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Cocktail Napkins:
Each pack contains 20 3-Ply napkins. Packaged in polypropylene. 5” x 5”. Made in the USA. Designs ordered by the dozen. $3.00 each. $36 per case pack.
COCKTAIL NAPKIN
SPINNER STARTER SET:
24 DOZEN OF THE BEST-SELLING STYLES = $864
24-POCKET FLOOR SPINNER DISPLAY = $195.00 ($55 DISCOUNT)
3 DOZEN COCKTAIL NAPKIN STYLES OFFSET = FREE ($216 VALUE!)
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COCKTAIL NAPKIN
HAPPINESS IS EXPENSIVE 20213
20212 IT’S ME, HI. I’M THE BIRTHDAY GIRL, IT’S ME. 20214 IF MY MOUTH DOESN’T SAY IT MY FACE DEFINITELY WILL
I WISH I WAS AS THIN AS MY PATIENCE. 20208 THIRD WINE’S A CHARM
SOUTHERN BELLE: A WOMAN WHO CAN TELL YOU TO GO TO HELL IN SUCH A MANNER THAT YOU ACTUALLY LOOK FORWARD TO THE TRIP.
Napkin Spinner Starter Set w/ Spinner
WHO IS THIS “MODERATION” WE’RE SUPPOSED TO BE DRINKING WITH?
“I’M NOT OFFENDED BY DUMB BLONDE JOKES BECAUSE I KNOW I’M NOT DUMB. I ALSO KNOW THAT I’M NOT BLONDE.” - DOLLY PARTON
AS LONG AS EVERYTHING IS EXACTLY THE WAY I WANT IT I AM TOTALLY FLEXIBLE.
tequila whispered - Napkin
20203
I DIDN’T CHOOSE THE CHAMPAGNE LIFE. THE CHAMPAGNE LIFE CHOSE ME.
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SO WHEN IS THIS ‘OLD ENOUGH TO KNOW BETTER’ SUPPOSED TO KICK IN?
20172
BEST FRIENDS DON’T CARE IF YOUR HOUSE IS CLEAN. THEY CARE IF YOU HAVE ALCOHOL.
20170
I WONDER IF THERE IS A MARGARITA OUT THERE THINKING ABOUT ME TOO?
20164 YOU CANNOT MAKE EVERYONE HAPPY. YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF WINE.
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“THE BEST THINGS IN LIFE ARE FREE. THE SECOND BEST ARE VERY EXPENSIVE.” COCO CHANEL
20159 DRESS LIKE JACKIE ACT LIKE AUDREY PARTY LIKE GATSBY
20182
I WASN’T SURE WHAT TO MAKE FOR DINNER SO I OPENED A BOTTLE OF WINE AND NOW I DON’T CARE. A LESSON FOR US ALL HERE I THINK.
20163 THE TROUBLE WITH TROUBLE IS
I didn't choose the champagne life. - Napkin
20203
"old enough to know better" - Napkin
Friends/House Clean- Napkin
Margarita - Napkin 20170
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You Are Not a Bottle of Wine - Napkin
Best Things in Life are Free -Napkin
Dress Like Jackie - Napkin
20196
DON’T WORRY, IT’S NOT A COMPETITION. WE’RE ALL CRAZY.
20187
FAVORITE DRINK IS THE NEXT ONE.
We're all crazy. - Napkin
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My favorite drink is the next one. - Napkin 20187 AA20187
One Glass Of Wine - Napkin
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Life is Better At The Lake - Napkin
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If You can't laugh at yourself, I will. - Napkin
If you want to impress me with your car - Napkin
Llike a cart in the liquor store. - Napkin
4 1/4” x 5 1/2”. Blank inside. Each card and envelope comes in a clear, protective sleeve. Sold in packs of 6 cards, 6 envelopes. $2.75 each. $16.50 per case pack
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A GOOD FRIEND KNOWS YOUR STORIES. A GREAT FRIEND HELPED YOU WRITE THEM.
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU.
18139
BEST FRIENDS DON’T JUDGE EACH OTHER. THEY JUDGE OTHER PEOPLE. TOGETHER.
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18146
DID YOU KNOW DIET STANDS FOR “DID I EAT THAT?”
I’M SUFFERING FROM AN EXTREME CASE OF NOT BEING TAYLOR SWIFT. 18138 YOU ARE A FUCKING GEM.
HBD to you! Green/Pink- Greeting Card
Friends Judge- Greeting Card
18137
LINDA HAS TWO BOTTLES OF WINE. SHE GOES TO THE STORE AND BUYS TWO MORE. WHAT DOES LINDA HAVE NOW? LINDA HAS HAPPINESS.
18142
I DON’T GET NEARLY ENOUGH CREDIT FOR THE THINGS I MANAGE NOT TO
18124
EVERYONE NEEDS A FRIEND THAT THEY PROBABLY SHOULDN’T BE ALLOWED TO SIT NEXT TO AT A SERIOUS FUNCTION.
