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Din of Death Valley, running game could force UK loss against No. 1 By Ethan Levine elevine@kykernel.com
Breaking down the key matchups in Saturday’s SEC East showdown between UK and Florida.
The UK defense vs. the LSU running game UK’s defense has not been the problem for the team so far this season. For a unit that struggled mightily in 2010, the defense allowed just 16 points in the Cats’ two victories against Western Kentucky and Central Michigan. Despite allowing 48 points to Florida, the defense took the field inside its own 50 four times following four turnovers by the UK offense, a difficult task for any defense. LSU’s running game, ranked 40th of 120 division IA teams, has been the strong suit of the offense for the Tigers so far this year. With starting quarterback Jordan Jefferson coming off suspension for his first game of 2011 following an altercation outside of a Louisiana bar in August, the offense may find more balance. Being a mobile quarterback, Jefferson, who is still not a lock to play Saturday, and the LSU coaching staff will likely move the offense primarily using the run. The Tigers have done most of their running with two backs: sophomores Spencer Ware and Michael Ford. Ware and Ford have combined on 129 carries for 618 yards and nine touchdowns in just four games, an average of 32.3 carries for 154.5 yards and 2.5 touchdowns a game. While the Cats’ defense loves to crowd the line of scrimmage, expect LSU’s pun-
ishing offensive line and explosive running game to establish itself early, opening up the passing game for LSU against UK’s vulnerable secondary.
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Workshop creates allies By Joy Priest jpriest@kykernel.com
The LGBT Task Force held its first workshop Thursday evening for students who want to become allies to members of the lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender community. The workshop, facilitated Community Ally Network, was a part of a continuing series presented by the
Office of Student Involvement and its diversity education and community building program. Its purpose is “to provide people, who are interested in being an ally to LGBT people, with a physical way to that, as well as have tools and resources to do so,” said Eric Morrow, the chair of the task force. Wanda McCants, co-facilitator of the workshop,
led Thursday’s group in exercises that addressed politically correct terminology, ideas about privilege and oppression, and where people are in terms of identity. “This is important because heterosexism and homophobia is everyone’s problem,” McCants said. “It’s not just something LGBT people have to deal with. It affects their families, friends and co-workers.
This is why you should care.” Morrow said the Task Force was created to act as a liason for members of the LGBT community and the resources its members may not know about on campus, such as OUTsource and the Gay-Straight Alliance. “There’s always a continuing coming-out process because it’s not always necSee LGBT on page 3
Stepping into the season
Edge: LSU. It is No. 1 for a reason, and no one should expect the Tigers' offense to slow down at home against UK. While the Cats' defense is much improved from 2010, it still does not have the speed and athleticism throughout the depth chart to compete with LSU's offense, especially in the secondary. Expect LSU to come at UK early with the run, then open things up and spread the Cats' defense out in order to pick them apart.
UK offense vs. Death Valley crowd noise All week at practice, UK head coach Joker Phillips has used simulated crowd noise right behind his team’s offensive huddle in order to prepare it for communicating despite LSU’s noisy fans. Phillips has attached speakers to the back of an SUV and parked the vehicle directly behind junior quarterback Morgan Newton and the rest of the UK offense. While the noise produced from the car’s speakers may not be as loud as the Tigers fans in Baton Rouge, La., Phillips hopes that practicing with some sort of noise will bring the offense together and help it find the chemistry needed to commuSee EDGE on page 2
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524 Angliana Leasing Manager Travis Darden promoted the apartment complex at the Black Student Union’s annual Fall Fest.
More than 20 minority organizations gathered on the Student Center patio Thursday evening for the Black Student Union’s annual Fall Fest. Groups from around campus and Lexington tabled and handed out information to attendees of the festival,
UK dodgeball team — it’s a hit Club sport went to national competition, made program history
which featured the “Divine 9” historically black Greek letter organizations stepping and strolling, and the Black Voices Gospel Choir singing. During the festival a dinner was served and the Black Student Union’s annual T-shirt was unveiled.
