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Ready, Set, FA F SA by Amy Barnes Just when you completely believe you will never use the algebra you were taught in school, you reach that time in parenthood when your child needs to complete the college financial aid form, otherwise known as FAFSA or the Freaking Aggravating Form of Stressful Annoyance. Do not get your hopes up, I am kidding, even algebra will not help with the answers. FAFSA, the financial aid form that will ask questions to make your brain pop and in a language that only a truly twisted mind or alien accountants could have created. The first challenge, I found, was to pronounce it. I constantly and consistently have called it FASFA, it is easier to say it that way. I am down to my last child of four attending college, and I have given up. I just call it “you-know-that-thing-that-makes-meyell.” I am convinced that the FAFSA is actually a relationship challenge that was created so kids would flee the home while parents would find whole new ways to bang their heads on walls. When my first couple of kids started college, FAFSA did not have the ability to auto-fill directly from tax filings. Even when it started being able to, it did not work well and there still were those additional questions not even on tax forms. Questions that cause confusion and digging through bank accounts and old stacks of papers, while many choice words go flying. If you want to add another level of challenge, have the kid read the questions out loud. I swore I actually felt my brain cross and short out. One year, I thought I was smart. I answered the questions for one kid and said to share the info with siblings. That did not work because once the FAFSA was filed, no one could figure out how to open it back up to share answers. This is because the government assumes you have only one

child. Another year, I had the two who needed to complete the form that year sit down at the same time, sign into their accounts, and ask each question once and both could input the answer. Yep, the government was prepared for that move. They froze the one kid’s account because the other one had just accessed my tax file. GRRROOOAAANNNNNN! It took a week for the account to allow said kid to complete her form. Never one to give up, this year I came up with a new strategy that I was sure was failsafe. I answered the non-tax form questions for one kid, and wrote down the questions and answers so I would already have done all of the research and record digging once and not have to go through it again. It was a perfect plan: the second kid starts the FAFSA, I hand her the notepad, no more stress. Except, I did not account for the college kid returning to college before finishing her FAFSA. I waited to see what interesting strategy she would come up with. After all, problem solving is an important part of growing up. She texted me around 1 a.m., about two weeks after returning to college, now desperate to finish her FAFSA. When we connected, at a more reasonable hour, there were computer and Wi-Fi issues. Plus, she could not get FAFSA and the IRS to play nicely so the tax part of the form would not auto-fill. We were back to manually inputting answers to every complicated question. I know I could fill out the forms myself and avoid at least some of the stress. Sure, it would be a lot easier with many things if I just did them myself, but I did not get on a bike and ride it for them, either.

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MIND CONTROL by Kelly Bailey Stop fighting your brain and rewire it instead.

THE SHOELACE THEORY AND MORE DATING TIPS

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The Shoelace Theory

and More Dating Tips

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by Amy Barnes

he pressure of Valentine’s Day is past, spring is approaching, and, as cabin fever sets in for the single crowd, thoughts of enjoying the warmth of spring tend to include thoughts of having a companion. An increasing number of people turn to internet dating sites to help in the search for a significant other. Twenty years ago, if you used online dating sites to search for a partner, you most likely were considered to be desperate or looking for a hook-up. If a woman initiated contact, most men saw that as affirming to them that they were “hot” and that she “wanted it”! While just about anything will affirm to a man that he is hot, women spend far too much time criticizing themselves and doubting their beauty. It is a shopper-beware field with some sites emphasizing finding love and long-term

relationships, while others seem to stand back, collect fees and let the chaos unfold. This is a blunt look at what to avoid when dating, especially online dating, where anyone can be anyone. With a nod to the fact that there are exceptions to every rule, what follows is based on the actual dating experiences of real women and written from a woman’s point of view. So here we go, wading into the murky waters of dating, see if you recognize anyone!

The Online Profile

Ever look at an online dating profile and want to bang your head on a wall? Enjoy this list of profile failures and why they should set off warning bells. Keep in mind, this is supposed to be his best self he is presenting.

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1. You Can’t Steal My Soul: Wears sunglasses in photos he posts. This is a huge warning sign. He is not letting you see his eyes? Don’t fool yourself that he will get any more open as time goes on. This man is closed and dishonest. He will never share his true feelings and most likely is a con artist. He wants something from you, and you will not be getting anything from him. In addition, his ego is the size of approximately the universe. RUN, cut contact, and pat yourself on the back for avoiding a lot of heartache and harm. 2. I’m Too Sexy: Poses naked, half naked or with a car in a photo (car collectors might be exempt). There is a high probability he wants only a superficial relationship and usually only a sexual one. He might go as far as Best Friends With Benefits, but that will be the extent of it. If you decide this is the relationship you want, take all safety precautions when it comes to being intimate. You will want to be tested for any sexually transmitted diseases on a regular basis. 3. My Kids Love Me: Uses pictures of his kids on his dating profile. This man is so egocentric that his children’s privacy is not as important to him as impressing unknown women with the fact that his children will be in a picture with him, thus showing what a “great” dad he is. He will not understand there is a contradiction there. 4. Others Want to Be With Me: Posts a picture of himself either in a group (so you cannot pick him out of the crowd) or with another person that looks like a significant other. If he cannot make the effort to take a new selfie, do not expect him to make the effort in anything for the relationship, either. If the excuse is that the phone’s camera is broken, then it makes you wonder why he does not have a friend take a photo of him since you can tell from the photos he has plenty who could. 5. lowercase larry: If he lists his name in all lowercase letters (i.e. dave, jim, bob), be warned. There is great potential that he has self-esteem issues, or he is so lazy that he will not even uppercase the first letter of his own name. 6. CAN YOU HEAR ME: You probably know it is considered yelling if he writes everything in all caps. You haven’t even met, and he is yelling?! Yikes! On

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the other hand, it may be issues of self-esteem and he is so unsure of how to capitalize that he is opting out for putting everything in uppercase. It also could be that he is simply so lazy he can’t be bothered with changing between upper case and lower case. Whatever the reason, plant a red flag or move on. 7. Grumpy Cat: He is glaring, frowning, or making a weird face in his profile picture. This is his first introduction to someone, and this is how he wants to look? If he cannot even smile for a profile picture to meet you, how many smiles do you think he can spare for you in person? We have no explanation for the weird face as a first photo. Perhaps he thinks he is a gargoyle? 8. Build a Man: Closely examine his profile picture. Does it look like the head was removed from another picture and attached to this one? Is there a part of the photo that has odd blurring or a part of his face that looks like it was not completely “drawn in”? Most likely you are not looking at a photo of a real person. Did you know there is a place to go on the internet that will provide a created human face photo? The trick is it will provide only one of a particular face it creates. Look for profiles that have at least two different photos posted and both photos are clearly of the same person. 9. Secret Agent Man: He does not provide a name and/or a photo. There is no reason to not provide at least a first name and a photo unless he is dating continued, Page 6

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behind someone else’s back and does not want it found out. Without a photo, he could be anyone and you have no idea of the face you are talking to. Unless he is an undercover agent (and how many of those have time to date?), there is only one reason to not post a photo. The profiles that make me smack my head every time are the ones with no photo, and he has written in his description that he is a very honest person. That he does not see the contradiction in that is completely mind blowing. 10. No Scammers Here: One dating site claims to have cut down on the number of scammer or fake profiles by charging a large fee and requiring a personality quiz be taken. While the thinking is going in the right direction, there are three flaws with this. One is that some people lie to themselves about what they are really like and, thus, will not get accurate quiz results. It takes about two months of actual dating before this one becomes apparent. Some people lie just because they want to or they want to look better than they really are, again skewing the results. Finally, the scammers figure that

for a few hundred dollars and about 20 minutes to whiz through the quiz, the door is open to them raking in thousands from those they scam, which can be easier to succeed at because people are not expecting scammers there. 11. I Smell Fish: He will not meet in person, talk on the phone or video chat. He might not be who he says he is, he might be using someone else’s photo, and/or you might already know him. Except for meeting in person, because that may be cost or logistically prohibitive, there is no excuse that is good enough to make it acceptable. 12. Dipping a Toe: If he puts on his profile that he is separated or mentions it, walk away, delete the connection. First, assuming he is being truthful, he is still married so the old issues are not resolved, and you could end up in the middle of the mess or in court as a witness. Second, there is a high probability he is not separated, he is simply dipping his toe into the dating waters to see what is out there and to see how many women think he is as hot as he thinks he is, thus making it worth the cost of divorce. Third, I

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cannot tell you how many friends I have had who dated a man who was separated, fell in love with him, made future plans with him, only to have him turn around and go back to his wife. Avoid the heartache and get out of the water.

Dating 1. The Shoelace Theory: My mother actually came up with this one, but I have never seen it fail. If a man is not responsible enough to tie his shoes, he is not responsible enough for a First meetings can be stiff and awkward. photo by Uta Scholl relationship. If, instead of tying his shoes, he tucks the loose laces alongside his feet into his (should the relationship get this far) because he does shoes, that is even worse. For that amount of effort, not like the feeling of being restricted. This free spirit he could have tied his shoes, plus, he is in denial is definitely not ready for a real relationship; he will because he is hiding the flapping laces. If his shoes find the relationship restrictive, as well. One close using hook-and-loop fasteners or are slip-ons, exception is if he works with machinery that could he has chosen a smart roundabout, but proceed with catch on a wedding ring and endanger him, but verify caution. that. It often is an excuse for a man who wants no 2. The Closed Heart Theory: He does not express wedding ring or tan line to show. love in some way, shape or form for his pets or his 5. The He Doesn’t Pull In Theory: He doesn’t pull children (if he has any) or refers to them with anger all the way into the driveway when he visits you. This or disrespect on a consistent basis. If he cannot be guy is so anti-commitment that he can’t even open enough to express love for those already close commit to your driveway! Run, while you still can. to him, the sincerity of anything he expresses to you 6. The He Backs It In Theory: He might pull all the should be suspect as to what his goal is. Referring to way into the driveway, but he backs in so he can them with anger or disrespect means you can expect make a quick getaway. The ones most likely to do that when your “newness” wears off, you will be this are the ones known for saying something stupid added to that list. Think about that. and hurtful and want to escape the situation; those 3. The Lost Youth Theory: The only photo on his trying to hide a license plate to avoid repossession or dating profile is more than a year old. This shows he getting caught having an affair; or he hopes you is not happy with how he looks now or that he wants won’t notice his “party plates” for driving impaired. to mislead you into thinking he is younger looking 7. The Smoking Hot Theory: This applies only if than he currently does. Worse, it could be a sign that you are a non-smoker. While it may differ at first, in he is in denial over how much he has aged or the long run, the thing most important to him will be changed since the photo was taken. If he posts his getting his next nicotine fix, and the longer you are high school senior portrait, unless he is younger than together, the more anything and everything will be 25, this is an odd choice. It points to a lack of interrupted for it. If he exposes you to second-hand confidence in his present-day self. With phone smoke, your health is not important to him. cameras what they are today, there is no excuse for Realistically evaluate if you are prepared to care for using an old photo. him as his health declines from smoking. Never stay 4. The Safety Belt Theory: He does not fasten his because you think you can break someone’s seatbelt and/or says he will not wear a wedding ring addiction to anything, only he can decide to quit. If continued, Page 8

