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The Greek community danced and stomped Thursday to raise money at Stomp-A-Palooza. Beta Theta Pi won for the fraternity category, while Alpha Delta Pi won for sororities and Phi Mu won the most spirited. Each top finisher received a trophy and $100 to the charity of their choice.
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Men from Kappa Alpha Order perform “Men in Black” during Stomp-A-Palooza, a Greek philanthropy event on Thursday night at Lexington Center downtown.
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‘Budapest’ lacks storytelling Wes Anderson continues his predictable style
When Wes Anderson released his eighth feature film, “The Grand Budapest Hotel,” his legion of fans KYLE from the ARENSDORF crawled woodwork to anoint his unKernel columnist matched whimsical talent. However, “Budapest” is simply another showcase of Anderson’s unwillingness to break from the traditional boxed-in worlds in which his films exist. Of course, in using his shoddily-drawn tableaux to set up scenes instead of a long shot that is used in most films, he leaves himself little room to branch out into anything truly significant. This film tells the story of a concierge of the Grand Budapest Hotel, M. Gustave (Ralph Fiennes), in 1938. The story, being recounted in
the late ‘60s, is told through the lens and narration of its secondary protagonist, Mr. Moustafa (F. Murray Abraham). When one of his many mistresses is murdered, Gustave is bequeathed a valuable painting called “Boy with Apple.” This sparks outrage among the crowd of blood-thirsty relatives anxious to reap the benefits of the wealthy dame’s will. One relative, Dmitri (Adrien Brody), even hires muscle (Willem Dafoe) to track down and murder Gustave and reclaim the painting. What ensues is a grab bag of Anderson’s routine silly tricks and dizzying camera movements that his admirers call whimsical charm, and that his detractors call a jackleg interpretation of directing. Characters need time to breathe within a scene if you hope to generate any type real emotion at all. When you don’t allow them that time, you’re left with a slightly amusing film filled with empty characters.
Despite the overly impulsive directing style, the bigger shames of this film are its sloppy progression and neglect of any important female characters, a characteristic of almost every one of his films. One example of this sloppy progression is when Gustave meets his lobby boy Zero, (a young Mr. Moustafa played by Tony Revolori) he trusts him wholly within two scenes, completely out of character for the very particular and hypercritical concierge. When Zero meets the non-character that is Agatha (Saoirse Ronan), the story moves at an alarming pace. This can be attributed to the style in which the story is being told, but it ultimately works to diminish the integrity and the audience’s perception of the “serious” relationship. This film, like all of Anderson’s films, is an amusing portrait of “Wes World,” where you can count on seeing everything but narrative drive and a skill for storytelling.
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AT&T Stadium prepares for Final Four
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Video board: Court placement:
Imagine watching a basketball game at Rupp Arena, seated in the upper deck at midcourt. Now imagine there is a video board hanging overheard that is almost twice as long as the court. That will happen at AT&T Stadium, where two 60-yard high-definition video screens hang from the ceiling. They are probably the most impressive thing about the venue, and in fact may be a better viewing experience than the actual game for those seating in the upper levels.
Much like past Final Fours, the court this weekend will be placed in the middle of a football field. This creates unique sightlines for sideline and baseline seats because of the gradual ascent of the rows. Some don’t like the setup, but from the NCAA’s perspective, this gets the highest attendance possible. Some views aren’t ideal for fans, and the locker room is quite a hike for players and coaches.
Quick Facts Seats: The listed capacity of AT&T Stadium for the Final Four is 80,000, but there are so many standing areas in the Cowboys’ home that it’s possible almost 100,000 could be watching basketball this weekend. However, given the fact that the 94-foot basketball court is placed in the middle of a 100-yard football field, those unfortunately seated in the upper deck on Saturday and Monday may need binoculars.
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Preparations are made on the court at AT&T Stadium in Arlington, Texas on Thursday before Saturday night’s Final Four games.
