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CONTENTS

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Arya Stark’s Journey Home

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LETTER FROM THE EDITOR

Your son was butchered at the Red Wedding, Lord Manderly. But you refuse the call. You swore allegiance to House Stark, Lord Glover. But in their hour of greatest need, you refuse the call. And you, Lord Kerwin, your father was skinned alive by Ramsay Bolton, still,

you refuse the call. But House Mormont remembers. The North remembers. We know no king but the King in the North whose name is Stark. I don’t care if he’s a bastard. Ned Stark’s blood runs through his veins. He’s my king, from this day until his last

A Lannister always pays his debts. A good act does not wash out the bad, nor a bad act the good. Each should have its own reward. The bear and the maiden fair. Winter is coming. The War of the 5 kings. The rains of castamere. I would like a trial by combat. What is dead may never die. Pay the iron price. It is rare to meet a Lannister who shares my enthusiasm for dead Lannisters. It's ten thousand miles between Kings landing and the wall. The night is dark and full of terrors. What is dead may never die. A Lannister always pays his debts. All men must die.

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Tyrion Lannister: Minimized and Misunderstood

Words by Lord Varys, Photos courtesy of Tyrion Lannister

Tyrion Lannister is perhaps the most misunderstood character on Game of Thrones. I would like a trial by combat. The bear and the maiden fair. More pigeon pie, please. The bear and the maiden fair.

A Lannister always pays his debts. A good act does not wash out the bad, nor a bad act the good. Each should have its own reward. The bear and the maiden fair. Winter is coming. The War of the 5 kings. The rains of castamere. I would like a trial by combat. What is dead may never die. Pay the iron price. It is rare to meet a Lannister who shares my enthusiasm for dead Lannisters. It's ten thousand miles between Kings landing and the wall. The night is dark and full of terrors. What is dead may never die. A Lannister always pays his debts. All men must die.

The bear and the maiden fair. You know nothing, Jon Snow. The War of the 5 kings. Bastards are born of passion, aren't they? We don't despise them in Dorne. All men must die. Forgive my

manners. I don't see many ladies these days. Lucky for the ladies. Forgive my manners. I don't see many ladies these days. Lucky for the ladies. Bastards are born of passion, aren't they? We don't despise them in Dorne. You know nothing, Jon Snow. You know nothing, Jon Snow. Winter is coming. I would like a trial by combat. All men must die. Unbowed, Unbent, Unbroken. Bastards are born of passion, aren't they? We don't despise them in Dorne. Winter is coming. The bear and the maiden fair. A Lannister always pays his debts. The bear and the maiden fair.

“A Lannister always pays his debts. A good act does not wash out the bad, nor a bad act the good.”

Tyrion Lannister

most misunderstood character on Game of Thrones. I would like a trial by combat. The bear and the maiden fair. More pigeon pie, please. The bear and the maiden fair.

A Lannister always pays his debts. A good act does not wash out the bad, nor a bad act the good. Each should have its own reward. The bear and the maiden fair. Winter is coming. The War of the 5 kings. The rains of castamere. I would like a trial by combat. What is dead may never die. Pay the iron price. It is rare to meet a Lannister who shares my enthusiasm for dead Lannisters. It's ten thousand miles between Kings

know nothing, Jon Snow. The War of the 5 kings. Bastards are born of passion, aren't they? We don't despise them in Dorne. All men must die. Forgive my manners. I don't see many ladies these days. Lucky for the ladies. Forgive my manners. I don't see many ladies these days. Lucky for the ladies. Bastards are born of passion, aren't they? We don't despise them in Dorne.

FashionSpotlight

Fashion Icon Cersei Lannister: “Gold is the New Black”

“I neverleave the house without my favorite golden lion brooch!” I don't see many ladies these days. Lucky for the ladies. You know nothing, Jon Snow. All men must die. A good act does not wash out the bad, nor a bad act the good. Each should have its own reward.

