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Campus Tea Parties protest health care bill By Drew Teague news@kykernel.com

Tea parties have come to campus, but not the kind that include sugar and cream. Students and Lexington residents came to the Free Speech Area to speak out against the recently-passed health care bill. Community member Karen Sebey and mathematics and economics sophomore Lance Wheeler spoke Thursday afternoon at the podium set up for their Tea Party on the Student

Center Patio. Wheeler said he organized the event on short notice by contacting people via Facebook to get the Tea Party protest put together in time. Wheeler said he hosted the Tea Party because he feels that health care, and most of what the government does, is unconstitutional. “People can say ‘Ah, I’m against health care,’ that’s fine,” Wheeler said. “But what you really need to look into is why are you against health care?

You are against healthcare because it’s unconstitutional, because what it is, is the government coming into your life.” With a small crowd of around 12 people in attendance, Sebey, a local businesswoman, was the first to take the podium. Sebey started her speech with an altered version of the Presidential oath of office. “We have resumed the fight for our country, we have resumed where our fore fathers left off, we do not pretend to

have all the answers,” Sebey said. “But what we expect is that the decisions made should be based on constitutional principle and not political expediency.” Wheeler said he blames all the branches of governments for the problems, and said about 90 percent of what the government does is unconstitutional. “I ask you today to look at the constitution, read it and un-

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Lance Wheeler speaks at the health care protest in the See Protest on page 6 Free Speech Area on Thursday.

UK art student wins statewide competition By Tilly Finley news@kykernel.com

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Tom Csegne sets up his .22-rifle to practice the standing position Monday at the practice range in the basement of Barker Hall.

Student aims for real rocky top By Brandon Goodwin bgoodwin@kykernel.com

Inhale. Exhale. Stop. Click. Boom. Tom Csenge pulls back the bolt and a smoking exhausted shell hurls out and bounces on the floor of the shooting range. He loads another bullet, pushes the bolt back into place and takes his aim. Inhale. Exhale. Stop. Click. Boom. He has gone through the motions since he was 10 years old, but he still takes his time setting up. “My strategy is to rely on my training,” Csenge said. “A lot of stuff goes through my head. I just focus on the simple task of what I’m doing, and mentally break it down into simple steps.” Those simple steps will be taking this student from the UK rifle team to one of the greatest heights in competitive rifle marksmanship; the USA shooting team in Col-

Csenge lays in prone position, one of the three stances in smallbore. Csenge competes in both smallbore and air rifle competitions. orado Springs, Colo., located at the U.S. Olympic Training Center. After crossing the stage in May for his degree in geology, Csenge will pack up and head into the Rockies as a resident athlete.

“I’m not really nervous,” Csenge said. “I’ve been going out there for year. I know a lot of the people, the coaches and the staff.” Since 2001, Csenge has been traveling back and forth from Col-

orado as part of the USA junior team and USA national development team, both of which are designed to prep shooters for the national team and the Olympics. Csenge is no stranger to national or international competitions. He’s been to Germany and the Czech Republic and all around the U.S. Csenge was in the 7th grade when he participated in his first Jr. Olympic Games. Since then, he has competed every year, until his junior year of college, when he turned 22. Csenge said he started shooting because his father was an avid hunter. After getting in with his local shooting club in his home state of New Hampshire, Csenge started competing in the greater New England Area. He left his friends and family in New Hampshire behind when UK offered him a scholarship, and now, he is heading farther west See Rifle on page 6

Search remains open for new Stitches mascot By Rachel Bryant news@kykernel.com

UK students standing between 4-foot-6 and 5-foot-2 have the chance to win some scholarship money. The Kentucky Children’s Hospital is extending the auditions for Stitches, the young Wildcat mascot, after students failed to attend tryouts on April 18. Cynde Estep, UK HealthCare senior service line manager, said she feels students did not attend the audition because there had only been a week of advertisement, not allowing enough time for students to learn about the tryouts. Students will have the chance to audition again Sunday at 1 p.m. in the UK Seaton Center’s gym-

nasium, on South Campus next to the Johnson Center. The audition will consist of a short interview and then trying on the costume. Stitch is the cousin of UK mascot Scratch. The job of Stitches is to visit children and their families at the Children’s Hospital and outpatient clinics. Stitches also represents the hospital in the community at public events and helps raise awareness for the hospital. The current Stitches, Samantha Newton, said the health care aspect of the job and being able to help others is what made her want to try out. She said her favorite part of the job was going to Children’s Hospital and making the kids happy. “It kind of takes them away

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If you go What: Auditions for the next Stitches When: Sunday at 1 p.m. Where: Seaton Center gym Admission: Free and open to public from what they are going through, even if it was for 15 minutes,” said Newton, a kinesiology and health promotion senior. This year two students will be picked to play the role of Stitches. There will be the lead Stitches and an apprentice. Interested students must be available this summer and throughout the school year. Estep said the opportunity at hand is very beneficial and per-

sonally enriching. “It’s great for the resume after graduation and a great way to be of service to the community and impact the lives of others,” Estep said. To entice interested students, there will be two partial scholarships awarded to those picked to play the role of Stitches. The lead Stitches will be awarded half of instate tuition and the apprentice will be given $750 per semester. Estep said the student who is chosen to be Stitches needs to like kids and want to make them smile. The responsibility of the mascot is to take the children’s mind off of their illness. For more information, students can contact Estep at cleste2@uky.edu or 859-2572623.

The No. 1 art student in the state will showcase her works in Lexington through May 1. Art studio junior Ming Hong became the 5th student to win first place honors at the University Open 2010 art competition held at SKO Gallery in downtown Lexington. The University Open competition began in the spring of 2006 and has continued as a juried competition open to undergraduate art students from all over the state. This year 160 works were entered and 42 were selected to be shown at the gallery by juror Becky Alley. Alley is Exhibitions & Programs Director at the Lexington Art League, and new to Lexington. Alley served as director of University Galleries for almost four years at Murray State University. “I selected pieces for the show based on technical skill as well as content,” Alley said. “I think more than anything art should be about communicating ideas, so I am always most interested in work that seems thoughtful and compelling.” Alley was chosen to juror the competition by Nathan Zamarron, Community Arts Manager for LexArts Inc., who has organized the University Open since its start. Zamarron was in charge of facilitating the call for artists, selecting the juror, communicating with the artists, installing the artwork and documenting the exhibit, he said. “By displaying work from all of the colleges in Kentucky, we can begin to see a sense of identity of each school as well as identity of us as a region collectively,” Zamarron said. This year 11 schools across Kentucky were represented by 33 students. Twelve students from UK were represented this year, Zamarron said. This year Hong’s multimedia piece “Cut & Sewn” took the 1st place honors. Hong received her $500 cash prize and award at an opening ceremony held during Gallery Hop on April 16 at Lexington’s Downtown Art Center. “Hong's work was particularly interesting to me for a few reasons,” Alley said. “I think her sensitive and delicate use of materials is exceptional, and I feel that the work is very emotionally stirring.” Benjamin Wither, chairman of the UK art department, said Hong’s award reflects on the work the art students and faculty have been pursuing this year. "Each year our students do so well both in the numbers that are juried into the show and the recognition through individual awards and this is an excellent measure not only of the quality of our students but also to the dedication and hard work of our faculty,” Wither said. Hong could not be reached, but her winning piece and others can be seen through May 1st at the SKO Gallery in the Downtown Arts Center. The exhibit is free to the public.

