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New driving laws Jan. 1

Fri.: Partly sunny. High 44.

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Sat.: Mostly sunny, high 47.

If you drive a vehicle in California, make sure you brush up on 2009’s new vehicle laws taking effect next week. Texting while driving will now become illegal. Talking on a cell phone became illegal in July, but texting was not included at the time. Another one of the new laws is AB 2241, which limits the issuance of temporary operating permits to those whose vehicles haven’t yet passed a smog check. The law calls for a $50 fee for a 60-day temporary operating permit (only if the vehicle has been tested at a smog station and failed). More than 80 changes to the Vehicle Code were passed during the 2008 legislative year. Some of the other changes include fee increases to improve air quality, DUI penalties, and a new special interest license plate. Following is an abbreviated summary of the new laws that will take effect Jan. 1. A more comprehensive list appears on the DMV Web site at www.dmv.ca.gov. • DUI Probation License Suspension (AB 1165 Maze) A change in the DUI law creates a new authority for the DMV to suspend the driver’s license for one year under a zero tolerance standard. The new law authorizes law enforcement to issue a notice of suspension and impound the vehicle of a person who is driving with a blood-alcohol concentration of 0.01 percent or greater while on court-ordered postDUI probation. • Motorcycle Definition (AB 2272/Fuentes) This new law changes the definition of a motorcycle, deleting the existing weight limitation of 1500 pounds. It also removes a separate definition for electrically-powered vehicles. This change in law will also allow drivers of fullyenclosed 3-wheeled motor vehicles to use the High Occupancy Vehicle (HOV) lanes. • Unlicensed Car Dealers (AB 2042/Fuentes) This new law allows law enforcement officers to impound vehicles that are being sold by unlicensed dealers.

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Valley weekend weather forecast

Fri. night: Partly cloudy. Low 32.

Sat. night: Partly cloudy, low 32. Sun.: Mostly sunny, high 52. Sun. night: Partly cloudy, low 35. National Weather Service

Shawn Plasch of Hesperia caught a full stringers of beautiful trout.

‘Righteous Kill’ movie should have been made 30 years ago.

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Zoey Sturgis, 2, was visiting her grandparents, Nick and Debra Wiruth of Kernville, when they took her to see Santa on Saturday at Circle Park in Kernville.

Monumental marketing of Giant Sequoias Tina Terrell Supervisor, Sequoia National Forest

(Editor’s note: This is a message from the supervisor of Sequoia National Forest about the marketing of the Giant Sequoia National Monument.) Over the past year, the Sequoia National Forest has embarked on a new initiative to market the Giant Sequoia National Monument. When the monument was established by presidential proclamation in 2000, there was a push from elected officials and the public that the Monument should be marketed and promoted. Many people were interested in how this would occur. Some people wanted to know how would the Forest work with local communities to market tourism to visit giant sequoia groves. Marketing in many places in the government is thought of as a nice buzz word, but what does it mean? Well, to market something means to develop a sustained effort to establish a positive public image about something you provide. What do we provide: a unique environmental, historical, cultural, and geo-

graphical overview into the ecology of giant sequoias and the landscape on which these trees grow. The Monument is a unique area as it has been impacted by humans who live and recreate on these natural settings for hundreds of years. Many people in the community have general knowledge about the giant sequoia trees and the Monument. Whether you've lived here your whole life or just moved here, there are many untold stories and local histories only a few people know. To better market the Monument to the public we serve we will focus on promoting the features including the giant sequoia trees, and the benefits of the recreational

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Ad deadline for Jan. 2 issue already passed For our next issue, cover date Jan. 2, our early ad deadline would have been today, Friday, Dec. 26 instead of our normal Tuesday deadline; but since today is the day after Christmas, the ad deadline for the Jan. 2 issue was pushed back to Tuesday, Dec. 23. We’ll be producing our Jan. 2 issue this weekend, Dec. 27-28. We’re sorry for any inconvenience to our advertisers because of this early deadline, but it was unavoidable. Next week our schedule returns to normal, with our ad deadline day back to Tuesdays. The Kern River Courier wishes a happy holiday season to everyone in the Kern River Valley.

Nuui Cunni surprises the Courier’s arts columnist.

Kern River Water Data: Wed. 6 a.m. Storage, Isabella Reservoir 112, 780 acre-ft. (Pool capacity is 568,075 ac.-ft. at the spillway. Current limit 360,000 ac.-ft.) Peaked at 258,239 ac-ft. June 16. Inflow, North Fork of Kern at Kernville 433 cfs (5-hr avg.) Outflow, Lower Kern 102 cfs Borel Canal flow 70 cfs Data from U.S. Army Corps of Engineers cfs=cubic feet per second 1 cu.ft. = 7.48 U.S. gallons 1 ac.ft.= 325,851 U.S. gal.

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Spotlighting the best of the Kern River Valley Owners/Editors/Publishers Michael Batelaan Mike Devich Contributing Editor Mike Ludiker Contributors/Columnists Jack Bustamante Rod Middleworth Matt Freeman Bodfish Bob Sally Thornburg Debra Rundell Ron Bolyard Donna Fitch California Joe Harry Thal Clarence Semonious Marya Miller Richard Rowe Dona Anderson Photographers Michael Batelaan, Mike Devich, Mike Ludiker Contributing Photographer Murdoc Douglas Ad Production Michael Batelaan, Mike Ludiker Advertising Sales Valerie Minoux Business Office Sara Wakeman Subscription Information The Kern River Courier is published and mailed weekly for $35 per year. Send payment to: Kern River Courier P.O. Box 1145 Wofford Heights, CA 93285 Advertising policies Publisher reserves the right to reject or cancel any advertising at any time. Cancellations or rejection shall not preclude payment on similar advertising previously run. KRV Publishing and the Kern River Courier are not liable for errors in copy or an advertisement beyond the cost of the actual space occupied by the error. Publisher reserves the right to place the word “advertisement” on any ad copy that appears to resemble editorial matter. Submission policies Editorial and photo submissions are welcome and will run at the discretion of the editors. Submissions will only be returned when accompanied by a self-addressed stamped envelope. The editors reserve the right to edit all submissions. The entire contents of the Kern River Courier are copyright ©2008 KRV Publishing. Reproduction in whole or in part is prohibited without prior written consent. All rights reserved. Letters policies Letters to the Editor are run when space permits. They are meant as an open forum for expression. The views expressed in the letters to the editor within this paper are not necessarily the views of this paper, nor those of the staff. Letters to the editor pertaining to local issues and events or those that affect our area are encouraged. Please include your real name, address and phone number for verification. Pen names or incomplete names are not allowed. The Kern River Courier reserves the right to exclude any letter to the editor, or edit its contents for length and prevention of libel, or for other reasons as seen fit by the editors. Letters should not exceed 200 words.