Unbowed, Unbent, Unbroken. Winter is coming. It is rare to meet a Lannister who shares my enthusiasm for dead Lannisters. When you play the game of thrones, you win or you die. Pay the iron price.

55

Number of Cersi Lannister’s gold rings

Lannisters Declare Bankruptcy

Words by Petyr “Littlefinger”

It is rare to meet a Lannister who shares my enthusiasm for dead Lannisters. Unbowed, Unbent, Unbroken. A good act does not wash out the bad, nor a bad act the good. Each should have its own reward.

20m

Number (millions) of Lannister unpaid debts

87 Times Tyrion Lannister has been backstabbed

You know nothing, Jon Snow. You know nothing, Jon Snow. Pay the iron price. The bear and the maiden fair. Winter is coming. Pay the iron price. Pay the iron price. It is rare to meet a Lannister who shares my enthusiasm for dead Lannisters. All men must die. The night is dark and full of terrors. I am the shield that guards the realms of men. I pledge my life and honor to the Night's Watch, for this night and all the nights to come. The War of the 5 kings. Winter is coming. What is dead may never die. When you play the game of thrones, you win or you die. Winter is coming. Tyrion Lannister is perhaps the most misunderstood character on Game of Thrones. I would like a trial by combat. The bear and the maiden fair. More pigeon pie, please. The bear and the maiden fair.

most misunderstood character on Game of Thrones. I would like a trial by combat. The bear and the maiden fair. More pigeon pie, please. The bear and the maiden fair.

A Lannister always pays his debts. A good act does not wash out the bad, nor a bad act the good. Each should have its own reward. The bear and the maiden fair. Winter is coming. The War of the 5 kings. The rains of castamere. I would like a trial by combat. What is dead may never die.

and the maiden fair. More pigeon pie, please. The bear and the maiden fair.

A Lannister always pays his debts. A good act does not wash out the bad, nor a bad act the good. Each should have its own reward.

The bear and the maiden fair. Winter is coming. The War of the 5 kings. The rains of castamere. I would like a trial by combat. What is dead may never die.

King’s Landing Property Values Drop

Words by Petyr “Littlefinger” Master of Coin

It is rare to meet a Lannister who shares my enthusiasm for dead Lannisters. Unbowed, Unbent, Unbroken. A good act does not wash out the bad, nor a bad act the good. Each should have its own reward. You know nothing, Jon Snow. You know nothing, Jon Snow. Pay the iron price. Winter is coming.

4,000 Gold Dragons

The average single-family home price in King’s Landing

400 Gold Dragons

Average monthly income of King’s Landing family household

7,000 Homeless Pop.

Homelessness grows as inflation balloons out of control

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Orphaned Youth

As war rages, more children are being left parentless

Tyrion Lannister is perhaps the most misunderstood character on Game of Thrones. I would like a trial by combat. The bear and the maiden fair. More pigeon pie, please. The bear and the maiden fair. A Lannister always pays his debts. A good act does not wash out the bad, nor a bad act the good. Each should have its own reward.

A good act does not wash out the bad, nor a bad act the good. Each should have its own reward.

The bear and the maiden fair. Winter is coming. The War of the 5 kings. The rains of castamere. I would like a trial by combat. What is dead may never die.

Decline of Happiness in King’s Landing

Season 1 Season 6

King’s

Landing Ranks as Most Dangerous City in Westeros

Words by Lord Varys

Tyrion Lannister is perhaps the most misunderstood character on Game of Thrones. I would like a trial by combat. The bear and the maiden fair. More pigeon pie, please. The bear and the maiden fair.

A Lannister always pays his debts. A good act does not wash out the bad, nor a bad act the good. Each should have its own reward. The bear and the maiden fair. Winter is coming. The War of the 5 kings. The rains of castamere. I would like a trial by combat. What is dead may never die. The bear and the maiden fair. Winter is coming. The War of the 5 kings. The rains of castamere. I would like a trial by combat. What is dead may never die.

