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Fascinating and unique, Hunter S. Thompson astonished the world with his brilliantly written works and advocacy as he sought to represent the many different iterations of the “American Dream” through his work. O n the C O V E R :
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High Holy Day Happenings From a how-to guide about titration to a Cannasseur Bucket List that will spark creative new endeavors in your future, this 420 is going to be the best holiday yet.
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A Plant of Peace Cannabis churches are embracing unity and spirituality with the sacred herb.
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Mighty Medicine Young William Ross and his family have received approval from their Mormon Bishop to embrace medical cannabis as treatment for William’s epilepsy.
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Embracing Culture Barz is a local rapper and MC whose love for cannabis plays a central part in his musical creation process.
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Style and Swagger Classic rock band Acapulco Lips talks about its origins, influences and how cannabis has shaped its music.
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nuggetS Bill to Regulate Cannabis Edibles like Other Foods Approved
The Washington House unanimously voted 98-0 to approve House Bill 1462 in March, which aims to regulate cannabis edibles like all other foods. The Senate Agriculture, Water, Trade & Economic Development Committee also signed off on the bill with hopes that it will be able to further regulate cannabis edibles, as well as protect those who consume them. The bill will put the Washington State Department of Agriculture in charge of regulating edible processing, which will require that all rules be written similarly to rules for other food items that are already established by the Department of Health. HB-1462 will also require that all processors of edibles must obtain a yearly “endorsement” from the Department of Agriculture. According to the House Bill Report, the Department of Agriculture will be responsible for enforcing the bill. “The Department [of Agriculture] has great expertise in regulating food products, and this expertise needs to be applied to the edible products being produced by the marijuana industry. The Department already has an excellent history of collaborating with the Liquor Cannabis Board (LCB) in regulating marijuana-infused products and this bill will formalize and strengthen this role.” As of late-March, HB-1462 is awaiting approval by the Senate.
Ohio Increases Limit on Medical Cannabis Dispensaries Ohio’s State Pharmacy Board released a revision of the current medical cannabis rules, which would increase the limit of dispensaries from the current 40-dispensary cap. The new rule raises the number of allowed provisional licenses on medical cannabis dispensaries to 60 until September 8, 2018. Additionally, the board can use its discretion to permit additional provisional licenses after September 9, 2018 if the state’s population, patient population and geographic location support it, according to the proposal text. Dispensaries would also be allowed to stay open for an additional two hours within the window of 7 a.m. to 9 p.m. Home delivery however will not be permitted. Although the board has received public comment about the rule proposal, regulations regarding patients, physicians and cannabis product processors are still being considered.
House Votes to Remove Industrial Hemp as a Controlled Substance A new bill to remove industrial hemp from the Washington Uniform Controlled Substances Act is making its way up the legislative ladder in the state. Already passed in the House, House Bill 2064 would lift the restrictions that currently bar the cultivation of industrial hemp in Washington. Also, industrial hemp cultivators would not be required to obtain a license prior to cultivation, which would allow hemp to be treated similarly to other plants, such as everyday vegetables. Rep. Matt Shea, one of the bill’s sponsors, believes that HB-2064 will provide a beneficial protection for Washington hemp farmers in the future. Rep. Shea said the bill will make it “very clear that Washington, right now, is removing hemp from the scheduling act, so it gives us better legal grounds to defend against any sort of federal intrusion later to prosecute people growing hemp here.” The bill gained unanimous support from the state’s Senate Committee on March 22, and it must also obtain approval by the Senate. If passed, this will open up new industry possibilities in Washington.
South African Agency Publishes Medical Cannabis Guidelines Draft The Medicines Control Council (MCC) published a draft of guidelines that cover medical cannabis cultivation and production in South Africa. “This guideline represents the Medicines Control Council’s current thinking on the measures required to be in place to ensure that quality products are cultivated and harvested and made available to patients when prescribed by an authorized prescriber/physician,” according to the MCC’s recently proposed guidelines. The guidelines provide extensive details about safety and security requirements, such as distinguishing hemp from medical cannabis and mandating that prospective medical cannabis cultivators obtain a license from the Department of Health. There is no cap on the number of licenses that the MCC can issue. However, the International Narcotics Control Board will control the total quantity of medical cannabis that is grown in South Africa. Currently, the MCC has only registered one product that contains synthetic CBD. 12
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The number of votes, out of 32, that the House Appropriations Committee presented in favor of approving House Bill 1060, which would legalize medical cannabis use for children at school: (Source: Washington State Legislature)
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The number of votes, out of 98, that were in favor of progressing House Bill 2064, which would remove industrial hemp from the Washington Uniform Controlled Substances Act: (Source: Washington State Legislature)
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Cannabis Health Summit WHAT: Cannabis Health Summit 2017. WHEN/WHERE: Sat, May 6-Sun, May 7. 9 a.m.-5 p.m. Free. Virtual access granted upon online registration. INFO: Visit www.learngreenflower.com for details. Expand your current knowledge of cannabis at a virtual learning experience at the online Cannabis Health Summit. Hosted by Green Flower, the live-stream event offers its audience some of the best access and information in the cannabis industry with the option of participating from their own home or from any location in the world. Regarded by some as the “TED Talks of Cannabis,” the event has previously brought in more than 20 leading professionals of the cannabis industry to educate enthusiasts like never before. The Cannabis Health Summit looks to spread awareness about the various
ways the typically misunderstood cannabis plant offers advancements in the fields of medicine and science. Industry professionals such as Steve DeAngelo, Eugene Monroe and Gay Hendricks will share exactly how cannabis can be used as a method for treating a wide variety of health conditions. Presentations will include topics on cannabis dosing strategy, treating cancer with cannabis and an analysis on cannabinoids. Reap the benefits and learning opportunities from this free event without the traditional hassles of travel and hotel booking! (Kiara Manns) iReadCULTURE.com
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Cannabis and alcohol consumption has decreased among teens in Washington by Emily Manke egal cannabis in Washington has produced many positive results for various communities in the state. A surplus of tax dollars, thousands of new jobs and a huge variety of high quality products makes it hard to see what the opponents of cannabis reform were so worried about. One of the many potential threats that naysayers claimed that legal cannabis posed was that teens would be more likely to consume it. It turns out that they were wrong all along. The results from 2016’s Healthy Youth Survey in Washington revealed that among most age groups, cannabis use has actually decreased. The Healthy Youth Survey measures a large variety of lifestyle and health factors including the consumption of cannabis, alcohol and prescription drugs. The survey is given to middle and high school students through their school district administration every two years. Cannabis was available for purchase legally in Washington as of July of 2014. Therefore, it was determined that 2016 is the first year the data from this survey would reflect any impact of legal recreational cannabis. So far, the data is in favor of cannabis reform. Among sixth graders, just one percent reported they had used cannabis in the last 30 days in both 2014 and 2016, indicating that young teens are largely continuing to abstain from cannabis. As for the eighth graders, seven percent reported having consumed cannabis in the last 30 days in 2014, as opposed to six percent in 2016. This is also down from nine percent of eighth graders in 2012. The
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percentage of 10th graders who admitted to using cannabis in the month prior was 17 percent, which is slightly lower than it has been in at least a decade, down from 18 percent in 2014 and 19 percent in 2012. For 12th graders, the percentage of kids who had consumed cannabis in the past 30 days was down to 26 percent in 2016, from 27 percent in both 2012 and 2014. While the numbers aren’t overwhelming, there does seem to be a pattern. If the number of teens using cannabis has been affected at all by Initiative 502, it has only decreased. Gov. Jay Inslee shared how these positive results protect Washington youth. “This survey provides crucial information on adolescent health, behaviors and perceptions,” Gov. Inslee said. “It helps us in making the right decisions to ensure that the next generation is the Healthiest Next Generation.” Other state governments have also found that regulating recreational cannabis does not increase the instances of teen cannabis consumption. These findings also mirror the data released in Colorado last year, which reported even more dramatic decreases in youth cannabis consumption. A study published in the Scientific American reported on the findings of a biannual poll by the Colorado Department of Public Health and Environment. “21.2 percent of Colorado high school students surveyed in 2015 had used marijuana during the preceding 30 days, down from 22 percent in 2011, the year before voters statewide approved recreational cannabis use by adults 21 and older,” the report stated. Interestingly, alcohol and prescription drug use have also decreased slightly since legalization. In 2016, the percentage of 10th and 12th graders who reported using alcohol in the last 30 days decreased by one percent in comparison to those in 2014. Additionally, five percent of 10th graders and six percent of 12th graders reported using pain killers in the last 30 days. In 2016, four percent of 10th graders and five percent of 12th graders used pain killers in the last 30 days. These decreases, and in some cases lateral changes, aren’t necessarily indicative of any effect legal cannabis has had. But it is interesting to note that the single worst fear of critics is basically irrelevant. These findings are by no means conclusive proof that there is no evidence that legal cannabis increases consumption by teens. This powerful reality is something cannabis advocates should be pleased to hear. c
Take part in an event unlike any other this month at a cannabis-inspired fashion show. This affair is intended to unite not just the fashion, hemp and cannabis communities, but it also appeals to artists of varying mediums who showcase their talent, as well as business professionals. Hosted by Smokers Society and Legal Stoner, the week offers networking dinners, a fashion launch party as well as an after-party. Because of its dynamic structure, this event will without a doubt pave a new path for the world of fashion, breaking out of the traditional customs and expectations. Along with the apparel of the talented designers, guest speakers and performers will also take the stage. Promote your brand, get your name out, expose your talent to individuals pursuing your same passions, and experience an entirely new way to enjoy the cannabis lifestyle. Don’t miss 420 Fashion Week were hemp culture will be celebrated through fashion, music and of course its people. (Kiara Manns) WHAT: 420 Fashion Week. WHEN/WHERE: Mon, April 17-Tues, April 18. 5000 Rainier Ave. S, Seattle. INFO: Visit 420fashionweek.com for details.
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Complying with the many regulations enforced by the Washington LCB by Hilary Bricken
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he Washington State Liquor and Cannabis Board (LCB) enforces a wide range of rules and laws on cannabis licensees. Because of this, Washington cannabis businesses need to set up and rigorously maintain comprehensive regulatory compliance protocols to avoid violations of LCB rules and regulations, as well as mitigate penalties should such violations occur. Cannabis licensees should adopt company-wide policies and procedures in place to avoid rule violations and as a mitigation factor should any rule violation occur. They should also know their various options for dealing with any alleged violations. When the LCB believes a licensed cannabis business has committed a rule violation, it will issue the licensee an Administrative Violation Notice (AVN), describing the alleged violation and a recommended penalty. The LCB has broad discretion in assessing penalties for cannabis rule violations, based on Washington Administrative Code instructions that it considers when mitigating and aggravating factors while making that penalty assessment. Penalties generally increase if the cannabis licensee has had repeat offenses within a two-year window. The Washington Administrative Code separates cannabis violations into five categories:
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Group One—Public safety violations. These violations are considered the most serious and they have the harshest penalties. For example, a cannabis licensee caught buying or selling cannabis to or from an unauthorized source faces cancellation of his or her license with even a first offense. Group Two—Regulatory violations. These violations include failing to keep proper records, failing to submit required monthly reports, and improper advertising. Group Three—License violations. These violations include failing to abide by licensing requirements and license classifications. Some Group Three violations can result in cancellation of the cannabis license even on the first offense. For example, a licensee’s failure to disclose everyone who owns, operates, or loans money to a licensed cannabis business is a violation of Washington’s true party of interest rules and can lead to a cancellation of the cannabis license. Other Group Three violations can result in monetary penalties and/or a suspension of license. Group Four—Nonretail violations. These violations involve the manufacture, supply, processing, and/or distribution of cannabis by nonretail licensees and prohibited practices between nonretail licensees and retail licensees. Generally, a first offense of a Group Four violation will result in a fine, but the LCB may cancel a license after the third Group Four offense. Group Five—Violations involving the transportation freight of cannabis. These violations can result in cancellation of a license for the first offense if cannabis is transported from or diverted to an unauthorized source. This includes cannabis transported outside the state of Washington.
