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Plungers raise some cold cash Michael Batelaan Kern River Courier

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These Caped Crusaders were a team in the Polar Plunge Saturday at South Fork Middle School. There were 15 intrepid plungers who braved the 42-degree water to raise money for the Kern Valley Aquatics Program.

See PLUNGE, Page 6

Opening Awards Dinner will be held Friday, March 18 at the Family Life Center in Wofford Heights to award prizes to the Kern River Valley Revitalization will host winners of the Kids’ Recycled Art Contest its 3rd annual Living Green Kern River and the D. G. Flamand Violence-Free Valley festival from March 17-27 at various Writing Contest. Opening at the KRV locations in the Kern River Valley. This festi- Branch Library on Sat., March 19 is the val is not just Kern River for Kern Valley Art Living Green Schedule Inside Valley resiAssociation’s dents, but is Recycled Art A list of events for the first few days of the festival an opportuexhibit where is on page 5. More events will be included in next nity for visithe winners of week’s issue. tors to share the Kids’ ideas on livRecycled Art ing green Contest will and enjoy any of more than 40 events in a also be displayed through March 29. spectacular setting. Except for two sports At the end of next week, March 18 events with registration fees and three through 20, is the three-day 23rd Annual events with food, all the events are free and Keyesville Classic Mountain Bike Race. On most are kid friendly.

See GREEN, Page 5 Some highlights include the festival

Richard Cayia Rowe Kern River Courier columnist

Courier news briefs Dr. Jaime Lee Ho, a physician here since the early 1970s, has closed his local office in Mt. Mesa and is now practicing at Bakersfield Family Medical Center in Bakersfield. *** A new “green” film has been added to the Living Green Film Festival on March 26 at 10 a.m. “Green Fire: Aldo Leopold And A Land Ethic For Our Time” will have its Central and Southern California premiere at the festival, having been shown only a handful of times before it comes to the Reel Cinema in Wofford Heights. “Green Fire” is the first feature length (72 min.), high definition documentary film ever made about famed conservationist Aldo Leopold. *** Donna Moreno, Program Support Supervisor at the Lake Isabella Career Service Center, says the center is open as usual to assist with matching people with jobs despite possible budget cuts. Call her at Monday - Friday, 8 a.m. to 5 p.m.at 760-379-2074 or 760-379-4694. She says that until she hears otherwise, “Our doors will remain open for job seekers and employers.”

Lake Isabella’s weekend weather Fri: Sunny, high 66.

Fri. night: Partly cloudy, low 40.

Sat.: Mostly sunny, high 64.

Sat. night: Partly cloudy, low 40.

Fifteen costumed plungers jumped into a chilly 42degree pool Saturday in order to raise funds for the Kern Valley Aquatics Program. The money will provide scholarships for local swimming and Junior Lifeguard lessons. The event took place at the South Fork Middle School campus pool in Weldon, home to the swim program.

Lynnette Thomas, director of the KVAP program, and Sherry Costa, South Fork School Principal, were a team called the South Fork Swim Goddesses. They raised the most as a team, $957. Alison Bogart, Cam Milleson and Ann Beman were a caped team. Jeff Bogart and Robin Shive donned swim caps and trash bags. Also participating were Raymond Hilliard, Roy Gallimore (the youngest participant), Tom Bosmans, John Stallone (who raised the most money raised by an individual, $1,430), Chris Thomas and Jay Watson.

The program covers swimming lessons for ages 0 -7 and adults by request, a senior aquatics program, adult

‘Living Green’ starts next week

Vol. 8 No. 6

Week at a glance See Courier Calendar, page 3, for details • Saturday, March 12: Spaghetti Feed; Warren Wright performs; Before going to bed, set clocks ahead one hour.

• Sunday, March 13: Check clocks to conform with Daylight Saving Time.

• Wednesday, March 16: Kids’ Recycled Art Contest Workshop; Town Hall Meeting with county reps • Thursday, March 17: Geotourism workshop; McCarthy and Grove office hours; Parenting class starts; infants and toddlers singalong class starts; AARP driver safety class; 1st district candidate Daures Stephens speaks.

• Friday, March 18: Young People’s musical, first day of Keyesville Classic; After School Recycled Art Workshop; Living Green Opening Awards Dinner.

Now 62 $100 trout Elaine Roach Special to the Courier

A program that was started last year at the Isabella Lake Fishing Derby (coming April 16-18) was the opportunity for individuals and businesses to sponsor a $100 trout. It was a huge success with 51 participants, and this year it has grown to 62 entries.

When a registered contestant brings in a tagged fish valued at $100 he/she reaches into a fish bowl and pulls out a bobber. The number on the bobber indicates which of the sponsors is responsible for giving him/her the $100 prize.

Some sponsors donated up to $500 for a bobber so there were several very excited fisherpersons last year who expected to win $100 and won $250 to $500. The same will happen for the 2011 Derby as well.

Share in the three day "fishing frenzy" excitement and register for the derby today. You can’t win if you don’t. Call the KRV Chamber of Commerce at (760) 379-5236.

Sun.: Mostly sunny, high 67.

Sun. night: Mostly cloudy, low 43.

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“The Tourist” a pleasant movie with Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt.

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Schedule for Living Green Fest is a preliminary list; subject to change.

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Boomers will overwhelm Social Security before long.

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Burning firewood can be dangerous to your health if you have respiratory problems.

Kern River Water Data: Wed. 6 a.m.

Storage, Isabella Reservoir 207,818 acre-feet.

(Low point was 155,858 ac-ft. Nov. 26. Pool capacity is 568,075 ac.-ft. at the spillway. Current limit is 360,000 ac.-ft.)

Inflow, North Fork of Kern at Kernville 1621 cfs (5-hr avg.)

Outflow, Lower Kern 798 cfs Borel Canal flow 0 cfs Data from U.S. Army Corps of Engineers cfs=cubic feet per second 1 cu.ft. = 7.48 U.S. gallons 1 ac.ft.= 325,851 U.S. gal.

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General Drainage Area 2,093 Square Miles Capacity, Gross Pool 570,000 Acre-Ft. Surface Area, Gross Pool 11,400 Shoreline, Gross Pool 38 miles Length, Gross Pool 9 miles Main Dam Maximum Height 185 Feet Length at Crest 1695 Feet Auxiliary Dam Maximum Height 100 Feet Maximum Length 3,257 Feet Lake Construction Started March 1948 Finished April 1953

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Fishing is a fun activity for kids or anyone. The valley is a great place.

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If you’re visiting the Kern River Valley, you’re wondering what’s to see and do.

Well, here is a primer on that very subject.

If you love the great outdoors and a slower place where you can relax, enjoy a small-town atmosphere and just breathe easy, this is the place for you. But if you’re looking for excitement, and if you start exploring, you will find a number of the great things we have to offer.

If you haven’t noticed yet, the valley is a mecca for water lovers. Fishing is a given. Where can you get a fishing license? At just about every convenience store, marina and even some of the supermarkets.

Boating licenses? Same thing. River

rafting? Best to go with a professional service, in season. There are many in the valley.

Want a destination to go to? Here are some great ones – Kern Valley Museum in Kernville, Silver City Ghost Town in Bodfish, nice parks such as Riverside and Circle Park in Kernville, Wofford Heights Park and Lake Isabella Park, Reel Cinema in Wofford Heights, the delightful Old Onyx Store (built in 1861), the Nuui Cunni Indian Cultural Center at French Gulch, and the big sequoias at the Trail of 100 Giants (summer only). Or just take your camera and photograph the old buildings or the fabulous scenery.

If you’re looking for a realistic nature park in a controlled environment, what we have is better – real nature. It doesn’t get any realer than that.

Libraries post March activities Adriane Holguin Special to the Courier

Our local libraries are joining in the “Living Green in the KRV” festivities so we have extra programs in March.

Kern River Valley Branch 760549-2083 Fri. 11th 6pm Mystery Book Discussion continues Thurs. 17th 3:30 Story time with Valerie the forest fairy.

Thurs. 24th 3:30 Omnipresent Puppeteers present: “Beyond the Heap: a Trash to Treasure Tale.”

Art from the Recycled Art Contest will be on display in the Conference Room and Library.

Kernville Branch 760-376-6180 Fri. 18th After School Recycle Art

Workshop Wofford Heights Branch 760376-6160 Story times will be starting up in Wofford Heights soon. Please call for dates and times.

Bulletin: March 5 – April 16 is “In ‘n Out Burger’s Cover to Cover Club.”

Children 4-12 are eligible to read five books for a free hamburger or cheeseburger from In n’ Out. Pick up forms at any Kern County Library.

Did you get to see Toodles the wonder dog? She is a truly adorable and amazing little dog! See some pictures of her visit to KRV Branch on our Facebook page under Kern River Valley Libraries.

Thank you for supporting our libraries!

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The Courier Calendar Public meetings and events Spaghetti feed fundraiser to be held at church March 12 Highland Chapel United Methodist Church at 5301 Lake Isabella Blvd. will be holding a spaghetti feed on Saturday, March 12 from 11:30 to 2 p.m. as a building fundraiser. $5 donation.

Local singer Warren Wright to perform on March 12 On Saturday, March 12, Warren White is back by poplular demand to sing and play the guitar at the Lakeshore Farmers' Market from 10 am until noon.

Also, this week's bake sale is offered by Nine 3C (the nine Communities Civic Center). 7466 Wofford Blvd., Wofford Heights, across from St. Jude's Church, from 9am to 1pm.

Regular activities Fridays • 6 a.m. - 1 p.m., M - F, Senior Nutrition, Senior Center, Lake Isabella. 379-5831.

• 8:30 - 11:30 a.m.- TOPS #2293 weight loss group, Veterans Hall #2, 417-2272.

• 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. - Alzheimers respite group meets at Vets Hall, Lake Isabella. 379-0848.

• 9:30 - 11:30 a.m.- TOPS weight loss group, Mt.View Church, Lake Isabella. 378-3935.

•10-11 a.m.- Grief Support Group, 6048 L.I.Blvd. 1st and 3rd Fridays. (661) 410-1010.

• 11 a.m. - 2 p.m. - AA, 6407 Lake Isabella Blvd., Lake Isabella.

• 11 a.m.-3p.m.- Lunch at Eagles, open to public, Mt. Mesa. 379-3394 • 1 p.m.- Happy Hookers crochet club, Senior Center, Lake Isabella. 379-6335 • 4 p.m. - KV Cruisers Cruise Night, El Portal II Lake Isabella, 1st Fri. 549-3855 • 7:30 p.m.- Al-Anon, 80 Evans Rd, Wofford Hts. 376-2410 or 376-2066.

Saturdays • 9 a.m.- 2 p.m - Farmer’s Market, Nuui Cunni Ctr, French Gulch. 549-0800 • 9 a.m.- 1 p.m - Farmer’s Market, Lakeshore Lodge, Wofford Heights.

• 5 p.m., Havilah Centennial Group , 1st Saturday, schoolhouse. 379-2636.

• 5-7 p.m. Dinner at Eagles open to public, Mt. Mesa. 379-3394 • 7-10 p.m.- Dam Dancers square dancing, 1st Saturday, Senior Center, Lake Isabella.

Sundays

• 9 a.m. to noon - VFW Breakfast, open to the public. 2811 Nugget, Lake Isabella. 379-3877.

