How I Get Laid! The Free E-Book : A Simple 2-Step Method To Getting Laid
by James Campbell
The “How I Get Laid!” E-Book? Just like the name suggests on the tin, this e-book will show you how to get laid. Simple as that. It's free, I don't want anything from you, and the method I use works. In only a few pages, you'll know everything I know; and everything you need to know. Wait a second, you say. What do I need to know? You're reading this because – most likely – you don't get enough sex and you need to know how to get a lot. You need to know my system for getting sex every day. You need to know how to build up a list of several thousand women, all of whom want sex with you, not with Joe Smoe, but with you. And you need to know how to do it with ease and without spending hard-earned cash on an e-book. Well, like thousands of other readers since I launched the How I Get Laid! e-book, you came to the right place. But who am I and why did I decide to put fingers to keyboard? I'm James Campbell, 32, and I'm a web designer (not a writer, so apologies in advance). I'm pretty average-looking (not helped by being over-weight), I'm not wealthy (far from it), and I don't even have a car. In short: I'm basically not a great catch for the ladies. What I am is smart. And none of my shortcomings stop me from getting laid. When I want sex, I just get it. Imagine this scenario and you'll begin to understand what life is like for me. You wake up horny. Do you jack-off or do you call over a chick? Jack-off? Forget that. You fire up your laptop and you browse through several thousand women on your list. This morning, you fancy a beautiful Blonde, tanned, nice big rack. There she is: Cynthia. 24, golden blonde, DD, big booty (and likes to use it; well, have it used), and lives 8 minutes away. You message her and 30 minutes later, she's in your bed, and covered in sweat. But wait a minute, you say, I could never get this kind of woman! Think again, I say. Seriously. Think . . . again.
Which brings me onto why I wrote this e-book. When you're a guy who gets it a lot, whenever you want it, your guy friends get curious – especially if you look like me. Well, MORE than curious. This is how the conversation usually goes: Friend (He picks up a pair of panties from my couch.) You having a lifestyle change, bro? Me Not in this lifetime. Her name's Cynthia Friend These panties have a name? Me No, but the blonde who wore them does. Friend This is bugging the shit outta me. What's the secret? Me You really wanna know? Friend Teach me, oh Master. Me (Grinning and firing up the laptop) Check this out. Well, we've established I'm no screenwriter! Point is though: I get asked a lot and I can't even remember how many times I've showed friends this method. So I decided to write this e-book for two reasons.
Number 1 Next time I get asked “What's the secret?” I can just be a dick and say, Read the e-book! Number 2 I'm actually not a dick (well, most of the time I'm not) and I began to realize that I could help-out a lot of guys. I'm not entirely a saint, though. I've always wanted to write a popular book and I knew this one would fly off the virtual shelves. And, true enough, it does. It gives me such a buzz to know people from over 50 countries read and use How I Get Laid! And that's that! I know none of you want to read an 80,000 page e-book, so I've made this as short as possible. In fact, it should take you no more than 20 minutes to read. And if you don't have this amount of time to spare, then you don't deserve to get laid all the time. So click off the porn for 20 minutes and read on! But before we begin, I want to tell you what this method is NOT: ✗ It's not illegal or dishonest. Your mom would be happy doing it (providing she likes dirty chicks). ✗ It doesn't require special knowledge or skills. ✗ It isn't limited to handsome guys with mansions, sports cars, and gazillions in the bank (I mean, does this sound like me?). ✗ It's not limited to location. You can do this anywhere in the world. ✗ It won't try to sell you something or collect your email. ✗ It won't take up hours of your time. It takes about 15 minutes to set up and after that there's nothing else to do. ✗ It doesn't require software. You're just using the internet like normal. In a nutshell: you have nothing to worry about. In fact, you should be very excited. Because in about 20 minutes, you'll never have to jack-off again. Wa-hey! Alrighty then - let's get started!
A Basic Overview In the next chapter, I'll be giving you step-by-step instructions. For now, let me give you a general idea of everything. Guys in previous generations would sometimes have what they called their little black book. It was a list of women who would basically put out when you telephoned them. Not hookers; just regular horny chicks. The goal of this method is to give you your own little black book; except yours will be a list you keep on your computer. (Although I guess you could write them in a little black book, too!) Think of it this way: What if you knew 10,000 horny women who not only wanted to get laid pretty much all the time, but – BUT – wanted to get laid by YOU. Do you think you'd have any trouble getting some? Right. What I'm going to show you is a way to create your own little black book. You'll spend 15 minutes doing a few simple things. After that, you're done. You'll end up with a list that grows in size, without you having to do anything, and it will contain hundreds - and eventually thousands - of women who want sex with you. Not sex in general, not sex with Joe Smoe; not sex chat; not sex on cam; just good old-fashioned sex with you. What you'll be doing is using social networks like you've never used them before. What I'll be telling you is a very clever way to use the major sex communities to create a little black book of women who want to climb into your bed. So, enough talk, let's get down to business!