The LCB generally doesn’t temporarily suspend producer or processor licenses; it instead employs monetary fines, destruction of inventory and/or license cancellations to penalize non-retail cannabis licensees. On the other hand, cannabis retail license holders generally see temporary license suspensions, monetary fines or license cancellation. A cannabis licensee has 20 days after receiving a Violation Notice to accept the penalty, request a settlement conference or request an administrative hearing before an administrative law judge. At these settlement conferences, the cannabis licensee and the LCB discuss the circumstances surrounding the LCB allegations, the recommended penalty and any aggravating or mitigating factors. Licensees are allowed to bring an attorney to these settlement conferences, and they should. The hearing officer’s settlement authority is often limited, but the primary goal of the hearing is to explain why the incident occurred, to identify what failures there were in the licensee’s internal compliance program, and for the licensee to detail a plan to prevent future violations. If a licensee successfully explains all the above, the penalty is generally mitigated. In mitigation, fines and suspension periods are generally cut by 40 to 50 percent. The administrative hearings on LCB rule violations are similar to court proceedings but a bit less formal. For example, these proceedings do not use the strict evidentiary rules of courts. At these hearings, the cannabis licensee and the LCB may question witnesses and submit and challenge documents regarding the alleged violation. The administrative law judge typically reviews the circumstances surrounding the alleged violation, including any mitigating and aggravating factors and determines guilt or innocence and then hands down a penalty pursuant to the penalty guidelines in the Washington Administrative Code. If the cannabis licensee is not satisfied with any aspect of the administrative judge’s decision, the licensee can appeal to the LCB to have the decision overturned. c
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Northwest Cannabis Connection 11522 Canyon Rd. E, Puyallup (253) 292-0444 nwcannabisconnections.com How and when did your store start up? We have been medical since 2010. Because of our passion for the industry we opened Northwest Cannabis Connection in August 2016. We have grown quite a bit since we first opened the doors. What’s the story behind the name of your recreational store? To reflect the beautiful area that we live in and the
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great cannabis industry we are a part of in the Pacific Northwest. What does your store offer customers that they can’t find anywhere else? We are a family-owned and operated business. Our budtenders and staff are outgoing and create a fun and friendly atmosphere. We have a large selection of products and feature a lot of well-established as well as new to the market cannabis brands. Medically endorsed, we offer a wide selection of CBD products such as edibles, tinctures, concentrates and a knowledgeable staff that takes the time to help you
find the products that fit your needs. What are the biggest challenges you face in this industry as a recreational store? Biggest joys? There are many challenges because we are a new business in a new industry. At Northwest Cannabis Connection we strive to create a fun and memorable retail experience for our
Top-Selling Strain: Gorilla Glue #4 Top-Selling Concentrate: Dirty Girl from The Green Vault Top-Selling Edible: SPOT Bakery Sativa Fruit Chews
customers. Our staff enjoys interacting with other people in the industry as well as the great customers we see every day. Our biggest joy is when the customer leaves happy! What is the one thing you want customers to know about your store? Our store is open and inviting, our staff is friendly and knowledgeable, and we truly appreciate your business! What is the most important thing you hope to accomplish while in the cannabis community? We hope to help grow and establish the industry and to build the momentum towards full legalization. Through setting the example, we can show how we can benefit and create a successful and prosperous industry. c
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What words of advice would you offer anyone seeking to enter the world of cannabis business? If you are truly passionate about the cannabis industry for the right reasons, just keep your passion alive, your head down, and do your thing. We are only at the beginning of this journey, and there is so much opportunity. What are the goals and vision moving forward for your company? Where do you see your company in five years? Our short-term goal is to build greenhouses and expand our Washington canopy, but the long-term goal is to definitely share the SKöRD brand of cannabis with other states as legalization continues across the country.
SKöRD How would you describe your company? What is your specialty? SKöRD is a craft cannabis cultivator in pursuit of finding the full potential of cannabis. We love finding new flavors of marijuana and showcasing the amazing diversity of the cannabis plant. Our flowers happen to produce some pretty tasty concentrates as well! What do you offer consumers/clients that others don’t? We think SKöRD offers a different approach to cannabis cultivation that stems from our love of good weed. Really good weed is in the details, and
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What do you hope to accomplish in the cannabis industry? Battle Ground, WA (360) 723-0230 www.skordmarijuana.com, @skordmarijuana
we do our best to focus on the small things we believe make a big difference. We use a foundation of core principles to make sure the bar is continually raised for ourselves, challenging us to bring something unique to the community. How and why did your company start up? As cannabis enthusiasts, legalization in Washington felt like the opportunity of a lifetime. None of us came from a “cannabis professional” background but we knew what details we cared about in order to produce great weed. I grew for the love of pheno hunting and science of controlled grow environments. It’s all
about bringing out the best in each strain you grow. I wanted to share my passion and hoped the SKöRD brand of cannabis would connect with the community. With the changing landscape of the cannabis industry, what do you see as the biggest challenges to your progress as a company? Any advantages? Federal prohibition feels like the largest obstacle. While federal legalization would bring a new set of challenges, currently it really limits growth and expansion. Duplicating SKöRD in other markets and getting access to normal financial services would be a great benefit.
We see cannabis like any other craft industry. There is no right way to produce cannabis, and small details can significantly influence the outcome. The uses and genetic diversity of cannabis lends itself to an industry that is made up of many different perspectives. We hope SKöRD shows that marijuana isn’t just a commodity based on test numbers; great weed should be a unique experience that engages all of your senses. c
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advocate highlight Frigone Bernhard Occupation: Owner and Manager at Lazy Bee Gardens When and how did you become an advocate for cannabis? About eight years ago my father was diagnosed with Stage 4 thyroid cancer that had spread to his lymph nodes. I was living in Park City, Utah at the time and had a good friend ask me if I had heard of Rick Simpson Oil (RSO). Once I began researching and really digging deep into the issue and studying the human endocannabinoid system, I became fairly convinced that there was some substance behind these claims. I moved back to the Methow Valley that spring, got my medical card and proceeded to start growing with the intention of making the oil for ingestion. My father’s body had rejected radiation treatment and the surgery he had already gone though had not worked, so his doctors were trying to put him into chemotherapy. He started taking very small amounts of RSO, then worked his way up to one gram a day and proceeded to take that for quite some time. How has cannabis benefited your life? First and foremost my father is still alive. We still get to ride powder together on the hill and share a bowl on the chairlift. The thought of losing a family member can be devastating, so knowing that there is something you can do about it is very empowering.
I’m not so sure anything I have done yet in my life could be considered great, but the best thing that has come out of it is having my father around still. Now mostly we just spread the word that this plant is real medicine. I never try and force the matter on anyone; all you can do is show someone the door. Who do you look up to or admire? Probably the first person that comes to mind would be Rick Simpson for his work in exposing the benefits of cannabis oils. It took a lot to do what he did, he lost a lot in the process, so I admire what he has done and the movement he helped spark. Other than that, honestly, it’s everyone out there that is doing the same thing from the largest scale, to the smallest. I don’t usually look at one specific person and the impact they have, in my experience it’s all the small things daily that so many people are doing that are going to facilitate real change. If you could change one thing about the way cannabis is viewed and/ or treated right now, what would it be? There is obviously still “Reefer Madness” stigma that still is very prevalent throughout the nation that we have to continue to fight. Good people do use cannabis! Though I only see it as a matter of time before that whole institute crumbles. Many also still see cannabis just as a recreational drug. Even the states are distinguishing some kind of difference between medical cannabis and recreational cannabis. c
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strain & concentrate Dutch Treat by OMG Sykes
Available at: Purple Haze in Everett.
When any of life’s problems arise, we all have our little rituals to get us through. For the British, a good cup of tea helps both perk you up and calm you down. For some, a little yoga and a glass of wine might help calm frazzled nerves and provide the refreshment needed to get through the day. For those of us who find relief in cannabis, Dutch Treat is the classic standby that provides comfort, relief and a jolt to get us through even the worst days. This particular Dutch Treat from OMG Sykes is chunky and thick, with long, pointed nugs that are completely covered in bright orange hairs and off-white crystals. The bud is compact, but has a nice soft quality that stays in large buds when stored, but easily breaks apart into smaller pieces. Inhaling this fresh flower is bound to be nostalgic for any cannabis consumer. The piney, pungent scent is rounded out by sweet notes. We sampled this flower using a pipe and a vaporizer, and the effect was satisfying. The thing so many of us love about Dutch Treat is the energizing factor, which this flower delivered in a huge way. But along with the rush of energy, an overwhelming sense of happiness was also noted soon after consuming.
Bruce Banner #3 by Heavenly Buds What’s strong, green and will lay you out? If you answered The Incredible Hulk, you are right in more ways than one. This heroic flower is top-notch, from stem to consumption. Heavenly Buds’ minimal yet classy packaging and labeling let the beautiful buds speak for themselves. These nuclear green nugs are perfectly cured, impressively dense and showered in crystals. The fragrance of the flower was subtle, with mild hints of sweetness and skunk. The CULTURE team used a water pipe to sample this tasty flower and noticed the flavor to also be mild but pleasant, with hints of sweet diesel. Bruce Banner #3 is a sativa-dominant hybrid, and this flower tested at 28.7 percent THC. The effect was joyful, uplifting and energetic, with a jolt of energy that provides the kind of high perfect for daytime use. This is the perfect flower for your spring excursion, whether it be a trip to the beach or a BBQ.
Available at: Kush Pointe in Mukilteo.
Dark Side of the Moon by BudCo Available at: Two Five Trees in Tacoma.
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This lovely flower is coated in a white crystal layer so all-encompassing, it’s no wonder why anyone would refer to this flower as the moon. The scent of this bud is remarkably strong. The sweet berry smell, combined with an earthy scent, brings to mind the very soil that this cannabis is grown in. In addition to being soil-grown, this cannabis was hand watered and hand trimmed. This level of artistry and connection with the flower pays off. Not only did the bud look and smell amazing, but it was a pleasure to smoke as well. We sampled this flower using a water pipe and noticed the effects to be powerful and sedative. The effects were relaxing to the point where we wondered how socially awkward it would be to lay down with company present. Most of those who sampled the flower reported sleeping easily and soundly through the night, so this is a great flower to consider if you have issues sleeping. Because of this extreme relaxation and aide in sleeping, this is definitely a nighttime strain. It’s great for chilling and catching up on some shows, or maybe even getting in a deep conversation with a couple friends over some Pink Floyd records.
