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Concert held to benefit animals

Lake Isabella’s weekend weather Sat.: Sunny, high 85. Sat. night: Mostly clear, low 54. Sun.: Sunny, high 84.

$34,000 needed to improve shelter discerning audience - and donations for this good cause in the amount of over $1,100 A special piano concert was (for three events). held Saturday to benefit not Judi Daunell from the only the listeners, but also our Friends of the Kern County animal friends. Animal Shelters Foundation, For those concerned with said, "Presently, the dogs are welfare of dogs at the Lake caged 24/7, which is very Isabella Animal Shelter and for stressful. To build an outside lovers of classical music, this run for them, we need to raise fundraising concert was a per- $34,000 (cost of a 40'x100' fect amalgam. The attendance fenced, partially shaded, artifiof about 75 people proved that cial turf covered concrete pad). our Kern Valley community is Thanks to the generous public compassionate, beneficent, and during this weekend's events, four dogs have found loving families. And so far we have raised a total of about $5,000." Helen Smoot, Jodi Steel and emcee Gary Geivet donated their musical expertise and attracted an empathic and giving audience. Pastor Chaffee and the United Methodist Church donated refreshments and made their stage available for this concert. The Friends have a Marcela Freerks/Special to the Courier web site, (www.friendsJody Steel performs at the “Playing For f o u n d a t i o n . n i n g . c o m ) Pets” concert Saturday in Kernville. They make us aware of animal suffering, thus also hungry for music of old allowing us to help. The masters - performed by mas- Friends Foundation is holding ters. various fundraisers as well tryAs their contribution to the ing to obtain a grant to help cause, the quaint and historical this all happen. United Methodist Church in The Friends hope for further Kernville kindly opened the support in the form of financial premises for this fundraising donations and volunteer work event, with Helen Smoot and (donations are tax deductible!) Jody Steel donating their tal- Please make your checks out to ents and expertise with the Friends Foundation, "Lake classical piano concert. They Isabella Project", POB 11494, interspersed some of the seri- Bakersfield, CA 93389. ous melodies (Debussy, J. D. Volunteers are badly needed Bach, "Sakura") with playful they will be county trained. musical humor. This elicited Please call (760) 378-1131 to appreciative laughs from the volunteer.

Sun. night: Partly cloudy, low 54.

Marcela Freerks Special to the Courier

Mon.: Partly sunny, high 82. Mon. night: Mostly, low 53. National Weather Service

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The Kern River Valley has lots of wonderful terrain to hike, as this early spring shot of the eastern side of the valley attests.

The U.S. Forest Service, in response to sanitation problems and damage to vegetation on the upper Kern River, plans to enforce an existing 25-foot setback and possibly install developed campsites. Local District Ranger Rick Larson said in a statement, “This year we will be enforcing the 25-foot setback for camping and fire use along the river corridor and consider implementing new policies with regards to overnight camping, fire use, and firewood collection.” According to the agency, visitors are allowed to camp anywhere within the

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Go take a hike! 7 Lyn Roberts Special to the Courier

Instead of just sitting in your chair watching the morning news, trying to keep your eyes open, why not a heartwarming, soulfeeding, eye-pleasing hike? What an incredible way to start a day! It's so easy, even a cave man can do it! Since somewhere in my heritage a cave man may be lurking, I accepted the challenge given to me by my uncle and his wife and we headed out on a beautiful Kern River Valley morning. Not knowing exactly where we would begin our adventure we headed out Highway 178 in the direction of Walker's Pass. Should we try the trail in Fay Canyon? Nope, too many people. Maybe over on the other side of the Bloomfield Ranch would be the place to go. Probably not, the mosquitoes may be out.

We could always hit the Chimney Peak Road and really head for the hills. Not a good idea in the family van. That can wait for the truck and a big lunch. So we chose the Pacific Crest Trailhead on Walker’s Pass just before you reach the summit. The view we looked back on from the parking lot and kiosk was worth the drive even if we weren't going any further, as it encompassed Chimney Peak and the snowcovered high country beyond, plus the haze-covered high desert valley below. We had the option to go in the direction of Owens Peak or Bird Spring Pass. We chose the latter. A small shudder ran through me when I saw it was 21 miles. We are senior hikers, not hotshot trailblazers, I thought. But never fear, our trusty point man assured me

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Forest Service to mitigate irresponsible camping along Upper Kern River by enforcing setback Kern River Courier

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river corridor – what the Forest Service calls “dispersed camping” – unless the area is posted otherwise. The only restriction has been the enforcement of a 25-foot setback from river’s edge. The agency said in statement, “This has resulted in deteriorating conditions with general trash, toilet paper, and human waste frequently found between the river and highway. Other impacts include increasing resource damage from campers illegally cutting trees, shrubs, and clearing of ground cover.” So the Forest Service has developed a plan to deal with the problems. The proposed actions will be implemented over the

next several years. “Long term plans may include developing dispersed sites into campgrounds, changing periods of use, changing distribution of use, and/or limiting use,” according to the agency. “With these actions we hope to improve the quality of the recreation experience and ensure the long-term protection for this Wild and Scenic River,” Larson said. The Upper Kern River Action Plan is posted to the Sequoia National Forest’s website, and can be found at http://www.fs.fed.us/r5/sequoia/projects/. For more information, please contact the Forest Service at (760) 376-3781.

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Kern River Water Data: Wed. 6 a.m. Storage, Isabella Reservoir 230,461 acre-feet. (Low point was 101,857 ac-ft. Dec. 4. Pool capacity is 568,075 ac.-ft. at the spillway. Current limit is 360,000 ac.-ft.) Inflow, North Fork of Kern at Kernville 3200 cfs (5-hr avg.) Outflow, Lower Kern 2335 cfs Borel Canal flow 4.71 Data from U.S. Army Corps of Engineers cfs=cubic feet per second 1 cu.ft. = 7.48 U.S. gallons 1 ac.ft.= 325,851 U.S. gal.

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The Courier Calendar with candidate for the California Assembly Ken Mettler on Saturday, May 15 from 1 to 4 p.m. at the Cracked Egg Cafe on Big Blue Road. Free ice cream. No charge, open to the public. Published Fridays by KRV Publishing

Astronomy Club to hold Star Party viewing May 15 The Kern River Valley Astronomy Club invites all those interested in seeing planets, distant galaxies and more to come to their monthly field trip to their Dark Sky observing site. Telescopes will be set up for viewing. Located 12 miles north of Kernville on Mt. 99. Look for the orange cones marking the entrance. Questions? Call Rich at (760) 376-1291.

Spotlighting the best of the Kern River Valley Owners/Editors/Publishers Michael Batelaan Mike Devich Contributing Editor Mike Ludiker Contributors/Columnists Mike Mencarini Rod Middleworth Matt Freeman Bodfish Bob Ron Bolyard Donna Fitch California Joe Richard Rowe Clarence Semonious Harry Thal Photographers Michael Batelaan, Mike Devich, Mike Ludiker Contributing Photographer Murdoc Douglas Ad Production Michael Batelaan, Mike Ludiker Advertising Sales Valerie Minoux Business Office Sara Wakeman Subscription Information The Kern River Courier is published and mailed weekly for $36 per year. Send payment to: Kern River Courier P.O. Box 1145 Wofford Heights, CA 93285 Advertising policies Publisher reserves the right to reject or cancel any advertising at any time. Cancellations or rejection shall not preclude payment on similar advertising previously run. KRV Publishing and the Kern River Courier are not liable for errors in copy or an advertisement beyond the cost of the actual space occupied by the error. Publisher reserves the right to place the word “advertisement” on any ad copy that appears to resemble editorial matter. Submission policies Editorial and photo submissions are welcome and will run at the discretion of the editors. Submissions will only be returned when accompanied by a self-addressed stamped envelope. The editors reserve the right to edit all submissions. The entire contents of the Kern River Courier are copyright ©2010 KRV Publishing. Reproduction in whole or in part is prohibited without prior written consent. All rights reserved. Letters policies Letters to the Editor are run when space permits. They are meant as an open forum for expression. The views expressed in the letters to the editor within this paper are not necessarily the views of this paper, nor those of the staff. Letters to the editor pertaining to local issues and events or those that affect our area are encouraged. Please include your real name, address and phone number for verification. Pen names or incomplete names are not allowed. The Kern River Courier reserves the right to exclude any letter to the editor, or edit its contents for length and prevention of libel, or for other reasons as seen fit by the editors. Letters should not exceed 200 words.

