Minleythe Angry
Monster
Contents Loser AAAAAAARGH!!! Training AHA!! Listen Up! The Journey There it is Come Out! What the heck?
You dare! Challenge Ha ha ha!! Shut Up Aaaaaaaww!! mmmmmm... A photo! Selfie Bye!
Yeah! Get outta Here!!
LOSER!! LOSER!!
This is Minley. He is always bullied by his cousins Sasquatch and Big Foot.
AAAAAAARGH!!! I HATE!! you all!!
I Hate everyone of you!!
I’ll show you!! I’ll show everyone of you!
Even monsters have feelings. They get hurt too. They get discriminated and hated on.
I CAN’T TAKE THIS ANYMORE!!
Minley wants to be accepted in his village. He tries so hard to look as scary and as mean as his cousins. He works out, listens to Heavy Metal, Boxes and occasionally goes on dates.
I got it!! I’m gonna prove myself to everyone!! I’m going to do something no one has ever done before.
Minley's idea was unique and unheard of. He's going on a journey to meet the Kraken. No one has ever than such a feat before. In fact no one has ever seen the Kraken face to face. The monster is but a legend to many.
LISTEN UP!!
The villagers think that he is out of his mind. Some are skeptical about him going on a journey. Some don't even care. Nevertheless Minley's convivtion remains unwavered.
And so the journey to manhood begins. Minley travelled far. He went through the desert and the freezing cold. He climbed up mountains and swam through seas. Nothing could stop his dedication to prove to himself that he is a real monster, that he is a real man.
There it is.
Now the only thing left to do is to actually meet the Kraken.
Finally he arrives at the Mountains of Many Colors. Legend has it that the kraken lives close by the mountains.
The Mountains of Many Colors. WOW!! So the legend is true. The mountains are real. Well there’s only one thing left to do.
Minley calls out to the Kraken to come out and face him. He shouted as loud as he can.
!! I’m e Heck ere!! h t t a Wh ph o slee ve any t g n i y tr e ha anyon !!? t ’ n a C ymore n a y c priva
You dare!! You dare wake me up!! You dare intrude my solitude. You shall pay!! You shall regret this little man.
KRAKEN!! You have finally met your match!!
I challenge you to a fight to the death. This duel would bring honor and pride to me. Now prepare.
Do you hear yourself little man? Do you really think that you are a match to the great Kraken!!?
Without warning and hesitation, Minley threw his harpoon to the Kraken. The Kraken did not notice; he is overcome with laughter and unbelief. Then suddenly . . .
SHUT UP!!!
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Why would you do that!? That hurt you know!
What did I ever do to you? Why would you do that? That was mean. It hurts, It hurts so bad. Please don’t hurt me. I just want to be left alone in peace.
What? That was just one hit. That harpoon was small considering your size,
This is crazy. The great Kraken is a big Baby? What a joke.
Minley ponders the matter and then he realizes that he did not really have to kill the monster. He did not have to prove himself to anyone. He made it this far. He has proven to himself that he is a Man, a strong and a determined man... or a monster.
Ooooohhh!! A photo! I love taking pictures. Yeah! i’m down.
Minley Apologizes to the kraken of his intrusion. He decides to have a photo of him and the Kraken together. He now has proof that he has met the legendary Kraken.
YEAH!!
Yeah! Flex those muscles!! This is gonna be good.
Bye Kraken. I’ll visit you again sometime. Owwww You’re more than welcome to visit Minley!
Minley waves goodbye to his new frien d. And so Minley's story ends here. . . for now.