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Black Cherry Soda by Rochester Farms Nothing says spring in the Pacific Northwest like your first sunny day picnic. Be sure to pack all the finest treats that Washington has to offer—fine artisan cheeses and breads, tasty fresh local produce, and of course, you can polish it all off with some Black Cherry Soda. The dark purple leafs of this sativadominant hybrid were just as refreshing as its sweet beverage namesake. The scent and taste also bring to mind the delicious cola, with a sweet cherry flavor that offers a complex contrast to the signature whiffs of diesel. This flavor profile was consistent with the delightful aromas, giving off the sweet fruity hints right along with an undertone of gas. The flower was smooth and easy to smoke, both in a joint and by using a vaporizer. At around 23 percent THC, this flower is relatively light in the effect department, making it perfect for daytime use. Some nice easy flower like this will be the perfect addition to the many sunny days and evenings that we have coming our way.
Available at: Green Token in Lacey.
Available at: Bud Commander in Tumwater.
White Gorilla by Evergrow Northwest This White Gorilla from Evergrow Northwest has managed to harvest some exquisite White Gorilla. This beautiful bud is compact and resinous with THC crystals. Lime green, with yellow-orange hairs springing generously from the bud, this flower is a gorgeous example of cannabis in general, not just of this strain. For those who don’t know, White Gorilla possesses the sticky, resinous traits of Gorilla Glue #4 and the amazingly diverse terpene profile and anti-anxiety traits of White Fire Alien OG. This flower was a perfect prototype of the strain. After sampling this flower using both a water pipe and vaporizer, the team noticed a level of relaxation that quickly swept us away. In addition to the chill factor, the effects were jubilant, with lots of laughs to be had. Some members also noted a sleep inducing quality making it perfect for those who suffer from insomnia. White Gorilla is definitely a flower best suited for nighttime use, whatever that may be.
Girl Scout Cookie AquaTek Vape Cartridge by Oleum As soon as you pop this little gift out of the package and get your hands on it, you’ll know it’s unique. This cartridge is made out of borosilicate, a type of glass, and the tip is made out of metal. Which is why, when you get your hands on this cartridge, you’ll notice right away that something is different about it—it feels heartier than your average vape cartridge. A sleek, sustainable design isn’t the only thing different about this cartridge. This Girl Scout Cookie AquaTek was smooth and tasty to vape. The flavor was mild, sweet, earthy and pungent true to the strain. After taking some puffs from the pen, the CULTURE team noticed the wonderful effects of the product. A joyous and chill vibe overtook the samplers, and many munchies were to be had. As with any vape cartridge, this vape is incognito and sleek. The mild scent emitted from this particular cartridge makes it ideal for subtlety. Whether you’re going on a spring picnic or spring break bash, the Girl Scout Cookie AquaTek Vape Cartridge by Oleum will enhance your experience immensely.
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Available at: Retail stores throughout Washington.
Fucking Incredible by Doc Croc With so many strains available in today’s market, calling any one strain Fucking Incredible seems a bit presumptuous. That is, until you encounter this god-sent flower. At 32 percent THC, the quality of this flower is undeniable. A pure indica, this strain is so loud it’s like a megaphone blasting its dankness right into your nose. The light green nugs are medium-sized, and the consistency almost resembles that of gravel, hard enough to make noise when dropped on a hard surface. Part of what makes this flower so dense is the resinous, packed down, generous amount of crystals and fuzzy orange hairs clinging to the leaves and obscuring the view of the green. A very pleasurable aspect to this strain is the laid back, easy and giggly effect that it provided. While the effect may be strong, it won’t give you couch-lock.
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Pure Afghan by Deepwater Botanicals Few growers attempt to tackle the classic strains these days but Deepwater Botanicals took on this challenge with this 100 percent indica Pure Afghan, and it does its ancient lineage justice. The jungle green flower forms unique triangle, tree-shaped buds. These frosted little trees also smell just like the forest. With scents of fresh cut wood, pine and soil, opening up a package full of this Pure Afghan is like going on a hike without ever leaving the house. The fragrance matches the flavor. After sampling this delicious forest-flavored flower, we noticed the effects straight away. A happy and carefree vibe took hold, allowing the samplers to enjoy their surroundings with newfound vigor. This flower tested at 27.5 percent, so it’s no wonder we were enjoying the effects. While the effects are a happy one, it’s probably a little subdued for any activity that requires too much energy. If you’re going outdoors, think about hanging out at the park instead of going on a 10-mile hike. Or if you’re staying in, maybe instead of trying out that new complicated recipe, stick to an old, familiar favorite.
Candyland Cookies by TreeHawk Farms TreeHawk’s packaging is one-of-a-kind and completely gorgeous. The simple glass jar is decorated with a label featuring the nature-based TreeHawk logo. Atop the jar is a chrome lid, complete with a logo subtly formed into the metal. A unique and attractive detail that makes you pay special attention to the product. In this case, it would be somewhat fair to judge the product by its package. For one, surely by coincidence, both the label and Candyland Cookies are lovely shades of purple. The flower is deep, dark violet with almost no green showing on the leaves. The green that does make an appearance is such a dark shade it’s nearly black. Crystals and orange hairs adorn the leaves in droves, making the surface appear majestic. It doesn’t take long after handling this flower to figure out where it got its name. The fragrance is almost entirely sweet, with hints of fruit and baked goods, and almost no traditional herb smell to mention. Seeing as this flower was exceptionally gorgeous-looking and smelling, it was important to sample it using all possible tools: a vaporizer, joint, water pipe and dry pipe. With each apparatus, the sweet, subtle flavor and gentle smoke-ability of the flower became even more apparent. The effect was steady and blissful. It is a powerful product, but appropriate for any use in small enough doses.
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Game Changer by HempKings People always talk about the best of both worlds, but can it really exist? Game Changer attempts to provide the two traits in cannabis thought only to exist in separate strains— relaxation and energy. This flower manages to cover both of those bases, and it does so in style. At an impressive 29 percent THC, this flower serves up some strong medicine. The smallish buds gave off a scent of sweet berry mixed with something mild and savory like popcorn. The CULTURE team used a water pipe to sample this flower, and the mild sweet berry flavor stayed present long after smoking. The effects of the flower were immediate, with a euphoric rush noticed right away, followed by a mild relaxation that lasted for hours. This flower would be a good choice for a day at home or a day out, so long as you’re not expected to do any heavy lifting! 34
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Kimbo Kush by Skörd As always, Skörd comes through with a uniform, attractive package and product. As soon as you unscrew the lid that contains Kimbo, consumers will instantly detect that strong, distinctive scent. The smell of this flower has a full profile with a sweet, sour and earthy fragrance that is truly arresting. The buds are huge, thick and hearty, with the full 3.5 grams consisting of just two large chunks. It’s hard to tell what the color of this flower is under the thick coat of crystals and hair. Just like its namesake, this flower packs a punch. At 26.5 percent THC, it provides a healthy dose of medicine. This indica hybrid is a cross between Blackberry Kush and Starfighter, and it delivers an effect that is true to its heritage. Majorly tranquilizing and cheerful, this flower delivers results that both relieve stress and provide energy. Kimbo Kush is the perfect flower for working out or working in the garden.
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Girl Scout Cookie AquaTek Distillate by Oleum
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When it comes to concentrates in Washington, Oleum is the brand to beat. With clean, excellent products at unbelievably reasonable prices, Oleum’s products are always top-notch. This Girl Scout Cookie AquaTek Distillate produces water clear distillates high in both Delta-9 and Delta-8 THC. Delta-8 THC is known for its medicinal qualities, including helping combat anxiety, relieving pain and stimulating appetite. It’s also known to have neuroprotective qualities. This product comes in a syringe, which you can squirt onto a nail, or on top of a tasty bowl of flower. The CULTURE team used a water vaporizer to sample this product. We discovered that the flavor was pure and delightful with customary sweet and pungent notes synonymous with the classic Girl Scout Cookie strain. Everyone who sampled the product agreed that it was a heady one. The effect brought on by this is one that meet all the marks, resulting in a feeling that is blissed out and ready to conquer the world. This product is the perfect companion for any social, outdoor or solo activity that doesn’t require use of a motor vehicle.
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Rapper Kush by THC Farms If you’re looking for some flower that is solid as a brick, sticky as a toad and loud as a train, this Rapper Kush from THC Farms is for you. The leaves looked much like Washington last winter, with snow covering grassy green hues. This indica hybrid is very Kush-like, with a woodsy, earthy scent that smells like the forest right after a warm spring rain. The CULTURE team sampled this using a water pipe, and the flavor was reminiscent of the scent with hints of pine and earth that lasted long after the flower was puffed. Another thing that lingered long after consuming were the effects of this fine flower. As a truly intoxicating product, Rapper Kush will help you relax whether you’re chilling with your squad or flying solo.
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The Great Green Gold Rush Kathleen Tracy and Michael Caldwell Creative Classic Publications Inc.