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Kern Valley Museum’s History Days May 15-16 Want to learn about the valley’s history? Come to the Kern Valley Museum’s History Days May 1516, on Big Blue Road in Kernville. There will be lots of demonstra-

Regular meetings & activities Fridays

• 8:30 - 11:30 a.m.- TOPS #2293 weight loss group, Veterans Hall #2, 417-2272. • 9:30 - 11:30 a.m.- TOPS weight loss group, Mt.View Baptist Church, 2959 Erskine Creek Rd., Lake Isabella. 378-3935. •10-11 a.m.- Grief Support Group, Hoffman Hospice, 6048 Lake Isabella Blvd. 1st and 3rd Fridays. (661) 410-1010. • 11 a.m. - 2 p.m. - AA, 6407 Lake Isabella Blvd., Lake Isabella. • 11 a.m.-3p.m.- Lunch at Eagles, open to public, Mt. Mesa. 379-3394 • 1 p.m.- Happy Hookers crochet club, Senior Center, Lake Isabella. 379-6335 • 4 p.m. - KV Cruisers Cruise Night, El Portal II Lake Isabella, 1st Fri. 549-3855 • 7:30 p.m.- Al-Anon, 80 Evans Rd, Wofford Hts. For families of alcoholics. 379-7318 or 379-8985.

Saturdays

• 9:30 a.m. Sequoia Amateur Radio Group, Youth Center, Lake Isabella. 2nd Sat. • 9 a.m.- 2 p.m - Farmer’s Market, Nuui Cunni Ctr, French Gulch. 549-0800 • 12 p.m.-2 p.m.- Otaku-Kai Japanese anime club, Reel Cinema, Wofford Heights. 2236765. • 3 p.m., KRV CB’ers dinner, Sr Ctr., Lake Isabella, canceled as of 12/06/09. • 3 p.m., Havilah Centennial Group meets, 1st Saturday, schoolhouse. 379-2636. • 5-7 p.m. Dinner at Eagles open to public, Mt. Mesa. 379-3394 • 7-10 p.m.- Dam Dancers square dancing, 1st Saturday, Senior Center, Lake Isabella.

Sundays

• 9 a.m. to noon - VFW Breakfast, open to the public. 2811 Nugget, Lake Isabella. 379-3877. • 9 a.m. to noon - Eagles Breakfast, open to the public. Highway 178, Mt. Mesa. 379-3394.

Mondays

• 6 a.m. - 1 p.m., M - F, Senior Nutrition, Senior Center, Lake Isabella. 379-5831. • 1 p.m. - Kern Valley Democratic Club, Senior Center, 3rd Monday. • 1 p.m.-2 p.m., Line dance beginner classes, intermediate and advanced follow at the Senior Center. 379-0043. • 3 p.m. - Kernville Chamber of Commerce meets, board 2nd Mon., general membership 4th Mon. 376-2629. • 5-7 p.m. Eagles spaghetti dinner, Mt. Mesa, open to public, 1st. Mon. 379-3394. • 6-9 p.m. KRV Community Orchestra meets at Cerro Coso College, Lake Isabella, Rm G. 376-4461. • 7 p.m. KRV Art Association meets, 3rd Mon., Senior Center. 379-2844. • 7 p.m. K.V. Rovers meet at Kern Valley Museum, Kernville. 1st Monday. • 7:30 p.m.Al-Anon, KRV Hosp Cafe. Help for families & friends of alcoholics. 379-7318 or 379-8985.

Tuesdays

• 6 a.m. - 1 p.m., M - F, Senior Nutrition, Senior Center, Lake Isabella. 379-5831. • 9:30-11a.m.- Me & My Friends children’s playgroup, First Baptist Church, Lake Isabella. 379-2556. • 10 a.m. KRV Garden Group, 2nd Tues. 379-1129. • 12:30 p.m. Bridge Club, Rod & Gun Club, E. Evans Rd., Wofford Heights. 376-4249.

tions, music and fun. Free admission. For more information, call (760) 376-6683. Ken Mettler “Meet and Greet” at Cracked Egg May 15 There will be a meet and greet • 2 p.m. - KRV Cemetery District meeting at cemetery. 2nd Tuesday. Public invited. 3762189. • 2 p.m. - LI-Bodfish Prop. Owners meet at Senior Center. 2nd Tues. (760) 379-1830. • 7 p.m. - KRV Historical Society meets, Senior Center, Lake Isabella, 4th Tues.

Wednesdays

• 6 a.m. - 1 p.m., M - F, Senior Nutrition, Sen. Ctr., 6407 Lk. Isabella Blvd., 379-5831. • 9:30 a.m. - TOPS weight loss group, Senior Center, Lake Isabella. (661) 867-2579. • 9:30-11 a.m.- Me & My Friends children’s playgroup, Kernville Methodist Church, 3792556. • Noon- KRV Chamber of Commerce meeting, El Portal II. 2nd Wed, 379-5236. • 12:30 p.m. - Bridge Club, Eagles Lodge Mt. Mesa, 376-4249. • 1:30 - 3 p.m. Grief Support Group, Optimal Hospice, 6504E L.I. Blvd. • 2- 6 p.m. Dinner at Eagles, Mt. Mesa. Light dinner. Open to public. 379-3394. • 6 p.m. - Fish & Game Habitat Club meets, 631 E. Evans Rd, Wofford Hts, third Wed. • 6:00 p.m. American Legion, Lake Isabella Sr. Ctr. Veterans Rm., 3rd Wed. 379-5488. • 7 p.m.-9:30 p.m.- Senior Dance, Senior Center, Lake Isabella dining rm., live band. • 7 p.m. Al-Anon, 80 Evans Rd. Wofford Hts, 376-2410. For families of alcoholics. 379-7318 or 379-8985. • 7 p.m. - Elks meet, Wofford Heights Blvd.

Thursdays

• 9 a.m. to noon - Thursday Painters, Community Room, Senior Center, 379-5329. • 9:30 a.m. - Fire Safe Council, Supervisor McQuiston’s office, Lake Isabella. 3rd Thurs. • 9:30 a.m. - Aglow Int’l, Senior Center, Room 1. 2nd Thurs. For women. • 11:45 a.m. - KRV Woman’s Club meets, Elks Lodge 4th Thurs. (some exceptions). • Noon, Exchange Club, Paradise Cove. • 1 p.m.- Clan Diggers meet at the Lake Isabella Library. 2nd Thurs. 379-2303. • 2 p.m.- 8-ball Tournament at Eagles in Mt, Mesa. Open to public. 379-3374. • 5 -7 p.m. - TANF Cultural Night - Native Youth & Community Cultural Ctr French Gulch Campground. • 5-7 p.m. VFW Taco Thursday, open to public. 379-3877. • 5 p.m.- Republicans of Kern Valley meet 3rd Thurs. at Moose Lodge. 378-3602. • 6 p.m. - Rotary Club meets, golf course, Kernville. (760) 376-1421. • 7 p.m.-Sweet Adelines meet, Senior Center, Lake Isabella. Prospective members welcome. • 7 p.m.- Kern Valley Astronomy Club, museum, Kernville. 3rd Thurs. 376-1291.

Bingo Guide

Friday, noon. - Eagles Bingo, Eagles Hall, Mt. Mesa Saturday, noon, South Fork Woman’s Club Bingo, 6488 Fay Ranch Road. Sunday, 1 p.m. Moose Lodge Bingo, Lake Isabella Blvd. Wednesday, 1 p.m - Senior Center Bingo, Lake Isabella. Thursday, Early Bird 12:15-Regular 1 p.m. St. Jude Bingo, Hwy 155 & Nellie Dent Dr., Wofford Hts. This information is sent to the Courier by the groups listed. It is suggested that groups provide a phone number in case interested individuals need more information, or meeting times have changed. All area codes are 760 unless otherwise noted.

May 16 showing of “2012” to benefit fireworks show The Reel Cinema in Wofford Heights is hosting a showing of the hit end-of-the-world movie “2012,” starring John Cusack and a lot of eye-popping special effects, on Sunday, May 16 at noon. This special matinee will benefit the 2010 Lake Isabella Fireworks Extravaganza. Tickets are only $5 and are pre-sold at the Reel Cinema during normal business hours. See a great movie and donate to a great cause! Fuller’s staff to hold local office hours May 20 Assemblymember Jean Fuller announced that her staff will hold office hours at the Kern County Building, 7050 Lake Isabella Blvd. in Lake Isabella on Thursday, May 20th, from 1:30 p.m. to 3:30 p.m. To schedule an appointment with Assemblymember Fuller’s staff, the community is encouraged to call Fuller’s District Office at 661395-2995. McCarthy’s staff to hold local office hours May 20 A Field Representative for Congressman Kevin McCarthy will hold office hours in Lake Isabella at the Kern County Building, 7050 Lake Isabella Blvd. in Lake Isabella on Thursday, May 20th, from 1:30 p.m. to 2:30 p.m. To schedule an appointment with McCarthy’s staff, the community is encouraged to call Vince Fong, District Director for Congressman McCarthy, at (661) 327-3611. Havilah Days celebration is coming Saturday, May 22 The Havilah Days history event this year will be May 22 from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. at the courthouse replica in the center of town. To get to Havilah, drive south on Bodfish-Caliente Road for 10 miles. For more information, call (760) 379-2636. Kern Valley Orchestra to present concert May 23 The Kern Valley Community Orchestra will be presenting their May Concert at the Kernville Elementary School on Sunday, May 23, at 4:00 p.m. The selections to be performed include The Pink Panther, Overture To Nabucco, Slavonic Dance, Twentiana, Summertime, and more. KVCOA student Emily Carde will perform a Chopin Prelude as a piano solo. Members of the orchestra will also be performing additional musical

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Friday, May 14, 2010

Kern River Courier

Things I Have Noticed...

