Unemployed Philosphers Guild 2025 Catalog by Just Got 2 Have It!

THE UNEMPLOYED PHILOSOPHERS GUILD 2025 WHOLESALE CATALOGUE

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About The unemployed philosOphers Guild

The Unemployed Philosophers Guild traces our origins back to 1990, when two creative and determined brothers from New York, Stephan and David, found themselves grappling with the challenges of making a living.

One night they stumbled upon a unique process that enabled them to make pins and earrings that they successfully sold on the gritty streets of Manhattan. That initial success led to local stores expressing a keen interest in their products, and prompting requests for an expanded product line. This pivotal moment marked the beginning of our journey from selling on the streets to our present day “Ivory Tower.”

As demand for their distinctive creations grew, the proceeds funded the brothers’ graduate studies and also allowed them to pursue their artistic

aspirations. For Stephan, it meant delving into the world of philosophy, while David became a historian and filmmaker.

In 1992, Stephan named the enterprise the Unemployed Philosophers Guild, a nod to the realization that making a livelihood as a philosopher was unlikely. “Spinoza was a lens grinder,” he would often say.

Thirty-three years after the two brothers started making pins and earrings in their mother’s kitchen, the Unemployed Philosophers Guild stands proudly as a group of artists, writers, philosophers, and unconventional thinkers, forging ahead with creativity and resilience. Today, the Guild is comprised of eleven creative people who bring their unique passions and energies to creating gifts for your stores!

A MURDER OF CROWS AND OTHER ANIMAL GROUPINGS DISH TOWEL

If you like a crowded kitchen, here’s a murder of crows, a mob of emus, a leap of leopards… a total of 25 animal groups. Now while you’re waiting for water to boil you can hang with the gang – and some of these gangs have “interesting” names. Now you’ll always have company in the kitchen… and plenty of volunteers to lick the bowl. #5910

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SPACE PENCIL SET

Who doesn’t need more space? Calculate the next planetary conjunction with a set of Space themed pencils. Phases of the Moon / Comets / Satellites / Solar Spectrum / Life Cycle of the Sun / Solar System #5912

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LIFE SCIENCES

PENCIL SET

You don’t have to be a zoologicalbotanologist to declare your love of life in all its simple complexity! Cell Division / DNA Double Helix / Evolution / Human Vertebrae / Blood Cells / Photosynthesis #5911

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SEA LIFE NOTEPAD

Ever looked under the waves? There’s plenty to write about below the surface. Four alternating original page designs with four different page formats: Great White Shark, Turtle Hatchlings, Kelp Forest, and Cetaceans (whales and dolphins). #5934

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STAR TREK NOTEPAD

Whether you’re planning to explore a Federation planet, treat crew members for Rigelian Fever, monitor the warp core, or chart an unknown star system, the Star Trek Notepad has plenty of room to document all the details you’ll need to carry out your next mission in the Final Frontier. #5936

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ROCKY HORROR SHOW TIME WARP MUG

It’s just a jump – to the left! Tempted to jump out of your chair? Even before the coffee’s poured, this officially-licensed Rocky Horror Show Time Warp mug adds a welcome jolt to the morning! 14 oz. | 400 mL #5915

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SCI-FI TAROT

THE TWILIGHT ZONE MUG

Submitted for your approval: The Twilight Zone mug featuring quotes and imagery from the original series… Next stop – caffeination. 12 oz. | 350 mL #5916

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This complete 78-card Tarot deck with Space-Age art is inspired by 70 years of futuristic illustration. Gaze in awe as robots, aliens, astronauts and bugeyed monsters interact with the immortal imagery of the Tarot. The Sci-Fi Tarot Instruction Book guides you through the Major Arcana and all four suits of the Minor Arcana. The future has never looked so retro. #5902

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INSIDE READS “TO SERVE MAN”

TINNED FISH STICKY NOTES

what I’m herring? Tinned Fish sticky notes are better than whiting in sand – 100% better, to be Pacific. There are two memo styles – four different color fishes (for little xxx kisses to your ) and a larger-scale fish tin memos (for lists of things you water get done.) We pack dozens of stickies (in no oil) into a crush-resistant booklet – handy for sudden ideas as you car pool

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COCKTAILS! ENAMEL PINS

A fresh take on classic cocktails!

Five popular drinks – five sets of cocktail ingredient pins – five crisp, clear, step-by-step recipes on the back of every pin card. available January

$7.50 / $9.50 CDN Multiples of 4.

PAD THAI NOTEPAD

The Pad Thai Notepad celebrates the cuisine of Thailand through four famous pad dishes (Pad is Thai for stirfried). From beloved noodle dishes (Pad Thai, Pad See Ew) to the delicious rice-based Khao Pad, and cashew chicken (Gai Pad Med Mamuang), it’s perfect for your spicy, sweet, sour, or salty scribbles. #5933

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MARGARITA #5925

MARTINI #5924

MOJITO #5926

NEGRONI #5923

CELEBRATING 30 YEARS!

WINNIE-THE-POOH’S

HUNNY LIP BALM

Oh, you could keep Winniethe-Pooh’s Hunny Lip Balm in your honey-cupboard or a honey-pot – but it fits in your pocket or backpack. Now your lips can be moist and honeysweet without getting your paws sticky or bothering the bees. #5929

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CLUELESS MUG

Start every day with a cult classic! Now you can pour steamy hot chocolate, coffee, or tea into an iconic mug that’s a Total Betty. Epic movie quotes… nuh uh, no way and classic – who doesn’t love a Clueless mug?

WINNIE-THE-POOH NOTEPAD

This fun and colorful Winniethe-Pooh Notepad features practically everybody from Hundred Acre Wood – Eeyore, Tigger, Kanga, Roo, Rabbit... and Christopher Robin. Four different designs showcase four different adventures! #5935

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ORIGINAL SIN LIP BALM

Lips feeling…thirsty? Lavish your kisser with fruit-ful fresh flavor. Slip into salve so soft… so soothing…so say it: Tempting Apple. Why deny your lips hydrating Original Sin? To abstain would be a shame. #5928

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I AM / BIBIO ERGO SUM PHILOSOPHY MUG

There’s no debate… it’s a fashion icon! 14 oz. | 400 mL #5904

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Features 23 philosophers and 23 philosophical quotes. Aristotle – de Beauvoir – West – Kierkegaard – Lao Tsu – Voltaire… and when you’re grappling with The Meaning of Life, caffeine is a good place to start. 14 oz. | 400 mL #5931

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POSEABLE ARMS!

BLACK ROSIE LITTLE THINKER

“Rosie the Riveter” became an icon based on World War II recruitment posters for women defense workers. While the women in official posters were mostly White, more than 600,000 Black women civilians, in addition to Asian and Hispanic women, also heard the call. Wartime “Black Rosies” (as they came to be known) proved themselves in “men’s work,” changing perceptions and doing their part to push the nation forward toward equality. #5691

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THURGOOD MARSHALL MAGNETIC PERSONALITY

Oyez! All rise for the first Black associate justice – and one of the most-admired jurists ever to serve on the U.S. Supreme Court (1967-1991). Now Thurgood Marshall is a plush finger puppet (on your right hand as you swear to tell the truth) and a magnet on your locker (in law school!) #5918

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“NEVERMORE”

MINTS

Was your mouth dry –pasty with fantastic terrors never felt before ? Chilling Peppermint flavor mints in a tin – now you can kiss that melancholy burden goodbye! #5921

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EQUATIONS DISH TOWEL

These 33 formidable Equations from fields such as physics, applied mathematics, engineering, statistics, and many others – show our species at its nerdiest and most sublime. While you wait for that pot to boil, why not enjoy a few of our best ideas? (All things being equal.) #5908

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MONA LISA STAIN-BY-NUMBERS DISH TOWEL

Kitchen spills meet classic portraiture in this Mona Lisa Stain-by-Numbers Dish Towel. Simply identify the color of a splash or spill, find its corresponding number at the border, and stain that area of your “canvas.” Every drip and spatter will slowly complete this masterpiece-to-be. Leonardo da Vinci’s unfinished works hang in museums – yours will hang in your kitchen. #5909

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FACES OF THE RENAISSANCE PENCIL SET

Six masterful painters remind us: work takes effort – originality defines profound observation. Slide open the box, reveal a pocket gallery – beautiful art for inspiration; gorgeous pencils to carry it through. Hans Holbein the Younger / Sandro Botticelli / Jan Jansz Mostaert / Lavinia Fontana / Raphael / Leonardo da Vinci #5913 AVAILABLE FEBRUARY

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LOTERIA ® BAG

Since the early 1900s, Loteria® has traveled through Mexico – and throughout the world – making friends along the way! Now you can take the fun along – classic art and 42 bold, bright Loteria® card images. #5922

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TRANSFORMING MUGS

When you pour a steaming beverage into one of our heat-activated, color-changing Transforming Mugs, that changes everything – including the mug itself. Sip that lovely hot chocolate, coffee, or tea as new images emerge and enjoy your change of perspective!

MUG FEATURES AN ORIGINAL UPG DESIGN

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FREE DISPLAY INSERTS INCLUDED WITH ALL YOUR ORDERS FOR TRANSFORMING MUGS

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IMAGES TRANSFORM WHEN YOU POUR A HOT BEVERAGE

– HAND WASH ONLY

FLOWERS

Pour in hot water and watch 18 different species of Flowers appear – in dazzling color! This wonder of nature (and heat-changing science) transforms any table! 14 oz./400mL #5771

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BUTTERFLIES

Pour hot water to witness 18 real butterfly species reveal their true colors. 14 oz./400mL #5568

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’TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS

’Twas the night before Christmas…when the mug was still cold. Pour a steamy beverage and now it’s Christmas morning! 12 oz. / 350 mL #5811

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DISAPPEARING CHESHIRE CAT

The cat disappears, leaving only a grin. 10 oz./300 mL #0025

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BIRDS ON A WIRE

This mug features 18 silhouettes of birds on a wire. Add hot water and watch the species appear in full color. 12 oz./350 mL #4746

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JESUS SHAVES

Jesus needs hot water to shave! 14 oz./400 mL #0981

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PLANET

Every time you pour a hot beverage, learn about each planet in the solar system. 12 oz. /350 mL #5293

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CONSTELLATION

MOON MUG

Two gorgeous Moon portraits (Near/Far Side). Hot water reveals names of Apollo missions, astronauts, and milestones. 14 oz./400 mL #5392

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Have coffee with the stars. Pour a hot beverage and 11 constellations emerge. 12 oz./350 mL #2762

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DISAPPEARING DINOSAURS

Dinosaurs in their prehistoric habitat transform into museum fossils! 14 oz./400 mL #0982

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CLIMATE CHANGE

Add hot water and watch sea levels rise. Hey, you guys… where’d Florida go? 12 oz./350 mL #3869

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ICE AGE MEGAFAUNA

Hot water transforms Pleistocene epoch giants, a wooly mammoth, a giant sloth, and saber-tooth cats, into museum exhibits. 14 oz./400mL #5825

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DISAPPEARING WIVES OF HENRY VIII

Add hot water and the wives disappear until things cool off. 12 oz./350 mL #0064 Il14229c)))@^[Q

JANE AUSTEN’S REGENCY FINERY

When the mug is warm, the young ladies change into lovely evening attire. 12 oz./350 mL #5690 Il14229c))!(&XN

ALFRED HITCHCOCK

This mug makes you shiver (add ice) and sweat (add hot water). Transforms to reveal 13 Hitchcock movie titles! 12 oz./350 mL #5360 Il14229c))($@+U

GREAT GAYS OUT OF THE CLOSET

Add hot liquid and 14 great gays from history proudly throw open the closet doors! 14 oz./400 mL #1655 Il14229c))^*#VL

DAY OF THE DEAD / DÍA DE LOS MUERTOS

This Day of the Dead / Día de los Muertos heat-transforming mug makes every beverage festive! 12 oz./350 mL #5577 Il14229c))$#$+U

PENGUIN PARTY

When the mug is COLD, the penguins sport black-and-white formalwear for after six. When the mug is HOT, the penguins wear their most festive attire... the party’s just getting started. 12 oz. / 350 mL #5722 Il50038c)%*))ZP

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GREAT NUDES

Add a hot beverage and their clothing vanishes.

