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Friends of DOR OTHY DORO Metr a's calendar of EVENTS ou know wher e all the HO T spots ar e! Metra's EVENTS,, tha thatt lets y you where HOT are! o@aol.com By: AuntieM4Dor AuntieM4Doro@aol.com
neighborhood mothers bought us soap and encouraged us to soap each others windows, Oh what a blast we had! Until, the next day we found out that our mothers were all in cahoots and for our punishment we had to clean all the windows as our mothers sat on the porch, drinking coffee while getting there windows washed for free! And of course, my mother was the ring leader! God bless you Jewel Maxine! Lets see whats going on in Metraland …ILLINOIS
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Chicago: BERLIN (773-348-4975), Saturday, October 26th “Halloween Drag Matinee” Hosted by Trannika. Followed by “Twisted” with DJ Larissa, and drink specials! Sunday, October 27th “Depeche Mode/New Order” a Multimedia Mixdown! DJ Greg Haus mixes music and video by 2 of our favorite bands of the past 30 years! Wednesday, October 30th “Devils Night Static” with resident DJ Pete Augusta! Thursday, October 31st “Halloween Total Therapy” Picture Plane live at Midnight, supreme cuts with DJ Svengali. RSVP for no cover! SPIN NIGHTCLUB (773-327-7711), Saturday, October 26th SPIN’s Annual “Halloween Ball and Costume Contest” with over $1,500 in cash prizes! Go to SPIN in your best drag or best costume and you could win $500 for first, $200 for second or $75 for third! Prizes in each category! Thursday, October 31st “Hocus Pocus” The best party on the block just got better, Halloween falls on SPIN’s $1 drink night! TOUCHE (773-465-7400), Tuesday, October 29th “Hardcore Rocky Horror Party" Wednes day, October 30th “Halloween Bear Chested Party” go show them your hairy monsters! Thursday, October 31st Halloween party, with “Treats And Tricks Costume Contest”
my absolute most favorite time of the year! Fall and my favorite holiday of all time! Halloween, Halloween falls on the evening before the Christian holy days of All Hallows Eve also known as All Saints day. The word Halloween dates back to about 1745, it comes from a Scottish term All Hallows Eve. In Scottish, the word eve is even, and this is contracted to e’en or een. Over time, (All) Hallow (S) E (V) en evolved in Halloween. Hum who knew? Now you do!! Devils Night is the night before Halloween and dates back as early as the 1940’s. Traditionally, youths engaged in a night of criminal behavior which usually consisted of acts of vandalism (such as egging, soaping or waxing windows and doors, leaving rotten vegetables or flaming bags of animal feces on front porch stoops, or toilet papering trees and shrubs). These were almost exclusively acts of petty vandalism, causing little to no property damages. (True story) I remember the last time I participated in Devils Night activities, my mother and …MICHIGAN some of the other 18 Metra Magazine, Issue # 824
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Ann Arbor: NECTO (734-994-5436), Friday, October 25th “Pride Halloween” with DJ Jace in the Main Room and DVJ Mark in the Red Room. Hosted by The Pride Crew, featuring Derek Hazard and friends! Detroit: BODY ZONE (313-366-9663), Saturday, October 26th “College Night” with $5 lockers for members 18-25 (you old hags of 26 have to pay more). Friday, November 8th “Black Out Party”. Saturday, November 16th “Leather Night” with $5 Lockers for members in chaps in chaps or harness. “Wild Wednesdays” FREE lube with purchase of locker or room. Sunday-Thursday “FREE Tanning” with the purchase of a room or locker! CLUB GOLD COAST / SIN in Detroit (313-366-6135), every Tuesday starting November 5th its “Fab Tuesdays” with Crystal Harding, Sabin and Dominique Bulgari! Show times at 11:45 and 12:45. Saturday, October 26th “Halloween” Best costume $500! Music by Lady Intrigue. Doors open at 7pm. ESCAPE BOOKSTORE (313-366-6558), Not in to Halloween? Stop by Escape and pick up some reading material or pick up some videos and adult novelties and make a scary party of your own! GIGI’S (313-584-6525), Thursday, October 31st “Halloween Costume Party” with Nickki Stevens, Chico and the boys! Candy treats and “tricks” for everyone! Five costume contests categories: Best costume, funniest, scariest, first time in drag and best group\duo! HAYLOFT SALOON (313-581-8913), WOW! The Hayloft is having 2 Halloween parties. Saturday, October 26th There will be a costume contest with a $200 cash prize for best costume. Then on Thursday, October 31st “Scary Costume Contest” with cash prizes! MENJO'S (313-863-3934), Saturday, October 26th “Menjo’s Horror Story” its Agave Nights, a Latin inspired event! Thursday, October 31st “The Walking Dead” costume party with a prize of $500 for best costume! Saturday, November 9th, “I Wanna Meet A Porn Star” (I really do) performing live Antonio Biaggi! Continued on page 22