Knowing The Right Type You're sat somewhere reading this e-book. A coffee shop, your bedroom, the office. Now, imagine two women plop into existence on the floor close by. One second, not there; next second, blammo, hey presto, there. Chick #1 will never have sex with you. Chick #2 has already stripped naked, spread her thighs, and – currently she's pointing at her lady parts and raising her eyebrows in your direction. SHE is the right type. From now on, you're going to be using the internet to find Chick #2. But, question on everybody's lips: who IS Chick #2? Chick #2 Chick #2 is married. She gets no sex from hubby; either she's lost interest in the guy or he can't get it up. She's had maybe 3 sex partners in her life and never once has she been brave enough to tell them about her secret fetishes. She doesn't want to go on expensive dates: trips to the movies, restaurants, I don't know, Sea World. She doesn't care if a guy she fancies works on Wall Street or at the 7-11. She could give two screws if he drives a Ferrari or walks to work. What SHE DOES care about is getting laid and trying out all her nasty kinks. She's looking for HER right type. A guy maybe to tie her up and plunder those depths until she stumbles home like something from The Walking Dead. That's Chick #2. Imagine having 10,000 of Chick #2s in your little black book. You don't have to clean your apartment. You don't have to pick them up in a fancy car (they drive to YOU). You don't have to blow your wad on restaurants. In fact, and excuse the crudity, all you have to do is blow your wad on THEM. Nice, eh? So, that's the type of woman we want. Onwards!
Step 1: Profiles I first tried this method on Facebook and Myspace. This was 6 years ago. Total waste of time. Women on these sites fall into 3 categories: 1. Spammers pretending to be chicks; 2. Chicks who don't want sex; 3. Chicks who want it but are afraid of family knowing. So . . . avoid. No Chick #2s here. Well, there are, but finding them is such a pain in the ass, it isn't worth the effort. After realizing sites like Facebook, Craigslist, and mainstream dating sites like Match were a dead end, I moved on to married dating sites. Another time-waster. You'd think married dating sites would be a goldmine for married chicks. Wrong. They're expensive. (And I'm no Rockerfeller, remember). And way more importantly, they're ghost towns. I don't live in a big city, so I was screwed from the get go. So, enough of the sites that don't work. Which sites DO work? Over the past 6 years, I've tried 60+ social networks. Only 11 work, 5 work well, and I've now boiled down my usage to just 3. Any more than 3 and you won't be able to keep up with the emails these chicks send. I won't waste your time by writing reviews (you must have heard about these networks already), so I'll just list the sites I use. These are the 3 I use: Adult Friend Finder : [ click to have a quick look ] XXX Black Book : [ click to have a quick look ] iHookup : [ click to have a quick look ] Now, some of you are probably saying this right now: Great. I've downloaded this fucking thing and the guy just wants to sell me a dating
membership. Fuck! Not true! I actually don't care which social networks you use and in a minute, I'll even show you how to find other ones. As far as selling you anything, those links point to the no-cost registration pages, and I can't even be assed to write reviews, ha. This is the point: I use those ones and they work. And throughout the rest of this e-book, I'll be explaining how I use them to build up my little black book. But, let's say you don't like those sites. No problem. Look around Google for others, but just avoid the following types: 1. Mainstream Communities. (Like Facebook and Match.) Since most people are not looking for sex here, you'd be wasting your time. 2. Little Known Communities. A lot of them use fake profiles and charge you to do anything and have hardly any members. 3. Local Communities. Married women never advertise locally that they want sex, just in case it gets back to friends, family, or – worse – to hubby. Getting Started With What You Need to Do You have to register at 3 social networks. It should only take you 2 or 3 minutes to make a profile at each one. Either register at the ones I use (recommended) or choose 3 others. I should point out right now that the sites need to use “matching software.” (More on this in a second.) So, if you absolutely prefer other sites, here's what to look for: ✔ ✔ ✔ ✔ ✔
Highly populated Well-known and trustworthy Matching software Social networking (not crappy personals) Not in a niche (like married dating)
A Brief Word About Matching Software I learned all about this 6 years ago. This big social sites use it to match similar members. The software intelligently reads your profile and takes into account all of your choices (your fetishes, whether you want someone who lives 5 minutes away or 20, the gender you prefer, and so on). What it then does is figures out what kind of woman you want to meet and it lets those women know. Clever stuff. So, by making the right profile (and following my instructions in a second), Chick #2s will be told about your profile. They'll come and look. Some of them will send friend requests and messages. How To Make THE RIGHT Profile Okay, chosen your 3 social sites? Cool. Before you go registering, though, read the rest of this chapter. It's essential you make the right type of profile. A: Picture Let's deal with pictures first. You need 1 picture. Important: use one of your face OR at least one where your face can be seen. It doesn't matter if you're no Brad Pitt or you weigh 400 pounds. Relax. Just choose a nice face pic and no – absolutely no – dick shots. (You know who you are, guys.) Some chicks like big dicks, some chicks don't care, but ALL chicks have to like the face. I can't help you fill your little black book unless I know they all want you. And this is the only way to tell. B: Writing It's a pain in the ass, but when you make a profile you have to describe yourself and the chick you want. Write whatever you like about yourself. But when it comes to describing who you want, this part is really important.