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SCHRÖDINGER’S CAT MUG SET

Pour hot water into these two identical heat-transforming mugs to reenact Erwin Schrödinger’s famous thought experiment. Schrödinger’s cats have been fine – and not – and both – since 1935 and we’re still… concerned. Enjoy a hot beverage with a friend! Two mugs, each 10 oz /300 mL #4565

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VAN GOGH TRANSFORMING SELF-PORTRAIT MUG

Pour in a hot beverage and watch the famous painter’s ear disappear. 10 oz./300 mL #0125 Il14229c)))@$WM

SEA TURTLES AT THE CORAL REEF

Hot beverages reveal the coral reef and colorful creatures beneath. 14 oz./400mL #5833 Il50038c)%**@VL

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MISTER ROGERS SWEATER CHANGING

When you add hot water, he changes into his cardigan! 14 oz./400 mL #3748

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RUTH BADER GINSBURG

When the mug is cold, RBG wears her judicial robe. When the mug is hot, hand Justice Ginsburg a boxing robe. 12 oz./350 mL #5509

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DISAPPEARING CIVIL LIBERTIES

Add hot water and watch your rights disappear. 10 oz./300 mL #0236

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BOB ROSS SELF-PAINTING MUG

On the cold mug, Bob Ross’s image reminds you to find time in your life to create. When you pour a hot beverage, his painting appears to inspire you. 14 oz./400 mL #4961

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LANDMARK SUPREME COURT CASES

Add a hot beverage and the losing sides disappear. 12 oz./350 mL #1657

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DEMOCRATIC DREAM

Add hot water, red states turn blue, the Democrats’ dreams come true. 12 oz./350 mL #0971

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STAR TREK TRANSPORTER

When you add hot water, Kirk, Spock, Uhura, and McCoy leave the Transporter Room and materialize on the other side, exploring the planet surface. Energize! 14 oz./400 mL #4606 Il14229c))*#![Q

STAR TREK WARP SPEED

Hot water makes the words TO BOLDLY GO disappear and the U.S.S. Enterprise WHOOSH into warp speed! 12 oz./350 mL #5769 Il50038c)%*#&VL

Planet Plates are a beautiful vision of our solar system in a set of eight lightweight and versatile melamine plates! The vivid watercolor portraits and beautiful design of Planet Plates bring inspiration to your entertaining. Perfectly sized for dessert and snacks. 8" / 20cm diameter #3344 Il14229c))$$%ZP

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TRADITIONAL MUGS

Our Traditional Mugs honor rituals established thousands of years ago when our ancestors quit drinking out of puddles.

As philosophers, we’re all about tradition. We’re also about beauty, wisdom, love, justice, being, Being, apophasis, paralipsis, paralepsis… where was I?

As you can see, all of our mugs are big ideas with a handle. Whether you’re fascinated by mathematical formulas or miniature art histories they just might make you a morning person.

And with so many beautiful designs, our mugs will look good in front of your mug.

CLOSING AT THE BOTTOM KEEPS BEVERAGES FROM FLOWING OUT HANDLE — LETS YOU TAKE CONTROL OF YOUR LIFE AND YOUR LIQUIDS!

BRIEF HISTORY OF ART

From Lascaux to Picasso. 16 oz./475 mL #1658

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THE ARTISTIC CAT

This transfixing mug understands inspiration is elusive. Unpredictable. Pounces, stirs things up. Features artists’ portraits of these beautiful muses. 12 oz./350 mL #5529

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IT’S HARD TO GET A HANDLE ON MODERN ART

Own a work of art — one that employs a bold, minimal palette to depict 65 great modern artists from Courbet to Warhol.

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FRIDA DREAMS

FRIDA’S QUOTE IN ENGLISH AND SPANISH

The perfect mug for Frida Kahlo’s many admirers — the realists and the dreamers alike. 12 oz./350 mL #4747

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THE ARTISTIC BIRD

The Artistic Bird Mug captures images of 22 topflight birds of art. 12 oz./350 mL #5873

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MEMENTO MORI

Perfect for people who need coffee or tea to... wake. 14 oz./400 mL #5723

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DRAGONS

Our Dragons mug features 19 dragons from around the world… because Dragons! 14 oz./400mL #5824

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DINOSAURIA — THE TERRIBLE LIZARDS MUG

For all true dino fans who know the meaning of T-rex’s name. 12 oz. / 350 mL #5633 Il14229c))&!(\R

MATH MUG

20 of the most popular mathematical formulae. 14 oz./400 mL #0492 Il14229c))$!)XN

BEE GARDEN

A beautiful garden. A profusion of blooms. This Bee Garden mug features watercolor paintings of 13 species of flowers irresistible to pollinators (and the people who love them.) 14 oz. / 400 mL #5801

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GEOLOGIC TIME

Our Geologic Time mug will remind you of your days as an amateur paleontologist digging in the yard and collecting shells on the beach. 4.56 billion years in the making. 14 oz./400 mL #5019 Il14229c))*&&YO

I LOVE YOU MUG

This beautiful mug says “I Love You” forty ways. Remind your paramour of your steamy devotion over coffee at work, over cocoa on cozy evenings …and over breakfast. 12 oz./350 mL #5297 Il14229c))(@%WM

FIRST LINES OF LITERATURE

It’ll give you the literary inspiration to tackle your day. 14 oz./400 mL #2763

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EDGAR ALLAN POE

Makes any beverage mysterious! 14 oz./400 mL #3356

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GILBERT & SULLIVAN

Though “Delighted” I may / Occasionally say, / I never use a big, big D – / What, never?

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JANE AUSTEN

Just the thing for women of independent means and superior men. 14 oz./400 mL #3764

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SHERLOCK HOLMES

Holmes quotes, rules of deduction, intriguing images, and Sidney Pagets’ portrait of the world’s only consulting detective! 14 oz./400 mL #4638

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BANNED BOOKS

24 literary classics too hot to handle. 12 oz./350 mL #2480

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A MIDSUMMER NIGHT’S DREAM

A Midsummer Night’s Dream mug makes your table setting… magical! #5802

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THE LITERARY CAT

Nine quotes from authors who cannot resist a kitten. Settle down with a cozy book and a good cat and vice-versa. 12 oz./350 mL #5375

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IT’S HARD TO GET A HANDLE ON PHILOSOPHY

What is truth? What is happiness? What is the best place for my favorite libation? Here are 60 Western philosophers to help you with at least one of these questions. 9 oz./260 mL #4253

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SHAKESPEAREAN INSULTS

The Bard’s best put-downs. 14 oz./400 mL #0065

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THE LITERARY DOG

The Literary Dog mug features seven breeds of dog with seven dog-loving quotes from famous authors. 12 oz./350 mL #5770

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I DRINK THEREFORE I AM / BIBIO ERGO SUM PHILOSOPHY MUG

When you’re grappling with The Meaning of Life, caffeine is a good place to start. 14 oz. / 400 mL #5931

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PRESIDENTIAL PETS

Speak softly and carry a big stick…so we can play “Fetch”! 12 oz. / 350 mL #5662

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IT’S HARD TO GET A HANDLE ON THE UNITED STATES

PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN SLOGANS

29 classic slogans, from Adlai to Zachary. 14 oz./400 mL #0978

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This porcelain cup is made in the style of a traditional Japanese tea cup and debossed with original drawings of all 50 states…in the order they joined the United States! 9 oz./260mL #5383

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COWBOY

BOOT MUG

A dozen-and-one spellbinding styles to take you from earnest Western work to Saturday night showy. Don’t you know somebody who could use a good boot? 12 oz / 350 mL #5875

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DRAG STORY HOUR

✨ And they all read happily ever after! ✨ 14 oz./400mL #5826

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STEAM LOCOMOTIVE MUG

All aboard! The Steam Locomotive mug showcases 16 wheel arrangement types with notations devised by legendary mechanical engineer F.M. Whyte. 12 oz. / 350 mL #5810

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ROCKY HORROR SHOW MUG

Hot Patootie without burning your hands. 14 oz. / 400 mL #5857

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CLUELESS

MUG

Start every day with a cult classic – and a celebration! Now you can pour steamy hot chocolate, coffee, or tea into an iconic mug that’s a Total Betty. 14 oz. / 400 mL #5904

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MONTY PYTHON QUOTES MUG

Nudge, nudge, wink, wink. Say no more! 14 oz. / 400 mL #2965

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ROCKY HORROR SHOW TIME WARP MUG

It’s just a jump to the left with this officiallylicensed Rocky Horror Show Time Warp mug! 14 oz. / 400 mL #5915

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STARSHIPS OF STAR TREK

Featuring an original design of starships — identified by name and registry — from various series. 14 oz./400mL #4378 Il14229c))&#&VL

THE TWILIGHT ZONE

“TO SERVE MAN”

Submitted for your approval: The Twilight Zone ceramic mug in its intriguing gift box, both featuring quotes and imagery from the original series… 12 oz. / 350 mL #5916 Il50057c^)*#&XN

HOW TO: YOGA

Now you know what to get your guru. 12 oz./350 mL #3464

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YIDDISH INSULTS

Some occasions in life call for a bon mot – others demand this Yiddish Insults mug. 14 oz./400 mL #5508

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MUG SHOTS • $9.00 / $11.00 CDN • MULTIPLES OF 4

John Dillinger. Bugsy Siegel. Lucky Luciano. Al Capone. Machine Gun Kelly. Pretty Boy Floyd. Ready to throw one back with America’s Most Wanted? Break out a set of Mug Shots – shot glasses featuring six nefarious characters, complete with mug shots and rap sheets. Do YOU have the nerve to set ’em up? #1838 Il14229c))^()+U

MAT COASTER INCLUDED ROPES INCLUDED

HOW TO: KNOTS

Earn a merit badge on your coffee break. Ropes included! 12 oz./350 mL #3822

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FREUDIAN SIPS

When you say one thing but mean your mother! 12 oz./350 mL #0084

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IT’S HARD TO GET A HANDLE ON ENGLISH MONARCHS

This drinking vessel depicts all the kings and queens from Alfred to Charles III… and one unfortunate Interregnum — more kings and queens than any other cup! We are amused. 9 oz./260 mL #5192