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for sex. I once was heavily courted only because he needed an Easter dinner hostess his family would approve of! If you are looking for a deep relationship, time to move on. If you are looking for fun, enjoy! But keep your heart out of it. 10. The Gift Teaser: He takes you to a store and urges or suggests (the intensity will vary) you to pick out something you like. He stays right by your side, urging you to go ahead and pick out something you would really like to have and does all he can to give the impression he is paying for it as a gift. When you get to the checkout, he either stands back or goes completely mute and statue like, while you pay to avoid embarrassment. If you suggest the item has been rung up and he can go ahead and pay, he will say he never actually said he was paying for it and will make a joke out of it. He cannot be trusted, and he will do all he can to “help” you spend any money you have. If you stay, he will try it again. 11. Last-Minute Charlie: He never initiates a conversation about when he will see you again, says he doesn’t plan ahead much. This shows a severe lack of consideration for your time and schedule, especially if you have to arrange for babysitting. Never ask the question again. When Last-Minute When there is no photo on an online profile, you really do not Charlie does call, don’t bend over backwards trying know to whom you are talking. to rearrange your schedule. Explain that gosh, wish photo by Julio Andres Rosario Ortiz he had given you more notice because then you you walk away, you can tell him to call if he stops could have made arrangements to see him, and then smoking, but don’t wait for the call. give him the opportunity to arrange a time to see 8. The Thinker’s Theory: You are a couple of you. This also can be an indicator he is seeing several months into a relationship, and he suddenly says he women, and, at the last minute, decides whom he has to take time to consider whether a part of your will spend time with. life is acceptable to him that he knew about all along, 12. No More Honey: He completely stops using whether that is your job, your pets, your children, endearments. Always a huge warning sign. If asked, your family, whatever. Do not waste your breath he’ll tell you he had not noticed he’d stopped or that presenting a logical response. Tell him that when he he just forgot. Was it that much of an effort in the first is done thinking, he knows how to find you. Maybe place? He’ll temporarily start using them again as a you will still be available, maybe not. Do not sit home way to keep the peace, but a breakup is on the way. and wait, go out with friends and date others. 13. No Name Here: If he never uses your name, Chances are he is gone. Most likely he will have keep alert. It could mean he is dating so many picked an issue that he knows you cannot or women or changes girlfriends so quickly that he can’t absolutely will not change. keep track of names and uses a generic endearment 9. The Frozen Heart: He proudly proclaims he has to keep from slipping up. never been in love. There are shields so tall and thick 14. No Incoming: If he turns off his cell phone here that there is little chance you are there for during or just before your date, take heed. We have anything more than being used, and it is not always never, ever seen this one actually turn out to be a continued from Page 7

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compliment, like “Oh, I’m turning off my phone so I can concentrate on only you.” He is avoiding calls and texts either from other people he is romantically communicating with, a spouse, or the kids that he has not yet told you about. 15. Don’t Call Me: If he turns off his cell phone just before you meet somewhere, he does not care if you are trying to contact him to tell him you cannot find parking and are running late (leaving him the excuse that you didn’t show so he left), you are having trouble finding the place and could use some help, or you have arrived and got a table. He is only concerned with the fact that he does not need to use his phone, so why should anyone else? He most likely is self-centered and already is proving you are not important to him. 16. Another Hole in the Wall: It is surprising that this happens, but apparently, he thinks he can get out in front of anything his friends or relatives might say. He volunteers that he has been questioned or arrested on domestic violence charges. Then he explains how his ex is crazy and the charges were only because they were breaking up. We have never, ever seen this turn out to be anything good. If you were to give it time, you would most likely discover he really is violent, and his ex is quite sane. Don’t take chances, leave before anything happens to you. 17. The Invisible Romance: He refuses to be seen in public with you or let you meet his friends, children or family. There is no such thing as a good reason for this. He is not honest nor trustworthy. No matter what it is, he is hiding something and you’re better off with someone who is honest. 18. Debt Relief: He says he is in debt because of his ex. That is possibly true, but the best test for this is to watch his spending patterns. Does he always want the highest-quality item? Does he always hurry to buy the latest techno gadget? Does he take you somewhere nice for dinner, then tells you that he cannot afford to do that anymore, yet 24 hours later turns around and buys himself a new toy? Be prepared, you soon will be the next one blamed for his financial problems. 19. Rambo Ramblings: Hopefully, you will not come across this one, but it is definitely worth mentioning. He says he is reluctant to share his service stories, but he will to you. He then tells you

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he did all kinds of heroic feats while in the service, suffered intense wounds that there are no scars for, and his skills and experiences were so outstanding that they are used in training new recruits. He also says that since he was in a secret branch of the service, there are no records. Not saying that it is not possible. There are a lot of military heroes who are amazing. But pay attention, do his stories seem to be the exact same storylines as in, say, Rambo movies? We say no more.

Positively Speaking There are some wonderful people out there looking for a significant other, but it takes removing the chaff to find them. After all of these tips on what to avoid, what are some positive signs that indicate a wonderful romance may be yours? 1. The Open Door: The more information his profile has, the more open he is and the more likely he not only is a real person but someone who is invested in continued, Page 10

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and in all others to follow. 7. Onions and Answers: He is open and encourages and answers any questions you ask so you can learn all of the layers of him. Better yet, he also volunteers information. 8. Tell Me All About It: He shows an interest in what it is going on in your life and the focus of conversation switches easily between him and you. He asks questions about your day, is concerned when something goes wrong, and celebrates with you when something amazing happens. 9. You can Look: After communication has been well established and before you meet in person for the first time, he gives you his last name so you can verify he is whom he says he is. He deserves the same courtesy from you. It is an issue of safety, and if you are about to meet in person, you each need to know everything you can about someone who is Sometimes it is obvious when someone likes you. essentially a stranger. Bonus points if he says he is photo by Leonardo Sanches glad you are being cautious and checking the process. backgrounds of people you go out with. 2. I Have Time for You: He is willing to make time to 10. Soaring With Eagles: You are the best version of communicate with you. That does not mean he yourself when you are with him, and he finds the should set aside everything every time you contact same with you. him. It does mean that he should be willing to Good luck, and be safe! sometimes pause what he is doing or change plans for the opportunity to respond, initiate contact or to spend time with you. 3. All of Me: He has several photos from different angles posted and they all look like the same person and most or all of the photos have no sunglasses and are smiling. 4. Who Are You?: He wants to get to know you and encourages you to get to know him through chatting, phone calls and visits. Beware if he lives close to you and is unwilling to meet. Also, if communication is only through texting and phone calls for too long, it makes it harder to connect that virtual relationship with the person when you meet. Video calls can be a photo by Nick Fewings helpful substitute, although still not the same as meeting in person. If you are in a rela�onship of any kind and you 5. You are My Sunshine: If you are smiling and feel in danger, please get to safety and reach out to laughing more, that is always a good signpost that police, family and friends for help. Resources also are things are going in the right direction. available at https://bit.ly/3Lpu1oG 6. Comfort Zone: He is caring about your preferences and ensures you feel safe and comfortable with where your first meeting will be continued from Page 9

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THE READING NOOK

Trapping the Leprechaun photos and story by Janine Smalley

he days were getting longer, the sun was rising earlier and setting later. The temperature outside was getting warmer. One day, when the sun was high in the afternoon sky, the barnyard animals had picked their favorite afternoon nap spots and were dreaming away in the warm sunshine. As they slept, it happened again, the big grey goose went to her nest and laid the shiniest, sparkliest golden egg. The animals knew that this could only mean one thing: St. Patrick’s Day was coming! This year was going to be the year. The animals were planning to build the biggest, best, most amazing leprechaun trap that was ever created. They were sure that this year was going to be their lucky year, they were going to catch the leprechaun! There was no more sleeping in and no more afternoon naps in the sunshine, there was work to be done. The animals needed to come up with a plan and gather materials to build their traps. If they wanted to catch the sneaky, sly little leprechaun, there was no time to waste. BaaBaa, the sheep, the oldest animal in the barnyard and by far the wisest, was led to the meeting site by her seeing-eye goats, Pippin and Biscuit. Even though Baa was blind, she still could teach the others how to make the most amazing traps of all time. Baa was super smart, and all of the animals listened to her and respected her. Baa was their best friend and favorite teacher. All of the animals gathered around Baa, eager to hear what the plan was going to be this year. The pigs came trotting up, oinking with excitement. The geese were honking, and the goats were jumping all over with their back legs spinning around, high up in the air. Once everyone was gathered, Baa asked them to lean in closely so she could whisper her ideas to the herd. No one wanted to risk having the sneaky little leprechaun hear any part of their plot. The animals in the barnyard were very quiet as they listened and received their assignments. Henry, the goat who was always getting into trouble, assigned himself the lead in getting the animals to gather the materials Baa listed.

BaaBaa holds a meeting.