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'A Nightmare on Elm Street' Beware the "jump cut," that cheap scare tactic that involves the sudden appearance of a person or object in the frame, usually accompanied by a loud, startling screech on the soundtrack. In horror movies, this device is the first and last refuge of the desperate; it's the means by which a director who has no idea how to build tension attempts to fool an audience into thinking that's he's scaring them. But when the same tactic is hauled out 10, 15, even 20 times _ as it is in the mechanical new remake of Wes Craven's classic "A Nightmare on Elm Street" _ it ceases being startling and soon turns laughable. Is this really the best they could come up with? Alas, it is. Directed by Samuel Bayer, a music video specialist making his feature debut, this new nightmare doesn't reinvent the franchise, in the manner of Marcus Nispel's evocative and stylish "Texas Chainsaw Massacre" (2003). (Both of those films, as well as last year's "Friday the 13th," were produced by Michael Bay, the director of "Armageddon" and "Transformers," among many other spectacles of crunching metal). Instead, Bayer and screenwriters Wesley Strick and Eric Heisserer take us through the paces of a very familiar retread, replaying the most famous moments from the original. The underwear-clad girl who gets slashed to death while thrashing in mid-air is here, as are those catatonic-seeming children who chant a terrifying nursery rhyme in gauzily lit flashbacks _ but there's

nothing resembling a fresh perspective or a driving purpose. Once again, a beautiful teenager named Nancy (Rooney Mara) is plagued by terrifying nightmares, in which a gruesome figure with a scarred face and metallic razors in place of fingers stalks her. When a number of Nancy's friends are killed in their sleep, after reporting similar visions of this menacing weirdo, Nancy comes to realize that she can't allow herself to fall asleep, lest this monster make her his next victim. The original film was a deliberately low-rent affair, filmed in less than two months for less than $2 million; it had one foot in the 70s underground exploitation cinema tradition of "I Spit on Your Grave," and the other in the '80s slasher tradition of "Friday the 13th." But Bayer, with his cheesy jump cuts and buckets of gushing blood, never establishes what he's trying to do with this remake _ it plays like every interchangeable horror movie of the last 20 years (most of them inspired by the original "Nightmare") about impossibly good-looking teenagers struggling against deadly forces beyond their control. Then there's the matter of Freddy: As played by Robert Englund in the original (and in a series of surprisingly effective sequels, including 1987's "A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors" and 1994's "New Nightmare"), Freddy Krueger _ the man behind all of this wrongdoing _ emerged as one of the greatest villains in movie history;

a serial child murderer with bugged-out eyes sunken into his melted, scaly skin, and a wicked, transgressive cackle that seemed to suggest he was taking an almost sexual pleasure in violence. Meanwhile, those terrifying razor-fingers, which launched a million and one Halloween costumes a quarter-century ago, are so carelessly employed that you wonder if the filmmakers only remembered to include them midway through production. At least the similarly rote "Friday the 13th" remake managed to do something clever with Jason's pitchfork. The other actors running around here, including (briefly) Kellan Lutz of "Twilight" fame as one of Nancy's friends and Connie Britton of TV's "Friday Night Lights" as her mother, make little impression. Most crushing (at least for those of us dumb enough to get our hopes up for this remake) is how little the Elm Street of the title plays a role. In the original, Craven conjured up an American Nowheresville in which the sins of one generation were spreading like weeds on a perfectly manicured lawn and destroying the sunshine-filled lives of the next generations. In 2010, we get a quick shot of an Elm Street street sign, though it's not entirely clear which of the characters even live on this street _ and then it's back to those jump cuts and thudding shrieks on the soundtracks. This movie sets a new standard for laziness.

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Freshman golfer Chase Parker has emerged as one of the best golfers on the team. He averaged a team-low 74 strokes per round on the season. His best finish was even par in a November event.

STAYING ABOVE PAR Parker becomes first UK golfer named to All-Freshman team

By Ethan Levine sports@kykernel.com

At a school known for the fantastic freshmen in its basketball program, UK’s men’s golf program has a fantastic freshman of his own. Chase Parker, a 19-year-old student in the College of Agriculture, was named to the Southeastern Conference AllFreshman Team on Tuesday. Parker is the first UK freshman to receive the honor since its creation three years ago. “It is such a great honor because the SEC is such a great conference,” Parker said. “In my first year here at UK the honor was definitely unexpected, but I am very proud.” As a freshman, Parker has emerged as one of the most talented and consistent players on the team.

He sported the UK blue in 10 matches this season, including the last seven matches to close out the year. In his last event at the SEC Championships, Parker posted a 54-hole score of 216, about 72 strokes per round, including a 2-under-par 68 in the second round. His three-round score was good enough to earn him a 22nd place finish at the conference championships, and was the second lowest score posted by a UK golfer for the weekend. “We definitely played the best we have played all year that weekend,” Parker said. “We all went out there with the attitude that we could win the whole thing, and even though we fell short we still played well as a team.” Back in November at the

Hummingbird Intercollegiate in Sapphire, N.C., Parker played the best golf he has played all season long. With a day one score of 72 and a day two score of 70, he finished at even par for the tournament. His score of 142 for the tournament was good enough for 15th place, his best finish of the season, and helped the team to a 2nd place finish. “I played pretty well that weekend,” Parker said. “I played decent the first day. The second day we were playing really well as a team and I was playing really well myself. Unfortunately we crumbled at the end and that knocked us back some as a team, but it is still some of the best golf I have played this season.” A native of Augusta, Ga., home of golf’s most sacred tournament in The Masters, Parker

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continued to amaze the competition week in and week out. With a team-low stroke average of just over 74 per round for the season, Parker shows plenty of potential as a golfer. And as only a freshman, he is looking to improve his game more and lead UK’s golf program to places it has never been before. “I have nothing but great feelings about the next few years,” Parker said. “Next year will be good; we have a lot of young and talented players coming in. As for myself, this year was a good chance for me to learn where I fit in on the team. From here on out, I plan to go out there with the mindset of a leader and set an example. I will need to be up on my game, but I like the feeling of performing for the team and being a leader.”

I have nothing but great feelings about the next few years. Next year will be good, we have a lot of young and talented players coming in. — Chase Parker, freshman golfer

Parker, who was named to the SEC All-Freshman team, finished in 22nd place at the conference championships after shooting a 216 over 54 holes.

