2023 Wholesale Catalogue
WELCOME TO THE UNEMPLOYED PHILOSOPHERS GUILD 2023 WHOLESALE CATALOGUE! We’ve been making smart and funny things for smart and funny people since the Roman Emperor shut down Plato’s Academy (spoilsport). Here are the many ways we can make your time with us… MORE EFFICIENT Order directly online at philosophersguild.com First time? We’ll set you up! Email wholesale@philosophersguild.com Call 800.255.8371 if you need any help! MORE ENGAGING Inside this fancy, fun catalogue, you’ll find: • UPG’s newest gifts • All of our popular favorites • Eye-catching, space-saving displays • Helpful informational features: • UPG’s Best-Sellers for every category • Seasoned, personable Sales Reps (see inside back cover) • Lots of easy ways to order MORE ENLIGHTENING All the UPG Sales resources are orchestrated…to work together! Welcome to The Unemployed Philosophers Guild. We have brilliant gifts.
WHAT IS THE UNEMPLOYED PHILOSOPHERS GUILD?
The origins of The Unemployed philosOphers GUild are shrouded in mystery (and wine stains). Early in the 4th century BCE, Socrates allegedly drank from one of our vessels. (DISCLAIMER: UPG hardly ever endorsed drinking poisonous hemlock. We just made it look good.)
Years passed. The Roman Empire. Attila the Hun. The lost island of Atlantis, gingivitis, witch hunts… until the 1990s, when two brothers inherited the UPG mantle. These champions turned their advanced degrees, creativity, and love of paying rent toward noble ends: meeting the needs of the people for finger puppets of the great philosophers.
UPG carries on the ancient traditions even today – designing useful and beautiful things and cracking people up from our Ivory Tower HQ. Thank you for your time millennia.
YOU ARE HERE 94 Order Form 97 Sales Reps & Policies 86 Best-Sellers 62 Candles SECULAR SAINTS 41 Cards QUOTABLE NOTABLES 93 Displays 25 Dolls LITTLE THINKERS 40 Eidos IMAGE MATCHING CARD GAME 20 Finger Puppets MAGNETIC PERSONALITIES 28 Freudian Slippers 29 Hair Pins 90 Ivory Tower Displays 36 Jigsaw Puzzles 71 Lip Balm 80 Magnetic Play Sets 68 Mints 14 Mugs (Traditional) 8 Mugs (Transforming) 2 New Products 45 Notebooks POCKET-SIZE & FULL-SIZE 85 Pill Boxes 32 Pins, Enamel 66 Planter Pots FERTILE MINDS 28 Plush Décor STUFFED PORTRAITS 74 Soap FOAM SWEET FOAM 79 Shot Glasses 51 Sticky Note Booklets 79 Tableware 55 Tarot Deck THE PULP TAROT 60 T*Lights
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TEMPUS FUGIT 56
TRANSFORMING TEA LIGHT HOLDERS
T-Shirts
Trumpzilla
Watches
Zipper Bags
FLOWERS MUG
GREAT FLOWERS JIGSAW PUZZLE
SCREAM NOTES
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to bring you the Great
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Elder), a
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puzzle.
a forget-me-not (Jan van Kessel the
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a
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More than 70 flowers, with no two alike.
× 27½" (50cm × 70cm) #5753
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Multiples of 6.
DUKE ELLINGTON
QUOTABLE NOTABLE
Let our Quotable Notable card of legendary composer and bandleader Duke Ellington show someone you think they’re suave, debonair, sophisticated... and they make you want to dance just a little. #5766
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FREDDIE MERCURY
QUOTABLE NOTABLE
Know somebody who could use your stamping, chanting support? Singer-songwriter Freddie Mercury will brighten the day of your unapologetic cat-lover colleague or cheer on your best friend’s charity basketball team! #5765
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JOHN LENNON
QUOTABLE NOTABLE
Thanks to this fab Quotable Notable card of the former Beatle, now John Lennon can be your bandmate. #5768
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DAVID BOWIE
QUOTABLE NOTABLE
Dynamic performer David Bowie is the perfect way to let someone know you support their metamorphosis – new career, new baby, new creative endeavor – ch-ch-change is good! #5764
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PALMISTRY SOAP
Can you read palms? Not if they’re dirty! Get lovelier love lines and clean up your life line with Palmistry soap. Of course, no one can look at your hands and tell your fate... not until you wash them!
shea butter and oatmeal, exfoliating #5791
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SHARKS HAIR PINS
Feeling misunderstood? Maybe you’re just intense ( Great White Shark ), calm and levelheaded ( Hammerhead Shark ), or a gentle, easy-going beauty ( Whale Shark ). These Sharks get you. Respect. #5776
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WONDERLAND HAIR PINS
Fall down the rabbit hole every day! Wear a pack of cards Hatter’s hat , and the White Rabbit’s watch with these lovely Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland Hair Pins. #5774
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GREAT CATS OF ART HAIR PINS
Matisse’s Le chat aux poissons rouges , so bright, so calm ...was that a paw? Klee’s Cat gazes intently, intensely. Steinlen’s Chat Noir rules the roost. Playful. Beautiful.
Great Cats of Art. #5779
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THE MOON HAIR PINS
HERE MEN FROM THE PLANET EARTH
FIRST SET FOOT UPON THE MOON JULY 1969 A.D.
“WE CAME IN PEACE FOR ALL MANKIND” (as it says on the plaque they left on the Moon!) #5775
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BIRDS OF PREY HAIR PINS
The Red-tailed Hawk soars, its cry fierce and hoarse.
Watch a Peregrine Falcon dive (fastest creature alive).
Great Horned Owl feathers are warm and soft, silent aloft. Far-sighted. Strong. Birds of Prey go for it! #5778
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BOB ROSS® HAIR PINS
Find your own style with Bob Ross , a miniature Artist Palette set up with colors, and his tiny muse – Peapod the pocket squirrel. Wear a little happy in your hair! #5777
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PAN AM BAG
NEW PRODUCTS 6
Whether you’re headed out of town or overseas, this Pan Am Zipper Bag is just the ticket. Rome! Tokyo! Copenhagen! This handsome pouch features vintage baggage tags to intriguing destinations – and holds everything you’ll need on hand for your next great adventure. #5756 AVAILABLE JANUARY $6.00 / $8.00 cdn Multiples of 4. Il50038c)%*@$VL PARIS #5757 Il50038c)%*@%]T WASHINGTON, D.C. #5759 Il50038c)%*@&WM NEW YORK #5758 Il50038c)%*@^ZP HAWAII #5760 Il50038c)%*@*+U MEXICO #5761 Il50038c)%*@([Q AFRICA #5762 Il50038c)%*#)WM PAN AM TRAVELER’S NOTEBOOKS Vintage invitations – friendly destinations! Pan Am Traveler’s Notebooks feature original mid-century Pan Am art, evoking the era of the “Flying Clipper” – when air travel held the prospect of glamor, excitement, and adventure. Each charming design still beckons you to visit 48 lined pages | pocket size 3½" × 5" $2.00 / $2.50 cdn
STAR TREK™ WARP SPEED MUG
NEW PRODUCTS 7
The Star Trek ™ Warp Speed heat-transforming mug takes you from cruising altitude to deep space every time you add hot water. Sip a cold beverage and admire the legendary words TO BOLDLY GO as your favorite starship orbits an alien planet. Pour in hot liquid and the image of the U.S.S. Enterprise disappears, leaving only the whoosh of warp speed! 12 oz. / 350 mL #5769 AVAILABLE JANUARY $7.00 / $9.00 cdn Multiples of 4. Il50038c)%*#&VL STAR TREK™ MAGNETIC PLAY SET Fifty mix ‘n’ match uniforms and characters, weapons and tech, and tribbles... tribbles... tribbles transform your fridge or locker into classic Star Trek ™ episodes! #5750 AVAILABLE JANUARY $7.25 / $9.025 cdn Multiples of 6. Il50038c)%*@)XN COLD ENTERPRISE INSIDE
