Kern River Courier December 25, 2009

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Kernville folks protest closure of bank branch Mike Devich Kern River Courier

The small mountain town of Kernville is reeling from the news that the only bank in town, AltaOne Credit Union, plans to close its branch there. The Courier broke the story last week after the company listed the branch closure on its Web site.

Cheryl Borthick, owner and proprietor of Cheryl’s Diner, is upset at the news and is mounting a protest. “(Businessowners) will have to spend an hour driving to the bank and back,” she said. Driving time from Kernville to the closest AltaOne branch in Lake Isabella is more than 20 minutes along a winding mountain road that is sometimes icy or snowy during the winter.

Borthick said, “There are petitions all around the town.” She is hoping a big protest from the community would head off the closure.

In addition, she said that if the AltaOne branch in Kernville closes, “the Lake Isabella branch will be ridiculous” at peak times.

Borthick urges all Kern River Valley customers who will be impacted to call the Ridgecrest AltaOne headquarters or Supervisor Jon McQuiston, or sign the petitions being circulated.

Basketball for kids to start up

Michael Batelaan/Kern River Courier

This photo of a spinning Christmas tree was taken at Christmas Village in Circle Park in Kernville.

The YMCA in Bakersfield wants to start holding a local basketball program for kids 4 to 12 at the Wallace gym in Lake Isabella. Those who would like more information about the YMCA program are urged to call them at (661) 837-8313.

Celebrate New Year armed with quotes Mike Devich Kern River Courier

The New Year, 2010, starts next week.

Pundits throughout the ages have pontificated on the coming of the New Year.

Here is a sampling of their wisdom: "No one ever regarded the First of January with indifference. It is that from which all date their time, and count upon what is left. It is the nativity of our common Adam." -- Charles Lamb "The etiquette question that troubles so many fastidious people on New Year's Day is: How am I ever going to face those people again?" -- Judith Martin (Miss Manners) "Every man should be born again on the first day of January. Start with a fresh page. Take up one hole more in the buckle if necessary, or let down one, according to circumstances; but on the first of January let every man gird himself once more, with his face to the front, and take no interest in the things that were and are past." -Henry Ward Beecher "Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to." -- Bill Vaughn

"Celebratin' New Year's Eve is like eatin' oranges. You got to let go your dignity t' really enjoy 'em." -- Edna Ferber "A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other." -- Author Unknown "The fresh start is always an illusion but a necessary one." -- Eleanor Clark "Ring out the old, ring in the new, Ring, happy bells, across the snow: The year is going, let him go; Ring out the false, ring in the true."

-- Alfred, Lord Tennyson

– Quotes compiled by King Features Syndicate

Lake Isabella’s weekend weather Fri.: Sunny, high 52.

Fri. night: Partly cloudy, low 31.

Sat.: Mostly sunny, high near 57.

Sat. night: Mostly cloudy, low 36.

Sun.: Slight chance rain, high 50.

Sun. night: Mostly cloudy, low 29.

National Weather Service

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See our shopping guide for Kernville and Lake Isabella.

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Giant Sequoia Monument planning process a success.

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Rudolph the Red-

Nosed Reindeer has quite a colorful past.

12 Recycle your Christmas tree If you don’t want to see your old live Christmas ending up as trash, think about taking it to be recycled.

There are 32 dropoff points throughout Kern County, and they will take your tree between Dec. 26 and Jan. 9.

Take your tree to Kissack Bay or to the Kern Valley landfill in Cyrus Canyon. Remember to tarp or cover your load properly.

"New Year's Eve is like every other night; there is no pause in the march of the universe, no breathless moment of silence among created things that the passage of another twelve months may be noted; and yet no man has quite the same thoughts this evening that come with the coming of darkness on other nights." - Hamilton Wright Mabie "An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves." -- Bill Vaughan

Vol. 6 No. 47

The Courier Marketplace classified ad pages bring bargain mania.

Kern River Water Data: Wed. 6 a.m.

Storage, Isabella Reservoir 107,619 acre-ft.

(Pool capacity is 568,075 ac.-ft. at the spillway. Current limit 360,000 ac.-ft.) High point was 250,461 ac-ft. June 3.

Inflow, North Fork of Kern at Kernville 332 cfs (5-hr avg.)

Outflow, Lower Kern 120 cfs Borel Canal flow 90 cfs

Murdoc Douglas/Kern River Courier

Alta Sierra Ski Park will be open during Winter Break. Closed Christmas day.

Data from U.S. Army Corps of Engineers cfs=cubic feet per second 1 cu.ft. = 7.48 U.S. gallons 1 ac.ft.= 325,851 U.S. gal.

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Kern River Courier

Friday, December 25, 2009

The Courier Calendar The choir sings Sunday evening at the Mt. View Baptist Church in Lake Isabella.

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Christmas Eve service Dec. 24 at Kernville Methodist Church Kernville United Methodist Church will have a candlelight service of “Lessons and Carols” on December 24th, Christmas Eve, starting at 6:00 p.m. The choir will also be singing.

Christmas Eve at Shepherd of Hills Thursday, Dec. 24 Christmas Eve Services will be held at 3 p.m. on Dec. 24 at

Regular meetings & activities Fridays

• 9:30 - 11:30 a.m.- TOPS weight loss group, Mt.View Baptist Church, 2959 Erskine Creek Rd., Lake Isabella. 378-3935.

•10-11 a.m.- Grief Support Group, Hoffman Hospice, 6048 Lake Isabella Blvd. 1st and 3rd Fridays. (661) 410-1010.

• 11 a.m. - 2 p.m. - AA, 6407 Lake Isabella Blvd., Lake Isabella.

• 11 a.m.-3p.m.- Lunch at Eagles, open to public, Mt. Mesa., Wed. & Fri. 379-3394 • 5 p.m. - KR Hot Rodders Cruise Night, El Portal II Lake Isabella, 1st Fri. 549-3855 • 8 p.m.- Al-Anon, 80 Evans Rd, Wofford Hts. For families of alcoholics. 376-2410 or 3762066.

Saturdays

• 9:30 a.m. Sequoia Amateur Radio Group, Youth Center, Lake Isabella. Second Sat. • 9-11 a.m.- Otaku-Kai Japanese anime club, Reel Cinema, Wofford Heights. 223-6765.

• 10 a.m.- 3 p.m - Farmer’s Market, Nuui Cunni Ctr, French Gulch. 661-978-8712 • 3 p.m., KRV CB’ers dinner, Sr Ctr., Lake Isabella, canceled as of 12/06/09.

• 5-7 p.m. Dinner at Eagles open to public, Mt. Mesa. Take out orders at 4 p.m. 379-3394 • 7-10 p.m.- Dam Dancers square dancing, 1st Saturday, Senior Center, Lake Isabella.

Sundays

• 9 a.m. to noon - VFW Breakfast, open to the public. 2811 Nugget, Lake Isabella. 379-3877.

Mondays

• 6 a.m. - 1 p.m., M - F, Senior Nutrition, Senior Center, 6407 Lake Isabella Blvd., 3795831.

• 1 p.m. - Kern Valley Democratic Club, Senior Center, third Monday.

• 1 p.m.-2 p.m., Line dance beginner classes, intermediate and advanced follow at the Senior Center. 379-0043.

• 3 p.m. - Kernville Chamber of Commerce meets, board 2nd Mon., general membership 4th Mon. 376-2629.

• 6-9 p.m. KRV Community Orchestra meets at Cerro Coso College, Lake Isabella, Rm G. 376-4461.

• 7 p.m. KRV Art Association meets, 3rd Mon., Senior Center. 379-2844.

• 7 p.m. Havilah Centennial Group meets 1st Mon. at schoolhouse. 379-2636.

• 7:30 p.m.Al-Anon, KRV Hosp Cafe. Help for families & friends of alcoholics. 376-2410 or 376-2066.

Tuesdays

• 6 a.m. - 1 p.m., M - F, Senior Nutrition, Senior Center, 6407 Lake Isabella Blvd., 3795831.

• 9:30-11a.m.- Me & My Friends children’s playgroup, First Baptist Church, Lake Isabella.

379-2556.

• 10 a.m. KRV Garden Group, 2nd Tues.

379-1129.

• 12:30 p.m. Bridge Club, Rod & Gun Club, E. Evans Rd., Wofford Heights. 376-4249.

• 2 p.m. - KRV Cemetery District meeting at cemetery. 2nd Tuesday. Public invited. 3762189. (Dec.’s meeting will be on Dec. 15.)

• 2 p.m. - LI-Bodfish Prop. Owners meet at

Shepherd of the Hills Lutheran Church, located at 377 Hwy 155 behind the Isabella Motel in Lake Isabella.

VFW post offers free and lowcost Christmas dinner Dec. 25 The VFW Post in Lake Isabella behind Bank of America will offer Christmas dinner free to all veterans with proof of service, all others $5 each. Open to the public. Dec. 25

Senior Center. 2nd Tues. (760) 379-1830.

• 7 p.m. - KRV Historical Society meets, Senior Center, Lake Isabella, 4th Tues.

Wednesdays

• 6 a.m. - 1 p.m., M - F, Senior Nutrition, Senior Center, 6407 Lake Isabella Blvd., 3795831.

• 9:30-11 a.m.- Me & My Friends children’s playgroup, Kernville Methodist Church, 3792556.

• 11 a.m.-3p.m.- Lunch at Eagles open to public, Mt. Mesa., Wed. & Fri. 379-3394 • Noon- KRV Chamber of Commerce meeting, Paradise Cove, quarterly. 379-5236.

• 12:30 p.m. - Bridge Club, Eagles Lodge Mt. Mesa, 376-4249.

