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The river is up, lake level is up, events are up Here are just a few of the events coming up over the next few glorious spring weekends in the valley. More details for all of these (and many more events coming up soon) can be found on page 2, the Courier Calendar page.
Crane flies invade valley Barbara Hinkey Special to the Courier
• Spring Nature Festival. The big Spring Nature Festival will be held May 1 at the Kern River Preserve, two miles east of Sierra Way in Weldon. There will be many free events and activities such as bird walks led by the Kerncrest Audubon Society volunteers, as well as workshops and exhibits, in the large, shaded front yard of Preserve Headquarters. • Outdoor rummage sales. Do you enjoy big outdoor rummage sales, such as yard sales? May 1 will be the day for you. An “Isabella Blvd. Parking Lot Sale” will be held on May 1 at Downtown Storage & RV, on the old RJR’s car lot in Lake Isabella. and the annual Sirretta Street Sale, a really large yard sale up and down Sirretta Street in Kernville, will be held on May 1 this year. Wear your walking shoes and bring a hat and sunscreen. You’re going to be outdoors a long time.
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They’re hiding in the sink and swimming in your drink. They’re clinging to the walls and in your entry halls. They’re in your face, they’re all over the place! They buzz in your ear and get stuck in your hair. When you’re down by the lake they get in your cake. They drive your cat nuts and they bother your mutts. They get in your clothes and fly up your nose. What are they? Well, according to the world of Wikipedia, they’re crane flies, insects in the family Tipulidae. There is really no reason to describe them; everyone can identify them by now since there has been a very large Holorusia hatch this year. rubiginosa Other names they’re are tagged with include: mosquito hawk, skeeter eater, gallinipper and gollywhopper. Grandma used to say they eat mosquitoes and they pack a nasty bite. Unfortunately, Grandma was wrong
• Car show. The Rotary Club of the Kern River Valley will be holding their 11th annual Car Show “Down by the Riverside” on Saturday, May 8 from 9 a.m. to 4 p.m. Open to all street rods 1975 and older, stock or custom cars of special interest. There will be ‘50s and ‘60s music, a giant raffle, vendors, an art walk and a pet parade. For more information call 378-3888. • Piano Concert. A Duo Piano Concert entitled "Playing for Pets" featuring Helen Smoot and Jody Steel will be held Saturday, May 8, at 7 p.m. at Kernville United Methodist Church. All proceeds go to help build the dog run at the Animal Shelter in Southlake. For more info call 760-3783108. • Kids Carnival. The Elks Lodge’s Kids Carnival will be on Saturday May 8th, with games
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Fri. night: Mostly cloudy, low 41. Sat.: Partly sunny, high 65.
Sun.: Sunny, high 75. Sun. night: Mostly clear, low 48.
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The Art Walk will be joining the Rotary Car Show again.
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COBRA means an extension of your health insurance, at a higher cost.
Kern River Water Data: Wed. 6 a.m. Storage, Isabella Reservoir 206,533 acre-feet. (Low point was 101,857 ac-ft. Dec. 4. Pool capacity is 568,075 ac.-ft. at the spillway. Current limit is 360,000 ac.-ft.)
Three local groups get tourism grants The Kern County Board of Trade presented grant checks yesterday for three Kern River Valley area organizations. Supervisor Jon McQuiston presented the check to the Kern River Valley Art Association, Kern River Valley Revitalization, Inc., and the Kernville Chamber of Commerce. These organizations are among 21 agencies county-wide to receive a portion of the $135,000 made available during the 20092010 grant cycle. The Kern River Valley Art Association and Kern River Valley Revitalization each received $5,500 – KRVAA to assist in marketing Kern River festivals and workshops and KRVR for promotion of the 3rd annual Living Green Festival. The Kernville Chamber of Commerce received $6,500 to develop web-based promotion of the Kern River Valley a tourism destination.
Fri.: Mostly cloudy, high 58
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Lake Isabella’s weekend weather
Sat. night: Mostly clear, low 44.
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Dale Creighton addresses about 80 concerned Weldon residents who met to discuss mounting a protest that would put a 500-acre solar panel field in their community.
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Inflow, North Fork of Kern at Kernville 2266 cfs (5-hr avg.) Outflow, Lower Kern 1130 cfs
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Jim Crawford will be taking over the role of Santa at Kernville’s Christmas in the Park. John Davis is retiring from the role. Crawford received the Santa suit at the recent Kernville Chamber of Commerce tribute to Darlene and George Randall, Davis and the rest of the Christmas volunteers.
Borel Canal flow 0.28 Data from U.S. Army Corps of Engineers cfs=cubic feet per second 1 cu.ft. = 7.48 U.S. gallons 1 ac.ft.= 325,851 U.S. gal.
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The Courier Calendar The Nature Festivals at the Kern River Preserve in Weldon are always a lot of fun in the shade under the trees at Preserve Headquarters.
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Spring Nature Festival to be held at Preserve May 1 The big Kern River Valley Spring Nature Festival will be held May 1 at the Kern River Preserve, two miles east of Sierra Way in Weldon. There will be many free
events and activities such as bird walks led by the Kerncrest Audubon Society volunteers, as well as workshops and exhibits, in the large, shaded front yard of Preserve Headquarters. There is no admission charge.
Regular meetings & activities
• 2 p.m. - KRV Cemetery District meeting at cemetery. 2nd Tuesday. Public invited. 3762189. • 2 p.m. - LI-Bodfish Prop. Owners meet at Senior Center. 2nd Tues. (760) 379-1830. • 7 p.m. - KRV Historical Society meets, Senior Center, Lake Isabella, 4th Tues.
Fridays
• 8:30 - 11:30 a.m.- TOPS #2293 weight loss group, Veterans Hall #2, 417-2272. • 9:30 - 11:30 a.m.- TOPS weight loss group, Mt.View Baptist Church, 2959 Erskine Creek Rd., Lake Isabella. 378-3935. •10-11 a.m.- Grief Support Group, Hoffman Hospice, 6048 Lake Isabella Blvd. 1st and 3rd Fridays. (661) 410-1010. • 11 a.m. - 2 p.m. - AA, 6407 Lake Isabella Blvd., Lake Isabella. • 11 a.m.-3p.m.- Lunch at Eagles, open to public, Mt. Mesa. 379-3394 • 1 p.m.- Happy Hookers crochet club, Senior Center, Lake Isabella. 379-6335 • 4 p.m. - KV Cruisers Cruise Night, El Portal II Lake Isabella, 1st Fri. 549-3855 • 7:30 p.m.- Al-Anon, 80 Evans Rd, Wofford Hts. For families of alcoholics. 376-2410 or 376-2066.
Saturdays
• 9:30 a.m. Sequoia Amateur Radio Group, Youth Center, Lake Isabella. 2nd Sat. • 9 a.m.- 2 p.m - Farmer’s Market, Nuui Cunni Ctr, French Gulch. 549-0800 • 12 p.m.-2 p.m.- Otaku-Kai Japanese anime club, Reel Cinema, Wofford Heights. 2236765. • 3 p.m., KRV CB’ers dinner, Sr Ctr., Lake Isabella, canceled as of 12/06/09. • 3 p.m., Havilah Centennial Group meets, 1st Saturday, schoolhouse. 379-2636. • 5-7 p.m. Dinner at Eagles open to public, Mt. Mesa. 379-3394 • 7-10 p.m.- Dam Dancers square dancing, 1st Saturday, Senior Center, Lake Isabella.
Sundays
• 9 a.m. to noon - VFW Breakfast, open to the public. 2811 Nugget, Lake Isabella. 379-3877. • 9 a.m. to noon - Eagles Breakfast, open to the public. Highway 178, Mt. Mesa. 379-3394.
Mondays
• 6 a.m. - 1 p.m., M - F, Senior Nutrition, Senior Center, Lake Isabella. 379-5831. • 1 p.m. - Kern Valley Democratic Club, Senior Center, 3rd Monday. • 1 p.m.-2 p.m., Line dance beginner classes, intermediate and advanced follow at the Senior Center. 379-0043. • 3 p.m. - Kernville Chamber of Commerce meets, board 2nd Mon., general membership 4th Mon. 376-2629. • 5-7 p.m. Eagles spaghetti dinner, Mt. Mesa, open to public, 1st. Mon. 379-3394. • 6-9 p.m. KRV Community Orchestra meets at Cerro Coso College, Lake Isabella, Rm G. 376-4461. • 7 p.m. KRV Art Association meets, 3rd Mon., Senior Center. 379-2844. • 7 p.m. K.V. Rovers meet at Kern Valley Museum, Kernville. 1st Monday. • 7:30 p.m.Al-Anon, KRV Hosp Cafe. Help for families & friends of alcoholics. 376-2410 or 376-2066.
