BEEF UP YOUR BORG

Be the life of the darty!

Words by Jojo Wertheimer

Absolutely nothing screams spring in Syracuse like a good BORG. After what seems like years of endless wind, sleet, and seasonal affective disorder, we need to put the “rage” in “Black Out Rage Gallon.” But at Jerk , we believe there’s much more to a BORG than the Mio can see. Whether it tastes like a margarita or tequila sunrise, it’s time to take your BORG to the next level.

Procedure

Fill an empty gallon with the following:

1. Half a gallon of water

2. A good bit of hard liquor to your personal taste

3. Your choice of Mio flavoring

Add a little -beef- to it:

1. It’s BORG o’clock somewhere: the margarita borg — Make your liquor tequila and add a little lime juice and marg mix instead of Mio.

2. Tequila sunrise borg — Make your liquor tequila and add some orange juice and grenadine.

Our Favorite Borg Names

• BlackBORG.syr.edu

• #SyracuseBBT: Best BORG Town

• Charcuterie BORG

• SmorgasBORG

• Fuck it, we BORG

• BORGalicious

• Steven SpielBORG (for our TRF BORGers)

• Who’s a good BORG?

• The BORG who lived