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Gators need Wilbekin to slow Shabazz
UConn guard has been hot
PAUL DOYLE The Hartford Courant (MCT)
ARLINGTON, Texas — In the second game of their season, the Florida Gators traveled to Madison, Wis., to face the nationally ranked Badgers. The Gators, then ranked 11th in the country, lost to No. 20 Wisconsin. A few weeks later, Florida’s journey to Storrs resulted in a loss to Shabazz Napier and UConn. Eight games into the season, Florida had two losses and was trying to find its identity. The losses to ranked teams — the Huskies were 12th in the nation at the time — proved to be crucial. “I think we learned a lot about ourselves,” coach Billy Donovan said Thursday. “That early in the season, we’re all trying to get to know our team better, to see how we respond against high level competition. You’re also trying to
get somewhat prepared for your league play because you know you’re going to go into some difficult places to play. “So for us those two early road games at UConn, at Wisconsin, I thought they were really helpful to our team moving forward and in terms of where we needed to improve and get better.” Four months later, Florida is the No. 1 team in the county and preparing for a rematch with UConn in the national semifinals. The Gators (36-2) have won 30 in a row, with the last loss Dec. 2 in Storrs. And it took a buzzer-beater by Shabazz Napier to lift UConn (30-8) to that victory. That loss in a hostile environment wound up igniting Florida, which beat two other ranked teams (Kansas and Memphis) before marching through the SEC portion of its schedule. “Obviously, it was a tough loss for us, losing like that at the buzzer,” Donovan said. “But there’s things we can look at in the game, right
after that game finished, of where we needed to get better and improve. We did a much, much better job I thought going forward. “I think any game that you play where it’s against that kind of competition, it only helps your team get better.”
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I always like guarding guys that are challenging to guard.” SCOTTIE WILBEKIN Florida senior guard
Napier scored 26 points in the win over Florida and has been playing as well as any player in the country while leading UConn through its tournament run. So there will be significant pressure on senior Scottie Wilbekin, who is charged with containing Napier. Wilbekin left the Dec. 2 matchup with an in-
jury late in the second half. Wilbekin (13.4 points) is considered a strong defensive player. But he’s not looking at his rematch with Napier as a chance to avenge the earlier loss. “I always like guarding guys that are challenging to guard,” Wilbekin said. “But as far as getting another crack at playing them, it’s really not about that at all ... They’re a great team, they have obviously played great up until this point, so it’s going to be a tough game for both of us.” Donovan, a New York native and Providence graduate, has always taken a special interest in programs such as UConn. He’s a fan of Napier, whom he called a “really, really gifted offensive player.” “I always believe that great offense beats great defense. So this is not necessarily going to be a situation where Scottie is going to be playing Napier by himself. We’ve been a team, a defensive team, and we’ve got to try to do as good of a job as we can collectively helping Scottie in whatever situation he may be in during the game.” 04.04.14 | weekend timeout| 5
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THE ROAD TO ARLINGTON
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Students will travel more than 13 hours to Arlington, Texas, a suburb Dallas, this weekend in the hopes of witnessing the Cats win their ninth National Championship. The route totals nearly 900 miles and there are plenty of attractions to enjoy along the way. The route runs through Memphis, Tenn., which boasts the Rock ’n’ Soul Museum and Graceland, former home of the late great 6 | weekend timeout | 04.04.14
Elvis Presley. Attractions in Little Rock, Ark., include the William J. Clinton Presidential Center and Park and Big Dam Bridge, which is 4,226 feet long and flows above the Arkansas River. Gas prices in the Lexington area were between $3.45 and $3.59 on Thursday, according to gasbuddy.com. Prices in Nashville, Tenn., stood as low as $3.24.
Once in Dallas, fans have the opportunity to shop, dine and experience North Texas culture in and around AT&T Stadium. From the Dallas Zoo to the Dallas Museum of Art, there is no shortage of tourist activities. And other Texas cities are a short drive away. Both Houston and Austin are about three hours from Dallas. San Antonio, home to the Alamo, is about a four-hour drive.