Tuesdays
• 6 a.m. - 1 p.m., M - F, Senior Nutrition, Senior Center, Lake Isabella. 379-5831. • 9:30-11a.m.- Me & My Friends children’s playgroup, First Baptist Church, Lake Isabella. 379-2556. • 10 a.m. KRV Garden Group, 2nd Tues. 379-1129. • 12:30 p.m. Bridge Club, Rod & Gun Club, E. Evans Rd., Wofford Heights. 376-4249.
Wednesdays
• 6 a.m. - 1 p.m., M - F, Senior Nutrition, Sen. Ctr., 6407 Lk. Isabella Blvd., 379-5831. • 9:30 a.m. - TOPS weight loss group, Senior Center, Lake Isabella. (661) 867-2579. • 9:30-11 a.m.- Me & My Friends children’s playgroup, Kernville Methodist Church, 3792556. • Noon- KRV Chamber of Commerce meeting, El Portal II. 2nd Wed, 379-5236. • 12:30 p.m. - Bridge Club, Eagles Lodge Mt. Mesa, 376-4249. • 1:30 - 3 p.m. Grief Support Group, Optimal Hospice, 6504E L.I. Blvd. • 2- 6 p.m. Dinner at Eagles, Mt. Mesa. Light dinner. Open to public. 379-3394. • 6 p.m. - Fish & Game Habitat Club meets, 631 E. Evans Rd, Wofford Hts, third Wed. • 6:00 p.m. American Legion, Lake Isabella Sr. Ctr. Veterans Rm., 3rd Wed. 379-5488. • 7 p.m.-9:30 p.m.- Senior Dance, Senior Center, Lake Isabella dining rm., live band. • 7 p.m. Al-Anon, 80 Evans Rd. Wofford Hts, 376-2410. For families of alcoholics. 376-2410 or 376-2066. • 7 p.m. - Elks meet, Wofford Heights Blvd.
Thursdays
• 9 a.m. to noon - Thursday Painters, Community Room, Senior Center, 379-5329. • 9:30 a.m. - Fire Safe Council, Supervisor McQuiston’s office, Lake Isabella. 3rd Thurs. • 9:30 a.m. - Aglow Int’l, Senior Center, Room 1. 2nd Thurs. For women. • 11:45 a.m. - KRV Woman’s Club meets, Elks Lodge 4th Thurs. (some exceptions). • Noon, Exchange Club, Paradise Cove. • 1 p.m.- Clan Diggers meet at the Lake Isabella Library. 2nd Thurs. 379-2303. • 2 p.m.- 8-ball Tournament at Eagles in Mt, Mesa. Open to public. 379-3374. • 5 -7 p.m. - TANF Cultural Night - Native Youth & Community Cultural Ctr French Gulch Campground. • 5-7 p.m. VFW Taco Thursday, open to public. 379-3877. • 5 p.m.- Republicans of Kern Valley meet 3rd Thurs. at Moose Lodge. 378-3602. • 6 p.m. - Rotary Club meets, golf course, Kernville. (760) 376-1421. • 7 p.m.-Sweet Adelines meet, Senior Center, Lake Isabella. Prospective members welcome. • 7 p.m.- Kern Valley Astronomy Club, museum, Kernville. 3rd Thurs. 376-1291.
Bingo Guide
Friday, noon. - Eagles Bingo, Eagles Hall, Mt. Mesa Saturday, noon, South Fork Woman’s Club Bingo, 6488 Fay Ranch Road. Sunday, 1 p.m. Moose Lodge Bingo, Lake Isabella Blvd. Wednesday, 1 p.m - Senior Center Bingo, Lake Isabella. Thursday, Early Bird 12:15-Regular 1 p.m. St. Jude Bingo, Hwy 155 & Nellie Dent Dr., Wofford Hts. This information is sent to the Courier by the groups listed. It is suggested that groups provide a phone number in case interested individuals need more information, or meeting times have changed. All area codes are 760 unless otherwise noted.
Isabella Blvd. Parking Lot Sale to be held May 1 An “Isabella Blvd. Parking Lot Sale” will be held on May 1 at Downtown Storage & RV, on the old RJR’s car lot in Lake Isabella. Donations are needed by the Kern River Valley Chamber of Commerce. Do you have stuff you haven’t used or even seen in years? Do you hate having yard sales but also hate throwing something away that still has value? If you have stuff to give to the sale, call Ron at (760) 379-6440 or Terry at (760) 379-8083. They will pick it up. Kernville’s Sirretta Street Sale to be held May 1 The annual Sirretta Street Sale, a really large yard sale up and down Sirretta Street in Kernville, will be held on May 1 this year. Make your plans and start stocking up on change now. For more information, call the Kernville Chamber of Commerce at (760) 376-2629. KRV Horse Association to hold family show Day May 1 The Kern River Valley Horse Association will hold a Horse Show Saturday, May 1st at 9am at Jake's Place Arena, 13141 Sierra Way, Kernville. Open to the public. A Fun Family Day. For information on signups Call Stacy at 760-6082086. Cerro Coso College Awards Ceremony May 1 Cerro Coso College will be holding its awards ceremony on Saturday, May 1 from 5:30 to 8 p.m. at the Moose Lodge in Lake Isabella. It’s Mardi Gras time and everyone is invited. For info call 223-0344. AARP 55/Alive Driver Safety Class to be held May 6 The next AARP Driver Safety Program will be held May 6th, Thursday (an all day class) from 8 am to 5 pm at the St. Peters Anglican Church in Kernville. Participants must attend the entire day. The course does not involve driving, but does emphasize safe driving procedures for older drivers. In California, a certificate of course completion usually entitles the participant to a reduction in their auto insurance for three years following the date of the class. To learn more, or to enroll, call instructor Gene Verbeet at 379-8037. Fees are $12 for AARP members and $14 for non-members. Rotary Club Classic Car Show coming May 8 The Rotary Club of the Kern River Valley will be holding their 11th annual Car Show “Down by the Riverside” on Saturday, May 8 from 9 a.m. to 4 p.m. Open to all street rods 1975 and older, stock or custom cars of special interest. There will be ‘50s and ‘60s music, a giant raffle, vendors, and art walk and a pet parade. For more information call 378-3888. Ken Mettler political rally to be held in Havilah May 8 There will be a political rally featuring Ken Mettler, who is running for California State Assembly 32nd District, on Saturday May 8 from 11 to 3 p.m. in Havilah.
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Things I Have Noticed...
Names can be weird
Wofford Heights resident Rod Middleworth, a retired security manager for Pacific Bell, is an instructor for the local AARP Driver Safety Program.
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I was recently given a book called "1000 California Place Names." Yesterday I started to thumb through it and I noticed more than I ever wanted to know about why and how California cities, towns, rivers and mountains were named. It was fascinat- Middleworth ing to read, and the information inside would make a good conversation-starter at most any party. For example you could say: "Did you know that the volcanic Pisgah Crater in San Bernardino County was named after the peak in Palestine from which Moses saw the Promised Land?" And the conversation could swell from there. The ice would be broken – perhaps melted! As I read more of the names and reasons, I thought that some of them deserved sharing. I found out that a great number of names came from saints and Spanish land holders. Some examples are San Juan Capistrano, named in 1776 in honor of St. John Capistran, the fighting priest who fought against the Turks in the 15th century. The town of San Diego was named after the bay, which was named in honor of Saint Didicus in 1769.The name Didicus became Diego (don't
ask me why!) and thus San Diego. Glendale, founded in 1880, was originally called Riverdale, but the name was changed to Glendale because the name Riverdale was already in use in Fresno County. Some names are just fun to find out about. For instance, Muroc, a desert railroad stop, was named by the Santa Fe Railroad in 1910 by reversing the last name of Clifford Corum, a landowner in that area. Elsinore was named in 1884 after the Danish castle made famous by Shakespeare in Hamlet. Eureka, named in 1849, came from the Greek expression "I have found it!” Ducor, named in 1899, was a shortened version of Dutch Corners, a Dutch community in Tulare County. Fresno, founded in 1856, means “ash” in Spanish – a native tree of the area. Earlimart was named in 1909 by land developers to advertise that crops mature early there! Castaic was originally called Kashtik, meaning “view” by the Chumash Indians. Lodi, founded in 1874, was named after a famous racing horse of the 1870s by the same name. And finally, hidden in the high Sierras, is a tiny community unofficially called Middleworthville. It was named after the infamous contributing columnist who writes for the Courier and who camps in that tiny wooded dell on occasion.
