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HARRY POTTER SPEAKS OUT AT LAST: THE TRUTH ABOUT HE-WHO-MUST-NOTBE-NAMED AND THE NIGHT I SAW HIM RETURN
Harry Potter has been known by many as The Boy Who Lived with just a lightning bolt scar as a reminder of the night the Dark Lord fell. However, there are more scars that this boy is hiding, aside from the one plainly obvious on his forehead (though rumor has it, that aside from a scar, Potter has also been sporting a tattoo of a Hungarian Horntail but more on that next time). Throughout the year, Potter has been turned into some kind of joke, accused of being dangerous, unstable and a liar with anger management issues and random bursts of outrage. Though some of this may indeed be true, Potter is not at all a liar, and he finally decides to tell it all, right here, right now. What people may not realize, however, is that Potter, is only 15 and is a teenager who has been through a lot and is facing the wonders, or perhaps the irksomeness, of adolescence, and with that a string of unpleasant feelings and raging hormones, coupled with post-traumatic stress disorder after seeing a friend die and getting his heart broken by his best friend. Though he has kept quiet throughout the year, and has refused to speak out on what really happened, Rita Skeeter, correspondent for the Quibbler, has been granted an insider and personal account with the Boy Who Lived himself, a highly exclusive privilege only given to those the Potter boy has deemed his truest and most trustworthy friends. His raw, and chilling story of how he witnessed the Dark Lord's return is enough to bring the waterworks to anyone, and even a highly esteemed, reputable (and not to
mention immensely good-looking) journalist have so become a Team Potter convert. "'Kill the spare', those were His exact words," said Harry Potter, 15, with fury and disgust etched into his face, and perhaps a shed of remorse glistening in his bright green eyes, as he recounted how Cedric Diggory, Hogwarts Champion for the Triwizard Tournament, fell to his death at the hands of He-WhoMust-Not-Be-Named last June.
The Tournament, which has not been held in over 100 years possibly due to it becoming a death wish for those who joined, was hosted by Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry last school year, where Harry and his co-Champion Cedric Diggory, were chosen to represent the school. They went up against fellow wizard students, Fleur Delacour, rumored to be half-veela, who represented Beauxbatons Academy, and Viktor Krum, a fellow rival of Potter for a certain Miss Granger's affections, who represented Durmstrang. The competition comprised of 3 tasks, and accord-
ing to Potter, he and Diggory were both the first to reach the Cup in the last task, which was a maze. In a stream of landed gentry not unexpected from Potter, he was able to convince Diggory to take the Cup together. "When Cedric and I got hold of the Goblet of Fire, we were immediately transported to a graveyard, and that was it - just one flick of a wand by Peter Pettigrew, and Cedric fell to the ground, dead." Peter Pettigrew who has long been thought to be dead, is actually very much alive and is a Death Eater, no matter how unlikely that a rat-faced boy with an apparent lack of brain and skill, but an excess of cowardice, could be presumed to be one. Pettigrew was the one who had been nursing the Dark Lord back to life, and was the one given orders to kill Diggory. "They wanted just me, and it was my idea for us - Cedric and I - to take the Cup together. And it was a dumb idea, because now, he's gone, and it's all my fault," said Potter, as he looked away in an attempt to hide the tear about to fall from his eyes. Quickly recovering after a slight pause, Potter continued. "Pettigrew held something like a baby, and he then took me and tied me to a headstone." The revolting babylike object was in fact, the Dark Lord himself, at his weakest and possibly most sordid state of being. The headstone that Potter was tied to, was the grave of, a Tom Riddle, who Potter claimed to be the Dark Lord's Muggle father. What happened next was absolutely horrifying, Potter said, his handsome emerald eyes flinching, as he gripped hard on the table trying to remember, or at this point, forget.
The Quibbler 5 Pettigrew performed some kind of a spell that allowed the rebirth of He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named. Inside a cauldron, he put the baby -like thing inside. He proceeded to drop the remains of Tom Riddle Sr. Next, he took out a dagger and cut off his own hand, and dropped it into the cauldron. And lastly, the Having been willing to inside such a nauseating concoction, what with a piece of Pettigrew in it, the filth of a Muggle's bones and Harry's own dirty blood, shows that the Dark Lord must have been that desperate to be reborn. "A steam and smoke came out, and then Voldemort rose again," said Potter quietly. Potter described He-Who-MustNot-Be-Named's appearance as "whiter than a skull, with wide livid scarlet eyes and a nose that was flat as a snake's with slits for nostrils." Although it's quite difficult to take someone with no nose seriously (and find that image hardly frightening at all), Potter claimed that the Dark Lord meant business. He immediately pressed on a skull-like mark on Pettigrew's arm, a means to summon his faithful followers, the Death Eaters. "Malfoy, Crabbe, Goyle, Nott, Avery, McNair - these were the names of the Death Eaters. Their faces were not visible but Voldemort called them out. Within minutes they had apparated into the graveyard." Potter admitted that Voldemort had intended to kill him that night - but not at that moment when Potter was clearly unarmed and tied to a tombstone, and also not before wasting time on accusing the Death Eaters for not being faithful enough and launching into his villain monologue on how he executed his plans right in front of Potter, even proclaiming that there was a Death Eater at Hogwarts that has helped him with his
plans.
ents." He added, sniffing.
After Voldemort's long and quite underwhelming speech, that could have been tightened even further, he decided not to kill Harry Potter yet again, and even gave back Potter's wand. But not before displaying his prowess for Crucio.
Potter then described what happened as a rush of adrenaline that he did not know he had it in him. When he broke the connection, he made a run for it, as the Death Eaters threw curses at him. He grabbed Diggory's body and summoned the Goblet, and the next thing he knew he was back at Hogwarts, right outside the maze.
"I resisted the Cruciatus Curse and Voldemort gave me back my wand, because he wanted to duel with me and prove to the Death Eaters that he was stronger." said Potter. Voldemort, in an attempt to feed his own insecurity over a 15 year old boy whose talent was clearly nothing other than luck, tried to set the Imperius Curse on Potter. However, Potter, who is as stubborn as a hippogriff, resisted yet again. In a quick attempt to avoid another curse, Potter hid behind the headstone.
"What happened after was a blur. I
"He taunted me to come out and play, and I knew I was done for. But because I was determined not to hide beyond a headstone forever, I jumped out of it, and quickly shouted Expelliarmus, the same time as He yelled Avada Kedavra." According to Potter, after this, something astonishing happened. The light from the two wands connected, and it formed a golden dome, a cage of light that engulfed both him and the Dark Lord. There was suddenly music, and ghostly images appeared out of the Dark Lord's wand. Although these could be claimed to be further back up to the argument pertaining to the insanity of Harry Potter, what happened is in fact real, and not just from the boy's imagination. It is what you call Priori Incantatum, when the previous spells performed by the wand appears. "First to appear was Cedric, then a muggle, then Bertha Jorkins... then my mum and dad. They spoke to me, and they told me that after the connection broke, I had to make a run for it and touch the portkey, so that I could be transported back to Hogwarts." said Potter. "Cedric told me to bring his body back to his par-
don't remember much; it was all a daze, because I was still shocked over everything that had happened that night. People were coming up to me, but then Professor Moody appeared and the next thing I knew I was at his office, and he was interrogating me." "He kept asking all these questions about Voldemort, and the Death Eaters." continued Potter. "Then I told him I had to tell Professor Dumbledore that there's a Death Eater at Hogwarts. But then, he told me he was the Death Eater. And that he was the one who put my name in the Goblet, and was the one who turned it into a portkey to the graveyard." Potter thought it was a joke. But as he stared at Mad Eye Moody's ratchet face and the wand that was pointing directly at him, he knew he was telling the truth.
The Quibbler 6 "I was shell shocked. He was talking like a madman. I realized it wasn't a joke but I just couldn't believe it. He then told me he was going to kill me, and that his Master would reward and honor him beyond the rest." As the madman raised his wand and was about to kill the Boy Who Lived, who has at this point, escaped death about 123456789 times, Potter got lucky again, when a burst of red light came from the door, and Albus Dumbledore, headmaster, ap-
peared, looking furious. He had done a stunning spell on Mad Eye Moody. "Professor Dumbledore told me he was an impostor. That the real Mad Eye Moody would not have taken me into the castle right after what happened. It did explain a lot." Potter said Dumbledore then proceeded to take out a flask of polyjuice potion from the impostor's robes. Eventually, the impostor's polyjuice potion wore off, and in place was Bartemius Crouch Jr., a convicted Death Eater, who was
also believed to have died during his stay in Azkaban. He had kept the real Mad Eye Moody under the Imperius Curse and locked inside his trunk, but alive enough for him to use his hair for the potion, as disgusting as that may be as he probably never showered. Barty Crouch, having been fed with Veritaserum, immediately told the tale of how he executed his plan. He was able to evade death and escape Azkaban by trading places with his dying mother, again through Polyjuice Potion.