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This successful Kickstarter-funded platformer is the spiritual successor to the charming 1998 hit, Banjo-Kazooie, and a throwback to the traditional style of 3D games from that era. Created by Playtonic Games, which includes former employees of the game company known as Rare (Perfect Dark, Conker’s Bad Fur Day), Yooka-Laylee brings the nostalgic appeal back from the past. The game features Yooka, a chameleon, and Laylee, a bat, who set out to prevent the game’s villains from obtaining “Pagies,” which the antagonists intend to collect in order to “convert them into pure profit.” (Nicole Potter)
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Pub. Team17 The Great Green Gold Rush provides an in-depth journey into the stories of 15 entrepreneurs who have used their expertise and influence to push the cannabis and hemp industry forward. These featured professionals have embarked on pivotal professional and personal journeys, and this book demonstrates how their work has positively influenced the public’s perception of cannabis. While the economic potential in cannabis is an important topic of this book, readers are informed about cannabis’ emotional, medical and social benefits as well. (Jacob Cannon)
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In a time when women and their rights to equality seem very vulnerable, it’s nice to see and up-andcoming director making a concerted effort to tell wonderful, human stories about women and how they affect our lives. With an all-star cast featuring Annette Bening, Elle Fanning, Greta Gerwig, Billy Crudup and young newcomer Lucas Jade Zumannn, 20th Century Women marvelously tells the story of freedom and challenges in late1970s Santa Barbara, California and all of the learning experiences it can bring. (Simon Weedn)
For those who fancy themselves some solid, driving indie rock, now may be the time to run to the nearest record store and pick up a copy of Dude York’s second album, Sincerely. Laden with solid rhythms, righteous guitar leads and wonderful lyrics and melodies, Sincerely finds Dude York sounding its tightest, most powerful tunes, and putting itself in the same leagues as indie rock greats like Les Savy Fav and Sleater-Kinney. Fleshed out with incredible production assistants from John Goodmanson and JR Slayer, Sincerely is truly a document of a wellrecognized live band really finding its voice in the studio. (Simon Weedn)
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The life and legacy of Hunter S. Thompson, his
o z n o g journalism and the “American Dream” by R. Scott Rappold "We were somewhere around Barstow around the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold.” So begins one of the most remarkable works of journalism of the 20th century, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. This “savage journey to the heart of the American dream” follows the course of fictional journalist Raoul Duke and his attorney as they plow through Vegas in a drug-addled frenzy. It’s 1971 and as a former participant in the orgy of cannabis, LSD and free love of the 1960s, he is looking for what it all meant. He finds only madness and hypocrisy. Its success catapulted author Hunter S. Thompson, then a relatively unknown journalist, to stardom. His writing style became known as “gonzo journalism.” He would write many other books and articles, cutting and often hilarious takes on everything from the Kentucky Derby to the presidential campaign, with himself, the booze-swilling, pill-popping, cannabis-smoking, cocaine-snorting character at the heart of it, looking for truth, for what it’s all really about. Some was fiction, but some was not, and when he took his own life at his home in Aspen,
Colorado, in 2005, the 67-year-old was in constant pain and suffering the ill effects of a lifetime of alcoholism. Thompson would play many roles— candidate for Aspen sheriff, political activist, beloved local curmudgeon. He would be played in major films by two popular actors, Bill Murray in Where the Buffalo Roam and Johnny Depp in Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas and The Rum Diary. Even comic strip “Doonesbury” had a character based on Thompson. But in the 12 years since his death, it’s his writing that has stood the course of time, and it is this legacy that those who loved him are trying to preserve. His son, Juan Thompson, of Denver, last year wrote the memoir Stories I Tell Myself: Growing Up with Hunter S. Thompson. His widow, Anita Thompson, has written several books and is in the process of turning the home she shared with him in Aspen into a private museum. She is also in the early stages of launching a cannabis line based on Hunter’s favorite staple strains. Both spoke with CULTURE recently about the man, the myth of Thompson and the legacy he left behind. >>
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Hunter and Anita Thompson in a fun and spontaneous embrace; smoke in hand. photo by Johnny Depp
Hunter and Anita Thompson at home, after Anita woke him up early for a special Gonzo birthday cake.
What did you fall in love with about Hunter? Anita Thompson: Hunter liked to say he was a teenage girl trapped in the body of an elderly dope fiend. His sense of curiosity, sense of humor and his energy level were so much higher than anybody I’d ever met, particularly at his age. And it was fascinating to me. He had a temper that didn’t discriminate against any race or gender that would come out once in a while but it was short-lived, like a teenage girl, with a curiosity and level of energy almost identical. And he was not cynical—he had faith in humanity that
How much did his public image match the person you knew? Juan: Being known as a wild man, a crazy man—that was not the most important thing to him. Did he have fun with that? Sure. Did he like messing with people, pushing their buttons to see how they’d react? Absolutely. He liked to see how close he could get to the limits of his own self-control and come back in one piece . . . I think the Raoul Duke character was another persona he was kind of playing with, and that’s the one that stuck in the public imagination. I don’t think he was planning to spend his life from 30
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a “He , tool, to el evat e his se nses nal to elevat e his observatio skil l s—not to dul l t hem .” often diminishes as people see as much as he did. I miss that to this day. What made you decide to write the memoir? Juan Thompson: I wanted people to know there was a lot more to Hunter than that persona. I wanted them to know he was a very complex person. He was first and foremost a writer. He wasn’t a political activist. He was not a party animal. He was a writer, and he took that very seriously. He was very much an idealist in his politics, which is what made his political writing so powerful. 46
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to 67 as that persona, but that’s what he became, and that’s what people responded to. And I think that’s what people wanted. When he went on speaking tours, they didn’t want some quiet sober guy talking about the details of the federal election process. They wanted some entertainment, and he gave it to him. There wasn’t a whole lot of correspondence between that persona and who he really was, though he used it to his advantage when it served him—to be a celebrity, to get a suite or fly first class, then he’d use it. Anita: Taking a road, paving a new path and doing the least expected thing at any
given moment—that was Hunter. He was full of surprises and was constantly looking for what was underlying in any given situation or conversation he was having . . . He was always searching for the deeper truth, for more. His personality was like that. In terms of his lifestyle, he definitely had a rich lifestyle, a lot of great food, a lot of substances. So much of his work is about the “American Dream.” Why do you think he was so focused on that theme? Juan: I think it was extremely important to him to know the truth. He was brilliant and extremely observant and perceptive. He was really concerned about the gap between the “American Dream,” the idea of it, and what it meant about our country. The “American Dream” isn’t like a personal goal; it’s an essential part of what this country used to be about. That gap between the ideal and the reality of what it actually meant, how it actually manifested itself, was something that he thought was really important. It was this vast hypocrisy that he thought needed to be called out, that this dream is bullshit. Anita: It was a constant thought of his and he studied it for his entire career; just what is this “American Dream?” He often wrote about it being dead. There’s truth to that in his mind, but he never gave up bringing it back, ever. And he had confidence in the younger generation, as much as he complained about them . . . He thought they were smarter and more competent; that they could stand up and get involved and take back some of the “American Dream” that was destroyed by the corruption and corporatization of America. >>
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What do you think his lasting contributions are to the worlds of journalism and literature? Juan: There’s nothing like his voice. No one else can write like that. You’ve seen many people try, and it just never goes well. It was so powerful and direct and raw and funny and cutting, just powerful . . . Somewhere in his letters he talks about that; basically fiction gets closer to the truth than nonfiction, because you can exaggerate and use images and all that to really make a point much more clearly. If you just said, “Nixon is dishonest,” well, okay, yes he is. But call him a “werewolf with bleeding string-warts running across the White House lawn,” or say “Richard Nixon is so crooked he has to screw his pants on in the morning,” that’s powerful. Anita: Empowerment, for sure. The selfconfidence that comes when you read his work, I think it’s an antidote to fear. We’re surrounded by fear inside and out, and there are some writers like Hunter and Mark Twain and Ernest Hemingway 48
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“His phil osophy was ‘t he government has no busine ss my telling me what I ca n do in t own home, as l ong as I’m no hu rt ing othe r pe opl e . . .’” that awake our innate self confidence. Whenever you need it just open one of his books. Most journalists can’t take sides. He could say what he felt. Anita: He didn’t think it was really possible to not take sides if you’re writing a story. I do a presentation at schools on the difference between Associated Press and Gonzo. It’s the inverted pyramid. The natural “who, what, where, when, why
and hows” always come at the end and it starts with “the story.” It’s more fun to read and it’s more fun to write. And it was important for him to have fun, because he found writing to be difficult, all his life. It wasn’t fun for him. It was work . . . When he saw the corruption of Nixon or any politician and later of the Bush era, it was heartbreak. The best cure or treatment—to stay confident and active in politics, to get these people out of office—is humor. >>
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The labyrinth where Hunter's Gonzo memorial stood 12 years ago now holds a meditation labyrinth built by Anita. It is also the spot where Hunter's ashes are scattered.
Anita Thompson's peacock Jesse inside the Aspen home on the owl farm.
What was Hunter’s relationship to cannabis? What would he think of it being legal in so many places? Juan: He was an early supporter of NORML back in the ‘70s. I think he’d say, “Thank God. Finally.” In many ways, he had a Libertarian streak. His philosophy was “the government has no business telling me what I can do in my own home, as long as I’m not hurting other
people” . . . When he’d get stoned, he’d get relaxed, happier, and he’d start telling these rambling stories. He was a great storyteller, and the stories tended to not actually start and end, but they were entertaining, to follow them on that wandering path. Anita: He used it as a tool, to elevate his senses, to elevate his observational skills—not to dull them. There were some strains of hash
that would make it difficult for him to write but made him more balanced, in his body chemistry and brain chemistry. And there were some strains that improved his ability to write. Hunter went out on his own terms. Was that a shock to the family or was there an inkling? Juan: When it happened, I was completely taken by surprise; but, the fact it
happened was not a surprise. What would have been a surprise is if he had gone to the hospital and lingered on a ventilator for a month. That would have been a surprise because that was not his style. If he was done, if his writing days were done, if he was deeply unhappy and his body was starting to disintegrate after all that time and all that booze, by God, he was not going to go into a nursing home. >>
Hunter and Anita Thompson enjoying each other’s company.
The view from Hunter’s Aspen home on a winter’s day.
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“When he’d get ston ed, he’d get re l ax ed, happier, and he’d star t tel l ing these ra mb l ing stories. He was a great storyt eller, and the stories tended to not actu al l y st art and end, but they were ente rt aining, to follow t he m on that wande rin g path.” Anita: I forgave him, of course, but not right away. He was in so much pain; I have to accept his decision, but it’s something I still deal with personally . . . I was heartbroken like the rest of the people who loved him, and in a way I’ll never be able to shake that, but I’m so grateful he left his work. Imagine in a twisted universe if he somehow took his work with him and all the pages were left blank in his absence. That would really be a tragedy. It was a tragedy losing him, and there was a lot of chaos and darkness at the time, but his work is what brings people together and makes me realize he is still here in many ways. I can always look around me, here, feel his spirit where his ashes are scattered on the land that he loved, here at the owl farm, and open up one of his books . . . My last question is how do you think he’d feel 52
about President Trump? Juan: He’d be enraged. He’d be depressed. I was talking to a reporter yesterday about the parallels between Nixon and Trump, and he’d certainly pick up on those. He’d be enraged and appalled. He thought Nixon was bad. Well, Nixon’s got nothing on this guy. Anita: I don’t think he would be surprised at all, and I wish like everyone else to hear what he had to say and what we should do. His most common thread in all of his work is “we” is the most important word in politics. As long as we stand together, Trump has nothing. Even though it’s extreme and seems insurmountable, with all the damage he could do, as long as we keep fighting, we have checks and balances for this reason. Hunter would be the first to remind us of the checks and balances in the experiment of democracy. c
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The journey of
Fear a nd Loathing from book to film
Most people who haven’t read any of Hunter S. Thompson’s books may know him best for Johnny Depp’s character in the 1998 film Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. British screenwriter Tony Grisoni worked with director Terry Gilliam and Thompson on the film, which debuted to mixed critical reviews and small audiences but has since become a cult classic. Grisoni had the opportunity to ask the author what he thought of it at the premiere. “He said, ‘long, isn’t it?’ Which could have meant that he thought it was too long or too short. I don’t know what he meant. But he seemed quite happy,” recalled Grisoni. He spoke with CULTURE about making a film out of such a chaotic book, a film that many in Hollywood considered unmakeable. How did you approach writing a movie from the book? At the time Terry looked at some material from people who had been trying to make movies based on Hunter’s writing, and he said, “Nobody could do Hunter like Hunter.” So our starting point was not to try to write anything. We were just going to use what Hunter had written and collage it. Was it a daunting task given how chaotic that was? I don’t remember feeling that way at all. I remember thinking it was just full of stuff, full of wonderful, funny things. Another thing about Hunter’s writing, he was a very sensitive man. He was a very politically articulate man. Fear and Loathing didn’t come out of nowhere. The whole idea of gonzo journalism was “here is the only response to the world that I feel is adequate” . . . the paranoid response was the correct response to a crazy world.