• 9 a.m. to noon - Eagles Breakfast, open to the public. Highway 178, Mt. Mesa. 379-3394.

Mondays

Town Hall meeting to meet with county reps March 16 Wednesday, March 16, is when the Lake Isabella/Bodfish Property Owners Association will present their annual Town Hall meeting with Kern County representatives at the Senior Center in Lake Isabella at 6 p.m. Come with your questions.

Kids Recycled Art workshop takes place March 16 A Kids’ Recycled Art Workshop will take place Wednesday, March 16, sponsored by the KRV Art Association and the Rotary Club of KRV. Kernville United Methodist Church, 251 Big Blue Road. It’s free.

• 6 a.m. - 1 p.m., M - F, Senior Nutrition, Senior Center, Lake Isabella. 379-5831.

• 10 a.m. - Exercise Class, Lakeridge Clubhouse, Lake Isabella. 379-3206.

• 1 p.m. - Kern Valley Democratic Club, Senior Center, 3rd Monday.

• 1 p.m., Line dance classes, Senior Center.

379-0043.

• 3 p.m. - Kernville Chamber, board 2nd Mon., membership 4th Mon. 376-2629.

• 5-7 p.m. Eagles spaghetti dinner, Mt. Mesa, open to public, 1st. Mon. 379-3394.

• 6-9 p.m. KRV Community Orchestra meets at Cerro Coso Lake Isabella. 376-4461.

• 7 p.m. KRV Art Association meets, 3rd Mon., Senior Center. 379-2844.

• 7:30 p.m. Al-Anon, KRV Hosp Cafe. 3762410 or 376-2066.

Tuesdays

• 6 a.m. - 1 p.m., M - F, Senior Nutrition, Senior Center, Lake Isabella. 379-5831.

• 8:30 a.m. - Yoga Practice Group, Kernville Methodist Church. (909) 753-9043.

• 9:30-11a.m.- Me & My Friends children’s playgroup, 1st Baptist Church, LI. 379-2556.

• 10 a.m. Kern Valley Garden Group, 2nd Tues. 379-1129.

• 12:30 p.m. Bridge Club, Rod & Gun Club, E. Evans Rd., Wofford Heights. 376-4249.

• 2 p.m. - KRV Cemetery District. 2nd Tuesday. Public invited. 376-2189.

• 6 p.m. - LI-Bodfish Prop. Owners meet at Senior Center. 2nd Tues. (760) 379-1830.

• 6:30 p.m. Epilepsy Support Group, Bakersfield, 2nd Tues. 376-1606.

• 7 p.m. - KRV Historical Society meets, Senior Center, Lake Isabella, 4th Tues.

Wednesdays

• 6 a.m. - 1 p.m., M - F, Senior Nutrition, Sen. Ctr., 6407 Lk. Isabella Blvd., 379-5831.

•9 -11:30 a.m., Dam Quilters, senior apts behind Vons, 1st & 3rd Wed. 661-867-1603.

• 9:30 a.m. - TOPS weight loss group, Senior Center, Lake Isabella. (661) 867-2579.

• 9:30-11 a.m.- Me & My Friends children’s playgroup, Kernville Methodist, 379-2556.

• Noon- KRV Chamber of Commerce meeting, El Portal II. 2nd Wed, 379-5236.

• 12:30 p.m. - Bridge Club, Eagles Lodge Mt. Mesa, 376-4249.

• 1- 2:30 p.m. - Alzheimers Caregiver Support Group, Vets Hall, Lake Isabella, 1st Wed. 379-0848.

• 1:30 - 3 p.m. Grief Support Group, Optimal Hospice, 6504E L.I. Blvd.

• 2- 6 p.m. Dinner at Eagles, Mt. Mesa. Light dinner. Open to public. 379-3394.

• 5:30 p.m. Weight Watchers, Weldon Methodist Church, (760) 267-4693.

• 5:30 p.m. LapBand Support Group, hospical cafeteria, (760) 379-2681 2nd Wed. • 6:00 p.m. American Legion, Lake Isabella Sr. Ctr. Veterans Rm., 3rd Wed. 379-5086.

• 7 p.m. - Fish & Game Habitat Club, 631 E. Evans Rd, Wofford Hts, third Wed. • 7 p.m.-9:30 p.m.- Senior Dance, Senior Center, Lake Isabella dining rm., live band.

• 7 p.m. Al-Anon, 80 Evans Rd. Wofford Hts, 376-2410 or 376-2066.

• 7 p.m. - Elks meet, Wofford Heights Blvd.

Thursdays

• 6 a.m. - 1 p.m., M - F, Senior Nutrition, Senior Center, Lake Isabella. 379-5831.

• 8:30 a.m. - Yoga Practice Group, Kernville Methodist Church. (909) 753-9043.

• 9 a.m. to noon - Thursday Painters, Community Room, Senior Center, 379-5329.

• 9:30 a.m. - Fire Safe Council, Supervisor McQuiston’s office, Lake Isabella. 3rd Thurs.

• 9:30 a.m. - Aglow Int’l, Senior Center, Room 1. 2nd Thurs. For women.

• 11:45 a.m. - KRV Woman’s Club meets, Elks Lodge 4th Thurs. (some exceptions).

• Noon, Exchange Club, Paradise Cove.

• 1 p.m.- Clan Diggers meet at the Lake Isabella Library. 2nd Thurs. 379-2303.

• 2 p.m.- 8-ball Tournament at Eagles in Mt, Mesa. Open to public. 379-3374.

• 5 -7 p.m. - TANF Cultural Night - French Gulch Campground.

• 5-7 p.m. VFW Taco Thursday, open to public.

379-3877.

• 5 p.m.- Republicans of Kern Valley meet 3rd Thurs. at Moose Lodge. 378-3602.

• 6 p.m. - Rotary Club meets, golf course, Kernville. (760) 376-1421.

• 7 p.m.-Sweet Adelines meet, Senior Center, Lake Isabella. Prospective members welcome.

• 7 p.m.- Kern Valley Astronomy Club, museum, Kernville. 3rd Thurs. 376-1291.

• 7:30 p.m. Al-Anon KV Hospital, Mt. Mesa.

376-2410 or 376-2066

Bingo Guide

Friday, noon, Eagles Bingo, Eagles Lodge, Mt. Mesa Saturday, noon, South Fork Woman’s Club Bingo, Fay Ranch Rd., Weldon Sunday, 1 p.m.. Moose Bingo, Moose lodge, Lake Isabella Blvd.

Wednesday, 1 p.m - Senior Center Bingo, Lake Isabella.

Thursday, Early Bird 12:15-Regular 1 p.m.

St. Jude Bingo, Hwy 155 & Nellie Dent Dr., Wofford Hts. This information is sent to the Courier by the groups listed. It is suggested that groups provide a phone number in case interested individuals need more information, or meeting times have changed. All area codes are 760 unless otherwise noted.

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Recipes for Dummies by Bodfish Bob 1/2 teaspoon salt Dried sage

Rub wings with sage and pepper and allow to set at room temperature for at least 1/2 hour. Combine remaining ingredients in a bowl and mix well. Place wings on a hot grill over medium heat and cook 15 to 20 minutes. Coat with sauce and cook another 5 to 10 minutes. Turn,coat with sauce and cook another 5 minutes.

Remove from grill and let stand about 5 minutes before serving. This recipe can easily be doubled to serve a larger group.

Bodfish Bob's Ham Loaf 1 pound smoked ham, ground 2 pound fresh ham, ground 1 cup bread crumbs 2 eggs 1 cup tomato pulp 1 cup milk Paprika to taste

Mix all ingredients well and add 1 small can crushed pineapple, brown sugar and 1/4 C. vinegar and 1 Tbl. mustard. Bake at 350 degrees for 1 hour.

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by DNA Smith New DVDs reviewed in this column will be available in stores the week of March 21.

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PICKS OF THE WEEK "The Tourist" (PG-13) -- "The Tourist" is a fun, thrilling, romantic/comedy/mystery starring Johnny Depp and Angelina Jolie.

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Valley history: the Borel Canal For many years before the lake and the dams were here, the Borel Canal (also known as the Edison flume) snaked through the Kern River Valley.

As long ago as the early 1900s, the canal took water out of the river near Old Kernville, carried it around through the mostly-empty Hot Springs Valley (the current town of Lake Isabella), through Bodfish, and poured it down through the Borel Power Plant a few miles down the canyon to run the generators. After going through the plant, the water returned down to the river.

(That was when there was only one river, not an upper and lower Kern – separated by the lake – as it is today.)

Construction began on the canal’s intake (now under the lake most of the time) in June of 1897. The work to be done included 12.6 miles of canal and wooden flume. It was a tremendous undertaking, considering the rocky terrain and the amount of material moved.

The project was accomplished with good old-fashioned muscle and mulepower. Cement had to be hauled to the site by wagon teams from Tehachapi.

Loads of machinery for the power plant were brought across the rugged country by freight wagon from the railhead at Caliente, nearly 40 miles away over steep, hilly country. Smaller teams of six mules or horses were used to pull the plows and scrapers that moved mountains of dirt and boulders to form the canal bed.

There was a big celebration in the valley when the canal and powerhouse were completed in January 1905. The completed project was transferred from the Kern River Company to the Pacific Light and Power Company on November 13, 1909, and then to the Southern California Edison Company on May 26, 1917.

Years later when the government built the dams (in the late 1940s), the Auxiliary Dam was placed right over the canal. The canal still carried water, though, under the dam. When the lake was full, water came from the lake.

When it was lower, it came from the river.

Today, the water to run the Borel plant still comes from the canal/flume, which now takes it through the populated areas of Lake Isabella and Bodfish before it makes it to the power plant.

—– Much of this material from the books by the late Bob Powers

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The weather forecast for the upcoming week shows a good Having lived in this community warming trend. That should help for quite a while and the face the lake fishing but it should also behind this colslow the river fishing; with the umn, each week snow melt comes higher water.

I try to bring But thank goodness the winter something to the pattern is on its way out and the table to share spring pattern is on its way in. with those who It won’t be too much longer read my column. before the hatchery will be back However, due to to their regular weekly planting poor participaschedule. tion from the Anglers Choice Bass Club will members of the Mike Mencarini hold its first tourney of 2011 on bass, crappie, March 26 on Isabella Lake. This catfish and trout families, finding should give us an indicator on the positive news is hard to come by bass fishthese ing. days.

Just a Thank goodness the winter reminder All kidding to those pattern is on the way out. aside, who fish the fish--Mike Mencarini the ing (or Upper should I Kern at say catching?) news on the lake is this time of year – please be carepretty thin this week. I and just ful as the flows are increasing about everyone I know (and most daily. Use good judgment when if not all who fish Isabella) keep entering or fishing the river. asking the question, “Where are the fish biting?” My answer these Mike Mencarini is a Wofford days is that I just don’t have an Heights resident and a volunteer at answer. These are hopefully the the Kern River Fish Hatchery. For last days of winter. The one thing questions or comments you can I can say is with spring only two reach him through the Kern River weeks away, Mother Nature will Courier, take over and motherhood should office@kernrivercourier.com.

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Green Films will be screened Saturdays March 19 and 26 in The Reel Cinema in Wofford Heights at 10am and Noon each day. Kids’ Green Films will be screened on Sunday afternoon, March 20 as well as during the Kern Valley Community Fair on Sunday, March 27.