The tree in the sky Rod Middleworth Kern River Courier Columnist

I read in the Courier last week that they are tearing down the large water tower on the hill above the Forest Service headquarters, and I was reminded of a time long ago. It was a cold winter night in December 1975. If ydriving at the time on Highway Middleworth 99 in the city of Delano. Did you happen to notice the lights of a Christmas tree suspended high above the City Hall? Did you see how bright and festive they looked? Did you wonder how they got there and who did it? Were they placed there by some corporation with a big crane? Who paid for the work? Who gave permission? Well, here's the story. It all started in Marshall’s Drug Store, where many of us had morning coffee. The Delano city manager Gerry and I (the Pacific Telephone manager) and the two Logan brothers (who were electrical contractors) were bouncing ideas for town decorations. Finally, we decided it would be great fun if we put up Christmas lights in the shape of a tree and hung them from the huge water tower located on the city's government square. And so it began. We didn't ask the city for per-

mission because we had the City Manager! (He didn't ask, either.) The four of us met in my garage and wired together 12 strings of Christmas lights, each 30 feet long and fastened together at one end. Next, we hoisted the lights to the top of the tower and spread them in the shape of a huge tree, which we connected to an electrical receptacle that the Logans rigged to power the lights. To do this, all four of us climbed that 120-foot tower. Do you have any idea how high 120 feet is? It's high, scary high! We knew it was foolhardy, but we were young and indestructible and we wanted this to be our gift to Delano. When finished, that evening we stood at the base of the water tower and threw the switch. The lights were spectacular and could be seen from almost any place in town. I noticed it could even be seen from freeway 99. It looked like a Christmas tree suspended high in the air, and it was awesome! In the evenings during that December, people drove from miles around just to see the “tree in the sky.” As for the four of us, it was our 15 minutes of fame, because we never did it again. Our wives said no, and the city said the liability was too great. Frankly, once was enough! Wofford Heights resident Rod Middleworth, a retired security manager for Pacific Bell, is an instructor for the local AARP Driver Safety Program.

Sherri’s has Moved!

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HIKE continued from page 1 we would only go until we had just enough steam to get back to the vehicle. Interesting solution to just how far we would go, but I figured to give it a go. With belly bags, small backpacks, water, hats, walking sticks and a gorgeous morning, we lined up single file just like kindergarten kids, and hit the trail. Dennis in point, Sue in the middle and myself pulling lead position. Good thing, because I get so sidetracked that I would be holding up the entire procession if I were in front. The terrain changed by the time we had trekked only 500 feet, morphing from Buck Brush, Sage, small cactus and in bloom Joshua Trees to a silent Pinion Pine forest with its floor covered in soft grasses and brilliant wildflowers. The ground was littered with white, sparkling quartz; colorful lichen covered granite and enough wildlife prints to be featured on Monster Quest! There was obviously a large herd of deer using the area for grazing, bedding and maybe even raising their young. On the side of the path we discovered a very fresh, large mountain lion track, both back and

front paws. There were rabbit, small rodent and bird tracks everywhere and plenty of coyote scat. I was thrilled to see that the entire area was teeming with so much wildlife. But I could see why, as there was so much cover and a more than ample supply of food. The only thing I could see that was missing was water; however, there could be a small stream down one of the gullies we had not explored. By the time we had used up our “halfway steam” and readied to head back down the trail, we came upon the slopes of a burned area from years back. In its stark, blackened nakedness it had so much beauty to behold. Nature had taken over and filled in the burned spaces with grasses, small shrubs and an abundance of wildflowers. We arrived back at the parking lot, a bit tired, but oh so filled with the beauty we had just witnessed. By the time we got halfway home, we had already figured out where we would set our sights on next. There are so many wonders off the beaten path you just have to get out of your chair and go. Sure beats the morning news!

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After 23 years Sherri’s Chateau of Beauty has Color moved to Mt. Mesa next to the Post Office. come in and enter our drawing to be Weaves Please held May16th, 12:00 to 4:00pm. High Lights Grand Opening! Perms 12604 Mt.Mesa Road, Mt Mesa Hair Cuts The phone number is still the same

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HAVILAH DAYS CELEBRATION May 22,2010

• Music • Wild West Shootout • Venders • Hot Dogs & Drinks • Smokey Bear • Wild Bill Cody

9:00am to 4:00pm

Celebrate the history of Havilah with the Havilah Centennial Group

• Roy Rogers • Chicken Poop Bingo • Raffle Prizes • Museum Open for viewing For more information call: 760-379-2636

Located 10 miles south of Bodfish on Bodfish Caliente Road, in Havilah

Circle Park & Odd Fellows Hall Kernville Memorial Day Weekend, May 28 -3 31 Opening Reception

Wine & Cheese Odd Fellows Hall Friday Night 6 to 8pm

Art Workshops Circle Park Saturday & Sunday 9am to 5pm Monday 9am to 1pm

& Raffle Odd Fellows Hall Saturday & Sunday 9am to 5pm Monday 9am to 1pm

Art Workshops Odd Fellows Hall Wednesday & Thursday May 26 & 27 9:00am to 5:00pm Music by the Jazz Tones, Sweet Adelines & Lester Sponsored by

Kern River Valley Art Association

www.krvaa.org For further information call 760-379-2844 or 760-379-2094

Adventures K E

Legend Boat Launch Ramps Camp Grounds z Towns Hospital + Other Features

STATISTICS

Golf Course

M.L. Ludiker Artwork & Design

Airport

Sierra Way

Wofford Heights

Kernville

Mountain 99

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Wofford Heights Park

Tillie Creek Live Oak

North Fork Marina Camp 9

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General Drainage Area 2,093 Square Miles Capacity, Gross Pool 570,000 Acre-Ft. Surface Area, Gross Pool 11,400 Shoreline, Gross Pool 38 miles Length, Gross Pool 9 miles Main Dam Maximum Height 185 Feet Length at Crest 1695 Feet Auxiliary Dam Maximum Height 100 Feet Maximum Length 3,257 Feet Lake Construction Started March 1948 Finished April 1953

County Dump Cyrus Canyon OHV Area Target Range ModelAircraft Controllers Stine Cove Robinson Cove Hanning Flat

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Kern River Valley information Recreation Info U.S. Forest Service

Lake Isabella office: 4875 Ponderosa Dr. (enter from Hwy. 155 just over the hill from Hwy. 178) (760) 379-5646 Kernville Office: 105 Whitney Rd. (around the corner from the museum) (760) 376-3781

Boulder Gulch Hungry Gulch Rich Gulch West Side French Gulch

French Gulch Marina Pioneer Point

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Water Ski Area

Lake Isabella South Fork Recreation Area

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Kern River Valley Chamber of Commerce

6404 Lake Isabella Blvd. Across from Senior Center Local: (760) 379-5236 Toll Free: (866) KRV4FUN

Emergencies - call 911 Kern Valley Substation

Sheriff’s Department and CHP 7050 Lake Isabella Blvd. (760) 549-2100 Weekdays only, 9 a.m.-5 p.m. Kern Valley Hospital Kern Valley Healthcare District

McCray and Laurel, Mt. Mesa (760) 379-2681

Kernville Chamber of Commerce

Old Isabella Rd Auxiliary Dam Engineer Point Paradise Cove LI Visitor Center Kissack Bay Main Dam Hospital

Lake Isabella

General KRV Info

Wildlife Area

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South Fork Wildlife Parking Area

Southlake

Mountain Mesa

Map courtesy Mike Ludiker www.kernvalley.com

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Sights Of The Valley

This bird was spotted just outside the Courier office and bagged by Michael Batelaan with his camera.

This spectacular cloud shot was taken last week by Michael Batelaan. The weather has given way to warmer days, but clouds are still in the forecast.

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Courier Fishing Report

How to catch fish Mike Mencarini Kern River Courier Columnist

If you want to be asked “How do I fish?” just have a Fish & Game hat on like I do. Here is how I answer the question. First, as the waters warm, even to a degree, the trout’s metabolism increases – requiring more food. Second, trout will look for a spot that requires less energy to keep that spot. So, fish close to the bank. Look for water that flows with less velocity than the main part of the river. This will mostly be found behind a large rock or in an eddy (which is water that flows in a circle.) Remember these fish are not

supernatural. They cannot fight the current continuously. They must look for calmer waters. If you are casting into the middle of the river, you are losing tackle and not catching fish. Spend some time looking for soft water. You will find better fishing and more catching. Best method is a single egg hook, medium split shot and a salmon egg. It’s been slow fishing because of the howling winds earlier this week. Next week should be better. Good fishing! Mike Mencarini is a Wofford Heights resident and a volunteer at the Kern River Fish Hatchery.