Bashing players, coaches for following dreams is wrong

What do you want to be when you grow up? It’s one of the most common questions we’re asked when we’re children and the answers can range everywhere from firefighter, to doctor, to teacher to professional basMETZ ketball player. CAMFIELD Wait, profesKernel sional basketball columnist player? Call me crazy, but after reading the comments from a lot of Big Blue Nation – no, not all of Big Blue Nation – I would have thought John Wall, DeMarcus Cousins, Patrick Patterson, Eric Bledsoe and Daniel Orton were leaving UK early to enter a profession not safe for print. I’ve heard everything from ‘John Calipari might as well be a trainer for the NBA,’ to ‘Why isn’t Calipari making his players stay to earn their degrees?,’ to ‘Everyone going pro is going to be broke in five years anyway.’ I don’t get it. Actually, it genuinely makes me upset. I’m sorry Big Blue Nation if this freshman class didn’t deliver an eighth championship banner, but what else do they need to do for you? They reinvigorated a program that

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Pictured from left to right, DeMarcus Cousins, Patrick Patterson and John Wall deserve congratulations for chasing their dreams and pursuing careers in professional basketball. had grown stale under the previous regime, they excited you all enough to help set a new Rupp Arena attendance record, they beat Louisville, they beat North Carolina, they won the program’s 2,000th game, they dawned covers that had never been dawned before by college players, they won countless awards, they won regular season and postseason championships, they started dance crazes, and they were one of the biggest stories in all of college basketball. Why are you grilling them for following their dreams to become professional basketball players? Why are you grilling Calipari for encouraging them to follow their dreams? Sure, getting a degree would be

great, but let me ask you this: If you were majoring to become an accountant, and you were one of the smartest and brightest accounting majors in the entire country when you were just a freshman, and a firm contacted you and said they would pay you $30 million over the next five years to work for them, would you turn them down? Even that scenario isn’t fair though. These players can always get injured and have their dream and all the money that comes with it washed down the drain from an injury. Please, stop acting like these young men are doing something horrible by foregoing a few years of college to begin a respected, well-paid

profession as a professional athlete. I don’t mean to paint Big Blue Nation with too broad a brush. It certainly is not everybody who is upset with these young men. In fact, it’s probably a minority, but why are some of you treating these young athletes with disdain for following their dreams? Sure, as a fan it might stink to know your favorite team is missing out on a great opportunity to hang another banner in the hallowed rafters of Rupp Arena, but don’t put your fandom and personal desires above the futures of five young men who you cheered on for six months. When these 19-, 20- and 21-yearolds were in elementary school and were asked what they wanted to be when they grew up, it’s likely they said a professional basketball player. Is that such a horrible dream? Let’s congratulate Wall, Cousins, Patterson, Bledsoe and Orton for accomplishing their dreams at such young ages. Let’s congratulate these five players for being able to support their families. Let’s wish these players the best of luck in the future while thanking them for their work in the past. All they’re guilty of is working hard and following their dream when they were asked what they wanted to be when they grew up. Metz Camfield is a journalism junior. E-mail mcamfield@kykernel.com.

C.J. Leslie signs with N.C. State By Aaron Smith asmith@kykernel.com

UK can’t get them all — at least not this recruiting class. Although UK hauled in another highly-touted recruiting class, one notable name is going elsewhere. C . J . Leslie, who Leslie was reportedly considering UK, verbally committed to N.C. State, according to USA Today. The official announcement is expected soon. Leslie, the 14th-ranked player in the Class of 2010 according to Rivals.com, played at Raleigh Word of God, the same high school John Wall attended. A 6-foot-7 forward, Leslie averaged 23 points and 12 rebounds his senior season.

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New academic year will revisit familiar campus concerns With the 2009-2010 school year winding down, it’s safe to say most of campus is focusing on life after next Friday. But for those returning next year, several important issues will be hot topics going into the new academic year. Smith/Hayes part deux Ryan Smith and Kelsey Hayes were reelected by students to deliver. It’s clear the administration did its share of relationship building, laying the foundation for something no other Student Government executive pair has done. Yet if the status quo remains with Dead Week, finals and the Board of Trustees regulations, something isn’t right. All of the goodwill has to amount to something, right? Student housing Even with the compromise between UK students and the Lexington-Fayette Urban County Council’s Housing Committee, there still is quite a bit up in the air. How well will the off-campus student housing office work to aid campus? Will landlords continue to abuse the system? Are students to blame? Budget Tuition may have been capped at 6 percent, but there were no raises for faculty and staff and projections are that 2011-2012 could be even worse. Additionally, $6.3 million will be cut from Kentucky Educational Excellence Scholarship funding which, will affect 67,000 college students have financial aid. Sadly, there seems to be no light at the end of the tunnel on this issue. UK Hospital At long last, UK will unveil one of the cornerstones of the top-20 plan. Hundreds of millions of dollars and nearly four years of construction will finally be functional. But what will the impact really be? UK men’s basketball With Coach Cal at the helm for year two, it will be yet another exciting year in the Bluegrass. Will the stud recruiting class deliver UK fans the same passion and excitement as Calipari’s first run? Simply put, Brandon Knight needs to bring a title home in order to please.

Low-cost clinic helps prevent disease For the past several years, the LexingtonFayette County Health Department in partnership with the Lexington Humane Society, Central Kentucky Veterinary Medical Association and the Lexington-Fayette Animal Care and Control has been conducting a low cost rabies vaccination clinic. With the school year coming to an end, many students have a lot on their plate and keeping pets vaccinated is not always a high priority. However, this clinic is an easy and convenient way to protect your pet and save some cash. Why is this important? The rabies vaccine is the only preventative method for protecting your pet from a fatal disease that is spread from

animal to animal. Last year in Fayette County, there were no confirmed cases of rabies in either cats or dogs. The lack of a number is a direct result from responsible owners making sure their pets have proper vaccinations. The low cost clinic will be held Thursday, May 3 at the Fire Station at 219 E. Third St. from 6-9 p.m. The costs for the clinic are as follows: ■ $3 for the rabies vaccination ■ $8 for an altered animal license (documentation of spay/neuter required) ■ $40 for an unaltered animal license Dogs must be on a leash and cats in a carrier. Does this work for you? Justin Mueller nursing senior

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Discriminatory bill bad scar for Arizona, U.S. The Arizona immigration bill resembles a tanning-bed induced sunburn. The intentions were bad, and the results certainly don’t look attractive. Arizona (senators), CASSIDY what the HERRINGTON hell were Kernel you thinkcolumnist ing? For those of you nodding your head, you know what I’m talking about. For the others who may have missed the headlines, let me bring you up to speed. Last week, Arizona passed a bill permitting police officers to stop citizens to check immigration documents. The argument in favor of the bill is that it will deter violence. However, an arti-

cle by the New York Times this week cites studies showing illegal immigrants “do not commit crimes in a greater proportion than their share of the population.” In fact, crime rates in Arizona have fallen. The fact remains; this immigration bill encourages and legalizes racial profiling. Under the bill, police will question anyone they suspect has illegal status. Now, “driving while brown” will have legislative backing. American-born citizens and immigrants to Arizona will be stopped without probable cause. Latinos without identification on hand will be sent directly to jail. I’m not grouping police officers under a negative light, but even the most well intended officers could not carry out this bill without racial profiling. How can they?

Honestly, a white Arizonian is not going to get stopped by the police on her way to the hair salon. In response to the bill, protesters and activists demand boycotts against Arizona tourism. I am calling for more than boycotts, I am calling for an attitude adjustment. Immigrants and refugees are not blemishes or pests to be rid of. Immigrants are assets; they bring vibrance, culture, talent and ideas — think: Albert Einstein, Freddy Adu and Shakira. Without immigrants, the U.S. would not have its fortunate placement in the global network. The immigrants who come to this country are hard-working entrepreneurs, and this is not a stereotype. To leave your home requires an energetic and determined character. To punish our country’s

greatest asset is an embarrassment. It is racism in a decade marked by “hope” and “change.” Unfortunately, we’ve seen this prejudice before. In 1983, Arizona voted against the bill that made Martin Luther King Jr. Day a holiday. The state did not recognize the holiday until 1992, after much protesting and a national boycott. Now, 49 states glare angrily at Arizona. Tourism boycotts are in place, organizations are changing their venues for conventions and protests flank the cactus-dotted topography. Kentucky, I beg you, please make us proud. Avoid what you know is detrimental. Put yourself in a good light, not the kind that induces cancer. Cassidy Herrington is a journalism and international studies sophomore. E-mail opinions@kykernel.com.