On Saturday, March 26 is the Green Expo in the Family Life Center in Wofford Heights from 10am to 4pm,

which showcases green vendors/businesses, both local to Kern County and from elsewhere. Green Businesses are still being sought for our Green Expo.

The 2011 Living Green Kern River Valley Festival closes with the 2nd Annual KRV Community Faire and KRV Garden Group lectures and workshops at the Kern Valley Senior Center in Lake Isabella on Sunday, March 27.

The festival is organized by the allvolunteer Kern River Valley Revitalization organization. To help pay for the costs of putting on the mostly free festival, a silent auction and raffle will offer many prizes, ranging from vacation rooms or camping opportunities to rafting, adventure and fly fishing packages, many restaurant discount certificates, art work, clothing, collectibles and services.

Living Green is a personal commitment to leave less of a footprint upon this planet. Living Green isn’t a “red” or “blue” issue, it is a GREEN issue.

The purpose of Living Green in the KRV is to help Kern County residents and visitors learn about living responsibly, protecting the environment and conserving resources. Check our website, www.LivingGreenKRV.org, for latest information and schedule of events.

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This list was taken from a preliminary schedule. For up to date information and many details on each event, go to www.LivingGreenKRV.org Thursday, March 17: • 9 to 11am, Geotourism Asset Nominating Workshop, Cerro Coso College. Identify KRV tourism assets for National Geographic’s new web site. Free.

• 3:30pm, Story Time: “The New 50 Simple Things Kids Can Do to Save the Earth.” Kern County Library, Lake Isabella. Free.

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Friday, March 18: • Keyesville Classic Mountain Bike Race in Keyesville area. Kids come out and race for free! Free to the public to watch. Continues Saturday and Sunday.

• 3:30pm, After School Recycled Art Workshop, Kern County Library, Kernville. Free.

• 5 to 7:30pm, Living Green Opening Awards Dinner, Family Life Gym, Wofford Heights. Over $2,000 in cash and other prizes will be awarded to 13 Kern River Valley children.

• 6pm, Musical “Just Another Day,” Wallace School cafeteria. Sierra Performing Arts Young People’s Workshop. Tickets $5, lap kids free.

Saturday, March 19: • Green Art Exhibit: “Art Can Recycle Us to A Better Place.” Kern County Library, Lake Isabella. Winning entries of the Kids’ Recycled Art Contest displayed. Free. Continues until March 29 during library hours.

• 8am to Noon, “Habitat Restoration Workday for Living Green,” Kern River Preserve, Weldon. Free.

• 9am to 1pm, Lakeshore Farmers Market. Wofford Heights.

Demonstrations of canning, flower arranging, solar cooking and solar water distilling. Free.

• 9am to 2pm, Native Plant Sale and Farmers’ Market. Nuui Cunni Native American Cultural Center, French Gulch. Native plants may be ordered, prepaid, for delivery later.

• 10am, film “Fuel” about dependence on foreign oil. Reel Cinema, Wofford Heights. Free.

• 12:30 to 2pm, “Afternoon Wildflower Walk” at Kern River Preserve, Weldon. Free.

• 2pm, film “The Cove” about the ritual slaughter of bottlenose dolphins on the coast of Japan. Reel Cinema, Wofford Heights. Free.

• 6pm, Musical “Just Another Day,” Wallace School cafeteria. Sierra Performing Arts Young People’s Workshop. Tickets $5, lap kids free.

Sunday, March 20: • 12:20pm, film “Bear with Me” is a family-oriented heartwarming tale about little Emily and her bear companion, Masha. Free. First Baptist Church of Kernville (next to the Pizza Barn where you’ll get 10% off if you mention Living Green.)

• 2:10pm, film “Furry Vengeance” eco-comedy for the whole family. Free.

First Baptist Church of Kernville.

• 4pm,Kern Valley Orchestra Spring Concert. Donations will be accepted at the door; children free. Kernville Elementary School.

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Health Insurance Matters

Baby Boomers getting Medicare Harry P. Thal Kern River Courier Columnist

PLUNGE continued from page 1 swim laps, a junior lifeguard program, and a summer recreation program.

The program serves free meals, breakfast, snack and lunch to all under 18.

Last year the average was 64 snacks and 37 meals. Also, Kern River Transit schedules additional bus runs to provide more people access to the program.

The total raised by the event was $3,854.86. This will pay for about 60 free lessons. It will also help to fund Junior Lifeguard scholarships that will be granted this year. Thomas stated that there are a couple more fundraisers to go, and all the money goes to the scholarship program; no money goes to administrating the program.

"I feel like we save lives with this program," said Costa, referring to the water safety aspect.

Future projects are in the works. It costs $500 per week to heat the pool on cooler days, but this cost will be offset by the installation of solar panels. The solar panel project will cost $60,000 but will pay for itself within 21/2 years. The panels should be installed by the beginning of this year's session June 13.

Hopefully the next project to be taken on by the group is a pool cover that will also save heating costs and provide more pool safety, lowering insurance costs. A future dream is to eventually enclose the pool for yearround use.

The program runs from April to September; they hope to extend the season.

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Baby Boomers, by definition, are the children who were born to servicemen after World War II. The Armistice was signed August 14, 1945. Now, give the guys a Harry Thal few weeks to return stateside, add nine months, and that puts us into the end of May, 1946. As my birthday is May 29th, I have to be one of the first Baby Boomers – instead of those born on Jan. 1, 1946, as some claim.

Regardless of what date is the beginning of the Boomer generation, we are a significant force to be dealt with. Every eight seconds for the next 18 years another boomer will be turning age 65.

That is more than 10,000 a day!

When the Social Security system and Medicare were first put into place, there was a reason for picking age 65 as the start of benefits. That was the life expectancy of a senior. Today, the 65-year-old statistically has another 18 to 20 years to look forward to. The economic and social implications are hard to imagine.

There are insufficient funds in the Social Security system to support all these people. Medicare

will not be able to sustain the cost of health care for this influx into the system, and to date, Congress has been unable to even discuss this elephant standing in the halls of Congress. They skirt around the issues as the solution is difficult to conceive, and will be even more difficult to vote. Basically, the brave souls who vote to cut benefits will probably not be reelected, as the largest voting block historically are seniors.

Of course the biggest concern is today. Today, we have Medicare and the many options associated with this great social program. As I am now approaching 65 it will be interesting to gain firsthand knowledge of the process. I have specialized in Medicare insurance for the past 25 years, basing my recommendations on education and the experience of others. I have been an advocate in Washington, DC and Sacramento lobbying for the issues affecting seniors. Now it is my turn, and I will pass along these experiences to hopefully smooth the road for the 3,650,000 people who will be turning 65 each year.

Harry P. Thal, MA, is a licensed insurance broker. He is President of the Kern Association of Health Underwriters and on the National Association of Health Underwriters Medicare Advisory Board. He may be reached at 760-376-2100, e-mail harrythal@aol.com or visit him on the web at www.harrythal.com

To Your Good Health

Many causes of foot swelling Paul G. Donohue, M.D. Courier Syndicated Columnist

DEAR DR. DONOHUE: Please explain why I have to take my shoes off late every day because my feet and ankles have swollen. I flop around in slippers without heels. In the morning, after a night's sleep, my feet are back to normal. I am 77 and take no medicines. -- K.M. ANSWER: The medical name for such swelling is edema. Even in relatively healthy people, it occurs if people sit or stand for any length of time.

Gravity pulls fluid out of the circulation, and it accumulates in the feet and ankles. This is especially true at older ages, when the circulatory system becomes somewhat leaky.

For this kind of swelling, the solution is to elevate the legs when sitting. The most effective elevation is raising the legs above heart level, something that can be done only by lying down with pillows propping up the legs. Getting up and moving about is another way to prevent fluid accumulation in the feet.

Heart failure is a more serious cause of such swelling. When the heart's pumping action becomes feeble, fluid escapes from blood vessels and again accumulates in the ankles and feet. Kidney disease with retention of body fluid is another cause of edema. Liver disease does the same.

Another condition called lymphedema produces the same picture.

Lymph is fluid that normally escapes the circulation to percolate around tissues and organs to provide nourishment and to wash away germs.

Small vessels called lymphatics vacuum up this fluid and return it to the circulation. Anything that disrupts lymphatics can lead to ankle/foot swelling. An old infection and surgery are two such disruptors.

Since ankle and foot swelling is a sign of many urgent medical conditions, don't fool around with this. See your family doctor.

The booklet on edema and lymphedema clearly describe these conditions and their treatment. Readers can obtain a copy by writing: Dr. Donohue -- No. 106W, Box 536475, Orlando, FL 32853-6475. Enclose a check or money order for $4.75 U.S./$6 Canada with the recipient's printed name and address. Please allow four weeks for delivery.

Dr. Donohue regrets that he is unable to answer individual letters, but he will incorporate them in his column whenever possible. Readers may write him or request an order form of available health newsletters at P.O. Box 536475, Orlando, FL 328536475. (c) 2011 King Features Synd., Inc. (c) 2011 North America Synd., Inc. All Rights Reserved.

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Clarence Semonious, pastor Prince of Peace Lutheran Fellowship, Kernville

Jesus answered, “It is written…,” three times, Matthew 4:4, 6, 7, during the temptations following His baptism. I wondered about that phrase. The Old Testament uses it 17 times, which results in a usage of 80 times total in the Bible. That which is written in the Bible has to do with Godpleasing topics; Semonious directions for building; behavior and relationships. But similar topics are not the subject of today’s writings. If one looks for a public reference to God-pleasing behavior or avoiding sin, apart from church, he will have to make inference; there’s little direct mention. In fact, whatever is written today resemble reasons that aberrant behavior is somehow excusable or desirable.

Even on a restaurant menu one is urged toward an item because it is, “sinfully delicious.”

It is written that Jesus, His Father’s anointed one, has won the victory over Satan in the deserts of Judea. Satan’s power, his real power, has been tested and it has failed the test. Satan

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thought Jesus was another victim, but in that “victim” he found his conqueror – as was promised in Genesis 3:15, “he shall bruise your head, and you shall bruise his heel.”

It is written that the LORD (yod hey vav hey) said to Abram, “I will bless those who bless you, and him who dishonors you I will curse, and in you all the families of the earth shall be blessed.” Genesis 12:3. When in the Bible one sees the word lord printed in all caps, the original is four letters called the Tetragrammaton. In English the letters appear as, “YHWH,” In the original Hebrew, when the letter Shin is inserted – as “Yod (Y), Hey (H), Shin (S), Vav (W) Hey (H)” it is in English, Jesus.

So it is written so it shall be; God returned to the Earth as a man to reinstate the lost relationship between God and mankind. YHWH came to the Earth as YHSWH, and made visible the image of the invisible God. He is known as the 2nd man (Anthropos – the second man from heaven is heavenly) in St. Paul's 1 Corinthians15:47.

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Kernville Father’s Heart Foursquare Church Kernville Elementary School, Kernville Service Sunday 9:30 a.m.

(760) 223-6704 First Baptist Church of Kernville 46 Valley View Drive, Kernville Sunday Services — 11 a.m. & 6:30 p.m.

(760) 376-6403 Kernville United Methodist Church 251 Big Blue Rd., Kernville Worship Celebration, 9:30 a.m.

(760) 376-2751 Prince of Peace Lutheran Fellowship Center 44 Big Blue Road, Kernville Sunday School 9 a.m., Sunday Service 10:30 a.m.