Good thing the other animals knew how Henry was, and they listened closely to what Baa said. To no one’s surprise, they heard a crunching noise coming from where Henry was. They turned to see Henry eating the list before the meeting was even over. “Oh, Henry!” they thought, as they shook their heads, but there was no time to make a fuss over it, there was work to be done. They needed to gather a garbage can, a wheelbarrow and the playset. The youngest and strongest goats set out to collect the items on the list. The animals knew that if their plan was going to work, they could not waste any time. It was getting to be bedtime as the last item was brought into the barn. The animals curled up in their freshly fluffed straw and quickly fell asleep, knowing that when they awoke in the morning, there was a lot of work left to do. With a loud “cock-a-doodle dooooooooo!,” the roosters woke everyone. The animals sprung to their feet, stretched their legs, excitedly ate their breakfast, and got to work. Before lunch, the first trap, made from a garbage can, was assembled. The pigs made a colorful sign that read, “Free Gold,” and put it above the can with an arrow pointing inside. They were certain that this would catch the leprechaun because, continued, Page 12

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over in the winter. Toby wanted all the playsets that could fit in the pastures so he could run and jump on them all day long. Of course, Henry could not decide what he wanted, so he said he was going to wish for 10 more wishes, maybe 20 or 30. He wanted all the wishes that he could possibly have. Then Henry thought about how he had lots of love and good food, a wonderful house, and all of his best friends around him. He decided he would give his wish to animals that didn’t have all the good things that he did, so they would be able to be just as happy as him. “Yeah,” he thought, “that is exactly what I am going to do!” With the garbage can trap set, the animals went to bed hoping they would wake and find a leprechaun trapped. The sun came up, and the roosters started crowing. Excitedly, the animals ran outside, hoping to find a leprechaun in the can. But, when they got to the can, they saw they had not caught a leprechaun, they had caught Toby, the goat, instead. Toby was stuck in the garbage can! “Toby, what did you do?” the geese honked, as the other animals helped him out. He said he had smelled grain in the can, and he was hungry, so he just could not help himself. “Agghhhhh!” they all groaned. Maybe tomorrow’s trap would work better. So, before bed, they set up the wheelbarrow over the four-leaf Toby gets caught in the first trap. clovers. Toby was supposed to guard it. once he fell in, there was no way for him to get out. But, again, when they woke up in the morning, there was no If that trap didn’t work, the second trap idea was to take the leprechaun in the trap. Instead, Toby was in the wheelbarrow wheelbarrow and set it on its side over a patch of four-leaf and all of the clovers were eaten. clovers. When the leprechaun came to collect the clovers, the “Toby, what did you do?!” they asked. animals would quickly push over the wheelbarrow, and Toby, Toby replied that he could just not help himself. The clovers the youngest and quickest goat of them all, would jump on top, were so fresh, sweet and yummy, he just had to eat them. trapping the leprechaun. Shaking their heads, they assembled the last trap. As a final attempt, if neither of the first two traps worked, the This time, they were sure that they were going to catch the animals planned to pull the playset over to where there was a leprechaun. hole in the ground. They knew that leprechauns loved to play The playset was moved over the hole, and they put some and get into mischief like Henry, the goat. So, when the special leprechaun cereal down the slide. This, they were sure, leprechaun jumped up on the playset, they would push him was going to catch the leprechaun. down the slide and when he fell into the hole, they would Before going to bed, the animals asked Toby to let them know quickly throw one of their water buckets over the hole, trapping when he saw the leprechaun so they could be ready with the him. bucket when the leprechaun fell in the hole. With these three amazing ideas, they knew for sure that they They warned him to stay away from the slide and to not to eat were going to catch him this year and be able to get any wishes the special cereal. They should have known better. The cereal that they wanted. was Toby’s favorite snack, especially the marshmallows. Gomer’s wish was for a lifetime supply of animal crackers. Baa When they woke up the next morning and ran out to check the wanted all the broccoli she could eat. Biscuit wanted graham trap, well, you guessed it. crackers, and Oreo and Molly wanted shiny new collars. They found Toby stuck in this trap, too! The pigs wanted a new swimming pool filled with mud yearToby had climbed up on the playset, ate all of the cereal, then round. The geese wanted a big new pond that would not freeze tried to go down the slide and got stuck.

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Toby ruins the second trap.

“Well,” they thought to themselves, “maybe we are just not meant to catch the leprechaun. Maybe some animals that are less fortunate than us will catch him, and they will get their wishes granted.” That must be exactly what happened, because, just a few days later, the farmer pulled up with her trailer and in it were three goats that had been living in a bad place. The three goats ran over to meet everyone, leaping though the pasture and jumping for joy, saying over and over again that their wishes had come true! They told the other barnyard animals how they had been wishing to have an amazing home and how thankful they were to be here. Everyone smiled and knew that the right animals had caught the leprechaun and got their wishes granted. How would you trap a leprechaun? What would be your wish? Find the leprechaun trap contest details in this magazine, and enter to win! Good luck! Want to meet the animals in the story? They live at author Janine Smalley’s Whispering Acres Farm Animal Sanctuary in Medina. For more information about Whispering Acres, go to https://bit.ly/ 3AxRqha or https://bit.ly/3Byx3lx .To arrange a time to visit, call 440-212-6769. Donations can be made at https://bit.ly/3lwVbiD Whispering Acres is a 501c3 organization.

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BUSINESS: FROM A TECHNICAL MIND

BUSINESS: THE NETWORKER

Wi-Fi 6 Provides Advancements

Solving the Unresponsive Puzzle

by Tyler Hatfield

by Bob Arnold

As technology marches forward, plenty of the changes that come about may seem strange or unnecessary, while others go unnoticed by consumers. In early 2019, the Wi-Fi Alliance group finalized the 802.11ax Wi-Fi standard, better known as Wi-Fi 6. Devices that supported the new standard rolled out later the same year. However, this change to Wi-Fi flew under the radar for most consumers. What exactly does this new standard change, and should you care? Wi-Fi 6 is the next generation of Wi-Fi technology. It aims to reduce interference and provide more advanced encoding. It also can respond to data faster without waiting for other signal traffic and noise to die down. Technologies like Multi-User Multiple In/Multiple Out, Orthogonal Frequency Division Multiple Access, and Basic Service Set Colors make these improvements possible. MU-MIMO allows the router to “talk” to more devices simultaneously. OFDMA enables devices to share wide frequencies by breaking them down into smaller pieces. BSS Coloring allows routers to identify and block each other more easily. By combining these techniques and existing technologies, devices can form more direct and stable connections with higher potential bandwidth That is great and all, but should you care? As with all things, it depends. If your Wi-Fi experience has so far been good, then you do not need to give it much thought. As the saying goes, “If it isn’t broke, don’t fix it.” On the other hand, if you have issues with signal strength or dropouts and slow speeds, a Wi-Fi 6 router may be a worthwhile upgrade, especially for those living in communities where homes are close together. The better interference-handling techniques can significantly improve stability. The upgrade also could be worthwhile in large homes where coverage can be spotty, though Wi-Fi mesh systems are a better solution. Some popular internet providers are beginning to roll out new routers with built-in support for Wi-Fi 6 at little to no extra cost, so check with them first if you are considering an upgrade. If you have any questions about your Wi-Fi signal, contact me at the e-mail below. Wi-Fi mesh systems will be covered in this column next month.

You have done it, I have done it, we all have done it. We attend a networking event and meet someone we really see a lot of hope in. They are perfect. They are on top of things, outgoing, wise, quick to engage, and have connections you want to get to know. The two of you set up a coffee time, get together and talk further. All goes really well, and you start your process of reaching out to them further and connecting them with others you know, who would want to know them. Yet, crickets are what you get back. Where did they go? Why do they not respond or reach out to the connections you provided? You are puzzled. The really puzzling thing is when you are the unresponsive one. I read recently that all people need other people, even crave to know other people, yet, when things start getting beyond the introductory phase, they freeze. We become unreliable people that are hoping to build reliable networks. Yes, it is a paradox. Here are a couple of tips to try before the unreliability starts kicking in. One, move slowly with those you meet. Most of us are not fast movers in relationships, and that is what you are building. I suggest you move one step at a time and secure a commitment for both to follow through on. Second, do not dump and do not dig. You may feel they totally understand you, so you dump a lot on them at once or you question them too much or dig too much into their lives. Mistake! Questions are good and you can learn a lot from someone by asking questions, but when they walk away and realize what they just shared with you, they may freeze. Go slowly. Always build your questions upon what they have revealed to you, and keep the One Rule in place, which is to learn one thing at a time and build on that. That is what builds an awesome network of reliable people.

Tyler Hatfield has a passion for technology that he would like to someday turn into his own business. He runs a small media group, https://www.hatsmediagroup.com/ , and works on computers on the side. He can be contacted with questions and for recommendations at hatsmediagroup@gmail.com

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BUSINESS: THE IN BOX

Understanding Perspectives by Shannon Davis

It is not easy to work with difficult and stubborn people, but are they really difficult and stubborn? Might it be an incorrect assumption on our part? Have you heard the saying: “You don’t know what you don’t know”? It is kind of a no-brainer, right? You know there are subjects that you do not know much about and then there are those that you never even thought about because they were not on your radar. Regardless of your walk of life and profession, you recognize that people are prone to their own opinions. These opinions stem from instilled values and past experiences. Opinions can foster biases, which often limit the ability to be open to the perspective of others. It is one thing to stand your ground based on convictions, but being open to different perspectives can provide an opportunity for personal growth. People fear looking weak or vulnerable when they are unable to persuade others to their way of thinking. You may have had someone say to you: “My way or the highway.” Let us hope that it was said in jest, because there absolutely could be a better way. Instead of assuming the other person is wrong, it is much more helpful to understand how the other person arrived at a different conclusion. Rather than allowing an argument to develop, ask questions, such as: � What do you like or dislike about this idea or plan? Why? � How could it be better? � In an ideal world, how would you proceed? Tell me more. � What makes you say that? By engaging in a conversation, it opens an opportunity for collaboration and education. You may find that, as you listen to others, you will become more aware of their underlying concerns. By asking questions, you will improve your own perspective and understanding, and you will be better equipped to address objections. The ultimate goal is to gain insight and clarity on the reasons for differing opinions, criticism or push back. Shannon Davis is a financial advisor, entrepreneur and resident of Medina County. She is an advocate for financial literacy and education. Davis can be reached by calling or texting 303-916-3864.

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HOME AND GARDEN: DIG IT!