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Whiskey Flat Days takes place in Kernville every President’s Day Weekend. It’s the annual festival during which Kernville returns to its original 1860-64 name, Whiskey Flat, and invites everyone to come and celebrate the Gold Rush days with them. The festival is put on by the Kernville Chamber of Commerce. Kernville has held Whiskey Flat Days every year since the late 1950s. The celebration was started by the Kernville Business Association as a way to bring

Regular meetings and activities Fridays • 9:30 - 11:30 a.m.- TOPS weight loss group, Mt.View Baptist Church, 2959 Erskine Creek Rd., Lake Isabella. 378-3935. • 11 a.m. - 2 p.m. - AA, 6407 Lake Isabella Blvd., Lake Isabella. • 5 p.m. - Kern River Hot Rodders Cruise Night, Circle Park, Kernville, 3rd Fri. • 8 p.m.- Al-Anon, Fellowship Bldg, 80 Evans Rd, Wofford Hts. For families of alcoholics. 376-2410 or 376-2066.

Saturdays • 7:30 to 9:30 a.m., KRV CB’ers Breakfast, Sr Ctr., Lake Isabella • 9:30 a.m. Sequoia Amateur Radio Group, Youth Center, Lake Isabella. Second Sat. • 7-10 p.m.- Dam Dancers square dancing, 1st Saturday, Senior Center, Lake Isabella.

Sundays • 9 a.m. to noon - VFW Breakfast, open to the public. 2811 Nugget, Lake Isabella. 379-3877.

Mondays • 6 a.m. - 1 p.m., M - F, Senior Nutrition, Senior Center, 6407 Lake Isabella Blvd., 379-5831. • 1 p.m. - Kern Valley Democratic Club, Senior Center, third Monday. • 1 p.m.-2 p.m., Line dance beginner classes, intermediate and advanced follow at the Senior Center. 379-0043. • 3 p.m. - Kernville Chamber of Commerce meets, board 2nd Mon., general membership 4th Mon. 376-2629. • 3:30-5 p.m.- Substance Abuse Family Support & Community Education, College Community Services, 2731 Nugget Ave., Lake Isabella. 379-3412. • 6-9 p.m. KRV Community Orchestra meets at Cerro Coso College, Lake Isabella, Rm G. 3764461. • 7 p.m. KRV Art Association meets, 3rd Mon., Senior Center. 379-2844. • 7 p.m. Havilah Centennial Group meets 1st Mon. at schoolhouse. 379-2636. • 7:30 p.m.Al-Anon, KRV Hosp Cafe. Help for families & friends of alcoholics. 376-2410 or 3762066.

Tuesdays • KRV Garden Group, 2nd Tues. 379-6162. • 6 a.m. - 1 p.m., M - F, Senior Nutrition, Senior Center, 6407 Lake Isabella Blvd., 3795831. • 9:30-11a.m.- Me & My Friends children’s playgroup, First Baptist Church, Lake Isabella. 379-2556. • 2 p.m. - KRV Cemetery District meeting at cemtery. 2nd Tuesday. Public invited. 3762189. • 7 p.m. - KRV Historical Society meets, Senior Center, Lake Isabella, 4th Tues.

in vistors during the off-season, and has flourished ever since. Then-local real estate salesperson Lloree Knowles came up with the idea and was the first chairman of the Whiskey Flat Days committee. (Knowles started a newspaper called the Kern Valley News, the first locally-owned newspaper, in 1958.) The late valley historian and well-known author Ardis Manly Walker came up with the name Whiskey Flat Days. A highlight of the celebration is the race for Honorary Mayor of Whiskey Flat. Each year two or more candidates vie for the coveted position. They visit valley establishments just about every day for over a month, selling “bribes.” The one who gets the most bribes and brings in the most money gets to claim the title of honorary mayor. Last year, the grand marshal for the parade was celebrated kayak grandmaster and Kernville resident Tom Johnson. Each year there is a carnival, recreations of Old West life with reenactors, shootouts in the streets (not real ones, hopefully), frog jumps, costume contests, mustache and beard contests, lots of wonderful food, and much more. All this takes place in the bracing winter atmosphere of the Kern River Valley. It’s a treat! For more information, call the Kernville Chamber of Commerce at (760) 376-2629, or visit the Chamber’s Web site at www.kernvillechamber.org.

Wednesdays • 6 a.m. - 1 p.m., M - F, Senior Nutrition, Senior Center, 6407 Lake Isabella Blvd., 379-5831. • 9:30-11 a.m.- Me & My Friends children’s playgroup, United Methodist Church, Kernville, 379-2556. • Noon- KRV Chamber of Commerce lunch meeting, Paradise Cove, 2nd Wednesday. • 1:30 p.m.- Clan Diggers meeting 2nd Wed. at Highland Chapel Methodist Church, Lake Isabella. 3rd Wed. - Workshop same location. • 3 p.m.- Republicans of Kern Valley meet 3rd Wed. 549-3033 for location. • 6 p.m. - Fish & Game Habitat Club meets, 631 E. Evans Rd, Wofford Hts, third Wed. • 6:00 p.m. American Legion, Lake Isabella Sr. Ctr. Veterans Rm., third Wed. 379-5488. • 7 p.m.-9:30 p.m.- Senior Dance, Senior Center, Lake Isabella dining rm., live band. • 7 p.m. Al-Anon, 80 Evans Rd. Wofford Hts, 376-2410. For families of alcoholics. 3762410 or 376-2066. • 7 p.m. - Elks meet, Wofford Heights Blvd.

Thursdays • 9 a.m. to noon - Thursday Painters, Community Room, Senior Center, 379-5329. • 9:30 a.m. - Fire Safe Council, Supervisor McQuiston’s office, Lake Isabella. Third Thurs. • 9:30 a.m. - Aglow Int’l, Senior Center, Room 1. 2nd Thurs. For women. • 11:45 a.m. - KRV Woman’s Club meets, Elks Lodge 4th Thurs. (some exceptions). • Noon, Exchange Club meets, Paradise Cove. • 5 -7 p.m. - TANF Cultural Night - Native Youth & Community Cultural Ctr French Gulch Campground. • 5-7 p.m. VFW Taco Thursday, open to public. 379-3877. • 6 p.m. - Rotary Club meets - Golf Course, Kernville. • 6 p.m. - Wofford Height Community Assoc. meets at Family Life Center, Wofford Heights. 2nd Thurs. 223-1058. • 7 p.m.-Sweet Adelines meet-Senior Center, Lake Isabella. Prospective members welcome. • 7 p.m.- Kern Valley Astronomy Club, museum, Kernville. 3rd Thurs. 376-1291

Bingo Guide Friday, 12:30 p.m. - Eagles Bingo, Eagles Hall, Mt. Mesa Saturday, 12 p.m., South Fork Woman’s Club Bingo, 6488 Fay Ranch Road. Sunday, 1 p.m. Moose Lodge Bingo, Lake Isabella Blvd. Wednesday, 1 p.m - Senior Center Bingo, Lake Isabella. Thursday, Early Bird 12:15-Regular 1 p.m. St. Jude Bingo, Hwy 155 & Nellie Dent Dr., Wofford Hts. This information is sent to the Courier by the groups listed. It is suggested that groups provide a phone number in case interested individuals need more information.