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Couch Theater

Celebrity Extra

Wayne stars in best Westerns

Wagner was soap royalty

Previews of new DVDs by DNA Smith Released the week of May 24: PICKS OF THE WEEK "Spartacus: 50th Anniversary Edition" (PG-13) -- Kirk Douglas stars in this Stanley Kubrick-directed sword & sandal epic about a Roman gladiator who leads a failed slave revolt against the Roman Empire. "Spartacus" sports a stellar supporting cast: Laurence Olivier, Peter Ustinov (who won an Oscar for his performance), Tony Curtis, Jean Simmons and Charles Laughton. The battle scenes, although a halfcentury old, are just as thrilling as anything you saw in Russell Crowe's "Gladiator." This release is the restored director's cut, which includes the bath house scene. "The Road" (R) -In the aftermath of an unspecified global apocalyptic event, a father and Kirk Douglas son (Viggo Mortensen, Kodi Smit-McPhee) struggle to survive in a savage world where most of humanity has been wiped out, cold-blooded cannibalistic fiends lurk around every corner and the inevitability of cruel death hangs like a shroud over every waking moment. So yeah. Feel-Good Movie of 2009, for sure. "Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame: Legends" (Unrated) -- This 3-DVD set contains 46 performances from the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame induction ceremonies including performances by Jimmy Page, Jeff Beck, Paul McCartney, Bruce Springsteen, Wilson Pickett, The Doors & Eddie Vedder, Aretha Franklin, Little Richard and, well, just about everybody who had a hit record between 1955 and 1995. There's also more than four hours of bonus footage, including rehearsal performances, interviews and induction speeches.

"Stagecoach" (The Criterion Collection) (Unrated) -- John Wayne got his first big role as The Ringo Kid in John Ford's epic Western about a perilous stagecoach journey from Arizona to New Mexico. Some critics have called this film the "Citizen Kane" of Westerns, and I agree. "Stagecoach" rewrote the genre and created a template for the modern Western film. John Wayne, in the uncommon role of an outlaw, delivers an absolutely riveting and timeless performance; and John Ford's breathless cinematography makes the film a feast for the eyes. Truth be told, I am not a big fan of Westerns, but there are a few cowboy movies that are so well done, I can't help but love them. "Stagecoach" is one of them. The others (in case you were wondering): "The Shootist" (also starring The Duke), "Tombstone" (starring Kurt Russell) and "The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance" (Wayne again, with Jimmy Stewart). TV SERIES "True Blood" The Complete Second Season "The Guild" Season 3 "George Gently" Series 2 "Hoarders" The Complete Season One "Victory at Sea" Deluxe Edition "All Creatures Great & Small" Complete Collection "Flashpoint" The Second Season "The Virginian" Complete First Season "Leverage" The Complete Second Season "Royal Pains" Season One "Waiting for God" Season Five "Bing Crosby" The Television Specials Vol 1

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EVENTS continued from page 2 selections. Donations will be accepted at the door and children are admitted at no charge. Refreshments will be served. For more information, call Rick Fankhauser at 760-379-1616. Food commodities date to be Tuesday, May 25 Government food commodities will be distributed to those qualified on Tuesday, May 25 at the Elks Lodge in Wofford Heights, Grace Chapel on Highway 178 in Mt. Mesa, and the Senior Center in Lake Isabella. Times can start as early as 7 a.m. Art Association’s Spring Art Show Memorial Day Weekend The Kern River Valley Art Association will be holding their annual Memorial Day Weekend Arts and Crafts Festival in Kernville’s Circle Park and Odd Fellows Hall on May 29 through May 31. The Odd Fellows Hall will have the art opening party Friday night, May 28, from 6 to 9 p.m. There will be beer, wine, cheese, crackers and pastries served. Live music will be performed by Lester The Prodigy and various musicians throughout the weekend. There will be a raffle of different art pieces donated by the artists. Make your plans to attend now – this is a big event. For more information, call Cinamon at (760) 3792094. Hot dog fundraiser for cemetery to be held Memorial Day The Kern River Valley Cemetery in Wofford Heights will be holding a hot dog fundraiser on Monday, May 31 in front of the cemetery. Hot dogs are $1 and drinks are $1. There will be a raffle. Also, there is a silent auction for some excess furnishings at the cemetery office. Call 376-2189 for details. Memorial Day services to be held at cemetery Monday, May 31 Memorial Day services will be held Monday, May 31 at 11 p.m. at the Kern River Valley Cemetery in Wofford Heights. Judy Hyatt, representative for Supervisor Jon McQuiston, will be speaking. Charity event for less fortunate at Sienna Wellness June 5 Sienna Wellness in Mt. Mesa will be having a “Celebration of Wellness” on Saturday, June 5 from 10 am to 2 pm to help raise food, funds and awareness for the less fortunate in the Kern River Valley. They will have local business vendors, raffles, Zumba demos, free foot exams, and lunch. Sienna Wellness is located at 6425 Lynch Canyon Drive, Mt. Mesa. All proceed will be given directly to the Salvation Army, Food Pantry, and God’s Storehouse. For more information please contact Brandy at (760)-379-8630 ext. #24. A nonperishable food item is appreciated. To include your event in the Courier Calendar, just submit the information to the Courier (our addresses are on page 2) by Tuesday for each Friday’s issue. Events must be open to the public and admission price, if any, must be listed.

California Joe’s Storytelling Corner

A good weekend in L.A. California Joe Kern River Courier Columnist

First there was the surgeon at Cedars-Sinai hospital in Beverly Hills. Good report-no problem. He’ll see me in July when I go down with Miz Sue for her follow-up appointment. So my stomach hernia repair seems fine. We then went to the Getty. Main interest, the gardens. Gorgeous. Then California Joe over to Studio City. We spent the remainder of the afternoon and evening watching TV in a very nice motel room. Saturday we saw two shows at Theatre West on Ventura Blvd. in North Hollywood. At 1 p.m. was the early kid show (Storybook Theatre), “The Emperor’s New Clothes” with Jack Kutcher. That evening at 8 p.m. we saw Kres Mersky in her one-person Albert Einstein show. It only ran 1 hour, 10 minutes. She was good! Didn’t need all that set – just a screen would have done fine. Sunday morning came and went. At noon we got in the car and went over to Dupar’s restaurant in Studio City. We killed two hours shopping at Trader Joe’s and Barnes and Noble. At 2 p.m we went back to Dupar’s restaurant and met our son, Jack, our daughter-in-law, Bonnie, and three grandsons and grand-

daughter. Also, our son-in-law, Art, and our two grandsons. Anna, our daughter, was on a plane to Portland for a conference. We all crowded into a large booth arrangement. Bonnie and Miz Sue were the honored mothers for their day. Everyone chatted and ate good food. It was fun to see the grandkids having a big time with each other. At 3:30 we took a picture of everyone and then we all left.we were home in Kernville by 6:30. I felt tired and out of it at Dupar’s. I needed to get home and pet the doggie. Kept feeling the same thing at Theatre West. I didn’t feel that connected to the place although I’ve been a member there for going on 40 years. I had my mind on going home and dealing with my Leesville sale. I’ll get what I want from the sale of my daddy’s property. I’d love to drive once more through Louisiana and get to Lake Charles, Chico Lake and New Orleans. Maybe next spring. I’ve got to start studying in earnest for this driver test. Can you imagine a guy with a master’s degree afraid of a little driving test? After I knock off thatdriving test and finish off our July Cedars-Sinai date, it’ll be time to really get down on some kind of a trip for late July. On the road again! California Joe is the storyteller persona of Stevenson Phillips, an actor and singer living in Kernville. You may reach him at sscaljoe@aol.com.

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Marble lamb may be contraband Larry Cox Courier Syndicated Columnist

Q: I am nearly 52 years old and have inherited a marble sculpture of a sleeping lamb. My family used it as a doorstop when I was a child. I do not see any markings on it, but wonder if it has any monetary value and, if so, how much? - Pat, Willmar, Minn. A: Although you didn't include an image, I suspect what you have is a piece of cemetery art. Throughout the Victorian era, the graves of infants and children often were marked with marble statues of sleeping lambs. As I have often said in this column, cemeteries are never abandoned, and it is never proper to take anything from one, no matter how neglected the site appears. Because of this, I make it my policy to never assist in determining the values of such items. *** Q: My mother was given an antique ginger jar by a friend. I recently opened it and found an appraisal tucked inside that identified the piece as being from the T'ung Chin period of the Ch'ing Dynasty, made sometime between 1862 and 1873. The jar is in perfect condition, and I would like to know the value of this piece. -Stacy, Las Vegas A: In order to find the current value, you must consult with an

expert in this field. Elizabeth Douglas is such an expert. She is a member of the Appraisers Association of America and the International Society of Appraisers and has specialized in Asian art and antiques for more than 20 years. Contact her c/o The China Coast, P.O. Box 610, Austin, TX 78767. You should expect to pay for this service. *** Q: I have a complete service for eight of china made by Enoch Wedgwood (Tunstall). Please give me an idea of what this set is worth and where I can sell it. -- Pat, Albuquerque, N.M. A: You didn't provide me with enough information to help you. What is the pattern, and when was it made? I suggest you show select pieces of your china to antiques dealers in your area for their opinion and to see if there is any interest. *** Write to Larry Cox in care of King Features Weekly Service, P.O. Box 536475, Orlando, FL 328536475, or send e-mail to antiquequestions@aol.com. Due to the large volume of mail he receives, Mr. Cox is unable to personally answer all reader questions. Do not send any materials requiring return mail. (c) 2010 King Features Synd., Inc.