The bear and the maiden fair. Winter is coming. The War of the 5 kings. The rains of castamere. I would like a trial by combat. What is dead may never die.I would like a trial by combat. The bear and the maiden fair. More pigeon pie, please. The bear and the maiden fair. A Lannister always pays his debts. A good act does not wash out the bad, nor a bad act the good. Each should have its own reward.

The bear and the maiden fair. Winter is coming. The War of the 5 kings. The rains of castamere. I would like a trial by combat. What is dead may never die.

Arya Stark’s Long Journey to Winterfell

Words by Sandor Clegane

It is rare to meet a Lannister who shares my enthusiasm for dead Lannisters. Unbowed, Unbent, Unbroken. A good act does not wash out the bad, nor a bad act the good. Each should have its own reward.

You know nothing, Jon Snow. You know nothing, Jon Snow. Pay the iron price. The bear and the maiden fair. Winter is coming. Pay the iron price. Pay the iron price. It is rare to meet a Lannister who shares my enthusiasm for dead Lannisters. All men must die. The night is dark and full of terrors. I am the shield that guards the realms

Tyrion Lannister is perhaps the most misunderstood character on Game of Thrones. I would like a trial by combat. The bear and the maiden fair. More pigeon pie, please. The bear and the maiden fair.

A Lannister always pays his debts. A good act does not wash out the bad, nor a bad act the good. Each should have its own reward. The bear and the maiden fair. Winter is coming. The War of the 5 kings. The rains of castamere.

NEVER ENDING SETBACKS

Lucky for the ladies. The night is dark and full of terrors. The night is dark and full of terrors. A good act does not wash out the bad, nor a bad act the good. Each should have its own reward. Forgive my manners. I don't see many ladies these days. Lucky for the ladies. The night is dark and full of terrors. A good act does not wash out the bad, nor a bad act the good. Each should have its own reward. I would like a trial by combat. I am the shield that guards the realms of men. I pledge my life and honor to the Night's Watch, for this night and all the nights to come. Pay the iron price. More pigeon pie, please. I would like a trial by combat. I would like a trial by combat.

It is rare to meet a Lannister who shares my enthusiasm for dead Lannisters. Winter is coming. A Lannister always pays his debts. The rains of castamere. Forgive my manners. It is rare to meet a Lannister who shares my enthusiasm for dead Lannisters.

When you play the game of thrones, you win or you die. Forgive my manners. I don't see many ladies these days. Lucky for the ladies. The night is dark and full of terrors. The night is dark and full of terrors. A good act does not wash out the bad, nor a bad act the good. Each should have its own reward. Forgive my manners. I don't see many ladies these days. Lucky for the ladies. The night is dark and full of terrors. A good act does not wash out the bad, nor a bad act the good. Each should have its own reward. I would like a trial by combat.

I am the shield that guards the realms of men. I pledge my life and honor to the Night's Watch, for this night and all the nights to come. Pay the iron price. More pigeon pie, please. I would like a trial by combat. I would like a trial by combat. It is rare to meet a Lannister who shares my enthusiasm for dead Lannisters. Winter is coming. A Lannister always pays his debts. The rains of castamere. Forgive my manners. I don't see many ladies these days. Lucky for the ladies. When you play the game of thrones, you win or you die. You know nothing, Jon Snow. I would like a trial by combat. Forgive my manners. I don't see many ladies these days.

“You don’t want to be on my naughty list.”

– Arya Stark

When you play the game of thrones, you win or you die. Forgive my manners. I don't see many ladies these days. Lucky for the ladies. The night is dark and full of terrors. The night is dark and full of terrors. A good act does not wash out the bad, nor a bad act the good. Each should have its own reward. Forgive my manners. I don't see many ladies these days. Lucky for the ladies.

THE LIST IS GROWING

The night is dark and full of terrors. A good act does not wash out the bad, nor a bad act the good. Each should have its own reward. I would like a trial by combat. I am the shield that guards the realms of men. I pledge my life and honor to the Night's Watch, for this night and all the nights to come. Pay the iron price. More pigeon pie, please. I would like a trial by combat. I would like a trial by combat.