Show’s finale will provide closure to mystery There’s about a week left in the semester and everyone is excited about something. Some people can’t wait for the Kentucky Oaks and Derby in Louisville this weekend, others are looking forward to graduating and still others are anxious for an upcoming summer vacation. But me? What SHANNON event have I been anFRAZER ticipating for months? Kernel Two words: “Lost” columnist finale. (It’s May 23, by the way.) Even if you’ve never seen the show, but find the black screen and eerie music that close out each week’s intriguing episode, I recommend you catch an episode or two. Although, let me preface this: you’d be better off starting at season one, episode one rather than jumping right in because, well, you’ll get lost. It’s true — “Lost”’s intricacies have confounded more than a few viewers. Just when you think the next episode will clear things up, it just presents more information, therefore leading to more questions. Staying true to “Lost” style, the show’s creators have left the direction of

the remaining final season episodes wide open so it’s next to impossible to predict what will happen in the coming weeks. But rather than getting caught up in the points of confusion, I’d like to focus on why I do watch the show and why you should, too. First off, the series defies genre classification. Do you like action? It has that. Do you like romance? It has that. What about suspense and mystery? “Lost” has that, too. “Lost” creators have nailed a storyline appealing to just about any and every audience out there. Next, the show is chock full of symbolism. Names, places and even dialogue references weave an intricate web piling layer upon layer of story, meaning re-runs are often the best tools to unearth more underlying meaning. An example of this intricacy: Is it coincidence the character John Locke shares his name with a prominent seventeenth-century philosopher? And Rousseau? Another philosopher. What about Desmond’s last name, Hume? Hume was a philosopher, too. Everything in the seemingly arbitrary world of “Lost” is intentional and there’s no doubt that “Lost” creators want viewers to know that.

Keep in mind I’m only tipping the complexity iceberg here. Lastly, who doesn’t love time travel? Initially I suspected this story component was a merely a novel afterthought by the writers, a sort of tribute to Back to the Future or something. Considering a large part of the first two seasons consists of telling each character’s back stories, my first guess was the island time travels and these recent “flash sideways” scenes were a way for the show’s creators to display a sense of continuity (tell the characters’ pasts, watch their presents on the island, then use this time travel element to go to the future). As this final season has revealed, though, it may be more complex than that. Again, that was probably intentional. I’m making no predictions as to how the series will end, but I look forward to that final episode when (hopefully) everything will fit together and finally make sense. Even if “Lost” creators pull a Sopranos move and cut to that daunting black screen with “”Lost”” floating in the middle, at least by that point I’ll know that there is no more story to tell. I guess you could say I can’t wait to get un-lost from “Lost.” Shannon Frazer is a journalism senior. E-mail opinions@kykernel.com.

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For Sale Own a piece of UK history. 2010 Ford Mustang Signature Series. Coach Cal autograph on both doors and also the trunk. 5 year 60,000 mile extended warranty (purchased), 4 liter V6, 2 door, black cloth interior, CD, cruise BEST OFFER OVER $25,000 (RETAIL $27,000 on paperwork from Paul Miller) Contact: CoachCalMustang@yahoo.com Cash paid for your used car. All makes/models/years. Call 299-5828

For Rent 1 Bedroom 1BR STUDIO: 562 Woodland Ave. $475/mo. includes water. Call 502-552-7216 1 BR units City Court, HW floors, secure parking, close to campus, great dining and night life. Call or text Carrie (859.333.6236) or Penny (859.312.7289). 1BR Center Court, W/D, security, private covered parking. Available mid June. $975/mo. 806-2387, 8062386 1BR apt. 305 E. Maxwell. A/C, HW, porches. Avail. June 1, $430./mo. 396-3822 1BR avail May 16 and Aug. 1. Near UK, all utilities paid. Parking. $450/mo. Call 489-3371 1BR apt. Sublet. Furnished Redmile Village. May 10th – July 31st. $1,200 – total cost. 270-564-3649. Summer leases: 1 bedroom apartments available. Cheap. Call 255-4188

$600/mo.Call for detail 859-351-3000 3 Bedroom Campus Downs Condo. 3BR 2BA $375/bedroom, utilities paid. 859-983-0349 3 Bedroom, 3 Bath, with study, modern all electric construction, walk to campus, washer/dryer, dishwasher, all appliances, front porch, rear deck. Call 255-4188. New House close to Med school. 3BR 2BA, W/D hook-up, parking, $1,200 + utilities. 859-351-8591. Apartment for Rent, Campus Downs, 3bd/ 2bth, 1100 + utilities. Call for Summer Hold Danielle (502) 3143921 FREE Move-in Month!!!!!!! 3BR, 2BA Condo. Avail as soon as May. Walk to campus. New Flooring, WD/AC, $925/mo. 859-806-7292. Summer rental. June 1st – Aug. 31st. 2496 Huntly place 3 BR 2.5BA house, 5 miles from campus. 5yrs old, quiet neighborhood. $1,200/mo. Call Judy 859312-1877. 3 OR 4BR TOWNHOMES: Off Sherrard Circle. Contact Sara at 859-621-3578 Luxury condo at Campus View,3br, 2bath, all appliances incl. w/d. Completely renovated. 3 parking passes. Available now. Rent $999 per month., Call Patrick 502-460-1048.

3BR, 1BA HOUSE: W/D, off-st. parking, all elec. H2O pd. $975/mo. 859-351-9473 3BR, 1BA. 311 Linden Walk. $950/mo + utilities. MOVE-IN SPECIAL. ONE MONTHS RENT FREE! On-site parking & coin laundry. Call CMI Properties at 859-273-7389. Campus View Condo, 3br, 2ba, completely remodeled. All appliances including

1BR A/C. $450/mo. 159 N Hanover, Avail May 1. 3513370

washer/dryer. Comes with 3 parking passes. Available now. Rent $999 month. Call

1 Bedroom apartments 5 minute walk to uk, quiet study environment, nice. Call 255-4188 orwww.wildcatproperties.com

502-460-1048

Center Court 1 Bedroom - South Upper St. New, large, 1BR, 1BA condo, HW floors, security system, W/D, covered gated parking, pvt courtyard. Quiet. Easy walk to downtown, med center, dental, law, and pharm schools. Ideal for couples. Available June 1st. $1150. Contact nanciea@gmail.com, 2734100. 1BR APT. AVAIL. 05-16-10. Near UK. $450/mo. all util. paid, parking. Call 489-3371 Best Buy. Assigned, safe parking, one block UK. 368-9775, 562 WOODLAND STUDIOS: $475/mo. includes H2O. Call 502-552-7216

3BR, 2.5BA: Luxury townhouse. Richmond Rd. Large BRs, custom kitchen, 2car garage, security systems, hardwood flooring, all elec. Appliance packages with w/d. $1100/mo. 859-288-5601. www.mprentals.com 3 Bedroom 2.5 Bath townhouse off Red Mile for $1,000/month. Call David at 859-533-7575 for further information. 3 Bedroom house, walk to UK, with hot tub and deck, lots of interior space, comes with a 46” flat panel tv – call 255-4188 or www.wildcatproperties.com for our specials 3BR 2BA, New Home by campus. Huge rooms, awesome yard/deck. Ample parking, all appliances, all electric. Won’t Last. $325/month/person. 859-2294991

