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Agnorance

By Bryce Burnett

What day of the week is Someday – where on the calendar does it fit? It’d be the busiest day of all, cause we’ve got lots to cram into it.

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The question is when will you clean the garage and burn that pile of trees?

Someday will you oil the hinges and fix the lock on the outhouse please.

Dear – Someday will you replace that light bulb and fix the leaking tap and Someday we can repaint the shed then clean up the tires and crap.

Someday you need to hang that gate and tighten that loose wire Someday move that old tractor, but first you’ll have to fix the tire.

So where can we slip Someday into the days of the week? Mondays always full, then Tuesday’s overflowing, it’s looking kinda bleak.

Wednesday brings humpday and by Thursday we’d like to slow down, we cram the rest into Friday cause Saturday we’re off to town.

Of course Sunday’s our day of rest, we must honour our maker, then we start’er all over again, seems Someday is a deal breaker.

So where in the calendar do we slate Someday, it’s got a place no doubt, seems we just procrastinate, maybe someday we’ll figure it out.

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