UK speaks on voting in Saudi Arabia By Jen Taylor news@kykernel.com
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Nobody likes to be hit with a dodgeball, especially one thrown by the UK dodgeball team. As player Jacob Hughes noted, “My teammate Wes Hopkins was clocked by a radar gun at 76 mph last year in Bowling Green.” If you have not seen competitive college dodgeball action, these guys take it seriously. The UK team was founded in 2005, in part with the help of graduate Errol Strauss. “Back in 2005, UK was the only dodgeball team in the state,” Strauss said. “Currently, Louisville and Western Kentucky University both have teams. There is even professional dodgeball. “It’s crazy to think how far the sport has come.” The rules and game structure are much different than the images people may have from childhood. For the start of the game, 10 dodgeballs are placed at the center line of a basketball court. Each team
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UK dodgeball player Nick Poston practiced in Alumni Gym Monday night. He is part of the varsity team. stands on opposite baselines, awaiting the start signal. Players then sprint to half court to get possession of the balls and start attacking the opposition. Once all players on one
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side are gone, the team left is awarded one point. “Each half is 25 minutes long, so multiple games can be played in a half, it just depends on how quickly things go,” player Nick Poston said. UK’s team has become very good in a hurry. Last year it made the Elite Eight at the national competition
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hosted by WKU. The team received an invite after it went 11-4 during the regular season. “We had the best showing in the history of the program,” team captain Zac Brown said. “I’m proud of our effort last season.” During the week, UK’s See DODGEBALL on page 2
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In the second-ever nationwide vote, men in Saudi Arabia voted in local elections Thursday, just four days after the king granted women the right to vote. King Abdullah of Saudi Arabia announced Sunday he is giving women the right to vote in the next local elections, scheduled for 2015. Women will also be allowed to be appointed to the all-male Shura Council. Saudi Arabian women, regardless of their age, require a male guardian; it is also the only country that does not allow women to drive. Fahad Mohd is an accounting freshman from Saudi Arabia and has lived in the United States for two years. “I wasn’t surprised because I knew in the end women would have this right, but it is too late, I mean, it’s 2011,” he said. “I don’t think voting is really a big deal.” Since Saudi Arabia is not a democracy, the elections are for a council that advises the monarchy. “The right to vote is limited because it is not a democracy,” said Srimati Basu, an associate professor
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of gender and women’s studies and anthropology. Hassan Alomran is a computer science sophomore from Saudia Arabia and has been in the U.S. for three years. “I’ve been waiting for this news to happen, and finally it did,” he said. “Women are a big part of the Saudi community and they should have rights.” Alomran said the next step for the government is to give women the right to drive. “I think that the allowance of women to have a political say is going to lead to women being able to drive,” Alomran said. “It’s going to need time, but at this point pinpointing when is hard to do.” Mohd agreed and does not think women will have the right to drive anytime soon. “Giving women the right to vote is not as big as giving the right to drive,” Mohd said. “The government trusts guys more than women; it’s just its culture.” Even if the government allows women to drive, their families will not, so the whole culture has to catch up with the laws that are being made, Mohd said. See VOTE on page 2
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Millions needed for Ky. Super Bowl ad By Christine Powell news@kykernel.com
A crowd-funded 2012 Super Bowl commercial highlighting Kentucky is the goal for one UK graduate and two Kentucky natives. Kent Carmichael, Whit Hiler and Griffin VanMeter want to change the stereotypes of Kentucky. People who haven’t lived in Kentucky can sometimes see the state in a negative light — through jokes about not wearing shoes, having little to no education and marrying siblings. “We want the world to see Kentucky in a different light; that we offer a lot,” Hiler said. In order to show the most people how great Kentucky is, they are raising $3.5 million in 60 days for a Super Bowl commercial. The trio has set up a Facebook page and a website, kentuckyforkentucky.com, and as of Wednesday, Kentucky for Kentucky has raised $65,925.
