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First 6,298 anxious anglers showed up and registered for perhaps the worlds largest Fishing Derby, right here on Isabella Lake.

To which the Kern River Valley Chamber of Commerce awarded a total of $47,850 during the three-day 23rd Annual Isabella Lake Fishing Derby. 60 $50 fish, 80 $100 fish, 3 $200 fish, four $500, four $1,000 and three $10,000 fish were caught. The three-day total of fish caught was 153. The $10,000 winners were Jeffrey Cook of Lancaster, David Gil of Sunnyvale, and Walter Manwell of Lake Isabella.

Other winners included, Early Registration: #565 - Ronald Henry, Bakersfield, Boat Raffle: Derrick Fulwood - Monterey, Longest Trout: 1st and 2nd Longest: Lohnnie Day - Lancaster $1,000. 22 ½", $500. 22 3/8", 3rd /4th Longest Split: Sam Silapachie - Visalia $225. 21 ½", 3rd /4th Longest Split: David Jowett - La Mirada $225. 21 ½".

For the Derby a remaining eight tags can bring a lucky regestered angler a money award through September 3, 2012. The tags must remain attached to the trout and you must present your valid Derby Registration card for verification at Isabella Supermarket 6120 Lake Isabella Blvd Lake Isabella. The winning numbers are 0046, 0078, 0576, 0653, 0800, 0902, 0954 at $100. and number 0548 is worth $1,000.

Next the Central California Regional Group 2012 Model A Jamboree rolled into town, hosted by the Bakersfield Model A Ford Club, associated with the Model A Ford Club of America.

Bakersfield Model A Ford Club member Dan Foulk led his group of 55 model A cars on a driving tour up Kern River Canyon through Lake Isabella and on to historic Havilah were they had a box lunch on the picnic tables there. After lunch, they toured down the Lions Trail to Caliente, back to Bakersfield.

The Kern River Archers held their family 2012 Pow Wow shoot this past weekend. About 145 people participated Saturday and Sunday with target shooting, a two arrow shoot, a Score 11,10, 8 event with awards given in all classes, first, second and third. Saturday night included a BBQ dinner, a kid's raffle and entertainment.

The ‘B’ list group were the 250 riders on hand for the 24th annual Keyesville Classic Mountain Bike Stage Race. For 24 years, the Keyesville Classic has drawn casual riders, pro mountain bike racers and their friends and families to participate in a fun-filled weekend of bike-related events and activities. From the entertaining Vintage class and trials events to the highly challenging All-Mountain Stage Race where riders tackle the Cross-Country, Short Track and Downhill courses all on the same bike, the Keyesville Classic has something for everyone, riders and spectators alike.

Every year, the Keyesville Classic brings together local riders, advocacy groups, industry insiders and racers from all over the West Coast to raise awareness and generate contributions for trail stewardship and youth cycling programs in the Kern River Valley. The beneficiaries include the Southern Sierra Fat Tire Association in Bakersfield whose volunteers are instrumental in keeping the local trails open, and in keeping the Keyesville Classic running smoothly. Southern Sierra Fat Tire Association is a fun, non-profit, social gathering of mountain bike enthusiasts committed to serving and promoting the sport of mountain biking in Kern County.

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Kern Valley Archers take aim at one of the many targets at their Annual Pow Wow.

Help youself to preparedness has a goal to fill the void in communication needs, especially when high tech capacity is exceeded. Merritt urged the group, "You'd better be The April Kern River Valley prepared to help yourself and your Revitalization meeting focused on disasfamily." He stated that the key is flexter preparedness. Speakers included ibility. They get real time information Ross Elliott, Emergency Medical to the Emergency Operations Center Services Director and Medical Health in Bakersfield, where all pertinent Operational Area Coordinator for Kern agencies gather during an emerCounty Public Health, Dave Merritt from gency and can then relay it accuratethe Sequoia Amateur Radio Group, ly.

Brian Baskin and Frank Woody from Kern Valley Search and Rescue is a Kern Valley Search and Rescue and Alan highly trained resource with a faster Price, from Citizens Emergency response time, Response Team. stated Baskin.

Elliott explained the process of Kern “ You'd better be prepared to From May 1 to Labor Day, there County emergency will be a crew response. He stated help yourself and your family..”

- Merritt "on duty" 24 that on an average hours per day, day there are 120 even though they emergency responsare all volunteers. The 20 volunteers es per a 24 hour period, which averages engage in both swift water and lake 9 events per hour, plus about 100 nonrescue, flood rescue, man tracking, emergency inter-facility transports. But ground searches, and rope rescues. he stressed that a disaster forces them to Because of their interaction with all see things in a different way. In a disasthe local agencies, Kern Valley Search ter, all available resources cannot be sent and rescue is an asset to the Kern to one location, and there are not enough Valley in the event of a fire, a plane or resources for every incident. Mutual aid helicopter crash; floods, and a possiresources take time to arrive, and there ble dam failure. still would not be enough resources. This Price, a CERT instructor, said that means that personal preparedness is the program started after the 1980's very important. There are excellent Mexico City earthquake and 900 emergency kit lists available on untrained people went in to help and www.ready.gov. all died. The Los Angeles Fire Kern Valley has federal, state and Department developed the training county agencies and active volunteer and FEMA expanded the program groups such as the Sequoia Amateur nationwide. CERT also recommends Radio Group, Kern Valley Search and that citizens be able to self-sustain for Rescue, CERT, Red Cross, and Salvation up to 72 hours. The CERT motto is, Army available in an emergency. Elliott's "Do the greatest for the greatest said to stay informed, have a plan, make number quickly and safely."The a survival kit and join a volunteer organgroup is trained to recognize a variization, to keep yourself safe in any situety of emergency situations and how ation. to respond appropriately.

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Bodfish Bob, cooks up some Spam.

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kern river water data: Wednesday 6 a.m.

Storage, Isabella Reservoir 172,221 acre-feet Reservoir peak 361,709 acre-feet Pool maximum 568,075 acre-feet Pool safety limit 360,000 acre-feet Upper Kern Kern Inflow at Kernville 636 cfs (5-hr avg.)

Lower Kern Outflow 492 cfs Borel Canal Outflow 461 cfs Data from U.S. Army Corps of Engineers cfs=cubic feet per second 1 cu.ft. = 7.48 U.S. gallons 1 ac.ft.= 325,851 U.S. gal.

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Mailing: P.O. Box 1145 Wofford Heights, CA 93285 Office: 6392B Wofford Blvd.

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Burlington Easter Egg hunt, April 6 Come to the 11th annual Easter Egg Hunt at the Burlington, 13 Sycamore Drive in Wofford Heights on Friday, April 6. There will be lots of goodies and prizes for children age 7 and younger.

Bring a basket to put eggs in. For information, call 760-376-6733 or 760-3766474.

Tent revival, April 6 “Last Call Tent Ministry” is returning for the seventh year with a tent revival in Lake Isabella on Friday, April 6 through Saturday, April 14. The tent will be locat-

Regular activities Fridays

■ 6 a.m. - 1 p.m., M - F, Senior Nutrition, Senior Center, Lake Isabella. 760-379-5831.

■ 8:30 - 11:30 a.m., TOPS #2293 weight loss group, Veterans Hall #2, Lake Isabella. 760-4172272.

■ 9 a.m. - 3 p.m., Alzheimers Respite Group, Veterans Hall, Lake Isabella. 661-393-8871.

■ 9:30 - 11:30 a.m., TOPS weight loss group, Mt.View Church, Lake Isabella. 760-378-3935.

■ 10 - 11 a.m., Hospice Grief Support Group, 6040-D Lake Isabella Blvd. (661) 760-410-1010.

■ 11 a.m.- 3 p.m., Bingo and lunch at Eagles, open to public, Mt. Mesa. 760-379-3394 ■ 12 - 1 p.m., AA, Senior Center, 6405 Lake Isabella Blvd., Lake Isabella. 760-379-4112.

■ 1 p.m., Happy Hookers crochet club, Senior Center, Lake Isabella. 760-379-6335.

■ 5 p.m. (1st Fri.) Kern Valley Cruisers and Hot Rods, Senior Center, Sierra Vista Restaurant, 16575 Hwy 178, Weldon.

■ 6 p.m. (2nd Fri.), Kernville Baptist Church game night. Next to Pizza Barn. 760-223-1036.

■ 7 - 8 p.m., AA, Kernville Chamber of Commerce, 11447 Kernville Rd., Kernville 760-379-4112 or 760-417-9701 ■ 8 - 9:30 p.m., AA, KR Health Center, 67 Evans Rd., Wofford Hts. 760-379-4112

ed at the corner of Webb Ave. and Lake Isabella Blvd. and services will start at 7 p.m. nightly with evangelist Joe Ferguson, who has a message for everyone in these troubled times. Everyone is welcome. For more information, call Linda Myers at 760-223-0367.