COLD HOT BEST-SELLERS CONSTELLATION #2762 Il14229c)@&^@VL BOB ROSS® SELF-PAINTING MUG #4961 Il14229c))*&)ZP DISAPPEARING CHESHIRE CAT #0025 Il14229c)))@%+U TRANSFORMING MUGS $9.00 cdn When you pour yourself a nice hot chocolate, coffee, or tea in one of our Transforming Mugs, it changes everything — including the mug, itself. Sip your steaming beverage, watch the images transform, and enjoy the change of perspective. IMAGES TRANSFORM WHEN YOU POUR A HOT BEVERAGE FREE DISPLAY INSERTS INCLUDED WITH ALL YOUR ORDERS FOR TRANSFORMING MUGS CARE INSTRUCTIONS INSIDE INDIVIDUALLY BOXED EACH MUG FEATURES AN ORIGINAL UPG DESIGN HANDLE COMES FREE WITH EVERY MUG! OPEN AT THE TOP SO YOU CAN ADD LIQUID! $7.00 DISAPPEARING DINOSAURS #0982 Il14229c))%&&XN BUTTERFLIES #5568 Il14229c)))!$XN STAR TREK™ TRANSPORTER #4606 Il14229c))*#
TRANSFORMING MUGS 9 $7.00 / $9.00 cdn Multiples of 4/style. CLIMATE CHANGE Add hot water and watch sea levels rise. Let things cool off and the coastlines return. 12 oz./350 mL #3869 Il14229c))#@$XN HOT HOT COLD COLD HOT PLANET Every time you pour a hot beverage, learn about each planet in the solar system. 12 oz. /350 mL #5293 Il14229c))@(#WM CONSTELLATION Have coffee with the stars. 12 oz./350 mL #2762 Il14229c)@&^@VL HOT COLD MOON MUG Two gorgeous Moon portraits (Near/Far Side). Hot water reveals names of Apollo missions, astronauts, and milestones. 14 oz./400 mL #5392 Il14229c))($^\R FOOTPRINT INSIDE! COLD HOT DISAPPEARING DINOSAURS Dinosaurs transform into fossils! 14 oz./400 mL #0982 Il14229c))%&&XN DISAPPEARING CHESHIRE CAT The cat disappears, leaving only a grin. 10 oz./300 mL #0025 Il14229c)))@%+U COLD HOT
10 TRANSFORMING MUGS $7.00 / $9.00 cdn Multiples of 4/style. HOT JESUS SHAVES Jesus needs hot water to shave! 14 oz./400 mL #0981 Il14229c))%&*?K COLD HOT HOT GREAT GAYS OUT OF THE CLOSET Add hot liquid and 14 great gays from history proudly throw open the closet doors! 14 oz./400 mL #1655 Il14229c))^*#VL COLD HOT DISAPPEARING WIVES OF HENRY VIII Add hot water and the wives disappear until things cool off. 12 oz./350 mL #0064 Il14229c)))@^[Q JANE AUSTEN’S REGENCY FINERY When the mug is warm, the young ladies change into lovely evening attire. 12 oz./350 mL #5690 Il14229c))!(&XN COLD COLD COLD COLD ALFRED HITCHCOCK This mug makes you shiver (add ice) and sweat (add hot water). Transforms to reveal 13 Hitchcock movie titles! 12 oz./350 mL #5360 Il14229c))($@+U DAY OF THE DEAD / DÍA DE LOS MUERTOS This Day of the Dead / Día de los Muertos heattransforming mug makes every beverage festive! 12 oz./350 mL #5577 Il14229c))$#$+U
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DISAPP EAR ING VAN GOGH MUG Pour in a hot beverage and watch the famous painter’s ear disappear. 10 oz./300 mL #0125 Il14229c)))@$WM COLD COLD HOT GREAT NUDES Add a hot beverage and their clothing vanishes. (They’re all famous masterpieces — artistic nudity!) 14 oz./400 mL #2240 Il14229c)@@$)YO
On the cold mug, Bob Ross’s image reminds you to
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12 HOT COLD GREAT SUPREME COURT CASES Add a hot beverage and the losing sides disappear. 12 oz./350 mL #1657 Il14229c))^*^WM DISAPPEARING CIVIL LIBERTIES Add hot water and watch your rights disappear. 10 oz./300 mL #0236 Il14229c))$#*\R COLD COLD DEMOCRATIC DREAM Add hot water, red states turn blue, the Democrats’ dreams come true. 12 oz./350 mL #0971 Il14229c))%&$WM HOT HOT HOT RUTH BADER GINSBURG When the mug is cold RBG wears her judicial robe. When the mug is hot hand Justice Ginsburg a boxing robe. 12 oz./350 mL #5509 Il14229c))!($WM TRANSFORMING MUGS 12 $7.00 / $9.00 cdn Multiples of 4/style. STAR TREK™ TRANSPORTER When you add hot water, Kirk, Spock, Uhura, and McCoy leave the Transporter Room and materialize on the other side, exploring the planet surface. Energize! 14 oz./400 mL #4606 Il14229c))*#
TRANSFORMING MUGS 13 $7.00 / $9.00 cdn Multiples of 4/style. COLD HOT BIRDS ON A WIRE This mug features 18 silhouettes of birds on a wire. Add hot water and watch the species appear in full color. 12 oz./350 mL #4746 Il14229c))*$#+U HOT BUTTERFLIES Pour hot water to witness 18 real butterfly species reveal their true colors. 14 oz./400mL #5568 Il14229c)))!$XN
Pour in hot water and watch 18 different species of Flowers appear – in dazzling color! This wonder of nature (and heatchanging science) transforms any table! 14 oz./400mL #5771 SHOWCASE YOUR MUGS IN AN IVORY TOWER SEE PAGE 90 NEW!
FLOWERS
LITTLE THINKERS
The Unemployed Philosophers Guild is home to dozens of Little Thinkers — plush companions as inspiring as they are cuddly. Each one sports its own handy tag filled with enlightening biographical information.
More dignified than a dolly. Better than a bobble-head.
UPG’s Little Thinkers are characters with character.
BEST-SELLERS ALBERT EINSTEIN #0035 Il14229c))!)#YO VINCENT VAN GOGH #0122 Il14229c))!!&VL FRIDA KAHLO #0056 Il14229c))!)@\R
DETAILS, DETAILS, DETAILS SITS ON YOUR BOOKSHELF SITS ON YOUR DESK SIGNIFICANT DATES NOTABLE QUOTE FASCINATING FACTS PERSONAL PARTICULARS INDIVIDUAL BIO TAG APPROX. 11" TALL EACH IS DRESSED AS THEY DRESSED EDGAR ALLAN POE #0187 Il14229c))!@!]T 25 $13. 00 cdn $10.00
DETACHABLE ANDY WARHOL #0311 Il14229c))^^@[Q VINCENT VAN GOGH #0122 Il14229c))!!&VL FRIDA KAHLO #0056 Il14229c))!)@\R LEONARDO DA VINCI #0029 Il14229c))!!*]T CLAUDE MONET #0081 Il14229c))!!@[Q WOLFGANG AMADEUS MOZART MUSICAL #0083 Il14229c))!!#XN QE PLAYS “EINE KLEINE NACHTMUSIK!” LITTLE THINKERS 26 $10.00 / $13.00 cdn Musical Dolls $12.00 / $15.00 cdn Multiples of 2/style. PLAYS “MOONLIGHT SONATA”! LUDWIG VAN BEETHOVEN MUSICAL #0017 Il14229c))!!%\R CHARLIE CHAPLIN #0931 Il14229c))%$*XN QE PERFORMING & VISUAL ARTS STEM CHARLES DARWIN #0030 Il14229c))!)^ZP MARIE SKLODOWSKA CURIE #3559 Il14229c))#((VL ALBERT EINSTEIN #0035 Il14229c))!)#YO SIGMUND FREUD #0162 Il14229c))!)$VL NIKOLA TESLA #3558 Il14229c))$#!]T SOCRATES #0115 Il14229c))!)&WM PHILOSOPHY KARL MARX #0077 Il14229c))!!^YO
DETACHABLE AUTHORS & LITERATURE SHERLOCK HOLMES #0511 Il14229c))!#$]T EDGAR ALLAN POE #0187 Il14229c))!@!]T WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE #0099 Il14229c))!!)WM LITTLE THINKERS 27 $10.00 / $13.00 cdn Multiples of 2/style. HISTORY & POLITICS GEORGE WASHINGTON #3733 Il14229c))$@$?K ABRAHAM LINCOLN #0951 Il14229c))%^*VL BARACK OBAMA #0310 Il14229c))^^!+U MAHATMA GANDHI #0058 Il14229c))!)%]T RUTH BADER GINSBURG #5373 Il14229c))(%%+U ALEXANDER HAMILTON #4939 Il14229c))*^&ZP ROSIE THE RIVETER #5211 Il14229c))@%!WM BERNIE SANDERS #5578 Il14229c))!**VL POSEABLE ARMS! MICHELLE OBAMA #5530 Il14229c))@^^[Q HARRIET TUBMAN #5642 Il14229c))&^(WM FREDERICK DOUGLASS #5641 Il14229c))&^*ZP JAMES BALDWIN #5692 Il14229c))@$%VL
FREUDIAN SLIPPERS STUFFED PORTRAITS $16.00cdn $18.00 cdn $12.50 $14.50 MULTIPLES OF 2/STYLE. MULTIPLES OF 2/SIZE. SIZE VARIES BY STYLE; APPROX. 14" × 14" × 5". FRIDA KAHLO Artist. Acivist. Dreamer. #5412 Il14229c))&^&]T WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE Poet. Playwright. Dreamer. #5414 Il14229c))&()[Q ALBERT EINSTEIN Scientist. Humanist. Dreamer. #5411 Il14229c))&&)]T SIGMUND FREUD Psychoanalyst. Scientist. Dreamer. #5413 Il14229c))&%&+U FREUDIAN SLIPPERS Now you can really put your foot in it! Walk in the master’s footsteps with our patented built-in ‘sock-tongue’. Available in US sizes: SMALL (Women’s 6–9.5, Men’s 6–8) #0112 Il14229c))@#)\R MEDIUM (Women’s 10–11.5, Men’s 8.5–11) #0111 Il14229c))@#!YO LARGE (Women’s 12+, Men’s 11.5–14) #0110 Il14229c))@#@VL THEY ARE OPEN-MINDED FULLY TWEAK-ABLE NOSE EYEGLASSES — LIKE FREUD’S! — MAKE YOUR FEET LOOK SMART RIGHT EAR — JUST LIKE FREUD! LEFT EAR — JUST LIKE FREUD! PATENTED SOCK TONGUE™ TECHNOLOGY 28
FRIDA KAHLO
HAIR PINS
pins
pin
enamel accessories
length
UPG’s decorative Hair Pins tame your mane – but that’s all that’s tame about them! These flat
are crafted to hold all hair types in place. And they’re not just useful – they make an impression! These blissful
trios are colorful
with unexpected designs. Go ahead – show the world what’s on your mind! Approx. 2½" / 6 cm
Three distinctive hair pins pay tribute to the artist and her work! A Butterfly – a Parrot – and Frida – add life and glamor to your everyday style.