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The Final Four has some added incentive for three UK freshman starters. Guards Aaron and Andrew Harrison, along with forward Julius Randle, will play the national semifinal against Wisconsin in their home state of Texas on Saturday. It will be second time that the Harrisons, from Richmond, and UK will play at AT&T Stadium 284 miles from home. The Cats lost to Baylor there in December. “After a loss, you always have to have some negative thoughts. It was just another game really,” Aaron Harrison said. “It wasn’t that big of a deal.” That was many tweaks ago, and Andrew Harrison and the Cats have rid themselves of the “negative thoughts.” “I’m so excited I can barely sleep sometimes,” Andrew Harrison said. “I just can’t wait. At the same time you’ve got to stay focused and realize it’s just a basketball game.” Both players have said that more than 50 family members and friends have requested tickets for Saturday’s game.
“It’s kind of stressful,” Andrew Harrison said. “But it’s better than not having any.” Aaron Harrison said he has had to turn some friends down throughout the week, but a good amount of the Harrison clan will be in Arlington to cheer on him and his brother.
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“It’s amazing because all the family is there,” Marian Harrison, the mother of the twins, said. “With this being their first year in college, it’s amazing (that they’ve made it this far).” UK head coach John Calipari said he appreciated how the Harrisons’ parents raised the twins throughout childhood and into high school. “Mom and dad raised them and did right,” Calipari said. “They were coached and they are skilled. They
just had to be challenged in a lot of different ways that they had never been challenged.” Aaron and Andrew Harrison’s parents told their children that the journey was not going to be simple. “They know there’s going to be good days and bad days,” Marian Harrison said. “You just have to work hard.” And UK has started to win just as Andrew Harrison distributed the ball more (5.7 assists per game in the postseason, up from the 3.9 assists per game season average) and Aaron Harrison has hit shots in the final minutes. The coaching has come from Calipari, but the foundation was laid early with their traveling team. The coach of that team just happened to be their father, Aaron Harrison Sr. He said nothing this season has surprised him, from the up and downs to Aaron Harrison’s tendency to make long shots late in games. But outside of expectations, Aaron Harrison Sr. has been proud of his children. “Every father wants their kid to mature, and you’re going to have some trials and tribulations in life, not just basketball,” Aaron Harrison Sr. said. “You hope that they come out the other side. And they did.”
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Aaron, left, and Andrew Harrison will play in the Final Four on Saturday 284 miles from their hometown of Richmond, Texas.
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Starting 5: Who has the edge?
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UK’S STARTING FIVE
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Andrew Harrison, freshman guard If his assist-to-turnover stays positive, the Cats’ offense runs smoothly.
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Edge: Harrison
Aaron Harrison, freshman guard Will he have to hit another shot in the closing seconds? He's shown the gumption to do it in recent games.
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WISCONSIN’S STARTING FIVE
Edge: Harrison
James Young, freshman guard His shot has been somewhat off in the tournament, but Young will have a height advantage against a small Wisconsin backcourt.
Randle, freshman forward #30 Julius There’s not much one can expect from Randle besides a double-double and a handful of bewildered stares at officials. He will be the best player on the court.
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Ben Brust, senior guard Brust is the most prolific 3-point shooter in Wisconsin history. He has to salivate when looking at the games other guards have had against UK.
Gasser, junior guard #21 Josh Gasser is known more for his rebounding (4.0 rebounds per game) and free-throw shooting (86 percent) than his overall scoring.
Jackson, junior guard #12 Traevon He’s been most effective when the game is in the balance, but Jackson’s size will be a detriment on defense.
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Sam Dekker, sophomore forward Dekker was the only highly-recruited player on the Badgers' roster and will likely go one-on-one with UK’s Julius Randle, a more physical player, on defense.
Edge: Randle
Dakari Johnson, freshman center Johnson was a liability on defense against Michigan on Sunday, so much so that freshman forward Marcus Lee played during late defensive possessions.
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Frank Kaminsky, junior forward Kaminsky’s ability to play anywhere in the halfcourt will dig UK’s interior defense out from in front of the rim.
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ROAD TO THE FINAL FOUR
Round of 64: UK 56, Kansas St. 49
Sweet 16: UK 74, Louisville 69
UK did nothing in its opening game of the NCAA Tournament to signal a Final Four run. Kansas State is a tough team to rout, but the Cats struggled offensively from the opening tip. It wasn’t a pretty game to watch, but UK grinded it out and did enough defensively to get a close second-round win.