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Kern River Courier

Recipes for Dummies by Bodfish Bob Broke Da Mouth Pulehu Ribs 5 lbs Pork ribs or baby back pork ribs 1 box Brown sugar 1 C Aloha Shoyu, Ada kin to salty 1 C Oyster sauce or to taste. 3 C Ketchup 1 Whole glove garlic

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Mix all ingredients together. Line bread loaf with foil. Put it leaves on foil, cutting leaf to fit the pan. Pour pudding into the pan and cover top with foil. Bake 2 hours at 400 degrees. Remove foil during the last half hour to allow browning. Originally this was baked in an imu (underground oven).

Da first thing one must do is to boil da ribs, place da whole glove garlic inside da big pakini (pot), add ribs and bring to a boil, watch the meat as it exposes the bone about 1/4 inch. Dump da water and let it cool off. Da trick to this is to make sure all da water is drained and da puaa ribs are cool. Now you add the ingredients. Now da sauce, is very easy to make. Mix da shoyu, sugar, oyster sauce and ketchup all together. You can either pulehu da ribs after you soak da bugga's or you can let it stand overnight. Your choice, sometimes I no can wait so I just geevum to the grill and kaukau right off da grill. Additional Comments Dis type is a little bit Pake style wit da Hawaiian flair. If you want to make more, just multiply by 2 or wat eva you amount of people who want to eat. In Germany, da Deutche cannot believe dat dis Hawaiian can cook. If I can cook, you can cook. Aloha. Visit Bodfish Bob on the Web at www.bodfishbob.com. You can write to him at bodfishbob@hotmail.com

Our Valley, Our Earth

When does crystallization occur? Ron Bolyard Kern River Courier Columnist

This diagram demonstrates a very complex process of the crystallization of the basic minerals from a given magmatic melt. Last week’s article showed how the minerals crystallize to form different compositional rocks. As the magma cools, the various chemical elements present begin to Ron Bolyard attract and crystallize into the basic minerals that we have been discussing. It must be said that the total composition of the melt determines what minerals crystallize and when they do it. All minerals crystallize at different temperatures, thus the composition is the determinant factor, NOT temperature! Whew!! This "Bowen Reaction Series" demonstrates that the first to crystal-

lize are Olivine and Calcic Feldspar. Next would be Pyroxene and Hornblende along with Sodic and Potassic Feldspar. Then Biotite with more Potassic Feldspar and ultimately, the last to form are Muscovite and then Quartz. Muscovite and Quartz are what are called "Late Stage Hydrothermal Minerals" that are commonly found in "Quartz veins" with gold, silver and other precious minerals contained within. I struggled with not showing this relationship due to its complexity and difficulty in understanding the complete picture. I would hope that the interested reader would take this information and expand upon it with individual research. For those other readers, I hope that this will not confuse you to the point of throwing down the Courier in disgust, saying this guy is "Out-of-his-Tree"!! Next week I will not be discussing anymore about the past four weeks of subjects. I will converge back to my regular and understandable way of explaining the science of geology! UNTIL NEXT WEEK ... Ron Bolyard is a retired geologist and has developed an “acute interest” in the geology of the southern Sierra Nevada since he moved here in 1999.

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These dummies talk Donna Louise Fitch Kern River Courier columnist

What may be the rarest of riches we can boast of in this valley? There are only 400-500 of them internationally. It is theatrical, and it has the element of “throwing”. Though it is on the tip of your tongue; let me help. Lynn Trimble is our very own ventrilDonna Fitch oquist. Think of it; 500 worldwide, and we have our very own. Trimble was surprised when I mentioned her resemblance to a much younger Joan Rivers. And I was surprised to find out just how interesting this woman is. She is a carpenter and ventriloquist (a good combination, wouldn’t you say?) I was not only introduced to the beautiful new cabinets she built and remodeled the kitchen with, then I met several of the 44 dummies she breathes life, voice, and fun into. Bertha (an eccentric lady, and member of the Red Hat Society); Bitsy, a smart -mouthed 8-year-old who plays tricks on Lynn; and Tex, who spins yarns like most Texans and is quite the yodeler; were all sitting around ready to meet me. A puppet show at church was Lynn’s launch into this amusing, theatrical world. About her beginnings in ventriloquism, Trimble said, “A guy from

Canada brought out a stick figure (one day) and used ventriloquism. The light bulb came on! I sent away for an expensive puppet and taught myself by practicing in the car. Three weeks later, I was on my way. It is something built into you.” Lynn is one of the few comedic ventriloquists who can actually perform a one-person show, controlling the dummies, lights, sound, and props. She even writes her own productions. An art of arts, and a woman of them all. Balboa Park Theater in San Diego has been her performing home for over 12 years before relocating to this glorious valley. Ventriloquism lends well to all ages, but especially to adults and is a highly cultivated skill. This Saturday at 11 a.m., Lynn will be performing at the Kern River Museum for History Days. Lynn can be booked for parties, performances, teaching, and if you just get to spend some time with her you will look forward to more. This was a special interview filled with surprise. I’d like to welcome Lynn and see much more of her unique and comedic abilities. I think a party with Lynn and take offs on my friends would be the best. Thank you Lynn for choosing us! She can be reached at (760) 223-0209. Donna Louise Fitch is a local artist. For questions or comments you can reach her through the Kern River Courier, office@kernrivercourier.com.

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Talking About Real Estate

Tax credits for purchase soar Matt Freeman Kern River Courier Columnist

Want the government to give you 18K? Buy a house! Check this out. I just have to tell you about this opportunity. For a short time, in the state of California, there is a banner opportunity for buyers. The way it’s been, there is a federal government Matt Freeman $8000 tax credit for first-time home buyers and a $6500 tax credit for move-up buyers that have been in their existing primary residence 5 of the last 8 years. That is great, but here is the better part. On top of that, it was just announced and signed into law by the governator of California that the state is gonna kick in an extra 10K in tax credit over the course of three years for first-time home buyers and move-up buyers who are buying a new home. So, there is. Right now, for a first-time home buyer, $18,000 in tax credits available for purchasing a home. And for a move-up buyer, $16,500 worth of tax credits available. This has NEVER happened before in the real estate mar-

ket in California, NEVER EVER! There is a limited time in which you can take advantage of this. The federal tax credit expires April 30. You have to be under contract by then, and you have to close the transaction by June 30. The state 10K tax credit starts May 1. So, if you are under contract before April 30 and close by June 30, you will get 18K in tax credits! The government is GIVING you 18K to buy a home. How awesome is that? Even for moveup buyers, the government is willing to give you $16.5K to move, as long as it is into a new home. Take advantage of this! This is an absolutely phenomenal opportunity. If you buy home for 200K, you are really buying it for 192K. If you are buying for 100K, you are buying for 82K. Talk about buying power. Of course, there are rules and restrictions to all of this, but it is all taken care of at tax time. So, buy a house, and let the government pay YOU to do so. This won't be around long. Once June 30th hits, it is gone! Matt Freeman is a Realtor with Freeman’s Lakeside Realty (760) 379-5915 or cell 2230880. His column is not intended to replace legal advice.

Friday, May 14, 2010

KVHS students warned against drunk driving Mary D. David Special to the Courier

Kern Valley High School students were given some tough love recently about driving drunk and the catastrophes that can result. Officers Rex Davenport and Ken Spore of the Bakersfield Police Department DUI Enforcement Unit presented to 249 students a program called "A Life Interrupted" in an effort to encourage youth to think about risky choices and the potentially fatal consequences those choices can bring. "A Life Interrupted" is a program that incorporates photographs, audio 911 calls and dispatch tapes demonstrating the realities of Kern County youth who were involved in tragic fatal car crashes due to drunk driving and reckless driving. During the presentation, details regarding how each collision occurred, how it could have been avoided and what decisions were made by the driver and passengers prior to the collision are presented. The respectfully hushed students of Kern Valley High watched the slides and listened intently to the officers narrate the actual (and sometimes graphic) collision scene photos, as well as original 911 recordings. This was followed by Weldon resident Marsha Williams, grandmother of Laura Mae Noling, one of the victims who was killed by a drunk driver who had run a red light doing 70+ mph, crashing into the 20-year-old’s car. Marsha and

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Courier chuckle of the week: “If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight?” -- George Carlin

See Page 16 for answers to puzzles

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Trivia Test By Fifi Rodriguez 1. ANIMAL KINGDOM: What about the Basenji dog makes it unique? 2. FOOD & DRINK: In the preparation of food, what is a garde-manger? 3. GEOGRAPHY: What body of water does the Danube River flow into? 4. ADVERTISING CHARACTERS: What was the name of the grocery-store manager who told customers: "Please don't squeeze the Charmin" bathroom tissue? 5. TELEVISION: What the name of Radar O'Reilly's hometown in the TV show "M*A*S*H"? Answers:

It doesn't bark 2. A cook who specializes in preparing cold salads, meat or fish 3. Black Sea 4. George Whipple 5. Ottumwa, Iowa

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POOL/SPA REPAIR SPECIALIST 20+ Years Experience CA. License #647258 (760) 376-4384 / (909) 210-3971 __________________________ LARRY SCHUPPAN'S Garage Doors & Openers. New Sales & Repairs. Handyman Service. Decks, Covers, Masonry, Electrical, Plumbing. (760) 3791430 or 760-417-2806 License #CL492150 __________________________ MERCER BOOKKEEPING AND TAX SERVICE In Bodfish - Will Travel! Personal, Business, Corporate (760) 549-0270 / (760) 417-0392 __________________________ LIGHTHOUSE ELECTRIC

Quality Work Fair Prices Call Ross (760) 981-3361 License #708148 __________________________ YARD & LOT CLEAN UP Have been educated for Hazard Reduction Service

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Chuck Barbee - Still & Video PHOTOGRAPHY Portraits - Family Events Equestrian - Historical Photo Scanning & Restoration Transfers to DVD & CD 760-376-8784 ARCHIE LOGSDON CARPENTRY Decks & Remodeling. "Craftsmanship and Attention to Detail" (760) 223-6624 losthills@communitymail.net __________________________ HERITAGE CLEANERS - Von's Shopping Center. Dry Cleaning, Laundry, Comforters. Tue & Thu afternoon pick-up. Mon-Fri 9am5pm, Sat. 9am-2pm. 760-379-4271 __________________________ ART'S ELECTRIC Locally owned - Free Estimates Always on Time! 25 years exp. - Lic. #560220

(760) 223-3648 __________________________ SWAMP COOLER SERVICE SPECIAL - $30.00 + PARTS CALL ROGER MASON 760-417-9020 __________________________

TERESA HENRICKS Notary Service Located in the KRV. 5 Year Notary. I will travel to your location. Available any time for your convenience. 760-985-1148 __________________________ CERTIFIED CAREGIVER for the elderly, caring and reliable, hours flexible. 25 years experience. Call 760-376-4707

HOUSECLEANING Bi-Weekly, Weekly References Call Dee 1-760-379-4821

Roger Mason - 760-417-9020 __________________________

For Sale

MARK'S Mobile Computer Repair We travel to your location Repairs - Upgrades - Tune-ups Call Mark @ 760-376-1214 __________________________

2004 WILDCAT TRAVEL TRAILER, 29' w/slide. Fully equipped. Very good condition. $16,500. 760-379-5536

DWAYNE’S F ENCING Chain Link - Barbed Wire - Vinyl Wood - Custom Gates - Repairs Free Estimates 760-223-1730 Serving the KRV since 1995

Weekend WaterHeater Special $899 Most Residential Units

ALINA PLUMBING & ELECTRIC Sat & Sun Appointments Only (760) 223-1685 Lic.#885370

Lake Isabella - $640/mo (inclds space rent) in quiet 55+ park. 2 bd, 2 ba completely refurbished. Rent to Own + sec dep & good credit. Call Joel (760) 379-2092 _________________________ Kernville - Hi-Ho Mobile Home Park. 2 bd / 2 ba Apts. $595/mo + deposit and utilities. 760-376-2671 _________________________ Wofford Hts - Remodeled 3/bd, 2/ba home in Pala Ranches w/xtra room under house, mt view, stove, refrig + w/d hookup, Sec 8 ok. $900/mo + deposit. Call 323-447-9140 or 323-969-8061 _________________________ Neatest Adult Park in the Valley 3 to choose from. $300 to $600. Just refurbished, deck over-looking Tillie Creek. Double pane windows, wood stove, new appliances, air cond, Corion tops, must see. Pinewood Trailer Park, 99_________________________ Evans Rd. Wofford Heights. Lake Isabella - Nice 2 bd, 2 ba house w/large attached garage in nice neighborhood. $800/mo. 1st + $1,000 security. Pets req add'l security deposit 760-379-5439

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**** 3 LOTS FOR SALE **** Balboa South of Beechwood Scovern South of Crestview Starlight Off Old State Road $20K ea. (760) 223-2222

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Yard/Bake Sales Yard/Carport Sale @ Hi-Ho MHP, 11901 Sierra Way, Kernville. Sat & Sun 5/15 & 16, 8am-3pm. Furniture & lots of goodies. Something for everyone. _________________________ Valley Estates Community Clubhouse, Allen St. in Weldon, May 14 & 15, 8am-2pm. Hot Dogs, Drinks, Raffle Tickets - $1 ea. (winner need not be present) Bake sale.

Help Wanted MACHINIST WANTED with comprehensive knowledge of Fanuc controls for CNC Milling & Lathe work. Apply in person at Next-RO, 9900 Sierra Way, Kernville. 760-376-3633

CHIHUAHUA PUPPY CKC-registered male. 8 weeks. Gold & white. All shots. Wormed. Health guarantee. Pad trained. Social & loving. Raised in home. Parents on premises. $250. 760-379-1403

Free HORSE MANURE Made Fresh Daily. No *&#@ You load and haul. Call after 6:00 pm 760-379-4860

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Lake Isabella - 3,600 sq. ft. bldg on approx 3 acres for lease located @ 3615 Suhre Street (corner of Suhre & Hwy 155.) Excellent office space for medical, dental, school, church, or? Terms negotiable. Call (760) 417-0876 _________________________ Kernville- Storage-WarehouseDowntown - Private alley entrance, locked gate, high ceiling. 2 parking spaces, 820 sq ft. (17'x48') $395/mo. 1st & last. 760-376-3024. Could also be a man cave or garage.

Lots for Sale

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Lah-De-Dah-Gifts, Collectables, Antiques. “If it’s not here, we don’t have it.” Sewing Center for Sewing Needs. 41 Big Blue Rd. Kernville. Call 376-6704.

5430 Lake Isabella Blvd. 379-8144 Largest pool table in town!

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The Rich Pelletreau Gallery is now closed and the log cabin in Wofford Heights in which it was located is now for rent. For information, please call Marcy Hughes at 1-760-417-1953

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Marketplace Continued from page 12 Mobile Homes Lake Isabella - Nice 2bd/2ba dbl wide Mobile Home w/patio & deck + 2 car carport in quiet 55+ park, $25,000 or financing available. 760-379-2092 _________________________ Very clean & nice 1/bd MH, Sportsman TP. 224 Cypress Ln, Sp 10, Wof Hts, walk to lake, sp inclds water/trash, laundry & fish house. $10,900. Owner may consider carrying. 760-376-3228. Other spaces also available!

Government Study Six year study culminates in findings and realization of harsh consequences resulting from closure of public land access in various national and state parks. Serious sanitation issues and civil unrest from long lines could result from government’s dogmatic belief that closure is in the best interest of all. Canines upset with another prime example of the government’s long history of “Public Land Management Via Closure” programs. Proof exists.

Homes for Sale

Under Construction - ASHWOOD CUSTOM HOMES, INC. offers another quality home in the desirable SOUTH LAKE location. 1832 Plan featuring 4 bd/2bath, extra large living room, knotty alder cabinetry, granite countertops throughout, tall Tray ceilings, ceramic tile flooring, RV parking & more. Lot size is approx 15,000 sq ft & at the end of a cul-de-sac for added privacy. Act now & PICK YOUR OWN COLORS. $239,000. CoOp Welcome. Call for an appointment (661) 201-2141

Letters to the Courier Dear Kern River Courier, All Kern Valley citizens and visitors need to be concerned about the proposed Weldon Solar Project. This project would set a precedent for industrialization and dewatering of our beautiful and spiritual rich valley. The project would destroy 500 acres of prime agricultural land, the heart of the Onyx Ranch. Most of the proposed land is in the primary flood plain that has experienced serious flooding. Along with the loss of scenic, wildlife, historic and cultural values, both the South Fork Elementary and Middle Schools, the historic Weldon Methodist Church and nearby communities could be affected by noise, dust, flooding, loss of dark night skies, lowered property values and potentially harmful EMF and toxic accidents, etc.

