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KEEPING ROCK ALIVE

CULTURE takes a look at the Thin Lizzy Legacy, and chats with the band about new shows, old memories and their feelings on cannabis legalization. ON THE COVER: p h o t o c o u r t e s y o f T o ta l G u i ta r M ag a z i n e

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Hooray for Hemp In honor of Hemp History Week, hereâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s a list of some of the amazing things that can be made from the plant.

Healing Miracles After testing out a variety of medicine on her son Abram, Erin Miller found a miraculous solution with CBD oil.

Industry Insider Nate Winokur of the renowned SC Labs is helping to lead the pack with technological innovation and proper testing for cannabis products.

Living Social Social media is at the heart of the cannabis community, and its importance will only increase as cannabis becomes more widely accepted.

A New Player Despite Chinaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s ancient roots with cannabis, the country is finally entering the modern cannabis industry.

Knowledge Abounds The Cannabis Business Summit & Expo returns for another year full of industry-related seminars and discussion.

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reviews 14 Collective Highlight in every issue 48 Growing Culture

8 News Nuggets 10 By the Numbers 12 Legal Corner

16 Strain Reviews 20 Cool Stuff 22 Entertainment Reviews

50 Destination Unknown 51 Profile in Courage 52 Recipes 54 News of the Weird

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Back Cannabis Movement d Colorado School District

Implements Medical Cannabis Use Policy

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Publisher Jeremy Zachary Editor-In-Chief Evan Senn associate Editor Ashley Bennett Editorial coordinator Victoria Banegas Editorial Contributors Benjamin Adams, Sheryll Alexander, Marguerite Arnold, Jake Browne, Cole Garrison, Jasen T. Davis, Alex Distefano, David Downs, Natasha Guimond, Addison Herron-Wheeler, Anthony Herrold, Pamela Jayne, Heather Johnson, Joe Jatcko, David Jenison, Kevin Longrie, Emily Manke, Tyler Markwart, Meital Manzuri, Sandy Moriarty, Madison Ortiz, Denise Pollicella, R. Scott Rappold, Paul Rogers, Joy Shannon, Lanny Swerdlow, Simon Weedn, Zara Zhi Photographers Steve Baker, Kristopher Christensen, John Gilhooley, Joel Meaders, Duncan Rolfson Art Director Steven Myrdahl production manager Tommy LaFleur Graphic Designers Tanya Delgadillo, Meilani Darby Account Executives Jon Bookatz, Eric Bulls, Kim Cook, Cole Garrison, Gene Gorelik, Teddy Helms, Emily Musser, Beau Odom, Justin Olson, Jim Saunders, Chris Thatcher general Manager Iris Norsworthy Office Assistant Angelina Thompson director of digital media Brian Gingrich digital media Editor David Edmundson Ctv Contributors Quinn Marie Distribution Manager Cruz Bobadilla

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nuggets Lansing City Council Passes Medical Cannabis Moratorium

In May, Lansing’s City Council voted 6-0 to enact a moratorium on new medical cannabis collectives in order to give the city more time to decide whether or not medical cannabis is the right path for Lansing. There are an estimated 70 cannabis provision centers operating illegally in Lansing, although the city does not currently have a process to license cannabis businesses despite a 2011 ordinance it had passed regulating collectives, according to the WLNS 6. Councilwoman Carol Wood stated that the moratorium is necessary, “Currently there has not been the will from the people that administer the laws that we put on the books which is the city attorney’s office, and the police department and the mayor’s office who say ‘okay you’re open illegally and we’re going to close you down,’” stated Wood. There are many divided opinions in Lansing, but Wood hopes that members of the community will help in keeping new collectives from illegally operating by reporting new shops to the City Attorney’s Office.

Oklahoma House Approves Bill that will Expand Age Range for CBD Use Oklahoma has not been shy about its opposition towards cannabis, but recently the state has learned to embrace the plant and its therapeutic benefits. In May, the Oklahoma House voted 69-14 to pass a bill that will expand the use of CBD oil, according to KOCO. Previously, CBD oil was only administered to cannabis patients under the age of 18, but the recently approved bill removed that age restriction. Conditions that qualify patients to medicate with CBD oil are those hoping to treat spasticity associated with Multiple Sclerosis and paraplegia, and those looking to alleviate symptoms of chronic wasting disease. This decision came shortly after Governor Mary Fallin signed House Bill 2154, allowing children with severe epilepsy to medicate with CBD oil. The House’s decision currently awaits approval from Governor Fallin.

Michigan Implements Plan to Set THC Limit for Drivers As cannabis legalization medically and recreationally is being regulated across the U.S., a number of states are trying to figure out ways to determine the effects of cannabis on drivers. This past April, the Michigan House voted 107-1 on House Bill 5204 which will implement research and set a limit on THC levels for drivers. Currently, the state protects medical cannabis patients from prosecution for “drugged driving” as long as they are not under the influence of the plant when pulled over by a police officer. This new bill will help officers determine when a driver is under the influence of cannabis and if their driving is impaired. As the state makes moves to regulate cannabis like alcohol, the Detroit Metro Times reports that those who drive while under the influence of cannabis typically drive more carefully than those under the influence of alcohol.

Eight Annual Cannabis Liberation Day Celebrated in the Netherlands Since the Cannabis Cup left the Netherlands, there is only one event in the country that celebrates cannabis: Cannabis Liberation Day. Now in its eighth year, the festival, which is organized by the Union for the abolition of cannabis prohibition (VOC), includes a variety of guest speakers and musicians from the Netherlands and abroad, all coming together for the advancement of cannabis reform. While there are still serious issues revolving around cannabis reform all across the globe, organizers of Cannabis Liberation Day created this event with the intent of creating a positive culture surrounding cannabis. Guests can enjoy the event’s Hemp Market and Cannabis Film Festival while checking out vendors and attending lectures. With the recent and unexpected passing of VOC founding member Josep Oomen, a tribute will be held in his honor.

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The estimated number of people who attended Cannaquest Expo in Lansing in May: (Source: Lansing State Journal)

2,500

The total number of signatures that the MI Legalize initiative needed to collect by June 1 to be placed on the ballot: (Source: WLNS 6)

235,000

The estimated number of currently registered pediatric medical cannabis patients in the state Michigan: (Source: Fox 17)

200

The number of votes by the Michigan House, out of 108, in favor of a bill that will create a commission to research and determine how much THC is considered to be impaired driving: (Source: Detroit Free Press)

The percentage of success that a Michigan study has found for epileptic patients who have responded positively to cannabis use:

107

(Source: WIVB)

The number of medical cannabis dispensaries in Vancouver, Canada that have been issued development permits under the city’s regulations: (Source: CFJC Today)

The amount of money, in millions of dollars, that Illinois made from medical cannabis sales in April, 2016: (Source: Fox 32)

The percentage of British people who support medical cannabis: (Source: International Business Times)

26th Annual ICRS Symposium on the Cannabinoids WHAT: 26th Annual ICRS Symposium on the Cannabinoids. WHEN/WHERE: Mon, June 27-Thurs, June 30. Hotel Bukovina, Sportowa 22, 34530 Bukowina Tatrzańska, Poland. INFO: For registration and additional details visit www.icrs2016.org. The International Cannabis Research Society (ICRS) is a nonprofit organization dedicated to research in all fields of cannabis science. This includes biochemical, chemical and physiological studies of the endocannabinoid system. While the ICRS is a great resource in cannabis studies, it also serves as a platform for other researchers to share their findings in cannabis science. With over

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500 international members each year the ICRS brings together like-minded individuals in the cannabis research for its annual symposium on cannabinoids. In its 26th year, the ICRS will be hosting this event in Poland at the lavish Hotel Bukovina. Guests will be able to enjoy the many luxuries of Hotel Bukovina along with the culture of the Polish city Kraków, where guests can bus from.

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Michigan Medical Cannabis Cup

Untainted: The Beginning of the End of Policing for Profit by Denise Pollicella At the end of March, the U.S. Supreme Court published its opinion in Luis v. United States, and although it didn’t get much attention, it was an incredibly important decision that not only strengthened the Sixth Amendment, but created the foundation for tightening up the asset forfeiture statutes that have been used, and abused, to intentionally impoverish criminal defendants. The case centered around a Florida woman accused of fraud whose assets were seized by the federal prosecutor for the stated purpose of securing them against a future restitution payment. The issue arose when the feds seized assets, including two million dollars, which were not in any way tied to the alleged crimes and were admittedly “untainted,” money that the defendant argued was needed to hire experienced attorneys capable of defending such serious federal charges. The court found that the Sixth Amendment to the Constitution guarantees the fundamental right to counsel that is competent and of a defendant’s choosing, and that right supersedes the government’s interest in securing untainted assets. In other words, the court prevented the further erosion of a person’s constitutional right to counsel by a prosecutor who uses asset forfeiture laws to render a defendant indigent and hence incapable of mounting a vigorous defense. The court draws a bright and vitally important line between tainted and 12

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untainted assets, reminding us that the basis for allowing the seizure of tainted assets lies not in their future use as reparation, but lies, in fact, in that tainted assets never lawfully belonged to the criminal defendant, because it was presumably criminal acts that won them. In other words, legally gotten assets belong to you, and the government can no longer use the asset forfeiture statutes as a means to clean out your bank accounts or seize other property that you legally own. Anybody in the Michigan medical cannabis community is aware of the devastating impact that the exploitation of asset forfeiture statutes have had here since 2008, used to virtually rob people of their property and fill the coffers of local law enforcement agencies who retain much of these takings. It never felt right. And now, finally, the highest court in our nation agrees. Practically speaking, this holding means that it will be vitally important going forward for Michigan patients and caregivers to seek competent legal counsel before engaging in any activities that may result in the co-mingling of assets or the appearance thereof. Like all decisions that restrict the government’s ability to abuse power, there will be push back on this one, and an aggressive prosecutor will argue that this holding is limited only to untainted funds required to hire an attorney. The Luis holding appears clear, however. Your legally untainted assets are now no longer the government’s for seizing. c

The world’s leading cannabis trade show, the High Times Cannabis Cup, comes to Michigan. Open only to medical patients, the Michigan Cannabis Cup will feature competitions, instructional seminars, concerts and product showcases along with other awesome activities and will accept a medical recommendation from anywhere in the U.S. This is a two-day event that will feature a live concert on day one and the Cannabis Cup award show on day two, both of which are included in the ticket price. Having been around for three decades, the High Times Cannabis Cup sets the standard for cannabis tradeshows and is a great way for those in the cannabis community to learn, network and have an all-around good time. Don’t miss out on this all-medical event. WHAT: Michigan Medical Cannabis Cup. WHEN/WHERE: Sat, June 11-Sun, June 12. Auto City Speedway, 10205 N. Saginaw Rd., Clio. INFO: Visit www. cannabiscup. com for tickets and updates.