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Round of 32: UK 78, Wichita St. 76
The Cats didn’t just raise their level of play against the Shockers, they played their best game of the season. Wichita State returned the favor, making for easily the best-played game of the season. The two teams traded punches for 40 minutes, exchanging runs and leads. UK got the important stops late in the game though, and hit its free throws to upset the previously undefeated Shockers.
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At this point, UK could sense its own momentum and went into a big in-state rivalry game with a lot of confidence. More than 41,000 people packed Lucas Oil Stadium in Indianapolis to see another instant classic. The Cardinals controlled nearly the entire game, but a 3-pointer from freshman guard Aaron Harrison with 39 seconds left put UK ahead for good. The Cats led for just 1:05, but saved much of that for when it mattered most.
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Elite Eight: UK 75, Michigan 72
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By this time, UK fans could sense something had changed in their Cats. A trip to the Final Four was on the line, and the sharpshooting Wolverines started fast. Without sophomore forward Willie Cauley-Stein, UK struggled at times to rebound and defend the paint consistently. But four 3-pointers in the last eight minutes from Aaron Harrison, including the go-ahead shot with 2.3 seconds left, pushed the Cats through. In just three weeks, they had gone from mediocrity to Midwest Regional Champions.
AMELIA ORWICK, MANAGING EDITOR UK 72, WISCONSIN 68
RACHEL WALKER, DESIGN EDITOR UK 76, WISCONSIN 70
MORGAN EADS, NEWS EDITOR UK 68, WISCONSIN 65
The Cats have a lot of momentum going into the Final Four, and I don't expect them to slow down now.
Las Vegas is picking UK by 2.5 points and 139.5 total points. However, last time the Cats surpassed what the bookies thought, and they’ll do it again.
KYLE ARENSDORF, ASSISTANT OPINIONS EDITOR UK 64, WISCONSIN 59
WILL WRIGHT, ASSISTANT NEWS EDITOR UK 76, WISCONSIN 65
UK will pull out a win at a narrow margin because they have a deeper team of talent. With players like Marcus Lee and Aaron Harrison heating up and showing their stuff in addition to those who have produced consistently, UK has the advantage.
Michigan was a better 3-point shooting team than Wisconsin is. If UK’s bigs can bottle up Frank Kaminsky, it won't bode well for the Badgers.
UK will win because they've beaten teams better than Wisconsin previously this year.
RACHEL ARETAKIS, EDITOR-IN-CHIEF UK 73, WISCONSIN 70
BECCA CLEMONS, 2012-13 EDITOR-IN-CHIEF UK 82, WISCONSIN 75
MATT OVERING, ASSISTANT SPORTS EDITOR WISCONSIN 64, UK 55
UK is riding high off of the Louisville and Michigan wins. I think they'll struggle at the beginning but pull through.
UK has proven that its deep tournament run wasn't a stroke of luck.
I don't think UK will be able to shoot in AT&T Stadium. Wisconsin, a team that prides itself on efficiency, will get quality looks while UK will settle for outside jumpers.
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DAVID SCHUH, MANAGING EDITOR UK 68, WISCONSIN 61 Wisconsin is a difficult matchup for any team, especially one that could be without its best interior defender. The Cats do, however, have a significant size and length advantage. The Badgers will use hot shooting and solid defense to hold close for much of the game, but UK will go on a big second-half run and overwhelm Wisconsin late. 04.04.14 | weekend timeout| 11
Wisconsin’s patience is hard to overcome
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After three dramatic, improbable wins in the last two weeks, UK is riding a wave of momentum to Dallas for the Final Four. Having already beaten three of 2013’s national semi-finalists, the Cats have been tested more than any team remaining in the tournament. But Wisconsin is so DAVID different from any team SCHUH UK has played this seaKernel son. The Badgers prescolumnist ent a whole new challenge. They are patient, almost to a fault. The Badgers spread the floor, pass the ball well and rarely take bad shots. UK will have to defend consistently because Wisconsin uses much of the shot clock and makes open shots. That has been the Cats’ biggest struggle throughout the year. For minutes at a time, they have softened on defense. That has obviously improved over the last four weeks, but Wisconsin’s style demands defensive discipline. That will be difficult with the unknown status of sophomore forward Willie Cauley-Stein. With an ailing left ankle that leaves Cauley-Stein questionable (at best) for Saturday, UK faces a matchup problem — Wisconsin junior forward Frank Kaminsky. Kaminsky, a 7-foot, 234-pound versatile nightmare, has averaged 22 points over his last three games, exploiting an ability to play in the post and step out to make 3-pointers. Cauley-Stein’s size and defensive versatility would make him a perfect counter to Kaminsky’s game. However, without Cauley-Stein, the only player with enough length and agility to even try to slow Kaminsky is UK freshman forward
Marcus Lee, who until Sunday had not played double-digit minutes in a game since Jan. 14. While the Cats are bigger and more athletic than the Badgers across the board, Wisconsin has advantages that could exploit UK’s youth and discipline. That has set up an interesting, contrasting matchup in Saturday’s second Final Four game. UK head coach John Calipari must have his team ready for the refined, systematic Badger offense. But they have a lot of time to prepare.