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this time. Adult crane flies feed on nectar or not at all and are innocuous and non-venomous. Most species exist only to mate, lay eggs and die. In other words they are quite harmless to us in spite of the fact that they look quite fierce. There are at least 14,000 species of crane flies. They range in size from less than 1/4 inch to almost three inches. The ones that are wobbling around the Kern River Valley are most likely the giant crane fly (Holorusia rubiginosa). They are weak and poor fliers and they do a lot of flying into things. The female abdomen is very pointed at the end, making it look like a stinger. However, it is not. They are completely harmless. Even the adult mouthparts can be foreboding, but rest assured that long
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snout is not for biting you. Crane fly larvae, referred to as leather jackets, leatherbacks, leatherback bugs or leatherjacket slugs, because of the way they move, can be pests in the yard as they enjoy munching on grass roots and other plants. Their appetite for grass roots can cause bald patches, and if not controlled, can do quite a bit of damage to a manicured lawn. Have hope. The invasion is close to being over as they complete their life cycle and soon your airspace will once again be yours. After that all you will have to di is clean the windowsills, sweep out the corners and shake the curtains. Ah, spring! Barbara Hinkey is co-author of “River Children,” a book about growing up in Old Kernville.
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Lots of water Wednesday morning in the upper Kern River as it flows through Kernville. Photo by Mike Devich.
Maryann Ryan took this photo of a butterfly obeying the speed limit at the Kern River Preserve last Saturday.
Valley history: Fay Ranch Road Almost a mile down the highway from the Weldon Methodist church, Fay Ranch Road turns north. This pioneer road was first called Martin Lane, and later Seybert Lane, after early families who settled along its cottonwood-shaded boundaries. Across the highway to the south you can see the foundation of the old South Fork Woman's Club hall. This club, originally called the South Fork Recreation Club, was formed on May 11, 1914 and has been extremely active through the years. Its founders were Tommy Smith, Lee Rankin and Warren Rankin. Almost as soon as the club was formed they started raising money to build a hall at Weldon. This they did by sponsoring a series of dances which alternated between Lee Rankin's cook house at Onyx (which stood just north of the old Onyx Store), the top floor of the A. Brown Store at Weldon, and the old adobe hall in Isabella, built by John Hooper. These events, in most cases, lasted all night, and the women would bring their specialties for a midnight meal. When meeting in the old adobe hall at Isabella there was no cook house handy from which to borrow table service, so the A. Brown Company at Kernville took dishes off their shelves. After the dance was over they were washed and returned to the shelves. The A. Brown Company didn't discount these items, but they didn't charge any extra after they had been broken in-so nobody complained. After more than a year's hard work enough money was raised to build the hall. The first hall stood just across Highway 178 from the store and school, and before it was completed dances were being held. Those at the dance, though, admitted that everyone had to dance in order to keep warm, as it was still winter time. ` It was a sad moment for the Valley when one night, in 1949, this building caught fire and burned. But with the usual industry, another building was standing by 1952 on land donated by Jim and Ann Robertson. This building can be seen on the right as you start up the lane. For many years there was a country store on that corner as well. —– From “South Fork Country” by Bob Powers
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Fish rescued from flume Mike Mencarini Kern River Courier Columnist
to those fishing from shore. The bass bite is very good, mostly on plastics in shallow water. Catfish Trout Fest 2010 at the Kern are biting on works, clams, shad River Fish Planting Base was a and shrimp. success. There was a great When you read this we will turnout with lots of kids. A spehave finished a fish rescue from cial thanks to the DFG and the the flume all the way from the Friends of the Auxiliary Dam to Hatchery for their the Borel Power The river has received hard work in prePlant while the about 10,000 pounds of senting this event. flume is being fish in April. The fishing on drained. We’re the river is excelsaving and --Mike Mencarini lent with the returning to the bonus planting of lake bass, crappie, 5,000 pounds of trout last week. trout and catfish to the tune of The river has received about about 4,000 pounds. They are all 10,000 pounds of fish in April, being released at the Main Dam with the possibility of more boat launch. bonus plants along with the usual planting schedule. Mike Mencarini is a Wofford The South Fork has been proHeights resident and a volunteer ducing lots of crappie from boats at the Kern River Fish Hatchery.
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Released the week of May 11: PICKS OF THE WEEK "Daria: The Complete Animated Series" (Unrated) -- "Smart and funny" aren't two adjectives you normally associate with MTV programming, but "Daria" is one of the few exceptions. Debuting in 1997 as a spin-off of the popular "Beavis & ButtHead," "Daria" centered on the life of sardonic teenager Daria Morgendorffer, as she and her bestie Jane skewer pop culture and try to avoid the popular kids at their upper-middleclass high school. The DVD includes all five seasons of the show, plus the pilot episode and both Peter Lorre made-for-TV movies. Special features include interviews with the cast and crew, two Mystik Spiral music videos, Daria Day intros and a Top Ten Video Countdown hosted by Daria and Jane. "M" (The Criterion Collection) Blu-ray (Unrated) -- Iconic director Fritz Lang's chilling story of the hunt for a child murderer finally gets the high-def, Criterion Collection treatment. Peter Lorre stars as "M," the child-killer who is so expert at eluding the police that the criminal underworld takes it upon themselves to hunt down the psychotic monster. Two versions of the film are included in this edition: The original German production and the longlost English-language version. Both have been restored using a hi-def digital transfer process. Among the tons of special features are: audio commentary by German film scholars Anton Kaes and Eric Rentschler,
a one-hour conversation with Fritz Lang by "Exorcist" author William Friedkin, a commemorative booklet and a 1963 interview with Lang. "Toy Story"/"Toy Story 2" (Special Editions) (Rated G) -- Coinciding with this year's release of "Toy Story 3," Disney/Pixar are re-releasing the first two classic adventures featuring Buzz Lightyear, Woody, Slinky Dog, Rex and all the rest. There are no new special features on these editions (except for some "Toy Story 3" marketing stuff), so if you already own the films, there's no need to rush out and grab these. I have a copy of the now-discontinued three-disc "Ultimate Toybox" DVD set, which includes both films and a third disc packed with special features. What I'm hoping is that Disney will do a similar release for the holidays that will include all three films and perhaps a fourth disc of features. So yeah, wait a while. I'll bet that's what'll happen. DOG OF THE WEEK "Legion" (Rated R) -- Knockknock. Who's there? Armageddon. Armageddon who? Armageddon outta here and goin' to watch a better movie. TV SERIES "My Wife & Kids" Season Two "Deadliest Warrior" Season One "Lark Rise To Candleford" Series 1 "thirtysomething" The Complete Third Season "The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air" The Complete Fifth Season "Raising the Bar" The Complete Second Season