Seed Farewell column and photos by Michelle Riley

March is a great time to discuss seeds! Plants do not want their seeds becoming couch potatoes who never leave home; they want their seeds to grow, mature and find a space they can call their own. How do they get them to leave home? It really is ingenious, as the plant world uses every classic element for dispersion and then a few more. First and foremost, a plant must abundantly produce seeds, enough seeds to beat the odds in finding fertile ground that is not overcrowded. To allow seeds to reach such a destination, plants get a little help from the environment. Animals, humans, wind, water, fire, and explosions are the major players in successful plant-seed dispersion. When a plant bears fruit, such as a watermelon or kiwi, the fruit is meant to be attractive, it is meant to entice you to eat. This method allows the plants to travel farther than they could on their own when the seeds are expelled after digestion, dropped by a messy eater, or, in the case of the watermelon, tossed aside on a road trip. Other plants utilize the wind to spread seeds. Once a poppy seed pod is mature, tiny holes open at the top, and it becomes a tiny shaker, shaking seeds out as the wind bobbles the pod around. There also are the fliers, such as dandelions. Think about how much dandelions are helped by children blowing dandelion seeds on their way in hopes that wishes will come true. Seeds also use water as a means of transportation, just as we use waterways to transport merchandise. Seeds use floatation devices, such as a coconut or a lotus pod. Fire is a necessity for certain plants’ survival because they depend on the heat to open their seed pods and to create the most fertile ground. Other plants opt out of typical dispersion routes and decide to go ballistic, puffing themselves full of pressure to blow at any given moment and blast their seed (sometimes at speeds surpassing 100 mph) into the great green yonder. Finally, there are plants that have hook-type growths on their seeds so they can attach to passersby and get a free ride until they are noticed, removed and dropped into a new location. Michelle Riley is a local horticulturist, landscape designer, and consultant. She is the founder of the gardening subscription service, https://theplantmall.com/; https:// michellerileyhorticulturist.com ; and https:// neohiogarden.com . She also is the president of All About You Signature Landscape Design, Inc. Riley can be contacted at Info@MichelleRileyHorticulturist.com or by calling 234-6788266.

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HOME AND GARDEN: WATCHDOG

HOME AND GARDEN: BITE ME!

Checking Out Dates

Porkolt

by Amy Barnes

recipe submitted by Debbie Boehmke

One of the very quiet background issues that has developed due to the worker shortages and supply chain failures has been the amount of expired product appearing on store shelves.

Returning to our kitchen this month is Litchfield resident Debbie Boehmke, with her favorite recipe for porkolt, also known as pork Gulyas. Boehmke, a Hungarian, was taught to cook by her grandmother, and has two grown sons, both graduates of Buckeye High School. As executive director of the Northern Medina County Chamber Alliance, Boehmke is kept very busy but she makes sure to have time to enjoy being with her family, her husband, her Labrador, and her two cats, as well as pursuing her hobbies of yard work, hiking, refurbishing furniture, and reading.

As warehoused supplies have been steadily decreasing, stock that was not properly rotated during better production times is now being delivered to stores. The result is that a store can be low on a product, a flat of that product is delivered, but before it is even unpacked and put on shelves, it is already past its expiration date. With a shortage of workers at the stores, the single-minded goal tends to be to open and shelve product as quickly as possible, leaving little to no room for checking expiration dates of the product. While in most cases it does not pose a health risk, expired products can have a decrease in quality of taste or appearance, which is why it is usually discounted once it passes its expiration date. Stores are being pinched between what the suppliers ship to them and the customers who are unhappy they are not finding their favorite or needed products on shelves. Before placing an item in the shopping cart, check the expiration date. If it is expired, very kindly inform store management so they have a chance to discount it and replace it with fresh product, although there may be a wait for the same reasons the expired product was on the shelf in the first place. Keep in mind that the employees and managers, on the whole, are doing their absolute best to try to keep shelves stocked with unexpired product and are feeling very frustrated, too.

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2 tablespoons oil 1 onion, chopped 2 cloves garlic, peeled 1 ½ pounds pork shoulder, cubed 1 teaspoon salt 1 teaspoon pepper 1 teaspoon Hungarian paprika 3 cups beef or chicken broth

Heat oil in skillet. Brown onions in hot oil. Add garlic and allow to saute. Add pork and sear on all sides. Add salt, pepper and paprika. Cover with broth and simmer for approximately 1 ½ hours or until tender. Serve over Hungarian dumplings. Boehmke’s dumpling recipe can be found in our July 2021 issue, Page 19, or use this link: https://bit.ly/3gIlHm0

Want to have your recipe featured in a future issue? Send it with your name, phone number (in case we have questions), the city you live in, and some information about you to: Joy@BlakeHousePublishing.com with “recipe” in the subject line. Recipes MUST be your original recipe or one you have highly modified and thus made your own. By submitting a recipe, you are guaranteeing it is one you have developed or modified and used. This is open to all ages who would like to submit a recipe.

Measurement Equivalents Chart • 1 cup=16 tablespoons=48 teaspoons • 1/3 cup=5 tablespoons plus 1 teaspoon=16 teaspoons • ¼ cup=4 tablespoons=12 teaspoons • ½ cup=8 tablespoons=24 teaspoons • 2/3 cup=10 tablespoons plus 2 teaspoons=32 teaspoons • 1 tablespoon=3 teaspoons

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HOME AND GARDEN: VEGAN VITTLES

Vegan Burritos and Tortillas by Chris Pickens Vegan Burrito ½ cup vegetables 15.5 ounce can black beans tortillas* salsa shredded vegan cheese, optional shredded lettuce, optional Cut up vegetables, except for lettuce. Vegetables could include ones such as onions, sweet peppers and mushrooms. Place in frying pan. They can be cooked in either canola oil or water. Sprinkle in your favorite spices. Cook vegetables over medium heat until tender. While these cook, drain canned beans and rinse well. Once rinsed, pour into a serving dish. Use either prepared salsa or prepare your own by chopping up tomatoes and adding favorite spices. Add beans, vegetables and salsa to each tortilla. Shredded vegan cheese and shredded lettuce can be added. Wrap ingredients in tortillas and enjoy! *Although packaged tortillas are quicker, homemade tortillas are healthier due to a lack of preservatives and sugar, definitely better! Note: Many prepackaged foods have added sugar, which is not vegan. Sugar is vegan only if it is organic or clearly labeled as being vegan because animal bone char is widely used to whiten sugar. Homemade Tortillas 2 cups all-purpose flour 1 cup water Canola oil Mix flour with water, adding more if needed so batter is thin. Heat frying pan, brush with oil. Pour enough batter into the pan to coat the bottom of the pan. Once it starts to cook through, flip the tortilla. Cook until completely done. Remove from heat and place on plate. Repeat until all batter is used. If you haven't made these before, it may take a bit of practice, though it is well worth it. Chris Pickens is a certified holistic nutrition coach, a health and wellness coach, a holistic health practitioner, and a holistic health coach. She has been a vegan since 2016. Pickens enjoys sharing her recipes, getting feedback (good or bad) on her recipes, getting requests for future recipes, and sharing information about veganism and why she became vegan. She can be contacted by e-mailing her at momof4chris@gmail.com Please put “The Joy of Medina Attn: Chris” in the subject line.

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HEALTH: OF MIND AND BODY

Mind Control by Kelly Bailey

A short walk first thing in the morning can change an entire day. photo by Lloyd Dirks

How do our thoughts control our actions? This is an excellent question. A lack of self-awareness can cause us to be controlled by our thoughts, which, many times, are negative. As an illustrative example, let us look at exercise, but keep in mind that this applies to many other facets of life, including relationships, business, eating a healthy diet, and more. Say the word "exercise." The immediate thought or feeling from the majority of people is: “Ugh! I HATE exercise!” They immediately identify the word with a feeling of discomfort and misery. How likely is it that humans will take action if they have to make a decision based on that thought about exercise? Not likely. Thoughts and feelings are mostly out of our control. Without years of cognitive therapy and hyper-focused awareness of our thoughts or emotions, it is difficult to make changes. Actions, on the other hand, are fully within our control and are where we have the most direct control over behavior change. Put the cart before the horse. Take action FIRST. When we change our actions, our thoughts and feelings naturally begin to align with that new behavior. This is why morning exercise sessions are so effective. Even a short 10-minute walk first thing in the morning has the power to change an entire day. Suddenly, you feel good about doing something healthy for yourself. You have energy. You order a salad instead of a burger for lunch, drink more water and take a vitamin. The action of walking made you feel good. Feeling good led to further positive thoughts and actions, causing a snowball effect of one good action building upon another. Making changes successfully always starts with taking action. A certified personal trainer and certified holistic nutrition coach, Kelly Bailey owns and operates Kelly Bailey Wellness. Find her blog, visit the Food Freedom page, and contact her at https://www.kellybailey.fit/ Following any recommendations are solely at your discretion and responsibility. Consult your medical professional prior to undertaking any suggested diet, lifestyle or exercise change or routine.

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HEALTH: HEALTHY TRAILS

Achieving a Comfortable Ride by Robert Soroky As an avid cyclist, I look forward to hitting the roads and trails again under the warmth of a spring sun! For some riders, though, cycling has become a chore because, as excited as they might be, they are not comfortable on their bikes anymore. If this sounds familiar, then it might be time to consider a bike that more closely matches your changing cycling goals. If you have already purchased a new bike and are now realizing that something does not feel right when you ride, then a professional bike fitting may be the next step. There are essentially two ways to fit a rider to a bicycle. The first is called sizing, which involves checking the standover height, the leg extension when pedaling, the seat height and angle, and the reach to the handlebars. Small adjustments to any of these can be done during a test ride. For most riders, those are the only adjustments needed. Another option is a full bike fitting. This is a significantly more involved process that starts with getting to know a rider’s goals and overall fitness condition. The fit specialist then gathers specific body measurements and various other physiological data like posture analysis, past injuries, and conducts flexibility and range of motion tests. Why does all this data matter? Well, imagine two brothers with exactly the same body weight, height and measurements. Using only these traditional measurements, their bikes would be set up exactly the same. But suppose one of those brothers is an accountant and the other a yoga instructor. Even though their body measurements are the same, their range of motion, posture and flexibility are completely different due to their different lifestyles and can therefore have a significant influence on how each bike should be set up. If the right synergy with your bike seems to be missing, check with a bike shop and see if it offers a fit service. If not, they could do a simple sizing, as that alone can make a huge difference. Robert Soroky is a lifelong cyclist who regularly participates in long-distance charity rides and is the manager of the Century Cycles Medina location. Contact Soroky at robert@centurycycles.com to suggest column topics, for further information or to chat about bikes.

Caleb Luzader clearing his neighbor’s driveway in the dark. photo by Pamela Roeper

COMMUNITY: IN DEED

Sneaky Neighbor by Amy Barnes Pamela Roeper, of Medina, was surprised recently when she looked out one night to see her neighbor’s son, Caleb Luzader, in her driveway. Roeper had injured her back and was unable to clear the snow from her driveway. She said Luzader knew of her injury, but Roeper did not have any expectation that he would help because he had just spent a long day at work at his family’s Hillson Nut Company in Cleveland. “If the world was full of the likes of him what a wonderful place it would be,” Roeper wrote. Luzader will be receiving a thank you from this magazine and a gift certificate for a local business for his kindness.