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(UK’s defense) has obviously improved ... but Wisconsin’s style demands defensive discipline.”
UK has had five days to practice and watch film for the game, a huge advantage over Wisconsin’s last victim, 1-seed Arizona. Given that preparation, I think the Cats will be ready for the Badgers. UK is playing offense at such a high level lately, even some matchup problems on defense haven’t hurt too much. The return of Cauley-Stein could make this a fairly convincing win. But without him, I see Wisconsin hanging tight for 30 minutes before the Cats make a run to create separation. Wisconsin is a difficult matchup for any team, especially a team as young and inconsistent as UK. But the Cats have solved many of those inconsistencies in the last month. If they can defend and score at the level they did in the Sweet 16 and Elite Eight, UK will book a spot in the National Championship.
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The real battle Saturday will be on State Street
PHOTO BY ANDY FATE | THE BADGER HERALD
Wisconsin students celebrate on State Street in Madison, Wis. on Saturday after the Badgers beat the 1-seeded Arizona Wildcats to reach the Final Four.
Cats and Badgers fans will sit anxiously on Saturday waiting for the outcome of the Final Four. It could all come down to the final moments of game and only one school will rise victorious. But the players here are not the basketball teams. The players are the fans, and this competition is the battle of the State Streets. RACHEL Ever since thousands ARETAKIS of fans attacked the street after the 2012 Final Four Editorgame, the quaint-looking in-Chief road near UK’s campus becomes the temporary host to fire, charred couches and police in riot gear during the tournament. Coincidently, Madison, Wis. also has a State Street near campus, where Badgers fans flocked after their team beat Arizona last weekend. “Students were just pouring onto the streets,” said Katherine Krueger, the editorin-chief of The Badger Herald, one of the university’s two student newspapers. “It was like a sea of red.” The road has risen to infamy during March Madness. #StateStreet was trending
nationally on Twitter last week when UK advanced to the Sweet 16 and then the Final Four. It continued trending after Wisconsin defeated Arizona to advance to the Final Four, too. Madison’s mile-long pedestrian street begins at a central administration building on campus and runs downtown to the Wisconsin State Capitol. Krueger described the celebration as typical “drunken celebratory antics,” where fans climbed on top of bus shelters and uprooted street signs, passing them through the crowd. The school’s marching band even showed up, playing the fight song as they marched down the street. But unlike Lexington’s State Street, there were no fires. It was a positive vibe, she said, with “plenty of boisterousness and drunkenness.” There were no arrests or injuries reported, she added. UK students are likely to take to State Street again if UK wins on Saturday and then again on Monday. Krueger expects the same. But it doesn’t matter which team wins. State Street, either in Wisconsin or Kentucky, will make the headlines. Let’s just hope there’s something left standing at the end of the night.