(760) 417-2014 St. Peter’s Anglican Church 11900 Sierra Way, Kernville Sunday Service 10:00 a.m.

(760) 376-6362 St. Sherrian’s Episcopal Church Services held at Kernville United Methodist Church Sundays 11 a.m.

Wofford Heights Family Life Center Foursquare Church 20 W. Panorama, Wofford Heights Sunday Service 10:30 a.m.

(760) 376-6719 New Life Assembly of God 25 Arden Av., Wofford Heights Sunday Services 9 a.m., 10:30 a.m. & 6 p.m.

(760) 376-6402 St. Jude Catholic Church 86 Nellie Dent Dr., Wofford Heights Sunday Mass 8 a.m. & 10 a.m., Sat. 4 p.m.

(760) 376-2416 Calvary Chapel 125 Sycamore Drive, Wofford Heights Sunday Service 10 a.m.

(760) 376-8789 Christ Fellowship 80 Evans Road, Wofford Heights Sunday Service 10:30 a.m.

Lake Isabella First Baptist Church of Lake Isabella 3701 Suhre, Lake Isabella Sunday Services 8:30 a.m., 11:00 a.m.

Sunday School 9:45 a.m. (760) 379-5615 Fountain of Christ Church 5101 #A Lake Isabella Blvd, Lake Isabella Sunday Service: 9:45 a.m. and 5:30 p.m. Wed. 6 p.m.

(760) 417-0793 Landmark Missionary Baptist Church 2741 Mountain View Rd, Lake Isabella Sunday Services 9:45 a.m. & 5:00 p.m.

(760) 379-5640 Mt. View Southern Baptist Church 2959 Erskine Creek Rd, Lake Isabella Sunday Services 8:30, 11:15 a.m. & 6:00 p.m.

(760) 379-4296 Jehovah’s Witnesses Kingdom Hall 1911 Edith Ave., Lake Isabella (760) 379-8672 Shepherd of the Hills Lutheran Church (LCMS) 377 Highway 155, Lake Isabella

Sunday Services 11 a.m.

(760) 379-2343 Kern Valley Bible Church 3920 Golden Spur, Lake Isabella Sunday Services 9:30 a.m. and 5:30 p.m.

(760) 379-5482 Church of the Nazarene 2931 Erskine Creek Rd., Lake Isabella Sunday Service 10:30 a.m.

(760) 379-2062 Highland Chapel United Methodist 5301 Lake Isabella Bl., Lake Isabella Sunday School & Worship 9:30 a.m.

(760) 379-2120 Lake Isabella Church of Christ 3711 Golden Spur, Lake Isabella Worship Sunday 11 a.m. and 5 p.m., Wed. 6 p.m.

Bible study Sun. 10 a.m.

Kern River Valley Seventh Day Adventist 3801 Golden Spur, Lake Isabella Saturday Service 9:30 a.m.

(760) 379-3206 Kern Valley Pentecostal LightHouse Church 3730 Wagon Wheel Dr., Lake Isabella Sunday School 9:45 Services 10:45 a.m., 5 p.m.

Wed. Service 6 p.m. (760) 379-5819 Mt. Mesa Church of Christ Mt. Mesa 6400 Dogwood Av., Mt. Mesa Sunday Services 9:30 a.m. & 10:30 a.m.

(760) 379-4792 Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints 6400 Park Av., Mt. Mesa Sunday Services 10:00 a.m.

(760) 379-2904 Grace Chapel 12312 Mt. Mesa Rd., Mt. Mesa Sunday Services 9:45 a.m.

(760) 379-4093 Christian Assembly 12424 Mountain Mesa Rd., Mt. Mesa Sunday Services 10:30 a.m. & 6:00 p.m.

(760) 379-6377 Victory Tabernacle (United Pentecostal Church) 4324 Birch, Mt. Mesa Sunday Services 4 p.m.

(760) 379-6360 Southlake/Weldon Kern Christian Church “The River” 14900 Hwy 178, Southlake Sunday Services 8 a.m. and 10 a.m.

(760) 378-3780 He Cares Fellowship 16475 Hwy 178, Southlake Services Sunday 9:30 a.m., Wednesday 6:30 p.m.

(760) 379-6935 Weldon United Methodist Church 20021 Hwy. 178, Weldon Sunday Services 9 a.m. and 10:30 a.m.

(760) 378-2321 Weldon Baptist Church 20674 Highway 178 Sunday Services 10 a.m. & 6 p.m.

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Even so, come Lord Jesus Jack Duitsman, pastor Father’s Heart Foursquare Church, Kernville

You know how to discern the face of the sky, but you cannot discern the signs of the times. Matthew 16:3 The 1970s were quite the time to come to know the Lord. The charismatic renewal was alive with serious Duitsman talk of the imminent return of Jesus to rapture His Church, and the world at large was awash in upheaval with the Middle East leading the way. The U.S. president was openly declaring the end of global western dominance, with shrinking oil reserves swinging the balance of power to, you guessed it, the Middle Eastern nations of the world. Inflation was staggeringly high, gas lines were unthinkably long. "This can't possibly go on much longer" was a common mantra.

Fast forward to 2011, and even the most ardent proclaimers of the second coming have lost their thunder over the past 30+ years as prosperity returned to America, oil reserves of monumental proportions were discovered all over the planet, and Middle East skirmishes grew monotonous and have always proven less than apocalyptic. So

what to make then of recent events that have put the Middle East squarely back on the radar screen? Unrest in Egypt and Libya has grabbed headlines.

Muslim nations are pointing to the long awaited rise of the 12th Imam or Madhi as a present reality, ancient Mayan calendars run out of numbers very soon, the Jewish community is whispering again regarding Messiah's intervention in human history, and not to be outdone, a pastor in northern California has even put a very close date on the second coming of Jesus.

2 Timothy 4:8 speaks of those who "have longed for His appearing," with a sense of the brevity of life in view of eternal reality. Not a dislike of this life and a "hurry up and get me out of this mess Lord," but a firm grasp that this life is only transitory for what will be experienced throughout eternity. The cry of "maranatha" (greek for "come Lord Jesus) is a profound desire to see things set right and an understanding that only Lord Jesus can bring this about. The days in which we live ought to remind us that the system of this world really is passing away, and that you and I were built for an eternal home where the Father will receive us forever.

For what we see happening around us, we pray; and for our heart's longing for the Prince of Peace to reign forever, we lift our gaze to the eastern sky. Even so, come Lord Jesus.

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Talking About Real Estate

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5 ways to get agents on stick

Cry me a (Kern) river

Matt Freeman Kern River Courier Columnist

In this changing real estate climate, sellers have been hit particularly hard. Property values are going down and buyers seem to be few and far between. Banks are tightening the reins on credit and there is all kinds of inventory on the market.

Stocked shelves with nobody in the store, basical- Matt Freeman ly. So here are five tips for sellers to set their listings apart, get real estate agents to show their properties first.

1: Make sure your house is easily accessible for showing. In this market, with so much inventory real estate agents will pass right on by if they have to call first or schedule an appointment. It is unfortunate this is true because it is sheer laziness, but it is human nature to go down the quickest and easiest road. Have your real estate agent put a lockbox on the house and offer access at all times.

Our new lockboxes even e-mail us when the house is shown and tell us when and who showed it.

Something to take advantage of.

2: Have a large Internet presence. Make buyers see your house first so they tell their real estate agent about it first. Make sure

your real estate agent is on www.realtor.com. Much of my business comes from that site, very important to have a presence there.

3: Offer to assist with closing costs. This is something that draws people to see your home because legally depending on the loan product the seller can contribute between 3% and 6% of the home purchase price towards the buyer's closing costs. Makes a buyer very interested especially if they have no or little money down.

4: Put a great sign out front. I make it a point to have a really nice sign in the front yard on a post, not just a metal sign that falls over in the wind. It makes your listing stand out to anyone driving by and says that you are serious about selling your home. Seems insignificant but it really does work.

5: Offer increased commission.

In this market, the way things are with fewer buyers and too many listings this is a good way to set yours apart. What is an extra 1% above the competition if it gets your house looked at and sold, ask your real estate agent to make sure it goes toward the selling agent's pocket.

Matt Freeman is a Realtor with Freeman’s Lakeside Realty (760) 379-5915 or cell 223-0880. His column is not intended to replace legal advice.

water we send them, the more it disappears into the ever sprawling limits of Bakersfield.

While we in the Kern River Instead of crying over spilt Valley have had our attention water, why not promote the fixed elsewhere, Bakersfield idea of conserving a river? I has not so quietly been fighthave not heard yet about coning to acquire additional water serving a river of water. What rights to the a novel idea! What if the Kern River.

500,800 population of Metro Granted, Bakersfield were to conserve our focus enough water to return water was on topagain to flow where it once ics more did? immediate to What if the 102,467 houseour liveliholds were to each flush 4 galhoods, lons less a day down the toirestoring the let? An older toilet can use up planting of to 4 gallons a flush times the Batelaan trout to our average 4.5 flushes a day. That river. And to is over 1 acre foot of water the lower lake levels imposed alone. Plant and waterless on us due to the possibility of lawn? The average lawn needs dam failure.

1.5 to 2 inches a week. Take But shorter meanshowers? while, The averour show“Why not promote the idea age downer uses river 2.5 to 4 of conserving a river? ” neighgallons a bors are minute --Michael Batelaan times 10 pushing to take to 30 minmore utes each Kern day.

River Just water, simply just to have waste less water. Then ask for water to run through town. If the river back. the extra water even exists; Michael Batelaan is publisher there are many who argue that of the Kern River Courier. He it doesn't. can be reached at office@kernThe problem is the more rivercourier.com

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Pool fun Fifteen good-natured (and brave) Kern Valley citizens decided to show their mettle and dive into a 42-degree pool for a good cause – to raise money for the Kern Valley Aquatics Program. A story and another picture are on page 1, but here is another shot of people having fun and joining in the spirit of the valley.

Kern River Courier photo by Michael Batelaan

Residents talk trash and blow smoke at air quality meeting Michael Batelaan Kern River Courier

The Lake Isabella-Bodfish Property Owners Association held a public Town Hall Meeting on Tuesday about Recycling and Air Quality at the Senior Center.

The panelists on hand were Sheri Boyer, Recycling Coordinator for Thomas Refuse Service, Inc. and Sierra Waste Transfer Inc., and David L. Jones, Air Pollution Control Officer from East Kern County Air Pollution Control District.

Sheri Boyer of Thomas Refuse presented an overview of the public's role and Thomas Refuse’s role in recycling.

She discussed the metal, plastic, glass and paper products that are acceptable for local recycling and others that are not recyclable. She also explored the reasons for pre-separating CRV, non CRV, packaging, metals, plastic and glass in order to expedite your wait time and the traffic at the redemption center.

Jones talked about wood smoke, the health effects of smoke and how you can reduce wood smoke pollution. He mentioned that residential wood burning is a growing source of air pollution affecting and damaging our health, our property and our environment.

Kern River Valley Little League Signups Registration cost through March 16 is $55.00 per play, $130.00 for family of 3 or more.

Registration cost after March 16 is $70.00 per player, $150.00 for family of 3 or more.

Signups every Saturday from 10am-2pm at Vons.

Signups at Pizza Factory in Lake Isabella 5pm8pm on March 16 and March 30 (Wednesday).