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by Robert Soroky Four of my favorite, must-see TV shows as a kid in the 70s were “Star Trek,” “Battlestar Galactica,” “Lost in Space,” and “Space: 1999.” As a 10-year-old, those shows molded my childhood and sent my imagination soaring to the stars. Now, looking back at them through the eyes of a 55-year-old, I often cringe at the campiness of it all. Cheap special effects, occasionally silly storylines and rough acting would make pushing those shows today a hard sell. While reboots can give shows a renewed life in front of a new generation, do they always work? “Star Trek” The answer here is a unanimous yes. The original series, which debuted in 1966, lasted three seasons, but syndication kept it alive for future audiences. Eventually, the popularity of the series grew to spawn 13 feature films, six live-action TV series (with more on the way), several animated series, and even an actual space shuttle named after the beloved Federation starship, and the crazy fan conventions. “Battlestar Galactica” Yes, and no. “Galactic” debuted in 1978 and lasted one season. It came back two years later as “Battlestar Galactica 1980.” Although not technically a reboot, it was an attempt to revitalize the series. It bombed. Dramatically. Then, in 2004, the Syfy Channel did a legitimate reboot, and it was an instant masterpiece. The rebooted series lasted four seasons, and was the best thing on TV at the time. Many aspects of the show were re-imagined, including key characters and storylines. Its much darker and realistic tone was a far cry from the original, but it worked, with more than 30 awards and four Emmys as proof. “Lost in Space” Aired in 1968, “Lost in Space” kicked out three seasons, the first in black and white and next two in color. It was easily the campiest and most lighthearted of the era, but it still had a following. In 1998, a “Lost in Space” movie was released that had some star power behind it, but was met with mediocre reviews. In 2018, Netflix picked up the series with a new version that took a darker turn but it still got viewers rooting for the Robinson family. It is definitely binge worthy. “Space:1999” Thus far, it has managed to dodge the reboot bullet, but I would love to see someone have a go at it! Robert Soroky is an avid reader and sci-fi fan. He also is a lifelong cyclist who regularly participates in long-distance charity rides and is the manager of the Century Cycles Medina location. Contact Soroky at robert@centurycycles.com to suggest column topics.

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ENTERTAINMENT: GETTING REEL

Ghosts, Spies and Mermaids by Amy Barnes Movie: “Ghostbusters: Afterlife” Seen: in theater Rating:

This movie was an unexpectedly delightful surprise. The storyline was an enjoyable, fun romp, although it did get a little tiring to repeatedly hear disparaging references to “the dirt farmer,” who was part of the original Ghostbuster team, scientist Egon Spengler. Spengler lived in complete seclusion, and it was assumed by the townspeople that he was crazy because, despite all of his digging in the dirt around his ramshackle house, he never had a crop. The story unfolds with the death of Spengler, causing the arrival of his daughter and grandchildren to what is left of his home and the legacy he left that they would soon discover was much more than was evident on the surface. My only real complaint with this movie is that it did not ever explain where ghosts were now being stored. They just kept filling an endless supply of traps. The best part of the movie for fans of the original film was the nod to Harold Ramis, the actor who portrayed Spengler and who died in February 2014. That incredibly touching moment is closely followed by the nod to the original ghostbusting team. Ivan Reitman, the director of the original Ghostbusters movie died on Saturday, February 12, 2022. Movie: “The 355” Seen: in theater Rating:

There was a lot of action, families and loved ones in danger, and a few interesting twists and turns, but even for me it was all a little ho-hum. The title of the movie refers to the code name for America’s first female spy during the American Revolution. Which is a bit of an odd choice, considering this spy team was made up of women from five different nationalities. There is potential for this team of women spies to perhaps jell better in future movies and be given a better, meatier storyline, but I’m not holding my breath. Movie: “The King’s Daughter” Seen: in theater Rating: I was not expecting much after seeing reviews, but this movie was surprisingly enjoyable, perhaps because I went in with low expectations. If looking for an easy-to-follow story with a touch of romance and a sprinkle of magic, this one is a good choice. It is based on the novel “The Moon and the Sun” and is set in the court of King Louis XIV. It was a little odd to see Pierce Brosnan, the king, in long, disheveled hair and it seemed like he struggled to really

wear the character’s skin. One flaw that consistently bothered me was how the king’s daughter could breathe underwater just because she was near the mermaid. It was a detail that had all of the feeling of having been thrown in at the last minute. Another bothersome detail was the look of the mermaid’s face, it was too bland, too blank, too fake, and too expressionless. The slightly disjointed feel to the movie could be a result of the fact it was filmed back in 2014 and finally released seven years later. I will warn those who might want to take young children to this movie, there are a couple of scenes that deal with dissecting the mermaid that might be a little much for them.

ENTERTAINMENT: ROLL ’EM!

Switch to Animation Successful by Hunter Barnard Movie: “Diary of a Wimpy Kid” Viewed: at home Rating: For my movie review this month, I watched the new “Diary of Wimpy Kid” movie on Disney Plus. I have watched “Diary of a Wimpy Kid” movies before, but this one is different because it is animated, and I like that more. It looks more like the books, and those are very good, too! This movie was about the main character, Greg, and his friend, Rowley, and they are going into middle school. They tried to make middle school look very scary, but I thought it was a little funny because I do not think middle school kids are going to be that mean. My favorite character in the movie is Greg. He draws really funny and cool comics, and I think he is a really good character. He seems very cool and makes being a middle schooler seem easy. In the movie, there are certain rules that middle school kids have to follow. One of the rules is to not get the “cheese touch.” Getting the cheese touch happens when you touch a gross piece of cheese that has been on the playground for at least three years. If you touch it, no one will go near you or want to be your friend. My favorite part in the movie is toward the end, and it has to do with the cheese touch, but I do not want to ruin it for everyone. I thought this movie was very good. Even if you do not know what the books are about, the movie is really good without reading them, too. It was really funny, and the animation looked very up close and really cool. I think everyone should try to watch this movie! Hunter Barnard is an energetic 8-year-old who is a former Brunswick resident who now attends Berea City Schools and likes to share his opinion. He is assisted in writing his column by his mother, Jessica Rapenchuk.

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Benjamin was busy teaching his offspring, Lamont, how to navigate the “brown ice” and snow.

The animals at Whispering Acres Farm Animal Sanctuary in Medina were splitting their time between their shelters and romping outside in the snow and ice left behind from recent storms.

Mr. Jenkins is known to be an instigator on the farm. Since he was bored, he decided to try to get his friend Patsy Swine to play. She was only interested in finding a straw nest to burrow into.

Ritz Quacker, Quackie Chan and James Pond were enjoying a chat, while Duckleberry Finn was on a mission of his own.

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Penelope turkey seems to be attempting to mind meld with the snow.

Molly G., the goat, and chicken Monday enjoy picking through the hay.

Pippin assigned himself the role of sentry of the farmyard, and the camera flash caused him to look particularly imposing!

Baby pig Mr. Jenkins paused his romping in the straw to strike a pose.

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March 2022 Nonprofit Calendar

Annual Seedling and Native Plant Sale is being conducted through Friday, March 4 the Medina County Soil and Water Conservation District. Seedling orders are due by April 1, 2022 at https://bit.ly/3syp3gP Order native National Hug a G.I. Day We recommend no sneak hug attacks and plants by May 9, 2022 at https://bit.ly/3Jpizbc perhaps asking permission first! Friends of MCDL Book Sale, 10 a.m. to 3:30 p.m., Lodi Library, 635 Tuesday, March 1 Wooster Street, Lodi. Fill a bag for $3, bag provided. Benefits summer reading program. National Pig Day Check out the cute pigs in this month’s “Oh, Snap!” Growing Up Wild: A Workshop for Educators, Child Care Providers and section! Parents, 1 p.m. to 4:30 p.m., Oenslager Nature Center, 6100 Ridge Road, Preschoolers in the Garden: What’s in the Ground?, 10 a.m. to 11:30 Wadsworth. For formal and non-formal educators who want to a.m., Krabill Lodge, 7597 Ballash Road, Medina. OSU Master Gardeners encourage outdoor play. Ages 18 and older. Register at lead exploration into soil. Cooking and art projects. Dress for outdoors https://bit.ly/3rSC4TB and mess. Masks required. Ages 3 to 8. Cost $5 per person. Register at American Red Cross Blood Drive, 2 p.m. to 7 p.m., Holy Martyrs https://bit.ly/3JvBAZj Church, 3100 S. Weymouth Road, Medina. https://rcblood.org/32i1sbg Beginning Beekeeping, 6 p.m. to 8:30 p.m., Medina Library, 210 S. Broadway Street, Medina. Fee $85 single, $100 family, includes book, Saturday, March 5 more. Observation only, no charge. Register at https://bit.ly/3485Fi7 National Marching Music Day and National Cheese Doodle Day While Wednesday, March 2 you might be anxious to celebrate both, we do not recommend trying to play any musical instruments while eating cheese doodles! Dr. Seuss Day We suggest a reading of “The Butter Battle Book”! A Healthy Dose of Nature: Hiking Series, 9 a.m. to 11 a.m., Buckeye National Invasive Species Awareness Week Presentation, noon to 1 Woods Park, 6335 Wedgewood Park,, Medina. Vigorous 3- to 5-mile hike p.m., virtual. Sponsored by Medina County Park District. Learn which with naturalist, dress for weather, wear appropriate footwear, bring species are affecting local area and why supporting native plants and own water. Ages 10 and up. No registration, free. wildlife is vital. Ages 7 and older. Register at https://bit.ly/352dg28 Chatham Fireman’s Pancake Breakfast, 9 a.m. to 3 p.m., 6299 Avon National Banana Cream Pie Day!, 2:15 p.m. to 3:15 p.m., Buckeye Lake Road, Chatham. Benefits Chatham Fireman’s Association. Special Library, 6625 Wolff Road, Medina. Create mood mandala box, feast on recipe sausage and all-you-can-eat whole-wheat pancakes, with local pie. Grades 6 through 12. COVID restrictions followed. maple syrup. Senior citizens, $10; adults, $11; and children, $7. For more Sepsis, the Silent Killer, 6 p.m. to 7 p.m., Sycamore Rooms North and information, contact Steve Arters at 330-635-0958 or at South, Brunswick Library, 3649 Center Road, Brunswick. Cleveland artersfarms@gmail.com Clinic presentation about the tissue damage, organ failure, and death 12th Annual Brunswick Kiwanis Spring Craft Show, 10 a.m. to 3 p.m., that can be caused by sepsis. Register at https://bit.ly/34Ik2uk Brunswick Recreation Center, 3637 Center Road, Brunswick. No admission charge. For more information or for booth rental, e-mail Thursday, March 3 BKiwanis13@aol.com Friends of MCDL Book Sale, 10 a.m. to 3:30 p.m., Lodi Library, 635 If Pets had Thumbs Day We can just imagine the havoc that could Wooster Street, Lodi. Fill a bag for $3, bag provided. Benefits summer cause! reading program. Camp Wired, 10 a.m. to noon, Computer Lab, Medina Library, 210 S. MAD Science: Fire and Ice, 10:30 a.m. to 11:15 a.m., Community Rooms Broadway Street, Medina. Learn how to do a variety of things on A and B, Medina Library, 210 S. Broadway Street, Medina. Foggy dry ice computers. Bring questions storms, floating beach balls, more. Ages 4 to 12. Register at Macrame Mania, 2:30 p.m. to 3:30 p.m., Community Room, Highland https://bit.ly/34NGemJ Library, 4160 Ridge Road, Medina. Create macrame’ wall hanging. Register at https://bit.ly/3gQ2HC4 Sunday, March 6 Tween Thursday: Arcade Electronics, 4 p.m. to 5 p.m., Children’s Activity Room, Wadsworth Library, 132 Broad Street, Wadsworth. Ages 9 National Dentists’ Day Hello, Dr. Landry! to 14. Chatham Fireman’s Pancake Breakfast, 9 a.m. to 3 p.m., 6299 Avon Medina Legal Resource Center, 5:30 p.m. to 7 p.m., Medina 1907 Room, Lake Road, Chatham. Benefits Chatham Fireman’s Association. Special Medina Library, 210 S. Broadway, Medina. Domestic Relations Court recipe sausage and all-you-can-eat whole-wheat pancakes, with local volunteers help those not represented by a lawyer in family court. First maple syrup. Senior citizens, $10; adults, $11; and children, $7. For more come, first served. Masks required. information, contact Steve Arters at 330-635-0958 or at Hyacinth Papercraft, 6 p.m. to 7 p.m., Community Room, Lodi Library, artersfarms@gmail.com 635 Wooster Street, Lodi. Create bouquet of paper hyacinths. Register at ORMACO: Dan Bruce, Solo Beatles Songs; 2 p.m. to 3 p.m., Wadsworth https://bit.ly/3HUwSnE Library, 132 Broad Street, Wadsworth. No admission charge but space is limited, register at https://bit.ly/3uTKPyu or by calling 419-853-6016.