Crouch explained how his father had smuggled him out of Azkaban as a dying wish of his mother. He then lived in his father's house where the Senior Crouch kept him controlled under the Imperius Curse and had forced him to wear an Invisibility Cloak, with the House Elf Winky keeping an eye on him Crouch escaped control from his father, during the Quidditch World Cup last summer, where Potter was also seen. He was the one who had conjured the Dark Mark in the sky that night. After escaping, he joined forces with Pettigrew and the Dark
Lord, and together they hatched a plan which they had thought to be foolproof but was thwarted by a 15 year old boy with a talent comparable to a matchstick. Senior Crouch was put under the Imperius Curse, but he was able to eventually escape it. He went to Hogwarts to tell Dumbledore, but Junior Crouch found him first and killed him. Crouch also admitted to being the one to transform the Triwizard Cup into a portkey. Although Crouch's story resembles that of fanfiction and borders around absurdity and insanity, as Potter also admitted, it is however, the truest version of the events that had transpired. However, this could not have been backed up by the testimony of Crouch, as he had been given the Dementor's Kiss that night, ordered by Cornelius Fudge, the Minister of Magic. Why Dumbledore could not have waited or called Fudge to listen in on the testimony after feeding Crouch Veritaserum, is a question that Potter refused to comment on. "He's back, for good. And if you don't want to believe me, then I can't waste my time on you." said Potter, tears gone, and back to his normal aggressive and short-tempered nature. "The Ministry of Magic refuses to see the truth because they're too scared to face it, but if we accept it, then we can prepare ourselves for a war and actually win and save innocent lives." For all who still believe that Potter is sprouting out lies, it may be best to at least try to look into his tortured soul and understand that this boy is clearly telling the truth, no matter how hard it may be. Perhaps, for others, it might be more comforting to know that the story was heard first from the credible and astute Rita Skeeter. In the meantime, Potter's well wishers may sleep a little bit better at night, knowing that they have not been following and supporting a crazy man's story.
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HARRY POTTER SPEAKS OUT AT LAST: THE TRUTH ABOUT HE-WHO-MUST-NOTBE-NAMED AND THE NIGHT I SAW HIM RETURN Tired of being dubbed as a liar and a nutter, Harry Potter, a fifthyear student at Hogwarts Witchcraft and Wizardry, is determined to spill the facts to the public about You-Know-Who, writes Rita Skeeter. In an exclusive interview, he retold the happenings from last year’s Triwizard Tournament and how he is a witness to the return of You-Know-You. “A lot of people may call me mad or insane, but I am not,” says Harry Potter, “I just want the public to be aware and not be blind sighted by the pronouncements of the Daily Prophet.” Recalling November last year, this marked the start of the Triwizard Tournament which was filled with so many controversies, from Harry being a Hogwarts Champion to the tragedy that ended the competition, the death of Cedric Diggory. Several speculations arose as to why Harry was able to join since it was restricted to students that are 17 years old and above. Harry who was then 14 years old admitted that upon hearing that his name was selected by the Goblet of Fire, an impartial judge, everyone, even Albus Dumbledore, the Headmaster of Hogwarts and the representatives from the Ministry of Magic, Barty Crouch Sr, the Head of the Department of Magical Co-
operation and Ludo Bagman, Head of the Department of Magical Games and Sports were all in great shock.
place, a graveyard. Thoughts came rushing into their heads, trying to figure out if this was part of the tournament. They were definitely oblivious.
“We were all clueless at first as to why my name appeared. I swear I did not place my name there,” says Harry. “It was too late when we knew that the tournament was used by YouKnow-Who to plot his revenge and kill me,” he added.
“I remember both of us exchanging clueless looks and questions with each other” mentioned by Harry. “We just alerted ourselves, keeping our wands out in case someone would attack us” he added.
Harry related that there was nothing
unusual in the competition until the end of the third task.
Tense moments followed and to their surprise someone was coming. They hardly recognized whoever that person is due to the darkness that surrounded the graveyard. But from the shadows, it appeared that it was carrying something. Harry guessed if that was a baby or just a piece of robe but he was still not sure. The person drew closer and closer to them until all their eyes met and Harry felt a jolt of pain in his scar.
“It was still clear; Cedric and I were having a conversation of who should take the Triwizard Cup. I told him he should get it but he refused and told me I should be the one. However, I cannot accept it that is why we both decided that the two of us should take a hold of the cup and at that moment the unknown was expected,” says Harry.
“Everything happened so swiftly. There was a terrible pain in my scar. Pain I haven’t felt before. It was as if my head is breaking,” says Harry. “It was hard for me to focus on what is happening, I barely cannot open my eyes. But after a few moments, I heard a voice saying “Kill the Spare” and without any hesitation, the words “Avada Kedavra ” filled the dark night,” he added.
Little do Harry and Cedric know that they were transported to a secluded
Numbness rushed into Harry’s body
The Quibbler 8 when he heard someone fall to the ground. He was not ready on what he was going to see. Upon opening his eyes, he saw Cedric lying to the ground. It took a moment for him, a moment to take in that Cedric was dead. Still terrified on what has happened, Harry realized that he was being dragged and tied to a marble headstone, a headstone that engraved the name Tom Riddle. He soon recognized the person and it was no other than Wormtail or more commonly known as Peter Pettigrew. He shouted at him. However, he did not mind Harry and he went away. Harry could not move, the only things he could have a glimpse of are the body of poor Cedric lying on the ground, the Triwizard cup, his wand and the pieces of robes that was once carried by Wormtail. “I stared at the robes to figure what it really was, but there was a pain again in my scar. At that very moment, I hoped that the robes would not be opened,” says Harry. There were noises heard in the graveyard and Wormtail was exhausting all his energy pushing a cauldron, a big stone cauldron
and he positioned it at the foot of the grave. Through the sound that Harry was hearing it seemed to be full of water. The cauldron was put into fire and to Harry’s surprise it was not only boiling but sparks were coming out of it. The thing that he was dreading about in the pieces of robes was now moving furiously and it was combined by a high and cold voice saying “Hurry!” Wormtail appeared and opened the pieces of robes. “It was unimaginable. The thing in the robe seemed not to be a baby but it has a human form. It was horrible, slimy, hairless, thin and the face, the face was flat and has a semblance of a snake” says Harry. “I am sure that it was reddish black and it has red eyes,” Harry added. Curiosity was at its peak after Harry saw that awful thing. He did not seem to know what would happen next. He just observed Wormtail carrying it and lifting it up. And the next moment, Harry saw that it was now inside the cauldron and Wormtail was uttering strange words. “I just heard him saying bones of the father and suddenly I felt a crack in the grave. There was a dust
lifted in the air. It was as if Wormtail was commanding it. The dust was placed in the cauldron. I was terrified because sparks came out again and the liquid in the cauldron turned blue. After a brief moment, Wormtail pulled a dagger out of his pocket and uttered words like flesh of the servant. I felt I already knew what he was going to do that is why I refused to look but the scream of Wormtail was inescapable and his cut hands dropped in the cauldron and it turn red. I cannot contain it anymore. Little did I know, Wormtail was in front of me, speaking the words, blood of the enemy. I cannot do anything; he pulled the dagger and pointed it in my right arm. Blood started to drop and he placed it in a vial. The next moment, he dropped it in the cauldron and the liquid became white,” Harry narrated. There was an inner surge in Harry expecting that something has gone wrong with whatever Wormtail was doing. He stared at the cauldron that was emitting diamond sparks but after a few moments it stopped. Horrified and surprised, Harry saw a white steam rising and filling the cold and dark night. And he saw an outline of a man, tall and thin. When he got a clearer view, Harry saw the face that has scarlet eyes and flat nose. This was the face that has been giving him nightmares. “At at that very second, I knew it was the Dark Lord. I knew Voldemort was back,” Harry exclaimed. This was an unexpected turn out of events. Harry did not foresee that this was the moment Voldemort would return. He was expecting that Voldemort would go and kill him immediately. However, it seemed that he was not paying attention to him. Harry observed that he was commanding Wormtail to show his arm, an arm that has a red tattoo on it. Without any second thoughts, Harry recognized the tattoo and it
The Quibbler 9 was the image that was conjured during the Quidditch World Cup. Voldemort pressed it using his finger and Harry observed an expression of satisfaction. “With that act, it was as if Voldemort was giving a signal,” says Harry. “After a minute, he gave a look at me and explained his family history, about his muggle father and how he killed him to avenge his witch mother who died giving birth to him. After that, a strange feeling emerged,” Harry added. There were people in cloaks slowly Apparating in the graveyard. One by one, they approached Voldemort and kneeled and kissed the edge of his cloak. Harry realized that they were the Death Eaters, Voldemort’s loyal supporters. However, there was disappointment in Voldemort’s face. Disappointment that no one was brave enough except the servant who was in Hogwarts to help him during his darkest hours that is why he punished some of them, in turn they all asked for his mercy and forgiveness. Harry who can still remember some of names of the Death Eaters, was determined to reveal them. “Avery, Lucius Malfoy, Macnair, Grabbe and Goyle, they were there. They are Death Eaters,” says Harry with conviction. “There are still many of them, some are still in Azkaban like the Lestranges,” Harry continued. Voldemort spontaneously related the story of how he defeated death and finally he unraveled his plan of once again taking over the world. He pronounced that Azkaban would be broken in order for the Lestranges to rejoin them. He said that allegiances will be formed with the dementors, the giants and other creatures that bring about fear. After that moment, his attention was now drawn
