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CONTENT Taming a wild COUGAR!! By: Alex Dworkin
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ASK CHUCK Dear Chuck, I recently moved to the Clearwater area from PA. I love the weather here, but really miss my old hunting spots. Do you like to hunt and if so where? Jeremy Dear Jeremy, Understand that Chuck does not hunt..why you ask? The word hunt infer the probabiltiy of failure. I go killing and I would suggest you do not ask me where. That would make you an accessory. CHUCK
Taming a wild COUGAR!!
Taming a Wild Cougar! By: Alex Dworkin
It is every young mans fantasy to be with an older woman, but few know just how to get
the cat out of its cage. Many young men fail to realize that you can not tame a cougar much like you would a younger woman. They may both want the same thing in the end (you) but have two different ways of legitimizing their decision. Usually younger woman legitimize their decisions on who they hook up with by their friends opinions, where older woman do not need anyone to tell them what they like because they already know. For example; older woman like to spend one on one time and like compliments to be made to them directly were younger woman like compliments to be said around them most of the time with friends or some type of valuable witness present. Many younger woman like to play cat and mouse games with men, i.e. the love of the chase, were as older woman know their days of being attractive are coming to and end had don’t have time to play the (bs)
games like their younger counterparts. The most important thing to remember when hunting for a cougar is to never ever let the “issue” of age become an “issue”. No matter how well you and your cougar interact the age difference is something that will always be in the back of her mind and is 9 times out of 10 the reason she will end the relationship. What ever you all do together make sure that age never plays a roll and never ever bring up the age difference because there is no age limit on a good time!
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Who: Women in Bikinis When: Saturday, June 19th Where: Quaker Steak & Lube 10400 49th Street North, Clearwater Time: 4pm - Participant Check-in 6pm - Parade Starts 7pm - Raffle and Prizes 7:30pm - Bikini Contest
$1,000 Grand Prize Bikini Contest You must wear a bikini to participate. A bikini is considered a two-piece swimsuit. Be prepared to walk one mile. High heels, flip flops or tennis shoes are OK. You may want to bring a towel, sunscreen, and anything else you might need. Water will be provided to all participants. The current world record was set on November 2009 in South Africa. The current record is 287 women.
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Italian food is one of the most popular restaurants for a first date. Men, if you can’t decide what to wear on a date, you may want to wear blue. Studies show that women are attracted to men in blue. In a survey of 5,000 singles conducted by Match.com, 43% said fresh breath mattered the most before a date, 17% said stylish clothes, 15% said sexy fragrance, 14% said good skin, and 10% said great hair.
Typically, dating specialists suggest waiting until the third date to cook someone dinner at home. If you want to create an instant link with a date, try saying his or her name at least twice in the conversation. The appropriate time to call after meeting a man or woman is hotly debated among dating experts. Typically, the ideal time to wait to call is two to four days, though no longer than four to five days. Calling too soon can appear desperate. Dating specialists suggest that if a woman doesn’t return a call after two messages, she is not interested.
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How long have you been in modeling? 4 years Greatest accomplishment thus far? buying a house Any hidden talent? Stunting motorcycles ;) If you had a superpower what would it be? To rewind time so I can relive a great night or I can change a bad night Ideal place to live? Turks & Caicos Islands Favorite vacation spot? Jamaica Favorite website? Amiclubwear.com Favorite sport? Basketball, I played for 8 years Photography by: Jay Pierce St. Petersburg
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Favorite animal? Polar Bear Favorite sports team? Tampa Bay Rays If you could be a superhero, what would you want your superpowers to be? Teleporting If you won $20 million in the lottery, what would you do with the money? Buy houses for me, my sister, Kim & for my Dad, then start my own fashion, bathing suit & jewelry lines, open up a hair salon, travel the world, drive across the usa in an RV w/ my closest friends and have a camera crew w/ me to record EVERYTHING! Haha!
If you were a car, what kind would you be? A Lamborghini What kind of people do you dislike? People who are full of themselves. What makes you angry? Being interrupted. What does your ideal man look like & are you dating one? Tall, nice body, beautiful eyes and yes, I am dating one :) Where would you like to travel to if you had your choice? Bora Bora! What is your dream job? Internationally known Fashion line owner Favorite quote? "Konichi wa, bitches!" Favorite hangout? Downtown St. Pete!! Craziest thing you have ever done - don't hold back? Omg, that's tough to say...I've done a TON of crazy things! I'm a wild one... If you had only six months left to live, what would you do with the time? I would spend as much time with my family and travel across the world with them. Anything else you would like to add......Come visit me at Bishop Lounge in dowtown St. Pete or find me on HSN(Home Shopping Network)!! (Check your local cable provider listings)
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1983: George Schwartz, a factory owner in Providence, Rhode Island, was injured in a factory explosion, which toppled every wall except one. After being treated for wounds, he went back to the factory to search for files. The final wall toppled and crushed him.
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