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K-9 Kapers, 3 p.m. to 4 p.m., River Styx Park, 8200 River Styx Road, Wadsworth. Socialize dogs while hiking. Dogs must be on 8-foot nonretractable leash. Bring towel for muddy feet and water bowl for dog. All ages, children must have accompanying adult. Free. No registration. Current COVID precautions will be taken.

Monday, March 7 Alexandar Graham Bell Day And we are still asking, “Can you hear me now?” United Way of Summit and Medina Volunteer Income Tax Assistance, 10 a.m. to 2 p.m., Community Room, Lodi Library, 635 Wooster Street, Lodi. Volunteers will help prepare federal and state tax returns for people with income of $60,000 or less. Appointments required. Call 2-1-1 or go to https://bit.ly/3BskEAm Monday Movie Matinee: “Cry Macho,” 1 p.m. to 3:30 p.m., Meeting Rooms A and B, Wadsworth Library, 132 Broad Street, Wadsworth. Cosponsored by Soprema Senior Center. Former rodeo star takes job to bring son of boss home from Mexico and the challenges they face and the redemption that may be. To reserve a space, call Soprema at 330335-1513. Art in the Afternoon: Bunnies, 4 p.m. to 5 p.m., Children’s Activity Room, Wadsworth Library, 132 Broad Street, Wadsworth. Make bunny art, including silhouettes, pipe-cleaner bunnies, stamped bunnies, more.

Tuesday, March 8

T Medina 10 a.m. to 2 p.m. Saturdays through March 12 Inside Richardson Farms 6984 Lafayette Road, Medina 9 a.m. to noon Saturday, March 12 (last one) Local produce, eggs, pastries, etc. Inside Boyert’s Greenhouse and Farm 7171 Wooster Pike, Medina More information at https://bit.ly/3FLORuC

photo by Tejas Prajapati

Nationall Profrding Dy Hmmm….let’s try National Proofreading Day! Senior Strides, 10 a.m. to 11 a.m., Brunswick Lake Trail, meet in Cleveland Clinic parking lot, next to Panera, 1473 Parschen Boulevard, Brunswick. For senior citizens aged 55 and older. Aim is to build a support system for those who would like to hike but do not have anyone to hike with. Casual 1- to 2-mile walk led by park volunteer. Dress for weather and wear appropriate footwear. Knitting and Crocheting Circle, 10 a.m. to noon., Hickory Room, Brunswick Library, 3649 Center Road, Brunswick. Beginners welcome. Making Warm Up Medina County donations. Beginning Beekeeping, 6 p.m. to 8:30 p.m., Medina Library, 210 S. Broadway Street, Medina. Fee $85 single, $100 family, includes book, more. Observation only, no charge. Register at https://bit.ly/3485Fi7 Stuffed Animal Sleepover Storytime, 6:30 p.m. to 7 p.m., Story Time Room, Medina Library, 210 S. Broadway Street, Medina. Wear pajamas, bring favorite stuffed animal. Tuck in stuffed animal, listen to story and come back the next day to pick up stuffed animal and pictures of their fun night. Register at https://bit.ly/3uPg8ul Alphabet Adventure: C is for Cupcake, 6:30 p.m. to 7:15 p.m., Children’s Activity Room, Wadsworth Library, 132 Broad Street, Wadsworth. Play cupcake game, fun counting, make the letter C. Register at https://bit.ly/3HSWgdj

Wadsworth Historical Society: Wadsworth-Area Homicides With Mike Burg, 7:30 p.m. to 9 p.m., Meeting Rooms A and B, Wadsworth Library, 132 Broad Street, Wadsworth.

Thursday, March 10 Middle Name Pride Day In the South, they use middle names like first names. How about that! Camp Wired, 10 a.m. to noon, Computer Lab, Medina Library, 210 S. Broadway Street, Medina. Learn how to do a variety of things on computers. Bring questions American Red Cross Blood Drive, 3 p.m. to 8 p.m., St. Ambrose Church, 929 Pearl Road, Brunswick https://rcblood.org/32i1sbg Tween Thursday: Holy Library, Batman!, 4 p.m. to 5 p.m., Children’s Activity Room, Wadsworth Library, 132 Broad Street, Wadsworth. Make a Batman or Batgirl mask, play trivia. Register at https://bit.ly/3gOgE3G Chair Yoga, 6:30 p.m. to 7:30 p.m., Sycamore Rooms North and South, Brunswick Library, 3649 Center Road, Brunswick. Register at https://bit.ly/3sGyQS5

Friday, March 11

Worship of Tools Day Does more need to be said? Stroller Parking Lot Workout, 9:30 a.m. to 10 a.m., Medina Library, 210 S. Broadway Street. Workout while child rides in stroller. Cancelled for bad weather. Register at https://bit.ly/36hFxme Panic Day AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! Natural Discoveries Hiking Series, 10 a.m. to 11 a.m., Chippewa Inlet Bluegrass Jam and Lenten Fish Fry Dinner, 5:30 p.m. till 10 p.m., Trail North, Lafayette Road. . Counts toward Natural Discoveries award. Lafayette United Methodist Church, 6201 Lafayette Road, Medina. Kitchen opens at 5:30 p.m. and closes at 7 p.m., music starts at 7 p.m. Ages 7 to adult. For more information about the series, go to Donation admission $3, dinner is additional $9. Bluegrass/country https://bit.ly/3rMuiZZ Who’s Your Superhero?, 2:15 p.m. to 3:15 p.m., Buckeye Library, 6625 bands welcome, arrive early to be scheduled. Wolff Road, Medina. Make a superhero coaster, learn your superhero Saturday, March 12 name. Free comic books. Grades 6 through 12. Reaching Your Financial Goals, 6 p.m. to 7 p.m., Sycamore Rooms North and South, Brunswick Library, 3649 Center Road, Brunswick. Alfred Hitchcock Day Oh, so that is why the birds are acting strangely! Chatham Fireman’s Pancake Breakfast, 9 a.m. to 3 p.m., 6299 Avon Citizens Bank gives financial advice. Register at https://bit.ly/3JAsv1z Safety and Security Online, 6:30 p.m. to 7:30 p.m., Computer Lab, Lake Road, Chatham. Benefits Chatham Fireman’s Association. Special Medina Library, 210 S. Broadway Street, Medina. Learn how to spot a recipe sausage and all-you-can-eat whole-wheat pancakes, with local scammer, weed out fake from real. Variety of scams and tricks covered. maple syrup. Senior citizens, $10; adults, $11; and children, $7. For more information, contact Steve Arters at 330-635-0958 or at Register at https://bit.ly/3JvDCJ3 artersfarms@gmail.com

Wednesday, March 9

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How to Catch a Leprechaun, 10:30 a.m. to 11 a.m., Sycamore Rooms North and South, Brunswick Library, 3649 Center Road, Brunswick. Build a trap to catch a leprechaun. Grades kindergarten through 12. Register at https://bit.ly/3BmeMIR Tales and Tails, 10:30 a.m. to noon, Children’s Activity Room, Wadsworth Library, 132 Broad Street, Wadsworth. Therapy dogs visit the children’s area to be read to. Fishing Frenzy!, noon to 5 p.m., Susan Hambley Nature Center, 1473 Parschen Boulevard, Brunswick. No fishing, but will learn the basics of fishing, the local fish species, the best equipment to use, where fishing is allowed, crafts, games, more. All ages. History of Transportation Systems in Medina County, 1 p.m. to 2 p.m., Community Rooms A and B, Medina Library, 210 S. Broadway Street, Medina. Presented by the Medina County Historical Society. Program will cover from native trails and canals to the railway and highway systems. COVID protocols will be followed. Free. Our Bountiful Table Gala: 10 Years of Feeding Medina County Together, 5:30 p.m. to 9 p.m., Buffalo Creek Retreat, 8708 Hubbard Valley Road, Seville. Benefits Feeding Medina County. Cocktails start at 5:30 p.m., made by local celebrity bartenders; celebratory program; seated dinner by ParTake Kitchen. Jim Gill will perform. Cash bar, one complimentary drink ticket. Tickets start at $100 and can be purchased at https://bit.ly/3LcKk8A

Beginning Beekeeping, 6 p.m. to 8:30 p.m., Medina Library, 210 S. Broadway Street, Medina. Fee $85 single, $100 family, includes book, more. Observation only, no charge. Register at https://bit.ly/3485Fi7

Sunday, March 13

Absolutely Incredible Kid Day Camp Wired: Facebook, 10 a.m. to noon, Computer Lab, Medina Library, 210 S. Broadway Street, Medina. Learn how to do a variety of things on computers. Bring questions Tween Thursday: Knots and Paracord Bracelets, 4 p.m. to 5 p.m., Children’s Activity Room, Wadsworth Library, 132 Broad Street, Wadsworth. Explorastory: When Sheep Sleep, 6:30 p.m. to 7:15 p.m., Children’s Activity Room, Wadsworth Library, 132 Broad Street, Wadsworth. Make craft, read story, play lamb games, practice colors in English and Spanish, more. Register at https://bit.ly/3Bp1MSG Bunny Wreath Class, 6:30 p.m. to 7:30 p.m., Community Room, Buckeye Library, 6625 Wolff Road, Medina. All materials provided. COVID restrictions followed. Register at https://bit.ly/3uPeby1 A Cleveland Baseball Celebration, 7 p.m. to 9 p.m., Meeting Room A, Wadsworth Library, 132 Broad Street, Wadsworth. Author Marty Gitlin, who covered the Indians for almost 20 years, shares stories, photos, videos.

