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A HOE THAT NEVER GETS COLD
from Jerk March 2023
Words by Makenna John
We live in a tundra, but we’re still hot.
Layer, Layer, Layer!
FURS: The timeless fashion piece that screams (cozy) diva. If you haven’t already, it’s time to invest in faux fur. Or if you want the real deal, there is an abundance of furs in the thrifts.
BOOTS: Stick with the staples! No need to trash your gorgeous heels or fresh new kicks in the snow. You can quite literally never go wrong with the trusted black boot.
HAT: Wrap that noggin up. Heat escapes from the head, don’t let it run away!
VEST: A fuzzy vest, aka a hoe’s best friend. It’s the first step to a successful layer and a great way to break up some color.
SHIRT: The base of it all, the shirt. Thank god it’s funky long-sleeve season. Remember, texture is your friend.
BAG: The weather is gross and dull, but you’re not. Add a pop of color with your favorite accessories.