Nuui Cunni Farmers Market April 7 The Kern River Paiute Council invites you to visit the Nuui Cunni Farmers Market from 9 a.m. to 2 p.m. for your fruit and produce needs. Local honey, fresh eggs, healing native plant salves and teas, plus locally Property Owners, Senior Center, Lake Isabella (760) 760-379-1830.

■ 6:30 p.m., (2nd Tue.) Epilepsy Support Group, Bakersfield. 760-376-1606.

■ 7 p.m., (4th Tue.), KRV Historical Society, Senior Center, Lake Isabella.

■ 7 - 8:30 p.m., AA, KR Health Center, 67 Evans Rd., Wofford Hts. 760-379-4112 or 760-417-9701 ■ 7 - 8:30 p.m., AA - Weldon Methodist Church, 20021 Hwy. 178, Weldon. 760-379-4112

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■ 9 a.m. - 2 p.m., Farmer’s Market, Nuui Cunni Center, French Gulch. 760-549-0800 ■ 9 a.m. - 1 p.m., Farmer’s Market, Lakeshore Lodge, Wofford Heights.

■ 5 p.m. (1st Sat.), Havilah Centennial Group, Havilah Schoolhouse. 760-379-2636.

■ 1 p.m. Darts, 3 p.m. Poker Pool 3p.m., Dinner 5-7 p.m. Eagles Lodge, open to public, Mt. Mesa. 760379-3394 ■ 7 - 10 p.m. (1st Sat.), Dam Dancers square dancing, Senior Center, Lake Isabella.

■ 7:30 - 9 p.m., AA - KR Health Center, 67 Evans Rd., Wofford Hts. 760-379-4112

■ 6 a.m. - 1 p.m., M - F, Senior Nutrition, Senior Center, Lake Isabella. 760-379-5831.

■ 9 -11:30 a.m. (1st & 3rd Wed.), Dam Quilters, senior apts. behind Vons, Lake Isabella. 760-3799921.

■ 9:30 a.m., TOPS weight loss group, Senior Center, Lake Isabella. 661-867-2579.

■ 9:30 - 11 a.m., Me & My Friends children’s playgroup, Kernville Methodist Church, 760-3792556.

■ Noon (2nd Wed.) KRV Chamber of Commerce meeting, Moose Lodge, Lake Isabella. 760-3795236.

■ Noon, Eagles Lunch/Shuffleboard, open to public, Mt. Mesa. 760-379-3394.

■ 12 - 1:30 p.m., AA - Women’s Serenity Circle, Mtn. View Baptist Church, 2959 Erskine Creek Rd., Lake Isabella. 760-379-4112 ■ 12:30 p.m., Bridge Club, Eagles Lodge, Mt. Mesa. 760-376-4249.

■ 1:30 - 3 p.m., Grief Support Group, Optimal Hospice, 6504-E Lake Isabella Blvd.

■ 5:30 p.m., Weight Watchers, Weldon Methodist Church. 760-267-4693.

■ 6 p.m. (3rd Wed.), American Legion, Senior Center Veterans Room, Lake Isabella. 760-3795086.

■ 7 p.m. (3rd Wed.), Fish & Game Habitat Club, 631 E. Evans Rd., Wofford Hts. ■ 7 p.m. - 9:30 p.m., Senior Dance, Senior Center, Lake Isabella. Live band.

■ 7 - 8:30 p.m., AA, KR Health Center, 67 Evans Rd. Wofford Hts., 760-379-4112 or 760-417-9701 ■ 7 p.m., Elks Lodge, Wofford Blvd., Wofford Hts.

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■ 6 a.m. - 1 p.m., M - F, Senior Nutrition, Senior Center, Lake Isabella. 760-379-5831.

■ 10 a.m., Exercise Class, Lakeridge Clubhouse, Lake Isabella. 760-379-3206.

■ 12 - 1 p.m., AA, Senior Center, 6405 Lake Isabella Blvd., Lake Isabella. 760-379-4112.

■ 1 p.m. (3rd Mon.), Kern Valley Democratic Club, Senior Center, Lake Isabella.

■ 1 p.m., Line dance classes, Senior Center, Lake Isabella. 760-379-0043.

■ 3 p.m. (2nd Mon.-Board/4th Mon.-Member ship), Kernville Chamber. 760-376-2629.

■ 5 - 7 p.m., Eagles spaghetti dinner, Mt. Mesa, open to public, 1st. Mon. 760-379-3394.

■ 6 - 9 p.m., KRV Comm. Orchestra, Cerro Coso College, Lake Isabella. 760-376-4461.

■ 6:30 - 8 p.m., Boy Scout Troup 690, 1st Baptist Church, Lake Isabella. 760-812-7082.

■ 7 p.m. (3rd Mon.), KRV Art Assoc., Senior Center, Lake Isabella. 760-379-2844.

■ 6 - 7 p.m., AA, Mtn. View Baptish Church, 2959 Erskine Creek Rd., Lake Isabella. 760-379-4112 or 760-417-9701.

■ 7:30 - 9 p.m., AA, Grace Chapel, 12308 Mtn. Mesa Rd., Mtn. Mesa. 760-379-4112.

■ 6 a.m. - 1 p.m., M - F, Senior Nutrition, Senior Center, Lake Isabella. 760-379-5831.

■ 8:30 a.m., Yoga Practice Group, Kernville Methodist Church. 909-753-9043.

■ 9 a.m. - noon, Thursday Painters, Senior Center, Lake Isabella. 760-379-5329.

■ 9:30 a.m., (3rd Thu.), Fire Safe Council, Supervisor’s office, County Bldg., Lake Isabella.

■ 9:30 a.m. (2nd Thu.), Aglow Int’l, Senior Center, Rm. 1, Lake Isabella. For women.

■ 11:45 a.m. (4th Thu.), KRV Women’s Club meeting, Elks Lodge.

■ Noon, Exchange Club, Paradise Cove.

■ 1 p.m., (2nd Thu.), Clan Diggers, Lake Isabella Library. 760-379-2303.

■ 5 - 7 p.m., TANF Cultural Night, French Gulch Campground.

■ 3:30 - 5 p.m. (4th Thu.), Kern River Valley Collaborative, Veterans Hall, Rm. 1., Lake Isabella. 760-379-2556, ext. 601.

■ 5 - 7 p.m., VFW Taco Thursday, open to public.

760-379-3877.

■ 4:30 p.m. (3rd Thu.), Republicans of Kern Valley, Moose Lodge, Lake Isabella.

760-376-1462.

■ 6 p.m., Rotary Club, Ewing’s restaurant, Kernville.

■ 6 p.m., Weight Watchers, Lake Ridge Mobile Home Park Club House, Lake Isabella. Weigh-in 5:30 p.m.

■ 6:30 p.m., Sweet Adelines, Senior Center, Lake Isabella. New members welcome.

■ 7 p.m., (3rd Thu.), Kern Valley Astronomy Club, Museum, Kernville. 760-376-1291.

■ 7 - 8:30 p.m., AA, Senior Center, 6405 Lake Isabella Blvd., Lake Isabella. 760-379-4112.

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Bingo Guide

■ 9 a.m. to noon - VFW Breakfast, public welcome. 2811 Nugget, Lake Isabella. 760-379-3877.

■ 9 a.m. to noon, Breakfast at Eagles, public. welcom. Highway 178, Mt. Mesa. 760-379-3394.

■ 10 a.m. - 12 p.m. (2nd Sun.), AA, Paradise Cove Restaurant, Hwy 178, Lake Isabella. Breakfast 10 a.m. / Speaker 11 a.m. 760-379-4112.

■ 2 - 3:30 p.m., AA - KR Health Center, 67 Evans Rd., Wofford Hts. 760-379-4112 or 760-417-9701

Mondays

■ 6 a.m. - 1 p.m., M - F, Senior Nutrition, Senior Center, Lake Isabella. 760-379-5831.

■ 8:30 a.m., Yoga Practice Group, Kernville Methodist Church. 909-753-9043.

■ 9:30 - 11a.m., Me & My Friends children’s playgroup, 1st Baptist Church, Lake Isabella. 760-3792556.

■ 10 a.m. (2nd Tue.), Kern Valley Garden Group.

760-379-1129.

■ 10 a.m. - noon Kern County Department of Public Health Immunization Clinic 7050 Lake Isabella Blvd, Lake Isabella. 877-818-4787 ■ 12:30 p.m., Bridge Club, Rod & Gun Club, E. Evans Rd., Wofford Hts. 760-376-4249.

■ 2 p.m. (2nd Tue.), KRV Cemetery District.

Public invited. 760-376-2189.

■ 6 p.m. (2nd Tue.), Lake Isabella-Bodfish

■ Friday, noon, Eagles Lodge, Mt. Mesa ■ Saturday, noon, South Fork Women’s Club, Fay Ranch Road., Weldon ■ Sunday, 11 a.m., Moose Lodge, Lake Isabella Blvd., Lake Isabella.