Did you get a chance to meet Hunter during the writing or filming? Yes. I remember saying, “Hunter, thank you for letting us fit it to your book.” And he said, “The way I look at it, if you make a good (movie) of it—hey, I wrote the novel. If you fuck it up—hey, I wrote the novel.” That’s music to the ears of a screenwriter from a novelist. Why do you think the book remains so cherished among people, with new generations discovering it? It has a political heart. It tells you to distrust all authority. How does the film stand up in Hunter’s legacy? Do more people know him for Johnny Depp or for the book? If you look at Johnny Depp being Hunter, that’s a very close thing. That was Hunter up there on-screen. I think that’s the brilliance that Johnny brought to that part. That is Hunter. I don’t think of an actor. I look at that think, “That is Hunter S. Thompson.” c
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Know Your Limits
“You can always take more to increase the sensation, but you can’t un-smoke that entire joint.”
A titration guide for the first-time cannabis consumer
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ven the most seasoned of cannabis aficionados had to start somewhere. With cannabis becoming even more popular in the wake of the mass legalizations across the country, more and more people are trying cannabis for the first time. But how much should you take? Titration is the fundamental understanding of proper cannabis dosing. The biggest mistake a first-time cannabis consumer can commit is to overmedicate. This can lead to an unpleasant experience that might dissuade the consumer from future cannabis use or for medical consumers, not treating the ailment appropriately. So how do you know how much is enough? The best advice is to start out small and grow to your
desired effect, or consult a medical professional for exact recommended doses. You can always take more to increase the sensation, but you can’t un-smoke that entire joint. The only ways to feel less effects are to either wait it out or try to counteract the psychoactive effects of tetrahydrocannabinol (THC) with some cannabidiol (CBD) or rescue tonic. When starting out, there are a lot of factors to consider, and it would be a good idea to consult an expert; either a reputable dispensary, doctor or a friend who is a seasoned cannabis consumer. Other factors to consider are what strain you are consuming, your body make-up and how you will consume cannabis. It’s the last part that we will be focusing on, because how you consume cannabis will greatly change how you monitor your cannabis intake.
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moking cannabis has been the timetested, golden standard for consuming cannabis for centuries. Whether you roll it into a joint or put it into a water pipe, smoking cannabis is far and away the most popular method of consumption. To start, light your joint, the cannabis in your bubbler or inhale on your vape pen; inhale as much as is comfortable. At first, you will only be able to inhale a small amount, but don’t try to overdo it your fist time. If you really want to hammer down your dosage, try to be consistent in your pulls. Aim for between five and
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10 seconds per hit. Vape pens make the process even easier, by removing fire from the equation. It’s less about the risk of flame, as it is trying to find a lighter when you need it. Vape pens work by heating cannabis oil that you then inhale. There is a bit of a learning curve
the first time you use a pen, some have a button and others are activated simply by inhaling. Often times they come in two pieces; the battery and the oil cartridge. As far as dosing is concerned, you can follow the instructions used when consuming flower cannabis, with the caveat that most vape pens use concentrated oil that will
affect you differently than flower. In essence, you hit it the same, but the amount of hits may differ. After your inhale, wait 10-15 minutes to see how it affects you, and repeat the process until you reach the desired effect. Keep track of how your mind and body react to each inhale. Remember that everyone is different, and you don’t need to “keep up” with anyone.
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smoking cannabis. The good news is that most edibles you purchase from a dispensary will
have the dose, usually in milligrams, on the package. For the purpose of this article, let’s say you have a 10mg brownie. Start by eating a quarter of the brownie (which should contain 2.5mg of THC), wait 45 minutes to an hour, and if you want to continue, try eating another quarter. Repeat the process until you find your sweet spot. The first time it will take
a little time to discover how much THC you want to consume, but on future consumptions you can be a little more aggressive since you will have a better understanding of how much THC you want in your body. For reference, many doctors suggest a 5mg dose for first-timers, but Colorado has previously limited single doses of THC to increments of 10mg.
“. . . how you consume cannabis will greatly change how you monitor your cannabis intake.”
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ublingual means to be absorbed under the tissue of the tongue. For this, patients will typically use cannabis tinctures and essential oils. The benefit of a sublingual is that it is a very swift and effective method of delivery. This
is often the preferred method for parents to administer cannabis to children who suffer from epilepsy and take CBD to treat their seizures. It is also the hardest method to get the proper dose with. It only takes a couple
drops to reach the desired effect, so you should proceed extremely slowly or in conjunction with a health care provider. It can also be very expensive since you are dealing with highly concentrated products.
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annabis creams, lotions and oils are very popular for managing aching joints, pains and muscles. Most topicals are for pain, and many are CBDbased; those are not psychoactive. Topical THC and CBD are absorbed into the targeted area of where you apply the product. Which means,
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whether its just CBD or THC and CBD, your topical medicine will
only effect the area it is applied to, and it will not be absorbed into other parts of the body or even the mind. This is great for athletes or individuals using it for their arthritis, who simply need to alleviate one or more areas of aggravation or irritation in the body. Regardless of your preferred method
of consumption, it is important to pay attention to your body. Like with anything you put in your body, you will develop a tolerance over time so you may find yourself increasing the amount you consume eventually. However, by repeating the steps outlined above, you should be on your way to continued enjoyment of cannabis.
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Sincere hopes and ambitious dreams belong to even the most seasoned cannabis consumer. Make a pact to become more adventurous, and start checking these places to go and things to do off your cannasseur bucket list! You will surely make some great memories while living the dream.
Join the 420 “Mile High Club.”
Tour a large-scale cannabis cultivation facility.
Smoke a joint with Cheech and Chong.
Build a house out of hemp.
Visit Amsterdam’s first cannabis coffee shop, The Bulldog No. 90.
Consume some cannabis before a whale watching tour.
Go to the Louvre after eating an edible and gaze at the Mona Lisa.
Smoke cannabis with your boss.
Attend a cannabis rally on April 20.
Successfully argue why cannabis is not a “gateway drug” to a skeptic.
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Try out ganjayoga.
Read The Emperor Wears No Clothes: Hemp and the Marijuana Conspiracy by Jack Herer.
Shotgun a hit with your true love.
Exercise at a cannabis gym like Power Plant Fitness, in San Francisco.
Write to a senator and demand medical or recreational cannabis rights in your state.
Smoke cannabis as a passenger in a hot air balloon.
Visit Nimbin, Australia to enjoy the legal cannabis scene.
Come out to your family about your personal cannabis consumption.
Smoke the Northern Lights strain under The Northern Lights.
Attend a cannabisthemed wedding.
Smoke the Durban Poison strain in Durban, South Africa.
Smoke cannabis in beautiful Negril, Jamaica.
Hotbox a tent while camping.
Smoke cannabis with a priest or a rabbi.
Consume some cannabis at a live concert.
Learn to bake the best cannabis brownies.
Smoke or eat cannabis in every legal state in the country.
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How to throw the ultimate cannabis-themed movie party to celebrate 420 Cannabis and movies have gone hand-in-hand for decades. The symphony of flashing lights mixed with the elegance of cannabis makes for a match made in heaven. This 420, instead of consuming cannabis by yourself and watching Friday for the millionth time (like you did last year)—spice things up and go all out. Here are some tips and advice on how to get the most out of your 420 movie party.
Picking the Film . . . Decisions, Decisions Choosing the film is probably the most important thing to decide for your movie night. You want something that is entertaining to watch while enjoying your favorite strain of cannabis, and hopefully enjoying the company of someone special. Normally, we would recommend a classic like Cheech and Chong: Up in Smoke, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Friday or Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle. But this year, maybe try something new. Put in a film that will tickle your visual perceptions like Inception, Smiley Face, Fantasia, Doctor Strange or Manos: The Hands of Fate, and enjoy the crazy visuals that are sure to be enhanced by your euphoric state of mind.
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substituting the normal butter for cannabutter to enhance the mood. You can find a cannabutter recipe on ireadculture.com, and it’s easy to make. If you prefer to munch on a savory treat, then whip up some fully-loaded, cannabis-infused nachos. Sprinkle chopped tomatoes and onions with cannabis oil and lots of cheese on top of your chips before heating them up in the oven. Be sure to top your nachos with fresh canna-guacamole and sour cream. These snacks are sure to enhance your movie experience.
No One Wants to Sit on Your Folding Chairs An underappreciated aspect of any good movie night is comfort. If your butt is on an uncomfortable chair or on the floor, your enjoyment will be hampered. Maximize couch space, and if you have to utilize the floor or other hard surfaces, put oversized pillows or thick blankets down. Maybe turn the floor in your living room into an impromptu hookah lounge
by offering unlimited options for comfortable seating like bean bag chairs and padded ottomans.
Phones Off Ever wonder why you have such a better experience at the movie theater? Because you are trapped, in a good way, for the duration of the film. When you’re home, you can pause the film to get a drink, go to the bathroom or check your phone. Instagram can wait, and you can read all about the worst Tinder profiles when the movie is over. While the film is playing, enjoy it!
Dim the Lights Nothing sets the mood like dimming the lights. If you’re with someone special, it signals “come over here and get comfortable.” If you’re in a party setting in means, “shut up bro, we’re watching a movie!” The only lights you should see are the flashing ones on the screen and the glowing ones coming from the joints and vape pens.