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YOGA

DISH TOWELS

$6.00 / $8.25 CDN • MULTIPLES OF 4

Smarten up your kitchen and beautify your bar-b-que pit! Over your shoulder, our 100% cotton dish towels give you that rakish look. Over your arm, you’ll be the rogue waiter who knows what goes into everything. Dangling from its built-in hanging loop or the handle of your refrigerator… my friend, what you have there is one debonair chef’s version of spurs. Bon appétit

TAROT

The entrancing Tarot dish towel features imagery from the Rider Waite tarot deck. Let it hang from the handle of your oven… or from your fridge… suspended in time… as you make a decision about dinner… #5838

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MONA LISA STAIN-BY-NUMBERS

LOTERIA ®

Loteria® began in Renaissance Italy, traveled to Spain, then sailed to the New World, where Don Clemente Jacques reimagined their symbols. Steeped in the culture and history of Mexico, this dish towel will remind you of recipes handed down, meals with family and friends, and when the time comes to clear the table for a game of Loteria® #5899

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Kitchen spills meet classic portraiture in this Mona Lisa Stain-byNumbers Dish Towel. Simply consult identify the color of a splash or spill, find its corresponding number at the border, and stain that area of your “canvas.” Every drip and spatter will slowly complete this masterpiece-tobe. Leonardo da Vinci’s unfinished works hang in museums – yours will hang in your kitchen. #5909

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EQUATIONS

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FOWL TOWEL

The Fowl Towel gets it right: 31 species of ducks, chickens, geese – and relatives, both fancy and plain. The Fowl Towel is for people who talk turkey, those who have all their ducks in a row (more or less), and all us chickens. #5836

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A MURDER OF CROWS AND OTHER ANIMAL GROUPINGS

OWL TOWEL

Behold – it’s the Owl Towel and it’s a hoot! Fix your gaze upon 24 species of owl… Who will blink first? (You will – no contest. It will be you.) #5837

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GEOLOGIC TIME

Not just a beautiful kitchen accessory – this Geologic Time dish towel features key events and fossils for 26 eons, epochs, and eras. That’s right: for the last 4.55 billion years, everything was leading up to drying the dishes. Kind of puts things in perspective. #5841

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FIRST LINES OF LITERATURE

Now there is something to read while you wait for that pot to boil. Here’s the First Lines of Literature dish towel, with the opening lines from 39 different pot-boilers and fish stories and Most Illustrious Literary Voices. There’s a little taste for everyone! #5840

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JANE AUSTEN TEA TOWEL

LITERARY TASTES

The enticing Literary Tastes dish towel serves up 18 savory quotes about food to enjoy between writers. #5839

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The Jane Austen Tea Towel shows tea-time fare of the Regency era, as well as Austen family Wedgwood ware (with oak leaf pattern). A pot of hot tea (with cream and sugar) and the warm currant rout-cake served beside a tart with fresh strawberries will entice you to join the party. #5898

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SHAKESPEAREAN INSULTS

Provide the feast! And bid the guests! They have a plentiful lack of wit. With friends like yours, you’ll need plenty of these high-brow low-brow taunts of the Bard’s. Here are 34 of them – and we only tell you that to prevent you taking off your shoes to count. #5897

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KITCHEN ACCIDENTS

Spend time with the Kitchen Accidents dish towel – before you need to know your first aid skills are rusty and the fire extinguisher expired. You’ll find dozens of tips, best practices, remedies, supplies to have on hand – bread and aloe, eye wash and duct tape…always duct tape… Accidents happen. This handy dish towel shows you how to contend with them. #5842 Il50038c)%*(@?K

SPONGES

Dirty Mind sponge sets are made with a soft side and a rough side – aren’t we all? – and they always come in twos (sweet!) so you can have one in the kitchen and grab one for the bath.

MONTY PYTHON

We use only the finest Monty Python quotes, dew-picked and lovingly printed with dozens of iconic illustrations – Arthur (King of the Britons), Harold (a clever sheep), delicate terms for a parrot (deceased), and easyto-follow images approved by the Ministry of Silly Walks. #5828 Il50038c)%**)\R

Every squishy, scrubby Dirty Mind sponge inspires you to keep things steamy. Be sure to have a few on hand for quick clean-ups, wiping delicate stemware, or buffing intricate fixtures.

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TAROT DECKS

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THE PULP TAROT

Tarot decks were 15th century playing cards – later tools for divination. Pulp magazines peaked with Depression-era longing for escapism – living on in modern forms and genres. Both Pulp and Tarot are sources of stories that stir primal responses – love and bravery, fear and happiness, suspense and surprise – to give us a chance to reimagine ourselves. The Pulp Tarot recasts the Tarot deck with characters from the history of pulp illustration. Each member of this new ensemble brings a fresh POV, unexpected insight... What thrilling sense of discovery will this unique collection bring to your narrative? #5735

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The Horror Tarot reimagines the traditional Tarot, with 78 unique cards set in the world of horror comics and illustration, horror movies, fan magazines, and paperbacks. Whether divination or revelation, each tarot reading is an invitation to hours of engagement – on your own or in the company of friends. #5829

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THE

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SCI-FI TAROT

This complete 78-card Tarot deck with Space-Age art is inspired by 70 years of futuristic illustration. Gaze in awe as robots, aliens, astronauts and bug-eyed monsters interact with the immortal imagery of the Tarot. The Sci-Fi Tarot Instruction Book guides you through the Major Arcana and all four suits of the Minor Arcana. The future has never looked so retro. #5902

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Our collection of super-strong Mints give your day a burst of flavor.You’ll always want to have a few of these sensational little sensations close at hand.

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FOAM SWEET FOAM SOAP

WE WILL WASH YOU SOAP almond, cocoa butter #5701 Il14229c))%@%YO

YELLOW BRICK SOAP

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HAIR PINS

Decorative Hair Pins tame your mane – but that’s all that’s tame about them!

These flat pins are crafted to hold all hair types in place. And they’re not just useful – they make an impression!

These blissful pin trios are colorful enamel accessories with unexpected designs. Go ahead –show the world what’s on your mind!

Approx. 2½" / 6 cm length

JANE AUSTEN

Set out the tea-things – Cup and Saucer –your favorite editions of Jane Austen, and wear your azure Evening Gown… in your hair –Swept up in a bun, decorated with hair pins. #5705 Il14229c))^*)?K

If you wear your hair macabre, a leering skull will deck a bob, A raven in a bun may grieve, as nevermore adorns your weave… #5710 Il14229c))%&)YO

FRIDA KAHLO

Three distinctive hair pins pay tribute to the artist and her work! A Butterfly – a Parrot – and Frida – add life and glamor to your everyday style. #5708 Il14229c))^))]T

GREAT FLOWERS OF ART

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WONDERLAND

Fall down the rabbit hole every day! Wear a pack of cards, Hatter’s hat, and the White Rabbit’s watch with these lovely Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland Hair Pins. #5774 Il50038c)%*$@ZP

GREAT CATS OF ART

Matisse’s Le chat aux poissons rouges, so bright, so calm ...was that a paw? Klee’s Cat gazes intently, intensely. Steinlen’s Chat Noir rules the roost. Playful. Beautiful. Great Cats of Art. #5779 Il50038c)%*$&?K

EDGAR ALLAN POE

CEPHALOPODS

Cephalopods are blue-bloods with three hearts, and no one is more loyal than the tough-onthe-outside/soft-on-the-inside Nautilus, or the Squid and its capable tiny fins, or the Octopus with eight arms to throw around you reassuringly: “You can do it!” #5706 Il14229c))*^!XN

BOB ROSS ®

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SHARKS

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BIRDS OF PREY

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DINOSAURS

Choose a Dinosaur Look for Your Hair Stegosaurus plates and spikes: first Mohawk Triceratops frill or crest: early bouffant Tyrannosaurus rex: slicked back! shaved clean! #5707 Il14229c))^@)[Q

SONGBIRDS

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THE MOON

HERE MEN FROM THE PLANET EARTH FIRST SET FOOT UPON THE MOON JULY 1969 A.D. “WE CAME IN PEACE FOR ALL MANKIND” (as it says on the plaque they left on the Moon!)

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TAROT – RIGHTEOUS FEMININE

Pe rceptive High Priestess, creative Empress , resolute Strength – a trio of Greater Arcana figures bringing Virtue, vitality, and a powerful Feminine Energy. #5804 Il50038c)%*^$\R

PLANETS

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TAROT – POWERFUL RESOLVE

Heralds of ch ange, Wheel of Fortune, Justice , a Hanged Man attend to the inevitable, ordain and bear judgment in suspense. Shatter. Adapt, grow, transform, mending among shards until powerful. #5803 Il50038c)%*^#?K

SHOWCASE YOUR HAIR PINS IN AN IVORY TOWER SEE PAGE 90

ENAMEL PINS ENAMEL PINS

Wear your heart on your sleeve — and inspiration on your lapel!

Our line of colorful die-cast Enamel Pins features historical figures, cultural icons, and big ideas. They’re packaged in sets of two (or more) with rubber pin backs.

FRIDA KAHLO

Frida Kahlo immortalized her pet Monkey in the self-portrait, “Fulang-Chang and I.” #5091 Il14229c))()(WM

LEONARDO DA VINCI

Leonardo da Vinci and his Vitruvian Man help you keep things in proportion. #5258 Il14229c))@#$ZP

ANDY WARHOL

“I used to have the same lunch every day, for 20 years, I guess...” — Andy Warhol, about Soup #5086

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PABLO PICASSO

Influential 20th Century artist Pablo Picasso never stopped exploring: “I do not seek – I find.” #5372 Il14229c))(%$WM

THE SCREAM

“I felt a gust of melancholy” Edvard Munch said in his diary 22 January 1892 — but The Scream says it all. #5214 Il14229c))@%$XN

MARGARITA

Spanish for “daisy,” the drink wasn’t known as a Margarita until the 1950s. It’s been making the rounds since the 1930s, leaving a trail of originators from Mexico to the U.S. to Britain (!). #5925

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SALVADOR DALÍ

Salvador Dalí and his Melting Watch make your day more surreal. #5092 Il14229c))(!)]T

CLAUDE MONET

VINCENT VAN GOGH

These handsome enamel pins feature van Gogh beside a sunflower from an 1888 still life. #5085

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BOB ROSS ®

Impressionism was named for the Claude Monet painting, “Impression: Sunrise” but he’s famous for his Water Lily paintings. #5369 Il14229c))(%!VL

MARTINI

Make a name for yourself by reinventing the Martini – with your choice of an olive or a twist. #5924

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OLD FASHIONED

“The Old Fashioned Whiskey Cocktail” – or Old Fashioned – is a proper cocktail: “spirits of any kind, sugar, water, and bitters” – and is the first known drink with all four “cock-tail” components. #5927

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“You paint your world the way you see it…” and Bob Ross paints a Happy Little Tree the way he sees it. #5083 Il14229c))**^[Q

NEGRONI

A classic Negroni is similar to an Americano – the cocktail James Bond orders early in the first book, Casino Royale – except the soda is left out… coincidentally making room for the gin. #5923

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MOJITO

Whether you credit Sir Francis Drake’s crew or mint julep-loving U.S. tourists in Cuba, the first known published recipe is nearly 100 years old, though it wasn’t called a Mojito until 1931. #5926

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ALBERT EINSTEIN

In theory, Albert Einstein and E = mc2 show you have potential... you know, relatively. #5093 Il14229c))(!!ZP

PLATONIC SOLIDS

Platonic Solids will show everyone you have many sides. Set of 5 (five) pins. #5313 Il14229c))@^@]T

JAMES BALDWIN

“You and I are history. We carry our history. We act our history.”