• 1:30 p.m.- Clan Diggers meet at the Lake Isabella Library. 2nd Wed. 379-2303.

• 3 p.m. - Crystal Meth Anonymous meets at Fountain of Christ Church. 223-0074.

• 3 - 4:30 p.m. Grief Support Group, Optimal Hospice, 6504E L.I. Blvd., 2nd & 4th Wed. • 6 p.m. - Fish & Game Habitat Club meets, 631 E. Evans Rd, Wofford Hts, third Wed. • 6:00 p.m. American Legion, Lake Isabella Sr. Ctr. Veterans Rm., third Wed. 379-5488.

• 7 p.m.-9:30 p.m.- Senior Dance, Senior Center, Lake Isabella dining rm., live band.

• 7 p.m. Al-Anon, 80 Evans Rd. Wofford Hts, 376-2410. For families of alcoholics. 376-2410 or 376-2066.

• 7 p.m. - Elks meet, Wofford Heights Blvd.

Thursdays

• 9 a.m. to noon - Thursday Painters, Community Room, Senior Center, 379-5329.

• 9:30 a.m. - Fire Safe Council, Supervisor McQuiston’s office, Lake Isabella. Third Thurs.

• 9:30 a.m. - Aglow Int’l, Senior Center, Room 1. 2nd Thurs. For women.

• 11:45 a.m. - KRV Woman’s Club meets, Elks Lodge 4th Thurs. (some exceptions).

• Noon, Exchange Club meets, Paradise Cove.

• 1:30 p.m.- Clan Diggers meet at the Lake Isabella Library. 3rd Thurs. 379-2303.

• 5 -7 p.m. - TANF Cultural Night - Native Youth & Community Cultural Ctr French Gulch Campground.

• 5-7 p.m. VFW Taco Thursday, open to public.

379-3877.

• 6 p.m.- Republicans of Kern Valley meet 3rd Thurs. at Odd Fellows Hall. 549-3033.

• 6 p.m. - Rotary Club meets - Golf Course, Kernville. (760) 376-1421.

• 7 p.m.-Sweet Adelines meet-Senior Center, Lake Isabella. Prospective members welcome.

• 7 p.m.- Kern Valley Astronomy Club, museum, Kernville. 3rd Thurs. 376-1291.

Bingo Guide Friday, noon. - Eagles Bingo, Eagles Hall, Mt. Mesa Saturday, noon, South Fork Woman’s Club Bingo, 6488 Fay Ranch Road.

Sunday, 1 p.m. Moose Lodge Bingo, Lake Isabella Blvd.

Wednesday, 1 p.m - Senior Center Bingo, Lake Isabella.

Thursday, Early Bird 12:15-Regular 1 p.m. St. Jude Bingo, Hwy 155 & Nellie Dent Dr., Wofford Hts. This information is sent to the Courier by the groups listed. It is suggested that groups provide a phone number in case interested individuals need more information, or meeting times have changed. All area codes are 760 unless otherwise noted.

from 1 to 4 p.m. Call the post at (760) 379-3877.

Government commodities distributed Tuesday, Dec. 29 Monthly food commodities were distributed on Tuesday, Dec. 22, and will be distributed Dec. 29 to those who fit certain economic guidelines. Dec. 29 at 7 a.m. at Grace Chapel, Mt. Mesa and the Elks Lodge in Wofford Heights.

Whiskey Flat Days kick-off dinner to be held Jan. 8 The Whiskey Flat Days 2010 kick-off dinner will take place on Jan. 8 at Ewing’s on the Kern.

Make your reservations now. Call the Kernville Chamber of Commerce at (760) 376-2629.

Five free “green” films to be screened Sunday, Jan. 10 As part of the all-volunteer Living Green in the Kern River Valley efforts, Kern River Valley Revitalization hosts another series of free green films on Jan. 10 at the Reel Cinema in Wofford Heights.

Films featured: 10 a.m. “Mama Earth: Eco Econ 101;” 10:50 a.m.

“Energy Crossroads;” 11:50 a.m.

“For the Price of a Cup of Coffee;” 12:15 p.m. “The Real Dirt on Farmer John;” and 1:35 p.m. “Acid Test.” 50/50 raffle and door prizes.

Congressman McCarthy’s staff to field questions Jan. 21 In January, a Field Representative for Congressman Kevin McCarthy will hold office hours in Lake Isabella.

Office hours will be held Thursday, Jan, 21 at the Kern Administrative Building - 7050 Lake Isabella Blvd. from 1:30 p.m. to 2:30 p.m. Call Vince Fong at 661-327-3611.

Man and Woman of Year dinner to take place Jan. 25 The Kern River Valley Chamber of Commerce will be honoring their Man and Woman of the Year, Lanny and Cheryl Borthick, on Monday, Jan. 25 at Paradise Cove.

Cocktails at 5:30. Installation of Chamber Officers, dinner, and presentations to follow. Seating is limited. Cost is $23/person. To make reservations, contact Marsha Smith at 760-379-3667, ext 15.

Kernville recreates Old West during Whiskey Flat Days Whiskey Flat Days 2010 festival will take place February 12-15 on President’s Day Weekend.

Kernville will recreate the days when it was called Whiskey Flat, from 1860-64, during the California Gold Rush. Call the Kernville Chamber of Commerce at (760) 376-2629.

“Living Green in the KRV” festival takes place March 17-21 Living Green means to live while making as small a footprint upon the planet as you can. It can save you money, too! Learn all about recycling, composting, ways to save water and electricity, reducing your waste output, and many more tips and business information. It’s free. See krvr.org for more information.

To include your event in the Kern River Courier Calendar, just submit the information to the Courier (our addresses are on page 2) by Tuesday for each Friday’s issue. Events must be open to the public and admission price, if any, must be listed.

Friday, December 25, 2009

Kern River Courier

Things I Have Noticed...

Correction

‘Tis the season for Bah Humbug Rod Middleworth Kern River Courier Columnist

It’s that time of year again. It's the season when I become Scrooge.

My wife loves the season and revels in giving presents, baking cookies, fruitcakes and fudge to our friends and neighbors.

She knows I love her, because in Middleworth spite of my Scroogeness, each year I finally agree to put up the decorations outside and the tree inside. I hate it, but I do it.

I will admit that after the decorations are up that first night, I go out and admire my handiwork.

And I figure that maybe next year I won’t mind doing it again.

But it’s all spoiled every year on the day after Thanksgiving when my two best friends call, inviting me to come see the Christmas decorations they have up and running. Then they ask what would be a good time to drive by my place to see my decorations (which they know aren’t up, and won't be until mid-December.)

In addition to the antics of my so-called friends are the airwaves.

The radio stations start playing Christmas songs and television starts airing Christmas specials in early November. I've noticed that

by December 26 I am ready for commitment to some institution

where I can find piece and quiet, because there is no peace and quiet in December. The stores are crowded and the selection on Dec. 24 (that's when I do my shopping) seems limited to knock-off perfumes, strange cooking utensils, weird pantsuits, ill-fitting sweaters, tie-dye scarves and oddsize slippers. I am almost surly with the overworked clerks as I try to show by hand signals my wife's measurements for a pantsuit. (Which she won’t like, but she’ll pretend she does. She’ll exchange it later for something that fits and something she really likes. I know this and she knows this.)

On Christmas day I unwrap socks, ties, shaving lotion and gloves, mostly things I don't use or want. But there is an upside.

This unwanted stuff often solves my need to buy gifts next year.

Sometimes I can even reuse the wrapping paper and ribbon.

By now you might have guessed that my favorite story is “A Christmas Carol.” In it there's a guy named Ebeneezer that I really identify with. Nevertheless, in spite of my humbug attitude, let me quote Star Trek's Mr. Spock – "Live Long and Prosper."

And add to that “A Merry Christmas and Happy New Year To You All.”

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The 6-month-old pictured on the front page of last week’s Courier was no relation to Skip Knotts, who was holding her at the Nuui Cunni Center; she is the daughter of Matthew Angel and Autumn Forbes.

Her correct name is Zephyra Angel.

Houchin Blood Bank to visit Tuesday, Dec. 29 The Houchin Blood Bank will be at the Veterans/Senior Center on Tuesday, Dec. 29, between 1 and 6 p.m.

• Eat a meal within 5 hours prior to donating. Well balanced meals are essential, containing protein and carbohydrates. • The more fluids you take in before and after donating, the better you will feel. Avoid caffeine - it is dehydrating.

• You should be free from colds, flu, cold sores, or symptoms of any infection for 3 days, and off antibiotics for 3 days.

• You must be at least 17 years old, weigh at least 110 pounds, and provide identification.

For more information, call (661) 327-8541 or 323-4222.

Wofford Heights resident Rod Middleworth, a retired security manager for Pacific Bell, is an instructor for the local AARP Driver Safety Program.

Charlotte L. Ruse

“We Buy Gold & Silver!”