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tion that's grounded in reality, even as you aim for the stars. Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22) — Today is a 7 — Reduce speculation by announcing your plan. Today and tomorrow begin an expansion phase. Include travel and fun in the agenda. Make a promise, and put it in your schedule. Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) — Today is a 6 — Support a partner with financial paperwork like insurance or taxes. Every little bit counts. Consider practical details. Today and tomorrow favor financial review to save money. Make sure funds are there to cover upcoming events. A little planning goes a long way. Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) — Today is a 7 — Partnership and negotiation take priority today and tomorrow. Consult with experts on strategy. It's easier to delegate; someone else on the team wants to be more directive. Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) — Today is an 8 — There's plenty of work... you're extra busy and things could seem hectic or intense. Rely on your schedule, and move items forward as needed. Creative ideas abound, and you're in the thick of the excitement. Take frequent deep-breathing breaks, or go for little walks. Stay frugal and focused. Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) — Today is a 7 — Go back to basics, and follow the rules. Abandon far-out ideas, and go for low-hanging fruit. Confer with your team. You get some good press. A barrier is dissolving, or becoming unimportant. Set long-term goals with your sweetheart today and tomorrow. Attitude is everything. Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20) — Today is a 7 — Today and tomorrow favor making household decisions and changes. You and your partner have the energy for it now. Imagine sharing your cozy home with friends and family, and clean up with that vision. Play music that makes you dance. Snuggle into your lovelier space tonight. MCT
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Great 4 & 5 BR houses on campus. Renting fast! W/D included, good parking. Please call (859) 433-0956. Great properties for rent, right next to campus. Call about our special rates! (859) 6193232. www.myuk4rent.com.
New/nearly new 2-4BR homes. Only a few left. Very nice. Close to campus. Pet friendly. From $349/person. www.lexingtonhomeconsultants.com. Contact James McKee at (859) 221-7082 or jwmckeebroker@msn.com. Preleasing 1-6 bedroom units near Campus/Downtown. Visit www.myukapt.com and call (859)252-4656 to schedule a tour today! Wayne Michael is now pre-leasing 1-6BR houses for the Fall 2014 semester. http://www.waynemichaelproperties.com. (859) 513-1206.
1 Bedroom
1BR/1 BA studio located at 562 Woodland Ave. $525/month, includes water. Call Jon at (502) 552-7216 for details. Condos at 145 Virginia Ave. Walk to campus. 1 BR/1 BA. W/D. $850/month plus electric and gas. Contact (859) 285-1361, (859) 3882000 or www.mpmlex.com. Efficiency/1 BR- Preleasing for July/August. 1 block to UK! Walking distance to downtown! Starting at $385. Some include utilities, W/D, parking. Call (859)523-2363 or www.touchstonerentals.com. UK/Chevy Chase. 1 BR, one person. $650/month. Bills paid. Hardwood, quiet area. Call (859) 539-3306.
2 Bedroom
2 BR apartment. Vaulted ceilings, W/D, private parking, huge rooms. Walk to UK. No pets. Contact jennyfinley@twc.com or (859) 494-5624. 2 BR-Preleasing for July/August. 1 block to UK! Walking distance to downtown! Starting at $395/BR. W/D, parking. Call (859) 523-2363 or www.touchstonerentals.com. For rent/sale: 2 BR/1.5 BA condo. Gated community, W/D, pool. $850/month, water included. 2.5 miles from campus, located on Nicholasville Rd. inside New Circle. Contact (859) 489-0060 or jessica.laswell@yahoo.com.
3 Bedroom
3 BR-Preleasing for July/August. 1 block to UK! Walking distance to downtown! Starting at $395/BR. W/D, parking. Call (859) 523-2363 or www.touchstonerentals.com.
3 BR/2.5 BA townhouse. Available July/August. Open floor plan. Large bedrooms. Walk to campus. W/D, dishwasher. Parking included. $990/month. Call (859) 533-2581. A must see! Spacious 3BR/2BA house next to campus. $1,200/month plus utilities. AC, new W/D, covered deck, big back yard, detached garage. (859) 317-0546. Deluxe 3BR/2BA apartments, 8-minute walk to campus. One available now, some available Fall 2014 pre-lease. No pets. All electric. Assigned parking. 277-4680 or 619- 2468. Going fast! 3BR/2BA large apartment preleasing for August. Near campus. W/D, dishwasher, all electric, energy efficient, parking. Contact Adam at (859) 338-8243.
