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Cats fend off No. 12 Irish 81-76
Leader sheds light on Haiti’s troubles
By T.J. Walker sports@kykernel.com
A mid-November game had the atmosphere, environment and play of an NCAA tournament game as the No. 10 UK women’s basketball team held on to defeat No. 12 Notre Dame 81-76. Although UK (4-0) and Notre Dame (3-2) women’s basketball teams have never played each other before, the intensity surrounding the game made it seem like Dunlap a bitter rivalry. Thanks to a hometown crowd of 6,794 and senior forward Victoria Dunlap the Cats ousted the Irish. “It was a great crowd, great energy, the building was electric and it was Memorial,” UK head coach Matthew Mitchell said. Dunlap led the Cats in the victory. The reigning Southeastern Conference Player of Year finished with 24 points, 14 rebounds, four assists, two steals and three blocks. Dunlap’s leadership was an important contribution that won’t show up on the stat sheet. She played 38 minutes while stepping up for sophomore A’dia Mathies, who struggled from the field. “(Mathies) had a rough time,” Dunlap said. “I tried to keep talking to her and keep confident, but when she got a steal right there, that’s A’dia. She still can make things happen.” It was a steal that helped seal the victory. “I put (Mathies) on (Skylar) Diggins at the end of the game because I was as confident in (Mathies) as anyone, and she made a big time play in the game,” Mitchell said. Notre Dame appeared to be able to bully the much smaller UK inside to begin the game, but the Cats used a 21-4 run to pull ahead of the Irish 41-35 at halftime. UK’s late three-point shooting also helped to seal the victory. Despite missing its first 11 threes to start the game, UK made three of five to finish the first half and it hit five more in the second half, most coming from junior guard Keyla Snowden. Snowden finished 5 of 12 from beyond the arc, scoring 17 total on the day. “We all contributed to this but it felt good to help my teammates in the second half and hit some shots,” Snowden said. UK knows being undersized means it will have to find other ways to win. “The equalizers were the free throw line, the three point line and we were plus five on turnovers and to win (a game) those statistics have to be good,” Matthews said. Shooting 45.5 percent from three-point range in the second half was crucial for the Cats, but no three was bigger than freshman guard Bernisha Pinkett’s with less than five minutes to play in the game. The Irish had just cut the lead to one when Pinkett received the ball on the corner and launched a three that banked off the backboard and through the hoop, pushing the UK lead back to four. Mitchell joked it went according to the play he designed. “I have to take all the credit on that one, it was good coaching,” Mitchell said.
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Corey Smith performing for the sold out crowd at Buster’s Backroom & Billiards on Saturday November 10, 2010.
‘The Good Life’ Corey Smith brings party atmosphere to a sold-out Buster’s MATT MURRAY
Kernel columnist Corey Smith promised a party in Lexington Saturday night, and he delivered. With guests Ingram Hill and Kenny Owens, all three acts treated the stage as if they were headliners, and a sold out Buster’s crowd fed off the enthusiasm. Lexington native Kenny Owens kicked off the set with a cover-filled performance, and his song selection was immaculately suited for his audience. Ranging from Old Crow Medicine Show to Ryan Adams to Bob Marley, the audience belted lyrics louder than Owen— so much so that he would often step back from the mic, take a swig of his Bud Light and laugh. Ingram Hill took the stage next, thundering through a 45minute set of songs so catchy that it didn’t matter more than half the crowd hadn’t heard them. Their refrains have a onetime listen learning curve. During the 30-minute set change between Ingram Hill, fans stepped around the Pabst Blue Ribbon tall boys that littered the floor to break the seal before Smith took the stage. The lights dropped, and “The
Ingram Hill drummer performs for the sold out crowd at Buster’s Backroom & Billiards on Saturday, Nov. 10, 2010. Jeffersons” theme thundered through Busters, kicking off yet another sing along before Smith, complete with sunglasses, came on to thunderous applause. His set was a balanced act of old and new material-- a blend of acoustic singer/songwriter ballads of pain and loss, and full-band country songs found on his latest album, “Keeping up with the Joneses.” During a break between songs, fans delivered their trademark Busters mid-show Cats chant, drawing a laugh from the Georgia native. Regardless of how hard Smith pushed his new material on fans, it was clear the fans wanted the old material. Songs
like “Drinkin’ Again” and “If I Could Do it Again” elicited the biggest responses, while the lesser-known new tracks seemed to simply serve as filler time. Rehab’s “Bartender” got a little extra love as both Owens and Smith covered the track, but the crowd took in stride, an encore of sorts, and screamed along to it each time. With a vibe more like a group of friends singing along and drinking beer to a strumming guitar in a family room rather than a concert, the intimate feeling behind the show is what brought authenticity. It was as much a house party as it was a show. And that’s exactly what the fans wanted.
