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WEEKLY: Thursday, May 13, 2010
The Doctor is in and promoting SEX!! EYE ON HEALTH
Unusual Deaths
BAD DAY TAMPA BAY PHOTOGRAPHERS:
KG Toops | Erica Segarra Rick C. | Stu Rosenbaum
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WHO Would Have IT! “FORK FAN”
Food to HOT?
The new “Fork Fan” cools down your food before it goes into your mouth. And...it’s dishwasher safe.
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ASK CHUCK Dear Chuck, I am not overly religious, but I do have questions about life after death. Can you offer any thoughts? Tina
Dear Tina, Realizing I am Chuck, I do not normally ponder the afterlife. For the rest of you good luck. Chuck
EYE ON HEALTH
with Dr. D
Are you stressed?
Do you feel totally out of control? Do you feel responsible if your team loses the game because you forgot to perform your sacred winning ritual, or forgot to bring your lucky sweat, blood, and tear stained towel? Welcome, my friend, to the absolute joys of mental health, and its role in our day to day lives! Like most Americans we are all burdened with many external (and internal) factors that leave us wanting to beat the crap out of someone, somewhere, and preferably with a blunt object. But don’t panic! There are ways to overcome these impulses to help you get back on track! Let’s start with some basics: Breathing. Yeah, I know, it’s that thing we do involuntarily to keep ourselves on the green side of grass. But here’s the kicker: Taking several deep breaths (without some sort of lit object on the other end of your mouth) encourages your parasympathetic nervous system to bring you back to reality and to calm down your adrenals, those glands located on your kidneys responsible for that wonderful rush of epinephrine (adrenaline). Deep breathing sounds hippie, I know, but science dictates that it holds merit. Another technique used to lure you away from the urge of shooting rounds off of the nearest clock tower is exercise. Exercise increases our body’s ability to cope with all forms of stresses, whether physical, mental, or emotional. Cardiovascular routines are perfect for controlling breathing, and using weights or resistance helps the body’s ability
CONT. to control hormones released while encouraging strong bone and muscle structure. My all time personal favorite stress reliever: SEX. Oh yeah, I said it. Doin’ the nasty is a great way to relieve stress, and it also prevents the effects of future stress to play any damaging roles in our bodies. Often times when we are with a person who is downright crabby it’s typical for someone to say, “Damn you need to get laid!” This is very true. Sex reduces our cortisol levels (the stress hormone), lowers baseline blood pressure, improves our outlook on our partners and ourselves, increases our moods, and elicits euphoric feelings when connected with a “special someone.” Now for the really good stuff: The Orgasm. Oh this isn’t just a fictional phenomenon. It has been studied that men who have 2 or more orgasms a week have a significantly lower mortality rate than men who don’t. Chances of developing prostate cancer and heart disease have also shown to be lower. C’mon…it’s an orgasm people! Do I really need to list any more reasons to incorporate this one!? Stress is a major factor in a lot of our mental health issues and should be taken seriously. If you feel that your life is spiraling out of control always seek help from a qualified healthcare provider. Organizations willing to help free of charge: National Mental Health Assc. http://www.nmha.org/ 1-800-969-6642 -Dr. D
“Men who have 2 or more orgasms a week have a significantly lower mortality rate than men who don’t.”
The World’s Largest
BIKINI PARADE Clearwater, FL Saturday, June 19th
Who: Women in Bikinis When: Saturday, June 19th Where: Quaker Steak & Lube 10400 49th Street North, Clearwater Time: 4pm - Participant Check-in 6pm - Parade Starts 7pm - Raffle and Prizes 7:30pm - Bikini Contest
$1,000 Grand Prize Bikini Contest You must wear a bikini to participate. A bikini is considered a two-piece swimsuit. Be prepared to walk one mile. High heels, flip flops or tennis shoes are OK. You may want to bring a towel, sunscreen, and anything else you might need. Water will be provided to all participants. The current world record was set on November 2009 in South Africa. The current record is 287 women.
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It is proven the more confident you are with your sex life, the easier it is to portray that to your partner. Then why is it still not cool to use sex toys with your woman? What better way to explore the boundaries and dimensions of an orgasm than by bringing a toy to the experience.