Courier Calendar Whiskey Flat Days organizing meeting Dec. 29 The Kernville Chamber of Commerce’s next Whiskey Flat Days planning meeting will be Dec. 29. It is a potluck. For more information, call the Chamber office at (760) 376-2629. Dam Dancers to hold square dance Jan. 3 The Dam Dancers will be hosting their First Saturday dance on Jan. 3 fro 7 to 10 p.m. at the Senior Center in Lake Isabella. Visitors are welcome. For information call Darlene at (760) 8870977. Annual Christmas Bird Counts Jan. 3, 4 The Christmas Bird Counts this year will be Jan. 3 for the South Fork count and Jan. 4 for the Kern River Valley count. For information on volunteering for this annual event, contact Bob Barnes at (760) 382-1260 or call (760) 378-4278 or (760) 378-2029. Whiskey Flat Days Kick-off Dinner Jan. 9 The Kernville Chamber of Commerce’s 2009 Whiskey Flat Days kick-off dinner will be held at the Elks Lodge on Friday, Jan. 9. Social hour is at 5 p.m., dinner at 6 p.m, followed by the event at 7 p.m. Cost for dinner is $20 (yes, you will be served!) and includes tax and tip. The menu consists of fried chicken, salad, mashed potatoes with gravy, green beans, dinner roll and dessert. Come meet all the candidates (all three) for Honorary Mayor of Whiskey Flat. Seating is limited. Call the Kernville Chamber at (760) 3762629 for reservations. Next organizing meeting for ‘Living Green’ Jan. 10 The schedule of Organizing Committee Meetings for the “Living Green in the KRV” event coming in March is as follows. All meetings are from 1 to 3 p.m. at the Kernville Community Room. Jan.: 10, 24. Feb.: 7, 21. March: 7,1 4, 21.

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Spring 2009 Class Schedule Now Exclusively Online

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Adventures Kern River Valley information

Recreation Info U.S. Forest Service Lake Isabella office: 4875 Ponderosa Dr. (enter from Hwy. 155 just over the hill from Hwy. 178) (760) 379-5646 Kernville Office: 105 Whitney Rd. (around the corner from the museum) (760) 376-3781 (760) 379-5236

General KRV Info Kernville Chamber of Commerce 11447 Kernville Rd. Kernville Corner Sierra Way & Kernville Road Toll Free: 866-KERNVILLE Local: (760) 376-2629

Kern River Valley Chamber of Commerce 6404 Lake Isabella Blvd. Across from Senior Center

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Airport Wofford Heights Park

General Drainage Area 2,093 Square Miles Capacity, Gross Pool 570,000 Acre-Ft. Surface Area, Gross Pool 11,400 Shoreline, Gross Pool 38 miles Length, Gross Pool 9 miles Main Dam Maximum Height 185 Feet Length at Crest 1695 Feet Auxiliary Dam Maximum Height 100 Feet Maximum Length 3,257 Feet Lake Construction Started March 1948 Finished April 1953

County Dump Cyrus Canyon OHV Area Target Range ModelAircraft Controllers Stine Cove Robinson Cove Hanning Flat

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Couch Theater ‘Righteous Kill’ old and tired Previews of new DVDs By DNA Smith PICK OF THE WEEK "Pineapple Express" -- I'm usually not a fan of stoner movies. I liked Cheech and Chong's "Up in Smoke" and "Cheech and Chong's Next Movie," and more recently Rogan and Franco "Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle," but that's about it. I think the reason I don't go for the stoner humor is because most stoner movies are funny only to audiences who are already stoned. And let's face it, it doesn't take much to make a stoner laugh. A french fry can provide hours of hilarity. "Pineapple Express" is one of those rare pot pictures that is funny to audiences who aren't ripped on the wacky tabacky. It stars Seth Rogan and James Franco as two lovable potheads who get mixed up in a mob war after Rogan's character witnesses a murder of an Asian gangster by a mobster and a crooked cop (Gary Cole and Rosie Perez). The script is hilarious, the acting is better than you'd expect from a movie like this, and the action scenes are well-executed. Definitely worth a look.

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DOGS OF THE WEEK "Babylon A.D." -- This is perhaps the worst science-fiction movie ever made that doesn't have Uwe Boll's name attached to it. French director Mathieu Kassovitz's dystopian tale of a genetically manipulated "messiah" is a convoluted, plodding mishmash of "Blade Runner" and "Children of Men." This movie was hacked up so badly in the editing room by the studio that Kassovitz publicly denounced the film. This isn't even one of those movies that's so bad it's good. It's just plain awful. "Righteous Kill" -- The big hoo-hah hype about this movie was that it was the Robert De Niro/Al Pacino movie that fans have been awaiting for some 30 years. Sadly, it should have been made 30 years ago. After more than a decade of phoning it in, De Niro and Pacino look old, tired and bored -- just like the audiences who got suckered into seeing this stinker in the theaters. TV SERIES "Battlestar Galactica" Season 4.0 "The Tudors" Season 2 "Duckman" Four-Season Pack "Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations" Collection 3 "Secret Diary of a Call Girl" "The Waltons" The Complete Eighth Season "Frisky Dingo" Season 2 "Mannix" The Second Season "Transformers" Season Two

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hotel and was always being visited by her brother and his girlfriend. -- Carla M. in Oklahoma A: The show you are referring to is called "Whoopi," and it aired on NBC from September 2003 through April 2004. Whoopi starred as Mavis Rae, a member of a defunct one-hitwonder group called The Ebony Blackbirds. The crux of the show centered around the events and people who visited Mavis' hotel, the Lamont Hotel in New York City, including her brother, Courtney, and his girlfriend, Rita. The show did not do very well, mainly because of its offcolor humor and criticism of President George W. Bush and his policies. Whoopi can now be seen as one of the panelists on "The View," where her edgy political and cultural commentary is welcomed and appreciated.

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Health Tips from the Mayo Clinic

Holidays can be SAD Less daylight during the fall and winter causes depression in some people. Other factors contributing to seasonal affective disorder (SAD) may include genetics and age. We know that neurochemicals are involved in the regulation of our mood and functioning. People with SAD produce too much melatonin. This disrupts our internal body clock leading to depressive symptoms. If you have had episodes of depression that clearly have an onset in fall or winter followed by remission of symptoms in the spring or summer, you may have SAD. Medications or light therapy (phototherapy) can be used to treat SAD. The light purchased

should have information on exactly how to use the light effectively. The distance you sit from the light will range from about 12-18 inches. The light will not emit damaging UV rays. Speak with your health care provider if you think you may have SAD. Treatment is available. There are possible side effects, such as eye strain and headaches. Typically, light therapy is done in the morning, as it can cause insomnia if done too late in the day. If you struggle with bipolar, a hypomanic or manic episode can be triggered by light therapy, so should be used with extreme caution.

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The Clandiggers Genealogical Society shows Peggy Hickey, Lake Isabella Library branch supervisor, an example of books donated by the club to the library. Members shown are Helen Taylor, Raona Pearl, Eunice Corn, Joanne Luntz, Cindy Hanson, Larry Luntz, Phil Faulhaber, Marian DeMars and Jim Wilbur.