■ Wednesday, 1 p.m., Senior Center, Lake Isabella Blvd., Lake Isabella.

■ Thursday, Early Bird 12:15 p.m., Regular 1 p.m., St. Jude Catholic Church, Hwy. 155 & Nellie Dent Dr., Wofford Hts. This information is sent to the Courier by the groups listed. It is suggested that groups provide a phone number in case interested individuals need more information, or meeting times have changed.

grown produce. There is still a great assortment of native plants that can be planted now. He market is located at 2600 Hwy 155 on Lake Isabella between Lake Isabella and Wofford Heights at the French Gulch Forest Service Recreation Area. For more information please contact the Nuui Cunni Cultural Center 760-549-0800.

Lakeshore Farmers Market April 7 Hosted by the Kern Valley Growers Association, this Market features locally grown certified fruit, produce, eggs and honey, along with certified organic produce from various organizations and shade grown, organic coffee, from 9 a.m. to 1 p.m.

The market is at the Lakeshore Lodge, 7466 Wofford Heights Blvd (toward the lake, across from St. Jude's), Wofford Heights and accepts EBT/SNAP/CalFresh cards. For information call David Dills 760-812-7833.

My Place Restaurant Free Easter meal, April 7 The public is welcome to come to the free Easter meal at My Place Restaurant, Lake Isabella from 11 a.m. to 3 p.m. Volunteers and donations are welcome and greatly appreciated. The event includes a full meal with dessert and drink. There will also be a clothing and blanket giveaway. For more information or to volunteer, call Angela at 760-379-2563.

4H Poultry Fundraiser, April 7 Come and enjoy the Easter bake sale of sweet treats, breads, preserves and dried fruit on Saturday, April 7 from 9 a.m. to 1 p.m. There will be family photos (with an Easter back drop and live bunnies to hold)

by Lykin Photography, available for $3.

Also Chicken Poop Bingo at $2 per square or six for $5. There will be prizes and certificates from local merchants and much more. For information email Heather Berry at hberrylane@yahoo.com.

Kern County Waste's Toxic Roundup, April 7 Rid your home of automotive fluids, auto and home batteries, expired medications, household cleaners, paint, pesticide, pool chemicals and home-generated sharps in a safe manner. The Household Hazardous Waste event is on Saturday, April 7 from 9 a.m. to noon at the Kern Valley Transfer Station (landfill). Kern County residents only. No business waste. For more information, see www.kerncountywaste.com.

REVA, Inc. Easter Photos, April 7 Come to the Furniture Store parking lot on Saturday, April 7 from 10 a.m. to 2 p.m. and get your Easter portrait. Families with and without pets are all welcome.

For more information, call Jesse at 760378-3101 or Frances at 760-299-3222.

Kern River Blues Society April 7 Kern River Blues Society open blues jams at the Kernville Saloon, 20 Tobias St. from 2-8 p.m. We encourage any blues musicians and/or fans to come hang out with us. It's totally free, beginners to pros, all styles of blues. We also meet the 2nd and 3rd Saturdays at Trout's in Bakersfield. For more information, call Beth Selzam, 661-872-7517.

Veterans of Foreign Wars breakfast April 8 Have breakfast from 9 a.m. to 1 p.m. Sunday date at the Kern River Valley VFW Post 7665 Hall, 2811 Nugget Ave. (behind McDonald's), Lake Isabella. The second Sunday of every month features Eggs Benedict and the third Sunday of every month features crepes. For information call 760-379-3877 Friends of the Library luncheon, April 9 The Friends of the Library is holding its Spring Salad Luncheon at the Kernville United Methodist Church located at 251 Big Blue Road, Kernville, on April 9 at noon. Bring your favorite salad. Desserts and beverages provided by the FOL board members. John Meyer, principal of Kern Valley High School, will be our guest speaker. The public is welcome. For further information, call 760-223-3449.

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Chamber Chamber has good year, more coming The Kernville Chamber Board is excited to tell you we are partnering with the Ridgecrest Visitors and Convention Bureau to attend the International Trade Association’s annual Pow Wow in Los Angeles this year. We are working diligently to present the Kernville community and all of its beauty to international visitors for this summer season. Our committee is headed up with board member Steve Nelson of Stella’s Boutique and Beyond. Steve has attended the Pow Wow in past years as a representative of the Calico Ghost Town.

If you are interested in helping financially with this endeavor, you can donate taxfree to our new non-profit: Kernville Community Events and Projects. We have established this corporation with the help of Terry Valle, a friend of the Kernville Community for many years. She, with the help of the Friends of the River, hold the Whitewater Kayak Festival every third week-end in April. This year will be the 42nd annual event held in Riverside Park. We thank Terry and her community efforts.

Whiskey Flat Days 2012 was a rip-roaring success and we could not have accomplished this without our wonderful volunteers who worked tirelessly the whole week-end. The Kernville Chamber gave almost $6,000 to our Whiskey Flat Mayor’s charities and the volunteer youth organizations that helped us with the parade and the rodeo. Visitors from far and wide came to the town of Whiskey Flat to step back in time for a few days and relax. The encampment was one of the largest to date, featuring four camps this year. Next year will mark the 10th anniversary of the encampment and we hope to have a great celebration.

We would also like to wish Michelle Sweet our office manager for the last six years a fond goodbye and best wishes. Michelle is pursuing her real estate career here in the Valley. We thank you for your service to the Kernville Chamber.

We welcomed more than 23 new members this year and continue to grow each month. We hope you find that the Chamber is working hard for you, your business and the community in making Kernville a choice destination for Kern County.

Remember, the Chamber of Commerce is funded by events and donations. Come be a part of this exciting growing organization. Let’s give back in a positive way and make our corner of the world the best -- whether relaxing along the Kern River or adventuring in the high country.

Cheryl Borthick President Kernville Chamber of Commerce

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National Diabetes Awareness month In recognition of National Diabetes Awareness Month, the kern Valley Healthcare District and Sienna Wellness Institute have teamed up to the bring the "Knock Your Socks Off" program to the Kern River Valley. Socks will be collected during the month of April. Look for the bins provided at several locations throughout the Kern River Valley. All donations will be split evenly between the Salvation Army, God's Storehouse and the Food Pantry. Organizers state that we should all be aware of good foot health and want the public to realize that many disease states can improve by simply implementing 20 to 30 minutes of exercise on your feet each day. Diabetes is the number one medical problem that affects the feet. It is a progressive disease so annual foot checks by your podiatrist is a must. Stay ahead of the game by asking your doctor, getting checked out and staying active. More information can be obtained by phoning Sienna Wellness at 760-379-8630.

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Things I have noticed...

Word with a pelican Rod Middleworth Kern River Courier Columnist We live on a hill in Wofford Heights overlooking Isabella Lake.

Yesterday I noticed a huge flock of pelicans cavorting in the shallows of the North Fork area. About the same time I noticed Middleworth another flock of pelicans flying in from Canada. With the addition of this new group there could be more than 100 of them swimming, visiting and basking in the fog.

I wondered, if a pelican could talk, what would it say?

It could go something like this: I would say to the pelican roosting on my porch railing, “Oh hi, how’s it going?”

The pelican (who hereafter will be known as “Pelly”) might say, “I’m bushed! In the last few days I flew from my home in Manitoba all the way here to join my buddies.”

(He didn't say, but it’s also an opportunity for him to do some courting and fooling around.)

“Shouldn’t you have brown feathers and carry a beak full of fish?” I ask him.

“Nope,” says Pelly. “That’s my smaller cousin. We have white feathers, and only use our beaks to carry fish to our offspring. The rest of the time we just scoop up our meals of fish and crawdads from the shallows of a lake. We eat about three pounds daily.”

Then I ask, “Why, when you are flying do you fly with your head bent back over your wings?”

Pelly would answer, “That’s easy!

This way we can see where we’ve been and it’s also a good way to rest our long necks.”

I’m thinking, “So who's looking forward?”

I can see this kind of flying as a recipe for disaster. Can you imagine coming home one day to find a flock of dazed pelicans wandering around with headaches, having crashed into the side of your garage, while flying forward toward Weldon as they looked backward toward Fresno?

I also might ask, “What’s your real name,” and he would answer, “My Latin name is ‘Pelecanus erythrorhynchos,’ but you can call me ‘Pelly.’ Just remember to call me for dinner. That’s some pelican humor.”

And then I ask, “Do you dive from high up into the water to catch fish?”

“Nope,” Pelly would tell me. “Our brown cousins ,who spend a lot of time flying over the ocean do that.

“We don’t because diving in shallow fresh water could get us stuck, beak first, and dirty our white feathers.”

My last question would be, ”Where do you go from here?”

“Mexico or Florida,” he’d say, “I have to go now. I see a cute girl pelican waving her wings at me.”

Later, I’d hear him ask the winged cutie, “My name is Pelly. What’s your sign?”

Wofford Heights resident Rod Middleworth, a retired security manager for Pacific Bell, is an instructor for the local AARP Driver Safety Program.