It is rare to meet a Lannister who shares my enthusiasm for dead Lannisters. Winter is coming. A Lannister always pays his debts. The rains of

When you play the game of thrones, you win or you die. Forgive my manners. I don't see many ladies these days. Lucky for the ladies. The night is dark and full of terrors. The night is dark and full of terrors. A good act does not wash out the bad, nor a bad act the good. Each should have its own reward. Forgive my manners. I don't see many ladies these days. Lucky for the ladies. The night is dark and full of terrors. A good act does not wash out the bad, nor a bad act the good. Each should have its own reward. I would like a trial by combat. More pigeon pie, please. I would like a trial by combat. I would like a trial by combat. It is rare to meet a Lannister who shares my enthusiasm for dead Lannisters. Winter is coming. A Lannister always pays his debts. The rains of castamere. Forgive my manners. I don't see many ladies these days. Lucky for the ladies. When you play the game of thrones, you win or you die. You know nothing, Jon Snow.

“It’s been a long journey, and I know there is much more to come. I am ready.”

THE NIGHT IS DARK AND FULL OF TERRORS

Jon Snow’s slow ascension to power, And his even quicker descension

By the Red Woman

You know nothing, Jon Snow. When you play the game of thrones, you win or you die. Forgive my manners. I don't see many ladies these days. Lucky for the ladies. The night is dark and full of terrors. The night is dark and full of terrors. A good act does not wash out the bad, nor a bad act the good. Each should have its own reward. Forgive my manners. I don't see many ladies these days. Lucky for the ladies. The night is dark and full of terrors. A good act does not wash out the bad, nor a bad act the good. Each should have its own reward. I would like a trial by combat. I am the shield that guards the realms of men. I pledge my life and honor to the Night's Watch, for this night and all the nights

Pay the iron price. More pigeon pie, please. I would like a trial by combat. I would like a trial by combat. It is rare to meet a Lannister who shares my enthusiasm for dead Lannisters. Winter is coming. A Lannister always pays his debts. The rains of castamere. Forgive my manners. I don't see many ladies these days. Lucky for the ladies. When you play the game of thrones, you win or you die.

LORD COMMANDER SNOW

Lucky for the ladies. The night is dark and full of terrors. The night is dark and full of terrors. A good act does not wash out the bad, nor a bad act the good. Each should have its own reward. Forgive my manners. I don't see many ladies these days. Lucky for the ladies. The night is dark and full of terrors. A good act does not wash out the bad, nor a bad act the good. Each should have its own reward. I would like a trial by combat. I am the shield that guards the realms of men. I pledge my life and honor to the Night's Watch, for this night and all the nights to come. Pay the iron price. More pigeon pie, please. I would like a trial by combat. I would like a trial by combat.

It is rare to meet a Lannister who shares my enthusiasm for dead Lannisters. Winter is coming. A Lannister always pays his debts. The rains of castamere. Forgive my manners. It is rare to meet a Lannister who shares my enthusiasm for dead Lannisters. The rains of castamere. Forgive my manners. It is rare to meet a Lannister who shares my enthusiasm for dead Lannisters.The rains of castamere. Forgive my manners. It is rare to meet a Lannister who.

When you play the game of thrones, you win or you die. Forgive my manners. I don't see many ladies these days. Lucky for the ladies. The night is dark and full of terrors. The night is dark and full of terrors. A good act does not wash out the bad, nor a bad act the good. Each should have its own reward. Forgive my manners. I don't see many ladies these days. Lucky for the ladies. The night is dark and full of terrors. A good act does not wash out the bad, nor a bad act the good. Each should have its own reward. I would like a trial by combat.

I am the shield that guards the realms of men. I pledge my life and honor to the Night's Watch, for this night and all the nights to come. Pay the iron price. More pigeon pie, please. I would like a trial by combat. I would like a trial by combat. It is rare to meet a Lannister who shares my enthusiasm for dead Lannisters. Winter is coming. A Lannister always pays his debts. The rains of castamere. Forgive my manners. I don't see many ladies these days. Lucky for the ladies. When you play the game of thrones, you win or you die. You know nothing, Jon Snow. I would like a trial by combat. Forgive my manners. I don't see many ladies these days.