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opportunities offered to all. Earlier this year, the Forest signed two agreements with the Porterville Chamber of Commerce and the Springville Chamber of Commerce to work with these communities to market and promote the Monument. We also worked with our partner, Three Forest Interpretative Association (3FIA), to develop new polo shirts and a patch using the monument logo. This logo depicts Boole Tree, the largest sequoia on National Forest System lands. These items are for sale at our offices, with a portion of the proceeds going toward educational and interpretative opportunities in the Monument. These marketing products are just one way we want to showcase what the Monument stands for and how we are working with others to promote these unique trees. Some of our other marketing accomplishments in 2008 include: • Showcasing the Monument by drafting a marketing strategy focusing on improved name recognition, signage (having a theme, color scheme, and image), and specific products; • Giving additional name recognition to the monument on our website, in our news releases, in monthly op-ed articles, and at public meetings; • Providing more information at our customer service desks regarding opportunities to recreate in the Monument; • Redesigning the Monument visitor guide into the "Sequoia Traveler." What additional marketing aspects are we looking at to promote the Monument? The Forest is

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Our Valley, Our Earth

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Glaciation covered Sierra Nevada Ron Bolyard Kern River Courier Columnist

The diagram below describes the glaciation that covered a portion of the Sierra Nevada Mountains about 10,000 YA. This ice sheet was not connected to the Canadian Ice Sheet that was shown last week. The snow pack was compacted and recrystallized due Bolyard to the elevation of the Sierra Nevada Mountains, where freezing temperatures were maintained for extended periods of time. It is important for the reader to note that the southern limits of this glaciation is near the headwaters of the Kern River near Hockett Peak. This is shown on the extreme righthand portion of the diagram. Also of interest is the position of the Yosemite Valley and Mount Whitney near the terminus of the ice complex. Some people believe that the ice

sheet covered the Kern River Valley. As can be seen from the above diagram, our valley did not undergo direct glaciation by the Ice Sheet. But, our valley did receive massive amounts of waterborne glacial till deposits when the ice sheet began to recede. There are small remnants of glacial ice in the Sierras. The Palisade Glacier, near Mono Lake, is a small 10,000 year old remnant of the age of the glaciers. Fossils of mammals that lived in our valley during the ice age, have been found in the sparse till deposits around our valley. These tills are difficult to recognize as they are very fine grained due to their being transported for great distances from the glacial sources in the mountains. It is just a matter of time until more mammal fossils will be found within these surface KRV till beds. Until Next Week, Happy New Year!

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Preheat oven to 375F. Coat a large baking sheet with vegetable cooking spray. Combine dry onion soup mix, red pepper flakes, cayenne pepper, cumin, and finely crushed tortilla chips; set aside. Beat together egg and water; set aside. Place chicken breasts between two pieces of plastic wrap and pound to an even 1/2-inch thickness. Cut into 1/2- x 3-inch strips. Dip strips in egg, then into tortilla chip/spice mixture, coating well. Arrange in a single layer on prepared baking dish; drizzle with

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Clear title is vital Matt Freeman Kern River Courier Columnist

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Snow and anticipation Clarence Semonious Pastor of Prince of Peace Lutheran Fellowship

I am not a fan of being in snow. Beyond the fact that it is relatively waterproof, my skin is not equipped to thrive in snow for more than a few minutes. The white stuff is a definite blessing from God for many reasons. One immediate blessing is that I can use it to make a point about Semonious life. The younger set will often go many miles to play in it. Say the phrase, “Daddy, are we there yet?” and others understand how a number of repetitions can grate on nerves. Let me rephrase the first half of 2 Peter 3:9, The Lord Daddy is not slow to fulfill his promise as some count slowness, but is patient toward you…” Unfortunately, Daddy does not have the patience of the Lord. (Check with the Mommy, she will tell you.) The other half of that coin is watching my body lose many of the abilities it once had. With varying details, the symptoms of aging are universal to those blessed with longevity. There seems to be a connection between anticipation and dread here. To use a movie analogy, God’s casting department would naturally cast me in the part of the one who is constantly anticipating or full of dread. It does not matter. Anticipation, dread and this life are all temporary conditions. The common thread is that it matters not if one’s cares stem from an anticipation for

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eternity with God or dread of being judged and found wanting. Satan, the world we live in and our own natural selfishness conspire to distract us from how much trouble God has gone to so that he can adopt us and still be absolutely righteous. This is why is it important to see the words, ”In God we trust” on our coins. As a reminder that, “In God, whose word I praise, in God I trust; I shall not be afraid. What can flesh do to me?” Psalm 56:4. Habakkuk was told by the Lord to write, “For still the vision awaits its appointed time; it hastens to the end- it will not lie. If it seems slow, wait for it; it will surely come; it will not delay. ‘Behold, his soul is puffed up; it is not upright within him, but the righteous shall live by his faith.’” Habakkuk 2:3-4. Habakkuk 2 and 2 Peter 3 agree; “The Lord is not slow to fulfill his promise as some count slowness…” Now we are back to the “Daddy, are we there yet?” people. I explain it this way. I have attended three various academies. During each one, the Wednesday of the middle week was called “hump day.” (“We made it this far, we can go the distance.”) But in life, one is not told where the halfway point is. My father’s halfway point was during his 22nd year; it was revealed when he died at 44. We are there when Jesus says, “Well done!" The Kern River Courier encourages messages from all churches. E-mail them to office@kernrivercourier.com

The Psalms: 1 (King James Version) The Righteous and the Ungodly 1 Blessed is the man that walketh not in the counsel of the ungodly, nor standeth in the way of sinners, nor sitteth in the seat of the scornful. 2 But his delight is in the law of the LORD; and in his law doth he meditate day and night. 3 And he shall be like a tree planted by the rivers of water, that bringeth forth his fruit in his season; his leaf also shall not wither; and whatsoever he doeth shall prosper. 4 The ungodly are not so: but are like the chaff which the wind driveth away. 5 Therefore the ungodly shall not stand in the judgment, nor sinners in the congregation of the righteous. 6 For the LORD knoweth the way of the righteous: but the way of the ungodly shall perish. –– The American Bible Society

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Churches of the Valley Kernville First Baptist Church of Kernville 46 Valley View Drive, Kernville Sunday Services — 11 a.m. & 6:30 p.m. 376-6403 Prince of Peace Lutheran Fellowship Center 44 Big Blue Road, Kernville Sunday School 9 a.m. Sunday Service 10:30 a.m. 417-2014 Kernville Foursquare Church Kernville Chamber of Commerce 11447 Kernville Road Sunday Services 9:30 a.m. 223-6704 Kernville United Methodist Church 251 Big Blue Rd., Kernville Sunday Services 8:30 & 10:30 a.m. 376-2751 St. Peter’s Anglican Church 11900 Sierra Way, Kernville Sunday Service 10:00 a.m. 376-6362 St. Sherrian Episcopal Church Odd Fellows Hall, Kernville Sundays 10 a.m. Lake Isabella First Baptist Church of Lake Isabella 3701 Suhre, Lake Isabella Sunday Services 8:30 a.m., 11:00 a.m. Sunday School 9:45 a.m. 379-5615 Fountain of Christ Church 5101 #A Lake Isabella Blvd, Lake Isabella Sunday Service: 9:45 a.m. and 5:30 p.m. Wed. 6 p.m. 417-0793 Landmark Missionary Baptist Church 2741 Mountain View Rd, Lake Isabella Sunday Services 9:45 a.m. & 5:00 p.m. 379-5640 Mt. View Southern Baptist Church 2959 Erskine Creek Rd, Lake Isabella Sunday Services 8:30, 11:15 a.m. & 6:00 p.m. 379-4296 Shepherd of the Hills Lutheran Church (LCMS) 377 Highway 155, Lake Isabella Sunday Services 12:00 p.m. 379-2343 Kern Valley Bible Church 3920 Golden Spur, Lake Isabella Sunday Services 9:30 a.m. and 6:30 p.m. 379-5482 Church of the Nazarene 2931 Erskine Creek Rd., Lake Isabella Sunday Service 10:30 a.m. 379-2062 Highland Chapel United Methodist 5301 Lake Isabella Bl., Lake Isabella Sunday School & Worship 9:30 a.m. 379-2120 Lake Isabella Church of Christ 3711 Golden Spur, Lake Isabella Sunday worship 11 a.m. and 5 p.m. Bible study Sun. 10 a.m., Thurs. 6 p.m. Kern River Valley Seventh Day Adventist 3801 Golden Spur, Lake Isabella Saturday Service 9:30 a.m. 379-3206 Kern Valley Pentecostal LightHouse Church 3730 Wagon Wheel Dr., Lake Isabella Sunday School 9:45 Services 10:45 a.m. Eve. 5 p.m. Wed. Service 6 p.m. 379-5819