The belief that you make your girl orgasm all the time is cool and all, but even if you are pleasing your woman everyday, wouldn’t it be fun to please her a few extra times with a toy? And on the same note, wouldn’t it be great to learn what kind of orgasm she and you can have? With all of this being said, you should feel out your mate first. Sit down have dinner and talk and ask questions. “Do you think vibrators are cool?” “How about I wear a vibrator ring when we have sex?” Do you know if your woman has a sex toy? Would she tell you? Have you ever asked? It’s a great thing to bring home a vibrator and say, “Honey, I have something for you.” And then you have a great time with your
woman exploring what excites her and how she reacts finding out what pleasures each of you and how by using different toys. Try not to forget about the different types and intensity levels of orgasms. Take the time to get to know what makes your woman climax and give her different climaxes. How does she react during that orgasm? Do her feet kick out when you do certain things? How about the straight missionary intercourse? Both of you could enjoy levels never reached together with the aid of toy. Now question this, if you gave your woman an orgasm, would it be as satisfying for you? Learn what feels good to you by experimenting with each toy. Some toys do specific jobs and using those correctly can increase her orgasm, which is always fun. Seeing the evidence and the studies may not convince you or her, but talking about it followed up by experimenting can be so sensual and passionate for both. Experimenting with each other is fun and exciting, but imagine exploring even deeper and completely losing control. I guess what we’re saying is times have changed. It’s not that taboo to have a sex toy. Why not have complete honesty between partners where each side can tell exactly what they like during sex, even if it’s adding toys, which by they way have become really cool lately. Tony Batman and Schevelle tour the country doing the Screaming O Interactive Club Show. The Screaming O offers a full line of fun sex toys. To find out more you can find Tony Batman at tonybatman.com or Schevelle at schevelle.com.
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WITS END Words We Like... BUSINESS SHOWER - An intimate shower taken between 2 persons solely for the purpose of saving time, completely devoid of any sexual connotation. ZERBERT - Creating a seal between a human mouth and flesh (usually the stomach or arm) and then blowing, producing a fart-like sound.
QUIZ... What are the ages of the youngest known parents? A. 8 and 9 years old B. 9 and 10 years old C. 10 and 11 years old D. 11 and 12 years old E. 12 and 13 years old F. 13 and 14 years old G. 14 and 15 years old
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Survey Says According to our friends on FACEBOOK
Where is the craziest place you have “did the deed”?
Alan: Library in high school JoAnna: Is it bad that the first question I thought of was....with a teacher or student?!? Alan: Yes especially considering the Teachers I had to pick from. I was not blessed with the hot Librarian thats for sure. Ed: In a display tent at Sears Angel: I wonder if there is a special title for on a cruise ship...if airplanes get mile high club, does boats get “the seamen’s club”?IDK what do you think? O gosh I just thought what if we were on a train, that sounds bad! Charlotte: On a park bench Liza: in a parking lot near the bar you just came out of where people can just walk by! Tony: In the butt Gene: Bathroom at The Plaza in NY..cause I couldn’t afford a room at the time Dave: In a bar in the men’s bathroom, at poolside clubhouse in the women’s bathroom... both times were spontaneous & fun. Stu: The Governor’s mansion. Ashleigh: KITCHEN TABLE? Andrew: horse stalls! crazy! my girl friend at the time was not that cool with it at first, but had great time. Hallie: on a dock ;) Jared: At a S.T.P. concert. Jennifer: on the trunk of a random car. Tony: The changing room in the mall at a woman’s clothing store Shane: Bench alongside Pinellas County Trail!!!
I wonder if there is a special title for on a cruise ship...if airplanes get mile high club, do boats get “the seamen’s club”?IDK what do you think? O gosh I just thought what if we were on a train, that sounds bad! -ANGEL-
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Birthday: November 8th Favorite animal: My mini-schnauzer-- Titan
Favorite sports team: Pittsburgh STEELERS!!!
Hometown: Warren, PA
If you could be a superhero, what would you want your superpowers to be? Definitely the ability to fly! Sprinkle a little pixie dust and off I’d go If you won $20 million in the lottery, what would you do with the money? I would first splurge a little bit, then after that I’d make a couple donations to charity and then invest the rest of it so I could see my money grow even more in the future! Do you like guys on roids? haha-- no they can stay on the Jersey Shore. If you were a car, what kind would you be? A Bugatti Veyron -- Because like me, they are hard to come by. What kind of people do you dislike? Fake Ones, why try to be something you’re not? What does your ideal man look like? Tall, dark and Handsome, every girls childhood dream. What is your favorite quote? “If you think you Can, or you think you Can’t, either way, You are Right” Favorite hangout? Sunday Fundays out on a boat! If you had only six months left to live, what would you do with the time? I would spend my time with my friends and family, experiencing and seeing as much of the world as possible. Tell us about a secret you have never told anyone... Secrets Don’t make Friends ;)
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2010: Jenny Mitchell, a 19-year-old English hairdresser, was killed when her car exploded after fumes, caused by chemicals mixing with hydrogen peroxide leaking from a bottle of hair bleach, ignited as she lit a cigarette.
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1995: A 39 year old man committed suicide in Canberra, Australia by shooting himself three times with a pump action shotgun. The first shot passed through his chest and went out the other side. He reloaded and shot away his throat and part of his jaw. Breathing through the wound in his throat, he again reloaded, held the gun against his chest with his hands and operated the trigger with his toes. This shot entered the thoracic cavity and demolished the heart, killing him 1982: David Grundman was killed near Lake Pleasant, Arizona while shooting at cacti for fun with his shotgun. After firing several shots at a 26Â ft (8m) tall Saguaro Cactus from extremely close range, a 4Â ft limb of the Cactus that was weakened by the gunfire detached and fell on him, crushing him
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