GREAT FLOWERS OF ART These Great Flowers of Art hair pins let you wear the works of three great artists – a van Gogh sunflower – a small white flower favored by O’Keeffe – one Monet water lily . So cultivated! #5704 Il14229c))*^$YO
ART Matisse’s Le chat aux poissons rouges , so bright, so calm ...was that a paw? Klee’s Cat gazes intently, intensely. Steinlen’s Chat Noir rules the roost. Playful. Beautiful. Great Cats of Art. #5779 Il50038c)%*$&?K NEW! 29 MULTIPLES OF 4/STYLE. $9. 50 cdn $8.00
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Set out the tea-things – Cup and Saucer –your favorite editions of Jane Austen , and wear your azure Evening Gown … in your hair –Swept up in a bun, decorated with hair pins. #5705 Il14229c))^*)?K
If you wear your hair macabre, a leering skull will deck a bob, A raven in a bun may grieve, as nevermore adorns your weave… #5710 Il14229c))%&)YO
Fall down the rabbit hole every day! Wear a pack of cards , Hatter’s hat , and the White Rabbit’s watch with these lovely Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland Hair Pins. #5774 Il50038c)%*$@ZP
When you wear Songbirds hair pins – a Northern Cardinal – an American Goldfinch – a Blue Jay – you will be inspired to take up birdwatching. #5711 Il14229c))%@&]T BIRDS OF PREY The Red-tailed Hawk soars, its cry fierce and hoarse. Watch a Peregrine Falcon dive (fastest creature alive). Great Horned Owl feathers are warm and soft, silent aloft. Far-sighted. Strong. Birds of Prey go for it! #5778 Il50038c)%*$^XN NEW! NEW!
WONDERLAND
SONGBIRDS
CEPHALOPODS
SHARKS
Cephalopods are blue-bloods with three hearts, and no one is more loyal than the tough-on-the-outside/softon-the-inside Nautilus , or the Squid and its capable tiny fins, or the Octopus with eight arms to throw around you reassuringly: “You can do it!” #5706 Il14229c))*^!XN
PLANETS Whether you gravitate toward astronomy or you like staring into space, Planets of the Solar System – Mars – Jupiter – Saturn – are three hair pins universally admired. #5709 Il14229c))%&%+U THE MOON HERE MEN FROM THE PLANET EARTH FIRST SET FOOT UPON THE MOON JULY 1969 A.D. “WE CAME IN PEACE FOR ALL MANKIND” (as it says on the plaque they left on the Moon!) #5775 Il50038c)%*$#WM
Choose a Dinosaur Look for Your Hair Stegosaurus plates and spikes: first Mohawk Triceratops frill or crest: early bouffant Tyrannosaurus rex : slicked back! shaved clean!
HAIR PINS 31 $8.00 / $9.50 cdn Approx. 2½" length Multiples of 4/style.
ROSS® Find your own style with Bob Ross , a miniature Artist Palette set up with colors, and his tiny muse – Peapod the pocket squirrel. Wear a little happy in your hair! #5777
NEW! NEW! NEW!
Feeling misunderstood? Maybe you’re just intense ( Great White Shark ), calm and levelheaded ( Hammerhead Shark ), or a gentle, easy-going beauty ( Whale Shark ). These Sharks get you. Respect. #5776 Il50038c)%*$$+U
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ENAMEL PINS Wear your heart on your sleeve — and inspiration on your lapel! Our line of colorful die-cast Enamel Pins features historical figures, cultural icons, and big ideas. They’re packaged in sets of two with rubber pin backs. ATTRACTIVE 3¼" × 4¼" HANGING DISPLAY CARD INSIDE AN ACETATE ENVELOPE TENACIOUS RUBBER PIN BACKS HOLD ON TIGHT BEST-SELLERS ROSIE THE RIVETER #5098 Il14229c))(!%XN FRIDA KAHLO #5091 Il14229c))()(WM BOB ROSS #5083 Il14229c))**^[Q 32 JAMES BALDWIN #5089 Il14229c))()&]T THE SCREAM #5214 Il14229c))@%$XN $9.00 cdn $7.50
ALBERT EINSTEIN
In theory, Albert Einstein and E = mc 2 show you have potential... you know, relatively. #5093 Il14229c))(!!ZP
CARL SAGAN
Carl Sagan sent the Golden Record aboard Voyager . No word yet from “advanced spacefaring civilizations in interstellar space.” #5080 Il14229c))**#ZP
NIKOLA TESLA
Nikola Tesla and his famous Tesla Coil — flash but not flashy. #5084 Il14229c))**&XN
MARIE SKLODOWSKA CURIE
Marie Sklodowska Curie coined the word “radioactive” and named the radium that gave the lab that special glow(-in-the-dark). #5309 Il14229c))(#!XN
CHARLES DARWIN
SQUID & WHALE
“It seemed not a whale … ‘What was it, Sir?’ said Flask. ‘The great live squid …’ ” — Moby Dick #5222 Il14229c))@^)YO
PLATONIC SOLIDS
Platonic Solids will show everyone you have many sides. Set of 5 (five) pins. #5313 Il14229c))@^@]T
MONTY PYTHON SPANISH INQUISITION
Nobody expects The Spanish Inquisition ! Our chief weapon is surprise – surprise and fear, fear and surprise... I’ll come in again. #5740 Il50038c)%*!@]T
MONTY PYTHON BLACK KNIGHT
King Arthur: ...you’ve got no arms left! The Black Knight : Yes, I have. #5742 Il50038c)%*!$WM
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T. REX NOW AND THEN T. rex and T. rex fossil — can you dig it? #5075
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keep
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JAMES BALDWIN
You and I are history . We carry our history. We act our history.” — James Baldwin #5089 Il14229c))()&]T
JANE AUSTEN
“One cannot have too large a party.” Or better companions than Jane Austen and her Novels #5088 Il14229c))*()XN
SYLVIA PLATH
Sylvia Plath struck on the precise metaphor: “sitting under the same glass bell jar .” #5220 Il14229c))@%*VL
EDGAR ALLAN POE
The Raven came to have a word with Edgar Allan Poe ... and you know what word that is. #5079 Il14229c))**@]T
KURT VONNEGUT
Always be Kurt Vonnegut and never be an * #5076 Il14229c))*&(]T
STURM UND DRANG
Sturm und Drang — it’s your nature. #5082 Il14229c))**%+U
SHERLOCK HOLMES
Sherlock Holmes was never without his trusty magnifying glass “It has long been an axiom of mine that the little things are infinitely the most important.” — A Case of Identity #5307 Il14229c))(@(?K
MAD HATTER
“It’s the stupidest tea-party I ever was at in all my life!” Invite the Mad Hatter and bring your Teacup #5096 Il14229c))(!#+U
ALICE
Alice found a bottle with a label that said “ DRINK ME ” and she did — would you? #5070 Il14229c))*$!ZP
MISTER ROGERS
Mister Rogers and Trolley can say to someone you like: “Won’t You Be My Neighbor”? #5097 Il14229c))(!$[Q
BILLIE HOLIDAY
Billie Holiday wore her heart on her sleeve and her ever-present white gardenia in her hair. #5305 Il14229c))(@*XN
P.T. BARNUM AND JUMBO
Legendary showman P.T. Barnum made an African elephant the star of the Barnum & Bailey Circus – and that’s how Jumbo became the most famous elephant in the world. #5370 Il14229c))(%@]T
ENAMEL PINS 34 $7.50 / $9.00 cdn Multiples of 4/style.
H.P. LOVECRAFT
H.P. Lovecraft and Cthulhu . Pals. #5218 Il14229c))@%%?K
THE SCREAM
I felt a gust of melancholy ” Edvard Munch said in his diary 22 January 1892 — but The Scream says it all. #5214 Il14229c))@%$XN
ANDY WARHOL
“I used to have the same lunch every day, for 20 years, I guess...” — Andy Warhol , about Soup #5086 Il14229c))**(\R
SALVADOR DALÍ
Salvador Dalí and his Melting Watch make your day more surreal. #5092 Il14229c))(!)]T
VINCENT VAN GOGH
These handsome enamel pins feature van Gogh beside a sunflower from an 1888 still life. #5085 Il14229c))***?K
PABLO PICASSO
Influential 20th Century artist Pablo Picasso never stopped exploring: “ I do not seek – I find. ” #5372 Il14229c))(%$WM
CLAUDE MONET
Impressionism was named for the Claude Monet painting, “Impression: Sunrise” but he’s famous for his Water Lily paintings. #5369 Il14229c))(%!VL
JUSTIN TRUDEAU
ANTHONY S. FAUCI
ENAMEL PINS 35 $7.50 / $9.00 cdn Multiples of 4/style.