AARP Income Tax preparation Get your income taxes prepared by a trained AARP tax preparer Monday, Tuesday or Thursday from 10:30 a.m. to 3 p.m. at the Lake Isabella Library. For more information, call Judy Rowley at 760-793-0405 or Roland Danielson at 760-379-8389.

Alzheimer's Adult Day Services Program The Alzheimer's Disease Association of Kern County hosts the Adult Day Services Program every Friday from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. at the Lake Isabella Senior Center. The program was developed as a way to care for the frail elderly and persons with a memory loss who shouldn't be left unattended or who enjoy stimulating activities. ADAKC offers a meaningful and safe situation outside of the home for participants and needed relief time for their care givers. The program includes limited physical exercise, fellowship, community involvement, arts and crafts, music, reminiscing, guest entertainers, support services, meals, and is by suggested donation of $20 per day, not required. The program is staffed by caring, trained Respite Coordinators, Program Assistants and volunteers. Call 661-393-8871 for more information.

Help bring happiness to hospice patients Optimal Hospice Care is searching for hairstylists, notary publics and pet therapy teams to volunteer a little time and compassion to our hospice patients. Call 661716-4000 or email rfrankhouser@optimalcares.com for more information.

Hatchery seeking Trout Festival volunteers The Kern River Hatchery in Kernville is seeking volunteers to help staff Trout Fest. This free, educational event introduces people to the sport of fishing and responsible angling. Coinciding with the statewide trout opener, Trout Fest takes place on Saturday, April 28. This is the 13th year this event is being held.

The success of Trout Fest is thanks in large part to the volunteers who staff the various activity stations and help with set-up and tear-down. No knowledge of fishing is required. Hands-on activities at the event include the ABCs of fishing, casting, rigging, various art projects, how to clean and cook a fish and educational demonstrations. For more information, contact Saul McGarity, at 760-549-3017.

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Calendar, Continued from page 2 Pregnancy Center Potato Bar April 14 The Pregnancy Resource Center is hosting a Baked Potato Bar on April 14, from 4 to 6 p.m. at the Senior Center in Lake Isabella.

There will be raffles and prizes. Tickets for adults are $6, for children under 8, $4. For more information, call 760-906-7755 or 760417-2209.

FHA-HERO car wash April 14 The Kern Valley High FHA-HERO is having a car wash Saturday, April 14 at the Crossroads Minimart/Shell Gas Station from 10:30 a.m. to 2 p.m. Cars are just $5.

Trucks and SUVs are $7. All money raised helps twenty KVHS students attend the four-day FHA-HERO State Leadership Meeting in Fresno. You may contact Michelle Baker, the FHA-HERO advisor and Home Ec teacher, at 760-299-3192 for more information.

Kernville Hazard Reduction meeting April 16 The Kern County Fire Department will be holding Hazard Reduction meetings to discuss with communities the importance of keeping a fire safe community, vegetation management, and the upcoming 2012 fire season. Members of the public are strongly

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Kern River Valley Chamber mixer April 17 Prizes, networking, food and fun are in store at the Kern Valley Golf Course, 9472 Burlando Road, Kernville, Tuesday, April 17 at 6 p.m. For more information contact the Chamber office at 760-379-5236 or mixer coordinator Anna Leon at 661-978-8712.

To include your event in our free Courier Calendar, send the information to us by e-mail or on paper, either in person or by mail (our address is on page 2). Submissions must be received on Tuesday by 1 p.m. in order to make each Friday's issue. Events must be open to the public and if there is any cost, it must be listed. Items submitted for our free Calendar listings may be shortened. Listings are printed in chronological order by event date and space available. Submitted items deemed entirely or mostly business advertising will not be accepted. Some event information gathered from the chambers of commerce, KRVR or www.kernvalley.com.

Friends of the Library Book Corral moving To better serve our Kern River Valley communities, the Friends of the Library Book Corral in Mountain Mesa will be closing on April 28 and moving to the main library located at 7054 Lake Isabella Blvd., Lake Isabella. Periodic book sales will be held in the future. No further book donations will be accepted at the Mountain Mesa facility. All books and media should go to your local library. For further information, call 760-223-3449.

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By Sam Struckhoff PICKS OF THE WEEK: “Mission: Impossible Ghost Protocol” (PG-13) — Tom Cruise returns to his loud and lucrative franchise for a fourth installment, and it has all the intensity of a ticking time-bomb strapped under a speeding convertible careening off an exploding skyscraper full of double agents. Ethan Hunt (Cruise) and his team are blamed for a mission gone wrong and have to go rogue to clear their names and stop the outbreak of another world war.

Brad Bird (“The Incredibles,” “Ratatouille”) makes his directingreal-people debut and delivers the requisite super-cool look, fast pace and gripping action. This time around more lines and screen time are given to the supporting cast (Jeremy Renner, Paula Patton and Simon Pegg), who hold up their end of the deal. The spy genre has grown weak in the post-Bourne era, but M:IGP delivers a laser-guided, rocket-propelled shot of adrenaline.

“The Last Rites of Joe May” — In the West End of Chicago, Joe May (Dennis Farina), an over-thehill hustler, steps out of the hospital to find that everyone thought he was dead. His apartment has been rented to Jenny (Jamie Anne Allman), a single mother with a young daughter, Angelina (Meredith Droeger). While he may be dead to everyone else in his small world, Joe is offered the chance to share the apartment with Jenny. A nonromantic bond forms, and these two new people become the most important relationships in Joe’s life.

It’s up-close character drama that has the right mix of bleakness and warmth. I recognize Farina from

countless supporting roles, but here he’s the centerpiece as a guy who realizes he’s in the last chapters of his life with nothing to show for it but some pride.

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“Shame” — Brandon (Michael Fassbender) is a wealthy bachelor in New York. He is also a sex addict — and not in a goofy “Two and a Half Men” kind of way.

Despite the parade of women that march straight through his apartment, he is locked up, desperate and alone. When his sister (Carey Mulligan) asks to stay with him for a while, Brandon’s walled-off existence comes to light as his life begins to spiral. It’s racy and full of explicit things. It is not a happy sort of movie, but strong performances and an original script make it worth checking out for cinephiles.

“Garbo: The Spy” — This unique and imaginative documentary delves into the story of a Spanish spy who made the D-Day invasion possible, and thus helped win World War II for the Allies.

Code-named Garbo by the Brits, this lone man tricked the Germans into believing that the Normandy invasion was a decoy. He was so good that the Nazis believed him throughout the war, winning him medals from both Axis and Allies.

It’s a mind-blowing story told with style. © 2012 King Features Synd., Inc.

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Reflecting on the Derby Mike Mencarini Kern River Courier Columnist Except for a few weather spasms the 23rd annual fishing derby was a success. The derby awarded $10,000 checks to three lucky anglers and at least 1 $1,000 check was award- Mencarini ed to my fishing and prospecting cohort Jack Bonham also a $100 prize went to "Chalker" our third wheel. A complete prize rundown is listed in this issue of the Courier.

There were many compliments offered by those that fished the derby, mostly about the size and condition of the trout, some remarked on how well the derby was presented.

Congratulations and thanks to all involved in this year's derby.

Now that the 23rd annual fishing derby is history; we can get down to the chore of cleaning up the lakes shoreline. Here is a thought, if you are planning to go fishing or spend some time on the shoreline, take a plastic bag and fill it with trash. I am not saying that there is a lot of left-

over trash but one of the remarks that was passed on to me was there were not enough trash receptacles placed in strategic and busy areas. I might as well relate the other complaint, not having a better word for it, was the severe lack of clean and for that matter, numbers of portable toilets. Ok, I'll say it, if you want happy people at this or any event lots of clean portable toilets along with too many trash containers should be at or near the top of the necessities list. I was unable to spend much time roaming the lake this year, so these remarks are not mine. I guess I'm just that small voice who lives amongst you. This article is not to be taken negatively, but constructively.

The Fish and Game website has changed format and I am unable to access it since my phone doesn't recognize the Java Script version they use.

The bass bite is on the upswing with bass starting to show up in 8 to 10 feet of water with lots of small fish being caught.

If anyone has a picture of that new species of 50 pound trout that has been introduced into our lake please email it to me at the Courier. I will be waiting for it with baited breath.

Mike Mencarini is a Wofford Heights resident and a avid fisherman. For questions or comments you can reach him through the Kern River Courier, office@kern rivercourier.com.

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Recreation information U.S. Forest Service Isabella Lake office: 4875 Ponderosa Drive.

760-379-5646 Kernville office: 105 Whitney Rd. 760-376-3781 (around the corner from the museum) Closed weekends.

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General infomation Kern River Valley Chamber of Commerce 6404 Lake Isabella Blvd.

Lake Isabella (across from Senior Center) Local: 760-379-5236 Toll Free: 866-KRV4FUN Kernville Chamber of Commerce 11447 Kernville Rd. Kernville (corner Sierra Way & Kernville Roads) Local: 760-376-2629 Toll Free: 866-KERNVILLE

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Health Insurance Matters

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late, not them.) Fees are horrible, but better than the alternative.