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R&R SALOON (313-849-2751), Saturday, October 26th “Halloween Party” costume contest with a cash prize! Thursday, October 31st “Halloween Karaoke” best costume wins a bottle of champagne! Sundays are “Keggers Night” fresh keg tapped at 6pm,9pm and Midnight! Tuesdays are “Pool Tournament” with cash prizes. Wednesdays are “Smokin Hot Underwear Contest” with cash prizes! Fridays are “Leather Night” no cover with leather attire. Ferndale: COMO’S (248-548-5005), “Halloween 2013” make sure you make Como’s one of your stops on the Halloween weekend, and check out their fab decorations! Everywhere you look its Halloween! They must have to rent a storage unit to hold all that stuff! Be sure to book your holiday parties now in their private party room! JUST 4 US (248-547-5878), Just 4 Us is POPPIN with excitement as they are counting down the days until they get their new shipment of “Nail Polish remover”, so get in line on November1st to replenish your supply! 2014 calendars are in stock ,they have sooo many to choose from your bound to find one that’s just right for you (Eric don’t wait so long this year!) Just 4 Us has an array of Halloween decorations, card and gifts! Grand Rapids: RUMORS (616-454-8720), Mondays, “Mega Mug And Kick Ass Karaoke” with your host Skye at 10pm, no cover! Thursdays its “Thirsty Thursdays” with ½ off all alcohol, open to close! DJ Monica Parker! Saturday, October 26th “Naughty 90’s Retro Party” featuring DJ Graig Allen spinning 90"s hits!! 90’s drink specials all night long. APARTMENT (616-451-0815) Saturday, October 26th "Creepy Creativity Wins" a little Continued on page 24 creepy if you think about it! Dressing up pumpkins in drag and 22 Metra Magazine, Issue # 824
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For $100 Ill dress up my Johnson in drag! There is also a human costume contest with $100 top prize! Lansing: SPIRAL (517-371-3221), Saturday, October 26th “Haunted Disco” Lansing’s largest Halloween dance event! Costume contest, 1st place $300, 2nd place $100! FREE rides from East Lansing just call 517-894-1315! 18+ welcome. Pontiac: LIBERTY BAR (248-758-0771), Saturday, October 26th “Zombie Apocalypse Party” with prizes and drink specials! Friday, October 25th “Congratulatory Party” for Chuck Braidwood Mr. Michigan Leather 2014! Peeps, did you know that for the last three years all of Mr. Liberty Leather winners have gone on to win Mr. Michigan Leather! What does that tell you? Really? I have to spell it out for you? HELLLOOO that means that they have a lot of hot butch men at Liberty DAAA! Thursday, October 31stat 9pm, scream out your favorite songs with “Horror Story Karaoke” costume contest with prizes, drink specials, and no cover, with KJ Karen Saturday, November 9th “Military Leather Night” sponsored by Icon. Flint: JB’S NIGHT CLUB (810-232-1955), Saturday, October 26th “Halloween Party”. New on Wednesdays! “Karaoke” with DJ Chuck! Open Wednesday-Saturday 9pm-2am. The manager Julie tells me that Sabin will be coming back to perform soon! Sterling Heights: SALON ONE DAY SPA (586-274-4260), usually Salon One is known for its quality work for manicures, pedicures and hair care, buuuut if you need a scary look or a certain... Continued on page 26
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color hair to go with your costume, this is your place! Traverse City: SIDETRAXX (231-935-1666), Saturday, October 26th its Halloween only the way Sidetraxx can do it! It’s “Angels And Demon’s” (Scottie you know I'll be an angel, but I think the demon on the front cover might be your evil spawn! Good work daddy!) with a costume contest with $100 for 1st, $75 for second and $50 for 3rd place! Thursday, October 31st “Nightmare On Franklin Street” a Halloween party with Josh brewing up some pretty scary drink specials! Friday. November 1st “Zodiac Drag Review” for Scorpios (October 23rd-November 25) this is a cool party that Sidetraxx has every month, with a different astrological sigh each month! If you are a Scorpio there is no cover and drink specials. They have so many entertainers I can’t even list them! Saturday, November 2nd (don’t forget to set your clocks back) “Disco Review Through Time” get out your hip huggers and bell bottoms as they rock back in time. Every hour music goes back further and further in time (How freaking fun!) open til 3am! Warren: MALEBOX II (586-806-2390), Open daily at 2pm for happy hour! Mondays, “Game Night” Beer Pong and Pool tournament at 9pm. Tuesdays are the original Malebox “All Male Booty Contest” $75 for 1st place and $25 for 2nd place! $2 well and domestics all day and all night! “Country Line Dancing” at 8pm! Every Thursday and Sunday “Karaoke” Fridays are “Friday Night Out With The Boyz” With DJ Chris Cross! Saturdays, “Malebox Review Drag Comedy Show” with Iona Traler, Jacqueline Frost and special guest! Music by DJ Jimmy! Sundays, “Happy Hour” starts at2pm then relax and enjoy some great food! At 9pm “Karaoke” Friday October 25th “Halloween Party” with a costume contest! $100 cash prize! Friday, November 1st Malebox “Halloween Gear Party” to benefit Affirmations and Mr. Friendly! Shot specials all night long! That’s it for this issue, Our next deadline is Wednesday, October 30th for our Wednesday, November 6th issue, you can reach me at AuntieM4doro@aol.com! 26 Metra Magazine, Issue # 824
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