18134
I FEEL SORRY FOR THE PEOPLE WHO DON’T KNOW US.
18125
WE’VE BEEN FRIENDS FOR SO LONG THAT I CAN’T REMEMBER WHICH ONE OF US IS THE BAD INFLUENCE.
18113 WANNA COME TO THE GYM WITH ME? YOU SPELLED “BAR” WRONG.
18112
IF YOU COMBINE WINE AND DINNER, THE NEW WORD IS WINNER.
ANYONE GETTING TO THE POINT WHERE IT WOULD BE OK IF JOLENE CAME AND TOOK YOUR MAN?
I DIDN’T CHOOSE THE CHAMPAGNE LIFE. THE CHAMPAGNE LIFE CHOSE ME.
18135
I STILL DON’T KNOW WHAT THE WINE STOPPER IS FOR.
I MEANT TO BEHAVE BUT THERE WERE TOO MANY OTHER OPTIONS. 18127
OF COURSE I KNOW RIGHT FROM WRONG. WRONG IS THE FUN ONE.
I didn't choose the champagne life.- Greeting Card
Stopper Is For.- Greeting Card
Sassy Lady Cards:
Embellished Greeting Cards: “5” x 7” glossy cards enhanced with crystallina, glitter, thermography, and die-cutting tequniques with envelopes. Sold in packs of 12 cards, 12 envelopes, and 1 header card. $1.50 each. $18 per case pack.
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STOP ME BEFORE I VOLUNTEER AGAIN.
INSIDE: THANK YOU FOR ALL THAT YOU DO!
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YOU & I ARE MORE THAN FRIENDS.
INSIDE: WE’RE LIKE A REALLY SMALL GANG.
18073
SOME SAY WHEN LIFE HANDS YOU LEMONS MAKE LEMONADE; INSIDE: I SAY ADD VODKA.
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I MEANT TO BEHAVE BUT THERE WERE TOO MANY OTHER OPTIONS. INSIDE: HERE’S TO BREAKING ALL THE RULES. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Classic Greeting Cards: “5” x 7” glossy cards. Sold in packs of 12 cards, 12 envelopes, and 1 header card. $1.25 each. $15 per case pack.
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THE NICE PART ABOUT LIVING IN A SMALL TOWN. WHEN YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU’RE
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Lemonade - Greetin
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Meant To Behave -Greeting Card
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Stop Me Before I Volunteer - Greeting Card
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11 oz Mugs:
Printing on both sides for left and right-hand drinkers. Made in the USA. Ordered in 2’s. $7.55 each. $15.10 per case pack.
YOU NEVER REALIZE HOW LONG A MINUTE IS UNTIL YOU EXERCISE.
CHAOS COORDINATORSOMEONE WHO SOLVES PROBLEMS YOU NEVER KNEW EXISTED IN WAYS THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND. 40008 IN DOLLY WE TRUST
IF MY MOUTH DOESN’T SAY IT, MY FACE DEFINITELY WILL.
A LOT GOING ON AT THE
I DON’T GET NEARLY ENOUGH CREDIT FOR THE THINGS I MANAGE NOT TO SAY.
I WISH I WAS AS THIN AS MY PATIENCE.
I’M NOT AS MEAN AS I COULD BE , AND I WANT PEOPLE TO BE MORE GRATEFUL FOR THAT.
HOME
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SOME THINGS ARE BETTER LEFT UNSAID. WHICH I GENERALLY REALIZE RIGHT AFTER I HAVE SAID THEM.
3”x3” Stickers:
High quality, thick, waterproof, dishwasher-safe stickers. Made in the USA. Ordered in 3’s etc. $1.50 each. $4.50 per case pack.
60007 IN DOLLY WE TRUST
60008 YOU NEVER REALIZE HOW LONG A MINUTE IS UNTIL YOU EXERCISE.
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AS LONG AS EVERYTHING IS EXACTLY THE WAY I WANT IT I AM TOTALLY FLEXIBLE.
60001
“I’M NOT OFFENDED BY DUMB BLONDE JOKES BECAUSE I KNOW I’M NOT DUMB. I ALSO KNOW THAT I’M NOT BLONDE.” DOLLY PARTON
60004
I FEEL SORRY FOR PEOPLE WHO DON’T KNOW US.
I DON’T GET NEARLY ENOUGH CREDIT FOR THE THINGS I MANAGE NOT TO SAY.
60002 I DIDN’T CHOOSE THE CHAMPAGNE LIFE. THE CHAMPAGNE LIFE CHOSE ME.
60003 DAY DINKER.
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Framed Art
The perfect birthday gift, girlfriend gift, bridesmaid gift, co-worker gift, hostess gift, beach or lake house gift, just because gift, OR gift for you! Original, signed painting. All framing is done in an 8” x 10” contemporary frame, ready for wall or shelf display. Ordered individually. $20.00 each.
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BEHIND EVERY SUCCESSFUL WOMAN IS HERSELF.
