Let Me Tell You Th s

By Frank Kelly

If I were King, I would decree That all you subjects worship me You’d bow and tremble out of fear Just at the thought I might appear

You’d hang my picture on your wall Throng to rallies when I called Hang on every word I said Even when I lied

I promise you, all will be right If we are ready for a fight Our enemies are everywhere They’re jealous of our way of life

So, rally round our cause, my friends We’ll make our Kingdom great again The envy of those near and far A society beyond compare

And if this doesn’t work as planned We’ll burn it to the ground We won’t care when nothing’s left Cause we won’t be around