Recycling Makes $’s & Cents @

6429 Lake Isabella Blvd.

Lake Isabella

WEB Recycling

Legal Document Services • Notary

Lake Isabella • Weldon • Kernville

12604 Mt. Mesa Rd. 760-379-5140

In the Post Office Center

Coins & Jewelry 760-379-5200 Adjust • Exchange • Repair

South Fork Transmission (760) 379-8578

Clutches, Differentials, Brakes, Belts & Hoses 5300 Lake Isabella Blvd. Lake Isabella

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• CARPENTRY • PLUMBING • • ELECTRIC • FLOORS • DECKS • COOLERS • FENCES •

5540 #E2 Lake Isabella Blvd. Lake Isabella Located in VON’S Plaza 760-379-4427 Sale & Professional Installation services

Shop DownTown Lake Isabella

Now serving Homemade Soups & $495 Lunch Combos Lake Isabella Blvd.“Next to DMV”

760-379-1792

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FEED BARN GROOMING

Dianne Storm Owner Dog Grooming • Boarding Kennel • Pet Supplies

2100 Edith Street Lake Isabella, CA 760-379-4311

Bob’s Outdoor Power

All your outdoor power needs Small Engine Repair Saw’s, Trimmer, & Mower’s

2713 Fulop Street, Lake Isabella (760) 379-1125

Just off Lake Isabella Blvd., corner of Alta Sierra and Fulop Street.

5129 Lake Isabella Blvd.

760-417-0407

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O’Connor Cues Custom Made Pool & Billiard Cues

Thomas O’Connor oconnorcues.com 760-379-4675 Valley Billiards Sales & Service 818-365-7893

M & N AUTOMOTIVE L.L.C. new Hours: Mon.-Fri. 7am to 5 pm Saturday by appointment We have tires in stock. Check our prices before you drive out of town!

5448 lake isabella Blvd. Lake isabella 760-379-6349 Corner of Erskine Creek & Lake Isabella Blvd.

Adventures K E

Legend Boat Launch Ramps Camp Grounds z Towns

Hospital + Other Features

STATISTICS

Golf Course

M.L. Ludiker Artwork & Design

Airport

Sierra Way

Wofford Heights

Kernville

Mountain 99

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Wofford Heights Park

Tillie Creek Live Oak

North Fork Marina Camp 9

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General Drainage Area 2,093 Square Miles Capacity, Gross Pool 570,000 Acre-Ft. Surface Area, Gross Pool 11,400 Shoreline, Gross Pool 38 miles Length, Gross Pool 9 miles Main Dam Maximum Height 185 Feet Length at Crest 1695 Feet Auxiliary Dam Maximum Height 100 Feet Maximum Length 3,257 Feet Lake Construction Started March 1948 Finished April 1953

County Dump Cyrus Canyon OHV Area Target Range ModelAircraft Controllers Stine Cove Robinson Cove Hanning Flat

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Kern River Valley information Recreation Info U.S. Forest Service

Lake Isabella office: 4875 Ponderosa Dr. (enter from Hwy. 155 just over the hill from Hwy. 178) (760) 379-5646 Kernville Office: 105 Whitney Rd. (around the corner from the museum) (760) 376-3781

Boulder Gulch Hungry Gulch Rich Gulch West Side French Gulch

French Gulch Marina Pioneer Point

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Lake Isabella South Fork Recreation Area

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Old Isabella Rd Auxiliary Dam Engineer Point Paradise Cove LI Visitor Center Kissack Bay Main Dam Hospital

Lake Isabella

General KRV Info

Wildlife Area

Mountain Mesa

Friday, December 25, 2009

Kern River Valley Chamber of Commerce

6404 Lake Isabella Blvd.

Across from Senior Center Local: (760) 379-5236 Toll Free: (866) KRV4FUN

Emergencies - call 911 Kern Valley Substation

Sheriff’s Department and CHP 7050 Lake Isabella Blvd.

(760) 549-2100 Weekdays only, 9 a.m.-5 p.m.

Kern Valley Hospital Kern Valley Healthcare District

McCray and Laurel, Mt. Mesa (760) 379-2681

Kernville Chamber of Commerce South Fork Wildlife Parking Area

Southlake Map courtesy Mike Ludiker www.kernvalley.com

11447 Kernville Rd. Kernville Corner Sierra Way & Kernville Road Local: (760) 376-2629 Toll Free: 866-KERNVILLE

Sponsored by the Airport Cafe at Kern Valley Airport Sierra Way, 4 mi. south of Kernville Rd. Breakfast & Lunch, 7 a.m. - 3 p.m.

Great food 7 days a week

Photo submitted

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Volunteers from Friday Night Friends held their annual Christmas party for the boys at Camp Owen, a Kern County detention facility for boys, on Dec. 18. For some, this event is the only Christmas experience they will have. Volunteers (l-r) Dick Reid, Anneke Koekkoek, Bill and Evi Webb, Beverly Newman, Jeri Horenstein.

This photo shows the volunteers and crew at God’s Storehouse in Weldon.

They gave Christmas food baskets and toys to over 78 families in need this year. All this was made possible through donations from our community. God’s Storehouse is run by Earl and Jackie Cole.

Valley basics The Kern River Valley is a broad valley in the Southern Sierra. The center of the valley is the age-old meeting place of two arms of the Kern River, the southernmost of the mighty Sierra rivers. This junction was chosen for the location of a pair of dams to form a reservoir from the river waters, the purpose of which was to provide flood control and irrigation water for Bakersfield. The reservoir that was formed is called Lake Isabella, or Isabella Lake. Two towns, Kernville and Isabella, had to be moved out of the way during the forming of the lake in the late 1940s and ‘50s. Isabella was moved south and renamed Lake Isabella, and Kernville was moved north.

Wofford Heights is closest to the location of Old Kernville; Old Isabella was near where the Auxiliary Dam is today.

After the dams came in, realization came that although the water in the dam was not ours to keep, we may use it while it’s here. The area was promoted as a recreation destination and as a perfect area for retirement, away from the hustle and bustle of the city. Later on, in the latter half of the 20th century, whitewater rafting became a huge sport here. Recently, the valley has become known as a premier mountain biking area, and a mountain bike manufacturer has relocated here.

Recreation choices in the area are many. Water sports continue to dominate, anything from fishing to water skiing to Jet Skiing to kayaking. Dry land sports vary from dirt biking to hiking to climbing to touring the scenic roads to birding and observing nature at its finest.

If you’re new to the valley, be sure to visit all the towns here. Ringing the lake are Kernville, Wofford Heights, Lake Isabella/Bodfish, and Mt. Mesa. In the South Fork Valley are Southlake, Weldon, and Onyx. Each has its own unique personality and its own story to tell. Leave your big-city ways behind; this is not the city. And we’re kind of proud of that.

—– Kern River Courier

Courier Fishing Report

Crappie and bass are biting Mike Mencarini Kern River Courier Columnist

Trout action remains slow around the lake.

Should pick up “French Gulch any day, and North Fork with the Marinas are prolake elevation ris- ducing limits of good sized craping and the water pie.” temp --Mike cooling to Mencarini the low 50s.

Haven’t seen the usual anglers at the trout hot spots. A good turnout is a good indicator that the trout are bit-

ing. With the increase of river flow, the cemetery area should be heating up.

French Gulch and North Fork Marinas are producing limits of good sized crappie, with some nice catfish mixed in. White and red jigs have been the favorite. The crappie have started developing egg sacs, so the winter spawn is underway.

An L.A. angler reported in that he landed and released two bass, both of them seven pounds, using jigs around the riprap.

Dress warm. Go fishing and please don’t litter.

Mike Mencarini is a Wofford Heights resident and an avid fisherman.

Entertainment K E R N

Friday, December 25, 2009

R I V E R

Couch Theater

Celebrity Extra

Olympics films are classics

Ormond’s been working a while

Previews of new DVDs

by DNA Smith Released the week of Jan. 4: PICKS OF THE WEEK Well, it's 2010, and in a few weeks thousands of athletes from around the world will converge in Canada for the Winter Olympics. To get you in the mood, here are a few of my favorite Winter Olympics films:

match, the U.S. team is considered overwhelming underdogs at the upcoming Winter Olympics. But through great coaching and sheer force of will, Brooks brings the team together to create the biggest upset in sporting history.

"The Cutting Edge" (1992) -- Yeah, I know: Chick flicks about prima donna ice skaters are a dime a dozen, but this one starring Moira Kelly and D.B. Sweeney "Downhill Racer" is actually rather -- Released in 1969, good. Kelly plays director Michael Kate Mosely, a Ritchie's first movie wealthy and contains some of spoiled Olympic the best skiing skater who has a sequences ever capsecond shot at tured on film.

Olympic gold, but Robert Redford goes through partstars (in one of his ners like a stoner first leading roles) goes through as David nachos. Sweeney is Scene from “Cool Runnings” Chappellet, an Doug Dorsey, an ambitious (and injured Olympic often unlikeable) hockey player who skier who will do anything to win the has lost his chance at going pro and gold. Gene Hackman co-stars as the is looking for a new shot at being a long-suffering coach who must not champion. After being paired togethonly try to raise money to support er by her coach, this unlikely duo the underdog American team, but must learn to work with each other if also keep his prima donna skier on a their dreams of finding glory (and short leash. dare I say, LOVE?) are to come true.

"Cool Runnings" -- Seriously, how could I not include this classic 1993 comedy about the real-life 1988 Jamaican bobsled team? John Candy stars as a down-on-his-luck coach who finds a chance at redemption by training a group of guys who had never even seen snow to compete in the Winter Olympics. "Cool Runnings" is funny, heartwarming and most of all, one of Candy's best (and last) films.

"Miracle" (2004) -- Kurt Russell stars as Herb Brooks, the coach of the "Miracle on Ice" U.S. men's hockey team that won the gold at the 1980 Olympics in Lake Placid.

Following a brutal 10-3 loss against the Soviet team in an exhibition

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Jose Cuervo Christmas Cookies Here’s a recipe for Jose Cuervo Christmas Cookies from our cooking columnist, Bodfish Bob: Jose Cuervo Christmas Cookies 1 1 1 1 1 4 1 2 1

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cup of water tsp baking soda cup of sugar tsp salt cup or brown sugar large eggs cup nuts cups of dried fruit bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila

Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl, but then check the Cuervo again, just to be sure it is of the highest quality. Pour one level cup and drink.

Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one peastoon of tugar.

Beat some moore. At this point it really is best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK, so try another cup just in case. Turn off the mix-

erer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chunck in the cup of dried fruit. Pick the frigging fruit up off the floor. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaters just pry it all loose with a drewscriver. Sample the Cuervo again to check for tonsisticity. Next, shift two cups of salt, or something. Who dares a sheet! Check the Jose Cuervo.

Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table slowly. Add a poon of sugar, or somefink - whatever the he ll you can find, it don’t matter anyhows.

Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 390 degrees and try real hard not to fal over. Don't ferget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the dang bowl through the window, finish the Cose Juervo then make sure to put the stove in the wishdasher.

By Cindy Elavsky Q: I was so happy to see one of my favorite actresses, Julia Ormond, as one of the stars in "The Curious Case of Benjamin Button." What else can I see this talented actress in? -- Devon J., Springfield, Ill. A: Julia Ormond, 45, has been working steadily since her breakout in America with 1994's "Legends of the Fall." She followed that up with "First Knight," "Sabrina" and "Smilla's Sense of Snow," and has worked with Hollywood heavyweights like Brad Pitt, Harrison Ford, Anthony Hopkins and Benicio Del Toro, among others.

She had a recurring part in last season's "CSI: NY" as Deputy Inspector Gillian Whitford and is presently filming the movie "Albatross."

You can catch Julia next in the Lifetime Julia Ormond Movie Network film called "The Wronged Man" on Sunday night, Jan. 17. *** Q: Scott Foley was fabulous on a recent episode of "Cougar Town" as Jules' love interest. Please tell me we'll get to see more of him on the show! -- Heather M., Akron, Ohio A: Scott Foley, who most recently portrayed Bob Brown on "The Unit," will be back for two more episodes, beginning on Jan. 6, when "Cougar Town" returns from its winter hiatus. The 37-year-

old actor recently guest-starred on "Law & Order: Special Victims Unit" and had a semi-regular role on "Scrubs" from 2002-09.

Scott and his wife, actress Marika Dominczyk ("I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell"), are expecting their first child. He and the Polish beauty have been married since 2007. Scott was previously married to Jennifer Garner, from 2000-03.

On an interesting side note: Marika's sister, Dagmara ("Running With Scissors"), is also an actress and is married to actor Patrick Wilson ("Hard Candy," "Lakeview Terrace" and "Watchmen"). *** Q: "Mercy," "Three Rivers" and "Trauma" are all tied for first place in my book as the best new shows of the season. I noticed they haven't been on lately. Please tell me they haven't been canceled! -Becky H., via e-mail A: Well, two outta three ain't bad: While CBS has decided to cancel "Three Rivers," the medical dramas "Mercy" and "Trauma" have had full-season orders. They will return following NBC's coverage of the 2010 Winter Olympics. *** Have a question for Cindy? Email her at letters@cindy elavsky. com, or write to her in care of King Features Weekly Service, P.O. Box 536475, Orlando, FL 32853-6475. (c) 2009 King Features Synd., Inc.

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Voices of Faith

Observe Christmas Eve at your local church

They’re not just whims Clarence Semonious, pastor Prince of Peace Lutheran Fellowship, Kernville

How might we understand the meaning of the last promise in Matthew 28:20?

It is the one spoken when “Jesus came and said to them, ‘All authority in heaven and on earth has been given to me. Go therefore and make disciples of all nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father and of the Son and of the Holy Semonious Spirit, teaching them to observe all that I have commanded you. And behold, I am with you always, to the end of the age.’” Matthew 28:18-20.

Recently, when I reached my 70th birthday, I looked up the words of Psalm 90:10, “The years of our life are seventy, or even by reason of strength eighty; yet their span is but toil and trouble; they are soon gone, and we fly away.”

We should all understand that this is not a guarantee of a certain number of years on earth. But I have lived long enough to agree that our lives, “…are soon gone, and we fly away.” The question I had is the part that says, “yet their span is but toil and trouble…” Span is a measure; distance or length of a thing; a length of time being an example. Wording varies across translations, but the implication remains. The word translated span, is in Greek, “ro-hab” and means, according to Strong’s Greek Dictionary, “arrogance, pride, or the object of pride.” Although my life has surely included toil and trouble, it is measured by the vast number of blessings and inter-

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ventions with which God has established that he is, has always and will continue to prove himself faithful to that promise in Matthew 28:20.

Any list of God’s blessings includes those events of which Jesus used to make a point during the Sermon on the Mount. “For he makes his sun rise on the evil and on the good, and sends rain on the just and on the unjust.”

Matthew 5:45. The list includes blessings that I attribute to God’s intervention in my life; as in the common expression, “There, but for the grace of God, go I.” That expression may have begun as a variant of one attributed to John Bradford, in the sixteenth century, alluding to prisoners being led to execution. But with little more than my life experience as proof, I thank God for His interventions which appeared simply as whims.

If it were not explained in Scripture as God’s intervention, might the meeting of Cornelius and Peter be an impulse or quirk? Cornelius, got the idea (as a message from God) to send for Peter. The next day Peter got the idea that God intended that he, “…should not call any person common or unclean. Acts 10:28.

Certainly, such things could fall in the realm of, “Do not neglect to show hospitality to strangers, for thereby some have entertained angels unawares. Hebrews 13:2. In all parts of our lives, “Praise the LORD! Praise God in his sanctuary; praise him in his mighty heavens!” Psalm 150:1.

“Voices of Faith” is a rotating column featuring messages from all churches.

Pastors, please e-mail 400-word messages to office@kernrivercourier.com

Christmas Eve at Shepherd of Hills Lutheran Church Thursday, Dec. 24 Christmas Eve Services will be held at 3 p.m.on Dec. 24 at Shepherd of the Hills Lutheran Church, located at 377 Hwy 155 behind the Isabella Motel in Lake Isabella.

Come and celebrate the birth of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ with us.

Kernville UMC to have candlelight service on Thursday, Dec. 24 Kernville United Methodist Church (located at the corner of Sirretta Street and Big Blue Road) will have a candlelight service of “Lessons and Carols” on December 24th, Christmas Eve, starting at 6:00 p.m.

The choir will also be singing. Please join us on this holiest of evenings to celebrate the birth of our Lord and Savior.

Lighter side of faith The youth director had been trying for months to get the little boy down the street to come to church. Finally after talking to the boy and his mother the boy finally agreed to go, which he did and seemed to enjoy all of the proceedings except as the baptismal service began he ran out the back door and ran all the way home.

His mother asked him why did he run home instead of riding with the youth minister.

The little boy answered, "It's all a racket! They get you there and let you make all those nice things and tell you great stories just to get you relaxed so they can drown you at the end of one of the services!"

Churches of the Valley Kernville First Baptist Church of Kernville 46 Valley View Drive, Kernville Sunday Services — 11 a.m. & 6:30 p.m. 376-6403 Prince of Peace Lutheran Fellowship Center 44 Big Blue Road, Kernville Sunday School 9 a.m.

Sunday Service 10:30 a.m. 417-2014 Kernville Foursquare Church Kernville Chamber of Commerce 11447 Kernville Road Sunday Services 9:30 a.m.

223-6704 Kernville United Methodist Church 251 Big Blue Rd., Kernville Sunday Services 8:30 & 10:30 a.m.

376-2751 St. Peter’s Anglican Church 11900 Sierra Way, Kernville Sunday Service 10:00 a.m. 376-6362 St. Sherrian Episcopal Church Odd Fellows Hall, Kernville Sundays 10 a.m.

Lake Isabella First Baptist Church of Lake Isabella 3701 Suhre, Lake Isabella Sunday Services 8:30 a.m., 11:00 a.m.

Sunday School 9:45 a.m. 379-5615 Fountain of Christ Church 5101 #A Lake Isabella Blvd, Lake Isabella Sunday Service: 9:45 a.m. and 5:30 p.m. Wed. 6 p.m.

417-0793 Landmark Missionary Baptist Church 2741 Mountain View Rd, Lake Isabella Sunday Services 9:45 a.m. & 5:00 p.m.

379-5640 Mt. View Southern Baptist Church 2959 Erskine Creek Rd, Lake Isabella Sunday Services 8:30, 11:15 a.m. & 6:00 p.m.

379-4296 Jehovah’s Witnesses Kingdom Hall 1911 Edith Ave., Lake Isabella (760) 379-8672 Shepherd of the Hills Lutheran Church (LCMS) 377 Highway 155, Lake Isabella Sunday Services 12:00 p.m. 379-2343 Kern Valley Bible Church 3920 Golden Spur, Lake Isabella Sunday Services 9:30 a.m. and 6:30 p.m.

379-5482 Church of the Nazarene 2931 Erskine Creek Rd., Lake Isabella Sunday Service 10:30 a.m. 379-2062 Highland Chapel United Methodist 5301 Lake Isabella Bl., Lake Isabella Sunday School & Worship 9:30 a.m. 379-2120 Lake Isabella Church of Christ 3711 Golden Spur, Lake Isabella Sunday worship 11 a.m. and 5 p.m.

Bible study Sun. 10 a.m., Thurs. 6 p.m.

Kern River Valley Seventh Day Adventist 3801 Golden Spur, Lake Isabella Saturday Service 9:30 a.m. 379-3206 Kern Valley Pentecostal LightHouse Church 3730 Wagon Wheel Dr., Lake Isabella Sunday School 9:45

Services 10:45 a.m. Eve. 5 p.m.