4 Bedroom
4 BR/2 BA house. XL bedrooms, walk to UK, Virginia Avenue area. W/D, private parking. No pets. $1,550/month. Aug 1-July 31. Jennyfinley@twc.com or (859)494-5624. 4 BR/2 BA near campus. Starting at $335/bedroom. Worry-Free Utilities. W/D, parking, porch/deck. Call/Text (859) 3331388 or jessie@kampusproperties.com. 4 BR/2.5 BA town homes, preleasing for August 2014. Red Mile Square Townhomes. 2car garage option, ceiling fans, W/D, all electric, security systems, private patios and large decks. Walking distance to campus and Red Mile busline. Contact (859) 288-5601 or mprentals@netbusiness.com. 4BR/4BA luxury townhouse next to JDI Tavern, brand new construction. 2 blocks to Rupp, walking distance to campus. 2 car garage. Large BR, security system. All electric. Large deck, appliances included. $2,200/month. Available August. Call Jeff (859) 489-0908. FURNISHED, NICE 3BR/2BA CAMPUS DOWNS. Off street parking, full size W/D, 3 blocks from campus & Limestone. All utilities & Time Warner Cable included. $1455/month, available early Aug. 2014. Call Darrell (502) 593-4993. Now pre-leasing fall semester. 4 BR/2 BA houses. 627, 628, 729 Addison Ave. & 505 Pyke Rd. Free security system. www.waynemichaelproperties.com or call (859) 5131206 to schedule a showing. Pre-leasing for Fall 2014: 4 BR/2 BA. W/D, all electric, all appliances. Close to campus on Euclid. Off-street parking. Call (859) 6193713.
Preleasing for fall: 4 BR houses off Euclid. Includes W/D. Contact Integra Properties at (859) 428-8271 or www.integraky.com.
5 Bedroom
4 & 5 BR units available. Near campus, W/D, off-street parking, pets allowed. (859) 519-9466, @UKCampusRentals or steve@lexingtonrentalhomes.net. 5 BR near Campus. $360/bedroom. Worryfree Utilities. Huge rooms. Awesome yards/decks. W/D. Great Maintenance. Call/Text (859)333-1388 or jessie@kampusproperties.com. 5 BR/2 BA. Central heat/air, W/D connections, offstreet parking. $1,500/month plus utilities. 608 E. High St., across from Woodland Park. Available August. (859)338-7005. 5 BR/2 BA. Cheap utilities, W/D hook up. Private backyard with deck. Plenty of parking. Walking distance to campus. $425/person. Call (859) 475-3676. 5 BR/3.5BA town homes, preleasing for August 2014. Red Mile Square Townhomes. Ceiling fans, W/D, all electric, security systems, private patios and large decks. Walking distance to campus and Red Mile busline. Contact (859) 288-5601 or mprentals@netbusiness.com. Now Pre-Leasing Fall semester. All new 5 BR/2 BA. 725 Addison Ave. & 308 S. Broadway Park. Hardwood flooring ,W/D, flat screen TV. Free security system, parking. www.waynemichaelproperties.com or call (859) 513-1206 to schedule a showing.
6 Bedroom
6 BR/2 BA. Central heat/air, W/D connections, offstreet parking. $1,600/month plus utilities. 608 E. High St., across from Woodland Park. Available August. (859)338-7005. 6 BR/3 BA-walk to campus! $360/BR. Worry-free Utilities. Huge rooms, W/D. Parking & porch/deck. Call/text (859) 3331388 or jessie@kampusproperties.com.
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For Rent
Come cook with us at University Trails! Offering resort style grills, a spacious, pet friendly community, and all-inclusive rent at $399! Call (859) 258-2039 for affordable student living. Sublease needed now. Female or male student. Call landlord/owner Dennis at (859) 983-0726 or www.sillsbrothers.com.