Once something shows on a credit Part 1: How bureau, it is there for the next seven to get good years. That is a long time for one credit mistake to haunt you!

Second, make sure you have It is very some credit. If you do not have a important to credit card, get one. Make sure it have a good has no annual fee and no monthly credit rating in in fees. Remember, just because you today’s society. have the thing does not mean you To buy a home, a have to use it. Keep it to give yourFreeman car, get a credit self credit history. The same holds card, student true with a car or a computer. Even loan, rental, or even a job these student loans are a good way to days it is very important to build up establish credit. Just make those good credit and more importantly: payments on time. keep it.

Last, don’t However, you over-extend can’t have good “ Once something shows on a yourself. Don’t credit if you credit bureau, it is there for the next let payments don’t know how exceed 50 perto get good cred- seven years.” cent of your net it, so here are some tips.

First and most important is to pay your bills! That is the essence of good credit, paying your bills and paying them on time, every time.

One late credit card, car or house payment and it can really affect how your credit will look for a long while.

Most creditors don’t report you as late to a credit bureau until after you have been delinquent for at least 30 days. They would rather charge you late fees first. Pay them, and catch yourself before the due date the following month. Eat the late fee. (Hey, it was you who was

--Freeman monthly income.

That includes your house, car, and whatever else.

Just make sure you have half of your disposable monthly income set aside for life in general. (You’ve seen the price of gas lately, right?)

Don’t bury yourself in debt. Just have enough to show a positive payment history.

Next column: how to keep good credit.

Matt Freeman is a Realtor with Freeman’s Lakeside Realty (760) 379-5915 or cell 223-0880. His column is not intended to replace legal advice.

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It seems as if everybody who calls me was born in 1947.

Most of the inquiries are related to Medicare. I'll give you some scenarios and if you have questions, you can Thal always call for more information to your specific need.

Richard will be 65 soon. He is working in a small office and plans to continue. His wife is 63. Richard is concerned about her health benefits, as she is covered on his employersponsored health plan. He pays her premium via payroll deduction, and also part of his own. Richard should enroll in Medicare Part A and Part B. If he is collecting Social Security, his Medicare card will automatically come in the mail about three months before his birth month. If he has not applied for retirement benefits, and wants to wait until he is fully vested, he can enroll in Medicare online at www.socialsecurity.gov /medicareOnly. If he wants to get his early retirement benefit and Medicare, he must call Social Security at 1-800-772-1213. Or he can call to enroll in Medicare only.

Richard can drop his group coverage. His wife has her own CalCOBRA benefit, and can remain on the group plan for 36 months or

until Medicare-eligible.

John is not ready to retire from his large company. He gets wonderful employer-paid benefits. John should enroll in Part A benefits only.

When he decides to retire, he can call Social Security and enroll in Medicare. All John needs to do is inform Social Security that he is retiring and state the date. His Part B benefits will then start on the appointed date (first of the month only) and there will be no "late enrollment penalty," providing there is no lapse of insurance coverage of more than 63 days.

Medicare Part D (as in "drug") is optional, but necessary for most people as it is the prescription drug benefit. Social Security and Medicare do not provide this benefit.

You must enroll in your choice of 33 plans available in California direct from the issuing company, online, or with an agent. Failure to sign up when first available to you will incur a Federal penalty if you enroll at a later date. Even if you do not take medication, there are affordable plans you can get.

Next week I will discuss what to do when you get your Medicare Card.

Harry P. Thal, MA, is a licensed insurance broker. He is President of the Kern Association of Health Underwriters and on the National Association of Health Underwriters Medicare Advisory Board. He may be reached at 760-376-2100, e-mail harrythal@aol.com or visit him on the web at www.harrythal. com

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Salome’s Stars ARIES (Mar. 21 to Apr. 19) You love to be surrounded by flocks of admirers. But be careful that someone doesn’t take his or her admiration too far. Use your persuasive skills to let him or her down easily.

TAURUS (Apr. 20 to May 20) This is a good time to set far-reaching goals and connecting with new contacts. Aspects also favor strengthening old relationships — personal and/or professional.

GEMINI (May 21 to June 20) A personal disappointment should be viewed as a valuable learning experience. Go over what went wrong and see where a change in tactics might have led to a more positive outcome.

CANCER (June 21 to July 22) Don’t leave projects unfinished or personal obligations unresolved, or you might find yourself tripping over all those loose ends later on.

LEO (July 23 to Aug. 22) Expect a challenge to the usual way you do things. Although you might prefer the tried-and-true, once you take a good look at this new idea, you might feel more receptive to it.

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LIBRA (Sept. 23 to Oct. 22) There still might be some communication problems in the workplace, but they should be resolved soon. Meanwhile, that “tip” from a friend should be checked out.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23 to Nov. 21) A new relationship appears to need more from you than you might be willing to give right now. Resist making promises you might not be able to keep.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22 to Dec. 21) That restless feeling encourages you to gallop off into a new venture. But remember to keep hold of the reins so you can switch paths when necessary.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22 to Jan. 19) A demanding work schedule keeps you from kicking up your heels. But playtime beckons by the week’s end. Have fun. You earned it.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20 to Feb. 18) You’re beginning to come out from under those heavy responsibilities you took on. Use this time to enjoy some much-deserved fun with people close to you.

PISCES (Feb. 19 to Mar. 20) Before you get swept away by conflicting priorities, take time to come up for air, and reassess the situation. You might be surprised by what you’ll find. © 2012 King Features Synd., Inc.

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1. In 2011, Minnesota’s Francisco Liriano became the fifth pitcher from the Dominican Republic to toss a no-hitter. Name three of the other four who did it.

2. Alex Rodriguez holds the record for most home runs by a third baseman for a season (52).

Which two players tied for the second-highest mark?

3. Tom Landry was the first head coach of the Dallas Cowboys and stayed in that position for 29 years. How many head coaches has Dallas had since?

4. Entering the 2011-12 season, how many times had the Marquette men’s basketball team been in the Final Four?

Answers: 1. Juan Marichal (1963), Ramon Martinez (1995), Jose Jimenez (1999) and Ubaldo Jimenez (2010).

2. Mike Schmidt and Adrian Beltre, with 48 each.

3. Seven — Jimmy Johnson, Barry Switzer, Chan Gailey, Dave Campo, Bill Parcells, Wade Phillips and Jason Garrett.

4. Three times — 1974, 1977 and 2003.

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Kern River Courier Legal Notices FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT Fictitious Business Name(s) DBA #1: Athena's Greek Café and Bakery (2012 - B1483) Street address of principal place of business: 9612 Flushing Quail Road, Suite 202, Bakersfield, CA 93312. Mailing address of business: 9612 Flushing Quail Road, Suite 202, Bakersfield, CA 93312. REGISTRANTS: Elias Skapinakis, 11400 Sangrado Drive, Bakersfield, CA 93311 and Leticia Skapinakis, 11400 Sangrado Drive, Bakersfield, CA 93311. B - General Partnership. Date the business commenced: 00/00/0000.

Notice: In accordance with subdivision (a) of Section 17920, a fictitious name statement generally expires at the end of five years from the date on which it was filed in the office of the County Clerk, except, as provided in subdivision (b) of Section 17920, where it expires 40 days after any change in the facts set forth in the statement pursuant to Section 17913 other than a change in the residence address of a registered owner. A new Fictitious Business Name Statement must be filed before the expiration.

The filing of this statement does not of itself authorize the use in this State of a fictitious business name in violation of the rights of another under Federal, State or Common Law (see Section 14411 et seq., Business and Professions Code). Signed: Leticia Skapinakis. This statement filed on 03/07/2012. Expires 03/07/2017.

ANN K. BARNETT, AuditorController-County Clerk.

By J. Trujillo. Published by the Kern River Courier March 16, 23, 30 and April 6, 2012.

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT Fictitious Business Name(s) DBA #1: Lord's Little Learners Child Care (2012 - B1328) Street address of principal place of business: 3428 Gemstone Avenue, Rosamond, CA 93560. Mailing address of business: 3428 Gemstone Avenue, Rosamond, CA 93560. REGISTRANT: Jennifer Fabara, 3428 Gemstone Avenue, Rosamond, CA 93560. A - Individual.

Date the business commenced: 00/00/0000. Notice: In accordance with subdivision (a) of Section 17920, a fictitious name statement generally expires at the end of five years from the date on which it was filed in the office of the County Clerk, except, as provided in subdivision (b) of Section 17920, where it expires 40 days after any change in the facts set forth in the statement pursuant to Section 17913 other than a change in the residence address of a registered owner. A new Fictitious Business Name Statement must be filed before the expiration.

The filing of this statement does not of itself authorize the use in this State of a fictitious business name in violation of the rights of another under Federal, State or Common Law (see Section 14411 et seq., Business and Professions Code). Signed: Jennifer Fabara. This statement filed on 02/29/2012. Expires 02/29/2017.