Members of the UK community and a U.S. international development offical discussed the severe conditions of Haiti and how UK can help the struggling nation Friday. “The United States, the University of Kentucky, and the Haitian Crisis” featured Russell Porter, the deputy coordinator of the United States Agency for International Development. President John F. Kennedey developed USAID in 1961 to implement foreign aid around the world. The organization has sent 12,000 people to Haiti in its strategy to bring relief and development, which ideally would blend for prosperity, Porter said. The Department of Defense has sent an additional 20,000 people for vertical lift of people, supplies and rubble by helicopter to work with the agency. “It has been a huge challenge for the agency to coordinate with the Department of Defense, but we couldn’t have done it without them,” Porter said. Haiti, the poorest conuntry in the western hemisphere, experienced a magnitude 7.0 earthquake in January. The country also faces a cholera epidemic that has spread to Port au Prince, the nation’s capital. Haiti ranks 148 on the United Nations’ development index, Porter said. Eighty percent of Haitians make their living in the informal economy. A quarter of all Haitian children are chronically malnourished, and these are all statistics made prior to the earthquake and cholera outbreak, Porter said. When the earthquake hit, 3.5 million people were displaced. That was the largest urban displacement that has occurred in recent history. The response was the largest urban feeding program in history, Porter said. But there are several cooks in this kitchen, non-profit organizations, multi-national organizations, and national governments rushed to aid the nation in hope to make it operate to its full potential. But if this aid is not spent efficiently, it will only hinder the nation more as a crutch instead of improving it, Porter said. Two million oral rehydration salts to ease cholera our on it’s way to Haiti and today 185 messages will play on Haitian radio and television telling people to wash their hands and practice hygiene. “We can’t put enough doctors in the country,” Porter said. “It’s going to have to be the Haitians who will be trained.”
First half of Harry Potter finale grabs $24 million with midnight shows By Russ Britt MCT
LOS ANGELES _ "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part I" made $24 million in its debut during the wee hours Friday, enough to pull into third place among films with midnight screenings, according to figures from box-office tracker Hollywood.com. "Deathly Hallows" fell behind two films in the "Twilight" series. "The Twilight Saga: Eclipse" still is tops with its $30 million-plus debut earlier this year on June 30. And "The Twilight Saga:
New Moon" comes in second at $26.3 million for its Nov. 20, 2009 midnight release. But "Deathly Hallows" is ahead of the last film in the series, fourth-place "Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince," which made $22.2 million during its midnight run in July 2009. And "Deathly Hallows" is well ahead of fifth-place The Dark Knight," another film from Time Warner Inc.'s Warner Bros. studios, which made $18.5 million in its July 2008 midnight screenings. "That's really strong. These are numbers that would be a great opening
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weekend for a lot of movies," said Paul Dergarabedian, president of Hollywood.com's box-office division. He predicted that "Deathly Hallows" would top the $100 million mark during the weekend. Can "Deathly Hallows" meet that mark? The top seven box-office takes for midnight debuts, which also includes sixth-place "Star Wars: Episode III _ Revenge of the Sith" from 2005 and seventhplace "Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen" in 2009, indicates the odds are good that "Deathly Hallows" will reach the magic $100 million mark in its first weekend.
"Star Wars" was distributed by Twentieth-Century Fox, a unit of News Corp., which also owns MarketWatch, publisher of this report. "Transformers" is from Viacom Inc.'s Paramount Pictures unit. The only two of the top seven to not reach that mark were "Eclipse" and the other "Potter" film on the list, "Half-Blood Prince." But both debuted on a Wednesday. By the time its first weekend was over "HalfBlood Prince" made $77 million from the Friday-to-Sunday period, but accumulated $158 million in total over its
PHOTO BY SCOTT HANNIGAN | STAFF
Harry Potter fans line up at the Cinemark Fayette Mall movie theatre hours before the midnight premier of the latest Harry Potter. first five days. "Eclipse" made $64.8 million in its first Friday-toSunday period but had accumulated $157.6 million from Wednesday to Sunday.
The record opening threeday weekend for films opening on a Friday is held by "Dark Knight," which made $158.4 million when it first hit screens in July 2008.
