WRITTEN AND DESIGNED BY
Jenny Green
THIS BOOK IS A DESIGNED B FOR bl
ABOUT blondes, BY A blonde, londes.
People are always laughing at us...
It looks like fun. Its about time we laughed with them. Dont you think?
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blonde blonde
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A HAIR COLOUR THAT’S A LIGHT GOLD COLOUR, AND IS USUALLY ASSOCIATED WITH DITZINESS AND STUPIDITY. USUALLY THEY’RE JUST AS SMART AS PEOPLE WITH OTHER HAIR COLOURS, BUT SOME OF THEM ACT DUMB BECAUSE THEY THINK THE WHOLE “DUMB blonde” THING IS CUTE OR SOMETHING. THEY ARE NOT NECESSARILY PRETTIER THAN BRUNETTES OR OTHER HAIR COLOURS, BUT SOME OF THEM PUT EXTRA EFFORT INTO MAKEUP, FASHION AND WEIGHT CONTROL BECAUSE OF WHAT SOCIETY EXPECTS OF blondes. HAIR COLOUR IS ENTIRELY SUPERFICIAL, AND IT’S EXTREMELY SHALLOW TO JUDGE ENTIRELY ON A PHYSICAL FEATURE THAT CAN BE CHANGED AS EASY AS HAIR COLOUR. CERTAINLY SOME blondes ARE DITZY AND STUPID, BUT SO CAN ANYONE. LET THEIR PERSONALITY SPEAK FOR ITSELF, NOT THEIR HAIR.
HOW DO YOU MAKE A blonde LAUGH ON A SATURDAY?
TELL HER A JOKE ON WEDNESDAY.
blonde HAIR IS SEEN THROUGHOUT FAIRY TALES. blonde HAIR OFTEN SUGGESTS...
strength beauty
indestructibility
youth high value
WHY DID THE blonde TIP TOE PAST THE MEDICINE CABINET?
BECAUSE SHE DIDNT WANT TO WAKE THE SLEEPING PILLS.