— James Baldwin #5089 Il14229c))()&]T

GLOWS IN THE DARK!

MARIE SKLODOWSKA CURIE

Marie Sklodowska Curie coined the word “radioactive” and named the radium that gave the lab that special glow(-in-the-dark). #5309 Il14229c))(#!XN

H.P. LOVECRAFT

H.P. Lovecraft and Cthulhu Pals. #5218 Il14229c))@%%?K

SHERLOCK HOLMES

T. REX NOW AND THEN

T. rex and T. rex fossil — can you dig it? #5075 Il14229c))*&*VL

JANE AUSTEN

DR. ANTHONY S. FAUCI

Who was that masked man? He left before we could thank him! Wear a mask! Wear Dr. Fauci! Wear Dr. Fauci’s mask! #5640 Il14229c))&^^VL

EDGAR ALLAN POE

“One cannot have too large a party.” Or better companions than Jane Austen and her Novels #5088 Il14229c))*()XN

Sherlock Holmes was never without his trusty magnifying glass. #5307 Il14229c))(@(?K

BILLIE HOLIDAY

Billie Holiday wore her heart on her sleeve and her ever-present white gardenia in her hair. #5305 Il14229c))(@*XN

ALICE

Alice found a bottle with a label that said “DRINK ME” and she did — would you? #5070 Il14229c))*$!ZP

RUTH BADER GINSBURG

Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg’s opinion: “I dissent.”

— Bush v. Gore 531 U.S. 98, 144 #5219 Il14229c))@%&YO

19TH AMENDMENT

These eye-catching 19th Amendment enamel pins pay tribute to the decades-long struggle of the suffragists. #5546 Il14229c))@*(ZP

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MISTER ROGERS

Mister Rogers and Trolley can say to someone you like: “Won’t You Be My Neighbor”? #5097 Il14229c))(!$[Q

ROSIE THE RIVETER

Big job? Tough job? Impossible job? Rosie says, “We Can Do It!” #5098 Il14229c))(!%XN

THE TIME WARP

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MONTY PYTHON

It’s... #5739 Il50038c)%*!!VL

DR FRANK-N-FURTER

I see you shiver in antici… pation. #5851 Il50038c)%*)$XN

RIFF RAFF

Say goodbye to all this… #5854 Il50038c)%**(?K

MONTY PYTHON SPANISH INQUISITION

Nobody Expects The Spanish Inquisition! Our chief weapon is surprise – surprise and fear, fear and surprise...I’ll come in again. #5740 Il50038c)%*!@]T

MONTY PYTHON TROJAN RABBIT

Trojan Rabbit Enamel Pins honor King Arthur’s quest with enough glory for the likes of your lapel. #5844

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MONTY PYTHON KNIGHT WHO SAYS “NI!”

Affix ye these Knight Who Says “Ni!” pins enamelèd – upon raiment or pack of the back –then stride ye forth, demanding sacrifice… of shrubbery. #5845 Il50038c)%*(%VL

P.T. BARNUM AND JUMBO

Legendary showman P.T. Barnum made an African elephant the star of the Barnum & Bailey Circus – and that’s how Jumbo became the most famous elephant in the world. #5370 Il14229c))(%@]T

EDDIE

Whatever happened to Saturday night – When you dressed up sharp and you felt alright? #5852 Il50038c)%*!&XN

MONTY PYTHON BLACK KNIGHT

King Arthur: ...you’ve got no arms left! The Black Knight: Yes, I have. #5742 Il50038c)%*!$WM

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The Unemployed Philosophers Guild makes dozens of pocket Notebooks to keep you organized and inspired. Your ideas deserve better than a boring white pad – so give them a launch pad!

COMIC NOTE BOOK

A handy cartoonist’s notebook, perfect for capturing all your fresh POW! ZIP! BOING! ideas. #3581 Il14229c))$$&+U

SIZE 5" × 7" #3951

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BOB ROSS ® HAPPY LITTLE NOTEBOOK

Our handy pocket notebook features quotes (for inspiration) and plenty of blank “canvas” (for drawing, sketching, and note-taking). #5795

SLEEP AND DREAM JOURNAL

Features info for crafting the ideal night’s sleep, suggestions for calming rituals, and gentle steps that help you transition into your most restful state. #5882

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GREAT GAMES!

The Great Games! notebook fits in your pocket and entertains for hours without batteries, WiFi, or fancy equipment. All you need is a pen or pencil to play. Three game formats (squares, dots, and hexes) and easy-

MINI MASTERPIECES

A handy artist’s notebook with page borders of classic frames for studies, details, or miniature masterpieces. #3582 Il14229c))$%$\R

COOKING NOTEBOOK

The Cooking Notebook is perfect for recording kitchen experiments – or as a housewarming gift for new neighbors. #5797

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MUSIC

UPG’s Music notebook has pages of staves so you can launch right into the composition of your magnum opus …or just make a few notes. #3806 Il14229c))#@(]T

SIZE 5" × 7" #4373

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BIRDWATCHING

Fledgling enthusiasts and eagle-eyed experts love this handsome and handy notebook with bonus features: learn bird-counting notation, identify migration routes and two dozen species! #5702 Il14229c))(@!YO

GEOLOGY –A FIELD NOTEBOOK

You care deeply – about rocks and minerals, plate tectonics and volcanos. This notebook has special rock ID features and plenty of room for field observations. #5583 Il14229c))&!%+U

BOTANY –A NATURALIST’S NOTEBOOK

This friendly green notebook has plenty of room to record field notes in the wild or grocery lists and errands when you return to civilization. Bonus botanical charts and guides! #5363 Il14229c))*)&VL

PALEONTOLOGY

ENTOMOLOGY

–A NATURALIST’S NOTEBOOK

This notebook has plenty of room for field observations and features to help you identify these elegant, intricate species. #5423 Il14229c))$&(?K

CLOUDSPOTTING

Jot down a few notes while you’re enjoying the weather or document new cloud types with bonus cloudspotting charts and guides. #3886 Il14229c))@@&\R

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CAMPING

We’ve started your packing list – what to keep, what to leave, how to plan. Our Camping Notebook is loaded with useful guides and charts you’ll need for your next expedition. #5422

It’s full of facts and features for paleontologists – people who love knowledge and mysteries, high-tech and getting your hands dirty – not to mention the prospect of naming a species.

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THE UNEMPLOYED PHILOSOPHERS GUILD

Our pocket notebook features crucial data and gridded pages festooned with UPG’s March of Progress.

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THE MOON PASSPORT

The Moon Passport notebook has plenty of pages to keep track of your missions on Earth. Bonus fold-out extras, including moon phases, glossary, maps, and charts! #5357 Il14229c))($!WM

STARGAZING

A beautiful little notebook with constellation maps, lunar guides, and a tear-out simple astrolabe so you can chart the revolutions of the heavenly spheres and make note of its

MARS PASSPORT

Dress for the climate (see Travelers Tips). Each gridded page features landscape of the Red Planet. #2221 Il14229c)@@@!XN

STAR TREK STAR FLEET MEDICAL NOTEBOOK

Features a guide to medical conditions from far-flung galaxies, milestones in Starfleet Medical History (from all the series), and inspiring quotes from preeminent Starfleet

SHERLOCK HOLMES

A useful notebook where you can jot down clues to a mystery! #3393 Il14229c))$!&WM

STAR TREK CAPTAIN’S LOG

A handy logbook with charts, inspirational quotes, and room for the many observations you’ll make on your five-year mission. #4520 Il14229c))&*$ZP`

STAR TREK ENGINEERING

A useful pocket notebook with Phaser, Fleet Communicator, and Tricorder schematics for reference – and plenty of room to record your concepts, data, and inventions. #5393 Il14229c))($&YO

CANADA PASSPORT

After every election, one party always threatens to head for the Great White North. This Canada Passport notebook is filled with entertaining facts and features the disappointed voter needs...

THE NEIGHBORHOOD OF MAKE-BELIEVE PASSPORT

This pocket-size notebook features Travelers Tips from Mister Rogers and a passport on the inside cover. It’s a gift that says, “I like you just the way you are!” #5732

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NEVERLAND PASSPORT

Wendy flies across every ruled page with “the only boy on the island who could neither write nor spell.” #1590

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OZ PASSPORT

The Scarecrow, the Tin Woodman, and the Cowardly Lion go with you through ruled pages all the way home! #1471

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PAN AM TRAVELER’S

NOTEBOOKS

Featuring original midcentury Pan Am art, evoking the era of the “Flying Clipper” – when air travel held the prospect of glamour, excitement, and adventure – each charming design still beckons you!

HUNDRED ACRE WOOD PASSPORT

Now fans of A.A. Milne’s original classic Winnie-the-Pooh can write a Clever Idea or a Clever Plan in this Hundred Acre Wood notebook. #5763

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WONDERLAND PASSPORT

The White Rabbit blows three blasts on the trumpet and a pack of cards whirls around

HELL PASSPORT

Flames lick the ruled pages where you may record your sins or meetings with famous

NOTEPADS

$4.25 / $5.75 CDN • MULTIPLES OF 6

Make every minute count with our themed Notepads – each with four unique alternating page designs to entice your big ideas. Not just for the grocery LIST… Notepads are for the reaLIST, the ideaLIST, your inner individuaLIST… 65 pages of compelling places to work out your next move… Good thinks come to those who write.

65 PP. | STURDY BACK | 8 ¼ " × 4 ¼ " (21 × 11 cm)

SHRINK-WRAPPED

FOUR UNIQUE ALTERNATING PAGE DESIGNS PACKAGING BACK SHOWS ALL FOUR DESIGNS

MICROBIOLOGY

If you think small things are a big deal, you'll appreciate the Microbiology Notepad in a big, big way. There are four unique page designs, each one featuring the little things in life...small creatures and small structures to inspire your big ideas. #5895

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STAR TREK

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SEA LIFE

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WINNIE-THE-POOH

This fun and colorful Winnie-thePooh Notepad features practically everybody from Hundred Acre Wood – Eeyore, Tigger, Kanga, Roo, Rabbit... and Christopher Robin. Four different designs showcase four different adventures! #5935

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PLANT CELL

GREAT WHITE SHARK

PAD THAI

The Pad Thai Notepad celebrates the cuisine of Thailand through four famous pad dishes (Pad is Thai for stir-fried). From beloved noodle dishes (Pad Thai, Pad See Ew) to the delicious rice-based Khao Pad, and cashew chicken (Gai Pad Med Mamuang), it’s perfect for your spicy, sweet, sour, or salty scribbles. #5933

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FUN & GAMES

Looking for a good time? These four unique page styles keep your pencil playful. Make a list. Sketch a project. Create a plan. See what happens when your pen wanders while you work. The Fun & Games Notepad lets you procrastinate creatively. #5894

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MEMO MORI

The Memo Mori Notepad features four unique page styles, each with a cenotaph to record important dates and worldly deeds. Now you won't miss that appointment to get your teeth cleaned... as each page reminds you: this, too, shall pass. #5892

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OPTICAL ILLUSIONS

You won’t believe your eyes… the Optical Illusions Notepad features four unique page designs – perfect for scribbly notes, furtive lists, nefarious schemes, and any occasion when you notice that things are not…quite… right. #5893

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PAD THAI

GAI PAD MED MAMUANG

ADIEU MY FRIENDS

PENCILS

$5.00 / $6.75 CDN • MULTIPLES OF 6

Themed collections of six (6) unsharpened #2 wooden pencils with colorful paint-dipped ends.