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EVENTS continued from page 2 Refreshments will be served, and Mettler will answer your questions. There is no charge. For directions call (661) 867-2579. Duo Piano fundraiser concert to be held May 8 A Duo Piano Concert entitled "Playing for Pets" featuring Helen Smoot and Jody Steel will be held Saturday, May 8, at 7 p.m. at Kernville United Methodist Church. All proceeds go to help build the dog run at the Animal Shelter in Southlake. For more info call 760-378-3108. Elks Lodge Kids Carnival to be held May 8 Come join the Elks Lodge for their annual Kids Carnival on Saturday May 8th. We will have several games and prizes including a dunk tank with our Esteemed Loyal Knight Craig and a bounce house for kids ages 4 to 8. We will also have hamburgers, hot dogs, chips, and soda for sale. Kids 12 and under eat free with the purchase of game tickets. The carnival is open to kids of all ages and they must be accompanied by an adult. The carnival will run from 11am to 3pm at the Kern River Valley Elks Lodge located at 6708 Wofford Heights Blvd. in Wofford Heights. Exchange Club’s Book of Golden Deeds dinner May 11 Each year the Kern Valley Exchange Club honors their Book of Golden Deeds winner. We all know someone who unselfishly goes the extra mile in donating his or her time and energy; volunteers for the benefit of our community and local youth, and does it without any thought to personal gain. A dinner in the recipient’s honor will be held on Tuesday, May 11 at 6 p.m. at Paradise Cove. It is open to the public. For more information call Debbie Freeland at WestAmerica Bank, 379-2691. Kern Valley Museum’s History Days May 15-16 Want to learn about the valley’s history? Come to the Kern Valley Museum’s History Days May 15-16, on Big Blue Road in Kernville. There will be lots of demonstrations, music and fun. Free admission. For more information, call (760) 376-6683. May 16 showing of hit movie “2012” to benefit fireworks show The Reel Cinema in Wofford Heights is hosting a showing of the hit endof-the-world movie “2012,” starring John Cusack and a lot of eye-popping special effects, on Sunday, May 16 at noon. This special matinee will benefit the 2010 Lake Isabella Fireworks Extravaganza. Tickets are only $5 and are pre-sold at the Reel Cinema during normal business hours. See a great movie and donate to a great cause! Havilah Days celebration is coming Saturday, May 22 The Havilah Days history event this year will be May 22 from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. at the courthouse replica in the center of town. To get to Havilah, drive south on Bodfish-Caliente Road for 10 miles. For more information, call (760) 379-2636. Kern Valley Orchestra to present concert May 23 The Kern Valley Community Orchestra will be presenting their May Concert at the Kernville Elementary School on Sunday, May 23, at 4:00 p.m. The selections to be performed include The Pink Panther, Overture To Nabucco, Slavonic Dance, Twentiana, Summertime, and more. KVCOA student Emily Carde will perform a Chopin Prelude as a piano solo. Members of the orchestra will also be performing additional musical selections. Donations will be accepted at the door and children are admitted at no charge. Refreshments will be served. For more information, call Rick Fankhauser at 760-379-1616. Food commodities date to be Tuesday, May 25 Government food commodities will be distributed to those qualified on Tuesday, May 25 at the Elks Lodge in Wofford Heights, Grace Chapel on Highway 178 in Mt. Mesa, and the Senior Center in Lake Isabella. Times can start as early as 7 a.m. Art Association’s Spring Art Show Memorial Day Weekend The Kern River Valley Art Association will be holding their annual Memorial Day Weekend Arts and Crafts Festival in Kernville’s Circle Park and Odd Fellows Hall on May 29 through May 31. The Odd Fellows Hall will have the art opening party Friday night, May 28, from 6 to 9 p.m. There will be beer, wine, cheese, crackers and pastries served. Live music will be performed by Lester The Prodigy and various musicians throughout the weekend. There will be a raffle of different art pieces donated by the artists. Make your plans to attend now – this is a big event. For more information, call Cinamon at (760) 3792094. To include your event in the Courier Calendar, just submit the information to the Courier (our addresses are on page 2) by Tuesday for each Friday’s issue. Events must be open to the public and admission price, if any, must be listed.
California Joe’s Storytelling Corner
Thanks to the Christmas crew California Joe Kern River Courier Columnist
Years ago a man took me into a closet where he showed me some musty old books lying on a shelf. It was the bookkeeping records of one of the oldest associations in the Kern River Valley – the Odd Fellows Hall. I’ve gone into the main hall a hundred times, I bet, for occasions large and small. This California Joe time I went to pay homage to a special family, the Randalls. They’ve been celebrating Christmas in our little Circle Park for many years and taking toys to less fortunate children. I went with them once on a Christmas Day to Wofford Heights delivering some toys. I’ll always remember pulling up in a driveway and the look on the children’s faces as they ran to the driveway to see what Santa was bringing them. Speaking of Santa, Big John, our Christmas guru who puts on his red Santa suit and holds court in his little red house in the park during the special Christmas season, was also being honored. Monday night we entered the Odd Fellows Hall to pay homage to special people who’ve been celebrating Christmas in their own special way for many years now
(although as George Randall will always say, “This is Darlene’s baby!” ) The place was packed with folks who wanted to thank the Christmas bunch, including Kenny Rhoads, for a job well done. We arrived in Kernville in 1971. And Christmas in the Park wasn’t going on then. Darlene Randall got it going. I hope it will go on for many more years to come! The Kernville Chamber of Commerce sponsored this occasion, as they have sponsored many events over the years gone by. They meet every Monday afternoon at three in the chamber building. And they’re always looking for new people to come aboard to help out with all the activities they sponsor during the calendar year. I especially like the Whiskey Flat Days weekend they put on every year in February. It gives us all the chance to put on our western outfits and saddle up and remember when the West was young and we were too. Besides, my Princess Molly Labrador won best looker in the animal parade one year past and I’ll always remember that special occasion. It was one of the few times this family has ever won anything! And I’ve got the blue ribbon hanging on my den wall to remember it. California Joe is the storyteller persona of Stevenson Phillips, an actor and singer living in Kernville. You may reach him at sscaljoe@aol.com.
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Donald was worth more than $50 Larry Cox Courier Syndicated Columnist
Q: I have a Donald Duck coloring book with boxed watercolors and crayons that originally belonged to my dad. It was never used. It was manufactured by Whitman in 1937. I almost put it out in a garage sale, but thought I would get your opinion first. My husband thinks it might be worth as much as $50. -- Susan, Covington County, Miss. A: I found your coloring book and accessories in the Official Price Guide to Disney Collectibles by Ted Hake (House of Collectibles, $29.95). Hake, who buys and sells memorabilia through his auction house, believes the 96page coloring book and crayons, watercolors, water dish in the original box and in mint condition is worth about $1,250. You can contact Hake c/o Hake's Americana, 1966 Greenspring Drive, Suite 400, Timonium, MD 21093; www.hakes.com; and 866404-9800. *** Q: I have several old comic books, including "Richie Rich," "A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court," "Rip Van Winkle,"
"Archie's Christmas Stocking," "Archie and Me" and "Jughead." I also have "The Amazing Spider-Man" collectible series, volumes 3-23. How can I find out how much these are worth? -- Irene, Coventry, R.I. A: There are several excellent comic-book price guides. My favorite is The Comic Book Checklist & Price Guide, compiled by Maggie Thompson, Brent Frankenhoff and Peter Bickford. This massive book references 125,000 comics and is updated periodically so that prices listed accurately reflect the marketplace. It is published by Krause and is a bargain at $19.99. It can be ordered directly from the publisher at www.krausebooks.com and 888-457-2873. *** Write to Larry Cox in care of King Features Weekly Service, P.O. Box 536475, Orlando, FL 32853-6475, or send e-mail to antiquequestions@aol.com. Due to the large volume of mail he receives, Mr. Cox is unable to personally answer all reader questions. Do not send any materials requiring return mail. (c) 2010 King Features Synd., Inc.
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Creative Connection
Sidewalks will be tramped Donna Louise Fitch Kern River Courier columnist
These shoes are made for walking and that's just what they'll do. One of these days these shoes will walk all over you. Kernville get ready! We are coming to your sidewalks on Saturday, May 8th for the second annual Art Walk. This Donna Fitch Rotary Club of the Kern River Valley event had such success last year with the addition of the art show to their already popular car show, that it's back for a second time. Like last year, the Kernville businesses surrounding Circle Park will be sponsoring one, or in some cases, two featured artists who will display their works in front of each business. Everyone loved this and it is back for a second time to watch our popular town transform into a museum showcase.
As a matter of fact, it was so successful that, jokingly, it was nicknamed the Art Hike. Nancy Walker, facilitator of the event both years for the Rotary Club, is tailoring down the event so that everyone can enjoy each artist easily. About setting the stage and preparing for the event, she says "It's easy!" So Nancy, what's your secret? Showtime is 9 a.m. for this one-day event which is scheduled to run the entire day, weather permitting. Well over 60 artisans participated last spring. There are still a few no-cost openings for photographers and fine artists to showcase your personal passions and abilities. You may even make some sales while having an enjoyable day. Please call Nancy Walker at (760) 3762239 for more informa– Donna Louise Fitch tion or to sign up. You better start walking, now!