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Herbal Solutions

Top Selling Strain: Purple OG

124 W. Michigan Ave., Ypsilanti, 48197

Top Selling Concentrate: Loyalty Extracts & Live Resins

(734) 487-THC1 (8421) www.herbalsolutions420.com

How and when did your collective start up? In 2010, we met with the city planner and the founder of 3rd Coast Compassion Center and discussed locations and voids that needed to be filled in this market. For several months, we worked together and came up with a sensible ordinance to help meet the needs of patients. What’s the story behind the name of your collective? We wanted something somewhat discreet sounding, but still have a name that shined light on cannabis, as an Herbal Medicine rather than a “street drug” or simply something “Pothead” sounding. With society becoming more and more accepting of cannabis as an “herbal solution” to a plethora of medical conditions, we only felt it would be right to name our business Herbal Solutions.

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Top-Selling Edible: Shappy’s Brownie

What does your collective offer patients that they can’t find anywhere else? Seeing how collectives pretty much use the same blueprint, this would kind of be a hard question to answer. We do, however, take pride in our wide selection of meds. Test results for all of our meds are available for our patients to review anytime, at their request; we are aware that not all collectives offer this for their patients. That, along with our knowledgeable staff and their excellent one-on-one interactions with patients makes us stand out as a premier collective in this market. How has the cannabis industry changed since you have been in the business? Where would you like to see it go? Being that we were the second licensed provisioning center in the state, we have seen

the industry grow from small grows and centers to very large professional centers that offer more of a variety of meds. We’d like to see more people in it for the patients rather than just the money. We would also like to see the industry continue to grow and allow patients to keep safely accessing their meds. Lastly, we want to see the state progress in the right direction and show and prove to people that cannabis is a medicine, rather than a “bad drug.” What are the biggest challenges you face in this industry as a collective? Biggest joys? By far the biggest challenge is banking! Collectives have had plenty of issues locally and federally about monies deposited. Many times bank accounts are temporarily seized, which can cause a domino effect in any business and cost business owners

time and money to fight. Our biggest joy, by far, is seeing patients first hand who have experienced the positive results from using cannabis or cannabis-based products, rather than using pharmaceutical drugs. We find joy on weening patients off of their pharmaceutical drugs and the horrible side effects they can cause. If someone wanted to open a collective and get their feet wet in the industry, what advice or counsel would you give them? Establish a great relationship with your local municipalities, be transparent and have great legal and accounting representation that is knowledgeable in the cannabis laws and tax codes. Take it from people that have been at this for awhile, it’s not as easy as you think to do it by yourself! c

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strain

Available at: Cannaisseuer in Lansing.

Skywalker Kush Yet another magnificent strain with namesake to the wars amongst the stars that we all know and love. Small bundles of long earthy-orange hairs peek their way between the richgreen knobby calyx’s, inviting you to spark up. Obvious parent strains Skywalker and OG Kush lend traits of both flavor and potency with 25.79 percent THC and 2.54 percent CBD. Grown by Genetically Correct Flowers & Concentrates we can see, and smell, that lots of love went into this plant. The floral OG funk of this strain is quite pungent. With indica-dominant effects (90/10) patients looking for relief with symptoms associated with anorexia, chronic pain, insomnia, migraines, Multiple Sclerosis and PMS appreciate the restful relief that this strain offers. Give a nug a gentle squeeze. The scent of sour, fruity kush is quite appealing to the senses.

Slow Rollers Artisanal Cones - Gelato Glue Available at: Ann Arbor Wellness Center in Ann Arbor.

Banana OG Better watch out. Beyond the lovely flavor profile speaking to its namesake, this indica-dominant (70/30) strain has quite the reputation for being a “creeper.” With 25.46 percent THC, the near comatose state is sure to sneak up on you. An equally great appetite stimulant, we wouldn’t be too surprised if you woke up with your hand in a bag of Cheetos. Proud parents Banana and OG Kush produced this tropically sweet OG scented plant, which though not high yielding, makes up for it with potency. Patients looking for relief from symptoms associated to anorexia, anxiety, chronic pain, insomnia, muscle pain and PMS enjoy the ride Banana OG’s effects give you. Before taking hold of your entire body, this strain offers quite the appreciated peaceful introspective atmosphere, to facilitate deep conversations exploring the corners of the universe with a friend.

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Twelve mini artisan cones, packed to perfection in a to-go tin—for regulars, these are just enough for a quick smoke break, when you don’t have time for a full joint. As for beginners, the sizing is probably perfect to get you started. Filled up with “Gelato Glue,” the lineage of this strain is a no-brainer. Parent strain Gelato (Sunset Sherbet and Thin Mint Girl Scout Cookies) is a hybrid strain from Cookie Fam Genetics, which was crossed with Gorilla Glue #4 (Chem’s Sister, Sour Dubb and Chocolate Diesel). With 24 percent THC, patients who are looking for relief to symptoms associated with anxiety, chronic pain, insomnia, migraines, Multiple Sclerosis and PMS, are quite a fan of the balanced effects this strain has to offer. Just a note, these are prerolls only, the nugs are not included.

Available at: Arborside in Ann Arbor.

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Available at: Michigan Chronic Relief in Detroit.

Green Poison Known for extinguishing pain, much as its name suggests, this indica cross is one to keep your eyes peeled for. You’re sure not going to miss something this vibrant, as the orange hairs are so bountiful, the green is fighting to peek through. The flavor profile of this strain is quite wild. Can we bottle this one up into a perfume, please? Seriously! It’s delicate like silk, fresh and floral, with a kiss of some citrus-like fruit. Slap on a label and “take my money!” On a medicinal level, expect euphoric, full-bodied relaxation. We recommend this strain for patients looking to relieve insomnia, muscle spasms and appetite loss.

Available at: Om of Medicine in Ann Arbor.

Pineapple Express This sativa-dominant strain (40/60) has been a staple on the Om of Medicine table as long as the doors have been open. With a name that’s hard to forget, it has become one of the best selling strains in the state, providing consistently functional relief to patients looking to alleviate symptoms associated with anorexia, anxiety, arthritis, chronic pain, migraines and PMS. Parent strains Trainwreck and Hawaiian lend traits of potency and flavor to this offspring. The sweet, tropical notes in fact have a hint of pineapple aroma and flavor. This heavy-hitting sativa dominant hybrid, tested at 19.75 percent THC, provides a lasting energized effect, offering a chance at productivity. We totally wouldn’t blame you if you want to sit on the couch and watch a great movie.

Available at: Herbal Solutions in Ypsilanti.

Platinum OG This indica-dominant hybrid (60/40) was tested the highest in 2015 at the Michigan High Times Cannabis Cup, clocking in at 27.1 percent THC. Parent strains Master Kush, OG Kush and an unknown parent come together to bring you their precious successor. If the visual of these bountiful, colorful nugs doesn’t sell you, the bold aroma of sweet OG funk surely will. Wowza! Rich orange hairs are evenly distributed amongst tight green and purple hued calyx’s. This strain is recommended highly for patients looking for relief with nausea and symptoms associated to PMS, as it surely gets the job done. If you don’t fall into either of those categories, however, you’re sure to still find some relief and enjoyment from this strain’s complex flavor profile: Silver, fruity, skunk, OG with a hint of purple. Yum!