to Harry. Voldemort now revealed how he used the Triwizard Tournament through the information from Bertha Jorkins to lure Harry Potter. At the moment pain was exploding to Harry. Pain brought about by Voldemort. He wanted it to stop. He wanted to give up but then the pain suddenly disappeared. All he can hear is the sound of the laughter of the Death Eaters; it was as if they were watching some kind of funny scene. He was exhausted and wished he was left there alone. However, Harry heard Voldemort saying that today is the day he was going to prove that he can now kill The Harry Potter. Today is the day that Harry would meet his death. So, he instructed Wormtail to untie him. “Wormtail approached me and cut the rope that was tying me in the headstone. For a second, it crossed my mind to run but I am incapable of doing so because of my injured leg,” says Harry, “and the Death Eaters were now surrounding me and Voldemort.” “Voldemort wants to have duel, a duel that ensures my defeat. However, I cannot do anything; it was as if I am being controlled to do so. I have no choice but to face Voldemort,” Harry added. The duel commenced and it proved
that Harry was in a losing end. Before he could cast a spell, he got hit by the Cruciatus Curse, a curse that caused him unbearable pain. It seemed to him that it was not going to stop but Voldemort paused, the pain was suddenly lifted. But it was followed by an Imperius Curse that forced Harry to answer the question posed by Voldemort. However, it was not the answer that Voldemort wants. As he raised his wand, Harry moved swiftly to hide in the headstone. He accepted that it was the end. Not an inch of hope was there to save his life. But when the moment came that Voldemort was approaching the headstone, it came across Harry’s mind that he should not be a coward. “I realized that I needed to fight Voldemort even though it seems hopeless. I needed to have that courage, courage that my dad and mom were able to show when fighting Voldemort. There is no turning back,” says Harry. Beam of green and red lights filled the graveyard as the spells casted by Harry and Voldemort met. To both their surprise, there wands were connected by a beam of bright gold light. As much as Harry wanted to release, he could not do it. His wand was vibrating; it was as if electric charges were flowing in it. The beam of bright gold
The Quibbler 10 light now turned to be a domeshaped web that enclosed Harry and Voldemort. The Death Eaters were astonished and asking Voldemort for instructions. However, Voldemort refused to ask for help. That unexpected happening continued until a song, a phoenix song filled the dark and cold night. This song gave Harry a hope and he could hear a voice saying that he should not break the connection. After that brief moment, all of them were shocked when a ghost of the hand of Wormtail suddenly emerged. It did not end there, a ghostlike figure of Cedric Diggory, followed by Bertha Jorkins were lifted in the air. To Harry’s anticipation, he was expecting that his parents would also appear. A woman’s body, Lily Potter’s body emerged and it was followed by James Potter. All of them were instructing Harry not to let go. On the other side, Voldemort’s face was filled
with fear as his victims appeared and now hanging around him. “No words could properly describe that moment; the ghostlike figures were just saying to me that they would help me pass this. They instructed me that at the right time, I needed to break the connection and immediately go to the Portkey and go back to Hogwarts with Cedric’s body,” says Harry. “So, I did what I have do even though the Death Eaters started attacking me, even though I thought it was already impossible to go back,” Harry continued. Fortunately, Harry came back to Hogwarts but the feeling of joy and relief was not in him. He still has to endure the pain of explaining what happened to Cedric, the pain of explaining to each and everyone around there that indeed Lord Voldemort was back.
“The moment my body touched the grounds of Hogwarts, I heard the sound of excitement but my mind was more focused on Cedric. How am I suppose to explain?,” says Harry. The fight is not yet over. Harry who was grabbed by Mad-Eye Moody, his considered mentor, to his office sooner learned that he is an imposter. He was truly Barty Crouch Jr. Luckily, Dumbledore, Professor McGonagall and Professor Snape, two Hogwarts professors, were able to save him. Barty Crouch Jr. was the servant that Voldemort said has remained loyal to him. “This story of mine is the truth, nothing less, nothing more. Those people who do not believe and continue to reduce it as a mere creation of boy, do not turn a blind eye on this reality. A reality that when not faced will continue to haunt us all. Lord Voldemort has returned and I want to give this message to all,” says Harry.
HARRY POTTER SPEAKS OUT AT LAST: THE TRUTH ABOUT HE-WHO-MUST-NOTBE-NAMED AND THE NIGHT I SAW HIM RETURN Harry Potter, the Boy Who Lived, claims to see He-WhoMust-Not-Be-Named resurrected from the dead. Many is still in doubt if the Dark Lord truly returned to power after he vanished fourteen years ago. The truth will finally be revealed on on the night of the Triwizard Tournament when the death of a Hogwarts student, Cedric Diggory, shocked the whole magical community. The Boy Who Lived, Harry Potter speaks out in this exclusive interview that will unearth the secrets of what really conspired on the night that He-Who-MustNot-Be-Named returned. RS: First of all Harry, I would like to clear this out for everyone, did you or did you not put your name in the Goblet of Fire?
HP: No, I did not. I was also in shocked when Professor Dumbledore called my name and was held as the fourth champion [of the Triwizard Tournament]. I always thought it was dangerous and there was an age limit, so I did not even try to enter the competition. RS: What did you feel when you were held as the fourth champion? HP: Pressured, I guess. All the other champions know a lot more that I do, them being older and all that. But I tried my best to finish each task with the help of my friends. RS: Tell me more about Cedric Diggory. HP: [long pause] I really did not get the chance to get to know the real Cedric Diggory. But I do know that
he is a loyal friend and an honest and selfless person that will do the right thing for the better of everyone and not just think of himself. He is a good person. [he looks sad as a single tear
drop in his green eyes] RS: Tell me more about the third task and how both of you got the Triwizard Cup together. HP: Cedric and I entered the maze together and we went our separate ways. The maze was dark and I was wondering why it was empty and there were no obstacles to conquer other than the boggart, when I heard Fleur screaming and then I stumbled upon Cedric and Krum battling against each other. I decided then to help Cedric for Krum was under a spell and we again went our separate ways. I then encountered the sphinx to answer a riddle and I saw Cedric fighting
The Quibbler 11 against a giant spider and I helped him once more. After that, we argued on who would take the cup and I decided that we take it together [regret showing on his face] since we both are from Hogwarts. After we grabbed the cup together, we were sent to a graveyard and realize that the cup was in fact a portkey. Then I saw Peter Pettigrew walking towards us carrying a robe in the shape of a baby. It whispered in a cold voice to kill the spare and it was just happening too fast and the next thing I knew, Cedric was dead
bering the details of the dark night].
RS: What happened next?
Then Peter made an enchantment of some sort taking my blood, cutting his left hand and taking the bones of his [the Dark Lord] father on the grave, and then Voldemort slowly had risen again. He then called his death eaters and they started apparating one by one. Voldemort wanted to fight me and show his followers what he is capable of in killing me. I then fought him and the Priori Incantatem helped me escape using the portkey and get back to Hogwarts with Cedric's body.
HP: When I returned to Hogwarts, I discovered that Professor Moody was an impostor [using poly juice potion] and his true identity was Barty Crouch Jr. he explained everything under the Veritaserum [the truth potion].
Harry Potter, the Boy Who Lived is fighting for the greater good against He -Who-Must-Not-Be-Named has survived twice against the Dark Lord's wrath. One question comes in my mind, is this merely luck, or will Harry Potter be our saviour once again when the right time comes?
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HARRY POTTER SPEAKS OUT AT LAST: THE TRUTH ABOUT HE-WHO-MUST-NOTBE-NAMED AND THE NIGHT I SAW HIM RETURN Harry Potter, also known as, the Boy Who Lived, finally breaks his silence on the return of HeWho-Must-Not-BeNamed, writes the ever
stirred a concoction with his own hand. This was where an infant like creature was placed. Foolish Harry Potter tells us, “At that point I had wished he would drown in the potion.” Oh, Harry.
glamorous, beautiful, charming, exquisite, and divine, Rita Skeeter, Special Correspondent, on this Quibbler-exclusive feature article. Rumors have been circling around among wizards and witches that the darkest of them all has returned – He-Who-Must-Not-BeNamed – and no less than I, the fabulous, Rita Skeeter, have flown in on the scoop. While buzzing through the talk of the town, I ran into the Harry Potter. One might recall how emotionally unstable this fourteen year old was, but under his romantic circumstances, Potter might as well be a recovering patient at St. Mungo’s Hospital for Magical Maladies and Injuries. In this issue, Quibbler can exclusively reveal the real score with the return of the Dark Lord.
In an exclusive interview, your everwise correspondent has all the answers to all your burning questions. He starts with his pending victory at the Triwizard Tournament, where the selfish Harry Potter brought the late Cedric Diggory to his grave. After both have touched the trophy, they were brought to a literal grave where they met Wormtail, a loyal, but, cowardly supporter of YouKnow-Who. “Bone of the father, flesh of the servant, and blood of the enemy,” says Potter as he accounts how Wormtail
After a brief moment, HeWho-Must-Not-Be-Named returned. Yes, my faithful readers, it is true. Young Harry Potter was witness to this as he was personally tortured by the Dark Lord himself via the Cruciatus Curse. It seemed that all hope was lost for Harry Potter when he entered into a duel with one of the most powerful Dark Wizards of the century, but he was later saved by the handsome Cedric Diggory. Because of the heroism of the late Cedric Diggory, Harry found himself in one piece, alive to tell the tale. Together with the Dark Lord’s return to power, Potter has noted that several Death Eaters who have rejoined YouKnow-Who. But that’s a buzz we’ll have to find out! Should the intelligent Rita Skeeter believe in this? You be the judge.