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Donna Louise Fitch is a local artist. For questions or comments you can reach her through the Kern River Courier, office@kernrivercourier.com.
Our Valley, Our Earth
Save this column for reference Ron Bolyard Kern River Courier Columnist
This diagram is a generalized summary of many important parameters that the modern day geologists collect to deepen their understanding of the earth's makeup. The various pieces of information are compiled by the use of geophysics, chemistry, seismological and Ron Bolyard gravitational analysis, borehole drilling and other types of remote sensing systems. The reader should review the various numbers and their comparative meanings, especially the Depth, Layers, Composition,
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Recipes for Dummies by Bodfish Bob 1 t oregano 1/2 c pepperoni slices 1/4 c chop onion 1/4 c chop green pepper 1/4 c sliced ripe olives 2 c (8 oz) shredded mozzarella cheese
Grease 12-in. Electric or stove-top skillet. Prepare pizza crust according to pkg directions. Line bottom and 1/2 in. up the sides of skillet with dough. Combine tomato sauce, Italian seasoning and oregano; spread over dough. Layer pepperoni, onion, green pepper and olives over sauce; sprinkle with cheese. Cover, cook over med heat (set electric skillet to 375°) 15 mins until crust is brown on bottom and cheese is melted. Slide out onto cutting board. Cut into wedges or squares. Bodfish Bob's Chicken 'n Dumplings 4 skinless, boneless chicken breast 2 tbsp. Butter 2 (10.75 oz.) cans condensed cream of chicken soup 1 medium onion, diced finely 1 cup carrots, diced 1 cup fresh green beans, halfed 1 can corn, drained 2 (10 oz.) packages refrigerated biscuit dough, in sections
Place all ingredients except for the biscuit dough in a slow cooker, and fill with enough water to cover them. Cover and cook for 5 to 6 hours on High. About 30 minutes before serving, place the sections of biscuit dough in the slow cooker. Cook until the dough is no longer raw in the center. Bodfish Bob’s Skillet Pizza 1 pkg (6-1/2 oz) pizza crust mix 1 can (8 oz) tomato sauce
Bodfish Bob's Banana Nut Bread with Rum 4-5 Bananas White Rum 1 cup sugar 1/2 cup vegetable oil 1 teaspoon soda 1/2 teaspoon baking powder 2 cups flour 1/2 teaspoon salt 3-4 Tablespoons milk 1/2 t vanilla 1 cup chopped nuts ( I use black walnuts) 2 eggs, beaten
Mash bananas and pour enough rum over top of them to cover and let set 2-3 days. Mix sugar and vegetable oil. Add eggs and banana mixture and beat. Add remaining ingredients, mix. Bake at 350 degrees F. For 1 hour in a loaf pan. Visit Bodfish Bob on the Web at www.bodfishbob.com. You can write to him at bodfishbob@hotmail.com
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State, and Temperature. The Discontinuity, Velocity, and Density are interesting but not crucial. Some words will be foreign to you, but others very familiar such as Granite and Basalt. If you ever need a future reference for this information, pull out your April 16, 2010 edition of the Courier and there you have it!! Next week I will continue briefly with another diagram that will categorize the basic building block rocks further. It will show the compositions of the basic Igneous Rocks as related to there color, granularity, names and where they form. I am trying to increase your knowledge base! Ron Bolyard is a retired geologist and has developed an “acute interest” in the geology of the southern Sierra Nevada since he moved here in 1999.
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Talking About Real Estate
Five ways to not sell your home Matt Freeman Kern River Courier Columnist
Whenever a property is put on the market by a seller it is always with the best intentions of selling. However, that being said there are some things that a seller can do that can really reduce the chances of that sale happening. As my dad says, "Do you want to sell your home, or just have it for sale?" Here are five "do- Matt Freeman not's" for sellers. 1: Overprice. This is by far the worst thing you can do as a seller to hamstring the sale of your property. Gone are the days when we in the real estate business would say "comps are a tool, but not the rule." Comparable properties are more important than ever. Banks are tightening their standards and requiring appraisers to not go back more than three months a lot of times on their reports. 2: Underpay. Here is another biggie. The days of being able to put a listing up for 2% commission and seeing it sell in a week with multiple offers on it are gone as well. In order to maximize your exposure as a seller, pay the going commission rate, pay more! Real Estate folks work hard, and we don't get a steady paycheck we only get paid when we sell. So a lot of real dstate agents will not even show a home at reduced commission. Don't cost yourself an
opportunity to sell your home to save a buck or two. 3: Clutter. It is so important to have a clean, presentable home if it is on the market. We all have a lot of personal stuff, you should see the room where I am writing this article from right now! Neverthless, other people are looking at the house, not the stuff. Make sure they can see the house through the stuff. Light and airy is the thought here, wide open spaces in every room. 4: Not picking the right agent. Picking someone with a good reputation is important and a good record of sales. Living in the area a long time is a really important trait as well, as is whether they do this profession fulltime or not. Remember, selling a house is a lot more than just putting a sign in the front yard and a couple of pictures on the MLS. Some agents don't even do that. Get someone who will work hard for you. 5: Spending the money before you have it. Don't! Remember, your home is not valued based on a seller's needs, it is valued based on, well, its value in the market at the time of the sale. An appraiser won't care that a seller need 400K for their 150K house because they have to move to a place where houses are 400K. Price aggressively based on your needs and desire to sell and be patient, don't worry it will happen. Matt Freeman is a Realtor with Freeman’s Lakeside Realty (760) 3795915 or cell 223-0880. His column is not intended to replace legal advice.
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Courier chuckle of the week: “A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: ‘Duh.’” -- Conan O’Brien
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Salome’s Stars ARIES (March 21 to April 19) A seemingly stalled romantic situation could benefit from your reassurance that you want this relationship to work. And if you do, use more of that irresistible Aries charm. TAURUS (April 20 to May 20) Going to new places and meeting new people appeals to both the Taurean's romantic and practical side. You never can tell where those new contacts can take you. Right? GEMINI (May 21 to June 20) That career-change opportunity that didn't work out when you first considered it could come up again. But this time, remember that you have more to offer. CANCER (June 21 to July 22) There could be some tensions in relationships -- domestic or workaday. But a frank discussion soon will resolve the problem. LEO (July 23 to August 22) It's a good idea to begin preparing for that career change you've been thinking about for a while. Start to sharpen your skills and expand your background to be ready. VIRGO (August 23 to September 22) Bless that Virgo skepticism that has kept you from falling into traps others seem to rush into. But you might want to give a new possibility the benefit of the doubt, at least on a trial basis. LIBRA (September 23 to October 22) Traveling
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and career are strong in your aspect. Perhaps your job will take you to someplace exotic. Or you might be setting up meetings with potential clients or employers. Whatever it is, good luck. SCORPIO (October 23 to November 21) Someone might use deception to try to push you into making a decision you're not fully comfortable with. But those keen Scorpio senses should keep you alert. SAGITTARIUS (November 22 to December 21) Romance dominates this week when Cupid spears the Archer, for a change. Positive things also are happening in the workplace. Expect important news to arrive by the week's end. CAPRICORN (December 22 to January 19) Anyone trying to bully the Sea Goat -- whether it involves a personal or a professional matter -- will learn a painful lesson. AQUARIUS (January 20 to February 18) Congratulations. With things going the way they are, you should be able to spare some time and take a break from your hectic schedule for some well-earned fun and games. PISCES (February 19 to March 21) Your sharp Piscean intuition should be able to uncover the true agendas of those who might be trying to catch the Fish in one of their schemes. BORN THIS WEEK: Your flair for innovative art and design keeps you at least a step ahead of most everyone else. c) 2010 King Features Synd., Inc.