ANN K. BARNETT, AuditorController-County Clerk.

By J. Trujillo. Published by the Kern River Courier March 16, 23, 30 and April 6, 2012.

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT Fictitious Business Name(s) DBA #1: Ogden Enterprises (2012 - B1313) Street address of principal place of business: 10201 Lone Butte Road,

Mojave, CA 93501. Mailing address of business: 5122 West Ave. K-10, Quartz Hill, CA 93536.

REGISTRANT: Paul Ogden, 5122 West Ave. K-10, Quartz Hill, CA 93536. A Individual. Date the business commenced: 06/01/1995. Notice: In accordance with subdivision (a) of Section 17920, a fictitious name statement generally expires at the end of five years from the date on which it was filed in the office of the County Clerk, except, as provided in subdivision (b) of Section 17920, where it expires 40 days after any change in the facts set forth in the statement pursuant to Section 17913 other than a change in the residence address of a registered owner. A new Fictitious Business Name Statement must be filed before the expiration. The filing of this statement does not of itself authorize the use in this State of a fictitious business name in violation of the rights of another under Federal, State or Common Law (see Section 14411 et seq., Business and Professions Code). Signed: Paul Ogden. This statement filed on 02/28/2012. Expires 02/28/2017.

ANN K. BARNETT, AuditorController-County Clerk.

By J. Trujillo. Published by the Kern River Courier March 16, 23, 30 and April 6, 2012.

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT Fictitious Business Name(s) DBA #1: D.L.M. Welding (2012 - B1545) Street address of principal place of business: 3616 Timberline Street, Bakersfield, CA 93308. Mailing address of business: P.O. Box 80026, Bakersfield, CA 93380.

REGISTRANT: David Millard, 3616 Timberline Street, Bakersfield, CA 93308 . A - Individual. Date the business commenced: 05/01/1998.

Notice: In accordance with subdivision (a) of Section 17920, a fictitious name statement generally expires at the end of five years from the date on which it was filed in the office of the County Clerk, except, as provided in subdivision (b) of Section 17920, where it expires 40 days after any change in the facts set forth in the statement pursuant to Section 17913 other than a change in the residence address of a registered owner. A new Fictitious Business Name Statement must be filed before the expiration.

The filing of this statement does not of itself authorize the use in this State of a fictitious business name in violation of the rights of another under Federal, State or Common Law (see Section 14411 et seq., Business and Professions Code). Signed: David Millard. This statement filed on 03/09/2012. Expires 03/09/2017.

ANN K. BARNETT, AuditorController-County Clerk. By K. Lopez. Published by the Kern River Courier March 23, 30, April 6 and 13, 2012.

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT Fictitious Business Name(s) DBA #1: Fitness Zone (2012 - B1681) Street address of principal place of business: 20601 Highway 202, Suite A101, Tehachapi, CA 93561.

Mailing address of business: 20601 Highway 202, Suite A101, Tehachapi, CA 93561.

REGISTRANT: David Nehorai, 19405 Lookout Place, Tehachapi, CA 93561 . A - Individual.

Date the business commenced: 03/01/2007. Notice: In accordance with subdivision (a) of Section 17920,

a fictitious name statement generally expires at the end of five years from the date on which it was filed in the office of the County Clerk, except, as provided in subdivision (b) of Section 17920, where it expires 40 days after any change in the facts set forth in the statement pursuant to Section 17913 other than a change in the residence address of a registered owner. A new Fictitious Business Name Statement must be filed before the expiration.

The filing of this statement does not of itself authorize the use in this State of a fictitious business name in violation of the rights of another under Federal, State or Common Law (see Section 14411 et seq., Business and Professions Code). Signed: David Nehorai. This statement filed on 03/15/2012.

Expires 03/15/2017.

ANN K. BARNETT, AuditorController-County Clerk.

By J. Trujillo. Published by the Kern River Courier March 23, 30, April 6 and 13, 2012.

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT Fictitious Business Name(s) DBA #1: 3M Motorsports (2012 - B1544) Street address of principal place of business: 3616 Timberline Street, Bakersfield, CA 93308. Mailing address of business: P.O. Box 80026, Bakersfield, CA 93380.

REGISTRANT: David Millard, 3616 Timberline Street, Bakersfield, CA 93308 .

A Individual. Date the business commenced: 03/15/2007. Notice: In accordance with subdivision (a) of Section 17920, a fictitious name statement generally expires at the end of five years from the date on which it was filed in the office of the County Clerk, except, as provided in subdivision (b) of Section 17920, where it expires 40 days after any change in the facts set forth in the statement pursuant to Section 17913 other than a change in the residence address of a registered owner. A new Fictitious Business Name Statement must be filed before the expiration. The filing of this statement does not of itself authorize the use in this State of a fictitious business name in violation of the rights of another under Federal, State or Common Law (see Section 14411 et seq., Business and Professions Code).

Signed: David Millard. This statement filed on 03/09/2012.

Expires 03/09/2017. ANN K. BARNETT, Auditor-Controller-County Clerk. By K. Lopez.

Published by the Kern River Courier March 23, 30, April 6 and 13, 2012.

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT Fictitious Business Name(s) DBA #1: Kern Today (2012 - B1237) Street address of principal place of business: 408 Taylor Street, Bakersfield, CA 93309. Mailing address of business: 408 Taylor Street, #27, Bakersfield, CA 93309. REGISTRANT: Leonardo Adame, 408 Taylor Street, #27, Bakersfield, CA 93309. A - Individual.

Date the business commenced: 09/21/2011. Notice: In accordance with subdivision (a) of Section 17920, a fictitious name statement generally expires at the end of five years from the date on which it was filed in the office of the County Clerk, except, as provided in subdivision (b) of Section 17920, where it expires 40 days after any change in the facts set forth in the statement pursuant to Section 17913 other than a change in the residence address of a registered owner. A new Fictitious Business Name Statement

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The filing of this statement does not of itself authorize the use in this State of a fictitious business name in violation of the rights of another under Federal, State or Common Law (see Section 14411 et seq., Business and Professions Code). Signed: Leonardo Adame. This statement filed on 02/24/2012.

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ANN K. BARNETT, AuditorController-County Clerk.

By J. Trujillo. Published by the Kern River Courier March 23, 30, April 6 and 13, 2012.

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT Fictitious Business Name(s) DBA #1: Intuitive Touch (2012 – B1524) Street address of principal place of business: 523 Snowridge Drive, Bakersfield, CA 93308. Mailing address of business: 523 Snowridge Drive, Bakersfield, CA 93308.

REGISTRANT: Robin Thorley, 523 Snowridge Drive, Bakersfield, CA 93308.

A – Individual. Date the business commenced: 00/00/0000. Notice: In accordance with subdivision (a) of Section 17920, a fictitious name statement generally expires at the end of five years from the date on which it was filed in the office of the County Clerk, except, as provided in subdivision (b) of Section 17920, where it expires 40 days after any change in the facts set forth in the statement pursuant to Section 17913 other than a change in the residence address of a registered owner. A new Fictitious Business Name Statement must be filed before the expiration. The filing of this statement does not of itself authorize the use in this State of a fictitious business name in violation of the rights of another under Federal, State or Common Law (see Section 14411 et seq., Business and Professions Code).

Signed: Robin Thorley. This statement filed on 03/08/2012.

Expires 03/08/2017. ANN K. BARNETT, Auditor-Controller-County Clerk. By M. Dominguez.

Published by the Kern River Courier March 30, April 6, 13 and 20, 2012.

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT Fictitious Business Name(s) DBA #1: Slixbits (2012 – B1324) Street address of principal place of business: 14500 Las Palmas Drive, #36, Bakersfield, CA 93306. Mailing address of business: 14500 Las Palmas Drive, #36, Bakersfield, CA 93306.

REGISTRANT: Brent Houghton, 14500 Las Palmas Drive, #36, Bakersfield, CA 93306. A – Individual. Date the business commenced: 02/20/2012. Notice: In accordance with subdivision (a) of Section 17920, a fictitious name statement generally expires at the end of five years from the date on which it was filed in the office of the County Clerk, except, as provided in subdivi-

sion (b) of Section 17920, where it expires 40 days after any change in the facts set forth in the statement pursuant to Section 17913 other than a change in the residence address of a registered owner. A new Fictitious Business Name Statement must be filed before the expiration. The filing of this statement does not of itself authorize the use in this State of a fictitious business name in violation of the rights of another under Federal, State or Common Law (see Section 14411 et seq., Business and Professions Code). Signed: Brent Houghton. This statement filed on 02/29/2012.

Expires 02/29/2017.

ANN K. BARNETT, AuditorController-County Clerk.

By J. Trujillo. Published by the Kern River Courier March 30, April 6, 13 and 20, 2012.