Mt. Mesa Church of Christ Mt. Mesa 6400 Dogwood Av., Mt. Mesa Sunday Services 9:30 a.m. & 10:30 a.m. 379-4792 Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints 6400 Park Av., Mt. Mesa Sunday Services 10:00 a.m. 379-2904 Grace Chapel 12312 Mt. Mesa Rd., Mt. Mesa Sunday Services 9:45 a.m. 379-4093 Christian Assembly 12424 Mountain Mesa Rd., Mt. Mesa Sunday Services 10:30 a.m. & 6:00 p.m. 379-6377 Victory Tabernacle (United Pentecostal Church) 4324 Birch, Mt. Mesa Sunday Services 4 p.m. 379-6360

Bible Trivia by Wilson Casey 1. Is the book of 1 Corinthians in the Old or New Testament or neither? 2. The Lord's Prayer, the Beatitudes and the Golden Rule are found in what sermon? Lamb Blood, Agnus, On the Mount, Dry Bones 3. For not believing his wife would conceive, who was struck mute, not being able to speak? Gabriel, Zachariah, Joash, Mesha 4. According to David, what does God's

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Miscellaneous SGI - USA Buddhist Discussion Meetings - call 379-6162 for dates and times. Based on the Lotus Sutra. Salvation Army Mon. 9 am — 1 pm. Service and applications at 6105 Lake Isabella Blvd., Lake Isabella. TSA feeds the hungry lunch Monday through Friday. Assistance is offered to persons or families who are having difficulties paying utility bills, in need of food, clothing, spiritual and other counseling. 760379-5100.

Answers to puzzles on pages 12-13:

Southlake/Weldon Kern Christian Church “The River” 14900 Hwy 178, Southlake Sunday Services 8 a.m. and 10 a.m. 378-3780 Weldon Baptist Church 20674 Highway 178 Sunday Services 10 a.m. & 6 p.m. 378-4964 Weldon United Methodist Church 20021 Hwy. 178, Weldon Sunday Services 9 a.m. and 10:30 a.m. 378-2321 Wofford Heights Family Life Center Foursquare Church Panorama, Wofford Heights Sunday Service 10:30 a.m. 376-6719 New Life Assembly of God 25 Arden Av., Wofford Heights Sunday Services 9 a.m., 10:30 a.m. & 6 p.m. 376-6402 St. Jude Catholic Church 86 Nellie Dent Dr., Wofford Heights Sunday Mass 7:00 a.m. & 9:00 a.m 376-2416 Calvary Chapel 125 Sycamore Drive, Wofford Heights Sunday Services 9 & 11 a.m. & 6:30 p.m. 376-8789 Christ Fellowship 80 Evans Road, Wofford Heights Sunday Service 10:30 a.m.

spiritual cleansing make us whiter than? Light, Clouds, Wool, Snow 5. From Psalm 19, what do the heavens declare? Holiness, Glory of God, Creation, Mighty wind 6. How many times is the name "Lucifer" mentioned in the Bible (KJV)? 1, 7, 9, 13

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Friday, December 26, 2008

Courier chuckle of the week: “I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.” Groucho Marx

See Page 11 for answers to puzzles

Salomeâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Stars ARIES (March 21 to April 19) It's a good time to take a much-needed break from your recent hectic schedule and spend some time in quieter surroundings.Important news could arrive early next week. TAURUS (April 20 to May 20) The Taurean traits of reliability and thoroughness could be well-tested when decision-makers consider your proposals and/or requests.Be prepared to answer some probing questions. GEMINI (May 21 to June 20) A sudden attack of boredom leaves you with some tasks undone.It's OK to take a short respite. But get back to work by week's end so that you have time for other projects. CANCER (June 21 to July 22) Avoid prejudging a situation just because it looks bad. Facts could emerge that would make your position uncomfortable, to say the least. A relative has interesting news to share with you. LEO (July 23 to August 22) This is a good time to begin reassessing some of your recent decisions about your long-range goals to see if they still have merit.Spend more time with loved ones this weekend. VIRGO (August 23 to September 22) An unsettled situation at home or on the job early in the week could drain your energy levels, making it difficult to get your work done on schedule.But things improve by midweek. LIBRA (September 23 to October 22) A temporary

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setback could give you time to go over your plans to find weaknesses you might have overlooked before.A romantic getaway with that special person is favored this weekend. SCORPIO (October 23 to November 21) Professional and personal situations benefit once you set a positive tone in getting things off to a good start. Honest dialogue smoothes over any occasional display of balkiness. SAGITTARIUS (November 22 to December 21) A problem with workplace colleagues or family members seems to defy even your sage counsel.But be patient.Your words will eventually lead to a resolution. CAPRICORN (December 22 to January 19) Don't just wait out that unexpected and unexplained delay in your career move.You could gain added respect if you ask why it happened and what you can do to move things along. AQUARIUS (January 20 to February 18) Although your workplace strategies usually are accepted, you could be challenged by someone who isn't so favorably impressed.Be prepared to defend your positions. PISCES (February 19 to March 20) Your friendship circle expands, with new people coming into your life at this time.Welcome them warmly.But don't neglect those cherished longtime personal relationships. BORNTHIS WEEK:You love to search for knowledge and share it with others.You would make an especially fine teacher. (c) 2008 King Features Synd., Inc.