Each Pencil Set is arranged in its own sliding-drawer, wafer-sealed box.

IN SETS OF SIX UNIQUE DESIGNS

7½" × 2¼" × 3⁄8"

MODERNISTS

Keep these Modernists close at hand – in your home, your studio, or your home studio. Now you’ll be equipped to express yourself the moment inspiration strikes! Fernand Léger / Helen Frankenthaler / Mark Rothko / Georges Braque / Piet Mondrian / Jackson Pollock #5888

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IMPRESSIONISTS

You’re holding a small-scale exhibit – expressive, visionary, evoking the style of the masters. Note your ideas. Capture a sketch. When your muse drops in, let her find you working… Mary Cassatt / Édouard Manet / Georges Seurat / Vincent van Gogh / PierreAuguste Renoir / Claude Monet #5887 Il50057c^)*!^]T

SPACE

Calculate the next planetary conjunction with a set of Space themed pencils. Phases of the Moon / Comets / Satellites / Solar Spectrum / Life Cycle of the Sun / Solar System #5912

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LIFE SCIENCES

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FACES OF THE RENAISSANCE

Six masterful painters remind us: work takes effort – originality defines profound observation. Slide open the box, reveal a pocket gallery –beautiful art for inspiration; gorgeous pencils to carry it through. Hans Holbein the Younger / Sandro Botticelli / Jan Jansz Mostaert / Lavinia Fontana / Raphael / Leonardo da Vinci #5913 Il50057c^)*#$WM

GO FIGURE

Let x be your favorite set. Take these handsome pencils everywhere there’s calculating, factoring, or figuring… After all, when’s the last time someone checked your math? Go figure Irrational Numbers / Measure for Measure / Number Systems / Sequences / π / Million, Billion, Bazillion #5885

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ANIMAL TRACKS

In the great outdoors, nobody wipes their feet. Bring Animal Tracks to track a bobcat by tracking bobcat tracks. Hunt for six wild animals without leaving the den. Raccoon / Red Fox / Eastern Cottontail Rabbit / Bobcat / Great Horned Owl / Grizzly Bear #5889 Il50057c^)*!*WM

TREES

Whether you live near a forest, an arboretum, or a city park, with the Trees Pencil Set you can identify these North American species by foliage, distinctive bark, and common name. Beech / Birch / Oak / Sequoia / Spruce / Sycamore #5890

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QUOTABLE NOTABLES

The Unemployed Philosophers Guild does not believe in dashing off a thumb-typed text when you can send a handsome Quotable Notable card. Each one comes packaged in an acetate sleeve with a brief biography on the back, an envelope, and its own colorful sticker sheet filled with quotes, images, and greetings so you can customize your card. Give your thumbs a rest.

1. OPEN YOUR QUOTABLE NOTABLE

2. ADORN YOUR MESSAGE

3. TUCK INSIDE THE ENVELOPE

4. SEND OFF RIGHT AWAY!

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ABRAHAM LINCOLN #0966 Il14229c))%&@]T

BARACK OBAMA #0609 Il14229c))#^*\R

HISTORY & POLITICS

BENJAMIN FRANKLIN #0574 Il14229c))#%%\R

ROSA PARKS #2223 Il14229c)@@@#\R

KARL MARX #0233 Il14229c))#@#[Q

RUTH BADER GINSBURG #5596 Il14229c))&@)XN

ELEANOR ROOSEVELT #0576 Il14229c))#%&VL

JEAN-PAUL SARTRE #0505 Il14229c))#$&WM

CHE GUEVARA #0199 Il14229c))#)@VL

THEODORE ROOSEVELT #0937 Il14229c))%%$YO

ALEXANDER HAMILTON #4940 Il14229c))*(^ZP

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ROSIE THE RIVETER #0586 Il14229c))#%)WM

PHILOSOPHY WORLD RELIGIONS

SOCRATES #0211 Il14229c))#!%VL

SITTING BULL #2958 Il14229c)@(%*]T

LUDWIG WITTGENSTEIN #0205 Il14229c))#!*WM

JOHN F. KENNEDY #2224 Il14229c)@@@$YO

GEORGE WASHINGTON #1783 Il14229c))^(#?K

AUTHORS & LITERATURE

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STEM

SKLODOWSKA CURIE #4417 Il14229c))(&%\R CHARLES DARWIN #0478 Il14229c))#$@\R ALBERT EINSTEIN #0204 Il14229c))#))\R

STAR TREK

FREUD #0203 Il14229c))#)%WM NIKOLA TESLA #3658 Il14229c))$%(WM OSCAR WILDE #1785 Il14229c))^(%YO

VISUAL & PERFORMING

DAVID BOWIE #5764 Il50038c)%##@VL

BILLIE HOLIDAY #3326 Il14229c)))@*?K

FREDDIE MERCURY #5765 Il50038c)%###]T

ROGERS #3885 Il14229c))@(!]T

SALVADOR DALÍ #0230 Il14229c))#@)ZP

FRIDA KAHLO #0218 Il14229c))#)^+U

CLAUDE MONET #0231 Il14229c))#@!WM

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DUKE ELLINGTON #5766 Il50038c)%##$ZP

JOHN LENNON #5768 Il50038c)%*#^YO

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ANDY WARHOL #0939 Il14229c))%%^]T

ALFRED HITCHCOCK #5361 Il14229c))($#[Q

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STICKY NOTES

Our handy, eye-catching Sticky Note Booklets hold dozens and dozens of notes and page markers with individual designs. They’re better than a memo pad and more fun than those oh-sosquare ordinary sticky notes.

BOB ROSS ® THE JOY OF PAINTING

The Bob Ross sticky note booklet has images of Bob Ross, a blank canvas, and his work as page markers. #5004 Il14229c))*(%]T

FRIDA KAHLO “REFLECTIONS”

The largest notes feature Frida Kahlo and her self-portrait – medium notes show an artist’s palette and brushes – and there are five different colors of bookmarks / document flags for your own inspiration. #0529 Il14229c))$*(+U

SCREAM NOTES

Pssst. Want to get someone's attention? Scream. These sticky notes –large and small – help you say the loud part out quiet. #5754 Il50038c)%*@@\R

MUCH ADO ABOUT NOTHINGS

EDGAR ALLAN POE

Forgot an important errand? “Nevermore.” Looking for a quick bookmark or a final resting place for your poetry or your pants size? The Edgar Allan Poe Sticky Notes Booklet has four styles of notes with Poe quotes. #5827 Il50038c)%*&(VL

Much Ado About Nothings Shakespearean sticky notes feature the Bard, himself, on the cover and the largest note. Inside are hundreds of notes in varying shapes and sizes and colors...#0533 Il14229c))%!*[Q

JANE AUSTEN

Austen sticky notes are just the thing for we who also "cannot be forced into genius and eloquence." Featuring four (4) unique Austen quotes on elegant squares of colored paper. #5755 Il50038c)%*@#YO

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FEMINOTES

What do women want? Sticky notes! Each Feminotes booklet comes with more than 100 die-cut sticky notes for all occasions. #1818 Il14229c))^(^VL

BEST SELLER SELLER

STAR TREK

Lt. Uhura is in command of the message pad! The away team appears –disappears – reappears – as they beam up and beam down on the page markers! #4427 Il14229c))(&&VL

TINNED FISH

We pack dozens of stickies (in no oil) into a crush-resistant booklet – handy for sudden ideas as you car pool Holy mackerel, these lovable little stickies make our hearts smelt! #5930 Il50057c^)*$([Q

WONDERLAND

Sticky notes and page markers with Alice, the White Rabbit, the Cheshire Cat, the Caterpillar, Tweedledee and Tweedledum… for when you're stuck down a rabbit hole or in a cubicle. #2781 Il14229c)@&*!WM

THE WONDERFUL WIZARD OF OZ

Featuring L. Frank Baum's unforgettable characters and classic illustrations by W.W. Denslow. #4737 Il14229c))*(@\R

MISTER ROGERS’ NEIGHBORHOOD

This booklet is filled with message-friendly sticky notes: page markers with puppet images – of of X the Owl, King Friday XIII, Daniel Striped Tiger, and Lady Elaine Fairchilde. The large notes show Mister Rogers with Trolley and the medium notes are in the shape of an extra sweater. #3820 Il14229c))@@^?K

MONTY PYTHON’S FLYING STICKY NOTES

This sticky note booklet features classic Python iconography. And now for something completely sticky! #3048 Il14229c))!^*XN

BUDDHA

Filled with an assortment of sticky notes that bring an element of karma to your most mundane tasks. #0611 Il14229c))%@)+U

HIGH NOTES

It’s Cannabis for the rest of us! Now you can forget all those other sticky notes. High Notes are plant-based entertainment based on your plantbased entertainment. #5734 Il50038c)%*)^\R

FREUDIAN SLIPS

DOCUMENT FIRST AID

A pack of sticky notes in the shapes of ointment and assorted bandages – everything you need to remedy your writing: fix the wording, mend a sentence, and make your documents all better. #3647 Il14229c))$(@+U

The largest of Freudian Slips feature Sigmund Freud, himself – with plenty of page markers in five colors! – and medium notes (Freud’s personal stationery). Write your own prescription! #0114 Il14229c))$$@YO

MUSICAL NOTES

Each booklet contains more than 200 sticky notes shaped like notes and staves, for the bass and treble clef, to help you bring harmony to all your projects. #0532 Il14229c))$*^]T

ZIPPER BAGS

$7.00 / $9.50 CDN • MULTIPLES OF 4

Everybody needs a home-away-from-home for their super-important stuff, so reach for our roomy, sturdy Zipper Bags:

• Stash a spare leash for the dog park

• Lug your lock for your Pilates locker

• Carry coupons for the car wash

• Rescue your kid’s loose crayons

• Is your package of Swedish fish swimming around in your purse? Save them!

• Grab your vitamins and favorite teabags on the way to work

We make the perfect pouches, loaded with features…

HOLDS:

• PENS AND PENCILS

INTERIOR POCKET FOR YOUR ID, CREDIT CARD, OR BUS PASS

• BRUSHES AND SHADOWS

• SNACKS AND MORE SNACKS

STAYS OPEN FOR BUSINESS ON YOUR DESK, WORKBENCH, OR COUNTERTOP.

THEN ZIP IT UP AND ZIP OFF!