Wed. Service 6 p.m. 379-5819 Mt. Mesa Church of Christ Mt. Mesa 6400 Dogwood Av., Mt. Mesa Sunday Services 9:30 a.m. & 10:30 a.m.

379-4792 Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints 6400 Park Av., Mt. Mesa Sunday Services 10:00 a.m. 379-2904 Grace Chapel 12312 Mt. Mesa Rd., Mt. Mesa Sunday Services 9:45 a.m. 379-4093 Christian Assembly 12424 Mountain Mesa Rd., Mt. Mesa Sunday Services 10:30 a.m. & 6:00 p.m.

379-6377 Victory Tabernacle (United Pentecostal Church) 4324 Birch, Mt. Mesa Sunday Services 4 p.m.

379-6360 Southlake/Weldon Kern Christian Church “The River” 14900 Hwy 178, Southlake Sunday Services 8 a.m. and 10 a.m.

378-3780 Weldon Baptist Church 20674 Highway 178 Sunday Services 10 a.m. & 6 p.m.

378-4964 Weldon United Methodist Church 20021 Hwy. 178, Weldon Sunday Services 9 a.m. and 10:30 a.m.

378-2321 Wofford Heights Family Life Center Foursquare Church Panorama, Wofford Heights Sunday Service 10:30 a.m.

376-6719 New Life Assembly of God 25 Arden Av., Wofford Heights Sunday Services 9 a.m., 10:30 a.m. & 6 p.m.

376-6402 St. Jude Catholic Church 86 Nellie Dent Dr., Wofford Heights Sunday Mass 7 a.m. & 10 a.m., Sat. 4 p.m.

376-2416 Calvary Chapel 125 Sycamore Drive, Wofford Heights Sunday Services 9 & 11 a.m. & 6:30 p.m.

376-8789 Christ Fellowship 80 Evans Road, Wofford Heights Sunday Service 10:30 a.m.

Bible verse of the week “The LORD reigneth, he is clothed with majesty; the LORD is clothed with strength, wherewith he hath girded himself: the world also is stablished, that it cannot be moved.”

Psalm 93

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Health Insurance Matters

Supplements and PPOs are different animals Harry P. Thal Kern River Courier Columnist

Last week we were compaing Medicare Supplements and PPOs. With Medicare and a supplement, the claim goes to Medicare. Typically if your physician orders a test or procedure, it is not second guessed by Medicare, and the claim is paid.

The balance of the bill is forwarded to your supplement, and they pay the balance with no scrutiny. In the PPO, the claim is fully handled by the insurance company's claims department.

While fair, they will challenge procedures. "Why was a full CT scan performed when an x-ray

would have worked?" There is definitely more issues with the PPO. In the Summary of Benefits it states "General: Authorization rules may apply".

There is no such "approval" in the Medicare guidelines.

Lastly, there is changing plans. If you have never been in a Medicare Advantage (MA) plan before (PPO, HMO, PFFS, MSA) then you can try the PPO plan (or any other MA plan) for up to 12 months, and switch back to your supplement on a guaranteed issue basis.

However, if you remain on the plan beyond this time period, you have possibly fewer options.

You will have the option to change to another MA plan between November 15 and December 31 each year - effective January 1. You also will have the option to drop your

MA plan during this annual enrollment period and return to the original Medicare program.

Medicare supplements ask Medical questions and look at your current health as well as your history. They are only required to accept you in certain "guaranteed issue" situations.

Chances are you would not want to go back into a premium-paying situation unless you needed medical care, and that is one situation where you would most likely get a rejection.

So, is it worth changing to save money? My guess is, it depends on your actual ability to pay, not whether you are paying more in premiums each month than getting back in benefits. I have not received any benefits from my homeowners and car insurance plans in many years.

And, fortunately, I have not

needed to use my life insurance.

Health insurance should also be viewed as a safety net. It is there to protect you from financial loss. Whether you break even each year is not a good criteria. In a really good year, I hope you wouldn't need it at all.

Please drive carefully this holiday season, avoid accidents when carving Christmas dinner and try to stay well this New Year. Insurance is there when you need it; don't try it out just to see if it is working. Happy Holidays.

Harry P. Thal, MA, is a licensed insurance broker. He is Past President and President Elect of the Kern Association of Health Underwriters. He may be reached at 760-376-2100, e-mail harrythal@aol.com or visit him on the web at www.harrythal.com

Secondary high blood pressure can caused by kidney artery Paul G. Donohue, M.D. Kern River Courier Syndicated Columnist

DEAR DR. DONOHUE: I am a 42-year-old male who has had high blood pressure for the past two years. I have been on many medicines, but my pressure doesn't go much lower. I don't smoke or drink. No one else in my family has high blood pressure. I am about 25 pounds overweight. My doctor mentioned that I might have secondary high blood pressure. What is that? -- R.B. ANSWER: Ordinary high blood pressure, or hypertension, is essential hypertension -- high blood pressure that comes on its own. Secondary high blood pressure is an elevation of pressure due to another process.

A leading cause of secondary high blood pressure is a narrowed kidney artery. Because of the narrowing, the kidney thinks the body's blood pressure is too low. It begins to turn out large quantities of renin, a kidneymade chemical that raises blood pressure. This kind of high blood pressure is known as renovascular hyperten-

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Adrenal gland tumors, Cushing's disease and a very unusual tumor called a pheochromocytoma are other causes of secondary high blood pressure.

The bright side of secondary high blood pressure is its curability when the "secondary" process is treated.

Your young age and the fact that your pressure doesn't respond to the drugs well are two factors that suggest a secondary process might be going on.

Even though you didn't ask, you can help yourself by losing the extra 25 pounds of weight you carry. Diet and exercise do work. You also can do yourself good by reducing greatly the amount of salt in your diet.

Proof of secondary high blood pressure involves some complicated tests, so don't be surprised if your doctor arranges them for you.

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2009 recap: Giant Sequoia Monument Tina Terrell, Supervisor Sequoia National Forest

2009 was a banner year! We are at a historic junction with the formation of the first Giant Sequoia National Monument Association, a new legacy for decades to come. It is the simple but compelling idea that the creation of a non-profit can be a rite of passage for many to engage in civic life by volunteering, protecting this nation’s natural resources, and impacting future generations.

The basic premise is that people who love the Monument will continue to care for its future.

The Monument A s s o c i a t i o n ’s overarching goal is to increase the public’s enjoyment, and help Terrell market one of the world’s most impressive treasures in the Sierra Nevada. This is a great idea to harness the spirit of volunteerism that already exists and make it a permanent part of the American culture here in California’s Central Valley.

Initially this group formed through the Monument’s collaborative planning efforts for the Giant Sequoia National Monument Management Plan. They began as the Sequoia Monument Recreation Council (SMRC). However, as groups moved through the development phase, their involvement expanded and incorporated as the new nonprofit organization-- the Giant Sequoia National Monument

Association.

On Oct. 29, the Association held their first public meeting in Visalia, to introduce themselves and their mission and begin a public dialogue about their intentions. From this meeting and an earlier meeting with the Sequoia National Forest, they identified five projects and activities as a starting point that balance both resource protection and visitor experiences: Create a Monument handout about ethics; Create a speaker’s bureau about the Monument and the Monument Association; Create a brochure for the Monument Association; Take a larger role to plan MyForest Summit 2010, with a goal to lead this annual event; and Provide guided tours at the popular Trail of 100 Giants Intepretive Trail.

Future projects will be identified in 2010.

I would like to express my gratitude to the newly created Giant Sequoia National Monument Association, all of whom want to give back to the place that have given all of us so much. This organization will make a lasting difference for the Giant Sequoia National Monument for today’s visitors and future generations. Please take the next step in civic life by volunteering, donating and planning to get involved and help this organization evolve, mature, and increase its capacity. We welcome your enthusiasm and engagement!

– Tina Terrell is the Supervisor for the Sequoia National Forest and the Giant Sequoia National Monument

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Recipes for Dummies by Bodfish Bob

California Joe’s Country Living

Traveling comes to mind California Joe Kern River Courier Columnist

*** I just had a phone call from Fred Guapo. He’s been a real estate agent in Eagle Rock for years now. Nice guy. He was with Coldwell Banker.

At one point I was going to sell real estate. I passed everything and could have gotten the license.

But I didn’t stay with it. Story of my life! I’m too nice a guy. Fred Guapo is another nice guy. No killer instinct for making money.

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*** When you’re cooped up in a mountain cabin you start thinking about traveling. I’ve been wanting to go see our nation’s capitol for a long time. Another place I want to get to is Tortuguero Beach. It’s in Costa Rica. It is filled with canals and turtles and looks remarkably like the Kern River Valley. You walk around there at night trying to stay out of turtle holes where seafaring turtles have just buried their babies after a momentous sea journey of thousands of miles. All the buildings are painted white and every building sports a plaque with Puritan-sounding names like “Ezra Clark’s House, 1827.”

Rooms are tidy but you won’t feel you’re settling into luxury. The Windsor chairs may creak when you lean back, and the brass bed may not have been polished recently. But I want to get to Tortuguero beach.

When I lived in Venice I would never go to the beach. Now want to go to the beach. And it’s in another country!

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Generously top burgers with cranberry topping and lettuce.

planning. How many people do you know went into the wrong field?

Know what I like best about the Kern River Valley? It?s not the gorgeous spring or the sleepy summer or the challenging fall. None of those. It’s a certain December winter day at the beginning of the Christmas sea- California Joe son. People are starting to get the holiday fever to shop. I notice my late night radio is starting to address the buyingmania. As soon as Thanksgiving is past we get to the main event – Christmas. And now it’s here.