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Performance celebrates many dance forms By Luke Glaser features@kykernel.com
This weekend at the Singletary Center for the Arts, UK Dance Ensemble took audiences to India, the jungles of Puerto Rico and everywhere in between. As part of their fall concert, more than 20 dancers took part in 14 dance pieces to create an interpretation of the many faces and feet that are a part of what it means to dance. Some pieces, like “A Gypsy’s Journey” and “Un Dia en el Yunque” were cultural submersions, incorporating regional dances such as belly dancing and salsa with modern twists. Others, like “Realization” and “Flux,” were modern explorations into themes common to many young adults. “Acceptance” depicted the journey to discover where one belongs. “The message behind it was powerful,” undeclared freshman Tori Dane said. “It
really meant a lot.” Audra Flanagan, the graduating senior in the troupe, said she loved performing “Acceptance.” “It is an idea everyone can relate to,” Flanagan said. “Everyone feels like the black sheep at some point.” Erica Maryman, kinesiology senior, said she enjoyed dancing in “Tralfamadorian Boogie,” a modern piece based on the writing of Kurt Vonnegut. “We got to vocalize as well as move” Maryman said. “It was fun to do and fun to watch.” The “Tralfamadorian Boogie,” accompanied by a jazzy music, celebrated nonconformity and wackiness in the most ordinary looking people. The evening ended with the presentation of the Mary King Montgomery Kouns Choreography Award. Art administration senior Kelsey Shackleford recieved the award for a piece she created last spring about students
wearing iPods to class, stuck inside their own worlds and blind to all around them. “Kelsey’s growth and movement was not in the normal style, and it made for a very relevant piece” said Rayma Beal, adviser to the Dance Ensemble. This season, Shackleford choreographed “Have No Fear,” a piece about the occasional grey area between good and evil. From one choreographer’s depiction of memories of her grandmother in church to another’s interpretation of the inevitable loss of innocence, the pieced transported audiences around the world and into the human psyche during the Fall Concert. Like Shackleford, Flanagan credits the performance’s success to the dancers’ passion for their art. “Do what you love,” Flanagan said. “If you love to dance, then dance.”
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The University of Kentucky Dance Ensemble performed in the Singletary Center for the Arts on Saturday night.
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Pant rant: a woman’s struggle to ‘shimmy’ into low-rise skinny
CASSIDY HERRINGTON, Kernel cartoonist
Falling short, globally KERNEL EDITORIAL A weak pat on the back. UK announced international enrollment is up more than 50 percent from five years ago, according to a Nov. 16 article. While this may initially seem impressive, the actual numbers are quite lackluster. At a university of more than 20,000 students, the international enrollment this year reached a meager 358 students. While an international student population of 1 percent is the norm amongst other benchmark universities such as Florida, Tennessee and South Carolina, it shouldn’t be UK’s comfort zone. The responsibility is in the state’s hands, yes, but the future lies in what UK can do to cultivate relationships abroad that flourish. This is a step in the right direction, but the
university would be wise to further expand its recruitment abroad, particularly in a climate of rapid globalization and international business, communication, research and commerce. Additionally, international students need to be better integrated into campus — rather than quarantined in an international students’ dorm and confined to international student events. Bringing in people who look and think differently will challenge the university to reach new heights and look at itself critically — rather than play to ideals of the past. Tradition is nice, but breaking parts of tradition and evolving is what success is about. Rather than pat itself on the back, the university must continue its international pursuits and applause will necessarily follow.