Website: www.krvll.com Email: llofkrv@yahoo.com

Letters to the Courier Michael Batelaan/Kern River Courier

Courier columnist Richard Rowe speaks at the microphone at the recycling and air quality town hall meeting Tuesday.

If you or family members suffer from chronic or repeated respiratory problems you should probably not burn wood at all. If you must burn wood, make sure your wood stove doesn't leak and that you operate it correctly.

The Town Hall meeting was one of the many Living Green coordinated events preceding the Living Green Festival March 17 through 27. See the story on page 1.

Dear Kern River Courier, When I go to a restaurant, I don’t want to see the wait staff or the cook staff standing out front sucking on cigar-ettes, only to come back in and take my order smelling like an ash tray. That would ruin my appetite.

You don’t often see that practice at restaurants and fast food stores because these businesses have policies that require their employees to smoke out back and wash their hands afterward.

So why can’t the stores in the plaza shopping center in Lake Isabella have such policies for their uniformed employees? There is plenty of room out back and they could wash their hands on the way back in.

These chain-smoking employees are handling your food. It looks bad for the store and it kind of ruins my appetite walking in.

And you know how much more you buy when you’re hungry.

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Courier chuckle of the week: "Don't worry about the world coming to an end today ... it's already tomorrow in Australia."

-- Charles Schulz

See Page 14 for answers to puzzles

Salome’s Stars ARIES (March 21 to April 19) The week promises a calmer aspect. Although there might be some lingering effects of a recent job problem, things should continue to ease up.

TAURUS (April 20 to May 20) If you feel uneasy about a colleague's suggestion, it might be that your wise inner Taurean guide is alerting you to a potential problem. Stepping away could turn out to be the right thing to do.

GEMINI (May 21 to June 20) A family get-together opens up new opportunities for renewing ties. It could be effective in dealing with disagreements that should have been, but never were, fully resolved.

CANCER (June 21 to July 22) You might be surprised at the response you get to a recent decision.

You might be even more surprised by the reasons behind it.

LEO (July 23 to August 22) Your aspects favor resolving any tensions left over from a recent incident. You might want to consider having a "clear the air" talk as soon as you can.

VIRGO (August 23 to September 22) Avoid repeating yourself. If your first few efforts fail to connect, maybe it's because you haven't found the right way to get your message across. Try changing your approach.

Kern River Courier

LIBRA (September 23 to October 22) Good intentions plus a strong resolve to succeed can take you where you want to go. Don't give up just because you think you might be pursuing an impossible cause.

SCORPIO (October 23 to November 21) An unexpected setback can be a blessing in disguise. Use it to recheck your facts and how you've presented them.

Meanwhile, look for ways to expand your contacts.

SAGITTARIUS (November 22 to December 21) You should finally be seeing a positive change in a recent personal situation. However, an on-the-job matter might need more attention than you realized.

CAPRICORN (December 22 to January 19) While you should be close to completing an important matter, you still need to focus on being focused. But things ease up in time for weekend fun with family and friends.

AQUARIUS (January 20 to February 18) A certain matter might take an unexpected turn. Don't simply accept it; ask for an explanation. What you learn might be to your benefit.

PISCES (February 19 to March 20) Projecting a positive attitude helps restore calm even when you're confronting some pretty stormy situations. Stay the course. The outcome will be well worth your efforts.

BORN THIS WEEK: While you enjoy tradition and stability, you also appreciate the good things that change can bring. c) 2011King Features Synd., Inc.

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Trivia Test

By Fifi Rodriguez 1. GEOGRAPHY: What two nations lie directly north of the Gulf of Oman?

2. U.S. STATES: Which state's name is Spanish for "snow clad"?

3. MOVIES: What was the name of the Volkswagen made famous in "The Love Bug"?

4. FAMOUS PEOPLE: What abolitionist was the first black woman to win a court case against a white man for illegally selling her son as a slave?

5. LITERATURE: In what book did the characters Tweedledum and Tweedledee first appear?

Answers:

1. Iran and Pakistan 2. Nevada 3. Herbie 4. Sojourner Truth 5. "Through the Looking-Glass"

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(c) 2011 King Features Synd., Inc.

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California Joe’s Storytelling Corner

Our Valley, Our Earth

Granite series comes to end Ron Bolyard Kern River Courier Columnist

For the past ten columns, I have been detailing the outcrop at Robinson Cove pass (even though it became inaccessible!) I tried hard to entice the reader into following the presentation by giving examples, Ron Bolyard explanations and conclusions. I personally enjoyed the academic exercise of putting the articles together and I now have a much better understand of the mechanics and genesis of how this particular outcrop was formed. My ultimate

goal was to give the reader a scientific approach that would allow them to look at other outcrops within the valley, and have an idea of how to analyze what is being viewed. I do hope that I was successful in conveying that process.

It is very important that the reader understands that after all the work and analysis, my conclusions could be incorrect, in part, or in entirety. But I offered an educated guess, as a target.

For those who disagree with my conclusions they can now offer their interpretations to strengthen the guesses into a possible future theory. So I welcome and solicit all thoughts, critique and comments!

Thank You! Ron Bolyard is a retired geologist and has developed an “acute interest” in the geology of the southern Sierra Nevada since he moved here in 1999.

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Best cowboy that ever was California Joe Kern River Courier Columnist

Leather-tough Charles Goodnight (1836-1929) was born into a German family in Illinois. His father died of pneumonia when Charles was 5. His mother remarried, and the family relocated to the Brazos River in Texas California Joe when little Charlie was 9.

At 12 he was breaking mustangs, at 15 he was a jockey who won many horse races for his overjoyed stepfather.

In 1856 Charles partnered with step-brother J.S. Sheek, tending 430 cows belonging to neighbor Claiborne Varner. In return, they could keep every newborn calf. By 1860 the two had 180 head grazing in the Keechi V alley.

The Civil War suspended their burgeoning bovine business.

Goodnight served as a Texas Ranger confederate scout. In 1864 he returned to find his portion of the herd had grown to 5,000 head.

He and Sheek negotiated to buy the entire herd, and by 1865 they had 8,000 head.

In 1866 goodnight met 54-yearold Oliver Loving and changed business partners. The great cattle drives were starting and already Goodnight wanted to do it his way.

He wanted to drive his cattle to the Colorado frontier by way of New Mexico. That summer he, Loving and 18 cowboys set out with 2,000 longhorns across what would come to be known as the GoodnightLoving trail to Ft. Sumner, New Mexico.

On the trail Goodnight made rawhide history. The Concho River represented the last water for 92 miles. From there he pushed the herd 72 hours without a break. At 2 am on the third night the cows smelled the waters of the Pecos 12 miles away and stampeded the rest of the way.

Though 300 head dropped during the forced march and another 100 dropped in the final confusion, the trip was a financial success.

Most were sold to the government.

Loving drove the remaining cattle into Denver. Goodnight went back to Texas with $12,000 in his saddlebags.

On that first cattle drive to Colorado, Goodnight figured his cowboys would need to chow down, so he also invented the chuckwagon by revamping an army surplus wagon. He devised the cowboy version of meals on wheels, complete with compartments for transporting bacon, beans, coffee, flour, spices and liquor.

This was the cowboss other men would follow!

California Joe is the storyteller persona of Stevenson Phillips, an actor and singer living in Kernville.

You may reach him at sscaljoe@aol.com

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The Kern River Courier circulates 5,000 copies. There are minimal leftovers, about 100-200 copies. That means at least 4,800 copies are picked up each week.

So ... if 4,800 copies are read by 2.26 readers each, that means that each issue of the Courier is read by 10,848 readers!

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EVENTS continued from page 2 Geotourism workshop to be held Thursday, March 17 There will be a workshop on Thursday, March 17 from 9 to 11am at Cerro Coso College in Lake Isabella, sponsored by Kern River Valley Revitalization & the KRV Geotourism Collaborative. This workshop will assist individuals and teams to begin to enter nominations for National Geographic’s Sierra Nevada Geotourism MapGuide Southern Sierra section. Identify Geotourism assets to nominate. Info: Cynthia Allred (760) 376-3848cynthia@destinotravelcompany.com.

McCarthy staff to hold local office hours on March 17 Congressman Kevin McCarthy staff will hold office hours in Lake Isabella on Thursday, March 17 from 1:30 p.m. to 2:30 p.m. at the County Complex in Lake Isabella. Contact Vince Fong, District Director for Congressman McCarthy, at (661) 327-3611.

Grove staff to hold local office hours on March 17 A Field Representative for Assemblywoman Shannon Grove will hold office hours in Lake Isabella on Thursday, March 17 from 1:30 p.m.2:30p.m. at the County Complex in Lake Isabella. Contact Javier Reyes, Field Representative for Assemblywoman Grove, at (661) 395-2995.

Parenting class starts Thursday, March 17 in Lake Isabella A Nurturing Parenting Program will start Thursday, March 17 from 10:00 am to Noon at the KRV Family Resource Center, 5109 Lake Isabella Blvd. (next to NAPA). A light lunch will be provided at every class. A light dinner will be provided. This 10-week interactive program is designed specifically for parents who want to use discipline with dignity and make good choices to keep their children safe. Call Michelle or Sue at 760-3792556 to enroll. Cost is $25 payable at start or in payments over the class period.

Infants and toddlers 0-4 invited to singalong program Infants and toddlers are invited, along with their parents and caregivers, to take part in a free community singalong for ages 0-4, Thursdays starting March 17 from 10:30 to 11 a.m. at the Kernville United Methodist Church at 251 Big Blue Road. It will be 30 minutes of parent-led singing, dancing, and shaker play.

Safety class for older drivers might lead to insurance discount The next 55 Alive/Driver Safety Program will be held March 17 (Thursday, an all-day class) from 8 to 5pm at the St Peters Church, 11900 Sierra Way, Kernville, across the street from the Hi Ho Trailer Park.

Participants must attend the entire day. The course does not involve driving, but does emphasize safe driving procedures for older drivers. In California, a certificate of course completion usually entitles the student to a reduction in their auto insurance for three years following the date of the class. All materials and workbooks have been updated and include the latest driving information. To learn more, or to enroll, call instructor Rod Middleworth at 760-376-6039. Fees are $12 each for AARP members and

See HAPPENINGS, Page 16

Friday, March 11, 2011

Things I Have Noticed...

These deer funny-looking Rod Middleworth Kern River Courier Columnist

Each week early on Sunday mornings, a group of us get together at the Airport Coffee Shop. Much of the time we are entertained by aircraft landing and taking off from the field, easily seen through the large windows of the coffee Middleworth shop. In the summer we sometimes sit outside on the covered patio and are always awed by the view and activity that seems to abound at this small airfield. And of course we all agree that the food is good!

A few weeks ago we were sitting at the big round table on the east side of the room. There were eight of us at the table.

We had a view of the mountain to the east separated from the highway by a four-foot barbed wire fence. Movement caught our eye. Suddenly next to the fence we noticed three deer loping their way north. It caught the attention of everyone in the room and we marveled at this view of nature in action.

Suddenly more deer showed up. Before they had all sauntered by and disappeared, we counted 15 deer along that fence line. It was awesome and completely unexpected.

Several of the deer lingered a bit and it almost seemed as if

they were looking across the road at us watching them. And then they were gone. We all agreed that it was a special event and one that we were fortunate to see.