The sycamore trees have really changed. They were green, now they’re yellow! And the air is crisp and winter is howling outside.

Friday, December 25, 2009

Piute Piute Pump Service Service 760-379-4422

Bodfish Bob’s Dill Pickle Meatloaf

Bodfish Bob's Cranberry Turkey Burgers 1 1/4 lbs ground turkey breast 1 small granny smith apples, finely chopped 1 small white onion, chopped 1/2 cup celery, from the heart of the stalk finely chopped 1/2 cup cranberries, fresh or thawed frozen (not sweetened) 1 tsp poultry seasoning Salt and pepper (to taste) Toppings: 1 cup fat-free mayonnaise or plain fat-free yogurt 1 cup cranberries, fresh or frozen (or 1 cup prepared cranberry Sauce) 1 tbsp Splenda (granular) 1/4 cup water 10 leaves bibb lettuce

Preheat grill. Combine first seven ingredients and form into 5 patties. Cook patties 5 to 6 minutes on each side. Mix cranberries for

1 pound ground beef ½ pound sausage 1 medium onion, chopped ½ cup soft bread crumbs 1 egg, well beaten 1 ½ tsp salt ¼ tsp pepper ½ cup Dill Pickle Juice 1 cup chopped Dill Pickles ¼ cup water 1 tsp Worcestershire sauce ½ cup catsup 2 Tbs granulated sugar 2 to 3 drops Tabasco sauce

Preheat oven to 375 degrees.

Combine beef, sausage, onion, bread crumbs, egg, salt and pepper, pickle juice and ½ cup dill pickles. Shape into loaf and place in a roasting pan. Mix remaining ½ cup dill pickles, water, Worcestershire sauce, catsup, sugar and Tabasco sauce. Mix well and pour over meatloaf. Put meatloaf in oven and bake ½ hour until brown. Baste often with sauce. When brown, turn oven down to 325 degrees and bake for another 45 minutes. Serve hot with remaining sauce.

Visit Bodfish Bob on the Web at www.bodfishbob.com. You can write to him at bodfishbob@hotmail.com

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Collecting

Creative Connection

Perfume has smell of money

Rudolph was born in 1939

Larry Cox Courier Syndicated Columnist

Q: I have a perfume set from the late 1940s manufactured by Bourjois under the name Evening in Paris. The set is unopened and still in its satinlined box. How much do you think it's worth? -- Alice, via email A: I spoke to several perfume-bottle collectors. The fact that your set is still in its original box adds to the value. Evening in Paris products were inexpensive and are fairly common. Most of the sets were marketed in dime and drug stores throughout the 1940s and '50s. I checked eBay to see if sets were available online, and they were. I spotted an Evening in Paris set by Bourjois that eventually sold for $26. Dozens of the individual bottles and powder boxes were selling in the $2 to $10 range. *** Q: I have a collection of old newspaper cartoon strips collected between 1929 and 1950, all original panels by the artists.

Some of the pieces in this collection are inscribed to my dad, John Heck. Due to a water leak about 30 years ago, many of the panels were damaged. If I have them restored, would this lessen their value? -- Jim, Carson City, Nev. A: I have two sources that might be helpful. The National Cartoonist Society is my first pick. The contact

information is 341 North Maitland Ave., Suite 130, Maitland, FL 32741; www.reuben.org; and info@reuben.org. Check out the club's Web site before you contact it.

The Cartoon Research Library at Ohio State University has been involved in restoration for a number of years, and you might also seek help there (http://cartoons.osu.edu/). *** Q: I have a necklace that was given away at the New York World's Fair of 1939. On the back is inscribed "Good Luck from the Kendall Oil Company."

Does it have any value? -- Irene, North Chili, N.Y. A: Millions of premiums were given away during the 1939 World's Fair, and almost without exception, all are collectible. William "Bill" Pieber is a dealer who specializes in memorabilia from most major fairs and expositions, and he can help you. Write to him c/o Best of Times Antiques, 1010 Mallow Drive, Ballwin, MO 63011. *** Write to Larry Cox in care of King Features Weekly Service, P.O. Box 536475, Orlando, FL 32853-6475, or send e-mail to antiquequestions@aol.com. Due to the large volume of mail he receives, Mr. Cox is unable to personally answer all reader questions. Do not send any materials requiring return mail. (c) 2009 King Features Synd., Inc.

Our Valley, Our Earth

Layer shows dinosaur extinction Ron Bolyard Kern River Courier Columnist

Last week I know I left most of you readers puzzling over the picture. Did you realize where the picture was taken? The reader has seen and heard a lot about this canyon in previous articles.

It is the Kern River Canyon north of Ron Bolyard Hockett Peak, looking northward toward Mount Whitney country.

Last week I promised that I would focus upon some recent new ideas that have been hypothesized about how the Kern River Valley was formed.

Most are just slight alterations and additions to the ideas I have exposed to you in the past, while others are very new (hypotheses) and have yet to be studied enough to become theories (which have geological evidence to support the idea.) Geologists are the forensic scientists of the earth.

I have had people inquire about the notorious "KT boundary" that has been discussed many times on the History Channel. Those who have asked me this question also wish to know if we have

the boundary within our valley. My answer is no. Why not, they ask!

Let me first define the KT Boundary for those who have not heard of it (KT is geological shorthand for Cretaceous and Tertiary). The KT Boundary is a layer of very unusual rock that appears at the geologic boundary of the end of the Cretaceous Period and the beginning of the Early Tertiary (a review of my geological column of Sept. 3, 2009 shows this relationship).

This unusual layer was formed by the debris that was spewed around the earth when a theorized asteroid impacted the earth about 65 MYA near the present-day Yucatan Peninsula.

When this layer is studied, worldwide, what is discovered is two very important factors.

1) The abundant presence of the element iridium in the samples, and 2) in the layers above the boundary no dinosaur fossils have been found (the layers below have abundant dinosaur fossils.)

This has been dubbed the Dinosaur Extinction boundary.

Until Next Week ...

Ron Bolyard is a retired geologist and has developed an “acute interest” in the geology of the southern Sierra Nevada since he moved here in 1999.

Donna Louise Fitch Kern River Courier Columnist

Did you know that a store gave birth to Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer?

In 1939, Montgomery Ward, which purchased and gifted children with coloring books for Christmas each year, approached Robert L. May, one of their copywriters who had Donna Fitch a passion for writing children’s stories and limericks, to create a giveaway booklet.

May, often ridiculed for his small, slight build and resulting shyness, drew on his own feelings and experience, along with that of the Ugly Duckling, and his idea formulated of an underdog ostracized by his peers because of a physical abnormality – a glowing red nose. Rudolph came close to being Rollo (too merry) or Reginald (too British) before his name was settled upon. Verse upon verse, line upon line, a series of rhyming couplets began to form his legendary tale.

However, even though May’s four-year-old daughter loved it, May’s boss was concerned about the stigma of drinking that was attached to a shiny red nose, wondering if it perhaps was inappropriate for a Christmas tale. As a result, May grabbed art-depart-

ment friend Denver Gillan, and at Lincoln Park Zoo they set to sketch deer. Gillan’s illustrations set Wards executives’ minds to rest and Rudolph’s approval gave the reindeer his dashing journey into history.

2.4 million copies made it into children’s hands that year.

Wartime printing rationing could not stop this glowing giant, and 6 million copies were printed by the end of 1946. The idea that a liability could become an asset made for a popular story infused with hope.

“Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer” headed for the box office the next year. It was a nineminute feature. But what launched Rudolph to the next level was when May’s brother-inlaw, Johnny Marks, wrote the famous song. Many who did not want to mess with Santa’s accepted legend initially rejected Marks’ song. Nevertheless, when Gene Autry, the famous country singer, wooed the world with his recording, Rudolph’s sleigh took off. The record sold two million copies that year and became one of the best-selling songs of all time.

Creative minds at work brought Rudolph to life.

Merry, merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to you all!

Donna Louise Fitch is a local artist. For questions or comments you can reach her through the Kern River Courier, office@kernrivercourier.com.

10,848 According to the National Newspaper Association, the average community newspaper is read by 2.26 readers in a household.

The Kern River Courier circulates 5,000 copies. There are minimal leftovers, about 100-200 copies. That means at least 4,800 copies are picked up each week.

So ... if 4,800 copies are read by 2.26 readers each, that means that each issue of the Courier is read by 10,848 readers!

17, 356 The NNA also reports that the average reader of a community newspaper picks up and reads the newspaper 1.6 times.

So ... if each of those 10,848 readers reads the Courier 1.6 times, that’s 17,356 times your ad is seen!

Make the smart move. Advertise in the Kern River Courier.

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DWAYNE’S F ENCING Chain Link - Barbed Wire - Vinyl Wood - Custom Gates - Repairs Free Estimates 760-223-1730 Serving the KRV since 1995

LIGHTHOUSE ELECTRIC Quality Work Fair Prices Call Ross (760) 981-3361 License #708148

For Rent

Ray's Painting & Decorating Interior & Exterior Painting Wall Covering Installed and Removed Lic. # C705814 - 760-417-9797 ARCHIE LOGSDON CARPENTRY Decks & Remodeling.

"Craftsmanship and Attention to Detail" (760) 223-6624 losthills@communitymail.net __________________________ GLAS CO. Mfg. - Serving the KRV Custom Table Tops & Mirrors Window Glass / Dual Pane /Retrofit Windows / Aluminum Encls & Doors / Screens / Shower Encls (760) 223-3645 __________________________

HERITAGE CLEANERS in the Von's Shopping Center.