Even though the people who would take so much from our Valley and return nothing are very powerful and rich, we can stop this and other potentially damaging projects by standing together. One arrow is not very strong, but a bundle of arrows cannot be broken. Take action immediately by contacting your county and state representatives. Next, be sure to attend one or both informational meetings Wednesday May 19, 6-8PM South Fork Middle School, 5225 Kelso Valley Road, Weldon and Thursday May 20, 6-8PM Senior Center 6409, Lake Isabella Blvd. Lake Isabella. Renewable Resources and the county need to see that there are a lot of concerned people against the project. Terri Gallion Onyx

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Wofford Heights - Sites available in quiet park with lake views, laundry facilities & fish house. $250/mo inclds water & trash. Call Jody @ 760-376-3228 _________________________ Wofford Heights Mobile / RV Park Great Location! Quiet, mature trees, walk to lake, market, medical, park & theater. Call Jim @ (760) 376-6316

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FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT Fictitious Business Name(s) DBA #1: BIONICON USA (2010-B1876), DBA #2: BIONICON (2010B1877) Street address of principal place of business: 21 Sierra Drive, Kernville, CA 93238. Mailing address of business: P.O. Box 3793, Wofford Heights, CA 93285. REGISTRANT: Grapevine Products, Inc., 21 Sierra Drive, Kernville, CA 93238. F, Corporation. Date the business commenced: 03/15/2005. Notice: In accordance with subdivision (a) of Section 17920, a fictitious name statement generally expires at the end of five years from the date on which it was filed in the office of the County Clerk, except, as provided in subdivision (b) of Section 17920, where it expires 40 days after any change in the facts set forth in the statement pursuant to Section 17913 other than a change in the residence address of a registered owner. A new Fictitious Business Name Statement must be filed before the expiration. The filing of this statement does not of itself authorize the use in this State of a fictitious business name in violation of the rights of another under Federal, State or Common Law (see Section 14411 et seq., Business and Professions Code) Signed: Paul Ferguson, CEO. This statement filed on 03/18/2010. Expires 03/18/2015. ANN K. BARNETT, Auditor-Controller-County Clerk. By G. Meza. Published by the Kern River Courier April 23, 30, May 7 and 14, 2010. FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT Fictitious Business Name(s) DBA #1: RIDE KRV (2010-B1878 ) Street address of principal place of business: 21 Sierra Drive, Kernville, CA 93238. Mailing address of business: P.O. Box 3793, Wofford Heights, CA 93285. REGISTRANT: RIDE KRV LLC, 21 Sierra Drive, Kernville, CA 93238. D, Limited Liability Company. Date the business commenced: 00/00/0000. Notice: In accordance with subdivision (a) of Section 17920, a fictitious name statement generally expires at the end of five years from the date on which it was filed in the office of the County Clerk, except, as provided in subdivision (b) of Section 17920, where it expires 40 days after any change in the facts set forth in the statement pursuant to Section 17913 other than a change in the residence address of a registered owner. A new Fictitious Business Name Statement must be filed before the expiration. The filing of this statement does not of itself authorize the use in this State of a fictitious business name in violation of the rights of another under Federal, State or Common Law (see Section 14411 et seq., Business and Professions Code) Signed: Paul Ferguson, President. This statement filed on 03/18/2010. Expires 03/18/2015. ANN K. BARNETT, Auditor-Controller-County Clerk. By G. Meza. Published by the Kern River Courier April 23, 30, May 7 and 14, 2010. FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT Fictitious Business Name(s) DBA #1: ERIN'S HAIRCUTS & MORE (2010- B2462 ) Street address of principal place of business: 6392 Wofford Boulevard, Suite A, Wofford Heights, CA 93285. Mailing address of business: 236 Bull Run Road, Kernville, CA 93238. REGISTRANT: Erin Brooks, 236 Bull Run Road, Kernville, CA 93238. A, Individual. Date the business commenced: 04/28/2006. Notice: In accordance with subdivision (a) of Section 17920, a fictitious name statement generally expires at the end of five years from the date on which it was filed in the office of the County Clerk, except, as provided in subdivision (b) of Section 17920, where it

expires 40 days after any change in the facts set forth in the statement pursuant to Section 17913 other than a change in the residence address of a registered owner. A new Fictitious Business Name Statement must be filed before the expiration. The filing of this statement does not of itself authorize the use in this State of a fictitious business name in violation of the rights of another under Federal, State or Common Law (see Section 14411 et seq., Business and Professions Code) Signed: Erin Brooks. This statement filed on 04/13//2010. Expires 04/13/2015. ANN K. BARNETT, Auditor-Controller-County Clerk. By N. Hawley. Published by the Kern River Courier April 23, 30, May 7 and 14, 2010. FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT Fictitious Business Name(s) DBA #1: PREMIER TAX SERVICE (2010-B2399) Street address of principal place of business: 2300 9th Street, Wasco, CA 93280. Mailing address of business: 2300 9th Street, Wasco, CA 93280. REGISTRANTS: Jose Ayala, 2300 9th Street, Wasco, CA 93280 and Susanna Rico, 2300 9th Street, Wasco, CA 93280. I, Husband and Wife. Date the business commenced: 00/00/0000. Notice: In accordance with subdivision (a) of Section 17920, a fictitious name statement generally expires at the end of five years from the date on which it was filed in the office of the County Clerk, except, as provided in subdivision (b) of Section 17920, where it expires 40 days after any change in the facts set forth in the statement pursuant to Section 17913 other than a change in the residence address of a registered owner. A new Fictitious Business Name Statement must be filed before the expiration. The filing of this statement does not of itself authorize the use in this State of a fictitious business name in violation of the rights of another under Federal, State or Common Law (see Section 14411 et seq., Business and Professions Code) Signed: Jose Ayala. This statement filed on 04/08/2010. Expires 04/08/2015. ANN K. BARNETT, Auditor-Controller-County Clerk. By G. Meza. Published by the Kern River Courier May 7, 14, 21 and 28, 2010. FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT Fictitious Business Name(s) DBA #1: KERN VALLEY MAINTENANCE SERVICE (2010-B2866) Street address of principal place of business: 26 Panarama Drive, Kernville, CA 93238. Mailing address of business: P.O. Box 3847, Wofford Heights, CA 93285. REGISTRANTS: Kenneth Hamon, 26 Panarama Drive, Kernville, CA 93238 and Sandra Hamon, 26 Panarama Drive, Kernville, CA 93238. I, Husband and Wife. Date the business commenced: 01/06/1995. Notice: In accordance with subdivision (a) of Section 17920, a fictitious name statement generally expires at the end of five years from the date on which it was filed in the office of the County Clerk, except, as provided in subdivision (b) of Section 17920, where it expires 40 days after any change in the facts set forth in the statement pursuant to Section 17913 other than a change in the residence address of a registered owner. A new Fictitious Business Name Statement must be filed before the expiration. The filing of this statement does not of itself authorize the use in this State of a fictitious business name in violation of the rights of another under Federal, State or Common Law (see Section 14411 et seq., Business and Professions Code) Signed: Kenneth W. Hamon. This statement filed on 04/30/2010. Expires 04/30/2015. ANN K. BARNETT, Auditor-Controller-County Clerk. By G. Durward. Published by the Kern River Courier May 14, 21, 28 and June 4, 2010.

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Voices of Faith

Hide as in ‘to protect’ Clarence Semonious, pastor Prince of Peace Lutheran Fellowship, Kernville

“Comfort, comfort my people, says your God.” Isaiah 40:1. If there is ever a time to address words of comfort to those who belong to God, it may be now. One news commentator ended a report saying that it is now time to understand what happened and what changes are to be made so that it does not hap- Semonious pen again. While these are noble-sounding words, the history of reporting demonstrates that the phrase, “If it bleeds, it leads,” is well known among reporters. Our society, does not want to hear, “…there will never cease to be poor in the land. Therefore I command you, 'You shall open wide your hand to your brother, to the needy and to the poor, in your land.'” Deuteronomy 15:11. Joseph’s story in Egypt involves an international famine. And Jesus, while defending the actions of a woman, said, “…you always have the poor with you, but you will not always have me.” Matthew 26:11. Those who think that they have done well, but “enough is enough,” have farther to travel down this road. In 1 Kings 17, Elijah was told by God to go and hide by the brook Cherith, which is east of the Jordan. He was to drink water from the brook and be fed by ravens. But eventually, the brook dried up. This time he was instructed to “Arise, go to Zarephath, which belongs to Sidon, and dwell there. “Behold, I have commanded a widow there to feed you.” 1 Kings 17:9. What follows is a story of faith and

obedience. Remember, true comfort comes from God. Psalm 83 begins with a question to God that is relevant for today, “O God, do not keep silence; do not hold your peace or be still, O God!” Psalm 83:1. Particularly interesting is verse three; speaking of God’s enemies, “They have taken crafty counsel against thy people, and consulted against thy hidden ones.” (KJV) God has hidden ones? The word translated “hidden” includes the meanings, hide as a treasure, or to treasure and protect by hiding. Isaiah was told to hide so as to be protected from those who would kill him. This is most assuredly not hiding in fear and trembling. The armed forces of the world have long known the military advantage of stealth. The element of surprise is a valuable benefit in business as in war. God’s protection is to be valued. Satan explained, “Have you not put a hedge around him and his house and all that he has, on every side? You have blessed the work of his hands, and his possessions have increased in the land.” The “him” Satan referred to was Job. Job suffered much but was never without God’s protection. God’s hedge of protection does not mean an easy life. “For he will hide me in his shelter in the day of trouble; he will conceal me under the cover of his tent; he will lift me high upon a rock.” Psalm 27:5.