If the story ended there it would have been enough.

Unfortunately (for me), there is more.

The next Sunday as we sat around our same table, I glanced out the window and noticed another deer. As I called for everyone to look, several more came into view.

Immediately all eyes in the coffee shop looked out the window and saw what I finally realized I was seeing – a small herd of cattle ambling their way up the same path the deer had taken the week before.

There were no deer, only a group of bovines heading north for breakfast. I sat there amid laughter and offers for the use of eyeglasses, and realized that it would take a long time for me to live down my wildlife identification abilities to the assembled.

As the weeks have passed, I still keep a sharp eye out for redemption. (Another grouping of real deer.) But, I'm afraid that it might never happen again and I will forever be known as “Cousin Weakeyes” who sees funny looking deer.

Wofford Heights resident Rod Middleworth, a retired security manager for Pacific Bell, is an instructor for the local AARP Driver Safety Program.

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Kern River Courier Legal Notices FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT Fictitious Business Name(s) DBA #1: CENTENNIAL DENTAL CLINIC (2011 - B0419). Street address of principal place of business: 201 China Grade Loop, Bakersfield, CA 93308.

Mailing address of business: 201 China Grade Loop, Bakersfield, CA 93308. REGISTRANT: Salama and Alkhalayleh Dental Corporation, 201 China Grade Loop, Bakersfield, CA 93308. F-Corporation. Date the business commenced: 03/24/2006.

Notice: In accordance with subdivision (a) of Section 17920, a fictitious name statement generally expires at the end of five years from the date on which it was filed in the office of the County Clerk, except, as provided in subdivision (b) of Section 17920, where it expires 40 days after any change in the facts set forth in the statement pursuant to Section 17913 other than a change in the residence address of a registered owner. A new Fictitious Business Name Statement must be filed before the expiration.

The filing of this statement does not of itself authorize the use in this State of a fictitious business name in violation of the rights of another under Federal, State or Common Law (see Section 14411 et seq., Business and Professions Code) Signed: Wasfi F. Salama, President. This statement filed on 01/20/2011.

Expires 01/20/2016. ANN K. BARNETT, Auditor-Controller-County Clerk. By V. Zuniga. Published by the Kern River Courier February 18, 25, March 4 and 11, 2011.

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT Fictitious Business Name(s) DBA #1: PAT TURNHAM REALTY (2011 B0926). Street address of principal place of business: 6925 Wofford Boulevard, Wofford Heights, CA 93285. Mailing address of business: P.O. Box 3831, Wofford Heights, CA 93285.

REGISTRANT: Patricia Turnham, 58 Loma Drive, Wofford Heights, CA 93285. A-Individual.

Date the business commenced: 00/00/0000. Notice: In accordance with subdivision (a) of Section 17920, a fictitious name statement generally expires at the end of five years from the date on which it was filed in the office of the County Clerk, except, as provided in subdivision (b) of Section 17920, where it expires 40 days after any change in the facts set forth in the statement pursuant to Section 17913 other than a change in the residence address of a registered owner. A new Fictitious Business Name Statement must be filed before the expiration.

The filing of this statement does not of itself authorize the use in this State of a fictitious business name in violation of the rights of another under Federal, State or Common Law (see Section 14411 et seq., Business and Professions Code) Signed: Patricia Turnham. This statement filed on 02/10/2011. Expires 02/10/2016.

ANN K. BARNETT, AuditorController-County Clerk. By M. Medina. Published by the Kern River Courier February 18, 25, March 4 and 11, 2011.

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT Fictitious Business Name(s) DBA #1: SALAMA AND ALKHALAVLEH DENTAL CORPORATION (2011 B0418). Street address of principal place of business: 201 China Grade Loop, Bakersfield, CA 93308.

Mailing address of business: 201 China Grade Loop, Bakersfield, CA 93308. REGISTRANT: Salama and Alkhalayleh Dental Corporation, 201 China Grade Loop, Bakersfield, CA

93308. F-Corporation. Date the business commenced: 03/24/2006.

Notice: In accordance with subdivision (a) of Section 17920, a fictitious name statement generally expires at the end of five years from the date on which it was filed in the office of the County Clerk, except, as provided in subdivision (b) of Section 17920, where it expires 40 days after any change in the facts set forth in the statement pursuant to Section 17913 other than a change in the residence address of a registered owner. A new Fictitious Business Name Statement must be filed before the expiration.

The filing of this statement does not of itself authorize the use in this State of a fictitious business name in violation of the rights of another under Federal, State or Common Law (see Section 14411 et seq., Business and Professions Code) Signed: Wasfi F. Salama, President. This statement filed on 01/20/2011.

Expires 01/20/2016. ANN K. BARNETT, Auditor-Controller-County Clerk. By V. Zuniga. Published by the Kern River Courier February 18, 25, March 4 and 11, 2011.

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT Fictitious Business Name(s) DBA #1: T & L RANCH (2011 - B0974). Street address of principal place of business: 7230 Cyrus Canyon Road, Kernville, CA 93238. Mailing address of business: P.O. Box 1526, Kernville, CA 93238. REGISTRANTS: Lauren Nash, 7230 Cyrus Canyon Road, Kernville, CA 93238 and Todd Noble, 7230 Cyrus Canyon Road, Kernville, CA 93238. J-Joint Venture. Date the business commenced: 00/00/0000.

Notice: In accordance with subdivision (a) of Section 17920, a fictitious name statement generally expires at the end of five years from the date on which it was filed in the office of the County Clerk, except, as provided in subdivision (b) of Section 17920, where it expires 40 days after any change in the facts set forth in the statement pursuant to Section 17913 other than a change in the residence address of a registered owner. A new Fictitious Business Name Statement must be filed before the expiration.

The filing of this statement does not of itself authorize the use in this State of a fictitious business name in violation of the rights of another under Federal, State or Common Law (see Section 14411 et seq., Business and Professions Code) Signed: Todd Noble. This statement filed on 02/11/2011. Expires 02/11/2016.

ANN K. BARNETT, AuditorController-County Clerk. By M. Medina. Published by the Kern River Courier February 18, 25, March 4 and 11, 2011.

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT Fictitious Business Name(s) DBA #1: TODD NOBLE CONSTRUCTION (2011 - B0973). Street address of principal place of business: 7230 Cyrus Canyon Road, Kernville, CA 93238. Mailing address of business: P.O. Box 1526, Kernville, CA 93238.

REGISTRANT: Todd Noble, 7230 Cyrus Canyon Road, Kernville, CA 93238. A-Individual. Date the business commenced: 02/03/2011.

Notice: In accordance with subdivision (a) of Section 17920, a fictitious name statement generally expires at the end of five years from the date on which it was filed in the office of the County Clerk, except, as provided in subdivision (b) of Section 17920, where it expires 40 days after any change in the facts set forth in the statement pursuant to Section 17913 other than a change in the residence

address of a registered owner. A new Fictitious Business Name Statement must be filed before the expiration.

The filing of this statement does not of itself authorize the use in this State of a fictitious business name in violation of the rights of another under Federal, State or Common Law (see Section 14411 et seq., Business and Professions Code) Signed: Todd Noble. This statement filed on 02/11/2011. Expires 02/11/2016.

ANN K. BARNETT, AuditorController-County Clerk. By M. Medina. Published by the Kern River Courier February 18, 25, March 4 and 11, 2011.

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT Fictitious Business Name(s) DBA #1: 101 PRODUCE (2011 - B0730).

Street address of principal place of business: 225 Palomo Street, Shafter, CA 93263. Mailing address of business: 137 West Ash Avenue, Shafter, CA 93263. REGISTRANT: Jose Luis Duran, 225 Palomo Street, Shafter CA 93263. A-Individual. Date the business commenced: 00/00/0000.

Notice: In accordance with subdivision (a) of Section 17920, a fictitious name statement generally expires at the end of five years from the date on which it was filed in the office of the County Clerk, except, as provided in subdivision (b) of Section 17920, where it expires 40 days after any change in the facts set forth in the statement pursuant to Section 17913 other than a change in the residence address of a registered owner. A new Fictitious Business Name Statement must be filed before the expiration.

The filing of this statement does not of itself authorize the use in this State of a fictitious business name in violation of the rights of another under Federal, State or Common Law (see Section 14411 et seq., Business and Professions Code) Signed: Jose Luis Duran. This statement filed on 02/02/2011. Expires 02/02/2016.

ANN K. BARNETT, AuditorController-County Clerk. By N. Hawley. Published by the Kern River Courier February 18, 25, March 4 and 11, 2011.

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT Fictitious Business Name(s) DBA #1: LIGHTHOUSE PROPERTIES (2011 - B1125). Street address of principal place of business: 6501 Wofford Boulevard, Suite A, Wofford Heights, CA 93285. Mailing address of business: P.O. Box 74, Wofford Heights, CA 93285. REGISTRANT: Tami Moosios, 6501 Wofford Boulevard, #5, Wofford Heights, CA 93285. AIndividual. Date the business commenced: 06/01/2000. Notice: In accordance with subdivision (a) of Section 17920, a fictitious name statement generally expires at the end of five years from the date on which it was filed in the office of the County Clerk, except, as provided in subdivision (b) of Section 17920, where it expires 40 days after any change in the facts set forth in the statement pursuant to Section 17913 other than a change in the residence address of a registered owner. A new Fictitious Business Name Statement must be filed before the expiration. The filing of this statement does not of itself authorize the use in this State of a fictitious business name in violation of the rights of another under Federal, State or Common Law (see Section 14411 et seq., Business and Professions Code) Signed: Tami Moosios. This statement filed on 02/17/2011. Expires 02/17/2016.

ANN K. BARNETT, AuditorController-County Clerk. By G.

Public Meeting Announcement The Southern California Edison Company announces a public information meeting to be held for the Upper Kern Basin Fishery Resource Enhancement (Trust Fund).

Date: April 11, 2011 Time: 7:00pm - 9:00pm Location: U.S. Forest Service District Office 105 Whitney Road Kernville, CA 93238 Purpose: • Summary and status reports of current projects and funding.

• Discussion of Trust Fund website: Upper Kern Fishery Management • Question/answer session re: Fund status and potential for funding projects • Discussion topics from the floor • Selection of October 2011 public meeting date Proposals and other materials are on file at these public access loctions for public review: Kern River Valley Branch Library 7054 Lake Isabella Blvd.

Lake Isabella, CA 93240 Beale Public Library 701 Truxton Avenue Bakersfield, CA 93301 Hatchery Museum P.O. Box 1908 Kernville, CA 93238

Kern River Ranger District 4875 Ponderosa Drive Lake Isabella, CA 93240 Kern River Ranger District 105 Whitney Rd. Kernville, CA 93238 http://krvr.org

Meza. Published by the Kern River Courier February 25, March 4, 11 and 18, 2011.

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT Fictitious Business Name(s) DBA #1: LOVING HEARTS ROOM AND BOARD (2011 - B0872). Street address of principal place of business: 2671 Oswell Street, #223, Bakersfield, CA 93306. Mailing address of business: 2671 Oswell Street, #223, Bakersfield, CA 93306.

REGISTRANT: Christina Felix, 14300 Raphael Avenue, Bakersfield, CA 93306. A-Individual. Date the business commenced: 00/00/0000.

