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PHOTO BY EMILY WUETCHER I STAFF Stanley ‘Boom’ Williams and Patrick Towles pose for a picture on media day in Commonwealth Stadium on Aug. 8.

Bowl game or bust Williams, Towles aim for six wins in third year under head coach Mark Stoops

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Two seasons down, players looking forward UK searches for first bowl game since 2010 with renewed energy By Derek Terry dterry@kykernel.com

It’s Mark Stoops’ third season in Lexington, but it’s the first season where fans are expecting results out of the UK football program. After inheriting a program that had fallen on hard times under the leadership of former head coach Joker Phillips, Stoops and his staff have spent the last two seasons building a roster they hope can compete week in and week out in the Southeastern Conference. Six wins and a bowl game is the next realistic step in Stoops’ aim to turn the Cats into a Southeastern Conference contender. An influx of talent — albeit young and inexperienced in some areas — and the

opening of the renovated Commonwealth Stadium on Sept. 5 once again has the UK fan base energized. “We need to take the next step,” Stoops said. “We need to be more disciplined in our approach and more consistent. That is the bottom line. So I think that’s what’s exciting to me that these guys are eager.” It looked as though Stoops had the Cats way ahead of their rebuilding schedule after jumping out to a 5-1 start last season. However, UK went on to lose its final six games by an average of 22.3 points per game. The final six games were a disappointment to what had been a promising start to the season for UK players. Despite last season’s disastrous finish,

running back Stanley “Boom” Williams still believes there’s been a turnaround for the football program. “There’s just a new energy here in Kentucky,” Williams said. “When you walk into the stadium, you can feel it. New players, new coaches, everything is just brand new around here. Quarterback Patrick Towles, who won the starting job for a second straight season, has not been shy about his expectations. During an interview with Paul Finebaum on the SEC Network, Towles said the Cats have the potential to win the SEC East. “I think we can get to Atlanta,” Towles said. “I can say that with as much confidence as I’ve got. We’ve got the pieces

in place, we’ve got the coaches and we’ve got the guys. I’m confident in my receivers, my offensive line and my defense. We have leaders all around, and I have no doubt in my mind that we have the talent to get to Atlanta.” Despite all the high hopes the players have, Stoops said this season wouldn’t be defined by a set number of wins. “Just improvement across the board. You know I’m not going to fall into that trap that some of our players have,” Stoops said. “If they want to talk about a bowl game and all that, fine, but we’ve got one game. We can’t get two, right? So we got to take care of business one week at a time and one day at a time.” Athletic director Mitch

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PHOTO BY ADAM PENNAVARIA I STAFF UK football head coach Mark Stoops waves to fans during the Cat Walk before the Kentucky Wildcats face the Mississippi State Bulldogs at Commonwealth Stadium on Saturday, Oct. 25, 2014.

Barnhart also wouldn’t say outright that a bowl game is the expectation for UK this season. “You just want to make progress, we have seen this group of players to get better

with the staff and the growth of individuals or by position or off the field in recruiting,” Barnhart said. “We just need to see improvement and that’s what I like most.”

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‘Boom’ Williams to build off last season’s success By Derek Terry dterry@kykernel.com

Sophomore running back Stanley ‘Boom’ Williams is looking to become a household name in college football this season. The Monroe, Ga., native rushed for 486 yards and five touchdowns on the ground and brought life back to the kick return game by collecting 511 yards off of returns. His ability to make plays in the return game earned him Freshman All-American honors. As Williams enters his sophomore season, he figures

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If we go out there and execute ... there’s no one out there that can stop us.” ‘BOOM’ WILLIAMS, running back

to play a more prominent role in the offense, only this time under a new offensive coordinator. Shannon Dawson was brought in from West Virginia to replace Neal Brown, who was hired as the head coach at Troy. When the new offense was installed in the spring, it didn’t take Williams long to buy into what Dawson was selling. “We all believed in Coach Dawson when he first came in,” Williams said. “It’s a very good offense. We believe in it, and he believes in us. We feel like this offense that we have now, if we go out there and execute and do the things that we need to do to be successful, there’s no one out there that can stop us. It’s going to be challenging at times, but we’re looking forward to the challenge.” Dawson’s offense relies on versatile running backs. Backs must be able to not only run the ball, but also catch the ball out of the backfield and provide blocking for the quarterback during pass plays. After watching Williams’ film from last season, Dawson knew that he had a running back that can make plays in a variety of

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CATS ON OFFENSE

CATS ON DEFENSE

COORDINATOR

Shannon Dawson, first season at UK, eighth overall as offensive coordinator. Replaces Neal Brown, who took over as head coach at Troy.