VOTE Continued from page 1 He believes it will take maybe 15 years for families to adjust, when now teens and young adults to get into positions of power, start families and begin to change the culture. He also said he believes in about 15 years women could have the right to drive. “Young people will be working in government and have different ideas,” Mohd said. Melissa Stein, an assistant
The group collects pledges from $1 to $10,000. Hiler said that they’ve received a lot of questions about what happens to the money ifthe entire amount isn’t raised by Nov. 7. He said if this happens, people won’t be charged for their pledge. Those who donate will receive everything from a high five and Kentucky pride to a spot in the Super Bowl commercial in exchange for their pledges. Those outside of Kentucky might know about the Derby or Kentucky Fried Chicken; Kentucky gave the world Diane Sawyer, Hunter S. Thompson, George Clooney, Johnny Depp, Muhammad Ali, Darrell Waltrip, Abraham Lincoln and Jefferson Davis, just to name a few. Four vice presidents and two Supreme Court justices were also native Kentuckians. If it wasn’t for Kentucky natives, there wouldn’t be a “Happy Birthday” song. (The melody comes from the song “Good Morning to All,” which Louisvillian sisters Patty and Mildred J. Hill com-
professor for gender and women’s studies, said her first thought was it is wonderful that women will be able to vote. “Then I thought this is kind of interesting; they can vote, but not drive? What if a man refuses to drive her to vote or insists on going in with her? Giving the right to drive is much more concrete,” she said. Basu had similar thoughts. “We should be both glad and cynical,” Basu said. “We don’t know how this is going to turn out yet.” She said on one hand, women’s groups have been
posed in 1893.) UK graduate Patrick Barker said one of the greatest things about Kentucky is that it is so diverse. “There are so many types of geography of Kentucky: the mountains in the eastern part of the state, the city life in Louisville and in the north, the horse farms in the central part, the cave system in the south,” he said. “There’s such a variance of what you can do in Kentucky.” Kentucky offers Ale-8-One, the Berea Craft Festival, the National Corvette Museum, the largest developed park system in the country, numerous wineries and bourbon. The Kentucky for Kentucky Facebook page has become a place for people to share stories and information about Kentucky as well as favorite places to visit around the state. Matthew Lytle, an agriculture communications senior, said that this campaign shows how proud Kentuckians are to call the state their home.
pushing for this. But on the other, “it’s so little and unclear what the effects will be.” “I’m cynical anyway. There seems to be part that is seeming to give women more power, but not really,” she said. “I mean, yesterday someone was punished for driving.” She referred to an instance when only days after the king gave women the right to vote, a court ruling sentenced a woman to 10 lashes for breaking the ban on female driving, according to The Associated Press. The next day Abdullah overturned the ruling.
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with all her old boyfriends to see if she missed Mr. Right and land her catch in time to attend sis’ wedding. Well, yawn. Though her prospects are played by Chris Pratt, Aziz Ansari, Thomas Lennon, Martin Freeman, Zachary Quinto, Andy Samberg and Anthony Mackie, the mirth is restrained. Her bad-boy neighbor agrees to help her with the sleuthing, and since the character is played by Chris Evans, there is a strong possibility that they’ll both be swept away by a destiny they cannot control and end up together. Ya think? Faris, who is adept at broad physical comedy, overwhelms her role. Kristin Wiig went through many of the same contortions in “Bridesmaids,” and did a better job. Television director Mark Mylod adds none of the flair needed to redeem the recycled, cliché-riddled script. This film’s ambitions are modest and it still disappoints.
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Afterward, Saudi Princess Amira al-Taweel tweeted, “Thank God, the lashing of Shema is cancelled. Thanks to our beloved king.”
EDGE Continued from page 1 nicate and function together in the hectic road atmosphere it will face at LSU. No one on UK’s current roster has ever had to play a game in Death Valley, home of the Tigers. Widely regarded as one of the loudest stadiums in the nation, UK will be tested in its first appearance away from Commonwealth Stadium since its week-one matchup with Western Kentucky at an almost-empty LP Field. UK can expect a raucous atmosphere in Death Valley as LSU’s fans will be watching their team for the first time since it took over the No. 1 ranking earlier this week.
edge because it always gets the edge over LSU's opponents. With 92,542 seats, making it the eighth-largest stadium in all of college football, LSU has won 44 of its last 49 home games dating back to 2004, including victories over 10 ranked teams. Expect UK to become LSU's 45th home win in its last 50 tries Saturday.