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Advocate, dedicate and embrace the values of your local cannabis community’s 420 festivities Growing Marijuana with LED Lights, April 8 Spend your Saturday learning the tricks of the trade by taking cannabis cultivation matters into your own hands. Evergreen Cannabis invites locals to discover the ins and outs of how to grow cannabis with LED lights. Evergreen Cannabis Recreational Marijuana Store, Blaine estagecraft.com Q2 Washington Quarterly Cannabis Caucus, April 11 Join the National Cannabis Industry Association for the year’s second quarterly caucus, which aims to inform, connect and inspire everyone who attends. Learn about the existing state policies surrounding cannabis, and network with corporations at the regional and national levels. Sole Repair Shop, Seattle thecannabisindustry.org Veg Out Seattle, April 13 Attention all foodies! Prepare yourselves for a tasting like no other— this unique event invites anyone who wants the opportunity to explore the delicious world of plant-based eating. VIP ticket holders will experience some extra fun indulging at the munchies bar hosted by Dockside Cannabis. Canvas, Seattle canvaseventspace.com 66
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The Gateway Show: 420 Edition, April 20 For those who haven’t heard, The Gateway Show is the ultimate comedy performance— with a twist. Comedians are competing to win, but during intermission participants will consume a little bit of cannabis backstage and then proceed to perform as the effects set in. Broadway Performance Hall, Seattle gatewayshow.com 420 Seattle Mansion Party, April 20 Witness the first-ever 420 celebration at Club Manor Mansion and dance the night away with a surprise guest DJ! In order to attend this spectacular event, interested attendees must RSVP beforehand. Club Manor Mansion, Seattle astonmanornightclub. com LIFTED Yoga, April 23 This unprecedented enhanced yoga class integrates the lifestyle and community of cannabis through fitness. Bring your favorite cannabis product, and join instructor Aaron Goodman for a restorative session of yoga to recuperate from your wild and memorable 420 festivities. The Greenhouse, Vancouver liftedevents420.com
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Holy Herb
Cannabis churches bring unity of faith separate from traditional, religious holidays
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legalization becoming more prevalent, cannabis churches have become increasingly popular, but it’s not just the top-shelf joints that keep people coming back. In Colorado, where cannabis has been recreationally legal for a few years now, the GreenFaith Ministry led by Reverend Brandon Baker, started in 2006. The church claims over 6,000 members, 1,000 who have obtained a certificate of faith, and some of the members have been practicing for over a decade. Reverend Baker performs marriages on 420 yearly and constantly spreads the church’s religious word, writings, heritage and
culture. “We pray daily, as much as possible and have at least one gathering of some kind each week,” he told CULTURE. Having experienced divine intervention and the power of the plant, Reverend Baker encourages truth and sincerity. “I love our faith—it just pours out of us with every exhale of cannabis smoke.” Now, cannabis still isn’t legal in Indiana, but the state is home to The First Church of Cannabis in Indianapolis. The Grand Poohbah himself, Bill Levin, said they’re currently suing Vice President Mike Pence for the right to consume cannabis during services. Founded March 2015, Levin’s biggest message
is, “Equality, compassion, good health, fellowship and love are the traits of a true Cannaterian,” as well as encouraging laughter, smiles and hugs. Believing that each day stands for something (live, love, laugh, learn, create, grow and teach), the church holds events on each day and live-streams the events through Facebook. Janet GoldenHogan, also known as Granny J, is instrumental in keeping the church organized. This particular church lives by “The Deity Dozen,” a set of guidelines to live by, such as “Don’t be an asshole. Treat everyone with love as an equal.” That is a teaching that everyone can get on board with. >>
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Everyone who has reached a consciousness to become part of this Church realizes within their conscience that they should smoke ganja . . . We believe that heaven is on Earth when we dwell together in peace.
Michigan has the First Cannabis Church of Logic and Reason (FCCLR). Founder and Reverend Jeremy Hall said, “The more people I spoke to about religion, and the more people I found who had similar thoughts on the matter, a pattern emerged that involved cannabis use.” Conceptualized in May 2015 and became a nonprofit by January 2017, FCCLR meets on the last Sunday every month as an agnostic group that does not abide to an organized religion. “We instead choose to focus on the things that transcend organized religion, ‘Golden Rules’ if you will. ‘Do unto others as you would have them do unto you’ . . . We do not ask for any tithes or require any monetary donations for membership. Instead we ask that any money you would normally give go toward random acts of kindness.” The Ethiopian Zion Coptic Church of Jamaica (EZCC) started in 1976 and is rooted in Christianity. With the intention of representing what they believe to be the true meaning of the Bible, EZCC members do not recognize holidays like Easter. “Every day is the same with the Lord,” said Brother Jacob. To them, God isn‘t some spirit in the sky either. Brother Jacob explains, “The God the Bible directs us to, the God that all of the prophets direct us to is a living God inside of mankind.” Most importantly, they view cannabis as a natural blessing from God. “Everyone who has reached a consciousness to become part of this Church realizes within their conscience that they should smoke ganja . . . We believe that heaven is on Earth when we dwell together in peace.” Do you know who else dwells in peace? The Sisters of the Valley in Merced, California. They are not a members of a church, they‘re nuns. Sister Kate made it clear, “We wear the uniform not to mock the Catholic nuns, as they are going extinct, and that would be in poor taste. We wear the uniform to give honor to a plant that has been dishonored for 100 years. We wear the uniform as a meditative
practice of being in touch with our ancient ancestral mothers. We wear it to announce to the people our profession, as a uniform, and to honor our people as Regalia.” Their tribe doesn’t just have Sisters, however. They have three Brothers and approximately a dozen others that consider themselves members. They consider themselves to be Beguine revivalists. Sister Kate puts it simply, “The Beguines pre-dated Christianity and though they lived together, dressed alike and prayed together, their mission was not to spread any kind of dogma. Their mission was to rescue women from poverty and give them independence and property (wealth). They were very good at it.” With all of these organizations, the one thing that truly unites them is their understanding and love for cannabis. Reverend Jeremy Hall said it best, “Our most important belief is in the healing power of cannabis. This plant has the ability to not only heal our minds and body, but can save the entire planet from the current destructive course that it‘s on . . . By becoming upstanding citizens who take care of our community, we can show the world just how beneficial cannabis can be, changing public perception one person at a time.” Whether becoming a member of a cannabis church interests you or not, the cannabis community as a whole can look forward to continuing to be a part of that change. c
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the Right TO Choose Cannabis affords young William Ross an improved quality of life by Addison Herron-Wheeler
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t is a story that is becoming increasingly common— parents who espouse traditional family values are turning to cannabis, not as recreational relief of familial stress, but as a way to treat serious medical conditions that their children face. The Ross family is Mormon, so when young son William, who is now six years old, began to show serious signs of chronic seizures, treatment with cannabis was initially the furthest option from their minds. The first indication of William’s disorder happened when he began experiencing drop seizures, which caused him to fall to the ground suddenly in the middle of eating, walking or doing other normal daily activities. After taking William to the doctor, parents Doug and Sorya Ross learned that he had epilepsy, and from there his symptoms became worse. He started having seizures more and more frequently, and the intensity of his condition drastically affected his lifestyle and moods. “He stopped talking, walking and eating, and for a while there he would even refuse water, but the doctors warned us that he could go
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into liver failure, so we were force feeding him Gatorade,” Sorya told CULTURE. “My dad had previously told me about a special he saw on CNN about how marijuana helped with seizures, so that was always in the back of my head.” Sorya was able to completely dismiss the idea of medicating with cannabis at first, but as time wore on and things got worse, she began to reconsider. The doctors warned the Ross family that since the three pharmaceuticals they had tried for William were unsuccessful, surgery to correct one side of his brain might be the only way to get relief for him. However, the family was also warned that this surgery might not work, and that it could potentially paralyze their son. After one particularly hard night with William, Sorya reached her breaking point and went outside to pray. She was overcome with the feeling that everything was going to be OK. However, 20 minutes later, William had his first bad grand mal seizure, and he was rushed to the hospital in an ambulance. Feeling out of options, the Ross family finally decided to try cannabis. It was April 2014 when the family, who resides in California, first ventured into an Oakland dispensary to get CBD for their son. However,
they were so nervous about giving him cannabis that they did not administer the first dose until May. When they finally did give him the oil, Doug and Sorya immediately saw positive results. “We noticed within the first hour he was calm and asked for a glass of water, and he wanted to eat,” Sorya explained. “He hugged me for the first time in months, so we knew [cannabis treatment] was a positive thing. We were open to it at that point, but it wasn’t helping with the seizures and because it was a higher THC ratio, we were scared of him getting high.” The Ross family now knew they were on the right track, but still hadn’t quite discovered the perfect formula for helping with their son’s seizures. For guidance, they turned to Jason David, the man who created Jayden’s Juice for his own son named Jayden, this CBD product was specifically made to help patients like William. They began to give Jayden’s Juice to William and immediately noticed a reduction in seizures. William is still taking Jayden’s Juice today. “He is down to one seizure a month in his sleep; he doesn’t have them awake. He’s a normal little boy, with no aggression. This has been an answer to our prayers,” said Sorya. “We truly believe this is God’s plan.” The Mormon Church forbids a variety of substances, so the couple was anxious about disclosing their son’s new treatment to their Bishop and Doug’s family, who is also Mormon. To their pleasant surprise, their Bishop accepted the treatment after a brief interview where he asked questions about CBD and cannabis oil. William’s grandparents, who had witnessed the horror of his constant seizures, were also supportive of the treatment. Throughout this difficult journey, the Ross family had faith in their religion to guide them and give them hope when things got tough. Although discovering cannabis treatment may sound uncommon for a Mormon family, William and his parents are proof that having an open mind about medical cannabis and going to any lengths possible to help a child can yield miraculous results. c
. . . this has been an answer to our prayers. We truly believe this is God’s plan.
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PNW Pride
Barz speaks poetically to Washington’s cannabis culture through his music Who are your musical by Emily Manke
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I have too many to name. My influences come from artists like Ice Cube, Busta Rhymes and Eminem. But I also listen to a lot of rock, like System of a Down, Deftones and The Offspring. There’s definitely an element of rock influence present in the music that influences me too. This list goes on and on.
here are few MCs out there who embody Pacific Northwest cannabis culture more perfectly than Barz. With an Instagram feed that celebrates shatterday religiously, to his affiliation with Green Collar Cannabis, basically everything about Barz has an underlying theme that is cannabis-related. When Barz isn’t rapping about cannabis, he’s rapping about his hometown pride. The Tacoma native went to Henry Foss High School, and he wanted to make sure we mentioned their 15-game winning streak and championship win. Who doesn’t love a dude with some hometown pride? Overall, Barz is an honest example of hometown pride, because as we all know, Washington State and cannabis go hand-in-hand! Barz released his album Washinstonian in late 2016. Tracks like “502”, “My Lighter” and “DANK” tip you off to some serious “stoner” jams worthy of blasting at full volume while you’re puffing on some nugs with your buds. CULTURE had the pleasure of chatting with Barz about his influences and how cannabis has influenced his career, right before his favorite holiday season—420.
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Has cannabis influenced your music or career in any way? For the creative process, I definitely think marijuana helps me, especially sativa strains. I get more creative. I get things done faster. As far as the crowds, I’d say there’s more people smoking weed now, but I would say there is probably a little less crime out
here now that marijuana is legal. And I have noticed that people who like to get high like to listen to my music. What do you love to listen to when you’ve consumed cannabis? I like to listen to Devin the Dude. Tell us a little bit about any upcoming singles you have? My latest single is called “Dry,” and it’s currently on YouTube. It has people like Jolie Olie from Custom Grow 420, Chris Crazy and Glenn from ILLFIGHTYOU guest starring in the video. What are your plans for 420? I will be performing at the Green Collar Cannabis and Smokey Point Productions 420 private party at Jazzbones in Tacoma. c
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Sonic Sensation
Has the cannabis-friendly culture in Seattle impacted your sound or creative process?
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If you want to celebrate 420 and Earth Day, support a good cause, and see the Acapulco Lips all at the same time, Seattle has got you covered. The Acapulco Lips will play along with the Cataldo Sisters at the Tractor Tavern in Seattle on Thursday, April 20.
We have a song that’s an instrumental about weed. I was never a very big weed smoker growing up, I mostly stuck to drinking. Ever since then, it’s been something you can’t get in trouble for, I have been super into eating weed. I’ll smoke it too, but I prefer eating it. I feel like it’s more predictable. I know some people say the opposite, but I think it’s predictable. I’ll just get an edible from the store and eat half of it, and I know it’s my time to listen to music or just chill and kind of get in my own head.
