Players Guide to Online dating

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Players Guide to Online DATING

Online Adult Dating Tips *PLEASE DO NOT ILLEGALY SHARE MY EBOOK FOR FREE AS THIS MAY RUIN ALL OF OUR CHANCES TO KEEP DOING THIS!*


What’s up, My name is Dub, and this is a little document I'm putting together to hopefully help some of you out there get laid for once, or at the least a nice date hopefully. If you read through and follow this book and still cant land at least a date, then maybe you should consider changing sexual orientation or becoming celibate lol. I used to be like many of you (and sort of still am in real life situations) and couldn't get laid to save my life, let alone get a date. I am usually to damn shy and have trouble talking to people I don't know. After a while I finally decided to try online dating and I still failed miserably, no website out there ever gave me a match above 70%, and sites like adult friend finder were just full of fake accounts and stuck up bitches so that shit never worked for me either. Finally luck went my way and a new friend of mine felt bad enough for me to give me a few tips on getting women (online and off), and after using those tips and figuring a few things out myself, the game has never been easier. Now I get to pass this on and hopefully help some of you guys. Alright enough bullshit lets get to the point. FIRST THINGS FIRST! ● You probably will NOT find a woman that wants to have sex with a complete stranger . – What I mean by this is that most women still at least want to know you a little bit and feel comfortable. That means you have to have some conversation with them, and usually some sort of small date first, but its ok! They usually put out after =) ● Be RESPECTFUL – Don't just go onto a site and send messages like “hi I'm bob, want to fuck?” it WILL NOT work, I can tell you that right now because I doubt you're a male model. Sure its an adult dating site but women are still women and don't like being treated like meat. Most like to lie to themselves and think you might somehow be boyfriend material so they don't feel so bad about being a slut at the end of the night. ● Be CONFIDENT – This is the golden rule, and it applies for any type of dating. If your not confident the girl is going to toss you out, plain and simple, no if's, and's, or but's about it. Yes its pretty stupid but that’s the way life is. If you have a problem with this, use the common “fake it til you make it”. It comes easier in time, trust me. ● Be FAKE – Yes, I said it, be fake as fuck. It was against my morals to be fake but lets face it, your just trying to get laid, not date the bitch. Be very compatible with her (whether you really are or just faking you are) and it makes conversation a breeze, and also makes her feel more connected and comfortable to you, and that means your job getting between her legs is that much easier. ● DON’T be a CREEP


– Womens #1 pet peeve are creepy ass guys. Don't lie to yourself, do you look like a creep? Make sure you are well dressed, clean and presentable, don't say weird shit, don't do stupid shit, don't stare at her tits, etc. ● DECREASE your STANDARDS and UP your AVERAGE – Cant get laid because you only want to settle for supermodels? Get the fuck over yourself. Pussy is pussy is pussy, and beauty is only a light switch away. Besides, chubby and/or ugly bitches give the best head, they have to work harder to get a man =) Alright, now hopefully you comprehend some of what I just wrote, so its time to get to business. Next im going to go over a couple sites you should consider joining, and then strategies to get some women. The sites to consider are all sites that I believe you stand a chance on, but there are not many that don't have 500 guys for every one girl on the site, so get in while its still good. SITES TO CONSIDER: 1. Iwantu I Want U is honestly the best site I never heard of, until recently from my friend, maybe you have though, but either way it is a surprisingly excellent site. The adult club section is simply the best, women come here for one reason, and that’s exactly what we're looking for right? I was also pretty surprised by the diverse amount of women here, so I got to have a little taste of everything =) . It only took me 2 days to get laid on this site, and I've never seen it take anyone more then a week. There are a couple of fake profiles on this site but they are identified easily by the photos alone (they look professional when everyone else's does not) Success Rate – 9/10 (I've honestly never heard of anyone not getting laid within a week of joining) You can find the site here: Iwantu

2. Adultfriendfinder I personally don’t care for this site to much, but I have had some success with it and so have my friends. The problem with this site is it has a lot of fake profiles and a lot of the women on the site have huge egos from all the dudes hitting on them. This site also has the highest % of women who want to go on dates before putting out, and I have even found women here who don’t want sex and just relationships....like that makes any damn sense. All that aside though AFF is still the largest site out there, it just takes a little more work. The easiest way I have found is with my membership and paying to let free members message me, so for a couple extra bucks I can pick out the horny chicks on free accounts who cant message all the other guys, but shhh! Don't tell anyone =) Success Rate – 7/10 You can find the site here: Adultfriendfinder