Not your parents’ Trudeau ! (But it is your parents’ maple leaf .) Pas le Trudeau de tes parents! (Mais c’est la feuille d’érable de tes parents.) #5223 Il14229c))@#&[Q RUTH BADER GINSBURG Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg ’s opinion: “I dissent.” — Bush v. Gore 531 U.S. 98, 144 #5219 Il14229c))@%&YO ROSIE THE RIVETER Big job? Tough job? Impossible job? Rosie says, “ We Can Do It! ” #5098 Il14229c))(!%XN 19TH AMENDMENT These eye-catching 19th Amendment enamel pins pay tribute to the decadeslong struggle of the suffragists. #5546 Il14229c))@*(ZP
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Kahlo immortalized her pet Monkey in the self-portrait, “Fulang-Chang and I.”
paint your world the way you see it…” and Bob
the way
you
FRIDA KAHLO Frida
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Ross paints a Happy Little Tree
he sees it. #5083 Il14229c))**^[Q LEONARDO DA VINCI Leonardo da Vinci and his Vitruvian Man help
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There’s nothing like the satisfying click when a piece of the puzzle fits. The Unemployed Philosophers Guild invites you to join us over a ! JIGSAW PUZZLES 36 ACTUAL SIZE $12.50 cdn $9.25 1000 PIECES THAT CLICK (SNUG FIT!) LOW DUST MATTE FINISH/LOW GLARE A BRIEF HISTORY OF ART #5630 Il14229c))(^&WM GREAT FIRST LINES OF LITERATURE #5627 Il14229c))&@*+U MISTER ROGERS #5661 Il14229c))$(^\R BEST-SELLERS PUZZLE ART MINI POSTER INSIDE PUZZLE ART ON ALL 6 SIDES! 9" × 12 ½ " × 2" (23 × 32 × 5 cm ) jigsaw puzzle
FRIDA’S GARDEN
Spend time in Frida’s Garden in the flourishing company of lively animals, colorful blooms and lush succulents, green foliage… and that most mysterious of creatures, Diego. 19¾" × 27½" (50cm × 70cm) #5685
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MODERN ARTISTS
Courbet, Manet, Degas, Cézanne, and Klimt. Monet, Renoir, Cassatt, Gauguin, van Gogh. Bourgeois and Lichtenstein. Frankenthaler and Warhol. This jigsaw puzzle celebrates 70 formidable Modern Artists . (Feuds and models not included.)
19¾" × 27½" (50cm × 70cm) #5663
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A BRIEF HISTORY OF ART
From the Lascaux Cave paintings in prehistoric France… all the way to the Abstract end-of-the20th-century USA, now you can relive the history of Western Art in a single weekend! Each time you assemble UPG’s A Brief History of Art jigsaw puzzle, you receive an entire course in Art History in a mere fraction of the time! 11¾" × 35³⁄8 " (30cm × 90cm) #5630
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JIGSAW PUZZLES
$9.25 / $12.50 cdn Multiples of 2/style. NEW!
OF THE DINOSAURS
JIGSAW PUZZLES $9.25 / $12.50 cdn Multiples of 2/style. 38 MISTER ROGERS Spend time with UPG’s Mister Rogers Jigsaw Puzzle. You’ll enjoy dozens of colorful quotes and song lyrics, images of his iconic sweater and Trolley, as well as characters from the Neighborhood of Make-Believe. We’ve always wanted to have a neighbor just like him . 19¾" × 27½" (50cm × 70cm) #5661 Il14229c))$(^\R PRESIDENTIAL
The United States is a proud nation of individuals who want to RETURN TO NORMALCY and to vote FOR A NEW DEAL. Whether you proclaim I LIKE IKE or you like LBJ FOR THE USA, you’ll enjoy this colorful Presidential Campaign Slogans jigsaw puzzle. A collection of mottos and rallying cries, buttons and banners and badges – it’s for everyone who believes THIS IS OUR YEAR… isn’t that all of us? 19¾" × 27½" (50cm × 70cm) #5684 Il14229c))!#&+U AGE
Put together one side to see these terrible lizards come to life in their Mesozoic Era habitat – then take it apart and reassemble the dinosaur skeleton exhibit in your local museum. UPG’s Age of the Dinosaurs double-sided jigsaw puzzle is two puzzles in one for long-lasting fun! 11¾" × 35³⁄8 " (30cm × 90cm) #5686 Il14229c))!*@+U TWO PUZZLES IN ONE! FRONT BACK
CAMPAIGN SLOGANS
$9.25 / $12.50 cdn Multiples of 2/style.
JANE AUSTEN LITERARY LINES
Janeites, unite! The Unemployed Philosophers Guild has made this handsome jigsaw puzzle featuring Jane Austen’s works! Each quote is rendered by hand, charmingly filigreed, and ornamented to pleasing effect. You’ll lose yourself for hours in this captivating puzzle – a new way to surround yourself with Jane Austen’s words – her wit, her empathy, and her still-brilliant observations about a party. It’s genius.
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GREAT FIRST LINES OF LITERATURE
Great writers show how it’s done: with drama, humor, and wisdom. UPG’s Great First Lines of Literature jigsaw puzzle is as packed as the best kind of bookshelf with intriguing first lines from dozens of writers. Classic works – adventure, science fiction, romance, mystery –these wonderful quotes will draw you in for hours of engagement.
19¾" × 27½" (50cm × 70cm) #5627 Il14229c))&@*+U
SHAKESPEAREAN INSULTS
UPG’s formidable Shakespearean Insults Jigsaw Puzzle is more Shakespearean and more insulting than any other – with invective from every single play in which the Bard is known to have had a hand!
19¾" × 27½" (50cm × 70cm) #5664
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GEOLOGICAL TIME
Ah, nostalgia. Remember when trilobites were soooooo popular? Pangaea… now, there was a supercontinent. If you’re too young to recall the Devonian era, UPG’s beautiful Geological Time jigsaw puzzle has a timeline with layers of fossils and facts to help you put it all together.
11¾" × 35³⁄8 " (30cm × 90cm) #5629
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39 JIGSAW PUZZLES
Eidos is a beautiful card-matching game you can pick up and play!
Each deck has 73 cards, each with 9 different images.
While no 2 cards are the same, any 2 cards have only 1 image in common…but can you find it first?
Boxed set contains Eidos card deck, instruction book with rules for 7 different kinds of gameplay, and fold-out image gallery mini poster.
MULTIPLES OF 4. 40 EIDOS EIDOS – WHAT’S IN A NAME? είδος Eídos EIDOS noun ei·dos | \ `ī,däs, `ā,- \ Something that is seen or intuited; image, idea. Origin: Greek. $8.50 cdn $6.50 EIDOS DECK FOLD-OUT 11" × 17" (28 × 43 cm ) IMAGE GALLERY 73 ITEMS IDENTIFIED 4 ¼ " × 4" × 1½" (11×10.5 ×3.9 cm) INSTRUCTION BOOK RULES FOR 7 DIFFERENT KINDS OF GAMEPLAY
beautiful art pieces of genius. We have an EIDOS for ART. #5631 Il14229c))&(&ZP
and constellations, ancient star maps, astronomers, Space-Age rockets…dozens and dozens of images spanning our history as a species of adventurers –
to STEM and
images that will
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EIDOS IN SPACE Planets
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keep
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have an EIDOS on Space.
1. OPEN YOUR QUOTABLE NOTABLE 2. ADORN YOUR MESSAGE 3. TUCK INSIDE THE ENVELOPE 4. SEND OFF RIGHT AWAY! QUOTABLE NOTABLES The Unemployed Philosophers Guild does not believe in dashing off a thumb-typed text when you can send a handsome Quotable Notable card. Each one comes packaged in an acetate sleeve with a brief biography on the back, an envelope, and its own colorful sticker sheet filled with quotes, images, and greetings so you can customize your card. Give your thumbs a rest. BEST-SELLERS QUOTABLE NOTABLE MINI BIOGRAPHY ON BACK BLANK CARD — ADD YOUR GOOD WISHES AND OUR STICKERS 8 ¾ " × 4" STICKER SHEET LETTER-SIZED ENVELOPE FRIDA KAHLO #0218 Il14229c))#)^+U MISTER ROGERS #3885 Il14229c))@(!]T ANDY WARHOL #0939 Il14229c))%%^]T ROSIE THE RIVETER #0586 Il14229c))#%)WM WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE #0215 Il14229c))#!@?K EDGAR ALLAN POE #0209 Il14229c))#!!XN ALBERT EINSTEIN #0204 Il14229c))#))\R Browse Quotable Notable cards by category: History & Politics · Performing & Visual Arts · Authors & Literature Wonderland · STEM · Philosophy · World Religions · Star Trek™ BOB ROSS® #5301 Il14229c))(@^+U VINCENT VAN GOGH #0210 Il14229c))#!#\R RUTH BADER GINSBURG #5596 Il14229c))&@)XN SPOCK #4580 Il14229c))@@$[Q ROSA PARKS #2223 Il14229c)@@@#\R 41 $2.50cdn $1.75
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NOTEBOOKS BEST-SELLERS COMIC NOTE BOOK #3581 Il14229c))$$&+U WONDERLAND PASSPORT #1473 Il14229c))^$^[Q STARGAZING #3394 Il14229c))@@!ZP STAR TREK™ CAPTAIN’S LOG #4520 Il14229c))&*$ZP` The Unemployed Philosophers Guild makes dozens of pocket Notebooks to keep you organized and inspired. Your ideas deserve better than a boring white pad – so give them a launch pad! High-quality 120 gsm paper. BOTANY #5363 Il14229c))*)&VL ENTOMOLOGY #5423 Il14229c))$&(?K SPINNING COUNTERTOP NOTEBOOK DISPLAY #4045 SEE PAGE 93 Il14229c)$)$%XN COUNTERTOP NOTEBOOK DISPLAY #3104 SEE PAGE 93 Il14229c)#!)$]T $2. 50 cdn $2.00 45
BIRDWATCHING
A FIELD NOTEBOOK
CAMPING
$2.00 / $2.50 cdn NOTEBOOKS 46 Multiples of 6/style. 48 pp.
