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G-001 DADDY CAKE inside: HAPPY BIRTHDAY
G-002 SCOOTER POOCH inside: HAPPY BIRTHDAY
G-003 PERFECT RAINY DAY inside: RAIN OR SHINE HAVE A PERFECT BIRTHDAY
G-008 BEACHED inside: HAPPY BIRTHDAY BEACH BOY
G-009 MUSCLE CAR inside: REV IT UP BRO – HAVE A GREAT BIRTHDAY
G-010 KING OF THE TOYS inside: WOOF WOOF – HAPPY BIRTHDAY
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G-005 RUGBY inside: IT’S YOUR BIRTHDAY — LET’S PLAY!
G-006 BUNK BUDDIES inside: TAKE THE TOP BUNK — IT’S YOUR BIRTHDAY
G-012 GUITAR GUY inside: YOU ROCK! HAPPY BIRTHDAY
G-013 ROOFTOP SUNBATHER inside: HAPPY BIRTHDAY STUD
G-029 DIRTY HOE inside: HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU DIRTY HO!
G-015 MOVIE BUFF inside: YOU’RE ONE HOT DADDY –HAPPY BIRTHDAY
G-017 HAPPY DADS inside: BLANK
G-018 HIS + HIS BEACH WEDDING inside: CONGRATULATIONS
G-004 LOCKER ROOM inside: HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRO
G-021 PRINCE CHARMING inside: HAPPY BIRTHDAY
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GUYS AND DOGS GO TOGETHER LIKE PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY.
W-002 JAKE KNOWS IT WON’T BE A “HAPPY BIRTHDAY” UNTIL HE CAPTURES THE BEAUTY OF HIS FRENCH BULLDOG IN BUTTER CREAM
W-001 HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE LEADER OF THE PACK
W-003 IT’S A BEAUTIFUL DAY IN THE GAYBORHOOD. WOULD YOU BE MINE? COULD YOU BE MINE?
W-006 LANCE DOESN’T KNOW IT YET, BUT LITTLE POM-POM JUST LEFT A GIFT-GIFT IN HIS MAN PURSE. HOPE YOUR BIRTHDAY IS FULL OF SURPRISES!
W-005 SVEN WARNED TREVOR THAT BEDDING HIM WOULDN’T BE EASY, BUT THIS IS RIDICULOUS. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
W-004 ROGER KNEW IT WAS TRUE LOVE WHEN HE DIDN’T MIND COCO DROOLING ON THE HERMES. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
W-007 BRAD ADORES LULA. SHE HAS A SUNNY DISPOSITION AND SHE COMPLIMENTS THE FURNITURE PERFECTLY. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
W-008 TODD AND BRENT SUSPECTED THAT LITTLE KYLIE HAD A TASTE FOR LEATHER. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
W-009 TAD’S POSSE INDULGED HIS DESIRE FOR A PUPPY SHOWER AFTER HE ASSURED THEM THAT LIQUOR WAS INVOLVED. CONGRATS ON THE PUP!
W-010 WHAT BAXTER WANTS BAXTER GETS. I HOPE YOU GET WHAT YOU WANT ON YOUR BIRTHDAY!
W-011 EVERYONE KNOWS IT’S NOT A PARTY UNTIL THE 7 FOOT DRAG QUEEN SHOWS UP. GIRRRRRL, HAVE A FIERCE BIRTHDAY!
W-012 SURFERS, SUNSETS, AND FINE LITERATURE. I HOPE YOUR BIRTHDAY IS A DAY AT THE BEACH!
W-014 SHEL HANUKKAH!
W-015 HAVE A FABULOUS HOLIDAY!
SEE HOW THE STRIPES ALL LINE UP WHEN THE CARDS ARE IN A ROW? WE DID THAT ON PURPOSE.
WS-001 HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO AN ALL AMERICAN STUD!
WS-002 SPENCER’S INCESSANT CLEANING PROVIDED LITTLE COVER FOR HIS DIRTY PRIVATE LIFE. WISHING YOU A FILTHY BIRTHDAY!
WS-003 YOU BEAR-LY LOOK A YEAR OLDER. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
WS-004 HAVE A GNARLY BIRTHDAY
WS-005 HAPPY BIRTHDAY, COWBOY
WS-006 YOU’RE ONE FIERCE BITCH. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
WS-007 HOWS ‘BOUT A ROLL IN THE HAY?
WS-008 ANOTHER BIRTHDAY? HOLY SHITZU!
WS-009 I’M NOT ONE TO GOSSIP, BUT I HEAR YOU’VE TRIMMED A FEW YEARS OFF YOUR AGE. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, LIAR.