Overall edge: The overall edge goes to the No. 1 team in America. So far in 2011, LSU is 4-0 with three wins against ranked teams on the road. UK, on the other hand, lost to Louisville earlier this year for the first time since 2006 and gave up more than 40 points to Florida for the fourth straight year. Unless something catastrophic occurs in Baton Rouge this weekend, expect LSU to win and win Edge: Death Valley gets the big.
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Security Matters: Protect your computer and yourself By Michael Carr Guest columnist
It seems like there is a month for everything these days. October is National Breast Cancer Awareness Month, National Cholesterol Awareness Month and National Collegiate Alcohol Awareness Month (really). But did you know that October is also National Cyber Security Awareness Month? Started in 2001 by the National Cyber Security Division of the U.S. Department of Homeland Security, its singular focus has been to help U.S. citizens secure personally
identifiable information that is stored on personal computers as well as personal data that is stored out in “the cloud.” Unfortunately, it’s unclear if we are succeeding. In 2010, more than 4 million online records of sensitive, personally identifiable information were accessed by unauthorized persons — and that was just for health care providers and educational institutions! So, what exactly is “personally identifiable information,” and what can be done about all of these breaches of computer security? Personally identifiable information, or PII, refers to
data that can be used to determine who a person is. For example, there are more than 5 million people named “John Smith.” So, a person’s name, by itself, is usually not enough to identify someone. However, if a person’s name is placed alongside a Social Security number, then bingo, you have two pieces of data that are valuable if you want to steal that person’s identity and then deplete his/her bank account. Insofar as PII being accessed by unauthorized persons, not all of these incidents involve computer criminals. Many “breaches of security” involve paper reports that are recycled but not shredded, PII
that are emailed but not encrypted and phishing emails to which someone replies. We can protect our own PII by following this short recommendations list: 1. Never email anyone your passwords, SSN, bank account numbers, credit card numbers or department store account numbers. 2. Never tell anyone your passwords, SSN, bank account numbers, credit card numbers or department store account numbers over the phone unless you initiated the call. 3. Always have a complex password on your computer, smartphone, etc. (even
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LGBT Continued from page 1 essarily that there’s a visible identity in our society for anyone who identifies as LGBT,” Morrow said. “You basically have to tell people constantly that you don’t identify with what is assumed to be normal. There’s a lot of stress that comes along with that.” Morrow said he hopes hearing about the new program and seeing stickers around campus will provide some comfort for students who deal with discrimination, harassment or underrepresentation in classes and on campus. “It’s important to have the opportunity to examine these issues in a safe environment,” Morrow said. Robert Odom, a graduate assistant in the student in-
DODGEBALL Continued from page 1 team has open gym practice on campus from 6 to 8 p.m. Brown said practices are held at Alumni Gym on Mondays and Wednesdays and anyone interested can come play. “The varsity team has 15 to 20 people, and is mainly the squad that travels,” Brown said. He said other players make up the junior varsity team. About 40 people total are on the current UK team, which is considered a club sport. The club designation means it’s partially funded by
volvement office, said the workshop with the LGBT Task Force and UKCAN is a part of a continuing series that will highlight a number of identities, including those with ethnic, socioeconomic and gender-based issues. “In these workshops we want to create a safe place for students to come and just talk about it,” Odom said. “It’s scary to talk about race when you’re white. Here you can say the wrong word, and we’ll help you and tell you the proper word to use.” Odom said his office is planning another workshop in November and two more in the spring. He wants to bring in a community activist and eventually a national activist to talk about issues affecting “oppressed” groups. Learn how to get involved with the task force or series at kykernel.com.
UK but gets other financial help through team membership dues and fundraising efforts. After whipping the Louisville Cardinals 6-1 in the first contest of the young season, UK travels to Miami of Ohio on Saturday to battle the Red Hawks. In December, UK will compete in the Kentucky Dodgeball Cup hosted by WKU. The UK dodgeball team is on Facebook and Twitter. The majority of the college teams and other scheduling information can be found at ncdadodgeball.com or at the professional league site, thendl.com/Default.asp.
though passwords are considered a weak security measure). If you lose your iPhone or Droid, no one should be able to find and use your smartphone without having to first crack your password. 4. Install, run and keep anti-virus software current on your computer, smartphone, etc. 5. Every month, review your bank and credit card statements. Research any questionable activity. 6. Once a year, visit AnnualCreditReport.com to get your three free credit reports, then scrutinize them and research any questionable activity.