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT Fictitious Business Name(s) DBA #1: Cynthia Allred Virtual Assistant and Marketing (2012 - B1917) Street address of principal place of business: 393 Woodland Drive, Wofford Heights, CA 93285. Mailing address of business: P.O. Box 573, Wofford Heights, CA 93285. REGISTRANT: Cynthia Allred, 393 Woodland Drive, Wofford Heights, CA 93285. A Individual. Date the business commenced: 00/00/0000.

Notice: In accordance with subdivision (a) of Section 17920, a fictitious name statement generally expires at the end of five years from the date on which it was filed in the office of the County Clerk, except, as provided in subdivision (b) of Section 17920, where it expires 40 days after any change in the facts set forth in the statement pursuant to Section 17913 other than a change in the residence address of a registered owner. A new Fictitious Business Name Statement must be filed before the expiration. The filing of this statement does not of itself authorize the use in this State of a fictitious business name in violation of the rights of another under Federal, State or Common Law (see Section 14411 et seq., Business and Professions Code). Signed: Cynthia Allred.

This statement filed on 03/23/2012.

Expires 03/23/2017.

ANN K. BARNETT, AuditorController-County Clerk.

By J. Trujillo. Published by the Kern River Courier March 30, April 6, 13 and 20, 2012.

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT Fictitious Business Name(s) DBA #1: Mind Body Soul Healing Collective (2012 - B1530) Street address of principal place of business: 221 California Avenue, Bakersfield, CA 93304.

Mailing address of business: 221 California Avenue, Bakersfield, CA 93304.

REGISTRANT: Roberto

Chavez, 1522 Owens Street, Bakersfield, CA 93305.

A Individual. Date the business commenced: 00/00/0000. Notice: In accordance with subdivision (a) of Section 17920, a fictitious name statement generally expires at the end of five years from the date on which it was filed in the office of the County Clerk, except, as provided in subdivision (b) of Section 17920, where it expires 40 days after any change in the facts set forth in the statement pursuant to Section 17913 other than a change in the residence address of a registered owner. A new Fictitious Business Name Statement must be filed before the expiration. The filing of this statement does not of itself authorize the use in this State of a fictitious business name in violation of the rights of another under Federal, State or Common Law (see Section 14411 et seq., Business and Professions Code). Signed: Roberto Chavez. This statement filed on 03/08/2012. Expires 03/08/2017.

ANN K. BARNETT, AuditorController-County Clerk. By D. Jacobo. Published by the Kern River Courier March 30, April 6, 13 and 20, 2012.

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT Fictitious Business Name(s) DBA #1: Pane & Simple Window Cleaning Services (2012 - B1842) Street address of principal place of business: 27321 Nashua Court, Tehachapi, CA 93561. Mailing address of business: 27321 Nashua Court, Tehachapi, CA 93561. REGISTRANTS: Leslie L. Wellman, 27321 Nashua Court, Tehachapi, CA 93561 and Nicole M. Cogley, 27321 Nashua Court, Tehachapi, CA 93561. B - General Partnership. Date the business commenced: 00/00/0000. Notice: In accordance with subdivision (a) of Section 17920, a fictitious name statement generally expires at the end of five years from the date on which it was filed in the office of the County Clerk, except, as provided in subdivision (b) of Section 17920, where it expires 40 days after any change in the facts set forth in the statement pursuant to Section 17913 other than a change in the residence address of a registered owner. A new Fictitious Business Name Statement must be filed before the expiration. The filing of this statement does not of itself authorize the use in this State of a fictitious business name in violation of the rights of another under Federal, State or Common Law (see Section 14411 et seq., Business and Professions Code). Signed: Leslie L. Wellman. This statement filed on 03/21/2012. Expires 03/21/2017.

ANN K. BARNETT, AuditorController-County Clerk. By M. Dominguez. Published by the Kern River Courier April 6, 13, 20 and 27, 2012.

Public Meeting Announcement The Southern California Edison Company announces a public information meeting to be held for the Upper Kern Basin Fishery Resource Enhancement (Trust Fund).

Date: April 16, 2012 Time: 6:00pm - 8:00pm Location: U.S. Forest Service District Office 105 Whitney Road Kernville, CA 93238 Purpose: • Summary and status reports of current projects and funding.

• Discussion of Trust Fund website: Upper Kern Fishery Management • Question/answer session re: Fund status and potential for funding projects • Discussion topics from the floor • Selection of October 2012 public meeting date Proposals and other materials are on file at these public access loctions for public review: Kern River Valley Branch Library 7054 Lake Isabella Blvd.

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Sweeteners gether. More to be desired are they than gold, even much fine gold; sweeter also than honey and drippings of the honeycomb. Psalm 19:910.

The fear of the LORD is the beginning of wisdom; all those who Many health practice it have a good understandconscious notables ing. His praise endures forever! give forth with the Psalm 111:10. The fear of the LORD opinion that the is the beginning of knowledge; fools Semonious only safe sweeteners despise wisdom and instruction. are man-made. My taste in chocoProverbs 1:7. The fear of the LORD late runs to the unsweetened, baking is the beginning of wisdom, and the blocks. Not many share my taste in knowledge of the Holy One is chocolate, but insight. Proverbs maybe more bene9:10. “ a wag of a dog's tail, the purring fit would come The song, of a cat or a smile can sweeten a from pondering "How Sweet It Is sweeteners. How (to Be Loved By disposition.” sweet are your - Semonious You)" (1964) was words to my taste, originally sweeter than recorded by honey to my mouth! Psalm 119:103.

Marvin Gaye. Without reference to It is too bad that fewer and fewer the author's thoughts, the first verse, agree with the Psalmist today. We "I needed the shelter of someone's know that words can be sweet; arms and there you were I needed sweet nothings are often welcome someone to understand my ups and communications. Actions can be downs and there you were," I could sweeter than words; a wag of a pray as a praise to Jesus. We, who dog's tail, the purring of a cat or a think of Jesus as sweetness personismile can sweeten a disposition. fied, agree with God's "house rules," …the fear of the LORD is clean, Exodus 20:4-17. Allow me to "wag a enduring forever; the rules of the tail" or "purr contentedly" with a LORD are true and righteous altosweet taste in my mouth.

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Obituary Phyllis Ash June 14, 1932 - March 27, 2012 Phyllis Ash went to be with her Lord and Savior on March 27, 2012 after a battle with lymphoma. Phyllis was born on June 14, 1932 in Grand Junction, CO. Her parents were Myrna and Sid Lloyd. She was the older sister to her brother Sidney. She attended Palisade High School and played the saxophone in the marching band. She competed in the American Legion Rodeo and was crowned queen. Phyllis worked for the telephone company after graduation from high school, when she met and married James Ash on July 5, 1953 in the Palisade Christian Church. In 1963 Phyllis and Jim moved their family from Colorado to Lake Isabella, CA. Phyllis was active in bowling and community activities and she attended the First Baptist Church of Lake Isabella and served as president of the women's group as well as playing the piano and organ for the services. Phyllis was a loving wife, mother, grandmother, and great-grandmother. In her later years she enjoyed golfing and playing the saxophone in the orchestra and Jazz Tones. She and Jim had been married nearly 59 ears. They traveled the world together and had many fond memories of those times together. Phyllis is survived by her husband, Jim; her children, Patsy and her husband Randy, Becky and her husband Dana, Jim and his wife Melissa, Warren and his wife Shelley; grandchildren Tara, Donnie, Jacob, Matthew, Nathaniel, James, Justin, Meghan and Taylor; great-grandchildren Doug, Noah, Clara and Isaac.

Family and friends are invited to attend a memorial service Saturday, April 14, 10 a.m. at the First Baptist Church, Lake Isabella. In lieu of flowers, please make donations to the First Baptist Church Lake Isabella women's group.

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A sense of the urgent Jack Duitsman, Pastor Father’s Heart Foursquare Church, Kernville “And they said, The Lord has need of him.

- Luke 19:34 Duitsman Days before the Savior would be dragged before the political and religious leaders of the day, and ultimately lifted up on Calvary’s cross; a triumphant parade into Jerusalem took place.

If we didn’t know better, this description of a praise-eliciting descent down the Mount of Olives into Jerusalem’s Eastern Gate could be seen as little more than an a last gasp of what might have been if only...

Yet the place of prominence in the Gospels given to the detail and specifics of this day in the life of Jesus begs to be understood as a powerful part of salvation’s story that holds effective truth able to set our souls free.

There is no wasted motion when understanding perfection and such was the sinless Son of God as He moved among humanity for 33 years. In telling His disciples to fetch a donkey for this occasion, Jesus needed the donkey. Not because He was weary, though He may have been; not because He wanted the adulation of the crowd, although He deserved all praise afforded; and not because He hoped

for a different outcome than the cross. Though who would blame Him if He did.

Jesus was obediently living out what He lived out on every other day of His life: the Father’s purpose.

While you and I may have been distracted by fatigue, self-aggrandizement or wishful thinking, Jesus moved through this day of high drama with an engagement that grasped the moment, but at the same time was not swayed from what He had come to accomplish.