WS-010 HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ONE HOT PUPPY
WS-011 HAPPY BIRTHDAY TOP DOG
WS-021 HAVE A TOTO-LY GAY BIRTHDAY!
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WS-013 SING IT, SISTER! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE BIGGEST ‘MO I KNOW
WS-019 HAPPY PRIDE!
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WS-014 CELEBRATE WITH A BIG WEINER ON YOUR BIRTHDAY!
DISPLAY THE WOOF! BOOK NEXT TO THE WOOF! CARDS FOR A WOOFY VIGNETTE! Order the cards from us, then order the book directly from the publisher. See order information below. WS-022 THIS CANDLE’S NOT THE ONLY THING GETTING BLOWN TONIGHT. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, CUPCAKE!
WS-015 HAPPY BIRTHDAY TWINK-LE TOES
by Andrew DePrisco with color illustrations by Handsome Devil Press creative director and illustrator Jason O’Malley. Hardcover with jacket, 208 pages, 8.5”x8.5”, $19.95 SRP
This satirical and over-the-top hardcover guide book advises gay men on how to select the most fabulous dogs for them based on their personalities, preferences, and lifestyles. Handsome Devil Press is thrilled to be the exclusive distributor of the WOOF! greeting card line (Jason was able to pull some strings since he illustrated the book).
WS-018 PASSPORT, AMBIEN, PAPILLON. WHAT ELSE DOES A GIRL NEED TO TRAVEL? BON VOYAGE!
ADVANCE PRAISE FOR WOOF! “This book is my dog bible and DePrisco is my new heroine.” Joan Rivers “Adorable illustrations combine with snappy text.... Woof! belongs on every gay dog lover’s bookshelf.” Neil Plakcy, co-editor of Paws and Reflect “A brave new world; a brave new book! What fun.” Mordecai Siegal, author of Dog Spelled Backwards ORDER THE BOOK FROM BOWTIE PRESS: BOOK TRADE: 800.343.4499 PET/RETAILER TRADE: 866.888.5526
WS-016 I’M SO HAPPY OUR PATHS CROSSED!
WS-020 GET INTO THE GROOVE BIRTHDAY BOY!
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E-001 PARTY TOAST inside: CHEERS
E-002 EAST VILLAGE PARTY inside: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, HIPSTER
E-003 CHILLY DOGS inside: BLANK
E-004 ZIGGY THE ZYGOTE inside: I HEAR YOU HAVE A BUN IN THE OVEN -CONGRATULATIONS
E-005 RUSTIC WEDDING inside: CONGRATULATIONS
E-007 PAMPERED POOCH inside: IT’S YOUR BIRTHDAY – SPOIL YOURSELF!
E-008 MOD MOM inside: HIP MOMS RULE
E-010 THINK PINK inside: THINK PINK – HAPPY BIRTHDAY
E-011 BLACK VELVET inside: YOU’RE THE KING
E-012 ANNIVERSARY GIFT inside: HAPPY ANNIVERSARY
E-013 RUBY WEDDING inside: CONGRATULATIONS
E-014 MOD WEDDING inside: CONGRATULATIONS
E-015 PARTY GIRLS inside: HAVE AN A-LIST BIRTHDAY
E-016 BEAUTY BATH inside: RELAX + RENEW – YOU DESERVE IT
NEW! E-024 PUPPY IN BED inside: HAVE A WARM AND FUZZY BIRTHDAY! * Stay handsome, be charming, and above all, don't be shy. Email us at info@handsomedevilpress.com and tell us what's on your mind.
* Stay handsome, be charming, and above all, don't be shy. Email us at info@handsomedevilpress.com and tell us what's on your mind.
I-008 Palm Beach Illustration by Jason O'Malley Printed in the USA © 2005 Handsome Devil Press Visit us at www.handsomedevilpress.com
E-018 JEAN THERAPY inside: YOU WEAR IT WELL – HAPPY BIRTHDAY
E-019 GARDEN PARTY inside: CELEBRATE IN STYLE – HAPPY BIRTHDAY
E-020 SHOWGIRL inside: YOU ARE FABULOUS – HAVE A GLITTERING BIRTHDAY
I-007 Blue Room Illustration by Jason O'Malley Printed in the USA © 2005 Handsome Devil Press Visit us at www.handsomedevilpress.com
NEW! E-022 CHIC MOTHER’S DAY inside: HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY
NEW! E-023 CHIC FATHER’S DAY inside: HAPPY FATHER’S DAY
Lez Be Friends! A LINE OF CARDS FOR MODERN LESBIANS WITH THAT HANDSOME DEVIL PRESS SENSE OF HUMOR AND STYLE.
