Whiskey River Holiday Catalog 2024

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From maxing out my credit cards to the petty family drama, there’s nothing I love more than the holiday season. In fact, I can’t wait to make a bloody fool out of myself in front of friends and family alike after drinking a whole pitcher of spiked egg nog. But don’t get me wrong or anything, I also want a shit ton of presents this year.

I deserve it! Ask Santa.

NEW!

FA LA LA LA FAMILY

INTOXICATING MAI TAI SCENT

S-FAMILY

NEW Triple-Milled Soaps with Display

Holiday Soap Collection: 4 units of each soap; 16 total soap bars. Ships in counter-top display box.

DICK IN A BOX

PLEASING WOOD SCENT

S-DICK

NEW Holiday Paint Can Candles

12-ounce hand-poured soy wax candles in paint cans designed with mid-century style labels. Candle can size: 3 ¼″ D × 3 ⅞″ H. Burn time: 50 hours. Sold in 3-packs.

CEDARWOOD & FRESH APPLE SCENT

Classic Soaps & Candles

Once again, we have our best-selling classic soaps and uno candles available for limited-time holiday sales. Stock up, because these babies go fast!

Sleeeeigh!

SLEIGH ALL DAY

RUMCHATA HOT COCOA SCENT

DI’m so clever

DI saw it on a meme

DSlaaaaay!

SOAP SLE-S

CANDLE SLE-C

CHRISTMAS SPIRIT

APPLE PIE MOONSHINE SCENT

DParty season!

DI’ll play Santa this year

DSanta likes Bourbon now

SOAP CHR-S

CANDLE CHR-C

FESTIVUS

RUM PUNCH SCENT

DStill watches Seinfeld, too

DIncreases physical strength

DMatches the aluminum pole

SOAP FES-S

FUCKING CHRISTMAS. MISTLETOE & AMBIEN SCENT

D Helps spread cynicism

D For like-minded souls

D Pass me the Ambien

SOAP FUC-S

CANDLE FUC-C
CANDLE FES-C

GENERIC GIFTS

GARDEN VARIETY MINT SCENT

DCould have been worse

DIt was either this or toe socks

DUSED toe socks

SOAP GEN-S

CANDLE GEN-C

HO HO HOES

PEPPERMINT STICK SCENT

DHo

DHo

DHo

SOAP HOH-S

CANDLE HOH-C

THE NAUGHTY

VODKA CRANBERRY SCENT

DSomebody has to do it

DHolidays are a free pass

DIt’s go time

SOAP NAU-S

CANDLE NAU-C

Gift Tag Stickers

TBH GIFT TAG STICKERS

It’s now easier than ever to give your gifts an extra dose of… honesty. Not a huge fan of the holiday season? Got beef with your gift’s intended recipient? Did your shopping at 7/11? Say so with TBH gift tag stickers!

Two 8-sticker sheets with header card.

Sticker sheet size: 5″ × 9 ½″. Full-color. Sold in 8-packs.

TBH 2 GIFT TAG STICKERS

Holiday Pencils

Holiday Pencil Sets: 8-pack of standard No. 2 pencils made in the USA. Box size: 7 ½″ H × 2 ½″ W. Sold in 4-packs.

Holiday Pen Sets: 3-pack of black ink pens. Box size: 6 ¼″ H × 2″ W. Sold in 4-packs.

Emergency Ambiance Candles

100% soy wax scented with fragrance oils. Burn time: 4 one-hour emergency burns.

“Emergency Ambiance” matchbook included under lid. Stainless steel tin size: 3 ⅛″ D × 1 ⅛″ H. Sold in 4-packs.

CHRISTMAS KAREN
CHRISTMAS NAP

SHOP ALL HOLIDAY

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