Notice: In accordance with subdivision (a) of Section 17920, a fictitious name statement generally expires at the end of five years from the date on which it was filed in the office of the County Clerk, except, as provided in subdivision (b) of Section 17920, where it expires 40 days after any change in the facts set forth in the statement pursuant to Section 17913 other than a change in the residence address of a registered owner. A new Fictitious Business Name Statement must be filed before the expiration.

The filing of this statement does not of itself authorize the use in this State of a fictitious business name in violation of the rights of another under Federal, State or Common Law (see Section 14411 et seq., Business and Professions Code) Signed: Christina Felix. This statement filed on 02/08/2011. Expires 02/08/2016.

ANN K. BARNETT, AuditorController-County Clerk. By G. Meza. Published by the Kern River Courier February 25, March 4, 11 and 18, 2011.

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT Fictitious Business Name(s) DBA #1: GRAY PROVENCE BOUTIQUE (2011-B0673), DBA #2: GRAY PROVENCE BOUTIQUES (2011B0674), DBA #3: PROVENCE BOUTIQUES (2011-B0675), DBA #4: PROVENCE BOUTIQUE (2011B0676), DBA #5: GRAY PROVENCE (2011-B0677), DBA #5: TAVERN DOGS (2011-B0678), DBA #6: TAVERN DOG (2011-B0679).

Street address of principal place of business: 1304 19th Street, Bakersfield, CA 93301. Mailing address of business: P.O. Box 767, Bakersfield, CA 93302. REGISTRANTS: William Gray, 1304 19th Street, Bakersfield, CA 93301 and Deanna Gray, 1304 19th Street, Bakersfield, CA 93301. I-Husband and Wife. Date the business commenced: 00/00/0000. Notice: In accordance with subdivision (a) of Section 17920, a fictitious name statement generally expires at the end of five years from the date on which it was filed in the office of the County Clerk, except, as provided in subdivision (b) of Section 17920, where it expires 40 days after any change in the facts set forth in the statement pursuant to Section 17913 other than a change in the residence address of a registered owner. A new Fictitious Business Name Statement must be filed before the expiration. The filing of this statement does not of itself authorize the use in this State of a fictitious business name in violation of the rights of another under Federal, State or Common Law (see Section 14411 et seq., Business and Professions Code) Signed: William Gray. This statement filed on 01/31/2011. Expires 01/31/2016.

ANN K. BARNETT, AuditorController-County Clerk. G. Meza.

Published by the Kern River Courier February 25, March 4, 11 and 18, 2011.

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT Fictitious Business Name(s) DBA #1: INYOKERN TRANSMISSION (2011 - B0696). Street address of principal place of business: 6553 Inyokern Road, Inyokern, CA 93527.

Mailing address of business: 6621 Buckle Avenue, Inyokern, CA 93527.

REGISTRANTS: James Elson, 6621 Buckle Avenue, Inyokern, CA 93527 and Bernadette Elson, 6621 Buckle Avenue, Inyokern, CA 93527. IHusband and Wife. Date the business commenced: 01/01/2011. Notice: In accordance with subdivision (a) of Section 17920, a fictitious name statement generally expires at the end of five years from the date on which it was filed in the office of the County Clerk, except, as provided in subdivision (b) of Section 17920, where it expires 40 days after any change in the facts set forth in the statement pursuant to Section 17913 other than a change in the residence address of a registered owner. A new Fictitious Business Name Statement must be filed before the expiration. The filing of this statement does not of itself authorize the use in this State of a fictitious business name in violation of the rights of another under Federal,

State or Common Law (see Section 14411 et seq., Business and Professions Code) Signed: Bernadette Elson. This statement filed on 02/01/2011. Expires 02/01/2016.

ANN K. BARNETT, AuditorController-County Clerk. By V. Zuniga. Published by the Kern River Courier February 25, March 4, 11 and 18, 2011.

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT Fictitious Business Name(s) DBA #1: FULL CYCLE REAL ESTATE (2011 - B1282). Street address of principal place of business: 9669 Mendiburu Road, California City, CA 93505.

Mailing address of business: 9669 Mendiburu Road, California City, CA 93505. REGISTRANT: Harold S. Fairbank III, 9669 Mendiburu Road, California City, CA 93505. AIndividual. Date the business commenced: 01/01/1976. Notice: In accordance with subdivision (a) of Section 17920, a fictitious name statement generally expires at the end of five years from the date on which it was filed in the office of the County Clerk, except, as provided in subdivision (b) of Section 17920, where it expires 40 days after any change in the facts set forth in the statement pursuant to Section 17913 other than a change in the residence address of a registered owner. A new Fictitious Business Name Statement must be filed before the expiration. The filing of this statement does not of itself authorize the use in this State of a fictitious business name in violation of the rights of another under Federal, State or Common Law (see Section 14411 et seq., Business and Professions Code) Signed: Harold S. Fairbank III. This statement filed on 02/24/2011. Expires 02/24/2016.

ANN K. BARNETT, AuditorController-County Clerk. By M. Medina. Published by the Kern River Courier March 4, 11, 18 and 25, 2011.

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT Fictitious Business Name(s) DBA #1: KRV PUBLISHING (2011 - B1246), DBA #2: KERN RIVER COURIER (2011 - B1247), DBA #3: WHISKEY FLAT CLAIM JUMPER (2011 B1248), DBA #4: KERN ANGLER (2011 - B1249), DBA #5: GREEN LIVING (2011 - B1250), DBA #6: KERN RIVER HIGHWAYS (2011 B1251), DBA #7: KERN RIVER CONCIERGE (2011 - B1252), DBA #8: KERN RIVER MENUS (2011 B1253), DBA #9: KERN RIVER COOKBOOK (2011 - B1254), DBA #10: KERN RIVER'S BEST (2011 B1255), DBA #11: KERN RIVER COUNTRY FAIR (2011 - B1256).

Street address of principal place of business: 6392 B Wofford Boulevard, Wofford Heights, CA 93285. Mailing address of business: P.O. Box 1145, Wofford Heights, CA 93285. REGISTRANT: Michael Batelaan, 1549 Bodfish Canyon Road, Bodfish, CA 93205. A-Individual. Date the business commenced: 00/00/0000.

Notice: In accordance with subdivision (a) of Section 17920, a fictitious name statement generally expires at the end of five years from the date on which it was filed in the office of the County Clerk, except, as provided in subdivision (b) of Section 17920, where it expires 40 days after any change in the facts set forth in the statement pursuant to Section 17913 other than a change in the residence address of a registered owner. A new Fictitious Business Name Statement must be filed before the expiration.

The filing of this statement does not of itself authorize the use in this State of a fictitious business name in violation of the rights of another under Federal, State or Common Law (see Section 14411 et seq., Business and Professions Code) Signed: Michael Batelaan. This statement filed on 02/24/2011. Expires 02/24/2016.

ANN K. BARNETT, AuditorController-County Clerk. By M. Medina. Published by the Kern River Courier March 4, 11, 18 and 25, 2011.

STATEMENT OF ABANDONMENT OF USE OF FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME Fictitious Business Name being abandoned: KERN ANGLER, (2008B1153). Street address of business: 6392-B Wofford Boulevard, Wofford Heights, CA 93285; Mailing address of Business; P.O. Box 1145, Wofford Heights, CA 93285; REGISTRANTS WHO WISH TO ABANDON THE BUSINESS NAME: Michael Batelaan, 1549 Bodfish Canyon Road, Bodfish, CA 93205 and Michael Devich, 504 Melville Way, Lompoc, CA 93436; Original FBN Statement Filed on: 02/14/2008. This Statement of Abandonment filed on: 02/24/2011.

ANN K. BARNETT, AuditorController-County Clerk by G. Meza, Deputy Clerk (34993). Published by the Kern River Courier March 4, 11, 18 and 25, 2011.

STATEMENT OF ABANDONMENT OF USE OF FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME Fictitious Business Name being abandoned: KERN RIVER COURIER, (2007-B8338). Street address of business: 6392-B Wofford Boulevard, Wofford Heights, CA 93285; Mailing address of Business; P.O. Box 1145, Wofford Heights, CA 93285; REGISTRANTS WHO WISH TO ABANDON THE BUSINESS NAME: Michael Batelaan, 1549 Bodfish Canyon Road, Bodfish, CA 93205 and Michael Devich, 504 Melville Way, Lompoc, CA 93436; Original FBN Statement Filed on: 11/01/2007. This Statement of Abandonment filed on: 02/24/2011. ANN K. BARNETT, Auditor-Controller-County Clerk by G. Meza, Deputy Clerk (34993).

Published by the Kern River Courier March 4, 11, 18 and 25, 2011.

STATEMENT OF ABANDONMENT OF USE OF FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME Fictitious Business Name being abandoned: KRV PUBLISHING, (2007B8337). Street address of business: 6392-B Wofford Boulevard, Wofford Heights, CA 93285; Mailing address of Business; P.O. Box 1145, Wofford Heights, CA 93285; REGISTRANTS WHO WISH TO ABANDON THE BUSINESS NAME: Michael Batelaan, 1549 Bodfish Canyon Road, Bodfish, CA 93205 and Michael Devich, 504 Melville Way, Lompoc, CA 93436; Original FBN Statement Filed on: 11/01/2007. This Statement of Abandonment filed on: 02/24/2011.

ANN K. BARNETT, AuditorController-County Clerk by G. Meza, Deputy Clerk (34993). Published by the Kern River Courier March 4, 11, 18 and 25, 2011.

STATEMENT OF ABANDONMENT OF USE OF FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME Fictitious Business Name being abandoned: WHISKEY FLAT CLAIM JUMPER, (2008-B1152). Street address of business: 6392-B Wofford Boulevard, Wofford Heights, CA 93285; Mailing address of Business; P.O. Box 1145, Wofford Heights, CA 93285; REGISTRANTS WHO WISH TO ABANDON THE BUSINESS NAME: Michael Batelaan, 1549 Bodfish Canyon Road, Bodfish, CA 93205 and Michael Devich, 504 Melville Way, Lompoc, CA 93436; Original FBN Statement Filed on: 02/14/2008. This Statement of Abandonment filed on: 02/24/2011.

ANN K. BARNETT, AuditorController-County Clerk by G. Meza, Deputy Clerk (34993). Published by the Kern River Courier March 4, 11, 18 and 25, 2011.

NOTICE OF PETITION TO ADMINISTER ESTATE OF RANDY W. BILLINGS, aka RANDY WAYNE BILLINGS, aka RANDY BILLINGS CASE NO: S-1501-PB60699 To all heirs, beneficiaries, creditors, contingent creditors, and persons who may otherwise be interested in the will or estate, or both, of RANDY W. BILLINGS, aka RANDY WAYNE BILLINGS, aka RANDY BILLINGS. A PETITION FOR PROBATE has been filed by: STACY BILLINGS in the Superior Court of California, County of KERN. THE PETITION for Probate requests that STACY BILLINGS be appointed as personal representative to administer the estate of the decedent.

THE PETITION requests authority to administer the estate under the Independent Administration of Estates Act. (This authority will allow the personal representative to take many actions without obtaining court approval. Before taking certain very important actions, however, the personal representative will be required to give notice to interested persons unless they have waived notice or consented to the proposed action.) The independent administration authority will be granted unless an interested person files an objection to the petition and shows good cause why the court should not grant the authority.

A HEARING on the petition will be held on: April 14, 2011 at 9:00 A.M. in Dept. P, located at 1215 Truxtun Avenue, Bakersfield, CA 93301.