D.J. Eliot, third season at UK, third season overall as coordinator.

POSITION COACHES

Shannon Dawson, quarterbacks; Chad Scott, running backs; Tommy Mainord, wide receivers; Vince Marrow, tight ends; John Schlarman, offensive line.

Jimmy Brumbaugh, defensive line; Andy Buh, outside linebackers; D.J. Eliot, inside linebackers; Derrick Ansley, secondary coach.

SCHEME

Air raid. UK will rely on a passing scheme to set up the run game.

Multiple variations between a three defensive-linemen and four-linebacker front along with a four defensive lineman and three-inebacker front.

RETURNING STARTERS

Jordan Swindle, offensive lineman; Ramsey Meyers, offensive lineman; Jon Toth, offensive lineman; Zach West, offensive lineman; Ryan Timmons, wide receiver; Joey Herrick, wide receiver; Patrick Towles, quarterback; Austin MacGinnis, kicker.

Melvin Lewis, nose tackle; Josh Forrest, inside linebacker; Ryan Flannigan, inside linebacker; Jason Hatcher, outside linebacker; Cody Quinn, cornerback; A.J. Stamps, safety; Marcus McWilson, safety.

OUTLOOK

While the offense still lacks experience in some areas, it is the most talented group UK has had since 2007. Patrick Towles enters his second season as the starter and looks to take a big leap forward from his decent numbers his sophomore season. The running back core features four running backs, led by Williams, who is the most explosive player on the Cats’ offense. He rushed for 486 yards last season. Mikel Horton, Jojo Kemp and freshman Sihiem King are all capable of making big plays. At wide receiver, the Cats have size — four receivers are 6-3 or taller —and feature the most talented, deepest group in recent memory. Ryan Timmons is back after catching 45 passes for 536 yards and two touchdowns last season. Garrett Johnson, Blake Bone and Dorian Baker all have the potential to break out and have big sophomore seasons. True freshman C.J. Conrad is expected to give the Cats a legit pass catching threat, something UK has missed since Jacob Tamme departed the program.

The big question mark for the UK defense in 2015 is finding a way to replace NFL defensive linemen Bud Dupree and Za’Darius Smith. Farrington Huguein looks to fill the void at one end spot, while Jason Hatcher (who is suspended for the first two games of the season) along with freshman redshirt Denzil Ware and Jabari Johnson look to fill the void at the other end spot. Forrest and Flannigan are improved at linebacker, but the secondary still has concerns. Freshman Chris Westry has replaced two-year starter Fred Tiller at one cornerback spot and senior Cody Quinn is fighting off competition from sophomore Kendall Randolph and freshmen Derrick Baity. A.J. Stamps, who had a team-leading four interceptions last year, returns as the leader in the secondary. Junior Marcus McWilson is slotted to start as the other safety position, but the Cats have built solid depth behind the two. Freshmen redshirts Mike Edwards and Darius West have received praise from Stoops during the fall and true freshman Marcus Walker could receive playing time.

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Freshman tight end poised to be playmaker History of bad tight ends could come to end with four-star prospect By Josh Ellis sports@kykernel.com

PHOTO BY EMILY WUETCHER I STAFF C.J. Conrad poses for a picture on media day in Commonwealth Stadium on Aug. 8.

The UK football program hasn’t had a reliable passcatching tight end since Jacob Tamme put on the blue and white from 2004-07. In fact, tight ends for UK have combined for only 148 catches for 1,563 yards and nine touchdowns in the seven seasons since Tamme graduated. Those days seem to be numbered, however, as the Cats welcomed early enrollee and four-star prospect C.J. Conrad into the program in January. The 6-foot-5, 245-pound freshman caught the eyes of head coach Mark Stoops and the rest of the coaching staff during spring practice, making Tamme-esque plays with his savvy route-running and ability to catch the football. The departure of tight ends Steven Borden and Ronnie Shields from last year’s team meant that Conrad would have a chance to start as a freshman.

