Mary P - 2024 Best Sellers

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Mary Phillips Designs 2024 Top Sellers

COCKTAIL NAPKINS

1. 20190: I feel sorry for the people who don’t know us.

2. 20168: People who wonder if the glass is half empty or half full miss the point. The glass is refillable.

3. 20201: I don’ get nearly enough credit for the things I manage not to say.

4. 20193: And then the tequila whispered, ‘Say what you really think.’

5. 20176: I meant to behave but there were too many options.

6. 20184: Anyone getting to the point where it would be OK if Jolene came and took your man?

7. 20202: I woke up this morning determined to drink less, eat right, and exercise… but that was four hours ago… when I was younger and full of hope.

8. 20197: Some things are better left unsaid. Which I generally realize right after I have said them.

9. 20203: I didn’t’ choose the champagne life. The champagne life chose me.

10. 20200: So when is this ‘old enough to know better’ supposed to kick in?

11. 20172: Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have alcohol.

12. 20164: You cannot make everyone happy. You are not a bottle of wine..

13. 20162: “The best things in life are free. The second best are very expensive.” - Coco Chanel

14. 20170: I wonder if there is a margarita out there thinking about me too?

15. 20159: Dress like Jackie. Act like Audrey. Party like Gatsby. 16.20192: Not to brag, but I don’t need alcohol to make bad decisions.

17. 20169: I still don’t know what the wine stopper is for.

18. 20198: Of course I know right from wrong. Wrong is the fun one.

19. 20182: I wasn’t sure what to make for dinner so I opened a bottle of wine and now I don’t care. A lesson for us all here I think.

20. 20163: The trouble with trouble is that it starts out as fun.

GREETING CARDS

1. 18125: We’ve been friends for so long that I can’t remember which one of us is the bad influence.

2. 18124: Everyone needs a friend that they probably shouldn’t be allowed to sit next to at a serious function.

3. 18134 : I feel sorry for the people who don’t know us.

4. 18113: Wanna come to the gym with me? You spelled “bar” wrong.

5. 18112: If you combine wine and dinner, the new word is winner.

6. 18128: People who wonder if the glass is half empty or half full miss the point. The glass is refillable.

7. 18123: Behind every successful woman is herself.

8. 18120: Happy Birthday (in glitter)

9. 18126: A queen doesn’t hope or wish. She decides.

10. 18131: Anyone getting to the point where it would be OK if Jolene came and took your man?

11 OZ MUGS

1. 40008: In Dolly we trust.

2. 40004: If my mouth doesn’t say it, my face definitely will.

3. 40001: A LOT GOING ON AT THE MOMENT.

4. 40002: I don’t get nearly enough credit for the things I manage not to say.

5. 40006: You never realize how long a minute is until you exercise.

3” X 3” STICKERS

1. 60007: In Dolly we trust.

2. 60004: I feel sorry for the people who don’t know us.

3. 60001: “I’m not offended by dumb blonde jokes because I know I’m not dumb. I also know that I’m not blonde.”

– Dolly Parton

4. 60010: Karma is a Queen

5. 60011: As long as everything is exactly the way I want it I am totally flexible.

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