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LIBRA SCORPIO SAGITTARIUS
from Jerk March 2023
Sep. 23 - Oct. 22
Libras are naturally people pleasers, but maybe this is your season to start asking yourself, “does this really make me happy?” I bet you’ll surprise yourself with what you come up with. This might be a little deep for you though, so just keep chugging your Pink Whitney!
Oct. 23 - Nov. 21
It’s time to let loose, Scorpio. We know you’ve spent long hours in Carnegie, so this month we’re BEGGING you to go out. Get plastered with your besties or find a random hookup, whatever will take the edge off.
Nov. 22 - Dec. 21
Decisions can be hard and the familiar can get boring. What’s going on? Get yourself a green juice and journal a little bit, your emotions are all over the place.
Capricorn Aquarius Pisces
Dec. 21 - Jan. 20
Capricorns, remember to speak up for your needs! Start drafting a notes paragraph dedicated to your friend who’s been on your nerves lately, and resolve that conflict (peacefully).
Jan. 21 - Feb. 18
Good job on taking the time to focus on you recently, and we’re here for it. But can we ask a quick question? When was the last time you checked in on your friends? Shoot them a quick “checkup” text and thank us later!
Words by Maddy Brosseau | Art By Matt Latvis
Feb. 19 - Mar. 20
Pisces, it’s your season. Really listen to yourself this month and follow your intuition so you can thrive! Treat yourself to going to an insane house party this weekend or a movie night at Destiny!