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Trivia Test By Fifi Rodriguez 1. MOVIES: What 1997 movie starred actors Helen Hunt and Jack Nicholson? 2. MYTHOLOGY: What was the unusual feature possessed by Sleipnir, the horse belonging to the chief Norse god Odin? 3. CHEMISTRY: What is the symbol for the element tungsten? 4. TELEVISION: What was the name of the headmistress in "The Facts of Life"? 5. POETRY: Who wrote the poem "Nothing Gold Can Stay"? Answers:
1. "As Good as it Gets" 2. Eight legs 3. W 4. Edna Garrett 5. Robert Frost
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Lake Isabella - $640/mo (inclds space rent) in quiet 55+ park. 2 bd, 2 ba completely refurbished. Rent to Own + sec dep & good credit. Call Joel (760) 379-2092 _________________________ Kernville - Studio Apartments available @ Riverview RV Park. $400/mo rent w/utilities included. 760-376-2345 ___________________________ Kernville - Hi-Ho Mobile Home Park. 2 bd / 2 ba Apts. $595/mo + deposit and utilities. 760-376-2671 _________________________ Onyx - 2 bd, 2 ba, 1440 sq ft on 1/3 acre. Fenced, 2 car garage, w/d, refrig, built-in stove/oven, new carpet, pergo floor, sunken bathtub. $650/mo + sec. deposit, pets ok, call 760-379-5787 _________________________ Wofford Hts - Remodeled 3/bd, 2/ba home in Pala Ranches w/xtra room under house, mt view, stove, refrig + w/d hookup, Sec 8 ok. $900/mo + deposit. Call 323-447-9140 or 323-969-8061 _________________________ Lake Isabella - Nice 2 bd, 2 ba house w/large attached garage in nice neighborhood. $800/mo. 1st + $1,000 security. Pets req add'l security deposit 760-379-5439 _________________________ Mobile For Rent 2 bdrm - 1 bath stove - Refrig - Micro shed - Quiet Area. $600/mo + $300 dep. 760-376-6578 _________________________ Neatest Adult Park in the Valley 3 to choose from. $300 to $600. Just refurbished, deck over-looking Tillie Creek. Double pane windows, wood stove, new appliances, air cond, Corion tops, must see. Pinewood Trailer Park, 99_________________________ Evans Rd. Wofford Heights. Wofford Hts - 1 bd apt-$425 & Studio apt -$350, cooler, frig, stv, NS, ND, close to lake & downtown area 805-459-9054 or aunaprendo@msn.com
Lots for Sale **** 3 LOTS FOR SALE **** Balboa South of Beechwood Scovern South of Crestview Starlight Off Old State Road $20K ea. (760) 223-2222
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COCKTAILS AND DANCING 5430 Lake Isabella Blvd. 379-8144 Largest pool table in town!
Lah-De-Dah-Gifts, Collectables, Antiques. “If it’s not here, we don’t have it.” Sewing Center for Sewing Needs. 41 Big Blue Rd. Kernville. Call 376-6704.
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TAIL WAGGERS 2 males and 2 females from 10 wks to 4 mo. CKC-reg. Purebred Applehead Chihuahua puppies. Happy & friendly. Good bites, vaccinations UTD, wormed, health guarantee. Pad & crate trained. $225-$300. 760-379-1403 _________________________ DOG TRAINING 30 Yrs. Experience, local references, Problem Solver, Instructor of Obedience. 760223-3338 No Biters Please
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Marketplace Continued from page 12 Mobile Homes Lake Isabella - Nice 2bd/2ba dbl wide Mobile Home w/patio & deck + 2 car carport in quiet 55+ park, $25,000 or financing available. 760-379-2092 _________________________ Kernville - 1 bd, 1 ba MH w/covered patio. $1,500. $419 space rent + utilities. Call Kim @ (760) 376-2345 for details.
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Wofford Heights - Sites available in quiet park with lake views, laundry facilities & fish house. $250/mo inclds water & trash. Call Jody @ 760-376-3228 _________________________ Wofford Heights Mobile / RV Park Great Location! Quiet, mature trees, walk to lake, market, medical, park & theater. Call Jim @ (760) 376-6316 _________________________ 2 Large RV Spaces. All hookups, 50+, CARE & Heap welcome, quiet. 1 mi to Wofford Blvd, close to lake & river. $200/mo + utilities. Avail 5/1. 760-417-9269
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Under Construction - ASHWOOD CUSTOM HOMES, INC. offers another quality home in the desirable SOUTH LAKE location. 1832 Plan featuring 4 bd/2bath, extra large living room, knotty alder cabinetry, granite countertops throughout, tall Tray ceilings, ceramic tile flooring, RV parking & more. Lot size is approx 15,000 sq ft & at the end of a cul-de-sac for added privacy. Act now & PICK YOUR OWN COLORS. $239,000. CoOp Welcome. Call for an appointment (661) 201-2141 _________________________ 3 bd, 2 ba Modular Home for sale, newly upgraded, fresh paint, new carpet. Quiet 50+ park, $200 space rent + utilities. Call 805649-2636 for more details. _________________________ 2 bd, 2 ba Modular Home for sale. Fresh paint, new carpet, great vacation getaway, close to lake & river. Quiet 50+ park. $200 space rent + utilities. Call 805-649-2636 or 760-417-9269
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Obituary notice Dale E. Falk June 15, 1921 - April 20, 2010 The family of Dale Ervin Falk wishes to announce the passing of their beloved father, grandfather, great-grandfather, and great-great-grandfather on April 20, 2010. Services were held at Family Life Center Foursquare Church on Saturday, April 24, 2010. He was interred at the Kern River Valley Cemetery, where he had served for many years on its board of directors. Dale Falk was born in Spring Water, New York, on June 15, 1921. Five years later, his family moved to California and settled in Torrance where he spent his teen years. In high school he met Juanita Claytor and they were married on March 16, 1941. That marriage lasted 61 years and 8 months before Juanita's passing on November 9, 2002. They were blessed with three children, Lorretta, Leon and Donna. Upon his death, Dale had 6 grandchildren, 7 great grandchildren, and 3 great great grandchildren. Dale was an entrepreneur, working as a building inspector, boat builder, as a Master Craftsman. Always interested in youth, he was the founder of the Pony Youth Baseball program for the region. Upon his retirement as building inspector for the city of Torrance in 1983, the Falks moved to the Kern River Valley to join their son, Leon. Loving the rugged beauty of the valley, they built a house in Cyrus Canyon and began attending the Family Life Center Foursquare Church in Wofford Heights. He was an elder in the church, serving on the church council and used his woodworking skills to beautify the church facilities. Youth, now grown and living throughout the United States, fondly remember the birdhouses and "Jesus" signs which he made for them. His "Jesus" signs have now been distributed to every part of the world, free of charge. In his own words, Dale wrote, "I have tried to live my life and faithfully serve the Lord so I might walk the path that leads to eternal life." His family rejoices in that same hope.
Death notices Merle J. Boswell Merle J. Boswell, 68, of Bodfish, passed away on April 25, 2010. Services are pending. Arrangements by Lake Isabella Cremation and Funeral Society, 6048 Lake Isabella Blvd. Lake Isabella, CA 93240. (760) 379-5006.
Alice Jane Boswell
10,848 According to the National Newspaper Association, the average community newspaper is read by 2.26 readers in a household. The Kern River Courier circulates 5,000 copies. There are minimal leftovers, about 100-200 copies. That means at least 4,800 copies are picked up each week. So ... if 4,800 copies are read by 2.26 readers each, that means that each issue of the Courier is read by 10,848 readers!
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Alice Jane Boswell, 57, of Bodfish, passed away on April 25, 2010. Services are pending. Arrangements by Lake Isabella Cremation and Funeral Society, 6048 Lake Isabella Blvd. Lake Isabella, CA 93240. (760) 379-5006.