2 Bedroom Center Court 2BR. $1375/mo “includes all util, W/D, condo dues, Internet/Cable TV” 859-494-8075; www.bluegrassrentals.net 123 MONTMULLIN ST: Front Apt. . 2BR, 1BA, central heat/air, w/d. $760/mo. $700 security deposit. Private parking & water is provided. Tenants pay their gas/elec. Call John 859-492-3255

3BR 1BA, Gorgeous, Walk to UK. Lg rooms.W/D, dishwasher, Microwave, hardwood floors, off street parking. Electric HVAC. $936/mo. www.sbpark.info. 859-948-0205. 3BR - $975-1125/mo. W/D, hardwood floors, off-st. parking. 859-351-9473. 3BR, 2BA. WALK TO campus. $850/mo. Large master w/ Bath & walk-in closet, a/c, All appliances incl washer/dryer. Low util. No smoking/pets. 510-6087676, Greg 859-225-3334 x. 101 3BR 2BA, $415/mo per person washer/dryer utilities included contact Lizz: 847-226-7522.

2BR/2BA - hardwood floors, central ac and heat, w/d in unit, vaulted ceilings, private balcony, pets welcome. call Brooke 859-265-0187

3BR, 2BA Condo. Walk to Campus. A/C. W/D. New Flooring. Avail Aug. $925/MO. Call 806-7292

2 bedroom units available, www.myukapt.com or call 859-252-4656

Immaculate 3 BR, W/D, DW, HW, Fenced yard, security system, all ele. Garage. Perfect for upperclassmen or graduate students. Available July, $990/mo. (502) 773-5070.

2BR/1Bath second floor duplex, off Fontaine, nice neighborhood, hardwood floors, off-street parking, prefer medical/grad. Student, $800/month. Please email inquiries to angeliathompsonmd@hotmail.com

3 Bedrooms - 2 blocks to UK! Starting at $1,080.00. Pets, a/c, some w/d, 523-2363 or www.touchstonerentals.com

FOR RENT: 2 BEDROOM APT, UPSTAIRS, WALK TO UK, VIRGINIA AVE AREA, VAULTED CEILINGS, OFFSTREET PARKING, $800/MONTH, WATER PAID, JENNY 494-5624 OR jennyfinley@insightbb.com

Walk to campus. Newly renovated 3BR 2BA 1st Flr condo. New Paint, new carpet.,. Washer/Dryer included. $895.00/month. Short term available. 502593-7421.

2BR 2BA Center Court – New, Best Location, Ccnter of UK Campus. Brand new construction., hardwood flrs, marble counters, ceramic tiles. 2 Parking spaces, 3rd flr security. Cedar St. side, private courtyard, private shaded deck, best flr plan. W/D. $1,350/mo. Long term lease available. Call 859285-0770. centercourtcondo@insightbb.com

3BR, 2BA. Walk to campus. W/D, d/w, elec. Util. Energy efficient, private parking. Going fast! Call Brian Erwin 859-492-5416.

2 BR/1 BA HISTORIC UNITS located in the Henry P. Kinkead House (403 N. MLK Blvd), circa 1893, unique historic and period features, hardwood, stunning fireplaces and mantles, wanescoting and crown molding, updated kitchens and baths, rent ranges $695-$775 plus utilities, AUGUST 1, PVHProperties@aol.com or 859-396-9022.

Luxury Heatherwood Town home, Chevy Chase (Near UK) 3 BR 3.5 Ba ,2054 sq ft, living, deck/loft, W/D, DW, 1 car garage 859-983-8377- $1300mo +dep

2 Master Bedrooms, 2.5 baths, 246 Simba Way, near New Circle & Richmond Road. W/D included, $670/ month, $500 deposit. 859-230-8899. 2BR, 1.5BA LUXURY Town house. Richmond Rd. Large BRs, custom kitchen, security system, hardwood flooring, all elec. Appliance packages with w/d. $765/mo. 859-288-5601. www.mprentals.com 2 Bedrooms - 2 blocks to UK! Starting at $625.00. Pets, a/c, 523-2363 or www.touchstonerentals.com 2 Bedroom Center Court - 2 min walk to campus! Luxurious 2BR, 2BA, $1,500.00 plus elec. Heat, parking, w/d. NO PETS, 523-2363 or www.touchstonerentals.com 2 BR Duplex Close to campus. Avail. May, 1.

Historic Properties. 1,2,3,4BR units. UK, Downtown, Transy. Aug 1. Exposed brick, HW, charming. 859396-9022.

Exercise Physiologist for fast-paced outpatient orthopedic Physical Therapy clinic in Versailles. Must be energetic and personable. Degree preferred, will consider someone without degree but must have experience or some education in the field. FT or PT. Medical benefits, 401K, vacation offered. Call 859-879-8898 or Fax resume 859-879-8458.

PT Yard & Garden work. Close to UK, Hourly wage. 269-0908

Child Care Center needs PT Teacher assistants for afternoons 2:30-6:00 for his summer. Will work around schedules. Call 253-2273.

Help Wanted PT landscape maintenance, mowing, odd jobs for small farm residence. $9/hr. Contact 806-1000.

Looking for energetic, down-to-earth, INNOVATIVE go-getter to help with our highly spirited children through summer in Arcadia Park (2&4yr.old). Contact blythe@winslowandellsworth.com for details

Seeking student interested in working with 14 yr old, high functioning PDD girl. Hours flexible July – early Aug. Hamburg area. Experience preferred. 914-9802880.

4BR, 1BA, HW, d/w, off street parking, Water paid.. $1200/mo. 859-351-9473

Apt’s and parking spaces for May and Aug. 1 blk campus safe and patrolled. Call 368-9775 between Noon and midnight,

4BR home. D/W, off street parking. 2 blocks to campus. H2O pd $1,150.00/month. 859-351-9473.

Great houses on campus. Walking distance. 1BR and up. Call now 859-433-0956

4 bedroom units starting at $389 per person, www.myukapt.com or call 859-252-4656.

5-6 bedroom house available in May and August. Dennis 983-0726 www.sillsbrothers.com

4 Bedroom, 3 bath house with deck and covered porch, modern construction, huge bedrooms and great kitchen. Walk to UK, call 255-4188 or www.wildcatproperties.com for our specials.