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Start off this summer with beautiful skin that is nourished and hydrated with Malin + Goetz Cannabis Hand and Body Wash. Unlike most body washes that dry skin, Malin + Goetz Cannabis Hand and Body Wash gently cleanses and balances skin without stripping it of its essential oils. Although this product does not contain any extracts from the cannabis plant, it contains a Cannabis Eau de Toilette Fragrance that leaves skin slightly scented. While this product works great as a hand or body wash, it can also be used in a relaxing bubble bath. PRICE: $22 MORE INFORMATION: www.malinandgoetz.com

For the cannabis-loving man looking to class things up a bit, checkout Fresh’s Cannabis Santal Eau de Parfum Cologne. The original fragrance in Fresh’s cannabis-inspired line, Cannabis Santal has a woodsy scent with top notes of bergamot and black plum, and has received wide popularity amongst fragrance lovers. Like most designer fragrances, Cannabis Santal, gives off an irresistible, masculine scent that leaves a lasting impression on those who encounter its distinct aroma. Made with natural ingredients Cannabis Santal is a must have fragrance designed by renowned fragrance designer Caroline Sabas that is perfect for any man. PRICE: $50 MORE INFORMATION: www.fresh.com

4. Hemp Heart Bites

2. Cannadent Hemp Toothpaste Most major toothpaste brands contain unnatural chemicals or substances that aren’t ideal to go in your mouth. To save you from submitting yourself to unhealthy dental habits try Cannadent, a hemp toothpaste produced by European cosmetics company Cannaderm. With ingredients like pure hemp oil, grapefruit seed, oak-bark and rosemary extracts, Cannadent is gentle on the mouth but cleanses effectively. Not only does this toothpaste help keep your mouth clean and odor free, it aids in calming and preventing tooth sensitivity, canker sores and bleeding gums. Give your mouth the care it deserves and enjoy the miraculous benefits of hemp hygiene. PRICE: $14.90 MORE INFORMATION: www.cannabis-cosmetics.com 20

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Hemp-based foods are nutrient dense and jam packed with protein and Omega fatty acids, which help build healthy cells and maintain nerve function. For the health-nut on the go, Manitoba Harvest’s Hemp Heart Bites are the perfect morning or mid-day snack. With 10g of protein and 10g of Omega 3 and 6 in a suggested eight-piece serving, these delicious treats will give you the energy you need to get through the day. Non-GMO, vegan and paleo, these tasty treats are almost too good to be true. Get yours today to promote hemp-based foods and a better lifestyle. PRICE: $6.99 MORE INFORMATION: manitobaharvest.com

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Marijuana Horticulture Fundamentals K of Trichome Technologies Green Candy Press If you know your cannabis cultivator trivia, Trichome Technologies’ breeder “K” is a legend in growing. This new book by K is an easy-to-understand guide for any level of horticulturist. It goes into great detail about every level of growing cannabis, teaches the useful information about the plant and exactly how to grow your perfect strain of cannabis, whatever that means to you. Marijuana Horticulture Fundamentals is a great book for anyone looking to improve their cultivation or start one! (Alex Bradley)

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Release Date: JUNE 21 Available on: PS4 and PC

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No Man’s Sky Dev. Hello Games Pub. Hello Games Survival games have their appeal in the gaming world, but none more than the upcoming science fiction game, No Man’s Sky. Players are introduced to a massive universe with 18 quintillion different planets to visit, which they will navigate using their own spaceships to investigate planets with their own unique plants, animals and atmospheres. Explore this seemingly unending universe in search of ship upgrades, and best of all, you can either travel the stars with friends or make it a single-player adventure with offline mode. (Nicole Potter)

MOVIE

Deadpool 20th Century Fox, Marvel Entertainment Dir. Tim Miller

Combining intense action, witty, dark humor, and actor Ryan Reynold’s knack for comedic timing and delivery, Deadpool hits hard and delivers like few in the X-Men franchise have been able to so far. Unburdened by the need to seek a PG-13 rating, Deadpool is able to be the no holds barred fight/laugh fest. Reynolds’ delivery of the character is mesmerizing, and a supporting cast of brilliant young character actors, including T.J. Miller (Silicon Valley), Karan Soni (Safety Not Guaranteed) and Morena Baccarin (Serenity), ensure the film’s perfection. (Simon Weedn)

Running Out of Red Zig Zags Iron Lung Records Taking only a twoyear break between full-length records, hell-raisers Zig Zags return with another eruptive blast of heavy rock and roll on its new album, Running Out Of Red. Drawing equally from elements of hard psychedelia and primitive, frenetic garage rock, Running Out Of Red captures the group at its heaviest, tightest and most intense yet, all the while showcasing radical continued growth and evolution in the group’s sound and style. For all you headbangers out there, or just folks who enjoy some truly aggressive music, Zig Zags is a band to take notice of. (Simon Weedn)

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by Simon Weedn hen it comes to classic hard rock acts, few are thought of so highly and loved by so many as Irish rockers, Thin Lizzy. Managing to transcend their own genre and endearing themselves with punk rockers, metal heads and rock and roll enthusiasts of nearly any variety, Thin Lizzy took the world by storm in the 1970s and ‘80s. The band, through years of hard work and relentless touring, became extremely well known for bringing a thunderous maelstrom of driving, frenetic rhythms and bass lines, blistering dual guitar leads, and some of the most brilliantly authentic, honest and personal lyrical story telling of the genre and time. Unfortunately, Thin Lizzy’s trajectory was ground to a halt in 1984 when an array of personal turmoils forced the band to split. Then two years later, the unexpected and sudden passing of founding member, front man, and primary songwriter, Phil Lynott, denied the prospect

of any immediate reunions for the group. However, even with Lynott’s untimely passing, Thin Lizzy’s legacy had already been firmly cemented, and songs like “The Boys Are Back In Town,” “Whiskey In The Jar,” “Jailbreak” and “Waiting For An Alibi” have become hard rock staples over the years and are played by bands, both popular and obscure, nightly, all over the world. In recent years, Thin Lizzy guitarist, Scott Gorham, has taken it upon himself to reform the band with its surviving members every so often, to perform reunion shows to celebrate both Thin Lizzy’s legacy and music, as well as the life and legacy of the late Phil Lynott. Recently, CULTURE was able to catch up with Scott and hear all about the band’s upcoming shows, his memories of recording the Jailbreak album which turned 40 this year, his feelings about cannabis, and his recollections about his beloved friend and bandmate, Phil Lynott. >> iReadCULTURE.com JUNE 2016

You mentioned the whole “third record” aspect of things. Do you think that pressure also contribute to the heightened energy on Jailbreak? Were you as a band sort of at your hungriest at that point because of that pressure? Yeah! You know, I think the fear factor makes you concentrate a hell of a lot more. It didn’t feel like playtime anymore, all of a sudden everything got real. I think the other helpful side of it was that we already had two albums under our belt together, so we kind of knew each other’s moves, it was easier to play with each other, and it was easier to come up with suggestions and not feel embarrassed about it. So, I think the experience from the previous two albums really helped a lot and the fear factor gave us a kick in the ass.

First and foremost, you’ve got some dates coming up to celebrate the 40th anniversary of Jailbreak as well as 30 years since the passing of Phil Lynnot. Is it at all surreal for you that it’s been four decades since Jailbreak’s release? Scott Gorham: You know something, it really is. I hadn’t even realized it until last year when a journalist said to me, “Wow, so 40 years since Jailbreak came out.” And I said, “No, no, no, that can’t be right.” But, then I counted back and I said, “Holy crap, you’re right! It’s been 40 years!” So it is strange, that all of these years have been reeled off, and you’re not even thinking about it, then all of the sudden your bones start to hurt. It is amazing that people still want to come out and see the band play, buy the records, and talk about it. It doesn’t get much better than that. Do you still have any particularly strong memories about recording the album? I do! This was our third album. Back then in the ‘70s, it was kind of expected that if you hadn’t made it on the first or second record, that you’d better make it on the third or you were out the door. I mean, there was no talking about it. People kept saying this to us, things like, “You know this is the third album man, and you haven’t broken through yet.” The pressure was building on us to really turn this into something special. So, what we did is, we went out and bought an eight-track, we rented a farm house out in the country, that way nobody could disturb us and there’d be no distractions, and Phil, myself and the two Brians went out there and started 26

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“We were a band who wasn’t afraid of this new regime that was sweeping through the rock world, which was really scaring the shit out of a lot of the hair bands.”

writing. We ended up writing about 15 songs all in all, and then we had to carve out a list of ten that we were going to take into the studio and record. Of those 10, the song “The Boys Are Back In Town” was not included. So, one of our managers came down and said, “I’ve heard the 10 that you guys want to do, and they sound great, but let me hear the other five that you don’t want to do.” So we played them for him and he went straight to “The Boys Are Back In Town” and said to us, “You know, there’s something about this song I really like. Can we add this to the list?” And we said, “Sure! Why not? There’s at least one guy who likes that song.” And if that song hadn’t made it on the list, you and I probably wouldn’t be talking right now.