IF YOU OBJECT to the granting of the petition, you should appear at the hearing and state your objections or file written objections with the court before the hearing. Your appearance may be in person or by your attorney.

IF YOU ARE A CREDITOR or a contingent creditor of the deceased, you must file your claim with the court and mail a copy to the personal representative appointed by the court within four months from the date of first issuance of letters as provided in section 9100 of the California Probate Code. The time for filing claims will not expire

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1st District Supervisor candidate speaks March 17 Daures Stephens, a local resident soon to retire as a Sheriff’s deputy, has decided to run as 1st District Supervisor and will speak at the Republican Assembly of KRV meeting on March 17 at the Moose Lodge in Lake Isabella at 5 p.m. RSVP by March 14 to Andrea Talbot at 376-1462. Bring a snack to share.

Young People’s musical to be presented March 18 On Friday, March 18: 6pm, “Just Another Day” an original production by the Sierra Performing Arts Young People’s Workshop will be presented.

Original music score by Mark Loseth, Helen Smoot and Mark McGuire.

Wallace School Cafeteria. Tickets are $5 (lap kids free). Healthy snacks will be available for purchase. sierraarts.net/JAD.pdf For info: Katie Hester thefourhesters@mchsi.com (760) 223-6347.

Keyesville Classic Mountain Bike Race held March 18-20 The 23rd Annual Keyesville Classic Mountain Bike Race will be held March 18-20. This world-class event returns again to its race venue at the historic Keyesville Mining Area for its 23rd year in a row! Kernville’s Bionicon Bicycles is teaming up once again with the Southern Sierra Fat Tire Association to promote and direct this year’s race, with all proceeds being donated to local trail projects. Kids come out & race for free! . keyesvilleclassic.com Casino Night coming to Lake Isabella March 19 The Kern River Valley Chamber of Commerce will again be hosting an exciting, fun-filled Casino Night on Saturday, March 19 at the KRV Senior Center in Lake Isabella, from 5pm to 10pm. Enjoy an evening of "Vegasstyle" entertainment with a great Mexican dinner. Admission for the evening is $25 per person, which includes dinner, five tickets for a drawing and $2,000 in scrip. Scrip can be cashed in at the end of the evening for prizes! There will also be a drawing for a BBQ, donated by True Value Hardware in Lake Isabella. The funds raised will be used throughout the year to promote the valley businesses and its many attractions. There will be music, prizes and more. Some of the games to be played are Texas Hold'em, the Roulette Table, Craps Table, Blackjack Table, Poker Table and Wheel of Fortune. Tickets on sale now.For more information, please contact the Kern River Valley Chamber of Commerce at 760-379-5236.

Community Orchestra to hold spring concert March 20 The Kern Valley Community Orchestra will be presenting their March Concert at the Kernville Elementary School on Sunday, March 20, at 4 p.m.

The selections to be performed include Russian Sailor’s Dance, Eine Kleine Nachtmusik, Washington Post March, “Old Timers” Waltz, a medley of Leroy Anderson favorites, and more. Donations will be accepted at the door and children are admitted at no charge. Refreshments will be served.

New musicians are always welcome! For more information, call Rick Fankhauser at 760-379-1616.

Food commodities date to be Tuesday, March 29 Government food commodities will be distributed to those qualified on Tuesday, March 29 at the Elks Lodge in Wofford Heights, Grace Chapel on Highway 178 in Mt. Mesa, and the Senior Center in Lake Isabella.

Distribution starts at 8 a.m.

Film producer to hold a look behind the scenes April 15 Meet Emmy-nominee film producer Linda Lou Crosby on April 15 at Ewing’s restaurant in Kernville starting at 6 p.m., and get a behind-thescenes look at her newest film project. Tickets are $25 per single or $40 per couple, which includes an appetizer and a DVD. Crosby produced “The Gypsy Cowman – A Vanishing Breed.” A gypsy cowman is one who works for a ranch, but also runs his own cattle on the ranch. For tickets, call (760) 301-4729 or stop by Ewing’s.

Isabella Lake Fishing Derby to be held April 16-18 What is being called the world's largest amateur trout derby, the Isabella Lake Fishing Derby will be held April 16-18. With over $250,000 in prizes up for grabs, including tagged trout valued up to $40,000 each, the 2011 event is looking to be the best yet. A drawing for a Lowe 170 Stinger Boat will be held on Monday, April 18, 2011. A limited number of tickets is available. Be sure to register before March 15, 2011 to qualify for the $500 early entry drawing. For more information, call the Kern River Valley Chamber of Commerce at (760) 379-5236.

Kernville to be site of Whitewater Festival April 16-17 The 47th Annual Kern River Whitewater Festival will take place April 1617 with Whitewater Races, (slalom, raft, wildwater, Poker Run), booths and the popular Hooligan Race where boats are not really boats. Begin 10am, Riverside Park in Kernville. For more information, call Kern River Council, 818.340.3083.

Peter Lebec Rendezvous to take place April 20-24 The Bakersfield Muzzleloaders will present the 41st Peter Lebec Rendezvous April 20-24. This is a long-standing tradition of an annual meeting of mountain men. There will be shooting events, food, music, contests and more. All are welcome. For more information and the location of the event, visit www.bakersfieldmuzzleloaders.net or contact Don Mills at (760) 382-8887.

To include your event in our free Courier Calendar, just send the information to us by e-mail, or on paper either in person or by mail (our addresses are on page 2), by Tuesday for each Friday’s issue. Events must be open to the public and if there is an admission price, it must be listed. Items submitted for our free Calendar listings may be shortened and will be printed in chronological order according to space available. Calendar items deemed entirely or mostly business advertising will not be accepted.

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Legals continued from page 15 before four months from the hearing date noticed above.

YOU MAY EXAMINE the file kept by the court. If you are a person interested in the estate, you may file with the court a formal Request for Special Notice of the filing of an inventory and appraisal of estate assets or of any petition or account as provided in section 1250 of the California Probate Code. A Request for Special Notice form is available from the court clerk.

Attorney for Petitioner: Tirzah M. Woodward, SBN#253228 Gianelli & Polley, A Professional Law Corporation 27 S. Shepherd, PO Box 458 Sonora, CA 95370 (209) 533-2233 (Published: Kern River Courier: March 11, 18 and 25, 2011) FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT Fictitious Business Name(s) DBA #1: POSTAL ASAP! (2011 - B1039). Street address of principal place of business: 785 Tucker Road, Suite G, Tehachapi, CA 93561. Mailing address of business: 785 Tucker Road, Suite G, Tehachapi.

REGISTRANT: Postal All Ship And Pack, 785 Tucker Road, Suite G, Tehachapi, CA 93561. F-Corporation. Date the business commenced: 01/01/2011. Notice: In accordance with subdivision (a) of Section 17920, a fictitious name statement generally expires at the end of five years from the date on which it was filed in the office of the County Clerk, except, as provided in subdivision (b) of Section 17920, where it expires 40 days after any change in the facts set forth in the statement pursuant to Section 17913 other than a change in the residence address of a registered owner. A new Fictitious Business Name Statement must be filed before the expiration. The filing of this statement does not of itself authorize the use in this State of a fictitious business name in violation of the rights of another under Federal, State or Common Law (see Section 14411 et seq., Business and Professions Code) Signed: Larry L. Cook, President. This statement filed on 02/16/2011. Expires 02/16/2016. ANN K. BARNETT, Auditor-Controller-County Clerk. By G. Meza. Published by the Kern River Courier March 4, 11, 18 and 25, 2011.

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT Fictitious Business Name(s) DBA #1: BLUE HORIZON ENTERPRISES, LLC (2011 - B1469). Street address of principal place of business: 41 Pinehurst Drive, Wofford Heights, CA 93285. Mailing address of business: 41 Pinehurst Drive, Wofford Heights, CA 93285. REGISTRANT: Blue Horizon Enterprises, LLC, 41 Pinehurst Drive, Wofford Heights, CA 93285. D - LLC. Date the business commenced: 00/00/0000. Notice: In accordance with subdivision (a) of Section 17920, a fictitious name statement generally expires at the end of five years from the date on which it was filed in the office of the County Clerk, except, as provided in subdivision (b) of Section 17920, where it expires 40 days after any change in the facts set forth in the statement pursuant to Section 17913 other than a change in the residence address of a registered owner. A new Fictitious Business Name Statement must be filed before the expiration. The filing of this statement does not of itself authorize

the use in this State of a fictitious business name in violation of the rights of another under Federal, State or Common Law (see Section 14411 et seq., Business and Professions Code) Signed: Glen Cashwheeler, President. This statement filed on 03/03/2011. Expires 03/03/2016. ANN K. BARNETT, Auditor-Controller-County Clerk. By G. Meza. Published by the Kern River Courier March 11, 18, 25 and April 1, 2011.

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT Fictitious Business Name(s) DBA #1: DESERT RAT MOTORSPORTS (2011 - B1421). Street address of principal place of business: 3300 Marble Street, Rosamond, CA 93560. Mailing address of business: 3300 Marble Street, Rosamond, CA 93560. REGISTRANT:Tenicia Lizotte, 3300 Marble Street, Rosamond, CA 93560. A - Individual. Date the business commenced: 00/00/0000. Notice: In accordance with subdivision (a) of Section 17920, a fictitious name statement generally expires at the end of five years from the date on which it was filed in the office of the County Clerk, except, as provided in subdivision (b) of Section 17920, where it expires 40 days after any change in the facts set forth in the statement pursuant to Section 17913 other than a change in the residence address of a registered owner. A new Fictitious Business Name Statement must be filed before the expiration. The filing of this statement does not of itself authorize the use in this State of a fictitious business name in violation of the rights of another under Federal, State or Common Law (see Section 14411 et seq., Business and Professions Code) Signed: Tenicia Lizotte. This statement filed on 03/01/2011. Expires 03/01/2016. ANN K. BARNETT, Auditor-Controller-County Clerk. By G. Meza.

Published by the Kern River Courier March 11, 18, 25 and April 1, 2011.

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT Fictitious Business Name(s) DBA #1: TEHACHAPI ART CENTER (2011 - B1380), DBA #2: OLDE TOWNE STUDIO (2011 - B1381). Street address of principal place of business: 20810 South Street, #1, Tehachapi, CA 93561.

Mailing address of business: 20810 South Street, #1, Tehachapi, CA 93561. REGISTRANT: Marilda White, 20642 Black Oak Street, Tehachapi, CA 93561. A Individual. Date the business commenced: 11/15/2004.

Notice: In accordance with subdivision (a) of Section 17920, a fictitious name statement generally expires at the end of five years from the date on which it was filed in the office of the County Clerk, except, as provided in subdivision (b) of Section 17920, where it expires 40 days after any change in the facts set forth in the statement pursuant to Section 17913 other than a change in the residence address of a registered owner. A new Fictitious Business Name Statement must be filed before the expiration. The filing of this statement does not of itself authorize the use in this State of a fictitious business name in violation of the rights of another under Federal, State or Common Law (see Section 14411 et seq., Business and Professions Code) Signed: Marilda White. This statement filed on 02/28/2011. Expires 02/28/2016. ANN K. BARNETT, Auditor-Controller-County Clerk. By G. Meza.

Published by the Kern River Courier March 11, 18, 25 and April 1, 2011.

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