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Attn Graduating Students: In need of FT Ophthalmic Technician. No exp necessary, will train. Competitive pay & benefits. Send resumes to busymedicalpractice@gmail.com Beginning Riding Instructor, Barn Chores, Summer Camps. Positive, Outgoing, Honest person needed for farm in Lexington. $8-$10/hour, PT. Call (859) 806-1000. Busy Physical Therapy clinic looking for PT tech help. 20-30 hours/week. Contact Dr. Ron Pavkovich, Advantage Physical Therapy at (859) 263-8080 or ron@advantageptlex.com. Customer service position at Sonny’s Cleaners. Mon-Fri, 3-6 p.m. Call for an appointment. 804 Chevy Chase Place. (859) 2667705. Idle Hour Country Club now hiring college students for entry level a la carte and banquet servers, bussers and bartenders. PT including a.m. and p.m., weekends and holidays. Attractive wages, uniforms and meals with a fantastic working environment! Flexible scheduling around your summer classes. Apply in person Tues-Sun, 10 a.m.-7 p.m. No phone calls please. 1815 Richmond Rd. Lexington Country Club hiring seasonal help for servers, server assistants, culinary team, service team and golf shop merchandiser. Apply in person at 2550 Paris Pike. Lifeguards and pool managers needed. Professional Pool Management is hiring for clubs and waterparks in Lexington, Louisville, Richmond and Frankfort. $8– $15/hour. Email brad40965@aol.com for application. Mowing, Trimming, Odd Jobs for small farm and residence in Lexington. $8-$10/ hour, PT. Call (859) 806-1000. Need PT experienced cashier, and sales people with equine apparel knowledge for Rolex Three-Day Event, April 24-27. Wage and benefits included. Contact info@bobmicklers.com. O’Charley’s on Nicholasville Road now hiring enthusiastic FT/PT servers, guest assistants and cooks for a fun, fast-paced environment with flexible hours. Interested candidates may apply directly at apply.ocharleys.jobs/212. Plastic surgery office near campus seeking PT accounting assistant/bookkeeper. Accounting major preferred. Email resume and availability to matt@multi-specialty.org. PT bartender/server at Spring Valley Golf Club. Experience preferred but not required. Apply by calling (859) 983-1080 or send resume to springvalleygc@qx.net. PT cashier. Apply in person Mon-Sat. 8 a.m.-2 p.m. Chevy Chase Hardware, 883 E. High St. (859) 269-9611. PT photographers and sales staff needed. Must be available Saturdays. $12/hour. Reply to eventsimageanji@aol.com.
Researchers at the University of Kentucky are conducting studies concerning the effects of alcohol and are looking for male & female social drinkers 21-35 years of age. Volunteers paid to participate. Call (859) 257- 5794. Researchers at the University of Kentucky are looking for individuals 21–45 years of age who have received a DUI in the last 2 years to participate in a study looking at behavioral and mental performance. Participants are compensated for their time and participation is completely confidential. For more information, call (859) 257-5794. Salvage Building Materials hiring FT/PT general warehouse help. Flexible hours, no experience needed. Apply: 572 Angliana Ave., Mon-Sat, 9-5, or cabinetkings.com/job_vacancy.html. (859)255-4700. The Cellar Bar and Grille now hiring servers, hostesses and cooks. Please apply in person. 3256 Lansdowne Dr. Tots Landing seeking PT afternoon assistants. Current TB skin test required. Hours may vary, pay based on experience. Email resume to totslanding3@windstream.net. Vincent Fister, Inc. is hiring for summer positions. $500 end of summer bonus. Starting at $10/hour. No experience required. Apply in person at 2305 Palumbo Dr. or call 859266-2153.
Professional Services
Clinical Group Supervision offered for SW and CADC candidates. Groups offered Saturdays from 10- noon. Call or email Kimberly Snapp, LCSW, CADC, for more information. 859-340-9119 or kimsnapp@trainingsunlimited.com.
Real Estate For Sale
UK PARENTS! Gated “The Oaks” 3BR/3.5BA condo. Carports, 2,000+ sf. Furniture, appliances FREE. ‘Estate’. Only $159,900. Rector Hayden Realtors, Call/text John Fister (859) 533-8777.
Roommates Wanted
Roommate needed. Two girls looking for third starting in August. Female student only. Call landlord/owner Dennis at (859) 983-0726 or www.sillsbrothers.com. Seeking one female student to share 3BR condo with 2 oth females. Walk to class. Only need bedroom furniture. $365/month, includes water, electric, cable & internet. Available 8/15/14-8/15/15. (859)814-7049 or ronbrowning@fuse.net.
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