Summer Sublet: male apt, Royal Lexington, $409, until Aug. 5th. Dates Negotiable. Nick 206-323-7290

4 BR/2 BA - 3/4 mi from campus; 2200 sq ft; W/D included; $1400/month + utilities; 468 Bob O Link Dr; large deck & basement; 1 year lease -July or Aug start. Call 502-649-0032. 4BR, 2BA. 311 Linden Walk. $1,100/mo + utilities. MOVE-IN SPECIAL. ONE MONTHS RENT FREE! Onsite parking & coin laundry. Call CMI Properties at 859-273-7389. 4BR 2 BA W/D, A/C. Woodland Ave $1400/mo. No Pets. Avail 6/01. 351-3370

3 BR (2 Keys apts.) Across from UK. Hardwood, laundry room, security, on-site mgmt. $1,200.00/month, includes all utilities. 859-230-3072

4Bedroom 4BR 2.5BA townhouse off Tates Creek. Washer/Dryer. $1,200/mo. 502-494-4598 FOR RENT: 4 BEDROOM/2 BATH HOUSE, WALK TO UK, VIRGINIA AVE AREA, UPDATED & BEAUTIFUL, OFF-STREET PARKING, WASHER/DRYER, $1550/MONTH, WATER PAID, JENNY 494-5624 OR jennyfinley@insightbb.com 4BR State St, Large front porch, parking, W/D, D/W. Avail 8/01. No Pets. $1950/mo. 859-333-8307. 208 Conn Terr. 1 blk from Med Ctr. 4BR, 2BA. 859361-4811 209 Conn Terr. 4BR 2BA, 2 Kitchens, 2 living rooms, 859-361-4811 4 BR HOUSE, RENOVATED, refinished hardwood floors, updated kitchen and bath, central AC and heat, hook-ups, POOL TABLE, large deck, yard,

!!Waller Ave. 1& 2BR free internet/cable television. $465/565. 859-494-8075. www.wallerapts.com New, modern 1 & 2 BR condos available at Center Court, just 2 min. fr/UK. PARKING INCLUDED Call or text Carrie (859.333.6236) or Penny (859.312.7289). Townhouse 7-10 min from UK. 2 or 3 BR, 2.5Ba, garage, W/D. $900-1100/mo. 619-2877 NOW RENTING 1, 3, 5 & 8BR Homes. Call 859-5131206 1–2 Bedrooms – South Hill Station Lofts; 1 to 2 blocks to UK! Internet/Parking included. Contact Kelley for available offers at 859-225-3680 HARDIN PROPERTIES.NET now leasing Studios, 1, 2-BR apts. Also, three 4/5-BR Houses remaining for August. 509-2227

4BR 2 BA W/D, A/C. Kentucky Ave $1200/mo. No Pets. Avail 8/01. 351-3370 4BR 2 BA W/D, A/C. Oldham Ave $1200/mo. No Pets. Avail 8/01. 351-3370 4 BR, w/d connections, central air, covered porch, basement, off-street parking, 1000/mo + utilities. 859.338.7005. 4 Bedrooms - 2 blocks to UK! Starting at $1,500.00. Pets, a/c, some w/d, 523-2363 or www.touchstonerentals.com

NEWLY REMOLDED 2&3BR student condos along with 4 – 6BR houses. All appliances, W/D included. Please call 859-621-1339.

Merrick Inn now accepting applications for experienced bartenders. Walk – in applicants only Mon – Fri 1-4.

2-3-4 BR, 5-10 min to campus, Tates Creek area, garage/off street parking, avail. April-Aug., all electric, $699 – 875/mo. www.JMG123.com or call 859219-0184

Summer Camp Counselors various positions available including Lifeguards, Climbing Instructors, Arts & Crafts, and Target Sports. aneely@woodmen.org or 859.263.8656 Lexington Tennis Club. Now hiring PT front desk receptionist/bar. Must be 20 yrs old + 1 day. Email Joanne@ltctennis.com REAL ESTATE SALES – No previous real estate experience needed - seeking proven sales ability in any industry. Candidates with completed real estate courses or recently licensed are preferred. Hourly paid position, while you learn on the job. Hours are 1p-6p, three weekends per month. Send resume to Sharon@AndersonCommunities.com.

Quiet 4 BR, 2.5 BA unit with washer/dryer, garage, deck. Available now or for fall. 4 units available. Big Bear Lane off Tates Creek. $1,000/mo. 278.0970 4 BR, 3 BA, all electric. FP, 2 miles from campus. 2973 Candlelight, $900.00. 229-8515 4BR/2BA Cute House. 125 Westwood Dr. Electric Heat. 2 Kitchens, Large L,R, Clean, Nice! $360/ea. 509-2227.

BRAND NEW 4 BR: VERY ENERGY EFFICIENT. New & nearly new homes close to campus. 2 car garage, very, very nice. Showing daily. Call James McKee 859-221-7082. View at www.lexingtonhomeconsultants.com. 5 Bedroom 5 BR House - $1500 mo. Walk to campus. W/D included. C/A. Off Waller. 1423 Audubon. 859-5395502

Campus Houses for Rent. 228 & 230 Waller Ave. 5BR 2BA, Two story, living room, W/D, patio. All Ele. 1800 sq ft. new, along with others. Call Steven 859621-3313 Call Robbie 859-621-3312. Huge 5 BR 4BA house on Waller Ave. Very large bathrooms, great location. 502-819-2883 5 Bedroom, 3 bath houses walking distance to uk. Lots of amenities. Flat panel tv’s, hot tubs, sleeping lofts, lots of room. Call 255-4188 or www.wildcatproperties.com for our specials. 5BR TOWNHOME off Tates Creek Rd. Garage, w/d. $1375/mo. Avail. Fall or sooner. RRG. 859-312-5412 5BR Houses. Walk to campus. Front & Back porches. W/D. NICE! 859-539-5502.

Are you looking for a career in pharmaceutical sales? If so, I am offering a paid sales intern position on campus to help grow biotech sales. This position is a part time position (15-20 hours per week) and hours are built around class schedule. Responsibilities would include day to day contact with customers and customer support type tasks. If you are interested, please submit your resume to me at SalesInternKy@gmail.com

!!!Are you an upper classman or Grad Student? Are you looking for a house in a nice quiet neighborhood close to campus? Call 859-229-4991.

1, 2, 3,4,5,6 +7 BR Houses & 1BR Apts. Walking Distance to UK. Visit our website for showing timer. www.wildcatproperties.com. Or call 859-255-4188.

Large 4 BR, 2.5 BA duplex w/garage, deck, W/D in unit, new carpet and paint. $1,000/mo + deposit. Move in after finals. 628 Big Bear Lane off Tates Creek Road. 278.0970.

4 BR 2 BA new homes by campus. Huge rooms, awesome yards/deck, ample parking, all appliances, all electric. Won’t Last. $325.00/person/month. 859-229-4991.

Mystery Shop in Your Area. We have great assignments available at tanning salons, restaurants and more! We pay you. You never pay us. Join our team today! www.meshoppers.com.

Seeking Female Student to care for two children over the summer. 5 days / week needed. Must have own transportation. Candidate must truly enjoy children and have the energy level, imagination and desire to keep summer fun! Willing to work around planned vacations / needed days off. Candidate will be asked to provide references and copy of transcript. Art & gymnastics a plus but not required. If interested please call 232-2703 or send emails to halcin@lexmark.com

1 BLOCK FROM CAMPUS: 1 & 2BR, a/c, parking. $395 & up. 269-4129, 608-2751.

5 bedroom unit for $379 per person, www.myukapt.com or call 859-252-4656

1BR Apt. in Historic House. 398 Linden Walk. $565/mo. Clean! Laundry. Utilities included. Available May. 509-2227

1 Bedroom - 2 blocks to UK! Starting at $395.00. Pets, a/c, 523-2363 or www.touchstonerentals.com

Avail Aug. Nice 4BR 2BA house. Walking distance to UK Medical Center. Off street parking. A/C, All Appliances. No Pets. $1,500.00 + Dep. 224 Forest Park Rd. 859-272-8568

5 BR House - $1500 mo. Walk to campus. W/D. C/A. 123 Westwood 859-539-5502

Studio Apts. 422 Aylesford at Rose Lane. New Appliances, Clean! $470/MO water included. August. 509-2227.

