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Trip off the Tongue

Not sure whether to holiday abroad this year? Do you lack foreign language skills, and suffer from an inability to add up in any currency other than pounds and pence? If so, help is at hand with our staycation ideas, tailored to your needs.

If funds are low you might feel most at home in Northern Ireland, visiting BALLYMONEY or LACK, or across the water in CASHMOOR.

Do you enjoy arguing about the service charge and whether to leave a tip? Why not try YELLING and BATTLE, or a weekend in CHEAPSIDE?

Feeling peckish? With DUNDEE it’s a piece of cake, and you can enjoy a full English at FRYUP.

If you’re pushed for time leave EARLEY to beat the traffic and get a ticket to RYDE, but you may want to think about a BACUP route.

For those who really love their shopping, how about SALE, DEAL or ANDOVER?

Feeling nostalgic for an Essex break? Don’t look back in ONGAR because your trip might turn UGLEY.

Dog owners could find a warm welcome in LEEDS or BARKING. Not so sure about CATFORD though.

What about a specialist coach tour for the follically challenged, stopping at AYR, WIGTOWN and BARNET? (But never BALDER!)

If you don’t take yourself too seriously, RYE or GIGGLESWICK could be good for a laugh. Or maybe you’d be happy to settle for SETTLE, unless you have BIGGAR dreams?

Did you know? AMESBURY has been continuously occupied since 8820 BC, which could explain the traffic on the A303.

By Derek Thompson

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