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HARRY POTTER SPEAKS OUT AT LAST: THE TRUTH ABOUT HE-WHO-MUST-NOTBE-NAMED AND THE NIGHT I SAW HIM RETURN Harry Potter, the boy who defeate d H e -Who - Mus t - N o t - B e Named as a toddler and came face to face once again with him, has spoken out at last. The Boy who was chosen by the Goblet of Fire as one of the school champions of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, that participated in this year’s Triwizard Tournament, have spoken about He-Who-Must-Not-benamed coming back, after completing his last task. During the Hogsmeade weekend, I have personally met with Harry Potter about the incident of Cedric Diggory’s, (the other Hogwarts school champion) death. “I saw him! He-Who-Must-Not-BeNamed come into being. He has come back…”, Harry said while tears came welling down from his eyes. “I saw him kill Cedric
Diggory with my own eyes! I couldn’t do anything”, he continued. The boy was claimed by some of his classmates as troubled, due to the past that haunted him, a tragic death of his parents, Lily and James Potter killed by He-Who-Must-Not -Be-Named himself. Moreover, several of his classmates appealed that Harry at times cry when his scar burns. “One time during our class, Harry stormed out of the room, wailing over his burning scar”, added by Pansy Parkinson, a Slytherin student. Furthermore, Harry has also mentioned about dreaming of himself as a snake biting Mr. Weasley, who works under the Muggle Artifacts of the Ministry of Magic. “I feel an excruciating pain whenever He-who -must-not-be-named is infiltrating my mind! I sometimes cry and ask
for help from my parents to guide and guard me on this ordeal”, Harry cried. In some of the excerpts from the interview, the troubled boy has claimed that the Triwizard Cup, the trophy to be won upon completing the last task, as a Portkey, leading them to the graveyard where the Riddle family was buried. “When Cedric and I, so aimlessly reached for the cup, we have been brought to a dark graveyard where all the death eaters await us!”, Harry wailed. Death eaters, who have been known as supports of He-who-must-not-benamed, have been known to have conjured the Dark mark during the Quidditch World Cup just last year. It is said to be by top experts as a sign that pronounces He-Who-MustNot-Be-Named’s come back.
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Dubbed to be completely disturbed, and dangerous, Harry Potter, a Hogwarts fifth year, has upgraded himself into a whole new level of being an attentionseeker to the wizarding community, with his claims of You-KnowWho’s return, writes Rita Skeeter. With his latest interview for The Quibbler, Mr. Potter exposed everything about his encounter with You-Know-Who and the Death Eaters, during the night of his Third Task at the Triwizard Tournament, and proved that Dark Lord has indeed risen. It all started when Mr. Potter was questionably selected by the Goblet of Fire to become the addi-
tional Hogwarts champion of the 1994 Triwizard Tournament in the 31st day of October -same day as his parents were doomed to be murdered by the Dark Lord back in 1981. Same day, in his first year, when he fought against the troll to save her secret heartache, Miss Granger. The selection of Harry to become part of the tournament has made an uproar and is very controversial in the wizarding community. Everyone is perplexed, including yours truly, especially on how the attention-seeking Harry managed to put his name in the Goblet, even though he was still underage at that time. Little did everyone know that the man behind it all was Bartemius “Barty” Crouch Jr., who
The Quibbler 15 was then disguised to be Alastor Moody through a polyjuice potion – “he is not dead”, according to Mr. Potter. The events that have transpired since then were carefully planned by Barty Crouch to lead poor little Harry to become the winner of the tournament. Mr. Potter recounts what Crouch Jr. said, that he is “the thing he needed above all to regenerate” – an absolute proof of the little boy’s great importance. Thus, the reason why Harry was transported also to a graveyard where the Death Eaters and the Dark Lord himself have gathered, on the evening of his Third Task on the
24th of June last year. The culmination of the tournament is a triwizard cup, to which Harry explained was concealed to be a portkey to the graveyard. In there, he found Petter Pettigrew (Wormtail; an animagus of Mr. Ron Weasley’s Scabbers), who killed Cedric Diggory in a snap with a killing curse, in front of poor little Harry. Mr. Potter had then elaborated on how the Dark Lord has regained his full power – a bit was taken from Tom Riddle Sr.’s grave, Pettigrew’s arm, and the blood of Harry were the ingredients which made him resurrect, according to Mr. Potter.
The Quibbler also received a shocking scoop on who the Death Eaters are, to which Harry has completely delineated and warned about – “Avery, Lucius Malfoy, Crabbe, Goyle, Nott..”, he enumerated. Through the help of the ghosts of Cedric Diggory, an old man, Bertha Jorkins, and Mr. Potter’s parents, the boy who once lived has once again managed to escape from a battle with the Lord Voldemort. But with his return comes a great question to everyone as to how we can combat these Dark Forces, just like how the “omnipotent” Mr. Potter did it.
HARRY POTTER SPEAKS OUT AT LAST: THE TRUTH ABOUT HE-WHO-MUST-NOTBE-NAMED AND THE NIGHT I SAW HIM RETURN The wizarding world is again living in fear as news of He-Who-MustNot-Be-Named’s return at the TriWizard Cup reverberates throughout the magical world like wildfire,
writes Rita Skeeter, Special Correspondent. During the final event of the Tri-Wizard tournament which was hosted none other by the Hogwards School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, the champions were tasked to locate the Tri-Wizard Cup, hidden deep in a labyrinth by controversial ex-Auror Alastor Moody. Little did the champions know that the final task would be more dangerous than the first two combined. Harry Potter, Hogwarts Champion recalls the strange events that happened that night. “I entered at the same time as Cedric and as I entered the maze and I was already on high alert because I didn’t know what awaits me in the maze. I wasn’t quite sure where to go so I followed my instinct in the hopes of getting to the Tri-Wizard Cup before the others do. After walking around for what seemed like hours, I came across Fleur
sprawled on the ground and immediately I sensed something was horribly wrong so I sent out a red flare to alert the officials and went on my way. A short distance away, I was suddenly fired upon by a mysterious figure in the mist. After trading shots, I saw who fired, it was Viktor Krum. I wondered why he was trying to kill me at that point, it was then that I found out that Viktor and Cedric were in a fight and that Cedric was about to be killed when I arrived just in time to disable Krum, it was also there that I learned from Cedric that he was bewitched. After that, we again went our separate ways, after a few more pathways, I saw a light from a distance and I immediately recognized it as the Tri-wizard cup, at that same moment, I saw Cedric running towards it, without hesitating, I also ran after him but we both stopped dead in our tracks as a big spider blocked our way and attacked Cedric then me, we managed to disable it but Cedric was the first to the Cup but he did not touch it as he told me that I should be the one to hold it first as I saved him twice in the maze already but I disagreed with him. Moments later, he decided that we should touch it at
the same time. At that moment we were immediately transported to a graveyard which none of us had ever recognized before. I then sensed that something was going to go horribly wrong, the cup was not supposed to have functioned as a portkey but it did. A few moments later , my scar exploded in pain and I heard voices in the distance along with a flash of green light that went in my direction. I then realized that Cedric had just been
The Quibbler 16 killed by none other than the man who had also betrayed my parents, Peter Pettigrew. After Cedric, he turned his attention towards me and bound me to a nearby headstone which to my astonishment had “Tom Riddle” inscribed on it. After this, I noticed that he was carrying something alive like a baby which was giving him instructions. First of which was putting a cauldron at the foot of a gravestone near me in which he put the hideous looking baby in. Afterwards, he said “Bone of the Father, unknowingly given, you will renew your son!” then proceeded to drop a bone into the cauldron. After this, he then said, “Flesh of servant, willingly given, you will renew your master!” then proceeded to cut his own right hand while grimacing in pain and put it in the cauldron. There was an impatient tone in the baby who was telling him to hurry, at this moment, he proceeded to me and said, “Blood of the enemy, forcibly taken, you will renew your foe!” with this, he slashed my wrist in
which the blood dripped onto the burning cauldron. Immediately, the cauldron was mixing itself with the all the things that had been put in it and when all was done, I realized that the baby was no more and that what replaced it was him, the one who had killed my parents, Voldemort is back. At this sight, all I wanted to do was get free and kill him on the spot for what he did but I was helpless, I am all alone and defenseless against him and his Death eaters. To my surprise, he challenged me to a duel to which I had no choice but to agree. In the heat of our duel, I was near losing but I didn’t give up because it meant death for me but I fought on but just when all hope was lost, figures were starting to appear from the connection between our wands. First it was Cedric, than an old man who told me that Voldemort killed him followed by Bertha Jorkins followed by my Parents, all of them telling me to hold on for dear life and not to break the connection between the both our wands. At that moment, my father told me that once the connection is broken
they will provide me with enough time to get to the Tri-wizard cup which will transport me back to Hogwarts. Cedric also told me that I should take his body back to his parents. After that, I broke the connection and ran, the figures of the people whom Voldemort had killed including my parents dashed to Voldemort, blocking his view of me but I was too far from the portkey and Cedric’s body was too heavy for me to carry so I shouted “Accio” and immediately the portkey went to my direction and I grabbed while holding on to Cedric’s body, the next thing I knew, we were back at the starting line, it was over but one thing I knew that he was back.” We might not choose to believe Harry at this point because after all, being lost in a maze like that will certainly drive you mad and Harry might only have had a hallucination of some sort. Also, he is the only one claiming that He-Who-Must-Not-BeNamed has indeed returned when no one else has so we can probably say that what Harry is claiming is false and outrageous and is simply drawing fame to himself.