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Trivia Test By Fifi Rodriguez 1. TELEVISION: In "Murphy Brown," what was the name of the TV show that included the title character, played by Candice Bergen? 2. GAMES: What color is the cue ball in the game of pool? 3. GENERAL KNOWLEDGE: What is the source of the drug digitalis? 4. THEATER: The Tony Awards were named after which director/actress? 5. LANGUAGE: What is the British term for "baloney" or nonsense? Answers:

1. "FYI" 2. White 3. The foxglove flower 4. Antoinette Perry 5. Codswallop

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Obituary notices Patrick G. Sweeney Patrick Grady Sweeney went to be with the Lord on Dec. 18, 2008. Pat was 92 years old and in fairly good health until the last few months of his life. Pat lived in Wofford Heights. He died peacefully in his home of natural causes. Pat was born on May 21, 1916 in Tulio TX. His parents were Lonnie Bennett Sweeney and Mary Alice Pyeatt. Pat had two siblings, a brother Mike Sweeney and a sister Lonnie B. Johnson (nee Sweeney). He was married to Juanita Thompson on May 10, 1940. Pat accepted the Lord as his personal savior early in life and belonged to the Bakersfield First Christian Church for 30 years where he served in various roles. Upon moving to Wofford Heights he and Juanita joined the Kernville Methodist Church where he remained as a member until his death. Pat was an accomplished machinist and worked in this field for over 40 years both in Los Angeles and in Bakersfield. Pat retired and moved to Wofford Heights in 1976, where he built the house he lived in until his death. His wife Juanita died in 1985 and Pat later met Sue Preston who became his partner until his death. Pat is survived by Sue Preston, his sister Lonnie B. Johnson (nee Sweeney), his son Jim Sweeney, his daughter Judy Weaver (nee Sweeney) and many grandchildren and great-grandchildren. He is predeceased by his spouse Juanita Sweeney and his brother Mike Sweeney. A memorial service will be held at the Kernville Methodist Church on Dec. 27 at 11 am. There will be a reception at the church immediately following the service. He will be interred beside Juanita at the Kern River Valley Cemetery following the service. Pat will be remembered as a friend to those around him and a loving husband, father, grandfather and greatgrandfather. He is now securely in the arms of his Lord.

Death notices Donald Eugene Duvall Donald Eugene Duvall, 43, of Wofford Heights, passed away Dec. 18, 2008 in a car accident. Arrangements by Lake Isabella Funeral Home, 6048A Lake Isabella Blvd. Lake Isabella, CA 93240. (760) 379-5006.

Patrick Grady Sweeney Patrick Grady Sweeney, 92, of Wofford Heights, passed away Dec. 18, 2008 at his home. Services are at the Kernville Methodist Church on Dec. 27 at 11 a.m. Burial will be at Kern River Valley Cemetery in Wofford Heights. Arrangements by Lake Isabella Funeral Home, 6048-A Lake Isabella Blvd. Lake Isabella, CA 93240. (760) 379-5006.

Living Green

iPhone shows car’s carbon footprint Richard Rowe Special to the Courier

I must confess a fetish for gadgets. Last year, when AT&T said I could have a new cell phone, I tried one of them newfangled “smart phones” one with a tiny keyboard with buttons about the size of a grain of barley. I hated it and sent Rowe it back. But, as friends show off their Apple iPhones and I see the slick TV ads, I am rethinking my obstinence. Find my location, get directions, and see traffic, all from my phone, plus find restaurants, gas stations – this could be handy. I read online that if you have an Apple iPhone, you can add an “app” (application or program) called greenMeter which, among other things, computes a vehicle's real-time fuel consumption, helping a driver adapt his or her style to become more economical and more eco-friendly (by creating fewer emissions). Inside the iPhone (and iPod Touch) is an accelerometer, which greenMeter taps into. It doesn't just measure fuel economy. Also displayed are

graphs showing engine power, carbon footprint and energy impact. It works for gasoline or diesel. For more info, go to http://hunter.pairsite.com/gree nmeter/. I can see that setup is very involved, but the Web site makes it easy (or so it says). You have to place your iPhone level, standing up, as aligned as if a line across the bottom would run side to side in the same place in your car. Mounted to your dash or sitting on the console can do it. greenMeter works on any iPhone or iPod Touch with iPhone OS 2.0 or later and is available at the iTunes App Store for $5.99. www.apple.com/iphone/appstore/. I wonder if I can save enough learning how to drive more efficiently to pay the $199 for the iPhone over a couple years? Or at least to give me the excuse to try. Richard Rowe is a retired city planner, living in Wofford Heights. He is website administrator of KRVR.org for Kern River Valley Revitalization. He is in charge of a major new event planned for March 27-30, 2009 – "Living Green in the KRV." He can be reached at eworinkrv@mchsi.com.

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A fence in Bodfish in the snow.

Creative Connection

Nuui Cunni a fine art center Donna Fitch Kern River Courier Columnist

“I love it that you can come here, get away from life, everyone’s happy to help and talk. It’s serene,” Rena Wiggins said as she was putting the finishing touches on a pine needle basket with a driftwood handle. Carol Nayerly added, “It has a good vibe; it’s highly spiritual to Fitch come here,” speaking of our own Native American Cultural Center. I’m always surprised when I meet people in the valley that have never experienced the Nuui Cunni Cultural Center and its Wednesday creative adventure. I’ll never forget my first experience there. The Courier had a notice about Wednesdays and I’d decided to try it, but I got a picture in my head of sitting in a circle on the floor in a room, the only Caucasian, being instructed in basket making as we followed along with the expert on a tiny little project. That image couldn’t have been farther from the truth! Set among the trees, near the shore of the lake, surrounded by beautiful views, I opened the door to the center and was enraptured by what I beheld. Light filled the 3,150-square foot highceilinged center. Long tables were filled with active, creative participants making baskets, embellishing gourds, and they were even painting. Everyone was doing their own thing. My mouth may have dropped open. It was moving, almost overwhelming,

and I just had to take it in a bit. A friendly greeting and tour ensued and after a few minutes of taking it all in, lunch was announced and I was invited to join in their potluck meal. I felt welcome and fit right in. This past Wednesday was the cookie exchange and holiday celebration (I picked a fine time to attend). Perhaps the finest chefs grace these aisles, but also the finest volunteers. Samantha Lambert, Administrative Assistant, said that when she moved here, “I had no friends until I started coming here and now I’ve made many friends; many for life.” She explained there is a $5 craft fee that includes all materials except for the gourds; I say the best investment you could give yourself or a friend. There are even those doing beading, crocheting and knitting, you are welcome to come do whatever you want. Nuui Cunni (Our House) invites the community to come and encounter the wide array of knowledge, activities, classes and events that they graciously offer. The museum is open Tuesdays through Saturdays, where you will find a self-guided native plant exhibit and a gift shop with Native American and influenced jewelry, cards and trinkets. Many fundraising and other events, including sweats, gatherings, art shows, and a farmer’s market in the warmer months, are sponsored. The center can be rented or used for any type of classes and it opens its heart to all cultures, but especially to our community and to you. Donna Fitch is a local artist. For questions or comments you can reach her through the Courier, office@kernrivercourier.com.