Acapulco Lips brings its surfer style to Seattle by Emily Manke
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he Acapulco Lips is the epitome of a cool Seattle rock band. Vintage sounds harkening back to the Puget Sound’s early days of rock, combined with a unique style and swagger make Acapulco Lips irresistible to most of the region’s music lovers. The band consists of Maria on vocals and bass, Christopher on guitar and vocals, and an alternating crew of two drummers, Davy and Jordan. If you’re looking for a springtime soundtrack that will help draw you out onto the streets from your winter hideouts, look no further than the Acapulco Lips self-titled album released last year. With a European tour on the horizon, and a slew of shows at home before then, this band is soon to be busy. Before springtime got too crazy, Maria chatted with CULTURE about the band, the music and the band’s love of cannabis. How did the Acapulco Lips come to be? I’m from Austin, and I moved here about six years ago. I had played in bands in Austin for a longtime, for about 10 years. I moved up here not really thinking I would probably ever play in a band again. Then two years after I moved here I thought, “you know what, I actually miss that.” So I started writing some songs, and I put out a Craigslist ad, and I found my bandmates.
started the band, and he has since moved back. So we have another drummer Jordan, and he is from the tri-cities. Davy had to move back because of Visa stuff, so we have Jordan so that we can play here, and it might be indefinite while Davy
tries to see if he can move back. We’re kind of playing with both of them. Like we’re going to Europe in May, and Davy will play with us there.
What do you like to listen to when you’ve consumed cannabis?
What are your musical influences? We’re all into ‘60s garage, psyche and R&B, and girl group stuff like Phil Spector. Me personally, I’m kind of more into the R&B and soul and girl group like ’60s stuff. Christopher is more into the garage, psyche stuff. So it works because we’re both into both sides of that, but when I am writing lyrics and bass lines too. I’m coming from that side, and he’s coming from sort of the rowdier side of it. So it’s kind of cool, because it meshes for both of us.
Probably the same things I like to listen to when I’m not. The thing that rules about it is things stick out more, and depending on what’s going on maybe if I’m listening for vocals when I’m not stoned, and not taking in everything. When I listen to music stoned it is like, “Oh whoa! Listen to that little tiny weird string part,” or whatever it is. It just kind of makes everything pop a little bit more, and it makes everything a little more exciting. c acapulcolips.bandcamp.com
So you’re from Austin, where are your bandmates from? Christopher is from [Washington]. We kind of have a weird situation. Our drummer Davy is from France, and he was here when we first
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TIP OF THE MONTH Start seeds or clones now to get a jump on the season. If you start now, by the time you are ready to transplant outdoors in May the plants will already be three to five feet tall. They will grow considerably bigger than if you had planted them outdoors as seedlings or small clones. Plants can suffer light regimen shock and start flowering when placed outdoors. When they are grown under constant light and then placed outdoors, where they have a nine to 10 hour dark cycle (depending on latitude), they grow under 18 hours of light daily rather than continuous light.
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the plant of understory vegetation—small branches and leaves that were shaded and would be lackluster producers. This vegetation costs the plant energy because it doesn’t get light. Once the flowers appeared, I fed it a set of six fertilizers and supplements for blooming. I fed the plant a total of three times because the plant showed signs of over-fertilization the first time, and I waited several weeks to feed it again. The plant flowers were tight and small but I harvested a few days early because I wanted to free up the space. I hung the whole plant in an empty grow tent inside a room that stays at 50 to 60 percent humidity and a temperature below 70 degrees. I am planning to let the plant dry and then cure for about a month before manicuring. Now I am planning some spring gardens. Here’s my plan for a two-plant garden that stays low. I have two plants that I have been growing in an improvised tent under four T-5 fluorescents that are on all the time. They stand about 40 inches tall plus the container. Beginning the first week of March, it has been sunny and warm so I give them sun time during the day. Now I’m going to turn the plants’ lives sideways. First, the old top will be capped using a plastic plate. Then openings six to eight inches wide will be sawed out of two opposite sides of the containers. Each container will be placed on top of a larger container so the roots can grow from one to the other. The vertical stem is now sideways and the branches will start to grow vertically becoming “stems.” Each of these will become a vertical stem growing branches. The plants will stay low but should be very productive. c
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Ready for Berlin and Leipzig in spring? by Sheryll Alexander With Germany’s new medical cannabis law in effect, what can travelers—especially those attending April’s International Cannabis Business Conference (ICBC) in Berlin—expect and what about considering a day or side trip to nearby lively Leipzig? Germany’s Georg Wurth is basically the top cannabis influencer in Germany, who says visitors to ICBC’s conference in Berlin from April 10-12 will learn all about cannabis business and medical breakthroughs from a decidedly global perspective. While Berlin is exciting and endlessly fascinating, most visitors to Germany never explore former East German towns. One of these cities is less than two hours by train just south of Berlin— Leipzig. This former East German city is certainly smaller than Berlin (around a half million residents), but it is steeped in history and is having a bit of an art, music and building Renaissance. But don’t expect darling German cottages. Leipzig is a former industrial town whose
once crumbling factories such as those in the western Plagwitz quarter have been transformed into eclectic living and art exhibition spaces. Beyond its factory-inspired art galleries and street art, Leipzig is known across Germany as the epicenter of the circa 1980s “peaceful” revolution against the Soviets. Today—although repatriation between east and west has been tedious—Leipzig is not only opening up to global visitors, but locals are enjoying a “hyperzig” or creative surge in art, architecture, gardening and food in the hip “new” eastern district. In fact, Leipzig is the best city in Germany to be vegetarian, vegan or part of the slow food movement. Nightlife in Leipzig is renowned for its techno music, especially at legendary club The Distillery. In the gritty eastern district, clubs and other hybrid chillmeets-DJ spaces pop-up and die rather quickly. Liepzig’s pub scene also rocks live bands and warm German beers into the wee hours. c
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Leipzig’s Riverside Forest runs right through the city, so Leipzigers tend to use bike transport. Visitors can rent a Nextbike for the one-hour ride to the Cospudener See (or Lake Cospuden) where there’s miles of sandy “beaches” and a popular public sauna. 2
The best thing to do when it comes to cannabis in Germany is to make friends with some cannabis-loving locals, so you can be assured of having cannabis on your travels. Still, cannabis is easy to get just about anywhere, as it is a not-so-legal way for jobless refugees and immigrants to make cash. Plus, German authorities are quite lax about toking in public as long as you are smart and avoid lighting up near cops, kids, schools, government buildings and designer shops. However, with Germany’s new medical cannabis law in effect as of March 3, there’s potentially one other way. “There’s no experience yet with tourists searching for a prescription,” says Germany’s trusted cannabis expert Georg Wurth, “but if you can convince [a doctor], you could get a prescription and go to the pharmacy.” Interestingly, the German government is importing its premium cannabis from approved grow operations in the Netherlands and Canada and is distributed by pharmacists just like any other drug within the German national health system.
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Condition/Illness: Chronic lower back pain
When did you start using medical cannabis? During my freshman year of college at 18 years old. Did you try other methods or treatments before cannabis? I did. My lower back pain becomes unbearable when I have my period. My gynecologist wrote me a prescription for high dose painkillers but they really didn’t help enough to justify taking them. They only slightly dulled the pain. I tried to go on birth control. Due to a gene mutation I was at risk for blood clotting and immediately had to get off the pill. It got to the point where for eight days out of every 20 days I would be in agonizing pain, unable to function. When I tried cannabis, it really revolutionized my life. Now, I blend cannabis with medicinal herb smoking blends from Prismatic Paradigm to maximize my pain relief and balance my
What is the most important issue or problem facing medical cannabis patients? Access. There are dying people in this country with serious disorders that could benefit from this plant. Many people are risking their freedom and their lives to buy pesticideridden cannabis on the black market. They are, then, extracting the plant material (a risky process) and concentrating the pesticides to dangerously high levels. Sick people and sick children are consuming this black market medicine because they have no choice! It is unacceptable. Legalization allows sick people to have access to clean, safe medicine. That is so important. What do you say to folks who are skeptical about cannabis as medicine? Go online and watch the videos of people with serious life threatening disorders use cannabis. Within minutes, you will see people with debilitating illnesses find relief for the first time in their lives. Their stories are powerful and they are very real. When you are presented with clear evidence, it is hard to deny that this plant has powerful medicinal properties. c
Are you an MMJ patient with a compelling story to tell? If so, we want to hear from you. Email your name, contact information and details about your experiences with medical cannabis to courage@ireadculture.com.
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This 420, we want to party hard—and we deserve it. It’s been a rough year so far, but one of the best things about our society is the amazing diversity and melting pot of people and cultures all around us. International canna-cuisine is rising in popularity, as is the high-end culinary delights and dinners all over the country. The “stoner” treats of the past are dying out, and we couldn’t be happier about the culinary possibilities in front of us. This year, we want to celebrate 420 with great party foods that are inspired by the amazing culinary traditions of the Mediterranean, India, France and China. Celebrate the “high holy day” this year with these delightful dishes and wow your guests! Just don’t forget to celebrate responsibly.
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Pork Potstickers
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3/4 teaspoon kosher salt, plus 1/8 teaspoon for seasoning
1 tablespoon soy sauce or tamari
1/3 pound ground pork (not too lean)
1/2 egg, lightly beaten
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1/4 small head Napa cabbage, finely chopped (about 2 cups)
1 tablespoon fresh ginger, minced
2 cloves garlic, minced (about 2 teaspoons) 2 teaspoons toasted sesame oil 1/8 teaspoon freshly ground black pepper
1 small carrot, coarsely shredded (about 2 tablespoons)
30 gyoza/pot sticker/wonton wrappers, from 1 (14-ounce) package
2 scallions, thinly sliced (about 1/4 cup)
1/4 cup cannabis-infused vegetable oil t
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Menu: Pork Potstickers Samoa Brownie Towers Bacon Popcorn CBD Swiss Cheese Fondue
Instructions: In large bowl, toss together cabbage and 3/4 teaspoon salt and set aside. After about 30 minutes, transfer to clean dish towel or cheesecloth, gather ends together, and twist to squeeze out as much water as possible. Wipe the bowl clean, then return cabbage to it. Add ground pork, ginger, carrots, scallions and garlic, and stir to combine. In a small bowl, whisk together soy sauce, sesame oil and egg, then stir into cabbage-pork mixture. Stir in pepper and remaining 1/8 teaspoon salt. On dry surface, lay out 1 gyoza wrapper, keeping remaining wrappers covered with dampened cloth or paper towel. Spoon 1 1/2 teaspoons filling into center, then moisten halfway around edge with wet finger. Fold moisture-free half of wrapper over moistened half to form an open half-moon shape. To seal, using your thumb and forefinger of one hand, form tiny pleats along the dry edge of wrapper, pressing pleats against moistened border to enclose filling. Moistened border will stay smooth and will automatically curve in semicircle. Stand dumpling, seam-side up, on baking sheet and gently press to flatten bottom. Cover loosely with dampened cloth or paper towel. Form remaining dumplings in same manner. In a non-stick (10-inch, lidded) skillet over moderately high heat, heat cannabis-infused oil just until hot (but not smoking), then remove from heat and arrange pot stickers in tight circular pattern standing up in oil (they can touch one another). Cook, uncovered, until bottoms are pale golden, 2 to 3 minutes. Add 1/2 cup water, tilting skillet to distribute, then cover tightly with lid and cook until liquid has evaporated and bottoms of dumplings are crisp and golden, 7 to 10 minutes. Add 2 tablespoons more water if skillet looks dry before bottoms are browned. Remove lid and cook, shaking skillet to loosen pot stickers, until steam dissipates, 1 to 2 minutes. Remove potstickers gently from skillet and place on serving plate with your choice of dipping sauces (our favorite is a mixture of sambal, vinegar, soy sauce and sesame oil). Potstickers should be served warm. t Additional recipe can be found at iReadCulture.com
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Local eateries with similar dishes: Palace Kitchen 2030 5th Ave., Seattle (206) 448-2001 www.palacekitchen.com
Thai Pepper True Thai Kitchen
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10 tablespoons unsalted butter
1/2 teaspoon salt
1 tablespoon unsalted cannabutter t
1/2 bag soft caramels, unwrapped
1/2 cup cocoa powder
1 cup sweetened flaked coconut
1 1/2 cup sugar
1/2 cup semisweet chocolate chips
4 eggs
2 tablespoons cannabutter t
2 teaspoons vanilla extract
12 scoops vanilla ice cream (optional)
3/4 cup all-purpose flour
To make the chocolate drizzle: Combine the chocolate chips and cannabutter in a microwave-safe bowl. Microwave in 20-second intervals, stirring in between, until fully melted. With assembled brownie towers ready, top each tower with one small scoop of ice cream, and lightly drizzle the chocolate sauce and leftover caramel coconut sauce on top of brownie towers. Serve immediately and devour!