Despite having hernia surgery in the spring, the depth chart for the first game against Louisiana Lafayette revealed that Conrad would be the starting tight end for the Cats. He becomes the first tight end to start as a true freshman since Jordan Aumiller did so in 2010. The chance to play early was inticing for the Lagrange,

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fact that I got the opportunity to get a chance to compete and start here was very appealing.” Conrad proved during his senior season at Keystone High School that he’s a versatile tight end who can bring balance to the position. He reeled in 55 receptions for 752 yards and 10 receiving touchdowns, along with one rushing touchdown and one punt return

If we can throw it down the field to him every time, I will.” SHANNON DAWSON, offensive coordinator

Ohio native. “The fact that there’s just (Darryl Long) and (Greg Hart) – you don’t see that a lot. A lot of places you come visit, there’s a lot of tight ends in the room,” Conrad said. “I played as a freshman in high school so I’m used to never sitting. The

for a TD. Offensive coordinator Shannon Dawson has been impressed with Conrad’s athletic ability. “If we can throw it down the field to him every time, I will,” Dawson said. “If you have a guy who’s athletic enough to

create space and routes – great. I think we definitely have those guys.” Dawson understands that though he may have a talented freshman like Conrad, the depth at tight end isn’t ideal. Hart transferred in from Nebraska but will have to sit out the 2015 season, leaving Long as the only other eligible tight end availabe on UK’s roster. Dawson said UK would have multiple formations and personnel this season, with and without the tight ends. The positive for the true freshman is that he believes his impact on the field and ability to be a two-dimensional tight end will not only set up him, but the entire UK offense up for success. “I can make plays up field and just be that tight end that they haven’t had in a while,” Conrad said. “You can run with me, you can pass with me. You have a guy that can block and make plays – the defense will have to second-guess what play we’re going to run.”

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When in the bluegrass, tailgate like a Wildcat. To tailgate like a Wildcat, one must have the perfect outfit. Gone are the days of jeans and T-shirts from high school football games. Instead, SEC style dictates a much more sophisticated look. Saturdays during football season call for the blue and white! Before you head out to the local boutiques in search of this year’s must-have looks, check out KRNL fashion’s advice on mixing it up this fall: plenty of school spirit, but with a twist. Blue dresses and cowboy boots will still prevail, but there are other options and trends that are making style statements at the stadium. One easy go-to is blue tops with white shorts, which are cute and comfy. Pair these with your favorite pair of boots (and a UK

face tattoo); Commonwealth, here we come! Mix this outfit up by playing with interesting patterns, textures and fabrics. Blue or white jumpsuits are also simple, yet chic. Add wedges and you’ll have legs for days. White dresses; the classic tailgating outfit. Add a slight variation by styling it with a blue statement necklace for the perfect accessory. Blue nail polish completes the look. Play with your personal style. There is no exact formula for the perfect game day style because the best outfits are the ones that are unique to you. Wear what you feel most comfortable in to bring out the most confident side of you. The most important thing is that you are representing the Cats well! We want to see what you are rocking on game day. Use #KernelsofKampus to show us your style.

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Grab bowling shoes, football on the rise It’s best to temper your optimism, but hopes are high for a reason Optimism is a word usually not tied together with UK football and it’s not hard to see why. After last season’s Contributing “fooled you again” 5-1 start Columnist and the “oh there they are” 0-6 finish, the breadth of optimism is as wide as the expectations. So in accordance with that notion, expectations will be tempered here; however, expect UK to go bowling this year. JOSHUA HUFF

PHOTO BY EMILY WUETCHER I STAFF Jordan Swindle and Jon Toth pose for a picture on media day in Commonwealth Stadium on Aug. 8, 2015.

Veteran front line the strength to UK’s SEC-caliber offense After three years with same teammates, Toth, Swindle poised to lead By Josh Ellis sports@kykernel.com

In a league where games are won and lost in the trenches, Mark Stoops and the UK football program can finally say it has an SEC-caliber offensive line. Returning four of five starters from last year, UK now has its most experienced offensive line in the Stoops era – a line that could propel the Cats into the 2015 postseason. Last year the Cats’ offensive line had a combined 74 career starts between the bruisers up front. That unit allowed 34 sacks (2.83 per game), and finished the season ranked 101 out of 128 teams. This year the career starts between the returning offensive linemen jumps to 95. After facing first round NFL Draft picks year after year,

this year’s experienced line is poised to have a much-improved ranking when it comes to sacks allowed. Leader and most experienced of the bunch is senior Jordan Swindle, who was moved from right tackle to left tackle in the spring. Swindle began his career at right tackle, starting ten games as a freshman and all 12 games his sophomore and junior year. Understanding that this group has been together for three years now, Swindle feels more comfortable with his fellow linemen now more than ever. “We’ve just been around each other (another) year and we’re playing well together,” Swindle said. “We’re learning the little idiosyncracies of playing with somebody next to you that you’ve been with for three years now.”