Courier Legal Notices FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT Fictitious Business Name(s) DBA #1: BIONICON USA (2010-B1876), DBA #2: BIONICON (2010B1877) Street address of principal place of business: 21 Sierra Drive, Kernville, CA 93238. Mailing address of business: P.O. Box 3793, Wofford Heights, CA 93285. REGISTRANT: Grapevine Products, Inc., 21 Sierra Drive, Kernville, CA 93238. F, Corporation. Date the business commenced: 03/15/2005. Notice: In accordance with subdivision (a) of Section 17920, a fictitious name statement generally expires at the end of five years from the date on which it was filed in the office of the County Clerk, except, as provided in subdivision (b) of Section 17920, where it expires 40 days after any change in the facts set forth in the statement pursuant to Section 17913 other than a change in the residence address of a registered owner. A new Fictitious Business Name Statement must be filed before the expiration. The filing of this statement does not of itself authorize the use in this State of a fictitious business name in violation of the rights of another under Federal, State or Common Law (see Section 14411 et seq., Business and Professions Code) Signed: Paul Ferguson, CEO. This statement filed on 03/18/2010. Expires 03/18/2015. ANN K. BARNETT, Auditor-Controller-County Clerk. By G. Meza. Published by the Kern River Courier April 23, 30, May 7 and 14, 2010. FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT Fictitious Business Name(s) DBA #1: RIDE KRV (2010-B1878 ) Street address of principal place of business: 21 Sierra Drive, Kernville, CA 93238. Mailing address of business: P.O. Box 3793, Wofford Heights, CA 93285. REGISTRANT: RIDE KRV LLC, 21 Sierra Drive, Kernville, CA 93238. D, Limited Liability Company. Date the business commenced: 00/00/0000. Notice: In accordance with subdivision (a) of Section 17920, a fictitious name statement generally expires at the end of five years from the date on which it was filed in the office of the County Clerk, except, as provided in subdivision (b) of Section 17920, where it expires 40
days after any change in the facts set forth in the statement pursuant to Section 17913 other than a change in the residence address of a registered owner. A new Fictitious Business Name Statement must be filed before the expiration. The filing of this statement does not of itself authorize the use in this State of a fictitious business name in violation of the rights of another under Federal, State or Common Law (see Section 14411 et seq., Business and Professions Code) Signed: Paul Ferguson, President. This statement filed on 03/18/2010. Expires 03/18/2015. ANN K. BARNETT, Auditor-Controller-County Clerk. By G. Meza. Published by the Kern River Courier April 23, 30, May 7 and 14, 2010. FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT Fictitious Business Name(s) DBA #1: ERIN'S HAIRCUTS & MORE (2010- B2462 ) Street address of principal place of business: 6392 Wofford Boulevard, Suite A, Wofford Heights, CA 93285. Mailing address of business: 236 Bull Run Road, Kernville, CA 93238. REGISTRANT: Erin Brooks, 236 Bull Run Road, Kernville, CA 93238. A, Individual. Date the business commenced: 04/28/2006. Notice: In accordance with subdivision (a) of Section 17920, a fictitious name statement generally expires at the end of five years from the date on which it was filed in the office of the County Clerk, except, as provided in subdivision (b) of Section 17920, where it expires 40 days after any change in the facts set forth in the statement pursuant to Section 17913 other than a change in the residence address of a registered owner. A new Fictitious Business Name Statement must be filed before the expiration. The filing of this statement does not of itself authorize the use in this State of a fictitious business name in violation of the rights of another under Federal, State or Common Law (see Section 14411 et seq., Business and Professions Code) Signed: Erin Brooks. This statement filed on 04/13//2010. Expires 04/13/2015. ANN K. BARNETT, Auditor-Controller-County Clerk. By N. Hawley. Published by the Kern River Courier April 23, 30, May 7 and 14, 2010.
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Lighter side of faith
Voices of Faith
Acumen should be demonstrated Clarence Semonious, pastor Prince of Peace Lutheran Fellowship, Kernville
One day, when Jesus was sitting on the Mount of Olives, “…the disciples came to him privately, saying, ‘Tell us, when will these things be, and what will be the sign of your coming and of the close of the age?’” Matthew 24:3. He began his answer with this comment, “See that no one leads you astray.” After giving them a list of warnSemonious ings, He restated, “And many false prophets will arise and lead many astray.” Matthew 24:11. Such a warning is a restatement of a civil reality that has been ignored today because of modern legislation. That warning, “Caveat emptor,” or let the buyer beware should not be confused as a doctrine of law, but a behavior demonstrating acumen. A description of acumen would include insight, good judgment, and wisdom. Jesus went on to give an excellent reason for such caution; “…because lawlessness will be increased, the love of many will grow cold.” Matthew 24:12. Within the context of such a warning, Jesus added, “And this gospel of the kingdom will be proclaimed throughout the whole world as a testimony to all nations, and then the end will come.” Matthew 24:14. To restate the warning, let the reader beware. To understand the Gospel reference, remember the account of a conversation in the Garden of Eden. “The Lord God said to the serpent… I will put enmity between you and the woman, and between your offspring and her offspring; he
shall bruise your head, and you shall bruise his heel.” Genesis 3:14, 15. Spoken as a prophecy of doom for one, these words give meaning to “…when the fullness of time had come, God sent forth his Son, born of woman, born under the law, to redeem those who were under the law, so that we might receive adoption as sons.” Galatians 4:4-5. Returning then, to Jesus’ prophecy of doom for the scribes and Pharisees in Matthew 23:39, “…I tell you, you will not see me again, until you say, ‘Blessed is he who comes in the name of the Lord.” Accordingly, we who would endure to the end, would do well to look for insight, good judgment, and wisdom, aware that, “All things are lawful, but not all things are helpful.” 1 Corinthians 10:23. So, “whether you eat or drink, or whatever you do, do all to the glory of God. 1 Corinthians 10:31. “Do all to the glory of God,” is not license to do all according to my will, as written in Matthew 26:51, “…one of those who were with Jesus stretched out his hand and drew his sword and struck the servant of the high priest and cut off his ear.” Insight, good judgment, and wisdom would advise, “Praise the Lord! Praise the Lord, O my soul!” Psalm 146:1. “Blessed is he whose help is the God of Jacob, whose hope is in the Lord his God, who made heaven and earth, the sea, and all that is in them, who keeps faith forever…” Psalm 146:5-6.
“Voices of Faith” is a rotating column featuring messages from all churches. Pastors, please e-mail 400-word messages to office@kernrivercourier.com
Churches of the Valley Kernville First Baptist Church of Kernville 46 Valley View Drive, Kernville Sunday Services — 11 a.m. & 6:30 p.m. 376-6403 Prince of Peace Lutheran Fellowship Center 44 Big Blue Road, Kernville Sunday School 9 a.m. Sunday Service 10:30 a.m. 417-2014 Kernville Foursquare Church Kernville Chamber of Commerce 11447 Kernville Road Sunday Services 9:30 a.m. 223-6704 Kernville United Methodist Church 251 Big Blue Rd., Kernville Sunday Services 8:30 & 10:30 a.m. 376-2751 St. Peter’s Anglican Church 11900 Sierra Way, Kernville Sunday Service 10:00 a.m. 376-6362 St. Sherrian Episcopal Church Odd Fellows Hall, Kernville Sundays 10 a.m. Lake Isabella First Baptist Church of Lake Isabella 3701 Suhre, Lake Isabella Sunday Services 8:30 a.m., 11:00 a.m. Sunday School 9:45 a.m. 379-5615 Fountain of Christ Church 5101 #A Lake Isabella Blvd, Lake Isabella Sunday Service: 9:45 a.m. and 5:30 p.m. Wed. 6 p.m. 417-0793 Landmark Missionary Baptist Church 2741 Mountain View Rd, Lake Isabella Sunday Services 9:45 a.m. & 5:00 p.m. 379-5640 Mt. View Southern Baptist Church 2959 Erskine Creek Rd, Lake Isabella Sunday Services 8:30, 11:15 a.m. & 6:00 p.m. 379-4296 Jehovah’s Witnesses Kingdom Hall 1911 Edith Ave., Lake Isabella (760) 379-8672 Shepherd of the Hills Lutheran Church (LCMS) 377 Highway 155, Lake Isabella Sunday Services 12:00 p.m. 379-2343 Kern Valley Bible Church 3920 Golden Spur, Lake Isabella Sunday Services 9:30 a.m. and 6:30 p.m. 379-5482 Church of the Nazarene 2931 Erskine Creek Rd., Lake Isabella Sunday Service 10:30 a.m. 379-2062 Highland Chapel United Methodist 5301 Lake Isabella Bl., Lake Isabella Sunday School & Worship 9:30 a.m. 379-2120 Lake Isabella Church of Christ 3711 Golden Spur, Lake Isabella Sunday worship 11 a.m. and 5 p.m. Bible study Sun. 10 a.m., Thurs. 6 p.m. Kern River Valley Seventh Day Adventist 3801 Golden Spur, Lake Isabella Saturday Service 9:30 a.m. 379-3206 Kern Valley Pentecostal LightHouse Church 3730 Wagon Wheel Dr., Lake Isabella Sunday School 9:45
Services 10:45 a.m. Eve. 5 p.m. Wed. Service 6 p.m. 379-5819 Mt. Mesa Church of Christ Mt. Mesa 6400 Dogwood Av., Mt. Mesa Sunday Services 9:30 a.m. & 10:30 a.m. 379-4792 Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints 6400 Park Av., Mt. Mesa Sunday Services 10:00 a.m. 379-2904 Grace Chapel 12312 Mt. Mesa Rd., Mt. Mesa Sunday Services 9:45 a.m. 379-4093 Christian Assembly 12424 Mountain Mesa Rd., Mt. Mesa Sunday Services 10:30 a.m. & 6:00 p.m. 379-6377 Victory Tabernacle (United Pentecostal Church) 4324 Birch, Mt. Mesa Sunday Services 4 p.m. 379-6360
In Sunday School, they were teaching how God created everything, including human beings. Little Johnny seemed especially intent when they told him how Eve was created out of one of Adam's ribs. Later in the week, his mother noticed him lying down as though he were ill, and said, 'Johnny what is the matter?' Little Johnny responded, “I have a pain in my side. I think I'm going to have a wife.” *** A couple had two little boys, ages 8 and 10, who were excessively mischievous. The two were always getting into trouble and their parents could be assured that if any mischief occurred in their town their two young sons were in some way involved. The parents were at their wits’ end as to what to do about their sons' behavior. The mother had heard that a clergyman in town had been successful in disciplining children in the past, so she asked her husband if he thought they should send the boys to speak with the clergyman. The husband said, “We might as well. We need to do something before I really lose my temper!' The clergyman agreed to speak with the boys, but asked to see them individually. The older boy went to meet with him first. The clergyman sat the boy down and asked him sternly, “Where is God?” The boy made no response, so the clergyman repeated the question in an even sterner tone, “Where is God?” Again the boy made no attempt to answer. So the clergyman raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face, “WHERE IS GOD?” At that the boy bolted from the room and ran directly home, slamming himself in the closet. His older brother followed him into the closet and asked what had happened. The younger brother replied, “We are in BIG trouble this time. God is missing and they think we did it!”