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CHOCOLATE DOESN’T ASK SILLY QUESTIONS. CHOCOLATE UNDERSTANDS.
10161 IT TAKES A VINEYARD.
10148 AS LONG AS EVERYTHING IS EXACTLY THE WAY I WANT IT I AM TOTALLY FLEXIBLE.
10002
I WANT TO BE BARBI – THAT BITCH HAS EVERYTHING.
10142
I’M ACTING LIKE I’M OK, PLEASE DON’T INTERRUPT MY PERFORMANCE.
10143
IF THOUGHT BUBBLES APPEARED ABOVE MY HEAD, I’D BE SCREWED.
10169 YOU KNOW WHAT RHYMES WITH FRIDAY? WINE.
It all started with ink, watercolor, and a collection of quotes...
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Successful Woman - Framed Art
AA10114 Chocolate Understands - Framed Art
It Takes A Vineyard - Framed Art
Mary Phillips Designs 2024 Top Sellers
COCKTAIL NAPKINS
1. 20190: I feel sorry for the people who don’t know us.
2. 20168: People who wonder if the glass is half empty or half full miss the point. The glass is refillable.
3. 20201: I don’ get nearly enough credit for the things I manage not to say.
4. 20193: And then the tequila whispered, ‘Say what you really think.’
5. 20176: I meant to behave but there were too many options.
6. 20184: Anyone getting to the point where it would be OK if Jolene came and took your man?
7. 20202: I woke up this morning determined to drink less, eat right, and exercise… but that was four hours ago… when I was younger and full of hope.
8. 20197: Some things are better left unsaid. Which I generally realize right after I have said them.
9. 20203: I didn’t’ choose the champagne life. The champagne life chose me.
10. 20200: So when is this ‘old enough to know better’ supposed to kick in?
11. 20172: Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have alcohol.
12. 20164: You cannot make everyone happy. You are not a bottle of wine..
13. 20162: “The best things in life are free. The second best are very expensive.” - Coco Chanel
14. 20170: I wonder if there is a margarita out there thinking about me too?
15. 20159: Dress like Jackie. Act like Audrey. Party like Gatsby.
16.20192: Not to brag, but I don’t need alcohol to make bad decisions.
17. 20169: I still don’t know what the wine stopper is for.
18. 20198: Of course I know right from wrong. Wrong is the fun one.
19. 20182: I wasn’t sure what to make for dinner so I opened a bottle of wine and now I don’t care. A lesson for us all here I think.
20. 20163: The trouble with trouble is that it starts out as fun.
GREETING CARDS
1. 18125: We’ve been friends for so long that I can’t remember which one of us is the bad influence.
2. 18124: Everyone needs a friend that they probably shouldn’t be allowed to sit next to at a serious function.
3. 18134: I feel sorry for the people who don’t know us.
4. 18113: Wanna come to the gym with me? You spelled “bar” wrong.
5. 18112: If you combine wine and dinner, the new word is winner.
6. 18128: People who wonder if the glass is half empty or half full miss the point. The glass is refillable.
7. 18123: Behind every successful woman is herself.
8. 18120: Happy Birthday (in glitter)
9. 18126: A queen doesn’t hope or wish. She decides.
10. 18131: Anyone getting to the point where it would be OK if Jolene came and took your man?
11 OZ MUGS
1. 40008: In Dolly We Trust.
2. 40004: If my mouth doesn’t say it, my face definitely will.
3. 40001: A LOT GOING ON AT THE MOMENT.
4. 40002: I don’t get nearly enough credit for the things I manage not to say.
5. 40006: You never realize how long a minute is until you exercise.
3” X 3” STICKERS
1. 60007: In Dolly We Trust.
2. 60004: I feel sorry for the people who don’t know us.
3. 60001: “I’m not offended by dumb blonde jokes because I know I’m not dumb. I also know that I’m not blonde.” –
Dolly Parton
4. 60010: Karma is a Queen
5. 60011: As long as everything is exactly the way I want it I am totally flexible.
Why Limit Happy to an Hour?
A Little Book of Wit (and a Whole Lot of Attitude) by
Mary Phillips
$9.99 ($12.99 CANADA)
ISBN-13: 978-0-7407-9748-4 5 x 5 in., 64 pp, hardcover On sale: July 20, 2010
US Customers: 1-866-506-1949 purchaseorders@simonandschuster.com
Canadian Customers: 1-800-268-3216 canadianorders@simonandschuster.com
Admit it already. Life is alwaysbetter after amargarita or three. Artist and aperitif advocate Mary Phillips shares her cocktail witand wisdom inside this intoxicating smash titled Why Limit Happy to an Hour?
Whether the subjectis cocktails, men, chocolate, weight, relatives, motherhood, or just plain unadulterated attitude, Phillips finds a way to sum up life’s happenings one zinger at a time
Phillips promises to stimulate the economy one drinkata time with this keepsakebook of witticisms featuring her popular full-color artwork and sassy one-liners.
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