Along with Swindle, junior center Jon Toth will be another anchor on this year’s offensive line. During his freshman year, Toth started all but one game and was named to the All-SEC Freshman Team. He started every game last season and looks to build upon last years success. “I think we’ve all got one year under our belts and we have a lot of returning starters from last year, so it’s good to have that experience going into this year,” Toth said. Lining up between Swindle and Toth at left guard will be another upperclassman with ample experience – Zach West. West is a three-year starter at the left guard position and will feel as comfortable as ever seeing two familiar faces next to him. Switching over to the right side of the line will be return-

ing starter Ramsey Myers. The 6-foot-4, 320-pound sophomore started all 12 games last year and was named to the AllSEC Freshman Team. The only hole the Cats have to fill this season is finding a starter at right tackle. Sophomore Kyle Meadows and true freshman George Asafo-Adjei both competed for the starting job for much of fall camp, but migraines limited Meadows for more than a week of camp. Stoops also announced on Monday that Meadows would be suspended for the first game for a violation of team rules, meaning that Asafo-Adjei, who is a mammoth 6-foot-5, 325-pounds will be making the start in his first career game. While the offense is deep and talented at every position, it will rely on the strength of the offensive line to give them time to create plays.

Scouting report: Cats in 2015

Here’s how UK football will hit the field on offense and defense By Nick Gray sports@kykernel.com

UK is deeper and more talented on both sides of the ball in 2015. Here’s how the team stacks up on offense and defense. Offense — When UK runs the ball: The untrained eye will see many of the same formations — spread out looks with three and four receivers and quarterback Patrick Towles in the shotgun — that the Cats employed with offensive coordinator Neal Brown. New offensive coordinator Shannon Dawson has tinkered with the look and shape of UK’s offense. If spring and fall camps are indicative, Dawson will tend to call less designed runs for Towles. Moving away from quarterback runs should not

mean less running altogether; there will be plenty of runs and touches for the Cats’ four running backs to have this year. Stanley Williams will get chances in space. When UK passes the ball: Towles’s inconsistencies aside, he showed a lack of ability throughout the year to make intermediate throws, especially on third down. What separates the country’s elite from Towles is the ability to complete a 14yard pass on third and 12. Too often last season, UK ran the ball on those situations, almost infuriatingly so in late-game situations such as against Missouri and Louisville. Depending on how much of a lasting impact West Virginia coach Dana Holgorsen had on Dawson, we may see more of a vertical passing game, and it would be a welcome addition

to see some vertical creativity added. Towles certainly has the tools within himself and with his receiving corps, especially now that the Cats — presumably — have a capable tight end in C.J. Conrad. Defense — When the opponent runs the ball: UK’s success in stopping the run in a new-look 3-4 defense lies within the front three lineman and the two inside linebackers. The nose tackle cannot get turned by double teams and especially by a lone center. The defensive ends, which usually line up directly over or to the inside of the offensive tackle, have to be able to hold ground. UK’s interior defensive line should be better at doing this, especially if Melvin Lewis has improved like coach Mark Stoops believes. Josh Forrest and Ryan Flan-

nigan adapted well last season in being at the right place at the right time more often than at the start. But 240-pound men cannot shed the blocks of 310-pound offensive linemen easily. The defensive line has to make an impact and must require more than single teams. When the opponent throws the ball: UK’s starting secondary is young at cornerback and somewhat veteran at safety. Behind them, the depth is talented but unproven. A.J. Stamps is the star, and can cover a lot of ground while being an above average run helper. Opponents will test Marcus McWilson down the field, at least early on. Stoops has been impressed with freshmen safeties Mike Edwards and Darius West, so expect them to play early.

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of every game to see what he could do differently to help his team improve. “I’ve worked on every aspect of my game,” Williams said. “From last year to this year, everyone will be able to see a big difference. Physically, I lost a little weight but I got stronger and a little faster. It’s been a great summer working out and getting better.” Despite believing that he’s a back that could be a 1,000 yard rusher and among the best in the Southeastern Conference, Williams refuses to place any one goal for his sophomore campaign. “I’m not going to put a limit on myself,” Williams said. “I’m just going to go out there and give my best and my all and wherever I end up at the end of the day, that’s where I’ll be. I believe in my teammates that they’re going to put me in position to make plays and I’m going to do the same for them.”