How was Jesus’ approach to life than that which we might experience on a fairly regular basis.

Somewhere in all the hustle and bustle that defines our existence is still the sense of the will of the Father for each of us. Jesus certainly was not experiencing such a state of collapse as He fulfilled the Father’s purpose for His life.

Rather, is the calm assurance that in the midst of life’s movement (and it is often swift), the Eternal One is still speaking of His desire to perfect within us the work that will result in us looking more like His beloved Son Jesus. To live with this sense of “Father, what does this day hold, and what do you desire to work in and through me?” may not change the shape of the tsunami that engulfs us, but it will allow for shaping in us in the midst of whatever is faced. Jesus lived His life in this manner, and the invitation of the Holy Spirit is for us to experience the same.

“Hosanna, blessed is He who comes in the Name of the Lord.”

Valley places of worship Kernville Father’s Heart Foursquare Church Kernville Elementary School, Kernville. Service Sunday 9:30 a.m. 760-223-6704 First Baptist Church of Kernville 46 Valley View Drive, Kernville. Sunday Service 10:45 a.m. 760-376-6403 Kernville United Methodist Church 251 Big Blue Rd., Kernville. Worship Celebration, 9:30 a.m. 760-376-2751 Prince of Peace Lutheran Fellowship Center 44 Big Blue Road, Kernville. Sunday School 9 a.m., Sunday Service 10:30 a.m. 760-417-2014 St. Peter’s Anglican Church 11900 Sierra Way, Kernville. Sunday Service 10:00 a.m. 760-376-6362 St. Sherrian’s Episcopal Church Services held at Kernville United Methodist Church. Sundays 11 a.m.

Wofford Heights Family Life Center Foursquare Church 20 W. Panorama, Wofford Heights. Sunday Service 10:30 a.m. 760-376-6719 New Life Assembly of God 25 Arden Av., Wofford Heights. Sunday Services 9 a.m., 10:30 a.m. & 6 p.m.760-376-6402 St. Jude Catholic Church 86 Nellie Dent Dr., Wofford Heights Sunday Mass 8 a.m. & 10 a.m., Sat. 4 p.m.

(760) 376-2416 Calvary Chapel 125 Sycamore Drive, Wofford Heights. Services: Sun. 10 a.m. and Wed. 6:30 p.m.760-376-8789 Christ Fellowship 80 Evans Road, Wofford Heights. Sunday Service 10:30 a.m.

Lake Isabella First Baptist Church of Lake Isabella 3701 Suhre, Lake Isabella. Sunday Services 8:30 a.m., 11:00 a.m. Sunday School 9:45 a.m.

760-379-5615 Fountain of Christ Church 5101 #A Lake Isabella Blvd, Lake Isabella.

Sunday Service: 9:45 a.m. Wed. 5:30 p.m.

760-417-0793 Landmark Missionary Baptist Church 2741 Mountain View Rd, Lake Isabella. Sunday Services 9:45 a.m. & 5:00 p.m. 760-379-5640 Mt. View Southern Baptist Church 2959 Erskine Creek Rd, Lake Isabella Sunday Services 8:30, 11:15 a.m. & 6:00 p.m.

760-379-4296 Jehovah’s Witnesses Kingdom Hall 1911 Edith Ave., Lake Isabella. 760-379-8672

Shepherd of the Hills Lutheran Church (LCMS) 377 Highway 155, Lake Isabella. Sunday Services 11 a.m. 760-379-2343 Kern Valley Bible Church 3920 Golden Spur, Lake Isabella. Sunday Services 9:30 a.m. and 5:30 p.m. 760-379-5482 Church of the Nazarene 2931 Erskine Creek Rd., Lake Isabella. Sunday Service 10:30 a.m. 760) 379-2062 Highland Chapel United Methodist 5301 Lake Isabella Bl., Lake Isabella. Sunday School & Worship 10:30 a.m. 760-379-2120 Lake Isabella Church of Christ 3711 Golden Spur, Lake Isabella. Worship Sunday 11 a.m. and 5 p.m., Wed. 6 p.m. Bible study Sun. 10 a.m.

Kern River Valley Seventh Day Adventist 3801 Golden Spur, Lake Isabella. Saturday Service 9:30 a.m. 760-379-3206 Kern Valley Pentecostal LightHouse Church 3730 Wagon Wheel Dr., Lake Isabella. Sunday School 9:45 Services 10:45 a.m., 5 p.m. Wed. Service 6 p.m. 760-379-5819

Mt. Mesa Church of Christ Mt. Mesa 6400 Dogwood Av., Mt. Mesa. Sunday Services 9:30 a.m. & 10:30 a.m. 760-379-4792 Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints 6400 Park Av., Mt. Mesa. Sunday Services 10:00 a.m. 760-379-2904 Grace Chapel 12312 Mt. Mesa Rd., Mt. Mesa. Sunday Services 9:45 a.m. 760-379-4093 Christian Assembly 12424 Mountain Mesa Rd., Mt. Mesa. Sunday Services 10:30 a.m. & 6:00 p.m. 760-379-6377 Victory Tabernacle (United Pentecostal) 4324 Birch, Mt. Mesa. Sunday Services 4 p.m.

760-379-6360

Southlake/Weldon Kern Christian Church “The River” 14900 Hwy 178, Southlake. Sunday Services 8:30 a.m. and 10 a.m. 760-378-3780 He Cares Fellowship 16475 Hwy 178, Southlake. Services Sunday 9:30 a.m., Wednesday 6:30 p.m. 760-379-6935 Weldon United Methodist Church 20021 Hwy. 178, Weldon. Sunday Services 9 a.m. and 10:30 a.m. 760-378-2321 Weldon Baptist Church 20674 Highway 178, Weldon. Sunday Services 10 a.m. & 6 p.m. 760-378-4964 Church listings are free. Please contact the Courier office.

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Directly after service, we will have an Easter Celebration "Treasure Hunt " for the children.

Plan to stay and visit for awhile before heading off for a day with the family.

13350 Sierra Way Kernville 760-223-6704

We look forward to having you join us

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6106 Lake Isabella Blvd. Lake Isabella

760-379-3663 Kern River Valley Ministers Association Presents its Annual

ValleyEasterSunriseService Sunday, April 8, 2012 at 6:30 a.m.

You are invited to celebrate with others our risen Christ. The location in the Tillie Creek group camping area presents a beautiful service about the Son of God as we watch the sun rise over our beautiful valley. This annual event draws many of the faithful. You are encouraged to come in remembrance of what our risen Christ did for you.

Location: Driving from the Lake Isabella area take Kernville Road toward Wofford Heights.

As you enter Wofford Heights look for the Tillie Creek Campground entrance and the Easter Sunrise Service sign. Take a right hand turn into Tillie Creek Campground and stay to the right to the group camp area. Driving from the Kernville area drive through Wofford Heights.

As you approach the Post Office look on your left for the Tillie Creek Campground entrance and Easter Sunrise Service sign. Make a left turn into the Tillie Creek Campground entrance, stay right and follow the signs to the group camping area.

We look forward to worshiping with you this Easter Sunday morning < Campground < Wofford Blvd. > < Wofford Heights

Group Camp >

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I just forwarded an add we are using at the Grill Can you incorporate some of the info into your new add for whiskey flat d We also need to mention that we are going to have live music both Satu 6:00 pm to 10:00 pm Provided by Terry Huston Also our hours need to be revised for wint er Our winter time kitchen hours Friday 11:30 am to 8:00 pm Saturday 11:30 am to 9:00 pm Sunday 11:30 am to 7:00 pm We will be open president’s day from 11:30 am to 5:00 pm Bar will stay open until we kick you out Thanx Mike Hill

Our remodel work is done and we are

Open Again

Fine dining among the tall pines, featuring mouth-watering entrees, appetizers, wines and a full bar. Soup of the day, salads, burgers, veggie entrees, seafood, steak, pasta and more.

Please make plans to join us for a intimate evening of delicious food and great friends at the newly remodeled Greenhorn Grill With dinner and drink specials each night!

Remember to please make your reservations as soon as possible.

All Beef used in our meals is Certified Angus Beef Brand Greenhorn Summit

Only eight miles from Wofford Heights!

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Shirley MeadowsW Ski Park illow Alta Sierra Rd. Pine Dr.

Children and youth participating in worship within a powerful Narrative Story

• Chicken • Ribs • Prime Rib • Full Breakfast • Baked Ham • Vegetables • Fruit • Dessert & More!

Tillie Creek Rd.

* Homemade breads, pastries, quiche & other goodies * Fruit * Juices * & Coffee

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On the Greenhorn Mountains. Only eight miles west from Wofford Heights! Follow the signs from Hwy155, Friday: 4:00 to 9:00pm Saturday & Sunday: 11:30am to 9:00pm Sunday: 11:30am to 7:00pm Bar closes at 10:00pm