About us... Jelly Armchair was founded in 2015 by sisters, Cat and Liz Faulkner. They both inherited a reluctant love of stinky puns from their dad, who always seems to have an inexhaustible supply. All of the designs are drawn by Cat, who goes under the illustrator name: Catherinedoart. She creates all the designs in her studio in London using a combination of gouache, watercolour, dip pen and ink, and fine liners. This catalogue contains puns thought up by Cat, as well as generous punny contribuitons from friends and family members... including a liberal dose of authentic dad jokes.
About our cards... - All of our cards are printed in the UK. - We use 300gsm FSC certified silk board. - All of our cards are individually wrapped in a sealed cellophane bag with a brightly coloured envelope. - All cards are blank inside, and can therefore be adapted for many occasions. If you have any queries about our ranges or about stocking our products, please do not hesistate to get in touch. We’d love to hear from you.
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The Silly Smile Range... A selection of the choicest puns, brought to life in colourful illustrations using watercolour, dip pen and ink, and gouache. The cards are blank inside and are suitable for any occasion. These cards are A6 size and come cellophane wrapped with kingfisher blue envelopes.
SM01 - DOES AVOCADO
SM02 - AVOCADOG
SM03 - BUOY GULL
SM04 - BOO BEES
SM05 - SPELLING BEE
SM06 - DIDN’T GET YOU A PRESENT
SM07- JALAPENO
SM08 - MICRO WAVE
SM09 - ECLIPSE IT
SM10 - STAR WARS
SM11 - CAT-A-PILLAR
SM12 - BREADATOR
SM13 - HOT DOG
SM14 - SHAG
SM15 - POTATO WAFFLES
SM16 - AQUA BAT
SM17- BEAR FEET
SM18- WAFER TOO LONG
SM19- ELEPHANT NEVER BAGUETTES
SM20 - HARE BRUSH
IT01 - WONDERBULL
IT02- SMASHING
IT03 - THE CAT’S PYJAMAS
IT04 - MARBLEOUS
IT05 - BEES KNEES
IT06 - PIEFECT
IT07 - DOVELY
I Think You’re... A range of complimentary greetings cards suitable for anniversaries, valentines, congratulations or just to say hello to a friend. These cards are A6 size and come with kingfisher blue envelopes. IT08 - TOTES AMAZE BALLS
IT09 - SOUPER
IT10 - BRILL EYE ANT
Silly Occasion... A continuation of Silly Smile but with more specific occasions in mind. A6 cards with kingfisher blue envelopes.
SO01 - NEW HOME SNAILS
SO02 - SISTAR
SO03 - NEWLY WEBBED
SO04 - BROTH-URGH
SO05 - GET WELL
SO06 -SORRY SLOTH
Birthday...
Punny birthday cards. These 15cm square cards are blank on the inside and come with canary yellow envelopes.
BD01 - MAGICAL DAY
BD02 - WHALE OF A TIME
BD03 - EGGCELLENT
BD04 - BRILLO ANT DAY
BD05 - PIZZA
BD06 - FLANTASTIC
SA01 -POST IMPRESSIONISTS
SA04 - MORRIS DANCING
Silly Art... Art history puns. A silly ode to the masters. Drawn with dip pen and ink and painted with gouache/water colours/inks. 15cm square cards, blank inside with bright green enevlopes.
SA02 -BOWL OF SURREAL
SA03 - MONET LAUNDERING
SA05- SALAD DOOR DALI
SA06 - FOUR CEZANNES
SL01 -BEET POET
SL04 -TURNIP FOR THE BOOKS
Silly Literature... A collection of puns for the book lover. 15cm cards, blank inside, with bright green envelopes.
SL02 -LIE BRIE
SL03 - SHAKES BEAR
SL05- HAIRY POTTER
SL06 - BEER TRICKS POTTER
The Folded Wave Range... A collection of gleefully silly illustrations designed to celebrate everyday occasions with a difference. Each card is printed onto 15cm square board and individually packaged with an indigo blue envelope.
FW01 - BON BON VOYAGE
FW04 - SORRY YOU’R E LEAFING
FW02 - CONGA RATS
FW03 - SPEEDY RECOVERY
FW05 - GOOD LUCK DUCK
FW06 - FAN QUEUE
Animal Party... A range of 15cm square cards featuring animals in party hats. Each card is blank inside, and comes with a bright green envelope.
AP01 - OWLS
AP02 - DOGS
AP05 - HEDGEROW
AP03 - CATS
AP06 - RABBITS
AP04 - APES
Wedding/Engagement... Perfect for the pun loving couple. Each 15cm square card comes wrapped in a cellophane sleeve with a bright green envelope. WD01 - MINT TO BEE
WD02 - HAPPY PEAR
WD03 - WEEK JOKE
Driving Test... 15cm square card with a kingfisher blue envelope. DT01 - KOALAFICATION
Mother’s Day... Colourful puns for mums on 15cm square card with a canary yellow envelope.
MD01 - MARBLEOUS
MD02 - CAT’S PYJAMAS
MD03 - GRATER MUM
MD04 - MOTH-ER’S DAY
MD05 - TA MA!
MD06 - MUMMIE’S DAY
Father’s Day... Punderful cards for dads. These 15cm square cards come with meadow green envelopes.
FD01 - WONDERBULL
FD02 - EAR’S ONE FOR YOU
FD03 - BACON
FD04 -YOU GO FATHER
FD05 -TA DA
FD06 - HOPPY FATHER’S DAY
FD07 - BOOGYMAN
Easter... FD08 -GRATER DAD
EA01 -SIN EASTER BUNNY
Alternative Easter greetings. Each 15cm square card comes with a canary yellow envelope.
EA02 - ARNIE LOVES EASTER
Valentine’s Day... Puns for lovers including some more unusual approaches to traditional Valentine messages. 15cm square cards, blank inside, with crimson red envelopes.
VD01 - BEE MINE
VD02 - BEETROOT TO ME
VD03 - LOVE LETTUCE
VD04 - ROMAN TICK
VD05 - ROME ANTS
VD06 - YOU’L L DO
VD07 - CORNY CHEESY
VD08 - I LIKE YOU ETC
VD09 - A JAZZ CHORD
Christmas
CH01 - CHRIS MOUSE
CH02 - CROSS MICE
CH03 - SANDY CLAWS
CH04 - JINGLE SMELLS
CH05 - SECRET SANTA
CH06 - RAIN DEER
Our Christmas Range... Featuring twelve designs, including some well known cracker jokes alongside other festive punning. The cards are 15cm square, and each comes individually wrapped with either a green or a red envelope (as pictured).
CH07 - FROST BITE
CH08 - ICE ICE BABY
CH09 - DEEP PAN CRISP
CH10 - NOEL ELFABET
CH11 - CHRISTMAS QUACKER
CH12 - BAA HUMBUG
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