Bible verse of the week For our struggle is not against flesh and blood, but against the rulers, against the authorities, against the powers of this dark world and against the spiritual forces of evil in the heavenly realms. (NIV) Ephesians 6:12
Southlake/Weldon Kern Christian Church “The River” 14900 Hwy 178, Southlake Sunday Services 8 a.m. and 10 a.m. 378-3780 Weldon Baptist Church 20674 Highway 178 Sunday Services 10 a.m. & 6 p.m. 378-4964 Weldon United Methodist Church 20021 Hwy. 178, Weldon Sunday Services 9 a.m. and 10:30 a.m. 378-2321 Wofford Heights Family Life Center Foursquare Church Panorama, Wofford Heights Sunday Service 10:30 a.m. 376-6719 New Life Assembly of God 25 Arden Av., Wofford Heights Sunday Services 9 a.m., 10:30 a.m. & 6 p.m. 376-6402 St. Jude Catholic Church 86 Nellie Dent Dr., Wofford Heights Sunday Mass 7 a.m. & 10 a.m., Sat. 4 p.m. 376-2416 Calvary Chapel 125 Sycamore Drive, Wofford Heights Sunday Services 9 & 11 a.m. & 6:30 p.m. 376-8789 Christ Fellowship 80 Evans Road, Wofford Heights Sunday Service 10:30 a.m.
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Miscellaneous SGI - USA Buddhist Discussion Meetings - call 379-6162 for dates and times. Based on the Lotus Sutra. Salvation Army The needy are helped by the local affiliate of this national organization. Mon. 9 am — 1 pm. 6105 Lake Isabella Blvd., Lake Isabella. 760-379-5100.
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Health Insurance Matters
Legislation will affect COBRA health insurance Harry P. Thal Kern River Courier Columnist
Many people have been laid off from work during these hard times. With the loss of employment may also go the family's health insurance. I am trying to honor my commitment Harry Thal to our community and keep my readers current on the legislation that affects many of us. As I have written before, a federal law called COBRA requires your former employer to keep you on your current
health insurance if you so This law, ARRA, provided peojob, each dependent who was choose. The problem is the ple with a 65% government on the plan has a separate indecost. While the employer was subsidy to assist in making the pendent right to the COBRA picking up the cost when you monthly premiums more afford- benefit. This means that if Dad were working, the premium able. The prior legislation lost the job, but daughter or now sits squarely in your own ended March 31. On April 15, wife has medical problems, only lap. those with the problems For the healthy can apply for the person (family), a COBRA. Dad doesn't Each dependent who was on the plan has a have to, unless he so new individual policy may be separate independent right to the COBRA wants. more cost-effective, but for the Harry P. Thal, MA, is a benefit. family or individlicensed insurance broker uals within the and a member of the family with pre––Harry Thal Society of Certified existing medical Senior Advisors and past problems, COBRA president and presidentmay be the only option. President Obama signed into elect of the Kern Association of A law was passed several law an expansion of unemployHealth Underwriters. He may months ago which provided ment benefits and COBRA be reached at 760-376-2100, epremium assistance for people through May 31st. mail harrythal@aol.com or visit who were involuntarily termiA point often lost is that even him on the web at www.harrynated from their employment. if the breadwinner has lost the thal.com
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Low sodium level causes many symptoms, including fatigue Paul G. Donohue, M.D. Kern River Courier Columnist
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DEAR DR. DONOHUE: What can you tell me about a low sodium level? My visiting friend (from England) was refused embarkation on his cruise because he was acting
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belligerent and confused. The ship's doctor sent him to a hospital. He had scans, an EEG and numerous blood and urine tests. Everything was normal except he had low sodium. His insurance carrier sent a doctor from England to accompany him on a flight back to London. He has since seen his own doc-
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ANSWER: Sodium has many functions. It keeps body fluids at the right level. It maintains blood pressure. It's essential for muscle contractions. It participates in generating the heartbeat. It carries a positive electric charge, so it balances the negatively charged body substances. A drop in blood sodium leads to fatigue, nausea and weakness. If the level dips farther, people become confused and dizzy. At very low levels, they could have a seizure and lapse into a coma. Your friend's doctor has the task of finding out why your friend's sodium level fell. In quite a few instances, it comes about from an inappropriate release of a body hormone called ADH, antidiuretic hormone. This hormone stops kidney urine production. The result is too much water in the body. The extra water dilutes sodium and produces a low reading. Liver diseases, troubles with the adrenal glands and a sluggish thyroid gland are other causes for a lowering of blood sodium. Restoring the body's sodium con-
tent is not too difficult. Tracking the reason why it dropped is. Has your friend's mental function normalized now that his sodium level has returned to normal? If it has not, then his doctor has to look for explanations of his erratic behavior that have nothing to do with his sodium. The booklet on sodium and potassium explains why these minerals are so important and what happens when they are out of kilter. Readers can order a copy by writing: Dr. Donohue -- No 202W, Box 536475, Orlando, FL 32853-6475. Enclose a check or money order (no cash) for $4.75 U.S./$6 Canada with the recipient's printed name and address. Please allow four weeks for delivery. *** Dr. Donohue regrets that he is unable to answer individual letters, but he will incorporate them in his column whenever possible. Readers may write him or request an order form of available health newsletters at P.O. Box 536475, Orlando, FL 32853-6475. (c) 2010 North America Synd., Inc. All Rights Reserved
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May 15-16 • History Days. The Kern River Valley Historical Society will be holding their 14th annual History Days celebration on Saturday, May 15 and Sunday, May 16 from 9 a.m. to 4 p.m. at the Kern Valley Museum in Kernville. Demonstrations and other events will explore the long history of the Kern River Valley. • Movie “2012.” The Reel Cinema in Wofford Heights is hosting a showing of the hit end-of-the-world movie “2012,” starring John Cusack and a lot of eye-popping special effects, on Sunday, May 16 at noon. This special matinee will benefit the 2010 Lake Isabella Fireworks Extravaganza. Tickets are only $5 and are pre-sold at the Reel Cinema during normal business hours. See a great movie and donate to a great cause!
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