Efficiency - 2 blocks to UK! Starting at $325.00. Pets, a/c, 523-2363 or www.touchstonerentals.com.

Now Hiring Baskin Robbins Richmond Rd. Must be avail night/weekends. 266-9305. 7.25/hr to start.

3BR 2.5BA townhome. New paint. Centrally located. Convenient to campus, fayette mall, tates creek centre and public library. $850.00. 338-1717.

3BR 2BA Near Rupp Arena. Off street parking. $800 + Dep. 269-7878, 619-0913

1BR, apt at campus court for sublease. May-July, pets allowed! $719/mo. Call 330-607-8319.

Summer job. Faith Lutheran Child Care,. 859-2680108. ask for Sarah.

3 Bed/2 Bath Condo. Walking distance to campus. Off street, visitor parking, W/D. $999/month plus utilities. Available August 8. 419-344-1246

3 bedroom apts near campus. Dennis 983-0726

1BR - 657 South Limestone - across from Law & Graduate Schools. Avail Aug 1. From $615 $675/mo + low util. Includes reserved parking + W/D. j.a.gardner@insightbb.com for specifics and photos.

3 OR 4BR TOWNHOMES: Off Sherrard Circle. Contact Sara at 859-621-3578

3 bedroom units starting at $389 per person, www.myukapt.com or call 859-252-4656.

3BR 2BA, 250 Lexington Ave. Short walk to campus. All electric. No Pets! $1,140/mo. + utilities. 277-4680.

200 E. MAXWELL. SMALL, FURNISHED efficiency for 1 person. Private outside entry, living bed combo, private bath/kitchen, A/C. Parking. $385.00. 797-3309

AUGUST 1, $1395, PVHProperties@aol.com or 859396-9022.

LIFEGUARD – Louisville, southeastern side, for beautiful apartment community. Part-time to fulltime over summer. $9-11/hour. Requires certification. Contact Jeanne at JTurlington@AndersonCommunities.com 3, 2, 1 BR 1 BA new homes by campus. Huge rooms, awesome yards/deck, ample parking, all appliances, all electric. Won’t Last. $300.00/person/month. 859-229-4991 3,4,5,6 BR Houses on campus. 859-433-2692. garymilcarek@aol.com All size houses. 3,4,5,6 BR. Walk to campus. State, Waller, University Ave. area. Lease begins 08/01/2010. Won’t last! SIGN EARLY FOR BEST HOUSES. Bob 859-539-5502. Near Campus: 4/5BR. Waller Ave., Lexington Ave. All appliances including w/d. Call Kevin 859-6193232, www.myUK4rent.com. 4/5BR 2BA House, 1430 Elizabeth St. New tile bathrooms, Big closets, sundeck, W/D, Nice! $350/ea. 509-2227. Summer Special. 6 Bedroom Houses available May. Park Ave & Westwood. DW, W&D. Dennis 859-9830726 6 Br, 5 Br., 3 Br, 2 Br walk to campus, off-street parking. Available Aug 2010. 859.338.7005 Summer Lease Available. New home by campus. Huge rooms, awesome yard/deck, ample parking, all appliances, all electric. Won’t Last. $310.00/person/month. 859-229-4991.

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5 BR 3 BA new homes by campus. Huge rooms, awesome yards/deck, ample parking, all appliances, all electric. Won’t Last. $350.00/person/month. 859-229-4991. 6 Bedroom 6 BR House - $1800 mo. Walk to campus. W/D. Porches. Great Price. 112 State St 859-539-5502 6 BR /3 Bath- Awesome house. Walk to campus. C/A. W/D. Great separation. Parking. Large Yard. Screened Porch. 859-539-5502

Camp Counselors. Male and female, needed for great overnight camps in the mountains of PA. Have a fun summer working with children in the outdoors. Teach/assist with A&C, media, music, outdoor rec, tennis, aquatics and much more. Office, Nanny, & Kitchen positions also available. Apply on-line at www.pineforestcamp.com. Lexington Country Club Staffing Full and Part Time Seasonal Positions. AM/PM shifts, Weekends, Holidays Required. Server, Busser, Snack Bar, Kitchen Staff, Summerhouse, Pro Shop and Pool Attendant. Competitive Wages and Flexible Schedules. Apply in Person Wed-Sat 1pm-4pm; 2550 Paris Pike, Lexington, KY 40511. No Phone Calls Please.

6 bedroom units starting at $375 per person, www.myukapt.com or call 859-252-4656 6BR Houses. Walk to campus. Waller Ave area. Great Prices! 859-539-5502. 6 Bedroom 3 bath house. Walk to UK. Huge private enclosed back yard, lots of parking. All the amenities including a 46’ flat panel tv. Call 255-4188 or see www.wildcatproperties.comfor our specials. 1-7 Bedroom Listings 1BR’s and Efficiencies. HISTORIC PROPERTIES. 655 S. Limestone, 411 E. Maxwell. RENOVATED, HW, new kitchen and Baths, W/D. Charming. August 1. $395 - $445/mo + utilities. 859-396-9022. 7BR 3BA House. $365/person/mo. 411 Transylvania Park. All electric. Nicest house off campus. Must see. Call Ike 859-351-2142. NOW PRE-LEASING 1-4BR HOMES: Close to UK! Visit waynemichaelproperties.com or call 859-5131206

Handyman job(s) for person/persons with plumbing, drywall, and/or carpentry skills. 859-699-1177. Leave message. ATTN: EQUINE BUSINESS STUDENTS Summer internship opportunity. Flexible hours, commissiononly. Broaden contacts in industry, work with established group of professionals, diversified office. Visit website: www.starquine.com. Email resume with references: anne@stallioncompany.com” Receptionist needed to work in a friendly Salon on Richmond Road. PT-Tuesdays through Saturdays. Must be a self starter, good with people, and able to take directions. Light cleaning required. For more information please call (859)-269-4180

Bar Lexington downtown now hiring for summer patio. Bartenders, security, bands, singers/songwriters and DJ’s. Go to www.barlexington.com, or call 859-523-7694. Earn $20/hr Teaching Physics or Chemistry in Lexington, KY. Nights/Weekends Email Resume to: info.columbus@review.com NO GREASY FRIES or funny hats. PT, apply in person. Re-Kid, Regency Center, Idle Hour Center KEENELAND is seeking applicants for part-time Seasonal Gift Shop Sales Associates to work during its Spring Meet April 2-23. Flexible hours. Please contact Kristi Barrett, Monday-Friday, 9:00 a.m.-5:00 p.m., at 859-288.4190. RAMSEY’S DINER now hiring servers and cooks. Apply in person M-F 2-4pm. ! BARTENDING! UP TO $250 a day. No exp. Necessary. Training provided. 800-965-6520 x-132 Lifeguards and Pool Managers Needed. PPM is hiring for clubs and waterparks in Lex, Lou and Richmond. $8 – 15.00/hour. Email brad40965@aol.com for application. Summer Jobs – Labor. Local real estate company seeking summer help turning vacant apartments. Duties include trash-out, cleaning, basic repairs for drywall, painting, carpentry, plumbing, etc. Hourly wage $8-10/hour, depending on skill level. Opportunity for overtime, reliable transportation required. Contact Sharon@AndersonCommunities.com. Please provide a list of previous skills or experience and availability for summer.

