You Gotta Be Kidding Me!

What is the most common accessory for Harleys? A pick-up truck.

A guy riding a Honda motorcycle pulls up to a toll booth. The attendant says, “Two dollars.” The guy on the Honda says, “SOLD!”

A biker’s biggest fear is that when he dies, his wife will sell his motorcycles for what he told her they cost.

I don’t snore; I dream that I am a motorcycle.

Motorcyclist: A person willing to take a container of flammable liquid, place it on top of a hot engine, and then sit on top of it all.

One evening in India, Paddy, Divay and Akash are riding back home from a wedding, all three of them on Paddy’s motorcycle.

They get stopped by a cop who says to them, “This motorcycle is only licensed to carry two people, and there are three of you. One of you will have to get off and walk.”

“Three of us?” says Paddy. “What happened to Raj, Sahil, Ravi, Rajesh, Sanjay, Ananjamin, and Anushka?”