REUSABLE METAL CHAIN

EACH BAG HAS AN INDIVIDUAL HANG TAG FACTS AND FEATURES AND FASCINATING READING CONTACT INFORMATION IN CASE BAG SEEKS ADVENTURES ABROAD

HANG TAG FOLDS AND FITS IN THE INTERIOR POCKET

GEORGIAN FASHION

The Georgian Fashion Zipper Bag showcases styles of the era (1714-1847), with a Tricorne hat, Reticule, Square-toed shoe, Ivory brisé fan, Top hat, White chip bonnet with feather and many other wardrobe items and accessories that made women spectacular and men smashing — in no way deserving taunts of “Macaroni.” #5900 Il50057c^)*@&YO

JANE AUSTEN

The Jane Austen Bag is just the place to keep all the small things you need: a bottle of ink and a pen, a stack of letters tied with a ribbon, a needle and thread. This pouch is for those who recognize that the small is not inevitably the trivial. #5324

BOB ROSS ®

If you’re a fan of Bob Ross and you love The Joy of Painting – this is your bag. On one side: the 13 colors he used most (so you can load your palette the way he did!) On the other side: an encouraging quote and art from a characteristic painting (to keep you inspired!) The colorful tag features facts about Bob Ross, his favorite “wet on wet” technique, and his place in art history. This beautiful pouch is fully-lined and has an inner card pocket. It’s just the place to stow your brushes! #5737

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FRIDA KAHLO

Every creative act is a self-portrait of a sort, so carry all your supplies and inspirations in this Frida Bag and let the master artist remind you to paint your own reality. #5399

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CABLES & PORTS

Whether you grew up with a pager and a Walkman – or a Palm Pilot and a 32MB MP3 player – or your phone is all you’ll ever need –the Cables & Ports Zipper Bag will help keep your tech together. #5901 Il50057c^)*@*VL

EDGAR ALLAN POE

On both sides there’s a dashing portrait of Edgar Allan Poe surrounded by a dozen quotes from his life and works – The Raven, Murders in the Rue Morgue, stories, poems, a personal letter… This sturdy canvas pouch is the perfect place to stash that which you cannot bear to lose – your crow quill pen, a bottle of ink (black as night). #5843

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ALCHEMY

The Alchemy Bag is covered with beautiful and mysterious alchemical imagery to remind you it’s important to keep experimenting. Holds lead, gold, and all the necessities for your transformation. It’s the perfect accessory for the person of substance. #5323

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LOTERIA ®

Since the early 1900s, Loteria® has traveled through Mexico – and throughout the world – making friends along the way! Loteria® is a celebration of low-tech fun, spur-of-the-moment gatherings, and time well-spent with neighbors, friends, and family. Now you can take the fun along – classic art and 42 bold, bright Loteria card images. Go everywhere with the Loteria® Zipper Bag. #5922

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TAROT

The wondrous Tarot Bag is bedecked (!) with images from the classic Rider Waite tarot deck. Whether you need a fascinating pouch to carry your own cards or a zipper bag to hold your fortune, you’ll agree – it’s divine. #5696

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YOGA

The Yoga Bag features original drawings to illustrate 15 poses. For those who believe practice makes practiced. Namaste. #5322

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MISTER ROGERS

The Mister Rogers Bag is a special place to keep your special things. It’s special on the inside with plenty of room and a little pocket for your ID cards. It’s special on the outside with images of Trolley, X the Owl, King Friday XIII, other citizens of the Neighborhood of Make-Believe – and Mister Rogers, himself! It’s a pouch for your pencils with quotes to remind everyone: You are special! #5738 Il50038c)%*!)YO

SHAKESPEAREAN INSULTS

Be not one who may be called a leathern jerkin, crystal-button, not-pated, agate-ring… (shudder). Once thing’s for certain: the Bard had a way with words. If you find yourself in a battle of wits, arm yourself! Procure a Shakespearean Insults Bag to hold your yellow stockings and hold your garters or hold your tongue. #5380 Il14229c))(@&[Q

PASTA

Our tasty Pasta Bag includes Pellegrino Artusi’s classic 1891 recipe for Salsa di Pomodoro (Tomato Sauce). Buon appetito! Buon accessorio! #5327 Il14229c))*)(ZP

MUSHROOMS

We call them “vegetables” yet they are not plants. They’re carnivores yet they are not animals. Our Mushrooms Bag features 23 species of these otherworldly sci-fi fungi found on our world. Will that fungus be tasty or toxic? Healthy or hallucinogenic? Always ask a mycologist. #5835 Il50038c)%**$ZP

WEED

Grass. Hemp. Hay. Bud. Forage. Herb. Why all the euphemisms? We’re all adults here. “Weed” is just another word for “plant” …a righteous, righteous plant. Our 100% cotton zip-up Weed Bag honors these beautiful yet misunderstood works of nature. #5398 Il14229c))(^#YO

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SECULAR SAINTS

$6.25 / $8.75 CDN • MULTIPLES OF 6

The Unemployed Philosophers Guild has created these unscented Secular Saints candles for our unenlightened times.

The portrait of a cultural luminary appears on the front of the votive, and there are special features beautifully rendered on the reverse. They are guaranteed to grant your desires (“I need romantic lighting”) and aid the powerless (“I need light until the power comes back on”).

RICH COLOR PORTRAIT

SAINT’S NAME

JOHN LENNON #4282

FREDDIE MERCURY #5418

BILLIE HOLIDAY #4736

SALVADOR DALÍ #3473

FRIDA KAHLO #3291

BOB ROSS

#5713

HARRIET TUBMAN #5225

RUTH BADER GINSBURG #5645

ELEANOR ROOSEVELT #5224

AUSTEN #4280

JAMES BALDWIN #4734

ALLAN POE #4562

#3307

NIKOLA TESLA #4283

CARL SAGAN #4735

CHARLES DARWIN #3325

ALBERT EINSTEIN #2933

JANE

EDGAR

WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE

JIGSAW PUZZLES JIGSAW PUZZLES

There’s nothing like the satisfying click when a piece of the puzzle fits. The Unemployed Philosophers Guild invites you to join us over a jigsaw puzzle

PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN SLOGANS

The United States is a proud nation of individuals who want to RETURN TO NORMALCY and to vote FOR A NEW DEAL. Whether you proclaim I LIKE IKE or you like LBJ FOR THE USA, you’ll enjoy this colorful Presidential Campaign Slogans Jigsaw Puzzle. A collection of mottos and rallying cries, buttons and banners and badges – it’s for everyone who believes THIS IS OUR YEAR… isn’t that all of us?

19¾" × 27½" (50cm × 70cm) #5684 Il14229c))!#&+U

MISTER ROGERS

Spend time with UPG’s Mister Rogers Jigsaw Puzzle. You’ll enjoy dozens of colorful quotes and song lyrics, images of his iconic sweater and Trolley, as well as characters from the Neighborhood of Make-Believe. We’ve always wanted to have a neighbor just like him. 19¾" × 27½" (50cm × 70cm) #5661

TWO PUZZLES IN ONE!

AGE OF THE DINOSAURS

Put together one side to see these terrible lizards come to life in their Mesozoic Era habitat – then take it apart and reassemble the dinosaur skeleton exhibit in your local museum. UPG’s Age of the Dinosaurs doublesided Jigsaw Puzzle is two puzzles in one for long-lasting fun!

11¾" × 353⁄8" (30cm × 90cm) #5686 Il14229c))!*@+U

A BRIEF HISTORY OF ART

From the Lascaux Cave paintings in prehistoric France… all the way to the Abstract end-of-the-20th-century USA, now you can relive the history of Western Art in a single weekend! Each time you assemble UPG’s A Brief History of Art jigsaw puzzle, you receive an entire course in Art History in a mere fraction of the time!

11¾" × 353⁄8" (30cm × 90cm) #5630 Il14229c))(^&WM

FRIDA’S GARDEN

Spend time in Frida’s Garden in the flourishing company of lively animals, colorful blooms and lush succulents, green foliage… and that most mysterious of creatures, Diego. 19¾" × 27½" (50cm × 70cm) #5685 Il14229c))!$![Q

MODERN ARTISTS

Courbet, Manet, Degas, Cézanne, and Klimt. Monet, Renoir, Cassatt, Gauguin, van Gogh. Bourgeois and Lichtenstein. Frankenthaler and Warhol. This jigsaw puzzle celebrates 70 formidable Modern Artists. (Feuds and models not included.) 19¾" × 27½" (50cm × 70cm) #5663 Il14229c))*(([Q

GREAT FIRST LINES OF LITERATURE

Great writers show how it’s done: with drama, humor, and wisdom. UPG’s Great First Lines of Literature Jigsaw Puzzle is as packed as the best kind of bookshelf with intriguing first lines from dozens of writers. Classic works – adventure, science fiction, romance, mystery – these wonderful quotes will draw you in for hours of engagement.

19¾" × 27½" (50cm × 70cm) #5627

Il14229c))&@*+U

GREAT FLOWERS

We’ve gathered the most beautiful blossoms ever painted to bring you the Great Flowers jigsaw puzzle. Pick a forget-me-not (Jan van Kessel the Elder), a rowdy sunflower or two (guess who!) and a rose (Manet) is a rose (Klimt) is a rose (Fantin-Latour) More than 70 flowers, with no two alike. 19¾" × 27½" (50cm × 70cm) #5753

Il50038c)%*%%ZP

SHAKESPEAREAN INSULTS

UPG’s formidable Shakespearean Insults Jigsaw Puzzle is more Shakespearean and more insulting than any other – with invective from every single play in which the Bard is known to have had a hand!

19¾" × 27½" (50cm × 70cm) #5664 Il14229c))(#@?K

JANE AUSTEN LITERARY LINES

Janeites, unite! Here is a handsome Jigsaw Puzzle featuring Jane Austen’s works! Each quote is rendered by hand, charmingly filigreed, and ornamented to pleasing effect. You’ll lose yourself for hours in this captivating puzzle – a new way to surround yourself with Jane Austen’s words – her wit, her empathy, and her still-brilliant observations about a party. It’s genius. 19¾" × 27½" (50cm × 70cm) #5628

Il14229c))$&)\R

FERTILE MINDS

$6.00 / $7.75

EDGAR ALLAN POE

“An immortal instinct, deep within the spirit of man, is thus, plainly, a sense of the Beautiful.” This Fertile Minds planter pot in the image of Edgar Allan Poe will bring mystery and beauty to your home. It’s genius. #5584 Il14229c))&!^[

ALBERT EINSTEIN

Albert Einstein, the later-life vegetarian, is now a smart ceramic décor accent. It’s the perfect place to plant a lovely little Mammillaria elongata 'Cristata' — you know, a brain cactus. #5534 Il14229c))@$^]T

SIGMUND FREUD

COMES

DISPLAY

The Sigmund Freud planter pot holds a small cactus (for when you’re feeling prickly). Of course, you could always cultivate aromatic herbs if you prefer headier stuff. #5537 Il14229c))@&!?K

LUDWIG VAN BEETHOVEN

Want to add a dash of drama to your décor? This miniature bust of Ludwig van Beethoven will give your music room a little dun dun dun DUNNNNNNN! #5585 Il14229c))!*)ZP

WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE

Wm. Shakespeare’s imagination brought us “a rose by any other name” and now he can grow your kitchen herbs. (Will might suggest marjoram, thyme, rosemary, mints…) #5533 Il14229c))@$&ZP

JANE AUSTEN

FRIDA KAHLO

Don’t wait for beauty. Start a seedling in your Fertile Minds planter pot with the image of Frida and transform your home. #5536 Il14229c))@&)XN

This charming Jane Austen planter pot makes a cozy addition to your nightstand or a sunny windowsill. What would make the winter melt faster than growing Sweet William from seed and then transplanting to your window box? #5539 Il14229c))@&#YO

VINCENT VAN GOGH

It’s true: “great things are not done just by impulse, but are a series of small things put together.” This Vincent van Gogh ceramic planter pot will add an artistic touch to your workspace or your home — perhaps in The Bedroom #5538 Il14229c))@&@\R

T*LIGHTS

$4.00 / $5.50 CDN • MULTIPLES OF 4 • 2 3/8" DIA. × 4" TALL / 6CM × 10 CM

Right out of the box, T*Lights are COOL design elements. As a lit tea light WARMS the porcelain, beautiful images are slowly revealed. Full transformation may take up to 20 minutes. (Tea light not included.)