Take note: 1. You only want married chicks. 2. Write down how nearby they have to live. 3. You want sex, not a girlfriend. Write the above 3 points however you like. And don't use words like “married chicks,� ha! Phrase these points in your own way and be respectful, BUT be very clear. IMPORTANT: The social networks you've hopefully chosen use that matching software I mentioned. What happens now is married women who live close to you are likely going to be shown your profile over and above profiles from regular guys just looking to get laid. So . . . Chick #2s are seeing your profile. GOOD! Chick #2s will be the only chicks friending you, because you've made it clear you only want them and no other types. GOOD! Chick #2s will only friend you if they want sex. They're on a sex network, right? And you've included a face pic, so if they friend you, they must want it. GOOD! C: Fetishes / Turn-Ons Choose everything you're into. Don't be lazy here. Yet again, this is where the matching software helps us. It's read your profile and it's clever enough to notice certain phrases (like you wanting married chicks) and this helps. But when you also tell it all your turn-ons, you expand the net even further. And that's it for profiles! There is NO WAY any regular woman, or a Chick #1, is going to even
know you exist. Great. Screw her! We don't want her, anyway. Your profile has taken full advantage of matching software and VERY QUICKLY it will start attracting Chick #2s. This is why I asked you to join 3 networks. The more profiles you have, the quicker your list is going to grow. And the bigger it'll be, too! It's now time to get registering. Hunt around for any networks you like or use the same 3 as me. Here you go: Adult Friend Finder: [ Click to Register ] XXX Black Book: [ Click to Register ] iHookup: [ Click to Register ] As an example - and for any newbies - I'll show you how easy it is. Let's use my favourite site, Adult Friend Finder. You fill in this quick bit.
Next, you just have to write about yourself and who you want to meet; it takes all of a minute. And then . . . done. Entire thing takes 2 minutes or less. Just remember: they send you an email to confirm you want to join. Be sure to find it in your email in-box and click on the confirmation link, or else you can't log in and use their site features. Okay, I'll leave you to get registering! Gives me time to grab a beer!
All done? Okay! Time for step 2!
Step 2: FAST List Building Your profile is perfect. We've set up our profile to attract married chicks. This is exactly how it works.
That's a screen capture from my own member's area on Adult Friend Finder. Note: I don't think I'm allowed to show other people's profile pics and usernames in an e-book, so I've blanked them out with grey boxes. But you get the idea! (Basically: a bunch of married women showing off their asses and boobs.) Take a close look and you'll see it says “Online Matches.” Those are just 12 wives, but if I click on “View More,” there are thousands. But the important thing is this: Married women also see matches on THEIR member's page. And, because you followed my instructions, they'll see YOU.
It probably took you 3 minutes to make the profile. BUT for the next 10 years, or however long, you're going to be getting friend requests from local wives. AND there is nothing else you need to do. Neat, hey? By understanding how their matching software works, our little black book will now grow on autopilot. BUT . . . I'm greedy when it comes to sex. SO, in this final step I'll show you how to BOOST the number of friend requests even more. Find ALL The Chick #2s We're already getting friend requests just by making the right type of profile. But next I'll show you how you get the ball rolling REALLY quickly. Forget emailing or instant messaging other members. Takes too much time! Want we do is . . . press some buttons. And by pressing a few buttons, we'll be getting thousands of friend requests. But we're not JUST going to be pressing buttons. We're going to be pressing buttons on . . . Chick #2 profiles. Back to our example (but you can follow this example on any of the 3 sites I use; they all have pretty much the same areas). I click on browse and choose my area. And you can do this for every location in the world. Live in Wallace, Idaho? No problem. Live in Manchester, England? No problemo.