Personals Self Defense. Good exercise. Life long friendships. The UK Karate club accepting beginners Monday’s 6:30 - 8:30pm. Buell Armory. Email: uk.shao.lym@gmail.com. Call 421-4335

Adoption - loving, creative home awaits your baby through adoption. All NYC has to offer. Expenses paid. Call or email Ellen toll free: 888-868-8778. ellen@eeadoption.com.

Wanted ALCOHOL RESEARCH at the University of Kentucky. Health social drinkers between 21 to 35 years of age are needed for studies on the effects of alcohol on behavior. Participants will be financially compensated for their time. Movies, a hot meal, and non-alcoholic beverages will be provided after the study in a comfortable setting. Call 257-3137 for more information Research Opportunities for Users of Stimulants for Non-Medical Reasons. Researchers with the University of Kentucky College of Medicine, Department of Behavioral Science are conducting research to examine the effects of medications. All information will be kept confidential. You may be eligible if you: are between 18 and 50 years of age, are using stimulants for non-medical reasons (for example, Adderall®, Ritalin®, Amphetamine, or Ephedrine). Eligible volunteers will be paid for their participation. You may be reimbursed for travel. Studies involve completion of one to 46 testing sessions depending on studies for which you may be eligible. Meals, snacks, movies, video games and reading materials will be provided. For more information and a confidential interview, please call 859257-5388 or 1-866-232-0038.

Part Time – Customer Service. Staff needed to make and receive calls to our customers. M-Th 5:00 to 9:00 PM (16 hours/wk). Must have good communication skills. Everybody that works here loves it. $8.00/hr plus bonuses. Email resume to: jobs@trustedhealthproducts.com.

Idle Hour Country Club Staffing Full and Part Time Seasonal Positions. AM/PM, Weekends, Holidays Required. Servers, Bussers, Snack Bar, Experienced Kitchen Staff. Competitive Wages, Uniforms, and Meals. Apply in Person Tuesday-Sunday 10am-4pm. Immediate Interviews. No Phone Calls Please. 1815 Richmond Road, Lexington, KY 40502

THE MOON NIGHT CLUB now hiring for security and doorman. Call Wed & Thur. between 10am – 2pm. 335-6666 for interview appt

Gymnastics/ Motor Skill Development Instructor. Are you an energetic, self-motivated individual seeking a fun and challenging opportunity working with children and teaching gymnastics classes? If so, you may be just the person we’re looking for! As a The Little Gym Instructor, your primary responsibility will be to teach great classes based on our proven curriculum and teaching methods. You will be working with a dynamic team of individuals who are committed to providing outstanding customer service and a Membership experience that is second to none! Send your résumé to tlglexingtoneastky@thelittlegym.com

Property Management Company needs summer help for leasing and accounting. Send resume to box10@gradcat.com.

Secretary/receptionist for solo physician practice for the summer. Good communication/telephone skills. Computer skills required. Transcription skills desirable, may teach. Self starter/works well under pressure. Replies confidential. Resume to: Email: lexkyeye@aol.com, Fax: 859 223-4658.

JENNY CRAIG has job opening for full time weight management consultant. Please call Leslie at 859269-2639

Camp Counselors. Energetic and reliable students needed for summer science camps. Apply on-line at www.clubscientificbluegrass.com.

Property Management Company needs summer help for lawncare, maintenance, construction. Send resume to box 10@gradcat.com.

5 Bedrooms - 2 blocks to UK! Starting at $1,875.00. Pets, a/c, w/d, 523-2363 or www.touchstonerentals.com

ATOMIC CAFÉ NOW hiring servers & bussers. Apply in person. 265 N. Limestone. 10-4 Tues.-Sat.

The Cellar (downstairs of Signature Club) Now Hiring for all positions. Apply in person Mon- Fri 9-5, 3256 Lansdowne Dr. PT administrative specialist needed at busy medical office. Must be available 20-25 hours/week through summer and fall. Must have excellent computer skills. $9.50/hr. Please fax resume to 859-264-0447 or drop off at 3475 Richmond RD, Ste 210. Day Camp Counselors needed for Swimming, Horseback Riding, Ropes, Art’s & Crafts. Email for information to: pepperhillkids@windstream.net, www.pepperhillkids.com. Free Rent/utilities + salary of $24,000/yr for live-in help for disabled practicing attorney. Afternoons off every week day. 502-819-2883. Summer help wanted. Prepping sales yearlings. 859-873-6777. Wanted Violin teacher for 10 yr old. Call Frank 859494-8080.

VOLUNTEERS PAID TO Participate in multiple studies. Researchers at the University of Kentucky are recruiting participants diagnosed with ADHD and for studies concerning the effects of alcohol. Looking for M & F social drinkers between 21-35 years of age. All participants are compensated for their time. Please call 257-5794

Roommates Wanted Male roommates needed for the 2001/11 school year. 4br house close to campus. Call 272-6426. Female Roommate needed! Fully furnished with exception of bedroom! Very nice, safe area close to UK! Email if interested ukwildcat2011@yahoo.com Brand New – Roommates wanted. 859-455-8208.

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LEXINGTON ‘LOVE STORY’

PHOTO BY ALLIE GARZA | STAFF

Country Princess Taylor Swift Performed in front of a sold out Rupp Arena Thursday night. The show sold out in less than seven minutes. The “Fearless” tour is Swift’s first headlining tour and features nearly 50 tour dates nationwide.

RIFLE Continued from page 1 from the man who inspired his life journey. But he isn’t just moving away from his family on the east coast. He’s leaving his coach and a young group of shooters here at UK. “I think it is good to pursue the thing that he wants to do,” said James Jasis, a civil engineering freshman. “He has the drive to do it and definitely the talent to do whatever he wants.” “Earning a spot is very, very hard to get,” rifle team head coach Harry Mullins said. “He’s our equivalent of John Wall or DeMarcus Cousins going pro.” Mullins said he was excited for the great opportuni-

ty for Csenge and senior Ashley Jackson, who will be a resident athlete in Colorado Springs for USA shooting as well. “In rifle, there are only four to five draft picks from each class. We have two coming from out program.” Mullins said. “I’m excited, but I’m also sad because it means they are leaving us.” The pair has done a tremendous job with the rifle program the past four years, Mullins said, but he wishes he could have sent them out with a national championship. “Hopefully we are changing the culture here,” Mullins said. “We couldn’t be happier with their success in college. It makes us feel good that we had the right people here to help the program continue on.”

PROTEST Continued from page 1 derstand it,” Wheeler said during his speech. “Without that, we have no country. The constitution is a contract between people and its government, and when that contract is broken, the people have the right to rebel and make a new contract.” Eli Edwards, a secondary English education freshman, came out to hear the speakers because he said he shares their views of the government and health care. “I came out to see those share the same beliefs as me,” Edwards said. “This health care bill is unnecessary and unconstitutional.” Wheeler does not pay for his own health care, like

most college students, but is insured by his parents’ plans. He said he wonders how much it would cost if he were on his own. “In this health care bill it specifically states that you will be fined on your IRS tax credit if you do not have health care,” Wheeler said. “Why do we even need to fine people if they choose not to have health care? Isn’t that their problem?” Sebey said she wished all people who see problems with the government would protest and get their message out there. “Now is the time for all concerned citizens to join in the defense of this great nation, our great republic, our beloved country,” Sebey said. “Be angry, fend not, keep the faith, we shall overcome.”