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NATURALIST’S
This friendly green notebook has plenty of room to record field notes in the wild or grocery lists and errands when you return to civilization. Bonus botanical charts and guides! #5363 Il14229c))*)&VL
Fledgling enthusiasts and eagle-eyed experts love this handsome and handy notebook with bonus features: learn bird-counting notation, identify migration routes and two dozen species! #5702 Il14229c))(@!YO BOTANY
A
NOTEBOOK
You care deeply – about rocks and minerals, plate tectonics and volcanos. This notebook has special rock ID features and plenty of room for field observations. (GEOLOGY. It’s big.) #5583 Il14229c))&!%+U
of room for field
and features
ENTOMOLOGY –A NATURALIST’S NOTEBOOK This notebook has plenty
observations
to help you identify these elegant, intricate species. (ENTOMOLOGY. It’s the little things.) #5423 Il14229c))$&(?K
packing
Jot down a few notes while you’re enjoying the weather or document new cloud types with bonus cloudspotting charts and guides. #3886 Il14229c))@@&\R Full Size 5" × 7" #4626 $3.00 / $4.50 cdn Il14229c))*$^?K
We’ve started your
list – what to keep, what to leave, how to plan. UPG’s Camping Notebook is loaded with useful guides and charts you’ll need for your next expedition. #5422 Il14229c))%^)ZP CLOUDSPOTTING
NOTEBOOKS 47 $2.00 / $2.50 cdn Multiples of 6/style. 48 pp. COMIC NOTE BOOK A handy cartoonist’s notebook, perfect for capturing all your fresh POW! ZIP! BOING! ideas. #3581 Il14229c))$$&+U MINI MASTERPIECES A handy artist’s notebook with page borders of classic frames for studies, details, or miniature masterpieces. #3582 Il14229c))$%$\R MUSIC UPG’s Music notebook has pages of staves so you can launch right into the composition of your magnum opus …or just make a few notes. #3806 Il14229c))#@(]T GREAT GAMES! The Great Games! notebook fits in your pocket and entertains for hours without batteries, WiFi, or fancy equipment. All you need is a pen or pencil to play. Three game formats (squares, dots, and hexes) and easy-tofollow rules for several games. PENMANSHIP A notebook to brush up on your penmanship or to practice your new skills. #5321 Il14229c))@*%\R UPG NOTEBOOK Our pocket notebook features crucial data and gridded pages festooned with UPG’s March of Progress. #2964 Il14229c)@(^$+U CANADA PASSPORT After every election, one party always threatens to head for the Great White North. This Canada Passport notebook is filled with entertaining facts and features the disappointed voter needs... #5015 HELL PASSPORT Flames lick the ruled pages where you may record your sins or meetings with famous denizens. #1465 Il14229c))^$&XN Full Size 5" × 7" #4373 $3.00 / $4.50 cdn Il14229c))&$#WM Full Size 5" × 7" #3951 $3.00 / $4.50 cdn Il14229c))@(@ZP
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STAR TREK™ CAPTAIN’S LOG
A handy logbook with charts, inspirational quotes, and room for the many observations you’ll make on your five-year mission.
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STAR TREK™ STAR FLEET MEDICAL NOTEBOOK
This handy Star Trek™ Starfleet Medical Notebook features a guide to medical conditions from far-flung galaxies, milestones in Starfleet Medical History (from all the series), and inspiring quotes from preeminent Starfleet Medical Officers. #5731 Il50038c)%*)@+U
THE MOON PASSPORT
The Moon Passport notebook has plenty of pages to keep track of your missions on Earth. Bonus fold-out extras, including moon phases, glossary, maps, and charts! #5357 Il14229c))($!WM
STAR TREK™ ENGINEERING
A useful pocket notebook with Phaser, Fleet Communicator, and Tricorder schematics for reference – and plenty of room to record your concepts, data, and inventions.
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STARGAZING
A beautiful little notebook with constellation maps, lunar guides, and a tear-out simple astrolabe so you can chart the revolutions of the heavenly spheres and make note of its wonders. #3394
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MARS PASSPORT
Dress for the climate (see Travelers Tips). Each gridded page features landscape of the Red Planet. #2221 Il14229c)@@@!XN NOTEBOOKS 48
PASSPORT
SHERLOCK HOLMES
THE NEIGHBORHOOD OF MAKE-BELIEVE PASSPORT
NOTEBOOKS 49 Multiples of 6/style. 48 pp. $2.00 / $2.50 cdn NEVERLAND
Wendy flies across every ruled page with “the only boy on the island who could neither write nor spell.” #1590 Il14229c))^$*?K OZ PASSPORT The Scarecrow, the Tin Woodman, and the Cowardly Lion go with you through ruled pages all the way home! #1471 Il14229c))^$(\R WONDERLAND
The White Rabbit blows three blasts on the trumpet and a pack of cards whirls around the ruled pages. Wonderful! #1473 Il14229c))^$^[Q
PASSPORT
A useful notebook where you can jot down clues to a mystery! #3393 Il14229c))$!&WM HUNDRED ACRE
Now fans of A.A. Milne’s original classic Winnie-the-Pooh can write a Clever Idea or a Clever Plan in this Hundred Acre Wood notebook. #5763 Il50038c)%##!YO
WOOD PASSPORT
This pocket-size notebook features Travelers Tips
Mister Rogers and
passport
a place for your picture and room to
and contact
could
the lyrics of important songs or
gift
you
NEW!
from
a
on the inside cover with
write your name
information. You
use it to compose
for writing about a very good feeling. It’s a
that says, “I like you just the way
are!”
$2.00 / $2.50 cdn NOTEBOOKS 50 Multiples of 6/style. 48 pp. PAN AM TRAVELER’S NOTEBOOKS Vintage invitations – friendly destinations – Pan Am travel poster images – to whet your wandering imagination! Pan Am Traveler’s Notebooks , feature original mid-century Pan Am art, evoking the era of the “Flying Clipper” – when air travel held the prospect of glamor, excitement, and adventure. Each charming design still beckons you to visit. SCANDINAVIA #5727 Il14229c))&@@\R ITALY #5728 Il14229c))*!^XN AUSTRALIA & NEW ZEALAND #5730 Il14229c))*^%VL HONG KONG #5729 Il14229c))*$*YO LONDON #5726 Il14229c))&!$WM PANAMA #5725 Il14229c))!$$\R PARIS #5757 Il50038c)%*@%]T WASHINGTON, D.C. #5759 Il50038c)%*@&WM NEW YORK #5758 Il50038c)%*@^ZP HAWAII #5760 Il50038c)%*@*+U MEXICO #5761 Il50038c)%*@([Q AFRICA #5762 Il50038c)%*#)WM NEW! NEW! NEW! NEW! NEW! NEW!
STAR TREK™ #4427 Il14229c))(&&VL STICKY NOTE BOOKLETS WONDERLAND #2781 Il14229c)@&*!WM MISTER ROGERS’ NEIGHBORHOOD #3820 Il14229c))@@^?K UPG’s
DOZENS OF NOTES IN EACH BOOKLET PACKAGED IN POP BOXES OF 6 APPROX. 3" × 4" (NOTE SIZES VARY) BEST-SELLERS EVERY STICKY NOTE BOOKLET FEATURES INDIVIDUAL NOTE DESIGNS BOB ROSS® THE JOY OF PAINTING #5004 Il14229c))*(%]T $4. 50 cdn $3.75 51
handy, eye-catching Sticky Note Booklets hold dozens and dozens of notes and page markers with individual designs. They’re better than a memo pad and more fun than those oh-sosquare ordinary sticky notes.
STICKY NOTE BOOKLETS 52 $3.75 / $4.50 cdn Multiples of 6/style. WONDERLAND #2781 Il14229c)@&*!WM STAR TREK™ #4427 Il14229c))(&&VL MONTY PYTHON’S FLYING STICKY NOTES #3048 Il14229c))!^*XN BIGFOOT NOTES #5230 Il14229c))@!%YO THE WONDERFUL WIZARD OF OZ #4737 Il14229c))*(@\R MISTER ROGERS’ NEIGHBORHOOD #3820 Il14229c))@@^?K
STICKY NOTE BOOKLETS 53 $3.75 / $4.50 cdn Multiples of 6/style. BOB ROSS® THE JOY OF PAINTING #5004 Il14229c))*(%]T FRIDA KAHLO “REFLECTIONS” #0529 Il14229c))$*(+U FREUDIAN SLIPS #0114 Il14229c))$$@YO MUCH ADO ABOUT NOTHINGS #0533 Il14229c))%!*[Q SCREAM NOTES #5754 Il50038c)%*@@\R JANE AUSTEN #5755 Il50038c)%*@#YO NEW! NEW!
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THE PULP TAROT
Tarot decks were 15th century playing cards – later tools for divination. Pulp magazines peaked with Depression-era longing for escapism – living on in modern forms and genres. Both Pulp and Tarot are sources of stories that stir primal responses – love and bravery, fear and happiness, suspense and surprise – to give us a chance to reimagine ourselves. The Pulp Tarot recasts the Tarot deck with characters from the history of pulp illustration. Each member of this new ensemble brings a fresh POV, unexpected insight... What thrilling sense of discovery will this unique collection bring to your narrative? #5735 Il50038c)%*)&YO
BOOKSHELF-WORTHY BOXED SET! FAST-PACED INSTRUCTION BOOK DESCRIBES EVERY CARD IN DRAMATIC DETAIL ! HARD-BOILED MINOR ARCANA! 78 SENSATIONAL CARDS! MULTIPLES OF 4. THE PULP TAROT 55 $11.75 cdn $8.75 THRILLING MAJOR ARCANA!