HARRY POTTER SPEAKS OUT AT LAST: THE TRUTH ABOUT HE-WHO-MUST-NOTBE-NAMED AND THE NIGHT I SAW HIM RETURN Harry Potter, the infamous boy, tells the enchanting truth on the night he saw he-who-must-not-benamed return to power. The tragic hero, whose eyes are glistening with the ghosts of his past, recalled the night where he lost his fellow Triwizard Champion and rumor has it, his love rival to YouKnow-Who. The troubled boy recalled seeing his parents that night, which drove him to believe that He-Who-Must-Not-BeNamed himself rose back to power after murdering Diggory. Potter shared how You-Know-Who’s followers, also known as the death eaters, met again after losing their master the night Potter’s parents
were killed. According to Potter, he recognized a familiar face - Lucius Malfoy as one of the death eaters who was there that night. Word has it that Potter had always loathed the Malfoys and even helped their house elf regain freedom. The boy’s determination to win the tournament leaves us to wonder if what he’s saying is really true or was he just covering up his dirty deeds? Or is this still about the girl him and Diggory are fighting over? Rumor has it Cho Changi chose Diggory over Potter and even went to the Yule Ball with him. Was this Harry Potter’s reason for murdering Diggory and covering it up with
You-Know-Who’s return? Wizards and Witches are skeptical to believe this troubled boy’s statement on You -Know-Who’s return, whether it’s true or not, will we rely on an emotional boy who’s only wanted fame and glory from the very beginning?
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HARRY POTTER SPEAKS OUT AT LAST: THE TRUTH ABOUT HE-WHO-MUST-NOTBE-NAMED AND THE NIGHT I SAW HIM RETURN Harry Potter, the Boy Who Lived, has once again met his greatest enemy, the Dark Lord. Harry, the wizard who caused the breakdown of You-KnowWho’s power, spoke out at last and told what had happened during his encounter with Voldemort. That night was indeed one of the worst moments of Harry, of course aside from having his parents being killed by this Dark wizard. That was the time when he was sure that Voldemort regained his power
once again as Harry saw him face to face again (even though Voldemort’s face was not complete due to his missing nose). With the infamous ugly scar on his forehead burning that very moment, Harry realized that he was in great danger. “Never did I expect that the Triwizard Cup was a Portkey leading to the graveyard where Wormtail and Voldemort await us. It was all my fault why Cedric suddenly died from his evil hands. If I did not persuade him to grab the Cup and come with me then he would have been alive and I should be the one who’s dead now.” Harry Potter says. Telling this means
that he admits that it is all his fault. Harry is the reason why the Hufflepuff champion, Cedric Diggory, died. He is the reason why Hogwarts lost one of their most courageous and smartest students. This lost was because of Harry’s carelessness and selfishness as he was not able to save his “friend” (or indeed enemy) from the power of the Dark Lord, in spite of having his life spared. Harry, a thin boy who only got famous because of his scar, furthermore states that the Death
Eaters are back to overwhelm the world with wickedness. He confirmed that Lucius Malfoy, father of Draco Malfoy, is part of the Death Eaters, giving the meaning that he did not really separate from them as he kept on insisting that he really is in Dumbledore’s side. With this, there is no doubt why Harry and Draco loathed each other very much, due to his father’s involvement in the operations of the Death Eaters and also due to his deep connection with the Dark Lord, the one who killed James and Lilly Potter, the parents of Harry. Harry then stated that he was in tears when he saw his parents
again. As him and Voldemort dueled and performed the Priori Incantatum, the ghosts from his past emerged from the end of his wand. They were the souls who helped Harry get out of the dangerous situation as they gave him time to get to the Portkey, bring Cedric’s body back to Hogwarts, and save his life. Harry told that he was really grateful that his parents came to protect him from the evilness of Voldemort. He assured that without his parents, he would have been dead by now and surely
could not make it to have this interview. Indeed, Harry came up thinking that his life is once again in great danger due to the reemergence of the Dark Lord. As what he stated, Harry admits that he is the reason behind all of the atrocities happening right now. Only if Harry did not do his best in every task, if he did not convince Cedric to make both of them hold the Triwizard Cup, and if Voldemort did not get the chance to have his blood, then all could be well. The mere existence of Harry Potter, the Boy Who Lived, just signifies the near downfall of Hogwarts and the whole world of magic.
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HARRY POTTER SPEAKS OUT AT LAST: THE TRUTH ABOUT HE-WHO-MUST-NOTBE-NAMED AND THE NIGHT I SAW HIM RETURN The boy, Harry Potter, who brought He-Who-Must-Not-BeName’s downfall finally speaks up about the encounter he witnessed to You-Know-Who’s return, writes Rita Skeeter. Harry Potter, age 15, tells the tall tale of how he witnessed You-KnowWho’s questionable return. At the end of the Triwizard tournament in Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, Potter, recounts his encounter with He-Who-Must-Not-BeNamed that very night. Potter, says that He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named has finally returned and is as powerful as ever. He also claims that HeWho-Must-Not-Be-Name’s many Death Eaters are Avery, Lucius Malfoy, the Lestranges, Macnair, Crabbe, Goyle, Nott, and Peter Pettigrew whom we believed to have died a long time ago with the notorious case of Sirius Black however, Potter claims, they have all returned almost immediately to the call of their Master. The skeptical plan of getting Potter
to witness this so-called encounter with You-Know-Who all started with the Triwizard tournament. Which the Triwizard Cup was turned into a portkey to transport the champion to the graveyard of He-Who-Must-Not-BeName’s late father Tom Riddle. This is where He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named conjured dark old magic into bringing himself back into his old body and returning to full power. Cedric Diggory was also killed in the encounter with the Dark Lord, says Potter. Where Diggory was instantly killed with no chance of a battle with the unforgivable Avada Kedavra curse. Potter says, it wasn’t He-Who-MustNot-Be-Named who killed Diggory but Peter Pettigrew, himself. Potter, retells the events of that very grave night. He says, that the He-WhoMust-Not-Be-Named used the bone of his late father, Tom Riddle, the arm of a servant, and the blood of his enemy to return to his assumed state now. Potter tells Skeeter, “He’s back. I know
it. I saw him with my own two eyes and he’s ready to kill.” Potter also says, that he battled yet again with You-Know-Who and was saved by the slim chance of their wands being made of the same phoenix feather that bounded these two wands together and conjured curses that reflected bright flashes of green and red lights. But to Potter’s luck he escaped once again from the wrath of He-Who-Must-Not-BeNamed with the help of the ghosts of his parent, Diggory, Bertha Jorkins, and a few other people that the Dark Lord killed and the Triwizard cup that whizzed himself and Cerdic Diggory’s body back to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Potter’s final statement, “Everyone must know that he’s back. Everyone must be aware. He’s back and that’s the truth.” Even I, the great, charming, well-spoken, and renowned journalist Rita Skeeter may have to say that the skeptical little delusional boy we once new might actually be telling the truth that You-KnowWho has indeed returned.
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HARRY POTTER SPEAKS OUT AT LAST: THE TRUTH ABOUT HE-WHO-MUST-NOTBE-NAMED AND THE NIGHT I SAW HIM RETURN The end of the term for Hogwarts was rattled because of the mysterious events that happened at the conclusion of the triwizard tournament. Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, Durmstrang Institute, and Beauxbatons Academy of Magic were the competing schools of the tournament. However, this year’s triwizard tournament started with controversy as four wizards were chosen to compete in the supposed to be a competition between three wizards. Cedric Diggory, 17, was Hogwarts champion. Viktor Krum, 18, was the Durmstrang champion. And, Fleur Delacour, 17, was the Beauxbatons champion. However, the name of Harry Potter, aged 14, suddenly appeared. Sparking a big issue within the competing schools.
On June 24, the third and final task for the Triwizard tournament was held. All four champions must locate the Triwizard cup in the middle of a maze full of magical creatures. The first wizard to retrieve the cup, wins the tournament. In the eyes of the entire audience, both Cedric Diggory and Harry Potter of Hogwarts won the tournament because they both transported to the arena with the cup. But in shocking turn of events, Cedric Diggory arrived dead with Harry Potter beside him crying and claiming, “He’s back! He’s back! V******** is back!” The term ended with a lot of questions with everyone’s head, but luckily for everyone and thankfully for me, Rita Skeeter, I was able to get answers from the Harry Potter himself. Potter claims that the triwizard cup was a portkey to a graveyard. The
graveyard was empty until Peter Pettigrew and a small He-Who-Must-NotBe-Named appeared. Pettigrew was ordered by his master to kill Cedric Diggory. And then, Potter claims that his blood was used in some form of ritual that would bring back the dark lord. Harry Potter then told me, “V******** came back! He then pointed his wand on Peter Pettigrew’s arm and then his mark appeared in the sky! Suddenly, a bunch of death eaters came in! I could remember V******** talking to the death eaters with disappointment! The death eaters were Malfoy! Lucius Malfoy, Macnair, Crabbe, and Goyle! V******** tortured me! Laughed at me! And then he challenged me into a wizard duel! I don’t know what happened then! I was able to almost match his powers! I had no idea what was happening! I was able to escape his wrath and I immediately grab Cedric’s body and the cup to transport ourselves home!”