Was there any sense, once you all got into the studio and fleshed things out, that the record was going to be as successful as it became? No, not at all. I mean, you gotta remember, on the first two albums we, the guys in the band, were the ones that chose the singles and, obviously, they totally and horribly flopped. So on this third album, we decided we’d let the record company choose them this time, and they picked the title track, “Jailbreak,” for the first single. But, it was two disc jockeys out of Louisville, Kentucky that latched onto “The Boys Are Back In Town” and played it to f*cking death. To the point where other radio stations around them caught on, and they started playing it heavy, and it began this huge spiral thing across the whole of America. It was really cool to see that happen. So, it really had nothing to do with us or the record company picking things, they didn’t really do any PR on it or anything; it came down to the listenership of all of these different radio stations. Were you guys on tour at the time this was happening? How did you all find out the song was taking off? Well, we were on tour, and I remember distinctly that we were playing at this club and one of the managers walked in and said, “Well guys, it looks like we’ve got a hit single on our hands!” And we said, “Re-really? Wh-what song?!” And that’s when he told us it was “The Boys Are Back In Town.” That’s incredible; I bet you guys must have felt so relieved. Oh, the weight off our shoulders was immense. >>

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What does it feel like for you nowadays to play through these songs? To pick up your guitar and run through these riffs? Well, you know, it’s not like I fall down on my knees and thank the Lord every time I play one of these songs [laughs]. But, because we’ve been playing these songs for such a long time, we know the reaction we’re gonna get when we strike up the chorus to “The Boys Are Back In Town,” “Jailbreak,” “Emeralds” or any of the songs on our list because the audiences are really familiar. So, there’s a lot of confidence with our set. I mean, we can go out there, play for an hour and a half or and hour and 45 minutes and, really, nobody is gonna get disappointed. That’s the great thing! You all have Scott Travis from Judas Priest on drum duty for the majority of these upcoming shows and that’s pretty spectacular. How did Scott’s name come up when deciding on a drummer? Well, you know, in 2011 we toured with Judas Priest for about four weeks. It was a great tour, and we got to know all of the guys in the band. It’s funny, I’ve got a real thing about drummers and I don’t laugh at drummer jokes and all that because, to me, they’re the real back bone of the band. Guitar players, we’re kind of just the fluff on top. So I kind of gravitate towards those guys. When we were touring with Judas Priest, I kept checking out what Scott actually did and how well he did it, and I remember thinking, “Wouldn’t it be great to do something with this guy! I don’t know how, when, why or where, but doing something would just be a really cool thing!” So, here comes the opportunity, and when we reached out to Scott, his exact words were, “I’m into this onethousand percent!” You’re also going to have Tom Hamilton, a founding member of Aerosmith, on bass, another stellar addition to your line up. Can you tell us a bit about how it was decided that he was going to join you as well? You know, we put a wish-list together and he was literally the first name on the list, and Tom stepped right up to plate and started swinging. He said, “I’m in! When are the dates? Where are we going? Who else is on the bill?” And as soon as I heard those questions I knew he was in for sure. It’s all happening really quickly and in a really good way, and right now all of the band is nailed down and we’re just getting ready for rehearsals. >> 28

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Will you guys be playing exclusively Jailbreak material, or will there be other tunes worked in as well? Oh no, it’s going to take-in all of the albums. It’s hard to make a concert from just one album. At most, you have maybe 40 minutes of music on there, and we plan on being up there for nearly two hours. It’s going to be like Live & Dangerous was; it took in songs from a lot of different records. During this hour and 45 minutes or so, we’ll probably be adding in some songs that we have never really played on stage before. So that should be cool too! As somebody who’s been playing music all over the world for quite a long time now, you’ve gotten to see a great variety of cultures and social movements of all types, including the growing cannabis legalization movement. You’re prolegalization, right? Well, I’m definitely pro medical marijuana! Obviously, my background has a lot to do with having problems with drugs in the past, but the medical marijuana thing—that’s a whole different ballgame. Now we’re trying to get people out of severe pain, if this is the way to do it, then absolutely by all means. I’m sure people will be using it recreationally, I’m quite positive of that. But, when somebody has a real honest-to-God ailment and their quality of life is shit, then let’s make it un-shit. Let’s get them relief from the pain from whatever the problem might be. I am pro-legalization. We’ve been seeing some gorgeous re-issues of Thin Lizzy records on nice 180 gram vinyl on record store shelves everywhere we go. Do you enjoy knowing that a new generation of fans are getting the chance to enjoy your band’s music on the medium you all were originally releasing your music on years ago? 30

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“I am definitely pro medical marijuana!” It is pretty cool! You know, if you ask any musician of any age who was around when the album thing was still happening, they’ll tell you that was the coolest thing. You took the cellophane off of the record, slipped out this big huge square cardboard thing, and all of the artwork that the band put into it was really worth it because you could see it all in detail. Is it cool knowing this new generation of fans is getting that same experience with records that you had as a kid, or that you and the band had when you released this material for the first time? I think that’s a really great question, and a really good point. It’s like, “This is what we went through, what do you guys think?” You know, when I look down from the stage, I see fathers with their sons and uncles with their nephews, its people of all ages these days. So I think it’s kind of cool that the next generation gets to experience how we listened to records and learn the ritual of wiping the record off, dropping the

needle on, and then sliding it carefully back into its case so you don’t scratch it. It seems like, while many of your band’s peers seem to fade from the contemporary musical lexicon, Thin Lizzy’s name and music continues to be prominent and relevant. What are the qualities that you think have made Thin Lizzy’s music so timeless and have contributed to its staying power? That’s a really good question, and one I’ve never really been able to answer, because I can’t look at it objectively; I’m too close to it. I think some of it is from us being semi-connected to the whole punk thing. We were a band who wasn’t afraid of this new regime that was sweeping through the rock world, which was really scaring the shit out of a lot of the hair bands. As soon as they saw the Sex Pistols come out, they sort of knew it was over; whereas, we embraced it. In fact, we even started a band with Steve Jones and Paul Cook called The Greedy Bastards.

When you think of Phil Lynott, what are the strongest memories that come back to you? Well, what immediately comes into my head is how he didn’t want Thin Lizzy to become a one man show. He always said, “If I wanted it to be a one man show, I’d call it “Phil Lynott’s Thin Lizzy.” But we’re not, we’re a band.” He was constantly trying to include everyone into the songwriting and he wanted to make sure that each guy in the band had his own set of fans and all that. He’d always make sure that interviews were set up for everyone in the band, some people were good at it, some were not so good, so that kind of got paired down to me and Phil after a while [laughs]. But, he was really generous that way. He figured that if everybody in the band succeeded, then that meant that the band would succeed; and him along with it. He was that guy. He was the fearless leader who kept it all together and wanted everybody to do well. So, how cool to be working with someone like that, right? c

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Hemp History Week

Hemp innovation is on the horizon

by Nicole Potter

Hemp History Week is upon us once more, and for every year that passes the world is discovering new ways to utilize the versatile hemp plant. Hemp cultivation is largely illegal in the U.S., with the exceptions of a few states, but the material is often imported from Europe and Canada where it is more widely used. Known for its variety of uses, hemp has been experimented with for centuries across the globe. Now more than ever the world is developing new ways to utilize the plantâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s unique structure and benefits. In honor of the seventh annual Hemp History Week, which takes place between June 6 and June 12, weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re taking a look at newest innovations and classic uses for hemp. >>

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Hemp History Week Event

Bringing it Home Screening, June 10. Riviera Theater, 58 North Main St., Three Rivers.

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Skincare emp lotions have been on the market for years now, with staples like Hempz and products from The Body Shop rising high in popularity, but other companies have moved on from a simple hydrating skin lotion, and have helped hemp evolve into an entire skincare. Cannabis Beauty Defined (CBD) is a beauty line from Kannaway offers a cleanser, exfoliate, toner, serum, moisturizer, detox soak and salves. Utilizing hemp CBD oil in their formula, the various products help moisturize skin, remove dirt and makeup, all which help give skin a luminous and healthy, natural look.

Buildings rguably the most important use of hemp is through hemp concrete, or what’s commonly called “Hempcrete”—and it’s changing the world one building at a time. The unique substance is created by mixing hemp hurds (the center of the hemp stalk), with a lime-based binder and mixing with water until it forms a thick, strong material that is much lighter in weight than traditional concrete. It’s important to note that hempcrete isn’t used as a foundation for structure, but rather it’s being used as support for the frame of buildings, as well as insulation. It also offers other benefits such as being resistant to rodents or pests, is non-toxic, is immune to mold, breathes better than concrete and is said to last longer too. Many hemp companies have come forth, like American Lime Technology, whose goal is to become a leader in “healthy building solutions with low embodied carbon in construction as well as low energy consumption in use” using their trademarked Tradical® Hemcrete ®.

Vehicles ust last month, a Florida man named Michael Dietzen announced the completion of his “green machine,” a Mazda with a chassis made out of hemp, according to the New York Post. The car’s body, which is protected by three piles of woven hemp, weighs less than cars with a fiberglass exterior and is an estimated 10 times more dentresistant than steel. Dietzen cited his inspiration for using hemp when he found out that Henry Ford created a soybean-hemp car in 1941. Farther North in Canada, Calgary-based Motive Industries Inc. has also created a hemp car called the Kestrel, with a body made completely from hemp.

Clothing hirts, blouses and pants made of hemp have become common, but hemp extends to everything from socks and underwear to bow ties, dresses, bras, hats, wallets, belts and shoes too. The most obvious benefit of utilizing hemp in clothing is the material’s breathable quality, making clothing even partially made of hemp cool and comfortable to wear. The opportunities to transition from cotton products is easy when you glance at hemp retailers such as Rawganique, which offers a wide variety of clothing and apparel.

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he healthiest benefit of hemp for our bodies comes from either the hemp seeds or oil derived from pressing the seeds and/or plant’s stalks. While hemp seeds can be a healthy snacking alternative, the oil has numerous uses. Hemp oil has a high percentage of polyunsaturated fatty acids, which is a healthy fat that our bodies do not produce on their own. Hemp food companies are beginning to take hemp foods to the next level, such as Manitoba Harvest Hemp Seed Butter is a source of healthy fatty acids and protein too, as is Just Hemp Foods' Hemp Protein Powder which is an allergen-free powder that is a high source of protein, fiber and Omega 3 and 6. Hemp foods are beginning to scratch the surface of health benefits to eating the plant.