ZIPPER BAGS $8.00 cdn $6.00 ALCHEMY BAG #5323 Il14229c))@^$WM #5380 Il14229c))(@&[Q BEST-SELLERS FRIDA KAHLO #5399 Il14229c))(^$VL TAROT BAG #5696 Il14229c))$*$YO 56 Everybody needs a home-away-from-home for their super-important stuff, so reach for UPG’s roomy, sturdy Zipper Bags: • Stash a spare leash for the dog park • Lug your lock for your Pilates locker • Carry coupons for the car wash • Rescue your kid’s loose crayons • Is your package of Swedish fish swimming around in your purse? Save them! • Grab your vitamins and favorite teabags on the way to work We make the perfect pouches, loaded with features… ZIPPER BAGS ARE 5" × 9 " — COMPACT YET ROOMY! HOLDS: • PENS AND PENCILS • BRUSHES AND SHADOWS • SNACKS AND MORE SNACKS INTERIOR POCKET FOR YOUR ID, CREDIT CARD, OR BUS PASS EACH BAG HAS AN INDIVIDUAL HANG TAG FACTS AND FEATURES AND FASCINATING READING CONTACT INFORMATION IN CASE BAG SEEKS ADVENTURES ABROAD HANG TAG FOLDS AND FITS IN THE INTERIOR POCKET STAYS OPEN FOR BUSINESS ON YOUR DESK, WORKBENCH, OR COUNTERTOP. THEN ZIP IT UP AND ZIP OFF! HANDY HANG LOOP 100% COTTON BAG
PAN AM BAG
Whether you’re headed out of town or overseas, this Pan Am Zipper Bag is just the ticket. Rome! Tokyo! Copenhagen! This handsome pouch features vintage baggage tags to intriguing destinations – and holds everything you’ll need on hand for your next great adventure. #5756
JANE AUSTEN BAG
The Jane Austen bag is just the place to keep all the small things you need: a bottle of ink and a pen, a stack of letters tied with a ribbon, a needle and thread. This pouch is for those who recognize that the small is not inevitably the trivial. #5324
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FRIDA KAHLO
Every creative act is a self-portrait of a sort, so carry all your supplies and inspirations in this Frida bag and let the master artist remind you to paint your own reality. #5399
SHAKESPEAREAN INSULTS BAG
Be not one who may be called a leathern jerkin, crystal-button, notpated, agate-ring… (shudder). Once thing’s for certain: the Bard had a way with words. If you find yourself in a battle of wits, arm yourself! Procure a Shakespearean Insults zipper bag to hold your yellow stockings and hold your garters or hold your tongue. #5380
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ZIPPER BAGS 57 $6.00 / $8.00 cdn
Same artwork front and back unless noted.
FRONT BACK
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ALCHEMY BAG
The Alchemy bag is covered with beautiful and mysterious alchemical imagery to remind you it’s important to keep experimenting. Holds lead, gold, and all the necessities for your transformation. It’s the perfect accessory for the person of substance. #5323 Il14229c))@^$WM
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TAROT BAG
UPG’s wondrous Tarot Bag is bedecked (!) with images from the classic Rider Waite tarot deck. Whether you need a fascinating pouch to carry your own cards or a zipper bag to hold your fortune, you’ll agree – it’s divine. Zipper bag is 5"×9" with a 2" gusset so it stands at the ready! #5696
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YOGA BAG
The Yoga bag features original drawings to illustrate 15 poses. For those who believe practice makes practiced. Namaste. #5322 Il14229c))%@@XN FRONT
MISTER ROGERS BAG
The Mister Rogers zipper bag is a special place to keep your special things. It’s special on the inside with plenty of room and a little pocket for your ID cards. It’s special on the outside with images of Trolley, X the Owl, King Friday XIII, other citizens of the Neighborhood of MakeBelieve – and Mister Rogers, himself! It’s a pouch for your pencils with quotes to remind everyone You are special! #5738
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58 ZIPPER BAGS $6.00 / $8.00 cdn Multiples of 4/style. Same artwork front and back unless noted.
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PASTA BAG
Our tasty Pasta bag includes Pellegrino Artusi’s classic 1891 recipe for Salsa di Pomodoro (Tomato Sauce). Buon appetito! Buon accessorio! #5327
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WEED BAG
Grass. Hemp. Hay. Bud. Forage. Herb. Why all the euphemisms? We’re all adults here. “Weed” is just another word for “plant” …a righteous, righteous plant. Our 100% cotton zip-up Weed bag honors these beautiful yet misunderstood works of nature. #5398
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BOB ROSS® BAG
If you’re a fan of Bob Ross and you love The Joy of Painting – this is your bag. On one side: the 13 colors he used most (so you can load your palette the way he did!) On the other side: an encouraging quote and art from a characteristic painting (to keep you inspired!) The colorful tag features facts about Bob Ross , his favorite “wet on wet” technique, and his place in art history. This beautiful pouch is fully-lined and has an inner card pocket. It’s just the place to stow your brushes! #5737
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With their unglazed porcelain and handmade feel, T*Lights add a fascinating glow to any décor. *Transforming Lights
Right out of the box, T*Lights are COOL design elements.
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Transforming Tea Light Holders $8.75cdn $7.00
As a lit tea light WARMS the porcelain, beautiful images are slowly revealed. Full transformation may take up to 20 minutes. (Tea light not included.) Compliments will be glowing. 2 3 ⁄ 8" dia. × 4" tall / 6cm × 10cm
CONSTELLATIONS
It’s never too early for stars to be out. Armchair star-gazers will spot familiar figures among the spangle of stars. When the candle has warmed the porcelain, 11 favorite Constellations appear. #5666 Il14229c))(#^]T
GREAT NUDES
People change… out of their garb and back to a state of nature. Light a candle and when things heat up, it’s just a matter of time until Great Nudes from art masterpieces are unveiled. #5668 Il14229c))(%*?K
BIRDS ON A WIRE
Black and white silhouettes perch on wires. Drop in a lit candle and be patient until the distinctive field marks and hues of 18 colorful species of Birds are revealed. #5667 Il14229c))(%)YO
MYSTERIOUS SEA
Our Mysterious Sea T*Lights heat-transforming candle holders can change your perspective. Cold, they feature silhouettes of two ships calmly sailing over dark seas. But when you drop in a lit tea light or votive candle, the porcelain warms to slowly reveal two of the ocean’s biggest mysteries… #5676 Il14229c))!*&YO
DRAGONFLY
UPG’s eye-catching Dragonfly
are (two) heat-transforming works of art. When the porcelain is cool, the dark design elements take prominence; drop a lit tea light or votive into the candle holder and the heat will gradually draw out dragonflies in the colors of Tiffany glass. #5687 Il14229c))!*#[Q
BUTTERFLIES
The flame of a tea light brings about mysterious processes. Bit by bit, there’s a flutter of color, a glimpse of pattern, and 17 classic illustrations of Butterflies emerge after their metamorphosis. #5669 Il14229c))(%(\R
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61 T*LIGHTS $7.00 / $8.75 cdn Multiples
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The Unemployed Philosophers Guild has created these unscented Secular Saints candles for our unenlightened times. The portrait of a cultural luminary appears on the front of the votive, and there are special features beautifully rendered on the reverse. They are guaranteed to grant your desires (“I need romantic lighting”) and aid the powerless (“I need light until the power comes back on”).