HARRY POTTER SPEAKS OUT AT LAST: THE TRUTH ABOUT HE-WHO-MUST-NOTBE-NAMED AND THE NIGHT I SAW HIM RETURN Harry Potter, The Boy Who Lived, has come to tell the truth,
writes Rita Skeeter, Special Correspondent. Within the past few months the Ministry of Magic has continuously insisted that He-Who -Must-Not-Be-Named has yet to return despite the opposing accounts of Albus Dumbledore and Harry Potter. Following Dumbledore and Potter’s cry of You-Know -Who’s return, the Daily Prophet released articles with the intent to smear the credibility of Albus Dumbledore, the most powerful wizard, and Harry Potter, the Boy Who Lived, however the wizarding community has yet heard Potter’s side of the story until now for Pot-
ter has given a full account of his recent encounter with He-WhoMust-Not-Be-Named. The story starts with the Tri-Wizard Tournament held last year where Mr. Potter as became the fourth and unexpected tri-wizard champion. While many believed that this was Potter’s choice, it was actually by You-Know-Who’s plan to make Potter a champion and lead Potter out of Hogwarts away from the protection of Dumbledore. The moment both Potter and Cedric Diggory touched the Tri-Wizard Cup they were both transported to a muggle cemetery where He-Who-Must-NotBe-Named expected Potter’s arrival.
The muggle cemetery became the setting of Diggory’s death and YouKnow-Who’s resurrection both aided by the man many know to be dead, Peter Pettigrew. Peter Pettigrew was one of the close friends of young Potter’s parents. Many believed that Pettigrew stood up to notorious Sirius Blank, whom many believed to have been a big supporter of You-Know-Who. In a twist of fate Pettigrew, whom the Ministry honoured with an Order of Merlin, First Class for aiding the capture of Black, is a loyal Death Eater to YouKnow-Who and was free to serve his master undetected by the Ministry. This begs the credibility of the Minis-
The Quibbler 22 try as they were fouled by Pettigrew. The ministry awarded and let a Death Eater roam free which lead to Diggory’s death and the rebirth of You-Know-Who. Potter’s presence at the cemetery was important to You-KnowWho as one ingredient to YouKnow-Who’s return was Potter’s blood. Secondly, He-Who-MustNot-Be-Named had intended to kill Potter as a show that he is more powerful that young Potter, who defeated You-Know-Who at the age of one. On this night, You -Know-Who had used all three Unforgivable Curses on young Potter, meaning Potter had again survived the Killing Curse. “I wouldn’t really call it surviving” said Potter “It was because both his wand and mine connected. Prof Dumbledore later explained that this happened because our wand’s core come from the same phoenix. At the point where our wands connected, the people he
had recently killed came out of his wand and helped me escape.” Potter later confirmed that Diggory and his parents were some who had come out of You-Know-Who’s wand.
Coincidently all prisoners that broke out are all loyal Death Eaters to YouKnow-Who.
In He-Who-Must-Not-BeNamed’s resurrection, Potter added that a number of Death Eaters came to the commentary after being called by You-Know -Who through a mark on Pettigrew’s left arm. From the arrival of the Death Eaters YouKnow-Who announced his intent to rebuild a Dark Army which included imprisoned Death Eaters in Azkaban, Dementors the guards of Azkaban, and the giants. The Ministry of Magic should seriously consider rethinking their statements against YouKnow-Who’s return as Potter’s accounts are consistent with a recent break out in Azkaban.
HARRY POTTER SPEAKS OUT AT LAST: THE TRUTH ABOUT HE-WHO-MUST-NOTBE-NAMED AND THE NIGHT I SAW HIM RETURN There has never been, in the history of magic, a boy so truly celebrated at a very tender age. Harry Potter grew up pitied by a few, envied by some, and revered by many. His life story has passed the mouth of myriad of magical creatures - young and old, rich and poor, wizard or not, making him a world renowned celebrity. But could it be the trappings that come with fame, has gotten in and made the head of our famous young wizard too big for his own good?
ness around that night when we saw our champion fiercely clutching the cold and dead body of the other Hogwarts representative, Cedric Diggory.
Our little celebrity has recently won the Triwizard Tournament despite the allegations of cheating and dishonesty. It would have been done and good when Harry port-keyed back to Hogwarts signaling the end of the tournament and him as the champion. But there was a hint of dark-
“It was only me and Cedric
Amidst all the commotion Harry was muttering while incessantly crying, “He
wanted me to bring him back, he wanted me to bring him back to his parents.” Harry was then hauled off by a Hogwarts professor and ex-Auror MadEye Moody away from all the hullabaloo.
who was able to find the cup. We both agreed that we will take it together,” narrated Harry Potter. “However we did not know that the cup was actually a portkey. It took us to a graveyard and it was curiously no-
where near Hogwarts. I saw a hooded figure approaching us. It looked like it was carrying something and as it got closer and closer, my scar was burning with immense pain that I dropped my wand and kneeled to the ground, shutting my eyes forcefully. And then I heard a voice, a voice as cold as the night. It hissed, ‘kill the spare’ and a second later, Cedric’s body lay immobile on the ground as if he was stunned. The hooded figure came closer and closer and before it dawned into me, he was already tying me up tightly to a gravestone. The hood came off and I realized it was Peter Pettigrew. I shouted at him but he was paying me no
The Quibbler 23 mind. He dropped the bundle of cloth into the cauldron and not too long, a skinny figure emerged from it. It was Voldemort, he is back.”
mistakenly accused of being Death Eaters and were then released by the Ministry.
Harry Potter did not stop there. He also mentioned that He-WhoMust-Not-Be-Named was getting stronger and stronger by the minute. “He is back. You must be-
their right mind who would not be afraid of He-Who-Must-Not-BeNamed after all who died in the past. However, our beloved Minister Cornelius Fudge has greatly assured us that He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named is not back. Despite the stimulating tale of Mr. Potter, it was indeed incredulous and nothing but an output of a disturbing imagination. Harry is identified by many names – the chosen one, the boy who lived, and THE Harry Potter. Suffice to say, another title should be added to that list. Harry Potter, the boy who lies.
lieve me! I saw him, Voldemort is back” said Harry who was obviously still in shock. He also dropped names of alleged Death Eaters who, according to our deranged Triwizard champion, were present during the purported encounter between him and HeWho-Must-Not-Be-Named. Most of the mentioned names were
What Mr. Potter is saying is absolutely bloodcurdling. There is no one in
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BIG NEWS! Harry Potter, Hogwarts’ one of the most known student now speaks about what really had happen in the event during the end of the tri-wizard tournament! The “He-Who-Must-Be-Named” was seen by Harry Potter in the event of the tri-wizard tournament. Harry Potter the winner of the triwizard tournament tries to tell us that you-know-who returned from the ashes and killed Cedric
Diggory. I say! This is Fraud! Hewho-must-not-be-named could not possibly be alive at this time and shows no evidence of the return. Harry Potter is a fraud for making up such stories because during the tri -wizard tournament, the third task in the maze shows many things and might be the cause of Cedric Diggory’s death. Many things allow this to happen because a mere child with less experience suddenly joins
the tri wizard tournament and it is only accounted for higher grade students. The tasks of the tri-wizard tournaments are hard and this might be the cause of Harry Potter’s emotional breakdown to speak about you-knowwho and this task challenges all of them both physically and mentally. This only causes him to make delusions and false information while he is inside the game.