“Voices of Faith” is a rotating column featuring messages from all churches. Pastors, please e-mail 400-word messages to office@kernrivercourier.com

Churches of the Valley Kernville First Baptist Church of Kernville 46 Valley View Drive, Kernville Sunday Services — 11 a.m. & 6:30 p.m. 376-6403 Prince of Peace Lutheran Fellowship Center 44 Big Blue Road, Kernville Sunday School 9 a.m. Sunday Service 10:30 a.m. 417-2014 Kernville Foursquare Church Kernville Chamber of Commerce 11447 Kernville Road Sunday Services 9:30 a.m. 223-6704 Kernville United Methodist Church 251 Big Blue Rd., Kernville Sunday Services 8:30 & 10:30 a.m. 376-2751 St. Peter’s Anglican Church 11900 Sierra Way, Kernville Sunday Service 10:00 a.m. 376-6362 St. Sherrian Episcopal Church Odd Fellows Hall, Kernville Sundays 10 a.m. Lake Isabella First Baptist Church of Lake Isabella 3701 Suhre, Lake Isabella Sunday Services 8:30 a.m., 11:00 a.m. Sunday School 9:45 a.m. 379-5615 Fountain of Christ Church 5101 #A Lake Isabella Blvd, Lake Isabella Sunday Service: 9:45 a.m. and 5:30 p.m. Wed. 6 p.m. 417-0793 Landmark Missionary Baptist Church 2741 Mountain View Rd, Lake Isabella Sunday Services 9:45 a.m. & 5:00 p.m. 379-5640 Mt. View Southern Baptist Church 2959 Erskine Creek Rd, Lake Isabella Sunday Services 8:30, 11:15 a.m. & 6:00 p.m. 379-4296 Jehovah’s Witnesses Kingdom Hall 1911 Edith Ave., Lake Isabella (760) 379-8672 Shepherd of the Hills Lutheran Church (LCMS) 377 Highway 155, Lake Isabella Sunday Services 12:00 p.m. 379-2343 Kern Valley Bible Church 3920 Golden Spur, Lake Isabella Sunday Services 9:30 a.m. and 6:30 p.m. 379-5482 Church of the Nazarene 2931 Erskine Creek Rd., Lake Isabella Sunday Service 10:30 a.m. 379-2062 Highland Chapel United Methodist 5301 Lake Isabella Bl., Lake Isabella Sunday School & Worship 9:30 a.m. 379-2120 Lake Isabella Church of Christ 3711 Golden Spur, Lake Isabella Sunday worship 11 a.m. and 5 p.m. Bible study Sun. 10 a.m., Thurs. 6 p.m. Kern River Valley Seventh Day Adventist 3801 Golden Spur, Lake Isabella Saturday Service 9:30 a.m. 379-3206 Kern Valley Pentecostal LightHouse Church 3730 Wagon Wheel Dr., Lake Isabella Sunday School 9:45

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Singing in church The “Sing Out” kids’ chorus group performs at Kernville Methodist Church recently.

Kids sing for faith Special to the Courier On Sunday, April 19th, the "Sing Out" Chorus group performed in their first church setting at Kernville United Methodist Church on Sirretta Street at the 10:30 am traditional service. Eight children donned golden-colored stoles, were accompanied by tambourine players, Ely Wertz and Emily Deegan, and sang "Praise Ye The Lord". The "Sing Out" Chorus is being provided musical training by both Choir Director Gary Geivet, and organist Helen Smoot, using the piano and other musical instruments. T The group practices at Kernville United Methodist Church on Wednesdays at 4 p.m. If anyone is interested in joining, just come to a practice.

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Services 10:45 a.m. Eve. 5 p.m. Wed. Service 6 p.m. 379-5819 Mt. Mesa Church of Christ Mt. Mesa 6400 Dogwood Av., Mt. Mesa Sunday Services 9:30 a.m. & 10:30 a.m. 379-4792 Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints 6400 Park Av., Mt. Mesa Sunday Services 10:00 a.m. 379-2904 Grace Chapel 12312 Mt. Mesa Rd., Mt. Mesa Sunday Services 9:45 a.m. 379-4093 Christian Assembly 12424 Mountain Mesa Rd., Mt. Mesa Sunday Services 10:30 a.m. & 6:00 p.m. 379-6377 Victory Tabernacle (United Pentecostal Church) 4324 Birch, Mt. Mesa Sunday Services 4 p.m. 379-6360 Southlake/Weldon Kern Christian Church “The River” 14900 Hwy 178, Southlake Sunday Services 8 a.m. and 10 a.m. 378-3780 Weldon Baptist Church 20674 Highway 178 Sunday Services 10 a.m. & 6 p.m. 378-4964 Weldon United Methodist Church 20021 Hwy. 178, Weldon Sunday Services 9 a.m. and 10:30 a.m. 378-2321 Wofford Heights Family Life Center Foursquare Church Panorama, Wofford Heights Sunday Service 10:30 a.m. 376-6719 New Life Assembly of God 25 Arden Av., Wofford Heights Sunday Services 9 a.m., 10:30 a.m. & 6 p.m. 376-6402 St. Jude Catholic Church 86 Nellie Dent Dr., Wofford Heights Sunday Mass 7 a.m. & 10 a.m., Sat. 4 p.m. 376-2416 Calvary Chapel 125 Sycamore Drive, Wofford Heights Sunday Services 9 & 11 a.m. & 6:30 p.m. 376-8789 Christ Fellowship 80 Evans Road, Wofford Heights Sunday Service 10:30 a.m.

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Health Insurance Matters

Going to the lobby over health insurance Harry P. Thal Kern River Courier Columnist

I am due down in the lobby here at the Sacramento Sheraton. I am on the Board of Directors of the California Association of Health Underwriters. I represent Kern County as the incoming President of the Kern Association Harry Thal of Health Underwriters. I am also the Immediate Past President, making me a glutton for punishment. Today I will be in meetings, and tomorrow I will be walking the halls of the Capitol meeting with our elected officials. It seems that there are often

laws written which are very self-serving and sometimes downright stupid. As an example, a legislator proudly told me a few years ago that she had created some really great legislation which would mandate insurance companies to include maternity coverage on all policies. It seems her 47-yearold neighbor got pregnant and had no health insurance to cover the maternity. She bought a less expensive plan, as she never anticipated getting pregnant. Why should all Californians have a major increase in the cost of their insurance because one Senator's neighbor was a poor planner? Another rule that we lobbied for was SB1762. It was small group reform. Originally it was a bill putting more restrictions on small business. Instead, it made the law that insurance companies must take all employees and their dependents when applying for group insurance in the workplace.

Now, if the mall employer elects to offer health insurance, it is available to all, not just those who can pass a physical. This year, there will be a unique issue at play. The federal government has passed laws requiring the states to develop insurance exchanges to assist in the mandate that everyone have health insurance by 2014. Those who don't will have to pay a penalty. The federal guidelines require the states to develop policies and procedures. Experience has taught me one thing. Our representatives have a bare bones understanding of insurance. As an example, current law says that everybody has to have insurance or will pay a penalty. I have no problem with that, other than the penalty is way too low; less than a $1,000 a year. Now, why would I advocate for a higher penalty? Well, the other side of the regulation is that insurance companies

must cover people without any medical underwriting. So, anybody will be able to buy a health plan at anytime. At first glance this sounds wonderful. But, if only sick or injured people buy the insurance plan when they need it, what would the cost of insurance be? Perhaps it would be like it is in New York. Now, a 25-year-old male pays about $150 for a California health policy. A plan in New York, which has a guaranteed issue law, pays over $1,000 for the same coverage. So off to the lobby I go... Harry P. Thal, MA, is a licensed insurance broker and a member of the Society of Certified Senior Advisors and past president and president-elect of the Kern Association of Health Underwriters. He may be reached at 760-376-2100, e-mail harrythal@aol.com or visit him on the web at www.harrythal.com

Migraine headaches symptoms can include nausea, vomiting Paul G. Donohue, M.D. Kern River Courier Columnist

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DEAR DR. DONOHUE: Please say something about migraines. I think that's what I have. They come on fast, and the pain feels like something is pulsating in my head. I throw

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up with every headache. Bright lights make things worse. Does all this sound like a migraine to you? Someone told me there's always a warning before a migraine starts. I have no warning. I've used Tylenol, but it doesn't do much for me. What is the treatment? Can they be prevented? -- L.G.

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abound. Tylenol, aspirin and drugs like ibuprofen take care of mild migraines. For more severe ones, triptans are the standard treatment. They include Imitrex, Axert, Frova, Zomig, Amerge and Maxalt. An older medicine, ergotamine, still has a place in treatment For migraine prevention, propranolol, verapamil and amitriptyline are prescribed if the headaches occur often and disrupt life. The headache booklet discusses the causes and treatment of the more common kinds of headaches. Readers can obtain a copy by writing: Dr. Donohue -- No. 901W, Box 536475, Orlando, FL 32853-6475. Enclose a check or money order (no cash) for $4.75 U.S./$6 Canada with the recipient's printed name and address. Please allow four weeks for delivery.

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