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SECULAR SAINTS BEST-SELLERS FRIDA KAHLO #3291 Il14229c)))!!WM EDGAR ALLAN POE #4562 Il14229c))((@YO
RICH COLOR PORTRAIT SAINT’S NAME PATRONAGE SAINT’S DAY (BIRTHDAY) INDIVIDUAL “PRAYER” TO INSPIRE AND ENLIGHTEN CALLIGRAPHIC LETTERING FINE PAPER WITH EMBOSSED DETAILS 2" DIAMETER 8" TALL BURN TIME UP TO 80 HOURS ILLUMINATED WITH GOLD FOIL MADE IN THE
$8.50 cdn $6.25 COUNTERTOP SECULAR SAINTS CANDLE DISPLAY #3804 SEE PAGE 93 Il14229c)#*)$\R FREDDIE MERCURY #5418 Il14229c))&(!XN RUTH BADER GINSBURG #5645 Il14229c))*)@[Q HARRIET TUBMAN #5225 Il14229c))@#(?K 62
SECULAR SAINTS 63 $6.25 / $8.50 cdn Multiples of 6/style. JOHN LENNON #4282 Il14229c))%(@[Q FREDDIE MERCURY #5418 Il14229c))&(!XN BILLIE HOLIDAY #4736 Il14229c))*%#]T SALVADOR DALÍ #3473 Il14229c))$@&VL FRIDA KAHLO #3291 Il14229c)))!!WM BOB ROSS #5713 Il50038c)%*@!?K
SECULAR SAINTS 64 $6.25 / $8.50 cdn Multiples of 6/style. ABRAHAM LINCOLN #3314 Il14229c))$@^YO HARRIET TUBMAN #5225 Il14229c))@#(?K JANE AUSTEN #4280 Il14229c))%()WM JAMES BALDWIN #4734 Il14229c))*%!YO EDGAR ALLAN POE #4562 Il14229c))((@YO TONI MORRISON #5749 Il50038c)%*!(\R WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE #3307 Il14229c))$!([Q
SECULAR SAINTS 65 $6.25 / $8.50 cdn Multiples of 6/style. NIKOLA TESLA #4283 Il14229c))%(^YO CARL SAGAN #4735 Il14229c))*%@VL ELEANOR ROOSEVELT #5224 Il14229c))@#*XN CHARLES DARWIN #3325 Il14229c))!$*ZP ALBERT EINSTEIN #2933 Il14229c)@(##ZP RUTH BADER GINSBURG #5645 Il14229c))*)@[Q
FERTILE MINDS 66 $7.75 cdn $6.00 UPG’s handsome Fertile Minds ceramic planter pots can hold a mini flowerpot — or drop in a handful of small stones, fill with potting soil, and plant a seed. Go on, make the world more cultivated. Approx. 2" dia. × 3" tall / 5cm × 7.5cm Easy care (wipe with a damp cloth) SIGMUND FREUD The Sigmund Freud planter pot holds a small cactus (for when you’re feeling prickly). Of course, you could always cultivate aromatic herbs if you prefer headier stuff. #5537 Il14229c))@&!?K EDGAR ALLAN POE “An immortal instinct, deep within the spirit of man, is thus, plainly, a sense of the Beautiful. ” This Fertile Minds planter pot in the image of Edgar Allan Poe will bring mystery and beauty to your home. It’s genius. #5584 Il14229c))&!^[Q Fertile Minds planter pots shown with suggestions for plantings. Soil, moss, flowers, and succulents not included. DISPLAY CARD INCLUDED
FRIDA KAHLO
In Casa Azul (Blue House), her Mexico City home, Frida Kahlo surrounded herself with all things lavish and marvelous — including the animals she loved and the botanical wonders that interposed themselves into her paintings and famous self-portraits. Don’t wait for beauty. Start a seedling in your Fertile Minds planter pot with the image of Frida and transform your home. #5536 Il14229c))@&)XN
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE
Wm. Shakespeare ’s imagination brought us “a rose by any other name” and now he can grow your kitchen herbs. (Will might suggest marjoram, thyme, rosemary, mints…) #5533 Il14229c))@$&ZP
LUDWIG VAN BEETHOVEN
Want to add a dash of drama to your décor? This miniature bust of Ludwig van Beethoven will give your music room a little dun dun dun DUNNNNNNN! #5585 Il14229c))!*)ZP
ALBERT EINSTEIN
Albert Einstein , the later-life vegetarian, is now a smart ceramic décor accent. It’s the perfect place to plant a lovely little Mammillaria elongata 'Cristata' — you know, a brain cactus. #5534 Il14229c))@$^]T
VINCENT VAN GOGH
JANE AUSTEN
This charming Jane Austen planter pot makes a cozy addition to your nightstand or a sunny windowsill. What would make the winter melt faster than growing Sweet William from seed and then transplanting to your window box? #5539 Il14229c))@&#YO
It’s true: “great things are not done just by impulse, but are a series of small things put together.” This Vincent van Gogh ceramic planter pot will add an artistic touch to your workspace or your home — perhaps in The Bedroom #5538 Il14229c))@&@\R
FERTILE MINDS 67 $6.00 / $7.75 cdn
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MINTS BEST-SELLERS MISTER ROGERS’ ENCOURAGEMINTS #4230 Il14229c))@@@WM UPG’s collection of super-strong Mints give your day a burst of flavor.You’ll always want to have a few of these sensational little sensations close at hand. Our clever little tins click shut and drop discretely into your pocket or purse. Go ahead – offer a mint so entertaining, it won’t even seem like a hint! EMPOWERMINTS #0949 Il14229c))%^&YO RETIREMINTS #2102 Il14229c))&#)WM 1 ¾" × 1 ¾" × ½" PACKAGED IN POP BOXES OF 12 $2. 50 cdn $1.75 MINTS MADE IN THE U.S.A. VEGAN SUGARFREE BOB ROSS® HAPPY LITTLE MINTS #4960 Il14229c))*^(+U 68 LARGE MINT DISPLAY #0139 SEE PAGE 93 Il14229c))^%%]T SMALL MINT DISPLAY #0193 SEE PAGE 93 Il14229c))^%^ZP STAR TREK™ DILITHIUM CRYSTALS #4363 Il14229c))^#%?K
JANE AUSTEN’S PRIDE AND PEPPERMINTS PEPPERMINT #5626 Il14229c))&@$VL SHAKESPEARMINTS SPEARMINT #0008 Il14229c))))^]T NIKOLA TESLA’S EXPERIMINTS PEPPERMINT #2978 Il14229c))#*&]T RAPTOR AFTER-DINNER MINTS PEPPERMINT #5697 Il14229c))%)@ZP EINSTEIN’S RELATIVELY STRONG MINTS PEPPERMINT #0315 Il14229c))^^%\R MINTS 69 $1.75 Multiples of 24/style. STAR TREK™ DILITHIUM CRYSTALS PINK PEPPERMINT #4363 Il14229c))^#%?K PALE BLUE DOTS BLUE PEPPERMINT #5417 Il14229c))&(@?K STAR TREK™ TRIBBLE KIBBLE PEPPERMINT #5733 Il50038c)%*)%?K TELL-TALE MINTS PEPPERMINT #5528 Il14229c))^($\R
BOB ROSS® HAPPY LITTLE MINTS PEPPERMINT #4960 Il14229c))*^(+U MISTER ROGERS’ ENCOURAGEMINTS PEPPERMINT #4230 Il14229c))@@@WM MINTS 70 $1.75 / $2.50 cdn Multiples of 24/style. EMPOWERMINTS PEPPERMINT #0949 Il14229c))%^&YO RUTH BADER GINSBURG’S JUDGMINTS PEPPERMINT #5332 Il14229c))@#%WM RETIREMINTS PEPPERMINT #2102 Il14229c))&#)WM AFTER THERAPY MINTS PEPPERMINT #0009 Il14229c))))%VL ENLIGHTENMINTS PEPPERMINT #0038 Il14229c))))!XN ALICE’S ENCHANTMINTS PEPPERMINT #0615 Il14229c)))@@]T
LIP BALM Lip Balms from The Unemployed Philosophers Guild are delicious, highquality concoctions wrapped up in fetching and fun-to-read packages. Lively in your shop display — lovely when you get them home — each one is a useful, flavorful accessory for pocket, purse, or backpack. $2.50cdn $1.75 FREUD’S ORAL FIXATION #5319 Il14229c))(#$YO ATTRACTIVE 3 ½" × 4 ½" BLISTER PACK READY TO DISPLAY CULTURAL ICON PROTECTS YOUR LIPS AGAINST THE ELEMENTS (NOT LEAD OR MENDELEVIUM, OF COURSE — WE WERE THINKING MORE LIKE WIND AND COLD) FILLED WITH LOTS OF GOOD STUFF! MADE WITH ALL-NATURAL, ENVIRONMENTALLY-FRIENDLY INGREDIENTS MISSING LOTS OF BAD STUFF! EYE-CATCHING DESIGN NET WT. .15 OZ. (4.25 G) Take a look at the recipe: ORGANIC ingredients REAL flavors you like NO butylthis, parathat, or methylwhatever NO mineral oil NO battery acid NO truth serum that makes you confess, “Boss, that haircut makes you look like an eel.” MADE IN THE U.S.A. BEST-SELLERS STIFF UPPER LIP BALM #5366 Il14229c))!$(WM ALICE IN WONDERLAND CURIOUSER AND CURIOUSER #5402 Il14229c))%((ZP 71 READ MY LIP BALM POE’S RAVEN #5746 Il50038c)%*!*?K WITH IMPORTED INGREDIENTS
FRIDA KAHLO’S ON THE LIPS OF DREAMS citrus #5316 Il14229c))@&&WM FREUD’S ORAL FIXATION eucalyptus mint #5319 Il14229c))(#$YO JANE AUSTEN’S FINEST BALM peppermint #5318 Il14229c))@&([Q ALICE IN WONDERLAND CURIOUSER AND CURIOUSER citrus #5402 Il14229c))%((ZP CALAMITY JANE’S LEGENDARY LIP ELIXIR eucalyptus mint #5543 Il14229c))@&%]T O-BALM-A peppermint #5338 Il14229c))(#(+U ROSIE THE RIVETER’S HARD-WORKING LIP BALM peppermint #5367 Il14229c))!%!ZP 9-HOOK DISPLAY #5103 SEE PAGE 93 Il14229c))(@)\R 24-HOOK SPINNING DISPLAY #5354 SEE PAGE 93 Il14229c))($)ZP LIP BALM 72 $1.75 / $2.50 cdn Multiples of 12/style.