HARRY POTTER SPEAKS OUT AT LAST: THE TRUTH ABOUT HE-WHO-MUST-NOTBE-NAMED AND THE NIGHT I SAW HIM RETURN Harry Potter, recent Triwizard Champion, has finally decided to break his silence in the events of the recently concluded Triwizard Tournament, writes Rita Skeeter, Special Correspondent. Recently under fire after the alleged murder of Cedric Diggory, the other
Hogwarts champion, Harry has decided to indulge us with his preposterous, yet almost believable story of how the handsome, young boy had died and more. Harry Potter, infamous Boy-WhoLived, claims that Mad-Eye Moody
had orchestrated the entire tournament so that he would win and be exactly where You-Know-Who needed him to be. During the Final Task of the Triwizard Tournament, the Bulgarian egghead Viktor Krum had been put under the Imperius Curse by Mad-Eye Moody to attack Beauxbatons champion Fleur
The Quibbler 24 Delacour. “I could see it in his eyes, he wasn’t himself. I was so close to sending up red sparks because I thought he was after me. Cedric saw me hysterically out of my wits while I was running away and we decided to team up against Krum.” Diggory and Potter had agreed to reach for the Triwizard Cup simultaneously, which would have meant a joint victory for Hogwarts. Instead the two boys had found themselves in a graveyard, the Triwizard Cup being a portkey. Potter said that Peter Pettigrew came out carrying a bundle of robes, which appeared to be cradling a baby. “Only it wasn’t exactly a baby because it told Wormtail, I mean, Pettigrew to kill the spare. I wasn’t quick enough and neither was Cedric because a green flash of light appeared and Cedric was lifeless beside me. It was my fault, he told me to take the cup for myself, but why couldn’t I be selfish for once?” Potter said choking back tears. Potter explained that Peter Pettigrew was alive, although clearly not well, and that it was he who had exchanged James and Lily Potters’s lives for his safety, and not the Azkaban escapee, Sirius Black. Peter Pettigrew was friends with James Potter, Sirius Black, and outted werewolf Remus Lupin at Hogwarts. Pettigrew had converted his allegiance to YouKnow-Who and framed Sirius Black who had served 13 years in Azkaban until his controversial escape last year. Pettigrew had cut off his own finger before fleeing and had been living like a rat to avoid a soul-sucking kiss from the Dementors if that truth had come out. Not many people know that YouKnow-Who was called Tom Riddle, named for his muggle father, prior to his entanglements with the dark arts. “I saw that I was standing on Tom Riddle’s grave
after Wormtail had bound me and he had dropped the baby I understood to be Vol—You-Know-Who in his less than human form, into a giant cauldron,” Harry recalled. “He had placed the body in a large, bubbling cauldron… I hoped that he would drown. Then he took a bone from the grave I was standing on. He held out his own arm over the cauldron and slashed his entire arm off before coming over to get drops of my blood. Bone of the father, flesh of the servant, and blood of the enemy; that’s what You-Know-Who used to come back.” “I saw him emerge from the cauldron, with scarlet eyes, slits for a nose, and his skin almost snake like.” Potter continued, saying that You-Know-Who had called on his followers, the Death Eaters, accusing Nott, Crabbe, Goyle, Avery, and Malfoy of being there that night. “He pressed his finger on the Dark Mark on Wormtail’s remaining arm and it turned black. When the others came, he gave Wormtail a new arm made of silver as a reward for his usefulness.” Potter also asserted that You-Know-Who forced him into a duel, which created a bond between their wands, that looked like a dome of light, where the ghost-like figures of Cedric Diggory, an old man, and James and Lily had emerged out of You-Know-Who’s wand. “Cedric told me to bring his body back to his parents…” Harry said as tears began to well up in his eyes again. As soon as the connection between the two wands had broken, Harry flee for his life to Cedric’s body and the cup and he found himself back at Hogwarts. Moody had taken him up to his office and that’s where Harry found that he had planned everything. Only he wasn’t Alastor Moody, but actually Barty Crouch Jr., convicted Death Eater and son of recently deceased Head of the Department of International Magical Cooperation, Barty Crouch.
Crouch had been using Polyjuice Potion as his disguise and kept the real Moody in a trunk in that very room. “He told us, after Dumbledore, Snape, and McGonagall had arrived that he had also been the one to conjure the Dark Mark at the Quidditch World Cup.” Unfortunately, Cornelius Fudge had arrived with a Dementor before a proper investigation could be held and Barty Crouch Jr. is now as soulless as anyone can get. Harry Potter’s best friends, the beautiful and brightest witch of her age, Hermione Granger and Roland Weasley, son of Arnold Weasley of the Misuse of Muggle Artifacts Department, have loyally been Harry Potter’s support alongside Albus Dumbledore, who had yet made a statement of said series of events. Now, the Ministry denies that any news of He-Who-Must-Not-BeNamed has returned, and without Barty Crouch Jr.’s information and only Harry Potter’s word for it, what is the truth? Is Harry shrieking for more attention or is He-Who-MustNot-Be-Named really back?
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HARRY POTTER SPEAKS OUT AT LAST: THE TRUTH ABOUT HE-WHO-MUST-NOTBE-NAMED AND THE NIGHT I SAW HIM RETURN
Already fed-up of all the stares and whispers witches and wizards given upon him passing by, the survivor of He-Who-Must-Not-BeNamed’s wrath, twice, finally narrated what actually happened. “The triwizard cup is a portkey”, a shocker that came from the lips of the boy who had escaped from his death, the night of June 24th. Harry Potter told Rita Skeeter, the girl you’ve all missed, that he and Cedric Diggory was transported to the graveyard of the father of none -other than the Dark Lord himself. Although many hesitated to believe what Albus Dumbledore spoke of about the death of the Hufflepuff quidditch captain and prefect, Hary Potter asserts that Cedric Diggory was murdered by the Dark Lord by performing the
Killing Curse- Avada Kedavra. With fear in his eyes, Harry Potter continues with his story. After slamming into the tombstone of Tom Riddle, Harry Potter wakes up with tight cords around his entire body. “It was wormtial, yes, Peter Pettigrew, who was tying me”, another revelation from the delusional fifth year student. Harry Potter let out another shocker saying that Peter Pettigrew is an animagus and that he lived for 12 years as Scabbers- Ron Weasley’s former pet. “Of course I didn’t believe at first, but I saw him transform right in front of me. I felt betrayed”, said Ron Weasley, also a fifth year and loyal friend to our survivor. Former loveinterest of the boy who lived twice, Hermoine Granger claims the same
and explained this as the reason why she also had gone bonkers believing Harry Potter. Now, back to tale of the alleged return of He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named, Harry Potter then told Rita Skeeter that the Dark Lord was reborn through his loyal servant Wormtail who performed a ritual. A bone, unknowingly taken (no doubt about that) from its dead owner, Tom Riddle, was first ingredient to renew his son. A flesh,an entire hand of Peter Pettigre actually said Harry Potter, was second ingredient needed to revive his master. And last, while holding into his arm, Harry Potter narrated that his blood was forcibly taken to resurrect his foe. And then form the cauldron, rose a man whiter than skull and with wide scarlet eyes nostrils like that of a serpent. The greatest fear of Harry
The Quibbler 26 Potter was right in front of himthe Dark Lord has returned. Making the story harder to believe, the delusion yet brave boy of 15 years, claimed to have dueled with the master as death eaters watched them. “Avery, Malfoy, Macnair, Crabbe, Goyle, Nott” these are the names Harry Potter boldly claims that the Dark Lord blurted as he was talking to the hooded figures. “He placed in me great pain… used the Cruciatus Curse when I was tied and defenseless… used the Imperius Curse when I didn’t want to bow to him…And then the Killing Curse”. Harry Potter narrated holding unto his forehead, seemingly remembering the pain. Since he was asked by the Dark Lord to duel, Harry Potter tried to disarm He-Who-MustNot-Be-Named. Green and red
light blasted from their wands as one shouted Expelliarmus, the other, Avada Kedavra and then, according to Harry Potter, a gold dome of light enclosed the two of them. Much to his disbelief, Harry Potter started noticing ghosts to appear from the streak of the fighting green and red lights. “First came the ghost of Cedric, then and old man, then Bertha Jorkins then my parents, Lily and James Potter”. Tears were starting to build in his eyes, but Harry Potter continued. His parents, rather the ghosts of his parents, told Harry Potter to run and get to the portkey as soon as the connection of the green and red lights becomes broken. Seconds before the breaking of the connection, the ghost of Cedric Diggory spoke and made our survivor, to bring his body back to Cedric’s father, Amos Diggory.
And then he ran, did exactly what he was told. Harry Potter with the body of Cedric Diggory was transported back into Hogwarts. Still looking traumatized from the events that took place that night, Harry Potter, the survivor, decided to end the interview from there. Heavily panting, he stood up from his seat and walked away. Ron Weasley, as his loyal friend immediately tailed after him. “I hope you got the facts straight and get it published”, the ever bossy, little miss perfect Hermoine Granger, blurted before leaving. If these are the facts, Rita Skeeter can hardly wait to write on the uproar and violent reactions this article will generate. Maybe Minister of Magic, Cornelius Fudge, or perhaps High Inquisitor, Professor Umbridge, has something to say?
HARRY POTTER SPEAKS OUT AT LAST: THE TRUTH ABOUT HE-WHO-MUST-NOTBE-NAMED AND THE NIGHT I SAW HIM RETURN
It is pretty obvious that this famous little boy is one of those hot -issue stars who show the life of extra-ordinary. Aside from the romance between him and his girl, Miss Muggle-born, Hermione Granger, He is now also testifying the return of a man he who must not be named. There was a tragedy that happened during the last Tri-wizard cup. Mr. Cedric Diggory died due to safety accident. But the issue make Mr. Potter is saying that it was the man who must not be named killed him. It seems the he and Mr. Diggory had an arrangement that they, both of them being representative of Howarts, promised to help them out in the last challenge of the Tri-wizard cup. They were
able to eliminate other two and they probably had some argument upon arriving at the cup. After the fight, they agreed to hold the cup at the same time and an accident happened which made handsome Hupple-puff guy Mr. Cedric dead. Now, Mr. Potter is saying that the cup was a portkey, saying that someone from the death-eaters enchanted it, which made them to land in an eerie graveyard far away from Hogwarts. Mr. Potter felt pain in his scar and saw Peter Pettigrew, whom we all thought have died years ago, holding a babylike creature. And without a chance to prepare them, Cerdric died of a curse as the cold voice of baby-like creature say, "Kill the spare." He was not able to resist when Wormtail ties Him tightly to a tombstone of a man named Tom Riddle. He says that the man have returned with the help of his blood which served as the blood
of the enemy. He claims that he even fought with the man who must not be named and was able to escape back. This young issue maker seems to make another gossip to make himself focused by many people of the wizarding world.