BIRDS ON A WIRE

Black and white silhouettes perch on wires. Drop in a lit candle and be patient until the distinctive field marks and hues of 18 colorful species of Birds are revealed. #5667 Il14229c))(%)YO

CONSTELLATIONS

It’s never too early for stars to be out. Armchair star-gazers will spot familiar figures among the spangle of stars. When the candle has warmed the porcelain, 11 favorite Constellations appear. #5666 Il14229c))(#^]T

MYSTERIOUS

SEA

The Mysterious Sea T*Lights heat-transforming candle holders can change your perspective. Cold, they feature silhouettes of two ships calmly sailing over dark seas. But when you drop in a lit tea light or votive candle, the porcelain warms to slowly reveal two of the ocean’s biggest mysteries… #5676 Il14229c))!*&YO

GREAT NUDES

People change… out of their garb and back to a state of nature. Light a candle and when things heat up, it’s just a matter of time until Great Nudes from art masterpieces are unveiled. #5668 Il14229c))(%*?K

MONDRIAN

Whether you live in an atelier or something closer to a cave, an intriguing Mondrian T*Light adds abstraction to that all-important space surrounding it. (Home.) #5800 Il50038c)%*^)+U

DRAGONFLY

When the porcelain is cool, the dark design elements take prominence; drop a lit tea light or votive into the candle holder and the heat will gradually draw out dragonflies in the colors of Tiffany glass. #5687 Il14229c))!*#[Q

BUTTERFLIES

The flame of a tea light brings about mysterious processes. Bit by bit, there’s a flutter of color, a glimpse of pattern, and 17 classic illustrations of Butterflies emerge after their metamorphosis. #5669 Il14229c))(%(\R

COLD

EIDOS

$6.50

EIDOS – GREAT ART

Ancient Egypt, the Dutch Baroque Period, Stone Age Austria, feudal Japan, 20th century Mexico… You’ll find the works of artists you know, as well as time-honored creators whose work speaks for itself. Spend time with beautiful art pieces of genius. #5631 Il14229c))&(&ZP

EIDOS – WHAT’S IN A NAME?

Eídos

EIDOS, noun ei·dos | \ `ī,däs, `ā,- \ Something that is seen or intuited; image, idea. Origin: Greek.

EIDOS

IN SPACE

Planets and constellations, ancient star maps, astronomers, Space-Age rockets…dozens and dozens of images spanning our history as a species of adventurers – from star-gazing to STEM and still star-gazing. Dazzling cosmic images that will keep you looking up. #5632 Il14229c))*^*WM

THE PROOF IS IN THE PUDDING BOWLS

$14.50 / $18.00 CDN MULTIPLES OF 4

Here’s the logical gift for the math lover in your life! A set of four ceramic pudding bowls with the proofs to classic theorems of Euclid, Hippasus, Pythagoras, and Gauss. 4" diameter, 2½" tall, holds 8 oz. Yet so deep! #4054 Il14229c))^)$[Q

TRUMPZILLA

$7.50 / $9.00 CDN MULTIPLES OF 4

Here's something to play with when you're playing politics: He smashes trade deals! He crashes climate deals! He steps on allies! Does TRUMPZILLA stop for anything (besides golf)???!!! #5525 Il14229c))@^*?K

LIP BALM

Lip Balms from The Unemployed Philosophers Guild are delicious, highquality concoctions wrapped up in fetching and fun-to-read packages.

Lively in your shop display — lovely when you get them home — each one is a useful, flavorful accessory for pocket, purse, or backpack.

ORGANIC ingredients

REAL flavors you like NO butylthis, parathat, or methylwhatever NO mineral oil

NO battery acid

NO truth serum that makes you confess, “Boss, that haircut makes you look like an eel.”

FRIDA KAHLO’S ON THE LIPS OF DREAMS

citrus #5316

Il14229c))@&&WM

WINNIE-THE-POOH

HUNNY LIP BALM

honey #5929

Il50057c^)*$*+U

FREUD’S ORAL FIXATION

eucalyptus mint #5319

Il14229c))(#$YO

O-BALM-A peppermint #5338 Il14229c))(#(+U

ALBERT EINSTEIN’S FAMOUS FORMULA FOR THE LIPS unflavored #5368 Il14229c))#($[Q

JANE AUSTEN’S FINEST BALM peppermint #5318 Il14229c))@&([Q

ALICE IN WONDERLAND CURIOUSER AND CURIOUSER

citrus #5402 Il14229c))%((ZP

CALAMITY JANE’S LEGENDARY LIP ELIXIR eucalyptus mint #5543 Il14229c))@&%]T

ROSIE THE RIVETER’S HARD-WORKING LIP BALM peppermint #5367 Il14229c))!%!ZP

SHAKESPEARE’S MIDSUMMER NIGHT’S BALM cherry #5317 Il14229c))*)%\R

ORIGINAL SIN LIP BALM apple #5928 Il50057c^)*$&WM

UPPER LIP BALM peppermint

Il14229c))!$(WM

Under each clever label of Read My Lip Balm is a literary wonder under wraps. Unroll the wrapper to read a little poetry, a little whimsey, a little drama – and savor the work of a favorite writer whenever you reapply.

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WM.

STIFF

#5366

ROMEO & JULIET

Pear of star-cross’d lovers flavor

UNDER THE WRAPPER : Shakespeare’s Romeo and Juliet (balcony scene excerpt) #5743

JABBERWOCKY

Looking-Glass Eucalyptus Mint flavor UNDER THE WRAPPER : Lewis Carroll’s Jabberwocky (entire poem) #5744 Il50038c)%*!^[Q

POE’S RAVEN

Chilling Peppermint flavor UNDER THE WRAPPER : Edgar Allan Poe’s The Raven (poem excerpt) #5746 Il50038c)%*!*?K

BACK OF CARD HIGHLIGHTS THE REVEAL PEEL & REVEAL

T-SHIRTS

HERE’S LOOKING AT EUCLID

EUCLID1 - S Il14229c*)))%\R

EUCLID2 - M Il14229c*)))^YO

EUCLID3 - L Il14229c*)))&VL

$11.50 / $14.00 CDN (+$1.00 FOR XXL) • MULTIPLES OF 2/SIZE $14.50 / $18.00 CDN • MULTIPLES OF 2/SIZE

EUCLID4 - XL Il14229c*))#![Q

EUCLID5 - XXL Il14229c*)))*]T

DALÍ LLAMA

LLAMA1 - S Il14229c*))!%[Q

LLAMA2 - M Il14229c*))!^XN

LLAMA3 - L Il14229c*))!&?K

PINK FREUD

PINKF1 - S Il14229c))#&%ZP

LLAMA4 - XL Il14229c*))!*\R

LLAMA5 - XXL Il14229c*))!(YO

SHAKESPEAREAN INSULTS

INSULT1 - S Il14229c))!^)\R

PINKF2 - M Il14229c))#&$]T

PINKF3 - L Il14229c))#&#VL

PINKF4 - XL Il14229c))#&@YO PINKF5 - XXL Il14229c))#&!\R

Now you can really put your foot in it! Walk in the master’s footsteps with our patented built-in ‘sock-tongue’.

INSULT2 - M Il14229c))!^!YO

INSULT3 - L Il14229c))!^@VL

INSULT4 - XL Il14229c))!^#]T

INSULT5 - XXL Il14229c))!^$ZP

Available in US sizes:

SMALL (Women’s 6–9.5, Men’s 6–8) #0112 Il14229c))@#)\R

(Women’s 10–11.5, Men’s 8.5–11) #0111 Il14229c))@#!YO

(Women’s 12+, Men’s 11.5–14) #0110 Il14229c))@#@VL

MAGNETIC PLAY SETS

$7.25 / $9.50 CDN • MULTIPLES OF 6

COMPACT MIRRORS

HENRY V SELF-LOVE

O for a Mirror fine, close at hand

The best contraption for reflection! This fetching accessory features the Shakespeare quote: Self-love is not so vile a sin / As self-neglecting.

#5782

– Henry V, Act II, sc. iv

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Here’s what everyone’s looking for: GLAMOROUS and HANDSOME. But possibilities you never imagined are right before your eyes. If you look, you’ll find SMART, find ORIGINAL, find 40 beautiful kinds of beautiful …only if you don’t stop looking too soon!

#5780

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What is an Ivory Tower?

The Unemployed Philosophers Guild Ivory Tower is a space-saving display fully customized to fit your assortment of our gifts – coffee mugs, plush dolls and puppets, stationery, and the rest of our witty and original designs. With lockable wheels and a metal frame, our store within a store is the perfect addition to your collection.

The Design That You Design Show off items from every line!

20 HOOKS

LIP BALM · ENAMEL PINS PILL BOXES · ZIPPER BAGS

HAIR PINS · DISH TOWELS COMPACT MIRRORS

7 WIRE & ACRYLIC SHELVES

MAGNETIC PLAY SETS NOTEBOOKS · CARDS

6 FLAT TRAYS

CANDLES · MUGS · LITTLE THINKERS MINTS · STICKY NOTES · TABLEWARE

FREUDIAN SLIPPERS · WATCHES SOAPS · PUZZLES · FERTILE MINDS

…AND THE METAL FRAME

SHOWCASES MAGNETIC PERSONALITIES

Free freight* on your first order. Save 5% on all $100 reorders.

Order $2000+ ($2500+ CDN) and the Ivory Tower is yours at no charge.

*free freight to contiguous US only. 5% discount cannot be combined with other promotions.

TOWER

Tailored to your assortment

MINI IVORY TOWER

Is space at a premium? Choose a countertop Mini Ivory Tower you can design and redesign with a combination of products.

Each display comes with (3) flat trays, (3) wire & acrylic shelves, (6) hooks, and a magnetic frame.

Order $950+ ($1250+ CDN) and the Mini Ivory Tower can be added to your order for free.

Your new Mini Ivory Tower includes Free Freight on your first order and 5%* on all $100 reorders.