Letters to the Courier Dear Kern River Courier, Hello, out there, all you “cell-phone-users-while-you-drive.” Did you know a law went into effect in July stating it is unlawful to talk on your phone while driving? Did you know it is very obvious to see you with your hand to your head? Did you know the fine is almost $200? Did you know you are an unsafe driver while you’re on the phone because you are only only giving 25% of your attention to the road, and 75% to your caller? I see you every day as I drive because I’m watching where I’m going and I’m seeing all you inattentive drivers. You know who you are. I do not own a cell phone. I guess I’m old-fashioned. If someone wants to talk to me, it will be at home where I can give them my 100% attention. Now don’t get me started about you people in the store, in church, while I’m talking to you, etc. I think that’s plain rude. But this is a warning for you drivers. Is your call really worth $200? Larry Bergeron Lake Isabella

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CALENDAR continued from page 2 Friends of KV Libraries to have week-long used book sale The Friends of the Kern Valley Libraries will be having a week-long used book sale on Jan. 12, 13, 14, 15, 16 and 17 in the Kern Valley Library Conference Room in Lake Isabella. On Monday, Jan. 12, the sale will be open only to members (memberships available at the door for $6.) On Tuesday, Jan. 13, the sale opens to the public from noon to 2 p.m. On Wed.Fri. Jan. 14-16, the sale will take place from 10 a.m. to noon. And on Saturday, Jan. 17, the sale will be from 9 a.m. to 2 p.m. Benefit screening of classic ‘Casablanca’ at Reel Cinema Jan. 17 The Wofford Heights Community Association will be benefited by a screening of the classic movie “Casablanca,” in original black and while, on Saturday, Jan. 17 at 8 p.m. $10 donation. Tickets can be purchased at the Rich Pelletreau Art Gallery at 6700 Wofford Blvd., or call 223-1058 for information. All ticket and raffle sales go towards a new Wofford Heights welcome sign. KRV Chamber’s Man and Woman of Year awards dinner Jan. 26 The Kern River Valley Chamber of Commerce will honor the Rev. Dr. Charles White and Dr. Holly Spohn-Gross as their Man and Woman of the Year for 2009 at Paradise Cove on Monday, Jan. 26. The public is invited to attend and celebrate both honorees. There will be a social hour starting at 5:30 p.m., with dinner being served at 6:30 p.m. Cost is $30 per person. For reservations, contact the KRV Chamber office at (760) 379-2536. Whiskey Flat Days Cowboy Auction Feb. 12 A part of the Kernville Chamber of Commerce’s Whiskey Flat Days celebration (coming up President’s Day weekend, Feb. 13-16) is the Cowboy Auction on Feb. 12 at the Elks Lodge in Wofford Heights. For information about this event, call the Kernville Chamber office at (760) 376-2629. Whiskey Flat Days luncheon by KRV Woman’s Club Feb. 13 The Kern River Valley Woman’s Club will be hosting a special luncheon to celebrate the opening of Whiskey Flat Days on Feb. 13 at the Elks Lodge in Wofford Heights at 10 a.m. For more information, call Marian at (760) 376-4578. Whiskey Flat Days held on President’s Day Weekend Feb. 13-16 Whiskey Flat Days is Kernville’s annual Old West celebration, during which the picturesque mountain town returns to the years of the early 1860s when it was called Whiskey Flat. Visitors from all over flock to Kernville on President’s Day Weekend (this year Feb. 13-16) to see the Grand Parade and take part in the many activities. There are old-time contests, tours, costumes, a carnival, music, dancing, crafts, and much more, all in the bracing mountain air in Kernville. Sometimes there is rain or snow, but that just adds to the winter mountain experience. The Honorary Mayor’s contest is just one of the many highlights of the event. For more information, call the Kernville Chamber of Commerce at (760) 376-2629, or visit the Chamber’s Web site at www.kernvillechamber.org. Kern Valley Hospital Foundation’s Heart Walk held in February The Kern Valley Hospital Foundation holds a Heart Walk event in February as a fund-raising event and a heart-healthy experience as well. Individuals or teams are encouraged find a sponsor and get out in the fresh air and participate. Awards will be given. The date for the 2009 event has not yet been determined. For more information, call Jeanette Rogers at (760) 376-4419. Keyesville Classic for mountain bikers on weekend of March 15 The annual Keyesville Classic is a mountain bike race put on each year by the Southern Sierra Fat Tire Association. For more information, see http://ssfta.com/ Sweet Adelines Friends & Family Night March 19 The Kern Valley Sweet Adelines female barbershop harmony singing group will be having their Friends and Family Night on March 19 at 7:30 p.m. at the Senior Center in Lake Isabella. For more information, call Cheryl at (760) 376-4124. “Living Green in the KRV” event to be held March 27-30 Want to know how to reduce your “footprint” on the world? Learn about living responsibly, protecting our environment and conserving our resources. This “expo”-like festival will have many booths and lots of information about living green. The location will be the Family Life Center in Wofford Heights. For more information, call Richard at (760) 333-4561 or go to www.krvr.org. Isabella Lake Fishing Derby April 4-6 The Isabella Lake Fishing Derby attracts thousands of anglers from all over to try to catch the tagged trout worth $10,000. This year, however, there will be seven $10,000 trout! And there are multitudes of other prizes, including cash awards for 1,000 other tagged fish. You must be pre-registered to be able to win. The derby is put on by the Kern River Valley Chamber of Commerce with major help from the Kern River Valley Fish and Habitat Club and many national sponsors. For complete information, go to http://derby.kernrivervalley.com/ or call the chamber at (760) 3795236. Kern River Festival whitewater races April 18-19 The Kern River Festival has been going on since the 1960s and features races by kayaks and rafts on the mighty Kern River in Kernville. It’s fun to watch, but you can participate as well. It is put on by the Kern Valley River Council. For more information, visit http://www.kernfestival.org/ or call (818) 340-3083. Information for most items from the Kernville Chamber of Commerce. To include your event in the Kern River Courier Calendar, just submit the information to the Courier (our addresses are on page 2) by Tuesday for Friday’s issue. Events must be open to the public and admission price, if any, must be listed.

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Wofford Heights Community Association elects officers The Wofford Heights Community Association has elected officers. The are: President, Barbara Fassel; Vice President, Brian Polston; Secretary, Tami Moosios; Treasurer, Billie Smith; Membership Chairperson, Rich Pelletreau. The next meeting of the WHCA will be Jan. 8 at 6 p.m. at the Family Life Center at 20 West Panorama in Wofford Heights. The public is welcome. For more information, please call 223-1058.

Legal Notices FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT Fictitious Business Name(s) DBA #1: NATURAL HEALTH THERAPEUTIC (2008-B7871) Street address of principal place of business: 121A Piute Drive, Kernville, CA 93238. REGISTRANT: Catherine Crawford, 121A Piute Drive, Kernville, CA 93238: A, Individual. The date the business commenced: 07/01/1995. The filing of this statement does not of itself authorize the use in this state of a fictitious business name in violation of the rights of another under federal, state, or common law (Bus & Prof 14400 et seq. This Fictitious Business Name Statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the County Clerk's Office. (11/26/2013) A new fictitious business name statement must be filed before that time. NATURAL HEALTH THERAPEUTIC CENTER. This statement filed on 11/26/2008. ANN K. BARNETT, AuditorController-County Clerk By M. Rodriguez (34993)Published by the Kern River Courier December 5, 12, 19 and 26, 2008. FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT Fictitious Business Name(s) DBA #1: BIZZY BEE PROPERTY MANAGEMENT (2008-B7937), DBA #2: TRAILS END REAL ESTATE (2008-B7938), Street address of principal place of business: 5336 Lake Isabella Boulevard, Lake Isabella, CA 93240. REGISTRANT: Anna Mc Alister, 50 Stagecoach Drive, Caliente, CA 93518: A, Individual. The date the business commenced: 00/00/0000. The filing of this statement does not of itself authorize the use in this state of a fictitious business name in violation of the rights of another under federal, state, or common law (Bus & Prof 14400 et seq. This Fictitious Business Name Statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the County Clerk's Office. (12/03/2013) A new fictitious business name statement must be filed before that time. BIZZY BEE PROPERTY MANAGEMENT, TRAILS END REAL ESTATE. This statement filed on 12/03/2008. ANN K. BARNETT, AuditorController-County Clerk By G. Durward. (34993)-Published by the Kern River Courier December 12, 19, 26, 2008 and January 2, 2009.