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PHOTO BY EMILY WUETCHER I STAFF Stanley Boom Williams poses for a picture in Commonwealth Stadium on Aug. 8, 2015.

ways. “He has a dynamic skillset,” Dawson said. “The kid can obviously outrun everybody on the field on both teams, which is a big plus. All we have to do is get the ball in his hands when he’s outrunning everybody.” “Again, with running backs it’s really overall with me, we have to find ways to get them the ball in a lot of different settings. Boom is no different. We have to be able to get him the ball in a lot of different ways.” While Williams’ speed has been a big part of his playmaking ability, the 5-foot-9, 196-pound back spent the offseason improving in other areas of his game. After the season ended, Williams watched film

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UL-Lafayette Sept. 5 at Commonwealth Stadium UK wins: A new quarterback, new defensive coaching staff and a mediocre UL-Lafayette passing game awaits the first game for UK at the renovated stadium. Hype, along with superior talent should stifle a Ragin Cajuns team that has gone 9-4 the past four seasons. UK loses: If running back Elijah McGuire, 2014 Sun Belt Player of the Year, is unleashed and UK resorts back to a 2014 run defense that gave up 305 yards to Georgia, 326 yards to Mississippi State and 303 to LSU, this will be one stadium opening for the ages, just not for the right reasons. Outcome: UK 42, UL-Lafayette 10 (1-0)

V.S. South Carolina Sept. 12 at Williams-Brice Stadium UK wins: If not for a few blocked passes that happened to fall into UK’s eager hands last season, this game wouldn’t be a redemption game for USC. At home, angry, and with a new defensive system, the odds that the Gamecocks fall short again to the cellar-dwellers of the SEC East are slim. UK loses: USC’s front-runner at quarterback, Connor Mitch, threw six passes last year. With running back Mike Davis gone, the Cats’ focus shifts to stifling receiver Pharoh Cooper. UK’s offense will also need to take advantage of USC sorting through its new base 4-3 defense. Outcome: USC 28, UK 24 (1-1)

V.S. Florida Sept. 19 at Commonwealth Stadium UK wins: Yes, Florida hired offensive-guru Jim McElwain, but he still has to work with the pieces left behind by Will Muschamp. A lack of talent at quarterback and question marks at receiver, the bulk of the load will fall on tailback Kelvin Taylor. UK might finally have a defensive advantage, but the offense will need to funnel its 2014 performance against the Gators onto the bright lights of Commonwealth. UK loses: Florida’s 28-game series winning streak, enough said. Outcome: UK 35, Florida 31 (2-1)

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Missouri Sept. 26 at Commonwealth Stadium UK wins: Last season’s loss to Missouri was about as ugly as a game can get. The loss of a stout Missouri defensive front should translate to more rushing yards for Williams and company. Missouri quarterback Maty Mauk has limited experience at receiver and UK’s playing at home. UK loses: Missouri always seems to get it done. Mauk is one of the most experienced quarterbacks in the league; he’s 14-4 in games he’s started. Tailback Russell Hansbrough rushed for 1,084 yards and 10 touchdowns in 2014 and looks to add plenty more. Missouri’s defensive depth in the back is on par with the best in the country. UK will have trouble finding creases in a back seven with the likes of linebackers Michael Scherer and Kentrell Brothers. Outcome: UK 17, Missouri 28 (2-2)

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Eastern Kentucky Oct. 3 at Commonwealth Stadium UK wins: A game UK needs to win before it heads into a brutal four-game stretch. I’m not sure how much of a factor the recent history of the two will play into it, but regardless UK has the significant talent advantage. UK loses: The battle for bragging rights means more to the Colonels than for a UK team bracing for the upcoming SEC onslaught. Outcome: UK 49, EKU 14 (3-2)