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Abram’s Biggest Advocate Erin Miller Discovers the Healing Properties CBD Oil for her Young Son’s Rare Condition

by Jamie Solis

When Erin Miller first brought Abram home from the hospital, she knew something was wrong. Her newborn son was inconsolable and screaming constantly, however his doctors were not concerned about Abram’s behavior. At 10 months old, Abram got sick, which led him to seeing a new pediatrician who instantly noticed something wasn’t right. Abram was

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referred to a neurologist, who found a cystic pineal tumor. This type of tumor is dangerously located on Abram’s pineal gland in the middle of his brain. Erin explained, “The brain surgery is so dangerous, they wanted to wait for worsening neurological symptoms before they would perform surgery. We were warned the tumor would cause seizures, so when Abram started having seizures, we thought it was because of this mass.” Abram’s seizures started around his

first birthday in June 2014. By October, his seizures took a turn for the worse. Abram was diagnosed with a generalized seizure disorder and epilepsy, and he was prescribed Klonopin. Erin said, “The first month on Klonopin was awesome. We were really excited because he fed himself for the first time with a spoon. It seemed like it was going in the right direction. But then suddenly he started having more seizures, different kinds of seizures, >>

“Right after the very first dose, he stopped signing ‘ouch.’ For the two weeks after that he had maybe two absent seizures where he would just kind of stare off, and then they were gone. He hasn’t had a physical seizure ever since.” worsening seizures, and the more the seizures came, the more Klonopin they would give him.” At just two years old, Abram was taking more Klonopin than most adults are prescribed. Erin recalled, “I found out later that Klonopin had never been tested or approved for kids under 18.” While Abram was on Klonopin, he lost his words and ability to walk or crawl. His symptoms worsened over time, and Erin brought him back into the ER. The following day, his regular neurologist admitted that Abram’s case was over his head, and the family would be referred elsewhere. Before Abram was moved to a level 4 epilepsy hospital, Erin recalls the neurologist’s life-saving recommendation, “Our neurologist came in and was whispering, ‘You guys need to go to Colorado, and you need to try cannabis.’ Even though I was really angry with him for not knowing how to help Abram when I felt like he should have been helping, I’m so grateful for him telling us to try cannabis oil, because that is exactly what helped my child.” Once they were transferred to a specialized hospital in Minnesota, Erin hesitantly inquired about cannabis for her son. Instead, doctors prescribed Abram with Keppra. Abram’s side effects were terrible and B6 was added. This resulted in 14 days straight of Abram screaming constantly and even ripping his hair out. Erin realized cannabis oil might be Abram’s only hope. Although CBD oil is legal for medicinal use in Iowa, the state doesn’t have dispensaries. Erin explained,

“My only choice was hemp that could be shipped. I ordered Charlotte’s Web Oil. The first day I finally decided to do it, he was hitting his head and signing ‘ouch.’ Right after the very first dose, he stopped signing ‘ouch.’ For the two weeks after that he had maybe two absent seizures where he would just kind of stare off, and then they were gone. He hasn’t had a physical seizure ever since.” June 27th marks Abram’s one-year of being seizure free. Around Christmas Abram switched strains to Hayley’s Hope out of Colorado. After this change, he started giving kisses for the first time. Abram also started laughing, giggling and making more sounds. Since they’ve started cannabis oil one year ago, Abram has been weaned off three-fourths of Benzodiazepines, and they have one milliliter of Klonopin to wean. “We actually saw his neurologist last Monday, and I told him, ‘I don’t want him on this Benzo anymore. I want to see what happens if we take him off. I feel like that is what took his words. Maybe if we take him off of it, maybe he’ll get his words back.’ Crazy enough, his neurologist

agreed that in November, once he hits the 18 months seizure-free mark, he is willing to have my son on cannabis only.” Abram’s “official” diagnosis is UBE2A X-Linked Syndromic Intellectual Disability or UBE2A Syndrome for short. Although this condition is super rare, as the Millers are only the third family in the world to have this particular spontaneous gene mutation, Abram’s story is making a huge difference in the lives of countless others. Erin is part of a group called concerned Iowans 4 Medical Cannabis, which gives Erin the opportunity to advocate for all children and adults in need of medical cannabis. c

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“We’re talking about something that didn’t have any regulations, any thought to what the future of the product might be, and I saw a massive void in the ability to have a special brand and the ability to start regulating (THC) dosages.”

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Nate Winokur of SC Labs by R. Scott Rappold

When Nate Winokur first got into the cannabis game, the industry in California had yet to evolve beyond the Ziploc baggie as proper storage. It was 2008, and Winokur began asking himself

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just what they were selling to people. “We’re talking about something that didn’t have any regulations, any thought to what the future of the product might be, and I saw a massive void in the ability to have a special brand and the ability to start regulating (THC) dosages,” recalled Winokur, 36. “People in general couldn’t tell you how many milligrams were in a product. They could only sort of tell you how bad they thought it would mess you up. That wasn’t a very acceptable scale to start working from.” Things have changed, in large part thanks to cannabis enthusiasts like Winokur who have moved out of the kitchen or grow room and into the laboratory. For five years, he has been working for SC Laboratories, one of the largest cannabis testing companies in California, where he is the Operations Manager for Southern California. Such laboratories have helped growers and edible makers learn about the good, the bad and the ugly of what’s in their products. While such testing is still voluntary in California, big changes are on the horizon. And Winokur says those who aren’t prepared could be in for a big shock. >>

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as a result, regulations are growing more stringent regarding testing. California has none. But that will soon change.

In The Kitchen Winokur cut his teeth in the industry selling pipes and working at a head shop. That evolved into a distribution business, and then an edibles company. He launched his own product line, Pacific Sweets, in 2008. It got him thinking about concepts like decarboxylation, the heating that releases the THC in the making of edibles, and how many milligrams were in the products he sold. With little formal scientific training, he began reading everything he could about the science involved. Winokur then began looking for a way to use his acquired knowledge in a bigger way for the industry and consumers. He’d grown well-connected in the southern California cannabis scene, and through these connections got a meeting with SC Labs in 2011. The interview consisted of visiting several dispensaries, where he made an impression by how well he knew and worked with the other players. He got the job.

Marketing, Not Regulation In those days, having edibles or cannabis flowers tested was mainly a marketing gimmick, something a product line or dispensary could use to set them above the pack. “They went for what was marketing friendly, and that was largely potency tests,” said Winokur. Though the technology was available to test for contaminants, why would they bother? Winokur’s first large client to take an interest in safety testing was the Emerald Cup cannabis competition. Along with

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showing the THC content and terpene profile—terpenes are what defines taste and smell—they could now conduct residual solvent tests for extracts and edibles. It’s still the most popular safety test SC Labs performs. “In this setting of living and being in a developed country that we’ve been able

“In this setting of living and being in a developed country that we’ve been able to maintain, people deserve and should be only consuming safe goods.” to maintain, people deserve and should be only consuming safe goods. And the idea of a residual solvent test is taking these types of extracted products and making sure these extracted products are safe for consumption,” he said. Winokur convinced more and more growers and producers to submit to voluntary testing. Meanwhile, testing and product information was creating a connoisseur class of cannabis users. They wanted to know the terpene profile. They wanted to know it was free of contaminants. All sorts of pathogens, such as E. coli, were found in samples. Residual solvent tests revealed chemicals like phosphorus. Dangerous pesticides were present. Fungus, bacteria and yeast were all found. In all, about 20 percent of samples fail as unsafe for human consumption, said Winokur. The situation is not unique to California. Colorado has experienced some eye-opening testing results, and

Regulation Looming California’s Medical Marijuana Regulation and Safety Act won’t be implemented until 2018, and there is uncertainty about what it means for testing. Another wild card is this year’s statewide referendum on legalization of recreational cannabis and what testing requirements it could involve. But the bottom line, said Winokur, is that mandatory testing is coming to the Golden State. That’s why he encourages businesses to get a jump on regulations by submitting samples to a lab. Sure, it’s good for business, and SC Labs has grown by a factor of 50 since he’s been there. But he sees the stakes as nothing less than the industry’s survival. “We’re going to see people caught with their proverbial pants down. We’re talking about markets that have been able to survive for years without actually having any level of regulation to truly worry about and at the end of that is going to be the other end of the spectrum,” he said. “We’re going to have something where a producer or grow operation is going to be sending their stuff down river to a distributor and if that distributor has to test something . . . they’re either going to get a letter back saying that their whole crop, their whole product was torched and that everything was incinerated or they’re going to get a check back. That’s going to be a large change from what a lot of these grow operations and producers have seen.” As for the consumer, they’ll not only be getting a safer product, but they’ll be able to make better-informed decisions, on everything from taste and smell to extracts that mimic the effects of smoking a certain strain. That’s a long way from buying whatever your dealer had at the time like in the old days. As an enthusiast, Winokur can’t wait for it to happen. “Yeah it’s a big deal, in terms of just something that’s a little skunkier than the last batch he had but what the hell you’ll take it anyway because it’s not like you have another choice. We’ve come a very long way in terms of what’s available to us, what will be available.” c

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by Madison Ortiz The cannabis community has exploded onto the internet by way of social media. Though every platform offers something unique, there’s a shocking presence of patients, artists, dispensaries and brands, standing strong and making us proud, everywhere we look. Instagram (arguably) dominates the majority of the cannabis community’s interactions, if nothing else acting as a home base to return to. Reviving the days of snail-mail and pen-pals, an extremely common trend within this community is to send and receive non-medicated treats via post. These packages often include stickers, art, apparel or small gifts from fellow IG accounts—a truly brilliant and simple form of promotion, as upon receiving the mail, documentation and sharing surely occurs. Many brands set up affiliate programs or provide discount codes for influential accounts to share with their unique audiences. Equally so, many patients and advocates have been able to generate a part-time income and beyond, for proving their promotional value to the right brand(s). Though the cannabis community is clearly present on Facebook, we don’t seem to be as overly boisterous about it on our personal posts. Maybe because there are private groups and

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pages made specifically for this topic, or maybe, just maybe, both mom and grandma have come around to figuring “this contraption out” causing us to be way more courteous of the content we share. Because we are most likely connected with family members or potential employers on platforms such as Facebook and Instagram, "closet medicators," or simply those who have to be a bit more concerned about associating themselves with cannabis, have found platforms/apps that are directly intended for this community, such as @Leafly (116k), @WeedMaps (10.8k), @MassRoots (411k), as well as platforms that offer a bit of anonymity like Reddit, Forums and Private Chat Communities, or even apps that offer a sense of impermanence such as SnapChat. Our community has also found ways to connect by means of video dominant platforms. Owner of @SocialEyesLash (53.1k) and YouTube icon @KarissaPukas (369k) encourages her fans to educate themselves about cannabis and hemp. In addition to dominating Instagram with her beautiful botanically dominated photography, @SheSmokesJoints (257k) content is received very well through Vine and Periscope.

