by Jeevan Cian
Dear Reader, This is a graphical look at the humorous side of a night out on the town. It does not mean to be offensive nor be used as an instruction manual. Enjoy life, and remember to drink responsibly.
Getting Ready
Choice of underwear
Choice of clothing
Choice of footwear
Done.
Getting Ready
A loooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooooooooooooong bath
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Blooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
oooooooooooooooooooowdrying her hair.
ooooooooooooooooooooowdrying her hair.
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Choices of hairstyles
More choices
Each fingernail is meticulously painted
Make-up to make her look her best
Finally, she now thinks of what to wear...
Choosing which knickers and bra she should wear
And of course trying on every garment she owns..
The right choice of footwear completes the look,
As They Get To The Place,
They realize, it is far too crowded to spot a decent mate,..
But luckily some people stand out in a crowd,..
Women That Cannot Help But Stand Out In A Crowd
A girl will be more noticable if she...
has a tattoo.
wears heels.
...
dresses sexy
Men That Cannot Help But Stand Out In A Crowd
A guy will be more noticable if he...
has big hair.
is over-dressed.
is under-dressed.
is colourfully-dressed.
Once A Desirable Mate Has Caught Your Eye, You should approach her with confidence, while trying to appear warm and friendly.
A Good Approach. 1.
2.
3.
Hello,..
4.
A Bad Approach. 1.
2.
3.
4.
5.
6.
7.
8.
? 9.
A Failed Approach. 1.
2.
!?
3.
4.
Ouch. Approaching a girl is no easy feat, as you can see. A little confidence and the right technique can be the difference between getting her number or getting a beating. So if you manage to get her talking, you should know what goes through our to keep the conversation going.
A Brief Look At The Minds Of Men And Women
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A Guy’s Mind
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A Girl’s Mind A section of the brain too complex for any man to understand.
The mind is a complex thing. But now you are armed with some useful knowledge. If you manage to approach a girl successfully, now its up to what you say that will affect the course of your night.
The Conversations
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B
R.I.P.
So now you have a good conversation going with a girl, flirting ensues and a connection is formed. Everything seems to be heading in the right direction.
Warning!
At the end of the night you may not realize just how many drinks you have consumed. Intoxication can lead to blurred vision and questionable judgement.
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At the end of the night, while heavily intoxicated, you may think you are speaking to a very attractive person. But in fact, because of your drunken state all is not as it seems...
The End
“ This book had me in stitches! Humorous insight into what goes on our minds and tiny lessons on how to not chat up a girl. This is a book that will ondoubtedly get a laugh out of any guy who have been on a
night out in their lives, I give it 5 (alcoholic) shots!” -Isa Ghani, England
“ I picked up this book as a present for my boyfriend and I ended up taking a look at it and keeping it for myself! Very funny illustrations about people who stand out in crowds and creepy guys that hit on you. Situations on a night out are so ridiculously exaggerated, so funny I think i peed a little! I would recommend it to all guys and open minded girls. 4 martinis worthy. ” -Caryna Koh, Ireland
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