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Makes 8 servings Ingredients:
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Samoa Brownie Towers
To make the caramel-coconut topping: Pour the caramels into a saucepan and heat on medium-low heat, stirring until melted. Fold in the coconut. Pour on top of the cooled cut brownies, spreading in a thin and even layer. Set aside rest of caramel sauce, and let brownies cool. Once cooled, you may begin assembling your tower structures. Towers should be three brownies on top of one another.
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Instructions: To make the brownies: Preheat the oven to 350°. Grease the bottom and sides of a 9-inch square baking pan with butter or cooking spray. Melt the 10 tablespoons of unsalted butter and 1 tablespoon of unsalted cannabutter over low heat in a medium saucepan. As soon as it’s melted, remove from heat, and let cool for 3-4 minutes. Stir in the cocoa powder and sugar until combined. Gradually mix in the eggs and vanilla extract, until the batter is glossy. Combine the flour and salt, then slowly add them to the brownie batter, stirring just enough to combine. Pour the brownie batter into the 9-inch by 9-inch pan. Bake for 26-28 minutes, or until a toothpick inserted into the center of the brownies comes out with just a few crumbs (no gooey batter). Let cool and cut brownies before starting the caramel topping.
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CBD Swiss Cheese Fondue Makes 8 servings Ingredients: 1 garlic clove, halved
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1 pound Gruyère cheese, grated
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Bacon Popcorn Makes 10-12 servings Ingredients: 16 slices bacon
1 tablespoon smoked paprika
1 cup unpopped popcorn kernels
Salt and pepper to taste
1/2 cup brown sugar 1/4 cup cannabutter
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1/2 canola oil
Instructions: Place bacon on a rack in a baking pan, top with brown sugar and bake at 400° until crisp, about 12 minutes; then chop. Add a few unpopped popcorn kernels to a giant lidded pot with hot canola oil; when the test kernels begin to pop, add the rest of the popcorn kernels and cover with lid. As the popcorn starts to pop, shake the pan back and forth constantly to keep the unpopped kernels on the bottom where they can pop. When the popping slows down, remove the pan from the heat, and let it finish popping. Toss the fresh popcorn with the smoked paprika, salt and pepper, and then add the bacon and canna butter. Legal Disclaimer Publishers of this publication are not making any representations with respect to the safety or legality of the use of medical marijuana. The recipes listed here are for general entertainment purposes only, and are intended for use only where medical marijuana is not a violation of state law. Edibles can vary in potency while a consumers’ weight, metabolism and eating habits may affect effectiveness and safety. Ingredient management is important when cooking with cannabis for proper dosage. Please consume responsibly and check with your doctor before consumption to make sure that it is safe to do so.
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1 tablespoon plus 1 teaspoon cornstarch 1 teaspoon fresh lemon juice
1/2 pound Emmentaler cheese
1 1/2 tablespoons kirsch
or other Swiss cheese, grated
Freshly ground pepper
1 cup dry white wine
Freshly grated nutmeg
10mg or 1 1/2 droppers CBD tincture t (make sure to check measurement of your specific CBD tincture)
A fondue pot
Instructions: Rub the inside of a cheese fondue pot or medium enameled castiron casserole with the garlic clove; discard the garlic. Combine the grated Gruyère and Emmentaler with the wine and tincture, cornstarch and lemon juice in the fondue pot and cook over moderate heat, stirring occasionally, until the cheeses begin to melt, about 5 minutes. Add the kirsch and a generous pinch each of pepper and nutmeg and cook, stirring gently, until creamy and smooth, about 10 minutes; don’t overcook the fondue or it will get stringy. Serve immediately in fondue pot (with small heat source under it) with your choice of fresh bread cubes, cooked meats and your favorite vegetables you want covered in hot cheese.
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LEAD STORY—EWWWW! u On Jan. 31, doctors at Stanley Medical College and Hospital in Chennai, India, removed a live, full-grown cockroach from the nasal cavity of a 42-year-old woman whose nose had been “itchy” earlier in the day. Two hospitals were unable to help her, but at Stanley, Dr. M N Shankar, chief of ear-nose-throat, used an endoscope, forceps, and, for 45 minutes, a suction device—because, he said, the roach “didn’t seem to want to come out.” Another doctor on the team noted that they’ve removed beads and similar items from the nasal cavity (demonstrating the splayed-out trespasser
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in full wingspan), “but not a cockroach, especially not one this large.” CAN’T POSSIBLY BE TRUE u Zachary Bennett and Karen Nourse have found Manhattan quite affordable, reported the New York Post in January—by simply not paying, for six years now, the $4,750 monthly rent on their loft-style apartment in the Chelsea neighborhood, citing New York state’s “loft law,” which they say technically forbids the landlord from collecting. Since the other eight units of their building are “commercial,” the landlord believes it doesn’t need a “residential certificate of occupancy,” but Bennett and Nourse believe the law only exempts buildings with at least two residences, and for some reason, the landlord has obstinately declined to initiate eviction or, until recently, to sue (for back rent, fees and electricity).
UPDATE FROM “BIG PORN” u The colossus PornHub dot com, in its annual January rundown, reported its several sites had 23 billion “visits” in 2016 (about one-fourth from females), during which time its videos were viewed 91 billion times. In all, earthlings spent 4.6 billion hours watching PornHub’s inventory (that is 5.2 centuries’ time doing whatever people do when viewing porn). USA took home the gold for the most “page views” per capita, just nipping Iceland. Online visitors from the Philippines, for the third straight year, remained (per capita) on the sites the longest per visit. The top search term on PornHub from U.S. computers was “step mom.” UNCLEAR ON THE CONCEPT u Late last year, Oxford University professor Joshua Silver accused Britain’s Home Secretary of a “hate” crime merely because the Secretary had made a speech urging that unemployed Britons be
given preference for jobs over people recruited from overseas. Silver denounced this “discrimination” against “foreigners” and made a formal complaint to West Midlands police, which, after evaluation, absolved Secretary Amber Rudd but acknowledged that, under the law, the police were required to record the Secretary’s unemployment speech as a “non-crime hate incident.” u The British Medical Association issued a formal caution to its staff in January not to use the term “expectant mothers” when referring to pregnancy—because it might offend transgender people. Instead, the Association’s memo (reported by the Daily Telegraph) suggested using “pregnant people.” The BMA acknowledged that a “large majority” of such people are, in fact, “mothers,” but wrote that there may be “intersex” and “trans men” who also could get pregnant.
“LESS COWBELL!” u Applicants for passports in Switzerland are evaluated in part by neighbors of the applicant, and animal-rights campaigner Nancy Holten, 42, was rejected in January because townspeople view her as obnoxious, with, said a Swiss People’s Party spokesperson, a “big mouth.” Among Holten’s “sins” was her constant criticism of the country’s hallowed fascination with cowbells—that make, according to Holten, “hundred decibel,” “pneumatic drill”type sounds (though a hit song, “(Don’t Fear) The Reaper,” by the group Blue Oyster Cult, skillfully employed the cowbell—before it was satirized in an epic Saturday Night Live sketch starring Christopher Walken). UNDIGNIFIED DEATHS u What Goes Around, Comes Around: (1) In January, Jesse Denton, 24, driving a stolen truck, tried to flee police on Interstate 95 near Brunswick,
Georgia, but accidentally crashed head-on into another vehicle. Seconds later, Denton was then fatally hit by another motorist as he ran across the highway to escape the crash scene. (2) A 37-year-old Saanich, British Columbia, man did not die but nearly bled out before being heroically rescued following his parking-rage blunder. Angered that another driver had parked too close to his own car, he grabbed a knife and stabbed a tire on the other vehicle with such force that he wound up slashing the main artery in his leg. THE PASSING PARADE u (1) Thomas Pinson, 21, was arrested in St. Petersburg, Florida, in January and charged with domestic battery for roughing up his mother (even though, presumably lovingly, he had her full name tattooed on his chest). (2) Police arrested a 22-year-old knife-wielding man in a restroom on a train in Dusseldorf, Germany, in
January. The man, naked, appeared “quite annoyed” at being hassled, did not have a ticket to ride, and said he was using the knife to shave his genital area because he was not welcome at home. A NEWS OF THE WEIRD CLASSIC (MAY 2013) u The Washington Post reported in April (2013) that the federal government spends $890,000 a year on totally useless bank accounts. The amount is the total of fees for maintaining more than 13,000 short-term accounts the government owns but which have no money in them and never will again. However, merely closing the accounts is difficult, according to the watchdog group Citizens Against Government Waste, because they each previously housed separate government grants, and Congress has required that, before the accounts are “closed,” the grants must be formally audited—something
bureaucrats are rarely motivated to do, especially since, as Citizens noted, there is no additional penalty for not auditing. THE MAN WITH THE GOLDEN MOP u San Francisco’s best-paid janitor earned more than a quarter-million dollars cleaning stations for Bay Area Rapid Transit in 2015, according to a recent investigation by Oakland’s KTVU. Liang Zhao Zhang cleared almost $58,000 in base pay and $162,000 in overtime, and other benefits ran his total income to $271,243. He worked at San Francisco’s Powell Street station, a hangout for the homeless, who notoriously sullied the station 24/7 (urine, feces, and needles, especially), necessitating overtime hours that apparently only Zhang was interested in working. In one stretch during July 2015, he pulled 17-hour days for two and a half straight weeks.
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