National Blame Someone Else Day We will say no more. You know what to do. Sister to Sister Conference: “Positively You,” noon to 4:30 p.m., Medina County University Center, 6300 Technology Lane, #204, Medina. Hosted by American Association of University Women, Medina branch. Designed to build self-esteem, form positive relationships, talk to high school mentors, more for girls ages 11 through 14. Free. Contact Mary Baker for more information at aauwmedinaoh@gmaiil.com Fishing Frenzy!, noon to 5 p.m., Susan Hambley Nature Center, 1473 Parschen Boulevard, Brunswick. No fishing, but will learn the basics of fishing, the local fish species, the best equipment to use, where fishing is allowed, crafts, games, more. All ages. ORMACO: The Expressive Viola, 2 p.m. to 3 p.m., virtual. Oberlin-based fiolist Michael Isaac Strauss performs works by Bach, Reger, Hovhaness, Vieuxtemps. To livestream the event, go to https://bit.ly/3rllIlX

Monday, March 14 National Pi Day and National Napping Day zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz….to infinity! American Red Cross Blood Drive, 1 p.m. to 7 p.m., Brunswick United Methodist Church, 1395 Pearl Road, Brunswick. https://rcblood.org/32i1sbg Makerspace Mondays: Digitizing Slides, 1:30 p.m. to 2:30 p.m., Family History and Learning Center, Medina Library, 210 S. Broadway Street, Medina. See a demonstration of how to use new equipment in the Makerspace. Register at https://bit.ly/3oTSetI Monday Night Intrigue: Couple Found Slain, 7 p.m. to 9 p.m., Meeting Room A, Wadsworth Library, 132 Broad Street, Wadsworth. What happens to the criminally insane? An exploration of the system and the forgotten. Register at https://bit.ly/3GQSBvu

Tuesday, March 15 National Everything You Think is Wrong Day No worries, tomorrow is coming! Bunny Wreath Class, 6 p.m. to 7 p.m., Community Room, Buckeye Library, 6625 Wolff Road, Medina. All materials provided. COVID restrictions followed. Register at https://bit.ly/3rRt40L Alice in Wonderland, 6:30 p.m. to 7:30 p.m., Meeting Rooms A and B, Wadsworth Library, 132 Broad Street, Wadsworth. Explore Wonderland with nonsense poems, follow the rabbit’s trail, pin the grin on the Cheshire cat, play games, do craft, race with eggs on spoons, more.

Wednesday, March 16 National Everything You do is Right Day See? That makes up for yesterday! American Red Cross Blood Drive, 2 p.m. to 7 p.m., Wadsworth YMCA, 623 School Drive, Wadsworth https://rcblood.org/32i1sbg Funfetti Candles, 2:15 p.m. to 3:15 p.m., Buckeye Library, 6625 Wolff Road, Medina. Grades 6 through 12. Create delicious, colorful candle. Unicorn Party, 6 p.m. to 7 p.m., Community Room, Lodi Library, 635 Wooster Street, Lodi. Crafts, games, more. Register at https://bit.ly/3GU6hG2 Sign Language Discussion Group, 6 p.m. to 7:30 p.m., Medina Library, 201 S. Broadway Street, Medina. Learn about deaf culture, practice sign language. Register at https://bit.ly/3sIci3w Buzzard Day!, 6:30 p.m. to 8 p.m., Community Room, Highland Library, 4160 Ridge Road, Medina. Get ready for the return of buzzards to Hinckley with crafts, snacks, stories. Register at https://bit.ly/34IsXfi

Thursday, March 17

Friday, March 18 Awkward Moments Day Awkward, like being the only thing on the calendar?

Saturday, March 19

For all of you backyard chicken keepers, it is Poultry Day! Something to crow about! Yes, we went there. Chatham Fireman’s Pancake Breakfast, 9 a.m. to 3 p.m., 6299 Avon Lake Road, Chatham. Benefits Chatham Fireman’s Association. Special recipe sausage and all-you-can-eat whole-wheat pancakes, with local maple syrup. Senior citizens, $10; adults, $11; and children, $7. For more information, contact Steve Arters at 330-635-0958 or at artersfarms@gmail.com Goodbye Winter, Hello Spring Scavenger Hunt, 9 a.m. to 5 p.m., Oenslager Nature Center, 6100 Ridge Road, Wadsworth. Start hunt at nature center any time during open hours. All ages. American Red Cross Blood Drive, 10 a.m. to 3 p.m., St. Mark Church, 1330 N. Carpenter Street, Brunswick. https://rcblood.org/32i1sbg Beginning Beekeeping, 10 a.m. to 5 p.m., Medina Library, 210 S. Broadway Street, Medina. Fee $85 single, $100 family, includes book, more. Observation only, no charge. Register at https://bit.ly/3485Fi7 Living Library, 10 a.m. to 5 p.m., Sycamore Rooms North and South, Brunswick Library, 3649 Center Street, Brunswick. Drop in and check out a person for a 20-minute one-to-one conversation. First come, first served. For list of people, go to https://bit.ly/3GXzD69

Joy of Medina County Magazine | March 2022 Fishing Frenzy!, noon to 5 p.m., Susan Hambley Nature Center, 1473 Parschen Boulevard, Brunswick. No fishing, but will learn the basics of fishing, the local fish species, the best equipment to use, where fishing is allowed, crafts, games, more. All ages. Toy Factory, 1:30 p.m. to 2:30 p.m., Seville Library, 45 Center Street, Seville. Learn how to make toys you can take home. Register at https://bit.ly/3gQlJYZ Jazzmatazz, 5:30 p.m. to 9:30 p.m., Medina Performing Arts Center, 851 Weymouth Road, Medina. Presented by Medina jazz bands. Featuring performanaces by the MHS Stardusters and Jazz Ensemble and the jazz bands of A.I. Root and Claggett Middle Schools. Live jazz, games, raffles, more. Senior citizens, $12; adults and students, $15, at https://bit.ly/ 3sEky4s

Sunday, March 20 Extraterrestrial Abductions Day We do not suggest catching one because you never know how big the mother ship or the fleet is! Chatham Fireman’s Pancake Breakfast, 9 a.m. to 3 p.m., 6299 Avon Lake Road, Chatham. Benefits Chatham Fireman’s Association. Special recipe sausage and all-you-can-eat whole-wheat pancakes, with local maple syrup. Senior citizens, $10; adults, $11; and children, $7. For more information, contact Steve Arters at 330-635-0958 or at artersfarms@gmail.com Fishing Frenzy!, noon to 5 p.m., Susan Hambley Nature Center, 1473 Parschen Boulevard, Brunswick. No fishing, but will learn the basics of fishing, the local fish species, the best equipment to use, where fishing is allowed, crafts, games, more. All ages. Goodbye Winter, Hello Spring Scavenger Hunt, noon to 5 p.m., Oenslager Nature Center, 6100 Ridge Road, Wadsworth. Start hunt at nature center any time during open hours. All ages.

N A list of art shows in Medina County. To have a show listed, send the information to joy@blakehousepublishing.com at least two months in advance. There is no such thing as too early, but there is too late. 18th Annual Aquarius Exhibition Through March 6, 2022 Medina County Art League members exhibit two works each. B. Smith Gallery Third Floor, Medina Library 210 S. Broadway Street, Medina Medina County Student Art Show March 2 through 27, 2022 Artwork by Medina County students Presented by the Medina County Arts Foundation Throughout Medina Historic District March for Art March 4, 2022

Artwork by area students Presented by Main Street Wadsworth Throughout downtown Wadsworth Art Guide and scavenger hunt information available at Opal Dragonfly Boutique, 110 High Street, Wadsworth Teen Juried Art Competition and Scholarship Show March 21 through April 10, 2022 (Call for entries March 14 though 16, get form at https://bit.ly/ 3Bmevpb ) Reception March 30, 6 p.m. B. Smith Gallery Third Floor, Medina Library 210 S. Broadway Street, Medina