Along with child birth and lingering sexual inequalities, women in this country must contend with the momentous pain in the rear that is women’s pants (pun kind of intended). To be sure, pants are much celebrated by my gender. Long gone are the days of corsets and dresses ELOISE and good riddance. LYNCH We’ve come a long Guest way. columnist But I think we still have a ways to go. Namely, we need to revolutionize the styling of women’s pants. “Low-rise skinny jeans” is the style you’ll find on all the shelves these days, and there are two things terribly wrong with it. The first is “low-rise.” This misleading term indicates that the waist of the pants doesn’t really “rise” at all, but falls low down on the hip. Unlike the flattering high-waisted pants of previous generations, “lowrise” pants cup the layer of fat that any woman who eats daily accumulates on her belly and props it up — accentuates it much like a push-up bra accentuates a bosom. The result is problematic. Do you know what a muffin top is? It’s the shelf of fat that hangs over the pants as a result of the low-rise waist, and it’s a phenomenon that plagues pretty much all American women — it’s plaguing me as I write this. The second is “skinny.” The term itself is maddening, seeming to promise to transform you into a lithe, elegant goddess the moment you slip into the pants. In reality, after strug-
gling for fifteen minutes to shimmy into the tiny things, you’ll discover [red faced and puffing] the pants, in fact, make you seem less skinny than to begin with. They squeeze your softer areas into odd creases and bulges, and if there’s a trendy little hole scuffed into them, you can bet that your fat will be oozing out of it. If you’re dumb enough to take a pair home like me, you’ll encounter further unfortunate results. Like the traditional Japanese kimono, skinny jeans constrict your movements considerably; you won’t be able to run and play flag football like Brett Favre does in those Wrangler commercials. In fact, you won’t even be able to bend down far enough to put your socks on—start practicing picking things up with your toes now. And just imagine a romantic moment with your hubby—things are getting hot and heavy and you’re plucking garments from each other like petals from a red rose. Now imagine his fumbling attempts to pry your skinny jeans from your body. His gasping, heave-ho motions may ruin the mood, as will the pink creases left behind on your skin by the demon pants once he rips them off. What’s that, baby? A large mole? A spot of ringworm? An oddly placed third nipple? Why no, that’s the button mark my skinny jeans have carved into my flesh. For the love of holiday shopping, give this woman some pants that will fit flatteringly and comfortably—with pockets, by the way. Until then, I will complain a lot and wear stretch pants that show my panty lines. Eloise Lynch is an education senior. E-mail opinions@kykernel.com.
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PHOTO BY BRITNEY MCINTOSH | STAFF
Sophomore guard Larry Warford high fives fans before the first half of UK’s loss to the Florida Gators at the “Swamp” in Gainesville, Fla., on Saturday, Sept. 25, 2010.
A lineman’s Turkey Day NICK CRADDOCK
Kernel columnist When members of the UK football team’s offensive and defensive linemen collide with opponents, the crash of helmets and pads creates a recognizable sound. On Turkey Day, the nom nom sound is all too familiar among the behemoth linemen, too. “I tend to watch what I … nevermind, you know what, I just eat until I get full,” said senior defensive tackle Ricky Lumpkin, who weighs 306 pounds. “If I’m full, I’ll stop, if I’m not, I will keep going.” The linemen are encouraged to eat most always. Only those linemen on UK’s version of Weight Watchers have to watch what they eat — or face the consequences — said 293-pound junior defensive tackle Mark Crawford. Lumpkin is in the clear, as is Crawford and the team’s heaviest starter, 329-pound sophomore guard Larry Warford, to go on an eating splurge on Thursday.
The general consensus among these players and food connoisseurs was that the staple food of Thanksgiving, turkey, was best when the optimum level of moisture was reached. Lumpkin had one word for the turkey his dad prepares: “Greatness.” But he said if his dad doesn’t follow a particular frying procedure, the turkey tastes “nasty and bland.” Warford said he’s content if in addition to turkey, he has his macaroni and cheese, dinner rolls and his aunt’s “real good” baked beans. Lumpkin said he also likes ham and stuffing, while Crawford took a pass on other main-meal morsels and spoke of his love for sweet potato pie. Dessert isn’t as easy a choice for Warford, who has one aunt that makes an apple pie, and another who makes a vanilla pudding with wafers. For Lumpkin, dessert is a bittersweet irony because he said he likes banana pudding, but hates bananas—so, he’s left with pudding. The team will have a dinner together before Thursday, and for those players far from home, coaches and players who live locally will
invite them over to their houses for Thanksgiving. Lumpkin, who pointed to freshman offensive tackle Stephen Duff’s ability to eat 100 chicken wings, said the offensive line will easily win the battle of the waistline. “They eat too much, it’s ridiculous,” Lumpkin said. “I’m not putting 100 wings in my stomach.” Warford was quick to correct Lumpkin and said Duff’s personal record actually stood at 102 wings in one sitting. “After you get to 100, does it even matter anymore? You won,” Warford said. “But I could beat the d-line by myself.” Since the game against Tennessee falls two days after Thanksgiving, the linemen will have to hold back a bit. “You don’t want to eat too much and then when you’re at the game you’re throwing up turkey on the sideline,” said Crawford, who believes his teammates will have no trouble getting back to business for their rivalry game. What would a win over the Volunteers mean? “That’d be sweeter than some sweet potato pie,” Crawford said.