“As acceptance of legalization sweeps the nation, it’s incredible to see where the growth of our community is not only appreciated, but most easily nurtured. All of these social media platforms provide us with rabbitholes of information to absorb an eternity-of-clicks worth of friends to connect with.” As acceptance of legalization sweeps the nation, it’s incredible to see where the growth of our community is not only appreciated, but most easily nurtured. All of these social media platforms provide us with rabbit-holes of information to absorb an eternity-of-clicks worth of friends to connect with. Grateful for the acceptance, understanding and camaraderie we’ve found in one another, it is up to us all to remain responsible with our usage of these platforms, as deactivation still happens often. Please, continue to use these tools and wisely, friends. Gratitude to all the friends we’ve mentioned and so many more for setting a good example for your peers in this community. Keep up the great work. >>

Our friends in this community have found such an incredible way to bond through Instagram over the past few years. Sure, at first glance there are lots of butts and bongs, but we’re proud to share that we’ve dug deep and see so much more development than that: We laugh at ourselves via meme, by way of accounts such as @WeedHumor (1.5m).

We indulge our cravings, with friends like @ItsDelisiouslyDee (30k), by following along with recipes through her blog as “The Happy Chef”.

We meet mothers like @_MotherGreen (62k), who work hard to show the world that cannabis cures, by nurturing education based communities such as @ ParentsForPot (20.6k).

We get a peek into the lives of patients such as @Princess__High (63k) who push past chronic, (often invisible) illnesses, sharing their daily thoughts and lives as catalysts for positive discussions with their peers.

We also see patients such as @HappyTokes (53.4k), blossoming into natural activists, creating communities and becoming representatives for both patients and brands, alike. @HappyTokesTribe member, @HoopLoveFireAndFlow (3.2k) regularly goes above and beyond with political based activism—We especially loved watching her recent video hula-hooping with Bernie Sander’s wife (Jane) and daughter (Carina) during the Alaska caucus.

The brands that are available to interact with on Instagram are endless: For rolling papers and basic herb related accessories, check out @FuturolaUSA (41.3k). For a reliable brand that offers discreet medication, check out @OpenVape (15.9k). If novelty accessories are up your alley, boss-up with a 24k gold joint from @ShinePapers (167k), or get insanely playful with some @Monkey_Os (16.3k). Plenty of one-stop, online-shops with visually stimulating documentation of brands you know and love, such as @ BillowbyCo (11.8k). Subscription services like @MyBurnBox (10.7k) offer discreet monthly shipments of non-medicated smoking products and accessories, delivered to your door. Though you can’t get medicated treats like @KushCakePops (94k) delivered, due to legality issues, brands like these are great at sharing appealing visual content for their current and future customers.

The creators within this community are also getting a spotlight on Instagram: Glass artists such as @ElboGlass (153k) & @MikeShelbo (63.4k) are iconic visual staples within the community. Digital illustrator @Trevolution_Art (43.3k) reimagines his follower’s selfies as aliens, warriors, and galactic goddesses. The presence of cannabis leaves, joints and smoke are common. Stunning organic jewelry crafted from the center of the world’s densest pinecone comes from @ThirdEyePinecones (143k). Look for these spiritually bonding pieces decorating the necks of others, and you’re sure to see the very cannabis friendly “pinecone family” is everywhere. c

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China Joins the Cannabis Game Chinese culture has known the benefits of cannabis for centuries—but contemporary China is now beginning to cash in on the growing industry as well

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by Jasen T. Davis

According to a study conducted by the World Health Organization 2.5 percent of the Earth’s population, nearly 147 million people, smoke cannabis for health and recreation. As countries and states around the world continue to legalize it, this number increases.

In America, places like Colorado and Washington have opened the doors to the big business of cannabis. Down in South America, Uruguay has legalized it, and Peru will soon follow suit. Now another country, with a population of an estimated 1.3 billion people, is taking

the great leap forward to profit from the plant . . . China. As altruistic as the legalization movement has been, only a moron would argue that massive money is not being made by cannabis. In Colorado, sales are at $996 million in just 2015. In Washington , tax profits from cannabis are at $70 million. California is expecting to take in nearly $1 billion, annually, and cannabis hasn’t even been legalized on a federal level throughout the U.S.A., yet. Technically, it is still a federal offence to cultivate, possess or use cannabis. The profits, however, cannot be ignored. >>

America is obviously cashing in on this business venture, and many companies are scurrying to profit from what they consider to be the next Big Tobacco. China is following suit. Groups like the World Intellectual Property Organization already report that companies in China have already filed 309 patents related to cannabis. With American companies like MediSwipe Inc. trading stock soaring by 70 percent, Chinese companies want a piece of the profit pie, too. Ancient China was not ignorant of the healing benefits of cannabis. Ever since the Emperor Shen Nung, in the 28th century B.C.E. encouraged the people to cultivate hemp to make cloth. It has been a folk medicine there for dynasties. Even now, throughout the vast continent, there are thousands of acres of wild hemp, growing out in the open for traditional herbal medicine specialists to prescribe to people for a list of ailments including nausea, chronic pain,

Multiple Sclerosis, epilepsy and insomnia. Archaeologists uncovered a cache of cannabis buried in a tomb in a remote part of China and deduced that it was grown for psychoactive, recreational purposes. The past is now the present, and one Chinese company, Yunan Industrial Cannabis Sativa Co., is working on rendering hemp seeds into a food that bolsters the immune system. One inventor named Zhang Hongqi is working on an extract based on cannabis that treats peptic ulcers without negative side effects. Another patent has been filed by a major Chinese medical firm that cures constipation is comprised of cannabis and oranges, but is based on a traditional holistic medical recipe. Major economic leaders agree that if China cashes in on cannabis, the potential profit would make America miniscule by comparison. Peter Reynolds, who leads the Cannabis Law Reform group, claims

China is already the world leader in naturally growing hemp. “The Chinese are smarter and they are on to all good ideas,” he said. “The potential for cannabis as a medicine is monumental.” Dr. Luc Duchesne, an expert from Ottawa who is both a businessman and a biochemist, commented to possible investors that, “Because cannabis in Western medicine is becoming accepted, the predominance of Chinese patents suggests that pharmaceutical sciences are evolving quickly in China, outpacing Western capabilities.” He concluded with a dire warning to investors that time is running out for America. “Chinese traditional medicine is poised to take advantage of a growing trend. The writing is on the wall: Westernized Chinese traditional medicine is coming to a dispensary near you.” c

“Because cannabis in Western medicine is becoming accepted, the predominance of Chinese patents suggests that pharmaceutical sciences are evolving quickly in China, outpacing Western capabilities.”

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Cannabis Business Summit & Expo

Join fellow industry professionals in celebrating and discussing the future of cannabis

The progression of the cannabis industry is in its prime right now, and a decade from now when many more states will likely legalize cannabis, they’ll look back and see that that progress came from industry events like the Cannabis Business Summit & Expo. This year’s Summit is making its mark amongst the greatest cannabis events with a long list of unique seminars, workshops and a large trade show floor to explore. Anyone who wants to better their business, learn about new trends and network with a wide variety of business

professionals will find themselves right at home here. An estimated 3,000 people will be attending this year’s Summit, bringing business men and women who work as growers, dispensary owners, infused product manufacturers and many other careers. Those who attend are invited to check out a variety of workshops, panels and lectures, which will be led by professionals, speaking about topics ranging from the role of cannabis nursing in the industry, banking, technological advances for businesses, all the

way to sustainable approaches to cannabis cultivation. Tours will also be available throughout the first day (limited to 20 people per tour) which will take attendees out to famous and successful local cannabis businesses such as Harborside Health Center, Analytical Laboratories, Berkeley Patients Group, Steep Hill Labs and Dark Heart Nursery. Following the end of the day’s events, attendees can spend a few hours exploring the show floor, and check out a great welcoming reception. It isn’t until the “General Summit Day One,” technically the second day of the event, where the Summit truly shines. Following exciting keynote speeches by Ahmed Rahim, cofounder and CEO of Numi Organic Tea, and Gavin Newsom, Lieutenant Governor of California, the show floor will officially open to all attendees, allowing everyone to explore the Summit’s countless vendors, and make a few networking friendships in the process. The seminars include: “The Fine Print: Money, Law and Your Business,” “Cultivation & Processing,” “Running Your Cannabusiness,” “Policy & Reform” and “Leading Edge: Emerging Topics in the Cannabis Industry.” “General Summit Day Two” will continue at the same pace, opening up with Cody Bass of Tahoe Wellness Collective and Steve DeAngelo of Harborside Health Center in the morning, and offering even more seminars regarding the previous days’ unique topics, with the addition of the “Medical Applications of Cannabis” category. At the heart of the event are the many well known and well respected industry experts who have been invited to speak. Rob Kampia of the Marijuana Policy Project, Sue Sisley M.D., the Director of Medical Plant Research at HelioSpectra, Attorney Hillary Bricken of Harris Moure PLLC, are just some of the amazing individuals representing their niche expertise in the industry. There is an astounding amount of knowledge to be had at this year’s Summit. c

WHAT: Cannabis Business Summit & Expo. WHEN/WHERE: Mon, June 20-Wed, June 22. Oakland Marriott City Center, 1001 Broadway, Oakland, California, 94607. INFO: Visit cannabisbusinesssummit.com for details.