Wednesday, March 23

Near Miss Day Be careful out there, today! Race Track Challenge, 2:15 p.m. to 3:15 p.m., Buckeye Library, 6625 Wolff Road, Medina. Learn about motion dynamics, race weighted cars Fragrance Day Wait, do you smell something? on a long track. Grades 6 to 12. Afternoon at the Cinema, 1 p.m. to 3 p.m., Sycamore Room North and Meet Gospel Singer Mahalia Jackson, 6:30 p.m. to 7:15 p.m., Sycamore South, Brunswick Library, 3649 Center Road, Brunswick. Rooms North and South, Brunswick Library, 3649 Center Road, American Red Cross Blood Drive, 2 p.m. to 7 p.m., Trinity United Brunswick. Presented by Women in History Ohio. Jackson was one of Church of Christ, 215 High Street, Wadsworth. themost influential vocalists of the 20th century. https://rcblood.org/32i1sbg Coffee Art, 6 p.m. to 7 p.m., Sycamore Rooms North and South, Thursday, March 24 Brunswick Library, 3649 Center Road, Brunswick. Create art using coffee and a canvas. Register at https://bit.ly/3GWSL4m World Freedom of Thought Day Let’s Explore: Mud Madness, 6:30 p.m. to 7:30 p.m., Children’s Activity Camp Wired: Facebook, 10 a.m. to noon, Computer Lab, Medina Room, Wadsworth Library, 132 Broad Street, Wadsworth. Learn about Library, 210 S. Broadway Street, Medina. Learn how to do a variety of soil types, make a mud painting, enjoy funny story about mud, and play things on computers. Bring questions with magic mud, clean mud and ghost mud. All ages. Register at https:/ American Red Cross Blood Drive, 2 p.m. to 7 p.m., Western Reserve /bit.ly/3oR36c6 Masonic Community, 4931 Nettleton Road, Medina. https://rcblood.org/32i1sbg Tuesday, March 22 Rubber Band Racecars, 4 p.m. to 5 p.m., Community Room B, Medina Library, 210 S. Broadway Street, Medina. Learn how to make a rubberNational Goof Off Day band racer, then test on the racetrack. Register at https://bit.ly/3GXxyHn Knitting and Crocheting Circle, 10 a.m. to noon., Hickory Room, Tween Thursday: Learn How to Smashbook, 4 p.m. to 5 p.m., Brunswick Library, 3649 Center Road, Brunswick. Beginners welcome. Children’s Activity Room, Wadsworth Library, 132 Broad Street, Making Warm Up Medina County donations. Wadsworth. American Red Cross Blood Drive, 1 p.m. to 6:30 p.m., The Chapel Ohio Means Jobs Workshop, 6 p.m. to 7 p.m., Computer Lab, Medina Wadsworth Campus, 1391 State Road, Wadsworth Library, 210 S. Broadway Street, Medina. Get tips on handling job https://rcblood.org/32i1sbg interviews and get access to tools. Password Management, 6 p.m. to 7 p.m., Sycamore Rooms North and South, Brunswick Library, 3649 Center Road, Brunswick. Learn how to Friday, March 25 manage passwords so accounts are protected. Otaku Tuesdays, 6 p.m. to 7:30 p.m., Medina Room, Medina Library, 210 Waffle Day Yaaay! S. Broadway Street, Medina. A discussion of all things anime, for Grades American Red Cross Blood Drive, 10 a.m. to 3 p.m., Medina Community 6 through 12. Do geekcrafts, learn about Japanese culture, cosplay Recreation Center, 855 Weymouth Road, Medina. welcome! https://rcblood.org/32i1sbg Living History Productions: Daniel Boone, 7 p.m. to 9 p.m., Meeting Flora Fridays, 5:30 p.m. to 6:30 p.m., Hubbard Valley Park, 8600 Room A, Wadsworth Library, 132 Broad Street, Wadsworth. Presented Hubbard Valley Road, Seville. Casual after-work walk among spring by former history teacher. Adult program. Register at wildflowers. Notebook, pencil and wildflower guide are suggested. Ages https://bit.ly/3HV3qxV 10 and up.

Monday, March 21

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Saturday, March 26 National Nougat Day and National Spinach Day We know which one we will be observing! Chatham Fireman’s Pancake Breakfast, 9 a.m. to 3 p.m., 6299 Avon Lake Road, Chatham. Benefits Chatham Fireman’s Association. Special recipe sausage and all-you-can-eat whole-wheat pancakes, with local maple syrup. Senior citizens, $10; adults, $11; and children, $7. For more information, contact Steve Arters at 330-635-0958 or at artersfarms@gmail.com Friends of MCDL Book Sale, 10 a.m. to 2 p.m., Brunswick Library 3649 Center Street, Brunswick. Fill a bag for $3, bag provided. Benefits library. Beginning Beekeeping, 10 a.m. to 5 p.m., Medina Library, 210 S. Broadway Street, Medina. Fee $85 single, $100 family, includes book, more. Observation only, no charge. Register at https://bit.ly/3485Fi7 2022 Medina County Home and Garden Show, 10 a. m. to 6 p.m., second day is March 27, Medina County Community Center, Medina County Fairgrounds, 755 Lafayette Road, Medina. Admission: senior citizens (age 60 and older), $4; adults, $5; children 12 and younger, no charge. Windows 11 Intro, 10:30 a.m. to 11:30 a.m., Computer Lab, Medina Library, 210 S. Broadway Street, Medina. Lecture-style presentation. Register at https://bit.ly/3rSHDRM The Art of Quilts and Coverlets, noon to 4 p.m., Weymouth Preservation Society Museum, 3144 Myers Road, Weymouth. Part of the 100th anniversary celebration for the Medina County Historical Society. Admission donation of $5 is requested. Masks required. For more information, call 330-722-1341 or e-mail mchs@zoominternet.net An Afternoon of Irish Tunes, 3 p.m. to 4 p.m., Community Room, Highland Library, 4160 Ridge Road, Medina. Pat Masalko and Jamieson Bowman return with more Irish tunes. COVID restrictions followed. Wine and Roses Dinner and Silent Auction, 6 p.m. to 11:30 p.m., Weymouth Country Club, 3946 Weymouth Road, Medina. Benefits Medina Sunrise Rotary. For more information, go to https://bit.ly/3rrSoui BBWR Concert: “New Beginnings,” 7 p.m. to 9 p.m., Medina Performing Arts Center, 851 Weymouth Road, Medina. Tickets available online at https://bit.ly/3L0SIHY or at the door. Senior citizens, $12; adults, $15; and no charge for students.

Sunday, March 27 National Scribble Day Chatham Fireman’s Pancake Breakfast, 9 a.m. to 3 p.m., 6299 Avon Lake Road, Chatham. Benefits Chatham Fireman’s Association. Special recipe sausage and all-you-can-eat whole-wheat pancakes, with local maple syrup. Senior citizens, $10; adults, $11; and children, $7. For more information, contact Steve Arters at 330-635-0958 or at artersfarms@gmail.com 2022 Medina County Home and Garden Show, 10 a. m. to 5 p.m., second day is March 27, Medina County Community Center, Medina County Fairgrounds, 755 Lafayette Road, Medina. Admission: senior citizens (age 60 and older), $4; adults, $5; children 12 and younger, no charge. Natural Discoveries Hiking Series: Statehood Symbols, 3 p.m. to 4 p.m., Bluebell Valley, 8504 Richman Road, Lodi. Learn about symbols, celebrate 219 years of statehood on hike. Counts toward Natural Discoveries award. Ages 7 to adult. For more information about the series, go to https://bit.ly/3rMuiZZ

https://bit.ly/3rRp7ZZ American Red Cross Blood Drive, 1 p.m. to 7 p.m., Seville United Methodist Church, 74 W. Main Street, Seville https://rcblood.org/32i1sbg Papier Mache’ Sculpture, 6 p.m. to 7:30 p.m., Sycamore Rooms North and South, 3649 Center Road, Brunswick. Sculpt creation, then paint it on Thursday, March 31. Register for sculpting at https://bit.ly/3s0TQnL and for painting at https://bit.ly/36mdYIB Sensory Friendly Story Time, 6:30 p.m. to 7 p.m., Children’s Activity Room, Wadsworth Library, 132 Broad Street, Wadsworth. Designed for children on the autism spectrum or with sensory integration challenges and their families and caregivers. Register at https://bit.ly/3oRdOPP

Tuesday, March 29 Smoke and Mirrors Day Protect Your Peeps, 1:30 p.m. to 2:30 p.m., Sycamore Rooms North and South, Brunswick Library, 3649 Center Road, Brunswick. Build boat to protect marshmallow Peeps. Grades 3 to 5. COVID restrictions followed. Register at https://bit.ly/3JwN3Yy Clearing the Clutter, 6 p.m. to 7 p.m., Community Room, Highland Library, 4160 Ridge Road, Medina. Games and strategies for clearing clutter. COVID restrictions followed, Register at https://bit.ly/3rPoJv9 Escape Room: Spring Break Out, 6 p.m. to 7 p.m., Medina 1907 room, Medina Library, 210 S. Broadway Street, Medina. Teens must work together to follow clue trail to solve puzzles and traps. Register at https://bit.ly/3Jx39BG Hide and Seek, 7:45 p.m. to 8:45 p.m., Buckeye Community Room, Buckeye Library, 6625 Wolff Road, Medina. Run, yell, play games after hours when the lights are off. Grades 2 to 5. COVID restrictions followed. Register at https://bit.ly/3gQBVK2

Wednesday, March 30 National I am in Control Day Goes well with yesterday’s smoke and mirrors, it is all an illusion! American Red Cross Blood Drive, 10 a.m. to 3 p.m., Root Candles, 640 Liberty Street, Medina. https://rcblood.org/32i1sbg Mobile Device Q & A, 6 p.m. to 7 p.m., Community Room, Lodi Library, 635 Wooster Street, Lodi. Bring device for hands-on learning. COVID restrictions followed. Bunny Wreath Class, 6:30 p.m. to 7:30 p.m., Sycamore Rooms North and South, Brunswick Library, 3649 Center Road, Brunswick. All materials provided. COVID restrictions followed. Register at https://bit.ly/3JtYLDf Using FamilySearch for Family History Research, 6:30 p.m. to 7:30 p.m., Community Rooms A and B, Medina Library, 210 S. Broadway Street, Medina. Zoom option available. Learn how to use internet tool to research family history. Register at https://bit.ly/3GMUJnL

Thursday, March 31 National Crayon Day Have a wonderful, colorful day! Camp Wired: Facebook, 10 a.m. to noon, Computer Lab, Medina Library, 210 S. Broadway Street, Medina. Learn how to do a variety of things on computers. Bring questions Discovery Drop-In: Waterfowl, 1 p.m. to 3 p.m., Chippewa Inlet Trail North, Lafayette Road. Visit at any time to see waterfowl in the park. Naturalist will be on observation deck with spotting scope and information. Tween Thursday: Paper Orbs, 4 p.m. to 5 p.m., Children’s Activity Room, Wadsworth Library, 132 Broad Street, Wadsworth.

Monday, March 28 National Something on a Stick Day Oh, the possibilities are endless! American Red Cross Blood Drive, 1 p.m. to 7 p.m., Brunswick United Methodist Church, 1395 Pearl Road, Brunswick. https://rcblood.org/32i1sbg Mindful Mondays, 1:30 p.m. to 2:30 p.m., Sycamore Room South, Brunswick Library, 3649 Center Road, Brunswick. Utilizes variety of techniques to achieve increased wellbeing and calm. Register at

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