SHAKESPEAREAN INSULTS #0065 Il14229c)))@(\R

JANE AUSTEN #3764 Il14229c))$^$[Q

CONSTELLATION #2762 Il14229c)@&^@VL

BOB ROSS SELF-PAINTING MUG #4961 Il14229c))*&)ZP

FRIDA KAHLO #3291 Il14229c)))!!WM

TRADITIONAL MUGS

BRIEF HISTORY OF ART #1658 Il14229c))^&%[Q

GEOLOGIC TIME #5019 Il14229c))*&&YO

TRANSFORMING MUGS

BIRDS ON A WIRE #4746 Il14229c))*$#+U

THE LITERARY CAT #5375 Il14229c))@^#ZP

DISAPPEARING CHESHIRE CAT #0025 Il14229c)))@%+U

DISAPPEARING DINOSAURS #0982 Il14229c))%&&XN

FRIDA DREAMS #4747 Il14229c))*$@WM

STAR TREK TRANSPORTER #4606 Il14229c))*#![Q

SECULAR SAINT CANDLES DISH TOWELS

FREDDIE MERCURY #5418 Il14229c))&(!XN RUTH BADER GINSBURG #5645 Il14229c))*)@[Q

EDGAR ALLAN POE #4562 Il14229c))((@YO

ENAMEL PINS

FOWL TOWEL #5836 Il50038c)%**%WM

LITERARY TASTES #5839 Il50038c)%***XN TAROT #5838 Il50038c)%**&[Q

EDGAR ALLAN POE #5079 Il14229c))**@]T

CATS OF

BOB ROSS #5083 Il14229c))**^[Q

ROSIE THE RIVETER #5098 Il14229c))(!%XN

HAIR PINS

#5704 Il14229c))*^$YO EDGAR ALLAN

#5779 Il50038c)%*$&?K SONGBIRDS #5711 Il14229c))%@&]T

FRIDA KAHLO #5091 Il14229c))()(WM

PYTHON BLACK KNIGHT #5742 Il50038c)%*!$WM RUTH BADER GINSBURG #5219 Il14229c))@%&YO

JANE AUSTEN #5705 Il14229c))^*)?K

FRIDA KAHLO #0218 Il14229c))#)^+U

MISTER ROGERS #3885 Il14229c))@(!]T

ROSIE THE RIVETER #0586 Il14229c))#%)WM

BOB ROSS® #5301 Il14229c))(@^+U

EDGAR ALLAN POE #0209 Il14229c))#!!XN

ALBERT EINSTEIN #0204 Il14229c))#))\R

VINCENT VAN GOGH #0210 Il14229c))#!#\R

LITTLE THINKERS PENCILS

ALBERT EINSTEIN #0035 Il14229c))!)#YO

FRIDA KAHLO #0056 Il14229c))!)@\R

FRIDA KAHLO #0057 Il14229c)))%^XN

ALBERT EINSTEIN #0148 Il14229c)))#&WM

JEAN-LUC PICARD’S

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ANDY WARHOL #0939 Il14229c))%%^]T

EDGAR ALLAN POE #0187 Il14229c))!@!]T

VINCENT VAN GOGH #0122 Il14229c))!!&VL

MODERNISTS #5888 Il50057c^)*!&ZP

MAGNETIC PERSONALITIES

THE SCREAM #0646 Il14229c))^#$XN

IMPRESSIONISTS #5887 Il50057c^)*!^]T

ANIMAL TRACKS #5889 Il50057c^)*!*WM

POE’S RAVEN #4394 Il14229c))&%)?K

WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE #0104 Il14229c)))%(YO

ANDY WARHOL #0643 Il14229c))^@!XN

SWEET FOAM SOAP

Il14229c))(*#WM

ZIPPER BAGS

VINCENT VAN GOGH #0121 Il14229c)))^)?K BOB ROSS #5300 Il14229c))&@&WM

Il14229c))%@%YO

EDGAR ALLAN POE #5843 Il50038c)%*(#\R

AND JESUS WASHED #4411 Il14229c))(&!+U

BOB ROSS HAPPY LITTLE MINTS #4960 Il14229c))*^(+U

#0949 Il14229c))%^&YO

MINTS

ROGERS’ ENCOURAGEMINTS #4230 Il14229c))@@@WM

JANE AUSTEN’S PRIDE AND PEPPERMINTS #5626 Il14229c))&@$VL STAR TREK TRIBBLE KIBBLE #5733 Il50038c)%*)%?K

NOTEBOOKS

AUSTEN #5755 Il50038c)%*@#YO

STICKY NOTES

TREK #4427 Il14229c))(&&VL

WONDERLAND #2781 Il14229c)@&*!WM

RETIREMINTS #2102 Il14229c))&#)WM

#5754 Il50038c)%*@@\R

NOTES #0532 Il14229c))$*^]T

MISTER ROGERS’ NEIGHBORHOOD #3820 Il14229c))@@^?K EDGAR ALLAN POE #5827 Il50038c)%*&(VL

LIP BALM

IN WONDERLAND CURIOUSER AND CURIOUSER #5402

MAGNETIC PLAY SETS

WOULD JESUS WEAR? #0323 Il14229c))^&!]T

TREK #5750 Il50038c)%*@)XN

BOB ROSS JOY OF PAINTING #5624 Il14229c))&@!?K

PUZZLES & GAMES NOTEPADS

FLOWERS PUZZLE #5753 Il50038c)%*%%ZP

PERFECT PICKS FOR: ART MUSEUMS

VAN GOGH’S SUNFLOWER SOAP #4432 Il14229c))(*#WM

FRIDA KAHLO MAGNETIC PERSONALITY #0057 Il14229c)))%^XN THE SCREAM ENAMEL PINS #5214 Il14229c))@%$XN

BRIEF HISTORY OF ART MUG #1658 Il14229c))^&%[Q

SCIENCE CENTERS

ALBERT EINSTEIN MAGNETIC PERSONALITY #0148 Il14229c)))#&WM MATH MUG #0492 Il14229c))$!)XN

EQUATIONS DISH TOWEL #5908 Il50057c^)*@(]T NIKOLA TESLA’S EXPERIMINTS #2978 Il14229c))#*&]T

IT’S HARD TO GET A HANDLE ON MODERN ART #5193 Il14229c))@%)ZP

GEOLOGY – A FIELD NOTEBOOK #5583 Il14229c))&!%+U

GARDEN ENTHUSAISTS

BOTANY — A NATURALIST’S NOTEBOOK #5363 Il14229c))*)&VL

BUTTERFLIES MUG #5568 Il14229c)))!$XN ENTOMOLOGY – A NATURALIST’S NOTEBOOK #5423 Il14229c))$&(?K GREAT FLOWERS OF ART HAIR PINS #5704 Il14229c))*^$YO BEE GARDEN #5801 Il50038c)%*^![Q

PLANETARIUMS

IMPRESSIONISTS PENCILS #5887 Il50057c^)*!^]T

PLATONIC SOLIDS ENAMEL PINS #5313 Il14229c))@^@]T

LITERARY LOVERS

SIMBLIST

ME, NH, VT, EASTERN MA info@simblistgroup.com 800.524.1621

SANDI ALEXANDER

UPSTATE NEW YORK sandia521@aol.com

LAURA VETTER RI, SOUTHEASTERN & CENTRAL MA, THE CAPE & THE ISLANDS ischlepri@aol.com

DONNA DILLINGHAM CT, SOUTHERN & WESTERN MA dillingrep@gmail.com

ANDREA GOLDFARB MD, DC afgoldfarb58@gmail.com

SALES REPS POLICIES

OPENING ORDERS

Minimum opening order is $150 wholesale, prepaid with a major credit card†, INTERAC*, PayPal, or a fistful of damp folding currency. To apply for Net 30 terms, please email wholesale@PhilosophersGuild.com with the following:

• Three (3) current vendor references with fax numbers and emails

• One (1) bank reference Net 30 terms will be applied on subsequent orders upon credit approval.

REORDERS

Minimum reorder is $100.

RETURNS

Defective or damaged items are eligible for an account credit and must be reported within 14 days (see CLAIMS). All other returns must be approved within 60 days of receipt of merchandise. Contact us at wholesale@PhilosophersGuild.com for approval. Approved returns are subject to a 20% restocking fee. All returns must be unstickered and in resalable condition.

ROAD RUNNERS

NC, SC, GA, AL, MS, TN, KY, FL roadrunnersllc.com

Atlanta Showroom AmericasMart 40 John Portman Road #1500 Atlanta, GA 30303 888.674.6349

KELLEY & CREW IL, IN, OH, MI kcrewreps@gmail.com

JUST GOT 2 HAVE IT! NEW YORK CITY, WESTCHESTER, LONG ISLAND, NJ, DE, EASTERN PA, WV, VA info@justgot2haveit.com 404.749.4850

ANNE McGILVRAY & COMPANY

WY, NV, CA, AZ, NM, UT, CO, TX, OK, KS, NE, SD, ND, LA, AR, MO, IA, MN, WI, WESTERN PA hello@annemcgilvray.com 800.527.1462

AMCI Dallas Showroom 2050 North Stemmons Freeway Suite 270 Dallas, TX 75207

AMCI Las Vegas Showroom 455 S. Grand Central Parkway Suite C-1090 Las Vegas, NV 89106

AMCI Minneapolis Showroom 10301 Bren Road West Orange Gallery Rooms 378 & 379 Minnetonka, MN 55343

FINE LINES

WA, OR, ID, MT, AK info@finelinescompany.com

Seattle Mart 200 SW Michigan St Suite 213 Seattle, WA 98106

FUJII ASSOCIATES, INC. BOOKSTORES ONLY: LA, AR, MO, IA, MN, WI, MI, IL, IN, OH, KY, ND, SD, NE, KS, OK, TX

eric@fujiiassociates.com

CANADA

CANADIAN MANDA GROUP 664 Annette Street Toronto, Canada M6S 2C8 416.516.0911 info@mandagroup.com

ALL OTHER TERRITORIES wholesale@philosophersguild.com

Behold! The Small Print

CLAIMS

All claims due to incorrect pricing on an invoice, defective or damaged items, shortage, or items shipped in error must be reported to Customer Service within 14 days of receipt of merchandise.

BACKORDERS

Unless you provide alternate instructions, out of stock items are automatically backordered. Backorders under $40 ship with free freight to destinations in the Continental US. Customers pay freight on all backorder shipments over $40 unless backorder originated from a free freight order. No additions may be made to backorders with special promotions. Customers wanting no part of this backorder poppycock and bombast may elect no backorders ever but it’s your loss.

THE ROUND UP

Item quantities are automatically rounded up to the nearest multiple.

SHIPPING

Products ship from our domestic warehouse, FOB Indianapolis, Indiana. Charges will be determined at time of shipping and will be added to each invoice. If your account is prepaid by credit card, this will result in two separate charges. If you’d like to ship on your third-party account, please specify your shipping number on the order.

INTERNET MARKETPLACE SALES

Wholesale customers are not authorized to sell products on Internet marketplace sites, such as Amazon, eBay, Walmart, Etsy, etc.

PRICING

This Catalogue supersedes all others. All prices are subject to change without notice.

INVOICES

Invoices are sent via email at time of shipment. Please notify us if you prefer to receive invoices via fax, snail mail, or Pony Express.

IVORY TOWER PROGRAM

5% discount applies only to stores that have the Ivory Tower or Mini Ivory Tower on the floor. Customers may be asked for visual confirmation.

You can reach Customer Service at wholesale@PhilosophersGuild.com or at 718.243.9492. They are courteous and helpful, so be nice to them.

LEGAL

® The ‘Joy of Painting’, the Bob Ross name and Bob Ross images are registered trademarks of Bob Ross Inc.

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