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT Fictitious Business Name(s) DBA #1: KRV NOVELTY (2008-B7529), DBA #2: KERN RIVER CLOTHING COMPANY (2008-B7530), Street address of principal place of business: 11101 Kernville Road, Kernville, CA 93238. REGISTRANTS: Kern River Corporation: F, Corporation. The date the business commenced: 00/00/0000. The filing of this statement does not of itself authorize the use in this state of a fictitious business name in violation of the rights of another under federal, state, or common law (Bus & Prof 14400 et seq. This Fictitious Business Name Statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the County Clerk's Office. (11/11/2013) A new fictitious business name statement must be filed before that time. KRV NOVELTY, KERN RIVER CLOTHING COMPANY. This statement filed on 11/11/2008. ANN K. BARNETT, AuditorController-County Clerk By G. Meza. (34993)-Published by the Kern River Courier December 12, 19, 26 2008 and Jan. 2, 2009. FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT Fictitious Business Name(s) DBA #1: DOUG SHAW HORSESHOEING (2008B7734) Street address of principal place of business: 15138 Kelso Avenue, Weldon, CA 93283. REGISTRANT: Cynthia Shaw, 15138 Kelso Avenue, Weldon, CA 93283: A, Individual. The date the business commenced: 11/29/99. The filing of this statement does not of itself authorize the use in this state of a fictitious business name in violation of the rights of another under federal, state, or common law (Bus & Prof 14400 et seq. This Fictitious Business Name Statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the County Clerk's Office. (11/19/2013) A new fictitious business name statement must be filed before that time. DOUG SHAW HORSESHOEING. This statement filed on 11/19/2008. ANN K. BARNETT, Auditor-ControllerCounty Clerk By G. Meza (34993)-Published by the Kern River Courier December 12, 19, 26, 2008 and January 2, 2009.

Arrest reports A digest of arrest reports from various public safety agencies in the Kern River Valley area

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT Fictitious Business Name(s) DBA #1: PLN FINANCIAL (2008-B8212), Street address of principal place of business: 358 Burlando Road, Kernville CA 92338. REGISTRANTS: Patricia Nash, 358 Burlando Road, Kernville CA 93238 and Lauren Nash, 358 Burlando Road, Kernville CA 93238: H, Co-partners. The date the business commenced: 12/03/2008. The filing of this statement does not of itself authorize the use in this state of a fictitious business name in violation of the rights of another under federal, state, or common law (Bus & Prof 14400 et seq. This Fictitious Business Name Statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the County Clerk's Office. (12/16/2013) A new fictitious business name statement must be filed before that time. PLN FINANCIAL. This statement filed on 12/16/2008. ANN K. BARNETT, AuditorController-County Clerk By M. Rodriguez. (34993)Published by the Kern River Courier December 26, 2008, January 2, 9 and 16, 2009. FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT Fictitious Business Name(s) DBA #1: WOFFORD HEIGHTS COMMUNITY ASSOCIATION (2008B7866) Street address of principal place of business: 6501 Wofford Boulevard, Wofford Heights, CA 93285. REGISTRANT: Wofford Heights Community Association, 6501 Wofford Boulevard, Wofford Heights, CA 93285: E, Unincorporated Association. The date the business commenced: 00/00/0000. The filing of this statement does not of itself authorize the use in this state of a fictitious business name in violation of the rights of another under federal, state, or common law (Bus & Prof 14400 et seq. This Fictitious Business Name Statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the County Clerk's Office. (11/26/2013) A new fictitious business name statement must be filed before that time. WOFFORD HEIGHTS COMMUNITY ASSOCIATION. This statement filed on 11/26/2008. ANN K. BARNETT, Auditor-ControllerCounty Clerk By B. Moore (34993)-Published by the Kern River Courier December 26 2008, January 2, 9 and 16, 2009.

Arrest reports were not available from the Sheriff’s Department by press time this week. The reports will be printed in the Kern River Courier when they are received.

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Friday, December 26, 2008

A Kern River Courier tribute to Christmas

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The Sweet Adelines’ Sierra Sound quartet sings at the South Fork Woman’s Club Christmas Home Tour. 11-year-old Katherine visits with Santa in Circle Park in Kernville.

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This was the Kern River Valley Woman’s Club Christmas tree at their Holiday Spectacular earlier this month at Mt. View Baptist Church.

Things I have noticed...

New Year brings assessment Rod Middleworth Kern River Courier Columnist

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It was pandemonium at the Elks Lodge’s Christmas on Saturday. Jamie Tebow stands next to a snowman built right after the Dec. 15 snowfall in Lake Isabella.

Michael Batelaan/Kern River Courier

I remember when in 1999 we were all anxiously awaiting the year 2000. There were dire predictions of strange happenings! We were all excited about this one and it was the only opportunity most of us would have to greet a new century. We had Middleworth been promised that the new century would bring good things and prosperity to us all. And now, here we are, nine years later and I've noticed a lot about this new 100-year package. Let's ask ourselves some questions, especially those of us past 60 (some of us way past). Do we have better programs on TV? No! Is it easier to get an appointment right away with our doctors? No! Are there less cars on the roads? No! Are our roads any better? No! Are things cheaper? No! Do I have more spendable income? No! Did my stock market shares increase in value? No! Is it fun to drive to Los Angeles? No! Will Dish TV ever make peace with Channel 29? No! Do I care? No! Does anyone except kids know how to use all the features on their cell

phones? No! Have they made any of my electronic possessions easier to use? No! Nonetheless, this new century in the Kern River Valley has been pretty good for us. For instance: Has our share of friends increased? Yes! Is our Kern River Valley still as beautiful as ever? Yes! Do we still have a lake? Yes! Are the birds and squirrels and mountain critters still greeting us each day? Yes! Are there trails to hike and sunsets to see? Yes! Do we have places to exhibit art? Yes! Is there a sense of well being? Yes! And this is just a partial listing of the good that's all around us. All we have to do is look. One thing is certain; with all the turmoil in the world I can think of no place better to live our lives than the Kern River Valley. What a treasure! And what great people live up here– the best of the best. And to you all, may this be a good year and may you be able to enjoy the bounty of friends and the joy of living here. Happy New Year 2009! Wofford Heights resident Rod Middleworth, a retired security manager for Pacific Bell, is an instructor for the local AARP Driver Safety Program and coordinator for the Lake Patrol volunteers.