NEIGHBORLY FUN | Just Joking
Laughter is the Best Medicine! Enjoy these jokes from OIP members and the OIPA Board.
Q: Why did they let the turkey join the band?
Q: What’s a running turkey called? A: Fast food.
A: Because he had his own drumsticks.
Submitted by Warren
Submitted by Kaitlyn
Q: Why is it so hard to stop telling Thanksgiving jokes? A: It’s tough to quit cold turkey. Submitted by Scott Legan
Q: How do you fix a broken pumpkin?
Q: What sound does a turkey’s phone mak e? A: Wing, wing.
A: With a pumpkin patch. Submitted by Merry Marwig
Submitted by Nick Fra nk
12 | November 2021
Old Irving Park Association