Dry Cleaning, Laundry, Comforters & Leather. MonFri 8:30-5:00 Sat. 9:00-2:00 760-379-4271 KERN VALLEY CATERING Enjoy your next party Let us do the work. Cocktails, hors d'oeuvres or wait staff Call Elaine @ 805-341-5632 or Ann @ 760-223-1509 For your friendly affordable party

Chuck Barbee - Still & Video PHOTOGRAPHY Portraits - Family Events Equestrian - Historical Photo Scanning & Restoration Transfers to DVD & CD 760-376-8784

Lake Isabella - $640/mo (inclds space rent) in quiet 55+ park. 2 bd, 2 ba completely refurbished.

Rent to Own + sec dep & good credit.

Call Joel (760) 379-2092 _________________________ KVHS Grad seeking quiet & clean roommate to share 3bdrm., 2 bath house in good neighborhood near BC. $350 per month, split utilities. Furnished or unfurnished. Call or text Aaron at 760-549-3341 or e-mail apollo112@thestew.net. ___________________________ Wofford Hts - 3bd/2ba re-modeled home in Pala Ranches w/xtra room under house. Mt. views, stove, frig + w/d hookup.

Section 8 ok. $900/mo + security dep.

323-447-9140 or 323-969-8061 _________________________

COCKTAILS AND DANCING 5430 Lake Isabella Blvd.

379-8144 Largest pool table in town!

Lah-De-Dah-Gifts, Collectables, Antiques. “If it’s not here, we don’t have it.” Sewing Center for Sewing Needs. 41 Big Blue Rd. Kernville. Call 376-6704.

For Sale

Pets

GREAT GRANDDAD'S DESK

STOCKING STUFFERS Chihuahua puppies: 2 males & 1 female born 9/19. CKC registered.

White with cream or red spots.

Good bites. Vaccinations UTD, wormed, health guarantee. Pad & crate trained $275-$325.Telephone 760-379-1403 __________________________ German Shorthair Pointer Puppies, AKC, shots, 10 weeks, parents are good hunters & family dogs. $400 ea. Call Eleanor @ 760-793-1592 __________________________

Wofford Hts - Mobile Home Neatest Adult Park in the Valley. 1 bd, completely remodeled. $385/mo, Senior discount.

Apply @ office, 99 Evans Road. _________________________ Lake Isabella - Nice 2 bd. 2 ba house w/large attached garage in nice neighborhood. $800/mo. 1st + $1,000 security. Indoor pets req add'l sec. dep. 760-379-543 _________________________ Kernville - Hi-Ho Mobile Home Park. 2 bd / 2 ba Apts. $595/mo + deposit and utilities.

760-376-2671

Vehicles/Boats

PIANO CLASSES Beginning Piano Classes start Tues. Jan.5, all ages, 7 thru adult, Helen Smoot instructor, 1 hour once a week, $10.00 per class , in Southlake. for info 760-378-3108

Red '98 Bonneville - body & paint fair, low mileage, rebuilt engine still under warranty, well maintained w/repair history. Great ride $3500 obo.

760-379-4675 _________________________ 1987 20' Champion Tournament Bass Boat - w/cover. 175hp Evinrude & Motor Guide 80# thrust. $6000.00 obo.

760-379-1870.

Free

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HORSE MANURE Made Fresh Daily. No *&#@ You load and haul. Call after 6:00 pm 760-379-4860

Seasoned Olive Firewood

Music

Explore the Kern Valley ––S h o p p i n g , D i n i n g , L o d g i n g ––

for sale All reasonable offers considered. Write to: A. Webster 2536 Steenson, Lake Isabella, CA 93240 or Call 760379-2125 for appointment _________________________ 3.5 HP Briggs & Stratton Bobcat Rotary Lawnmower $30 obo. Call after 6:00 pm 760-379-4860 _________________________ Pool Table - 7' Solid oak beauty, Olhausen round legs w/drop pockets, cover, cues & balls.

Local del/setup incl. Great family gift. $1,000 obo.Also have 8' & 9' tables. Call 760-379-4675 or 818-521-2624 _________________________ Heavy Duty Whirlpool Electric washer & propane dryer. Paid $1,150 new for them 14 months ago. Great buy for $395! Call 208-603-8539 - Lake Isabella. _________________________ NEW BEAUTIFUL GUN CABINET $1,200.00 760-376-1038

Hardest/Hottest wood in the Valley - 2 Cords Left

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CRITTER SITTERS ADOPT A RESCUED PET Dogs, Cats & Cute Kittens available now!

Call Jesse for appointment 760-378-3101

Found Small Cute Dog Found On Wed. Dec. 16th Kernville Rodeo Ground Area If it's yours Contact Eileen @ 760-376-2436 KERN RIVER COURIER

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Friday, December 25, 2009

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Obituary notice

Census holding local applications

Norman Willard Hylton June 23, 1926 – Dec. 17, 2009 Norman W. Hylton was born to Horace and Etta Hylton on June 3, 1926 in Garden Grove, Calif. He was raised in Bakersfield and graduated from East Bakersfield High School in 1944. He immediately joined the U.S. Navy, where he served on the USS Sagamon and the USS Tarawa during WWII. Upon his discharge from the Navy in 1946, he went to work for PG&E in the gas division, where he was soon promoted to District Manager. In 1961, he became a Reserve Deputy with the Kern County Sheriff's Dept. After a few years of service, he was promoted to sergeant of the Kern Valley substation until he retired in 1983. Soon after retiring as a sergeant, he went to work part-time as a Coroner Investigator for Kern County.

Norman is preceded in death by his son, Steve Hylton of Bakersfield. He is survived by his loving wife of 51 years, Trudy; son Clay Walker of Kernville; daughters Kellee Scott of Kernville, Erin Blankenship of Bakersfield, and Shanda Hylton of Bakersfield; grandchildren Jon VanRensselaer of Kernville, Amee Smith of Havilah, Steve & David Hylton of Lake Isabella, and three great-grandchildren.

Memorial services were held on Tuesday, Dec. 22, 2009 at the Masonic Lodge in Kernville.

Services entrusted to Sierra Valley Mortuary.

CA Lic.#887779

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Marketplace Continued from page 12 Mobile Homes

Homes for Sale

Lake Isabella - Nice 2bd/2ba dbl wide Mobile Home w/patio & deck + 2 car carport in quiet 55+ park, $25,000 or financing available. 760-379-2092 _________________________ Beautiful Refurbished 1 1/2 bd, 1 ba. mobile home with den + an add on. Quiet park, walk to lake.

Space inclds water/trash, laundry & fish house. $16,500. Owner will carry. Call Gary 760-376-3228

Must See! - Freshly remodeled cabin w/permits to expand on 1/3 acre lot. 102 Hoebeck Bodfish.

Cross street of Columbus. $75,000 obo. 661-428-1108

Space for Rent

Wofford Heights - Sites available in quiet park with lake views, laundry facilities & fish house. $250/mo inclds water & trash.

Call Jody @ 760-376-3228 _________________________ Wofford Heights Mobile / RV Park Great Location! Quiet, mature trees, walk to lake, market, medical, park & theater.

Call Jim @ (760) 376-6316

Land for Sale RESIDENTIAL LOT on Aspen Drive in Bodfish. $25,000. OBO Call (661) 428-1108

40Ft RV Access w/hookups.

Large 2bd. 2ba, Den+Formal lvg, 2-car garage+workshop. Corner lot+cul-de-sac. New roof, Lake view, fireplace + many upgrades.

8331 So. Lake Dr., Southlake. $129,000 (760) 379-7094

Commercial Lake Isabella - 3,600 sq. ft. bldg on approx 3 acres for lease located @ 3615 Suhre Street (corner of Suhre & Hwy 155.) Excellent office space for medical, dental, school, church, or? Terms negotiable.

Call (760) 417-0876 _________________________ COSMETOLOGIST STATION Low Rent - $80 per week.

760-223-1498

Guide/Outfitter WATER BOARDING Fantastic new adventure for thrill seekers everywhere. We’ll have you up and talking about it in no time. Experienced in all aspects of the sport. Prefer terrorists with established record & bad attitude. Recently certified to handle recreation yard at Thomson Prison in Illinois.

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The Rich Pelletreau Gallery is now closed and the log cabin in Wofford Heights in which it was located is now for rent. For information, please call Marcy Hughes at 1-760-417-1953.

Apply now for temporary, part time jobs with the U.S. Census. Census jobs offer $11.75 to 17.00 per hour. Flex hours up to 40/wk. Mileage reimbursement. Work near home. You may qualify if you are 18 or older; have a valid SSN; pass a background check; take a written test; can work up to 40 hours per week in the evening and on weekends.

Place applications Jan. 5 and 19 at Senior Center in Lake Isabella and Jan. 6 at Odd Fellows Hall in Kernville. 10 a.m. and 1 p.m. all three days. www.2010censusjobs.gov 1-866-861-2010

More electric funds available United Way has just provided The Salvation Army, Lake Isabella Service Extension Unit, an additional allotment of funds to assist low income families to pay their Southern California Edison Bills. If you are struggling with paying your Edison bill and are low income, you may be eligible to receive up to $100, paid toward your current Edison Bill through this United Way program. An all-electric household may qualify for up to $200 toward a current bill. This is a one-time opportunity. If you have received assistance in the last 12 month period you are not eligible. To apply you must provide proof of all household income and your complete current Edison bill. Call 760-379-5100, for appointment or just bring your information to 6105 Lake Isabella Blvd.

Monday through Wednesday, between 9 am and 1 pm. The program ends Monday, Dec. 28 or when funds run out. For additional information call 760-379-5100.