They have almost 4 million members in my state. I know from experience that out of those 4 million, there are well over 100,000 Chick #2s. No idea exactly how many, but easily more than that. Probably closer to 500,000. Now I select that I want to find women. Some of you might want to also consider selecting couples when you try this a second time. You'll find a ton of married women who get off on cuckolding their husbands. I'm not into this, but hey – it's an option!
On the next page I specify “Intimate relationships.”
I now get a HUGE list of local women seeking sex, BUT these are still not all Chick #2s.
Before me are thousands upon thousands of little thumbnail pictures that lead to female profiles near where I live. Time to filter this list so we only have married women. I go to “Advanced Search” and select “Married.” I now have a HUGE list before me of, you guessed it, only Chick #2s. Winks, Flirts, Friend Requests, and More What I do now is simply click flirt and hotlist on tons of profiles. You can do this for 300 chicks in only about 5 minutes. (All of the sites I use have a similar system of winks and flirts; they just call them different names.) Why do this? For each woman I do this to, it sends them a notification, just like on Facebook – except here the women are the right type and they're looking for sex. What these women then do is come and look at my profile. This is why setting up your profile is so important.
And, if only 50% decide to add me after coming and taking a look, that's 150 friend requests in only 5 minutes. Let's be REALLY negative. How about only 25% friend me? Still 75 friend requests from chicks who want sex with me. Still cool, right? In 5 minutes, I have AT LEAST 75 women for my little black book. 75 more than when I started! What happens if you spend longer than 5 minutes sending these flirts? 150 chicks? 300? 1,000? Now you're beginning to see why I have no trouble getting laid. Doing it this way sure beats sending each one a personalized message. This way, they come to YOU. And they're only going to add you if they want sex. What generally also happens is you start getting messages from them. Stuff like this: Hey, thanks for the flirt. I'm here fingering myself but I'd prefer your dick. They can be super dirty, these women. (A LOT worse – or better! - than my example above.) So, we're getting friend requests, messages, and a ton of flirts, winks, etc. But we're not finished yet! If you want to REALLY boost your friend requests, you should start sending your own. You have that list in front of you, right? Our filtered list of married women? I want you to do one more thing to that list. Click on where it says to order that list for ONLY “Online” members.
Now you should have several thousand Chick #2s in front of you who are online. It's much better to send friend requests to chicks who are online because they accept much quicker. Now, XXX Black Book and iHookup are actually much easier for adding friends. But out of all of the 3 sites I use, it should only take you 2 seconds to send a friend request. That's 30 a minute or 150 in 5 minutes. Let's be negative again and say only 25% accept. That's still around 38 new Chick #2 friends every 5 minutes. If you follow this method for only 10 minutes, you should end up with hundreds of women for your little black book. Do it for 3 sites and for 20 minutes an evening (like me) and your list will be in the tens of thousands. Before I say goodbye and let you get building your list, flip to the next page. I just have a few more words!
How YOU Get Laid You now understand how to use sex communities like a pro. Millions of guys register at these sites (and the crappy ones, too) and have no clue. They're lucky to get laid every few months. But, from now on, this will not be you. You can get laid every day. But . . . you have to take action. You've just spent 20 minutes reading this e-book. If you don't take action, that's 20 minutes of wasted time. (Where you could have been jacking off!) So don't be lame. Take action and get laid! Before I say goodbye, this is a good opportunity for me to let you know two more things. Not Handsome? Doesn't matter! Let's be honest: most guys are either too skinny, too fat, too broke, or too shy. That's the majority. But none of that even matters. You've included a face pic on your profile. You've probably sent winks and requests to thousands of women. No matter what you look like, you'll STILL get hundreds of women on your list. It's the law of averages. So don't let looks bother you. This method is pretty much all about going for VOLUME. Throw enough poop at the wall, some's gonna stick! Get Ready For Freaky Remember I told you that Chick #2s are shy about admitting their sexual fetishes? Er . . . Well, that only applies to their husbands. These chicks are meeting you on a site and they feel totally comfortable in telling you EVERYTHING. Seriously. Sometimes it blows my mind. So be prepared for the freaky.
Some chicks want tying up; others want a lot more. You're in for quite a ride with some of these chicks! That's All, Folks! I'd like to thank you for reading and wish you all the very best for the future. May your little black book become a HUGE black book. And remember – always practice safe sex! If you found this e-book useful, pass it around. Add it to your forum signature or send it to your friends. I'll never charge anything for it, but I love the idea of it growing even more in popularity. Thanks and all the very best! James Campbell