7. Buy a cross-cut paper shredder, and use it for any documents containing your SSN, bank account numbers, credit card numbers or department store account numbers. Even if you follow these recommendations, you may still have your PII accessed by unauthorized persons and perhaps even have your identity stolen. But, if you do follow these basic recommendations, you will, at least, have done what you can to safeguard the data that uniquely identifies yourself to the rest of the world. Michael Carr is UK’s chief information security officer. Email Michael.Carr@uky.edu.
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Student Center sees 30 percent traffic boost By Bradley Gossner news@kykernel.com
The Student Center has seen a steep and steady rise in traffic over the past few years. The number of students utilizing the facility climbs constantly and conference room reservations have skyrocketed since the 2009-10 school year. Foot traffic in the building from July 1 to Sept. 24 this year is up 30 percent over the same period in 2010. According to student services director John Herbst, the upward trend in room reservations results from the rising number of new student-led groups and from more activity in existing organizations. “Our student population today has come around to where they’re more interested, more engaged in global concerns,” Herbst said. “From human rights movements to environmental issues ... the spectrum has grown.” The Student Center is free for university-affiliated organizations to use, and the building’s staff welcomes the challenge to serve the needs of diverse student groups and academic organizations. “We have an exceptional team that works with people,” Herbst said. Managing the flow of events in the Student Center is “like putting a puzzle together,” said Ashley Casteel, associate director of event management. While small groups can usually be accommodated for lastminute reservations, “we like to have at least a couple days’ notice,” she said. Events in the Student Center’s large conference rooms, theater and ballrooms usually require six months to a year’s notice in advance, she said. Herbst said conference rooms in the building are often used several times a day. “We would love to have more space to accommodate students because unfortu-
nately we do have to turn some students away,” Casteel said. When a group’s scheduling needs cannot be fulfilled in the Student Center, the staff does its best to find another location on campus to host it. When it comes to accommodating the high volume of requests from student-led groups, Herbst said he is pleased with the staff. The Student Center office manages outdoor space reservations, which have seen an increase in events as well, he said. The patio outside the Cats Den is a popular venue; organizations are advised to reserve this space as far in advance as possible. “The area surrounding the patio is also known as the free speech area, so that area can’t be reserved,” Herbst said. “Anybody can show up there at any time, and we want to accommodate them.” The outdoor amphitheater behind Memorial Hall can also be reserved through the Student Center office. Casteel said efforts are being made to make reservations more efficient. “Event Management Systems is an online system that we are trying to start,” she said. “It is something that the students have been wanting, and I think that it is going to add to our reservation.” Casteel said students can look and see when space is open for reservation to simplify planning. The director’s office will “still want personal contact” between Student Center staff and student organizations, “but instead of emailing back and forth to figure out what’s available,” she said. The office is optimistic about its rise in popularity. “Give the credit to the students,” Herbst said. “Our student employees here are absolutely remarkable. I couldn’t be prouder.”
Capilouto shares report President Eli Capilouto addressed ways UK can improve in an all-campus email Thursday. In the email, Capilouto shared the results of a report done by a University Review Committee, which he appointed to examine where the university stands and to provide “guidance on the more promising paths for advancement.” He said the report showed ways UK has improved over the past decade and highlighted “critically important areas” that “need immediate attention and thoughtful, sustained action.” These areas include the undergraduate experience, infrastructure and facilities in the core of campus and compensation among faculty and staff. Capilouto posed several questions for the university, including what UK’s goal is as a 21st century land-grant institution and what the Top 20 plan means for campus today. He asked that campus provide him with thoughts and issues raised in the report. A survey is available at http://bit.ly/capilouto. The report can be viewed at http://bit.ly/oX0Mse. STAFF REPORT
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