Courier Legal Notices STATEMENT OF ABANDONMENT OF USE OF FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME Fictitious Business Name being abandoned: E & J DISCOUNT GENERAL STORE, (2007B1864) Street address of business: 6498 Wofford Boulevard, Wofford Heights, CA 93285; Mailing address of Business; P.O. Box 113, Wofford Heights, CA 93285; REGISTRANTS WHO WISH TO ABANDON THE BUSINESS NAME: Jack Bustamante, 101 Calgary, Wofford Heights, CA 93285 and Elaine Bustamante, 101 Calgary, Wofford Heights, CA 93285; Original FBN Statement Filed on: 03/06/2007. This Statement of Abandonment filed on: 12/02/2009. ANN K. BARNETT, Auditor-ControllerCounty Clerk by G. Meza, Deputy Clerk (34993).

Published by the Kern River Courier December 11, 18, 25, 2009 and January 1, 2010.

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT Fictitious Business Name(s) DBA #1: H & E GENERAL STORE (2009-B7435) Street address of principal place of business: 6498 Wofford Boulevard, Wofford Heights, CA 93285. Mailing address of business: P.O. Box 258, Kernville, CA 93238. REGISTRANTS: Oscar Carmona, 38 Cypress Lane, Wofford Heights, CA 93285 and Susana Toscano, 38 Cypress Lane, Wofford Heights, CA 93285.

H, Co-Partners. Date the business commenced: 00/00/0000.

Notice: In accordance with subdivision (a) of Section 17920, a fictitious name statement generally expires at the end of five years from the date on which it was filed in the office of the County Clerk, except, as provided in subdivision (b) of Section 17920, where it expires 40 days after any change in the facts set forth in the statement pursuant to Section 17913 other than a change in the residence address

of a registered owner. A new Fictitious Business Name Statement must be filed before the expiration. The filing of this statement does not of itself authorize the use in this State of a fictitious business name in violation of the rights of another under Federal, State or Common Law (see Section 14411 et seq., Business and Professions Code) Signed: Oscar Carmona. This statement filed on 12/02/2009. Expires 12/02/2014. ANN K. BARNETT, Auditor-ControllerCounty Clerk. By G. Meza.

Published by the Kern River Courier December 11, 18, 25, 2009 and January 1, 2010.

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT Fictitious Business Name(s) DBA #1: KERN RIVER VACATION TRAILERS (2009-B7259) Street address of principal place of business: 5686 Bronco Road, Pioneertown, CA 92268.

Mailing address of business: P.O. Box 480, Pioneertown, CA 92268. REGISTRANTS: Milo Rose, 5686 Bronco Road, Pioneertown, CA 92268 and Marcie Rose, 5686 Bronco Road, Pioneertown, CA 92268.

I, Husband and Wife. Date the business commenced: 00/00/0000. Notice: In accordance with subdivision (a) of Section 17920, a fictitious name statement generally expires at the end of five years from the date on which it was filed in the office of the County Clerk, except, as provided in subdivision (b) of Section 17920, where it expires 40 days after any change in the facts set forth in the statement pursuant to Section 17913 other than a change in the residence address of a registered owner. A new Fictitious Business Name Statement must be filed before the expiration. The filing of this statement does not of itself authorize the use in this State of a fictitious business name in violation of the rights of another under Federal, State or Common Law (see Section

14411 et seq., Business and Professions Code) Signed: Milo Allen Rose. This statement filed on 11/20/2009.

Expires 11/20/2014. ANN K. BARNETT, AuditorController-County Clerk. By M. Rodriguez. Published by the Kern River Courier December 18 and 25, 2009, January 1 and 8, 2010.

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT Fictitious Business Name(s) DBA #1: PRIMOS LIQUOR AND DELI (2009-B7664) Street address of principal place of business: 13435 Sierra Way, Kernville, CA 93238. Mailing address of business: P.O. Box 1846, Kernville, CA 93238.

REGISTRANTS: Dewayne Holland, 28 Rogers Road, Kernville, CA 93238 and Susan Holland, 28 Rogers Road, Kernville, CA 93238.

I, Husband and Wife. Date the business commenced: 11/01/2004. Notice: In accordance with subdivision (a) of Section 17920, a fictitious name statement generally expires at the end of five years from the date on which it was filed in the office of the County Clerk, except, as provided in subdivision (b) of Section 17920, where it expires 40 days after any change in the facts set forth in the statement pursuant to Section 17913 other than a change in the residence address of a registered owner. A new Fictitious Business Name Statement must be filed before the expiration. The filing of this statement does not of itself authorize the use in this State of a fictitious business name in violation of the rights of another under Federal, State or Common Law (see Section 14411 et seq., Business and Professions Code) Signed: Dewayne Holland. This statement filed on 12/11/2009.

Expires 12/11/2014. ANN K. BARNETT, Auditor-ControllerCounty Clerk. By G. Durward.

Published by the Kern River Courier December 18 and 25, 2009, January 1 and 8, 2010.

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Friday, December 25, 2009

Courier chuckle of the week: “The trouble with jogging is that by the time you realize you're not in shape for it, it's too far to walk back.�

- Franklin Jones

See Page 16 for answers to puzzles

Salome’s Stars ARIES (March 21 to April 19) Events could inspire adventurous Lambs looking to make a major career or personal move. But as always, get all the facts before rushing into a deal or commitment.

TAURUS (April 20 to May 20) What seems to be a great opportunity could cause even usually practical Taureans to ignore their inner caution cues. Best to move carefully to avoid falling into unseen traps.

GEMINI (May 21 to June 20) Need a holiday now that the seasonal festivities are behind you? Good idea. Plan to go to someplace wonderful. You'll return refreshed and ready for a new challenge.

CANCER (June 21 to July 22) Progress continues to be made on that pesky workplace problem.

Meanwhile, don't assume a personal situation will work itself out. Best to get more involved.

LEO (July 23 to August 22) Catnaps are definitely recommended for Leos and Leonas who had been going at a hectic pace over the holidays. Adding relaxation time to your schedule helps.

VIRGO (August 23 to September 22) Sure, some of the friends you made over the holidays might move out of your life. But at least one might show "staying power" with some encouragement.

LIBRA (September 23 to October 22) Encourage family members to join you in supporting a relative

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who could be facing a difficult emotional challenge in the New Year. Showing your love and concern helps keep his or her hopes up.

SCORPIO (October 23 to November 21) While a long-deferred decision suddenly might take on some urgency after news on a related matter, you still need to weigh all factors carefully before deciding one way or the other.

SAGITTARIUS (November 22 to December 21) This is a good time to reassess the earlier plan you made for the New Year. Some elements you felt you could depend on to make it work might no longer carry that assurance.

CAPRICORN (December 22 to January 19) Forming a renewed connection with a former associate is only the first step toward working out your new plans. Be prepared for problems, and deal with them as soon as they arise.

AQUARIUS (January 20 to February 18) A romantic situation that was going smoothly not too long ago might take a new turn. Be honest about your feelings.

PISCES (February 19 to March 20) The wise Pisces (that's you, of course) will make sure everyone knows you plan to keep your options open and listen to all sides of the situation before making decisions.

BORN THIS WEEK: Your honest approach to life and living is always an inspiration for others fortunate enough to know you. (c) 2009 King Features Synd., Inc.

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Trivia Test

By Fifi Rodriguez 1. ANCIENT WORLD: What Greek mathematician came up with the principle of a lever?

2. MOVIES: In what city does a large part of "Interview with the Vampire" take place?

3. LITERATURE: What is meant by an epistolary novel?

4. U.S. STATES: What is Alaska's motto?

5. TELEVISION: In what show was the alien race known as The Borg introduced?

Answers:

1. Archimedes 2. New Orleans 3. Written as a series of documents, like letters 4. North to the future 5. "Star Trek: The Next Generation"

Friday, December 25, 2009

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Kern River Courier

Friday, December 25, 2009

Solutions to Kern River Courier puzzles on 14-15:

Merry Christmas Kern River Valley from Owner Lisa Stephens and the Kern River Motors Staff Mention this ad when purchasing any of these vehicles at the price listed and Santa will give you a $200.00 gas card!

2003 Harley Davidson 100th Anniversary Edition Sportster 883 Cubic Inch, New Z-Style Handlebars, Lowered Rear Shocks, Forward Controls, and much, much, more.

02 Chevrolet Silverado 2500 Only: $4,000.00 HD Diesel Truck (#167730) Auto Check Completed, 6-Sp., New Brakes & Tires, Serviced Too. Many Extras, On Sale for: $16,998.00

3628 Suhre Street Lake Isabella (Next to Crossroads Shell)

760-549-0077 Small Print: All prices plus government fees and taxes, any finance charges, any deal document preparation charge, and any emission

05 Dodge Neon SXT (#190960) Auto Check Completed, 4-Cyl. 2.0L, Auto, Excellent Mileage!! Fully Loaded & comes with a Sm. Extended Warranty Priced to Sell: $6,495.00

99 Toyota Rav-4 Sport Utility (#07052820) Auto Check Completed Automatic, Low, Low Miles (65,231) Excellent Gas Mile; Ready to Drive Home! On Sale: $7,450.00

07 Chevrolet Aveo LS (#780703) Auto Check Completed, Automatic, Excellent Gas Mileage; Super Clean and Ready to take home! On Sale for: $8,250.00

Kern River Motors Offers Extended Warranties. Special Financing, Motorcycle Products and Parts Including Oil and Filters.

Owner: Lisa Stephens Open Monday - Friday 8am - 5pm testing charge, prices good through the end of 2009. We will be closed on Christmas Day & New Years Day.