3. AmateurMatch This site is huge, im sure you've saw commercials for it on tv and shit, but this site isn’t really geared toward getting laid. Its about “love”, but lets not all kid ourselves, there are plenty of sluts on this website, they just take even more work, and a LOT more faking it. Success Rate – 5/10 You can find the site here: AmateurMatch

4. Fling


"Fling is one of the most upscale online dating websites currently and it boasts a nice male to female ratio. If you're looking for an excellent online dating experience then Fling is definitely a good beginning and is recommended highly amongst online dating professionals." "Fling is an online space for people who would like to indulge in their sexual fantasies. Meet other adult members in your area looking for sex. Profiles can be made discreet, safe, and fun!" However, the main reason Fling is so great, is because the place is fresh and filled with a bunch of hotties. So click on the banner below to find a chick and get laid tonight!

OK, now that you've chose a website and signed up for it, start doing some work! 1. Make a profile, and keep in mind what I told you at the beginning, make it confident (but not cocky), don’t be creepy, get some good quality photos of yourself, etc. 2. Find women your compatible with, or think you could easily fake it with. 3. READ THEIR PROFILE. Yes, this is lame and we really don’t care anything about her besides if she’s hot enough to bang, but you have to get to know her a little bit. 4. Send a message to her. I cant tell you exactly what to write unfortunately, but what I can tell you is to make sure you incorporate something from her profile into the message, so she thinks you are really interested in her. Stick to the guidelines I mentioned, don’t be creepy, don’t just ask for sex, etc. 5. Repeat steps 2-4 as many times as possible to increase your chances. 6. When you get a reply, keep the conversations going and try to figure her out. Is she a horny little slut who is straight forward and wants to fuck? Or is she a game player and wants a date to see if she likes you before she blows you. Respond accordingly. 7. If she wants a date, don’t sweat it! Do something lame like a dinner and movie if you have to, don’t do anything to special. They say movies is a terrible first date because you cant talk that much, but in my opinion that’s perfect, I don’t wanna know the bitch I just want to feel her up while we watch the movie and get some action afterward. 8. Hit it and quit it. Pretty easy, she'll never know you faked the whole date....or maybe she will, but who gives a shit we'll never see her again. Or if you really want you can keep in touch and possibly become “friends with benefits” or fuck buddies, but be warned, women get attached after the 2nd time. 9. Wash-Rinse-Repeat! I hope this short but sweet e-book has gave you some insight on what you need to do to get your life of online pimpin started.

Here are some other good sites for you. Join them according to your taste and sexual preference. Cams.com : watch hundreds of gorgeous girls get naked just for you! Enjoy Private Shows, join fan clubs, email models personally and chat with live models waiting to do your bidding! ALT.com : The World's Largest BDSM and Alternative Lifestyle Personals Bondage.com : This the world's largest BDSM community and the most exciting bondage and fetish website


OutPersonals : This is a Worldwide Gay Personals with more then 1,701,214 Total Members Passion : This is the site for people who are looking for passionate affair. Penthouse.com : Best online site to watch some quality porn. MillionaireMate : This is where wealth and beauty come together for the ultimate online dating experience. Casual dating, relationships and discreet encounters are just some of the things you will find in the best upscale personals site. BigChurch : This is the largest Christian dating community on the internet . This site brings people together in love and faith German FriendFinder : This site has more then 178,602 members world wide which makes it one of the most popular dating site for German singles. French FriendFinder : This is the best French dating site with more then 319,422 Active Members! Indian FriendFinder : This is a Worldwide Indian Dating and Matrimonial site. Amigos.com : This is one of the best Latino personal dating site on the internet. Asia FriendFinder : This is the largest Network of Asian singles. Italian FriendFinder: This is a Italian dating site . Korean FriendFinder : This is the most popular place for Korean people who are looking to meet others for romance,dating,friendship and more! Gay FriendFinder : This is one of the most popular gay dating sites with 963,359 Active Members Filipino FriendFinder : The Ultimate in Filipino Online Personals Senior FriendFinder : This is the best online dating site for senior people with more then 458,373 active members. GetItOn : This is a brand new adult-oriented dating site that matches members based on their compatibility preferences and offers a variety of affordable membership options. Users enjoy instant full text search engines; compatibility matching that calculates sexual compatibility


between members and an upgraded member broadcast feature with speed enhancements and group chat options.

And if you fail, try again! Peace, Dub


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