Hearsay

"Why is referencing always more time consuming than the actual assignment?"

A lecturer: "I taught at another university for many years but came to Deakin last year, I thought I’d move over to where all the action is really happening.

"Is the time on StudentConnect when the exam opens or closes?"

"The only reason I go to the Deakin Law school promotional photo shoots is because you can use the EQUIS gift vouchers at Woolies.

Law students do not always have it together and they have been known to make mistakes, much like the average person.

The following quotes were overheard during the trimester and have been tendered as evidence to prove this fact:

"I might be colour blind for far away.

"I came to this lecture just to talk to this girl, but she has a boyfriend. I'm dropping out.

"Why is clerk pronounced 'clark'?"