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Testing The Varieties: Part 5 In January, clones of 35 varieties were started n a 4’ x 4’ tent under a 1000 watt HPS lamp. After two weeks the adolescent plants were forced to flower by changing their light cycle from continuous light to 12 hours of light and 12 hours of uninterrupted darkness. At the same time the fertilizer was changed from a vegetative to a flowering formula. The plants were still growing as they flowered and they were getting crowded, so in late February I moved them to a 4’ x 8’ section of a dimly lit greenhouse and provided the plants with five hours of supplemental light daily to elevate the intensity and increase the day length to 12 hours. The harvest began on March 25 and ended three weeks later. The plants were slowly dried in a cool room with temperatures under 70 0 most of the time.

TIP OF THE MONTH FROM ASK ED® This is the ideal time to get your plants outside for a big harvest in the fall or a smaller, but more potent harvest in late summer. Whether you have adolescent plants, clones or seeds, now is the traditional time to plant. The day length is long so the plants will grow vegetatively to start. The strong stem will support branches and leaves for now. The flowers will grow later in the season. Most people start seeds in containers and then transplant them. Living plants can be planted directly in the soil or grown in containers. Enjoy!

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They were hung in tents with a gentle draft generated by an oscillating fan. After drying and curing, the plants were manicured and weighed. The results were not impressive, which was a result of low total light level during flowering and harvest. The outdoor plants were also manicured and weighed, all of which are being tested for cannabinoid content and the results will be published next month. Meanwhile, my five-plant spring garden is coming along. The varieties are Romulan Grapefruit x2, Sour Grapes, Killawatt and Sour Tangie. They are all in five-gallon soft containers in a 2’ x 4’ tray mounted on rolling tray. They started flowering in early April soon after they were placed outdoors. Although it was past the Equinox and the plants were receiving fewer than 12 hours of darkness, they are flowering profusely. Their critical dark period is shorter than that, probably 9½-10½ hours, although it could be even shorter. Thought of another way, the plants could probably be induced to flower under a regimen of 13½-14½ hours of light daily. Many outdoor varieties start to flower in early August, when the light period is still considerably longer than 12 hours. When the plants were placed outside, the dark period was just under 12 hours. Now dawn to dusk in San Francisco (as of May 9) it is 15 hours and 3 minutes. The dark period is only 8 hours and 57 minutes and the plants will soon be heeding the signals of the shorter dark period to revert to vegetative growth. For this reason, I will be providing the plants with a custom-made darkroom. From this point on, the plants will be wheeled into the dark space nightly anytime after dusk. They will be wheeled out again 12 hours after dusk, which occurs now at 8:37pm . Dawn lights up at 5:34am, but the plants will be napping until 8:37am, when they will be wheeled out to the sun for another fine day of sunbathing and photosynthesizing. c

Close-up of dried Harlequin Bud.

Close-up of dried Grand Daddy Purple.

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Plants were measured and photographed to picture their shapes. This is a Sour Diesel.

Plants on wheels (a dolly) can be moved as the sun’s position changes or pushed into the darkroom.

The plants in the tray are basking in the sun.

These Sour Tangie buds indicate that the plants are well into flowering, with about five weeks to go.

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Berlin and Hamburg Bloom in June by Sheryll Alexander

With Germany set to legalize medical cannabis in 2017, did you know Berlin and Hamburg are the country’s two top cannabis-friendly travel destinations? And it’s no surprise either as these freewheeling German metropolises—Berlin and Hamburg (which are just a two-hour train or threehour car drive away from one another)—are filled with summertime revelers in June as outdoor art, dance, music festivals, markets and even nightlife abound. This summer, the celebrations of summer in cannabinoid-loving Germany (cannabis is more popular even than in neighboring Holland)

may be ever more raucous as health minister Hermann Gröhe recently announced the country will pass a law by early 2017 to create a national medical cannabis policy. Not only will chronically sick and terminally ill Germans supposedly be able to buy cannabis in local drug stores, but Germany will be the first European nation to allow the medicine to be covered by health insurance. This, in turn, will help cannabis patients cut down on their medication costs. So, why Berlin and Hamburg for an uber-cool summer getaway? Dubbed “the other city that doesn’t sleep,” Berlin blooms in June as the gateway to summer’s many frivolities. Berliners

begin to wake up in June as summer’s warmth brings them out of doors for smoking in parks (especially at the notorious Görlitzer Park where illegal and mostly immigrant cannabis “dealers” sit at benches to offer their wares) and at the season’s many public classic cultural and pop culture events. Because of a legal loophole, Berliners cannot be arrested if they are found with 16 grams or less. Perhaps it is Hamburg’s location as the “gateway of the world,” which makes Germany’s second largest city so vibrant. Situated east of Amsterdam, west of Berlin and south of Copenhagen along the city’s mostly industrial harbor, Hamburg sits in the very center of Northern Europe. Just like Berlin, cannabis is easy to get in certain public parks and it is legal to carry up to six grams of cannabis flowers. Ready to relax and revel in Germany’s lax cannabis cities such as Berlin and Hamburg? Summer is definitely the time to visit these urban wonderlands where cannabis is about to take the stage as a viable medical option for medical cannabis patients. c

Fun-Filled Facts Both Berlin and Hamburg are centers for Germany’s lively and sometimes queer community. The Berlin LGBT bar and nightlife scene is legendary while Hamburg is better for romance with its picturesque harbor. 1

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Don’t miss a day touring Berlin on any Sunday in summer. Open-air markets of all types—especially flea markets full of cheap retro items and antiques—can be found in every neighborhood along with quirky festivities such as karaoke at Mauerpark’s stone-laden amphitheater in northern Berlin (near Gesundbrunnen station). 2

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HERE Time to Go: June and through autumn Weather: June begins the summer season in Germany with an average of 14 days of rainfall and temperatures ranging from a low of 63F to a high of 72F. Budget: $$$$$

if you go: Cannabis is smoked rather casually in Berlin and Hamburg’s vast open public spaces, but tokers are smart. They mind the cops and avoid mothers with kids, schools, government buildings, libraries and classic restaurants and cafes. Open air beer gardens and temporary al fresco dance halls seem to not mind groups of smokers either. While studies show 30 percent of Germans are proponents of full legalization, it seems the upcoming 2017 legislation will usher in a state-controlled system of cannabis at dispensaries and pharmacies, which could usher in the legal sale and consumption of medical grade THC and CBD products (and bring a whopping €1-2 billion in annual to the government’s coffers). Perhaps soon, the eternal question one hears at Germany’s parks—Want ganja? or Alles klar?—may no longer be necessary once Germans can buy their medication cheaply and easily at state-supplied pharmacies.

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Age: 47 Condition/Illness: Calciphylaxis, chronic pain, chronic migraines, high blood pressure Using Medical Cannabis since: 2012

Why did you start using cannabis? My cousin had told me to try smoking cannabis to see if it would help alleviate the pain caused by the calciphylaxis. Did you try other methods or treatments before cannabis? I tried Percocet, Vicodin, (I soon found out that I am allergic to those), dilaudid, imitrex (which I am also allergic to), hyberbaric oxygenation treatments and an internal pain pump.

What’s the most important issue or problem facing medical cannabis patients? Not being able to obtain the medications legally. What do you say to folks that are skeptical about cannabis as medicine? I tell them what I deal with on a daily basis and how cannabis has helped me to live a little more of a normal life. Without cannabis, I am a hermit because I am unable to go out and do the things that I used to do. I am unable to be the mother I need to be to my children— although my older two are grown—without the help from cannabis. c

Are you an MMJ patient with a compelling story to tell? If so, we want to hear from you. Email your name, contact information and details about your experiences with medical cannabis to courage@ireadculture.com.

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Menu: Lemon Curd Tart Sweet Potato Croquettes with Honey Mustard Sauce Grilled Apricot with Fresh Ricotta and Lemon Vinaigrette

I absolutely love Summer. When CULTURE asked me to do a few recipes for their June issue, I jumped at the chance to bring something light and vibrant to the culinary side of the cannabis industry. Citrus and stone fruit sings Summer to me, which is why I have chosen to make those my focal points for the articles. All my recipes are meant to be very light doses, meaning a maximum of 10mg THC for one serving. Enjoy!

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Swing in to Summer with The Herbal Chef

recipes by The Herbal Chef™ aka Christopher Sayegh

At his core, The Herbal Chef™, aka Christopher Sayegh, is a passionate science and biology student who turned to the chemistry of food and herbs to feed the intellectual side of his creations. A walking brand full of charisma and charm, Chris has pioneered cannabisinfused fine dining in an effort to elevate the perception of cannabis through mainstream media. Currently, Chris is producing gourmet edibles, frozen CBD- and THCinfused dinners, as well as catered and private dinners. With the innovation of Chris’ frozen, infused meals, coupled with two shows currently in production, Chris has already been able to solidify his space as the #1 cannabis infusion chef. With a seemingly endless supply of passion and drive, Chris has his sights set on leaving a positive impact on the world through his medium of choice, food. Having faced intense struggles to pursue this commendable dream, leaves him open to sharing his vision with the world that is The Herbal Chef ™.