LIP BALM 73 $1.75 / $2.50 cdn Multiples of 12/style. WM. SHAKESPEARE’S MIDSUMMER NIGHT’S BALM cherry #5317 Il14229c))*)%\R ALBERT EINSTEIN’S FAMOUS FORMULA FOR THE LIPS unflavored #5368 Il14229c))#($[Q STIFF UPPER LIP BALM peppermint #5366 Il14229c))!$(WM ROMEO & JULIET Pear of star-cross’d lovers flavor UNDER THE WRAPPER : Shakespeare’s Romeo and Juliet (balcony scene excerpt) #5743 Il50038c)%*!%+U JABBERWOCKY Looking-Glass Eucalyptus Mint flavor UNDER THE WRAPPER : Lewis Carroll’s Jabberwocky (entire poem) #5744 Il50038c)%*!^[Q POE’S RAVEN Chilling Peppermint flavor UNDER THE WRAPPER : Edgar Allan Poe’s The Raven (poem excerpt) #5746 Il50038c)%*!*?K Under each clever label of UPG’s Read My Lip Balm is a literary wonder under wraps. Unroll the wrapper to read a little poetry, a little whimsey, a little drama – and savor the work of a favorite writer whenever you reapply. BACK OF CARD HIGHLIGHTS THE REVEAL PEEL & REVEAL
FOAM SWEET FOAM BEST-SELLERS URANUS SOAP #4522 Il14229c))&&*YO LADY MACBETH’S GUEST SOAP #4438 Il14229c))&%%ZP VAN GOGH’S SUNFLOWER SOAP #4432 Il14229c))(*#WM Made with glycerine and a blend of shea butter, cocoa butter, olive oil, and grapeseed oil. Our smooth and creamy soaps are French triple milled to make them long-lasting. 1½" × 2¼" × 1" PACKAGED IN POP BOXES OF 8 2 OZ. (56G) MADE IN THE U.S.A. WE CAN WASH IT! #4523 Il14229c))(((XN NOT TESTED ON ANIMALS 74 THE JOY OF BATHING WITH BOB ROSS® #5333 Il14229c))(#&ZP KATSUHIKA HOKUSAI’S THE GREAT WAVE BATH SOAP #5581 Il14229c))^(*ZP JEAN-LUC PICARD’S MAKE IT SOAP #5420 Il14229c))%&(\R EVERY SOAP HAS A NOVEL STAMP WE WILL WASH YOU #5701 Il14229c))%@%YO $2.50cdn $1.75
FRIDA’S FRAGRANT BATH BAR passionflower, olive oil #4433 Il14229c))(*$+U
VAN GOGH’S SUNFLOWER SOAP sunflower, lavender #4432 Il14229c))(*#WM
ANDY’S 15 MINUTES OF FOAM lavender, chamomil e #4439 Il14229c))(*(YO
JACQUESLOUIS DAVID’S LA MORT DE MARAT BATH SOAP honey and oatmeal [exfoliating] #5522 Il14229c))^(&]T
KATSUHIKA HOKUSAI’S THE GREAT WAVE BATH SOAP garden cucumber, olive oil #5581 Il14229c))^(*ZP
AUGUSTE RENOIR’S THE GREAT BATHERS BATH SOAP lavender #5521 Il14229c))!()YO
EDGAR DEGAS’ THE TUB BATH SOAP lavender #5526 Il14229c))&!&XN
VENUS BEAUTY BAR fresh milk, cocoa butter #4733 Il14229c))*%)\R
BATHSHEBA SOAP fresh milk, cocoa butter #5671 Il14229c))&^)+U
AND JESUS WASHED almond, cocoa butter #4411 Il14229c))(&!+U
FOAM SWEET FOAM 75 $1.75 / $2.50 cdn Multiples of 8/style.
FOAM SWEET FOAM 76 $1.75 / $2.50 cdn Multiples of 8/style. ALICE’S TINY LITTLE HAND SOAP floral, cocoa butter #4440 Il14229c))&%^WM WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE’S BARD OF SOAP fresh milk, cocoa butter #5039 Il14229c))()![Q JANE AUSTEN BATH SOAP lavender #4732 Il14229c))*$(VL LADY MACBETH’S GUEST SOAP fresh milk, cocoa butter #4438 Il14229c))&%%ZP WIFE OF BATH SOAP lusty lemon verbena #5041 Il14229c))()#?K WINNIE-THEPOOH’S HUNNY SOAP honey and oatmeal, exfoliating #5785 Il50038c)%*%!\R MONTY PYTHON’S LUMBERJACK SOAP fresh-cut timber #5651 Il14229c))*%$ZP NEW! MONTY PYTHON’S FOOT SOAP honey and oatmeal, exfoliating #5649 Il14229c))*$)]T THE JOY OF BATHING WITH BOB ROSS® honey and oatmeal, exfoliating #5333 Il14229c))(#&ZP MISTER ROGERS’ BATH SOAP fresh milk, cocoa butter #4846 Il14229c))*(#YO
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YOGA SOAP cucumber, olive oil #5040 Il14229c))()@XN
BIRD BATH SOAP bayberry #5703 Il14229c))%@^VL
KITTEN BATH SOAP honey and oatmeal, exfoliating #5038 Il14229c))())+U
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URANUS SOAP unscented #4522 Il14229c))&&*YO EINSTEIN’S
almond, cocoa butter #4410 Il14229c))(&)WM
FOAM SWEET FOAM 77 $1.75 / $2.50 cdn Multiples of 8/style.
METEOR SHOWER SOAP honey and oatmeal, exfoliating #5226 Il14229c))@!$\R
JEAN-LUC PICARD’S MAKE IT SOAP Earl Grey, spice #5420 Il14229c))%&(\R
SPOCK SOAP peppermint aloe, exfoliating #5673 Il14229c))*!(YO
ALOE-SAURUS JURASSIC SOAP aloe, cucumber #5700 Il14229c))%@$\R
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SOAP shea butter and oatmeal, exfoliating #5791 Il50038c)%*%@YO
FOAM SWEET FOAM 78 $1.75 / $2.50 cdn Multiples of 8/style. WE WILL WASH YOU SOAP almond, cocoa butter #5701 Il14229c))%@%YO YELLOW BRICK SOAP lemon verbena #5665 Il14229c))(#%VL NIHILISM SOAP unscented, exfoliating #4434 Il14229c))(*%[Q FREUD’S WASH FULFILLMENT cucumber, olive oil #4413 Il14229c))(&#XN BENJAMIN FRANKLIN’S GUEST SOAP cucumber, olive oil #5419 Il14229c))))*WM TRUMP’S SMALL HAND SOAP cucumber, olive oil #4633 Il14229c))*)*]T FREEDOM SOAP garden cucumber, olive oil #4412 Il14229c))(&@[Q WE CAN WASH IT! rosewater, jasmine #4523 Il14229c))(((XN COUNTERTOP SOAP DISPLAY #4472 SEE PAGE 93 Il14229c))&%*[Q
SHAKESPEAREAN INSULTS SHOT GLASSES *
Here’s mud in your eye and my knife in your moldy chaps! We all know it’s classier when you drag your pals with the Bard, so we made these attractive shot glasses especially for you and the scurvy companions you scorn. Why not take them home, as they’re unfit for any place but hell. You are not worth another word, else I’d call you knave. #5315 $9.00 / $11.00 cdn Multiples of 4. Il14229c))@&^ZP
THE PROOF IS IN THE PUDDING BOWLS
Here’s the logical gift for the math lover in your life! A set of four ceramic pudding bowls with the proofs to classic theorems of Euclid, Hippasus, Pythagoras, and Gauss. 4" diameter, 2½" tall, holds 8 oz. Yet so deep! #4054 $14.50 / $18.00 cdn Multiples of 4. Il14229c))^)$[Q
GREAT DRINKERS SHOT GLASSES
Our Great Drinkers shot glass set celebrates six immortal literary figures who are as famous for their drinking as they are for their work: Oscar Wilde, Lord Byron, Dorothy Parker, Winston Churchill, William Butler Yeats, and Charles Baudelaire. Each two-ounce shot glass features an illustration of the author along with a memorable quote about drinking. #0034
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*SHOT GLASSES NOT AVAILABLE IN CA Here's something to play with when you're playing politics: He smashes trade deals! He crashes climate deals! He steps on allies! Does TRUMPZILLA stop for anything (besides golf)???!!! #5525 $7.50 / $9.00 cdn Multiples of 4. Il14229c))@^*?K TRUMPZILLA 79
BOB ROSS® JOY OF PAINTING #5624 Il14229c))&@!?K COUNTERTOP MAGNETIC PLAY SET DISPLAY #3106 SEE PAGE 93 Il14229c)#!)^WM Our entertaining Magnetic Play Sets make any fridge or filing cabinet the center of attention. Each set comes with all the components you need to create scores of mix-andmatch superheroes, luminaries, and geniuses — all with wardrobes and accessories for every occasion. MAGNETIC PLAY SETS BEST-SELLERS ORIGINAL DESIGNS DOZENS OF ELEMENTS COLORFUL COMPONENTS MIX MATCH START ALL OVER AGAIN DIE-CUT DETAILS $9.00 cdn $7.25 MISTER ROGERS’ HELLO, NEIGHBOR! #3819 Il14229c))!%^?K WHAT WOULD JESUS WEAR? #0323 Il14229c))^&!]T 80
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MAGNETIC PLAY SETS 82 $7.25 / $9.00 cdn Multiples of 6/style. WHAT WOULD JESUS WEAR? #0323 Il14229c))^&!]T MISTER ROGERS’ HELLO, NEIGHBOR! #3819 Il14229c))!%^?K DRESS TO DISSENT Il14229c))%(&VL BOB ROSS® JOY OF PAINTING #5624 Il14229c))&@!?K
HERE’S LOOKING AT EUCLID
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This
tribute to the Father of Geometry in basic black will let everyone know that you may be simple, but you are also elegant.
This is the t-shirt that says it
then forgets
it
saying and gazes off
space
quite tell if it’s exceptionally
INSULTS Never again waste your breath on
of mad flesh
down so many put-downs you
This shirt
100% cotton and
the Bard's
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RETURNS
Defective or damaged items are eligible for an account credit and must be reported within 14 days (see CLAIMS).
All other returns must be approved within 60 days of receipt of merchandise. Contact UPG at wholesale@PhilosophersGuild.com for approval. Approved returns are subject to a 20% restocking fee. All returns must be unstickered and in resalable condition.
ROAD RUNNERS NC, SC, GA, AL, MS, TN, KY, FL roadrunnersllc.com
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AMCI Dallas Showroom 2332 Valdina Street Dallas, TX 75207-6108 dallas@annemcgilvray.com
AMCI Las Vegas Showroom 455 S. Grand Central Parkway Suite C-1090 Las Vegas, NV 89106 lasvegas@annemcgilvray.com
AMCI Minneapolis Showroom 10301 Bren Road West Orange Gallery Rooms 378 and 379 Minnetonka, MN 55343 minneapolis@annemcgilvray.com