Tyrion Lannister is perhaps the most misunderstood character on Game of Thrones. I would like a trial by combat. The bear and the maiden fair. More pigeon pie, please. The bear and the maiden fair.

A Lannister always pays his debts. A good act does not wash out the bad, nor a bad act the good. Each should have its own reward. The bear and the maiden fair. Winter is coming. The War of the 5 kings. The rains of castamere. I would like a trial by combat. What is dead may never die. The bear and the maiden fair. Winter is coming. The War of the 5 kings.

Winter is coming. The War of the 5 kings. The rains of castamere. I would like a trial by combat. What is dead may never die.I would like a trial by combat. The bear and the maiden fair. More pigeon pie, please. The bear and the maiden fair. A Lannister always pays his debts. A good act does not wash out the bad, nor a bad act the good. Each should have its own reward.

The bear and the maiden fair.

Winter is coming. The War of the 5 kings. The rains of castamere. I would like a trial by combat. What is dead may never die.

“Winter is Coming” or Global Warming?

Words by Maester Pycell

Tyrion Lannister is perhaps the most misunderstood character on Game of Thrones. I would like a trial by combat. The bear and the maiden fair.

More pigeon pie, please. The bear and the maiden fair. A Lannister always pays his debts. A good act does not wash out the bad, nor a bad act the good. Each should have its own reward.

manners. I don't see many ladies these days. Lucky for the ladies. Forgive my manners. I don't see many ladies these days. Lucky for the ladies. Bastards are born of passion, aren't they? We don't despise them in Dorne. You know nothing, Jon Snow. You know nothing, Jon Snow. Winter is coming. I would like a trial by combat. All men must die.

A Tale of The Mountain, from a Survivor

Words

by Maester Pycell

Tyrion Lannister is perhaps the most misunderstood character on Game of Thrones. I would like a trial by combat. The bear and the maiden fair.

More pigeon pie, please. The bear and the maiden fair. A Lannister always pays his debts. A good act does not wash out the bad, nor a bad act the good. Each should have its own reward.

The bear and the maiden fair. Winter is coming. The War of the 5 kings. The rains of castamere. I would like a trial by combat. What is dead may never die. The bear and the maiden fair. Winter is coming. The War of the 5 kings.

manners. I don't see many ladies these days. Lucky for the ladies. Forgive my manners. I don't see many ladies these days. Lucky for the ladies. Bastards are born of passion, aren't they? We don't despise them in Dorne. You know nothing, Jon Snow. You know nothing, Jon Snow. Winter is coming. I would like a trial by combat. All men must die. The bear and the maiden fair. Winter is coming.

I would like a trial by combat. What is dead may never die. The bear and the maiden fair. Winter is coming. The War of the 5 kings.

The Gift: An Untapped Resource

Words by Brandon Stark, Image by Hodor

Tyrion Lannister is perhaps the most misunderstood character on Game of Thrones. I would like a trial by combat. The bear and the maiden fair. More pigeon pie, please. The bear and the maiden fair. A Lannister always pays his debts. A good act does not wash out the bad, nor a bad act the good. Each should have its own reward. The bear and the maiden fair. Winter is coming. The War of the 5 kings. The rains of castamere. I would like a trial by combat. What is dead may never die. The bear and the maiden fair. Winter is coming. The War of the 5 kings.

manners. I don't see many ladies these days. Lucky for the ladies. Forgive my manners. I don't see many ladies these days. Lucky for the ladies. Bastards are born of passion, aren't they? We don't despise them in Dorne. You know nothing, Jon Snow. You know nothing, Jon Snow. Winter is coming. I would like a trial by combat. All men must die. The bear and the maiden fair. Winter is coming.

I would like a trial by combat. What is dead may never die. The bear and the maiden fair. Winter is coming. The War of the 5 kings.