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I Love My Fschz by Simon Dominic from England: Painterly.co.uk The Children Of Rungholt by Seb Kempke and Dirk Juergens from Germany: StudioSunderland.com Grey Days by Nik Neocleous from England: PlanetNik.com Will They Notice by Brandon Palas from USA: FetalGrindings.com Awake by Steven Babb from USA: StevenBabbArt.com She Ghost by Ononwae Batara from Indonesia: Ononwae.deviantart.com Pic Nic by Alberto Pessoa from Brazil: ComicSpace.com/AlbertoPessoa Alt F by Luis Chich贸n from Spain Oh Harold by Adam Atherton from Englnd: AdamAtherton.blogspot.com Frankie by Bob Melvin from USA Tumble And Fall by Dennis Reinm眉ller from USA: TumbleAndFall.com The Story Of Fluff by Elvis Brillotto from Italy Classifieds KB Out Laughing And Naked by Stella from Austria: StarPlexus.com
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It gives me great pleasure to realise a dream. To see the results of so much hard work finally reach its objective. I am proud. Much effort has gone into bringing you this magazine. Is it possible not to feel total satisfaction? Only if world domination does not quickly follow. But seriously. A huge thank you must go out to all the fantastic contributors that donated their brilliant strips. I dedicate this issue to them and all those that believed, patiently waiting. This issue would be nothing if it weren’t for them. I’d especially like to mention Seb. If it wasn’t for the impetous that first strip gave me, we wouldn’t be here today with paper in our hands. The only recompense I could offer was some extra exposure for his and Dirk’s wonderful story, and they were more than happy. This attitude has been shared by all contributors since and it brings me joy to see and showcase their work. I love you all! This is the future and it is good. Bov bov@krazybov.com Next issue has more Grey Days, Zero Tolerance Man’s wrath, a rooftop battle, A fleeting glimpse of the infamous Soda Ninja, a Mad World and a cover by Stella. Don’t know about you but I can’t wait.
EDITOR bov@krazybov.com +00 44 (0) 7574 528 661 LETTERS You can leave comments about this issue at krazybov.com/003 CONTRIBUTORS Seb Kempke, Dirk Juergens, Nik Neocleous, Brandon Palas, Steven Babb, Ononwae Batara, Alberto Pessoa, Luis Chichón, Adam Atherton, Bob Melvin, Dennis Reinmüller, Elvis Brillotto. SUBMISSIONS Send your strips to subs@krazybov.com but first check out the guide at krazybov.com/submission_guidelines All submissions to krazybov are made on the basis of a licence to publish the submission in the magazine. SUBSCRIPTIONS If you have a query regarding a subscription or would like to place an order, please visit krazybov.com/subscribe BACK ISSUES We don’t do back issues. But you can read everything that you’ve missed at krazybov.com/read WORK WITH US But only if you’re absolutely mental. ADVERTISING Download the kb media pack and purchase advertising space at krazybov.com/advertise CLASSIFIEDS View all the latest classifieds and purchase space at krazybov.com/classifieds Printed by FAMPrint.co.uk on paper using ink krazybov.com/003 June 2010 Published quarterly by krazybov ltd. Opinions portrayed in the strips are not necessarily the same as those of the publication, but might be, you’ll just never know. The use in whatever form of the works is prohibited without prior authorisation from the individual creators. copyright © krazybov ltd. all rights reserved Reproduction and redistribution in whole is positively encouraged. Please include all ads and classifieds to help us remain a free and independent mag. krazybov.com/krazybov_comics.torrent DON’T FORGET Once you’ve finished reading this, pass it on. It serves no purpose stuck in a drawer or a comic box and forgotten about. Let someone else have a gander. Alternatively, if comics are your dirty little secret, then leave it on a train. Like, you know, porn. FOR ALL OUR DISTRIBUTION POINTS VISIT KRAZYBOV.COM
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