L-002 PETS AND OWNERS inside: I THINK YOU’RE FETCHING
NEW! L-004 PATIO PARTY inside: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
L-005 LADIES NIGHT inside: IT’S YOUR BIRTHDAY – LET’S DANCE!
NEW! L-006 LADY GOLFERS inside: SWING IT, SISTER! HAPPY BIRTHDAY
L-003 MOD BRIDES (JUST MARRIED) inside: CONGRATULATIONS
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NEW! L-007 GALS BDAY DINNER inside: HAPPY BIRTHDAY
L-001 HERS + HERS WEDDING inside: CONGRATULATIONS
NEW! H-002 GIRL/GIRL SNOWMAN inside: in the meadow we can build a snowman - HAPPY HOLIDAYS
G-007 SNO BROS HOLIDAY inside: LET IT SNOW
H-024 RUGBY HOLIDAY inside: MERRY CHRISTMAS
H-008 HIGH TECH SANTA inside: may your holiday be: NICE NAUGHTY (check one)
W-014 HANUKKAH DOG inside: HAPPY HANUKKAH!
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W-015 RUNWAY DOGS HOLIDAY inside: HAVE A FABULOUS HOLIDAY!
G-011 PITCHER/CATCHER HOLIDAY inside: ENJOY THE SEASON FROM TOP TO BOTTOM
inside: FROM OUR FAMILY TO YOURS, HAPPY HOLIDAYS
E-006 FAMILY DINNER HOLIDAY
E-009 SLED DOG HOLIDAY inside: WEEEEEE! HAPPY HOLIDAYS
H-025 CHILLY DOGS HOLIDAY inside: HAPPY HOLIDAYS
HO! HO! HO!
H-018 GIRL-GUY SNOWMAN H-020 GUY-GUY SNOWMAN H-022 GIRL-GIRL SNOWMAN inside: in the meadow we can build a snowman – HAPPY HOLIDAYS
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*Inspired by Colorforms and the retro modern designs of graphic designer extraordinaire, Paul Rand.
H-001 STAY FROSTY HOLIDAY inside: BLANK
H-002 GIFTS HOLIDAY inside: ENJOY THE SEASON
H-003 SLEIGH HOLIDAY inside: BLANK
H-004 TREES HOLIDAY inside: ENJOY THE SEASON
H-005 WREATHS HOLIDAY inside: ENJOY THE SEASON
H-006 PRESENTS HOLIDAY inside: BLANK
H-007 CANDY CANES HOLIDAY inside: BLANK
H-009 OCTAGONAL WREATHS GREEN inside: ENJOY THE SEASON
*This scrumptious series of sherbet hued holiday cards was created by our good friend Charmaine “Glitter” Martinez Van Kleeck. In addition to being a noted graphic design professor and artist, her pregnancy was the inspiration for our Ziggy the Zygote card. Naturally, she designed our fab new baby collection.
H-010 HOPE HOLIDAY inside: BLANK
H-011 JOY HOLIDAY inside: BLANK
H-012 LIGHTS HOLIDAY* inside: WISHING YOU A JOYOUS HOLIDAY SEASON
H-013 MERRY HOLIDAY inside: BLANK
H-014 SING HOLIDAY inside: BLANK
H-015 STYLE HOLIDAY inside: WISHING YOU A JOYOUS HOLIDAY SEASON
H-016 SNOW HOLIDAY inside: WISHING YOU A JOYOUS HOLIDAY SEASON
H-017 KISS HOLIDAY inside: WISHING YOU A JOYOUS HOLIDAY SEASON
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E-022 CHIC MOTHER’S DAY inside: HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY
T-039 CHAINS MOTHER’S DAY inside: YOU’RE THE BEST
E-008 MOD MOM inside: HIP MOMS RULE
E-016 BEAUTY BATH inside: RELAX + RENEW – YOU DESERVE IT
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I-007 Blue Room Illustration by Jason O'Malley Printed in the USA © 2005 Handsome Devil Press Visit us at www.handsomedevilpress.com
T-038 GRAPHIC BLUE FATHER’S DAY inside: YOU’RE THE BEST
E-023 CHIC FATHER’S DAY inside: HAPPY FATHER’S DAY
G-017FD HAPPY DADS inside: HAPPY FATHER’S DAY
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G-028 GRAD GUY inside: CONGRATULATIONS
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E-021 GRAD GIRL inside: CONGRATULATIONS
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