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Lemon Curd Tart

Who doesn’t love a good lemon meringue tart? So simple, incredibly refreshing and perfect for a passed dessert.

Ingredients 1 tablespoon lemon zest 1 cup fresh lemon juice

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Beat the eggs with the sugar until lighter in color, and then add the lemon juice and zest. Put that into a pot on low-medium heat and continually stir for 2 minutes until combined. Add butter and slowly incorporate into mix. Cook down until the curd is a thick consistency. It will thicken up as it cools. Empty the curd into a bowl, in an ice bath and let cool completely.

Legal Disclaimer Publishers of this publication are not making any representations with respect to the safety or legality of the use of medical marijuana. The recipes listed here are for general entertainment purposes only, and are intended for use only where medical marijuana is not a violation of state law. Edibles can vary in potency while a consumers’ weight, metabolism and eating habits may affect effectiveness and safety. Ingredient management is important when cooking with cannabis for proper dosage. Please consume responsibly and check with your doctor before consumption to make sure that it is safe to do so.

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Sweet Potato Croquettes with Honey Mustard Sauce

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Sweet potatoes are so in right now. They are also high in complex carbohydrates, if anyone was wondering. Potatoes like these are also sensational when paired with a sweet and tangy honey mustard. Great for an appetizer!

Ingredients 3 sweet potatoes

3 cups Panko bread crumbs Salt, to taste

Honey Mustard Sauce

Great for a home-style sharing appetizer, or you can add some of your favorite sliced prosciutto, balsamic reduction and make it a dish!

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2 ounces (1 jar)

4 fresh apricots (or peaches)

Pepper, to taste 1 quart soy bean oil

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1 cup whole milk

1/3 cup your favorite honey

½ cup heavy cream

½ tablespoon sherry vinegar

3 tablespoons lemon juice

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Peel potatoes and cut into one-inch cubes. Add to a medium pot and cover with water. Add a tablespoon of salt and bring to a boil, turn the heat down to a simmer and cook until tender. Drain well and put sweet potatoes into a food processor. Add in herbs, almond flour, egg and parmesan. Mix well, then add salt and pepper to taste. Put in a container and let set in the fridge for 4-5 hours. Heat the soy bean oil to 350-375 degrees. Set up a breading station of almond flour, whisked eggs and Panko bread crumbs. Form the sweet potato dough into small circles. Cover with flour, then egg wash, then coat with Panko. Set in the fridge for 30 minutes. Fry until golden brown and hot on the inside (about 3 minutes), finish with sea salt.

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Put all ingredients into a bowl and whisk together. Add dijon mustard if you want it a little spicier, or add more honey if you would like it sweeter.

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Grilled Apricot with Fresh Ricotta and Lemon Vinaigrette

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Bring the milk and cream to boil, turn off heat and add lemon juice. Stir until you see the curds separate from the whey. Secure the cheese cloth on a bowl with a rubber band. Remove the whey liquid from underneath and strain for 3 minutes before emptying the cloth into a glass bowl. Fold in salt to taste. This is such a light, fresh mixture, and I would caution using more than 1.5 tsp. Put in the fridge to cool. Cut the apricots in half and brush with olive oil before putting them on a hot grill. Don’t move the apricot around after you have placed it on the grill, you want the heat to caramelize the sugars in the apricot. Leave on the grill for 3-4 minutes or until the apricot can be easily removed. Put the apricot down with a heaping spoonful of ricotta and drizzle with a tablespoon of The Herbal Chef’s Lemon Haze Vinaigrette. iReadCULTURE.com JUNE 2016

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News of the

Weird LEAD STORY—THE POWER OF PRECEDENT u Department of Veterans Affairs employee Elizabeth Rivera Rivera, 39, was fired after her arrest (followed by a February guilty plea) for armed robbery, but when she was sentenced only to probation, an arbitrator ordered the VA to rehire her—and give her back pay she “earned” while sitting in jail awaiting trial. (She had been the driver for a man arrested for a street robbery in San Juan, Puerto Rico). Rivera’s union had demanded the reinstatement without salary penalty—for “fairness”— because the same Puerto Rico VA office had earlier hired a convicted sex offender, and the office’s hospital director, recently charged with DUI and drug possession, avoided VA discipline because of technicalities about the traffic stop. EVOLUTION OF THE CIVIL RIGHTS STRUGGLE u Turmoil in Selma, Alabama, March 1965: The historic “Bloody Sunday” at the Edmund Pettus Bridge ultimately became a turning point in the battle for voting rights. Turmoil in Selma, Alabama, March 2016: The town is riven by demands for stricter enforcement of the ordinance requiring horses on the street to be wearing diapers—a campaign led by Ward 8’s Councilman Michael Johnson (an African-American): “I’m tired of it because there’s other things I could be doing than dealing with horses.” COMPELLING EXPLANATIONS u Urges: (1) Ms. Ashton Barton, 33, charged with shoplifting a vibrating sex 54

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toy from a CVS pharmacy in Largo, Florida, in February, tried for police sympathy by explaining that she was in a troubled marriage. “My husband doesn’t want to touch me anymore,” and “I would rather do this than be unfaithful.” (2) Neighbors of a loudly frisky couple in a Stockholm, Sweden, apartment building were so frustrated by the noise that they reached out to the country’s health minister, Gabriel Wikstrom—who took the side of the randy couple (according to a translation by Stockholm’s The Local): “Sounds nice for them, I think. Good for their wellbeing and thus public health as well.” BREAKTHROUGHS IN SCIENCE u German researchers, publishing in March, revealed that female burying beetles uniquely discourage their mates from pestering them for sex after birth—thus explaining how the male of this species is observed actually helping with child care. The females apparently release a chemical “antiaphrodisiac” to the father’s antennae. Said the lead researcher (a woman), “They are a very modern family.” Said another biology professor (also female), “Burying beetles are supercool.” u Science magazine called the “butthole” “one of the finest innovations in the past 540 million years of animal evolution”—in that, until it developed, animals’ only channel of waste removal was through the same opening used for food intake. However, the recent discovery, announced at a March conference by a University of Miami biologist, that gelatinous sea creatures called comb jellies can excrete via other pores, was labeled by the magazine as “stunn(ing).”

FINE POINTS OF THE LAW u Joe Vandusen said he has had no contact whatsoever with his estranged wife for “16 or 17 years” and that both moved long ago to other relationships (Joe currently living with a woman, raising both his two children and her two, as well). Nonetheless, Vandusen’s “real” wife recently gave birth, from another father, and, without claiming Vandusen as the father, filed in February for child support from him. In the Vandusens’ home state of Iowa (like the law in many states), he must pay, irrespective of any DNA test (unless he gets an expensive court order to “deestablish paternity.”

RECURRING THEMES u (1) Yet Another Way to Tell If You’re DUI: Maryann Christy, 54, was arrested in Roselle, Illinois, in January when police spotted her driving through town with a 15-foot-tall tree firmly lodged in the grille of her car, sticking straight up. She was apparently too intoxicated to recall where she “acquired” the tree or how many minutes earlier that was. (2) Peak Truck-Spill Karma: On March 23 on Interstate 95 near Melbourne, Florida, two tractor-trailers collided, spilling their contents on the road. One truck was carrying Busch beer and the other various Frito-Lay products.

IRONIES u (1) Ervin Brinker, 68, pleaded guilty to Medicaid fraud as CEO of the Summit Pointe health care provider in Michigan and was sentenced in January to 32 months in prison. He had embezzled $510,000 in “mental health” payments and apparently spent it all on a Florida fortune teller. (2) Two of the three candidates for the Republican nomination for county property appraiser in Erwin, Tennessee, in November died before the election, leaving Rocky McInturff the only survivor. However, he is ineligible for the nomination because he lost badly on election day by one of the two dead candidates.

TORCH PASSED TO A NEW BODY-MODIFICATION EXEMPLAR u Eva Tiamat Medusa, 55, of the Phoenix area, has almost completed her journey (she calls it “transspecieism”) to become a “mythical beast”—like a dragon videogame character—through purposeful facial scarring, surgical implants and even removal of both ears. “Tiamat” was born Richard Hernandez before becoming female and now sports such features as reptilian-style skin “scales,” green-colored “whites” of the eyes, “horns” on her forehead and, of course, breasts. (However, she is perhaps so far satisfied with one part, as she is still a “pre-op” transsexual).

LEAST COMPETENT CRIMINALS u Albuquerque police encountered Leonard Lopez, 26, inside a Chevy Cobalt car (that was not his) just after midnight on March 30 after neighbors reported a man screaming inside, flashing the car’s headlights. A panicked Lopez was upside down, with his feet on the dashboard and his head and shoulders wedged under the steering wheel, hands and arms tucked inside his sweatshirt. He was charged with burglary, and police guessed he was probably going through opiate withdrawal.

GOVERNMENT IN ACTION u The Pentagon admitted recently that it has no way to know how many parts or devices are in its equipment inventory—except by going through its estimated 30 million contracts (on the text-unsearchable electronic database) one by one. For a recent Freedom of Information request from a software developer (for the Pentagon’s number of “HotPlug” powerextenders for computers), it quoted a retrieval price of $660 million to cover 15 million hours of work.

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