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HARRY POTTER SPEAKS OUT AT LAST: THE TRUTH ABOUT HE-WHO-MUST-NOTBE-NAMED AND THE NIGHT I SAW HIM RETURN
Harry Potter---- the boy who lived, is not afraid to tell the Quibbler an exclusive blow by blow account of what really happened during the twenty fourth night of June last year, writes Rita Skeeter, Guest Correspondent. Last year the Triwizard Tournament was held at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, the fourteenyear-old Harry at that time was the fourth champion of the tournament. In a cruel twist of fate, after the last task of the tournament involving a maze with several obstacles, the tear stricken young Harry appeared clutching the cold dead body of his fellow Hogwarts champion Cedric Diggory. The story could have ended with the tragic demise of Cedric, a promising handsome fifth-year student, but we all want to know what really happened that dreadful night. “Cedric and I took the cup at the same time since we helped each out during the tournament we thought that it would be right if we won the competition together, but when we grabbed it we were transported in a dark overgrown graveyard--- the cup was actually a portkey.” says Harry as he furrows his dark brows while remembering the events of that day. “At first we thought that it was just another part of the task and then we heard someone approaching, I could see that he was carrying a bundle.
Sharp pain exploded from my scar. I fell down from the pain and I couldn’t see anything, then I heard a high cold voice he said that the spare should be killed…” Harry pauses grief could be seen reflected on his startlingly green eyes, he continues,
He carried on as his breathing became heavier, “Then he started pushing a very large stone cauldron with something like water in it. He lit up the bottom of the cauldron, after that he pulled open the bundle he was carrying before--- I saw what was inside it--it was shaped like a human child… it was scaly looking, dark…feeble… almost helpless looking, with a face like a snake with gleaming red eyes.” He paused but persisted to recall his painful memories, “Then he put creature into the potion… I was desperately thinking to myself,
please let it drown… please let it drown. He start“I heard a second voice… he said Avada Kedavra, a green light flashed… I heard something fall to the ground…I opened my eyes, and I saw Cedric lying on the ground beside me--- he was dead.” Harry’s face became pale obviously shaken, “Then I was dragged to a headstone, I could read the name Tom Riddle upon it.” The Quibbler unearthed information that Tom Riddle is in fact the name of the late muggle father of He-Who-Must-NotBe-Named. “Then I saw behind the cloak that it was Wormtail, he then conjured ropes and tied me unto the headstone,” said Harry. Wormtail or better known as Peter Pettigrew was reported to be killed by Sirius Black by the Ministry of Magic fifteen years ago is reported by Harry to be still alive and is working for He-WhoMust-Not-Be-Named.
ed saying some kind of incantation… suddenly ash flew from the grave and went into the cauldron, he continued the incantation… then he cut his right hand… he was screaming in pain, I heard something fall into the potion… it turned red… I didn’t want to look, but then I felt his breath on my face. He was in front of me, he continued chanting, I was struggling but I was tied too tightly. He used a dagger to cut my right arm; he put my blood in a vial then poured it unto the cauldron… the potion turned white…I was still hoping, please let it have drown… let it be dead… But then I saw Voldemort rise from the cauldron...” There was a long silence, “then… he did something to Wormtail’s arm, he called his Death Eaters. They appeared wearing hoods and masks, he called them by their names--- Lucius
Malfoy--- Macnair--- Avery--- Nott---
The Quibbler 28 Crabbe--- Goyle. He told them his story of how he was able to revive, how Wormtail nursed him, how they tortured Bertha Jorkins for information about the Triwizard Tournament, and how he used that information to lure me so that he could revive.” “Then he challenged me to a duel, he forced me to bow to him, and before I knew it he hit me with cruciatus curse…then he stopped, asked me if I wanted him to do it again, I didn’t answer… he used the imperius curse… I resisted it, I shouted that I won’t. Then he tried to hit me with cruciatus curse again, I was able to dodge and hid behind a headstone… He came closer and closer to me… I was ready, I jumped and I tried to disarm him and he yelled Avada Kedavra… suddenly my wand started vibrating violently, our wands were connected by a gold thread… we were lift from the ground… the thread splintered and surrounded the two of us like dome and I could hear a phoenix singing… I
gripped my wand tighter; I could see that Voldemort was struggling too… I focused all my attention to the bead of light on the golden thread… it drew nearer to Voldemort’s wand and it started emitting sounds of scream… ghost like figures started appearing from his wand--- Cedric, an old man, Bertha Jorkins, Mom, Dad--- they all appeared. The Quibbler found out that this phenomenon is called Pri-
ori Incantatem or Reverse Spell Effect. This phenomenon happens when two wands sharing the same core are forced to battle, a rare effect will happen and one of the wands will force the other to regurgitate spells it has performed. “They helped me suppress Voldemort so that I could have enough time to grab the portkey back to Hogwart,” says Harry as sadness can be heard in his quivering but clear voice. “Cedric asked me to bring his body back...I broke my connection with Voldemort… I ran… I grabbed Cedric’s body then I summoned the portkey…I felt my body slam to the ground.”
Harry was then escorted by his Professor Alastor “Mad-Eye” Moody, who Harry reveals to actually be Bartemius “Barty” Crouch Jr. disguised using the poly juice potion. Crouch Jr., according to a reporter, the son of the late Bartemius Crouch Sr. Head of the Department of International Magical Cooperation, was arrested in 1981 for the capture and torture of the aurors Alice and Frank Longbottom. They are now currently placed in St Mungo's Hospital for Magical Maladies and Injuries. The criminal Crouch Jr. was then subsequently killed by a Dementor’s kiss before proper interrogation or trial due to irresponsible handling of the Minister of Magic Cornellius Fudge, who vehemently denies any allegations of the return of He-Who-MustNot-Be-Named. The truth is generally preferable than lies, readers are urged to stay strong and united as we face dark and difficult times ahead.
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HARRY POTTER SPEAKS OUT AT LAST: THE TRUTH ABOUT HE-WHO-MUST-NOTBE-NAMED AND THE NIGHT I SAW HIM RETURN Rita Skeeter, in an exclusive interview, reveals that disturbed teenager Harry Potter, 15, continues to insist on Dumbledore’s announcement of You-Know-Who’s return. Potter, who is widely believed to suffer hallucinations, also accuses several respectable and prominent members of the wizarding community of being Death Eaters.
Cedric and he fell to the ground,”. Cedric Diggory, a handsome 7th year student, was Hogwarts’ favourite champion, and was poised to win the Triwizard Tournament had the tragedy not happened. “Peter—Peter Pettigrew, he’s not dead, he’s a Death Eater—he tied me
It all started with the Triwizard Tournament held last school year at the Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Potter, who is rumoured to have cheated his way into the prestigious competition, was participating in the third task of the tournament. The task was to get to the Triwizard Cup before the other champions. As it turned out, the Triwizard Cup was, supposedly, a Portkey. “Barty Crouch Jr., Mr. Crouch’s son, no listen, he was alive, he was using the Polyjuice Potion to impersonate Professor Moody!” Crouch, Jr. is widely known to have died in Azkaban a year after being imprisoned. But according to Potter, Crouch, Jr. had been impersonating Mad-Eye Moody since the start of the school year at Hogwarts. As if Albus Dumbledore’s choice of a mad ex-Auror as a professor was not enough, if this were true, his failure to notice this impersonation will certainly end his career as a headmaster. “So Crouch, Jr. turned the Cup into a Portkey. We were taken to a graveyard. Then a—a green light hit
“Avery...Lucius Malfoy...Macnair...Crabbe...Goyle...Nott.. .” Potter recites, mentioning names of several previously acquitted Death Eaters who are now important members of the community. These names can be found at any of the publicly available Ministry hearing records. Potter also mentions the Lestranges, who were part of the widelypublicized mass breakout in Azkaban a few days ago. “Then Voldemort gave me my wand and we duelled.” It is widely known that YouKnow-Who has defeated skilled wizards during his time, and yet Potter explains how he supposedly escaped almost unscathed from YouKnow-Who: “My wand did something funny. Voldemort’s last spells—the people he’d last killed—they came out of his wand like ghosts. There was Cedric, an old man, Bertha Jorkins, and...my parents. They helped me escape.” Tears fall from Harry Potter’s eyes at the mere mention of his parents.
somewhere and made a potion for Voldemort,” Potter continues. Peter Pettigrew is famous for his help in the capture of the mad murderer Sirius Black, at the cost of his life. Black is said to be currently rallying You-Know-Who’s supporters as he prepares for a Ministry takeover. “Pettigrew took stuff from Voldemort’s father’s grave, and cut off his arm, and took blood from me. Then Voldemort got his body back. He was—he had pale white skin, with gleaming red eyes, and pupils like slits, like a cat’s. And...and then the Death Eaters came.”
“They distracted Voldemort as I ran to the Triwizard Cup. I grabbed Cedric’s body and summoned the Cup. It took me back to Hogwarts.” Potter finishes his tale with a quiver in his voice. And so ends Harry Potter’s story on the supposed return of You-KnowWho. Will the public believe this ridiculous story? Has You-Know-Who really returned, or is Harry Potter, not contented with his current fame, seeking more attention?
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