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EDITORIAL

Students must rally in support of rape victims Clothes, alcohol, drugs and circumstances do not make people the victims of rape — other human beings do. Sadly our society does little to combat stigmas that damage rape victims and promote a culture where sexual exploitation exists — what sociologists call “rape culture.” Rape and sexual assault affect every demographic and every area of the country, and yet according to the preliminary results of the Campus Attitude Toward Safety (CATS) survey released this week, 44 percent of students believed sexual violence was not a problem at UK. According to the Bluegrass Rape Crisis Center, 1 in 9 adult women in Kentucky has been forcibly raped, which does not include the cases where alcohol or drugs were involved or cases of attempted rape, statutory rape and sexual violence. In America, about 1 in 5 women surveyed said they had been raped or had experienced an attempted rape at some point in their lives. The statistics on college campuses across the country reflect this national trend, with studies showing that 1 in 5 girls will be sexually assaulted in college. Although sexual assault is a problem that disproportionately affects women, men do suffer from the crime as well. About 1 in 33 American men have experienced an attempted or completed rape at some point in their lives, and rape is an epidemic in the prison system, with 200,000 male prisoners reportedly being raped every year. Apathy and ignorance toward the problem devalues the severity of the crime and is the equivalent of telling these victims that the damage to their image, sense of self-

worth, physical well-being and psychological damage does not matter. We don’t blame murder victims for their role in being murdered, or say that murder is just “boys being boys” and murderers shouldn’t be punished severely. But there is a large portion of our society that does in rape cases. The shame and humilation should fall on the rapist, not the victim. One of the reasons there are so many cases of unreported rape is victims receive retaliation and scorn from those connected to the rapists and even the people who should be supporting the victim. More than half of students who responded to the survey said the accused person or his/her friends would retaliate against them for reporting the assault. This is a sound fear considering many assume women are just crying wolf and accusing people for attention. If someone calls the police saying someone has murdered or is trying to murder their family, does the responder doubt them or make every effort to capture the murderer and help the victims? There was a significant percentage of students who suspected that someone was being led away to be assaulted without proper consent or heard someone confess to rape. We can’t afford to sit by and assume things will work themselves out. Hold rapists accountable and support victims if the crime becomes public. The only way we are going to put an end to rape culture is by rallying around victims, and rallying against sexual assault. Email opinions@kykernel. com

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No change without legislation

Congress must act on student debt with refinancing or forgiveness America: the land of the free, and the home of the anything-but. In case you were not aware of the crippling debt crisis looming over most college graduates, or you have an apathy toward it best demonstrated by the majority of the U.S. Senate, take this moment to appreciate students’ years of hard work — before the cost of it buries them. About 40 million Americans have at least one student loan, which all adds up to $1.2 trillion of debt, according to data collected by Experian from 2008 to 2014. Experian’s 2014 study on student loan debt revealed the average balance of a student with loans is $29,000. Many of us will graduate with student loans, especially with the rising cost of tuition, cost of housing and the lack of well-paying jobs for students.

According to the Institute for College Access and Success, 59 percent of Kentucky college graduates in 2013 left with a diploma and an average of $24,693 in student loan

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Without legislative change, this may become a hole we can not climb out of.”

debt. At UK that same year, 41 percent of graduates, 4,022 students, had student loan debt, the average of which was

MCT 2014 Graphic showing student debt according to income class.

$25,102, according to the Institute for College Access and Success. The point of going to college is to get an education, graduate and get a “big kid job” that pays well, so one can travel, raise a family, drive a nice mid-

sized car and retire to Florida. However, with an average of nearly $29,000 of student loan debt and interest rates that could reach upwards of 9 percent, paying off student debt

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ADAM PENNAVARIA Beer Columnist

Ahoy there, beer snobs! Hope everyone’s getting back into the swing of classes and meetings and all the other thrilling activities that take away from your drinking time. We’re lucky enough to live in a city that holds five of Kentucky’s breweries (the only other real Kentucky contender being Louisville, which has two), so the craft beer scene is laid out before us very nicely. For this week’s column, I will be rating my five favorite Kentucky beers. 1. Country Boy Brewing’s Papaw’s Red Ale (9%) This American Strong Ale is aged for nine months to a year in Pappy Van Winkle barrels, giving it a strong bourbon feel with notes of oak, vanilla and brown sugar. It poured a smooth, rich brick red and ended in a barely noticeable head. This beer is a dream come true for bourbon lovers. This beer would be best paired

with a hearty steak and potatoes dinner. It’s available only in extremely limited quantities though, so keep an eye out for Country Boy’s release events, you don’t want to miss it the next time it comes around! 2. West Sixth Pay It Forward Cocoa Porter (7%) Made with direct trade organic cocoa nibs, this is a beer you just feel great about drinking. It pours almost completely black with a minimal khakicolored head, which hovered at the top of the beer for quite a while. You don’t need to get your nose wet to catch the delightful aromas of chocolate, roasted nuts and coffee. The taste is rich in dark malts and smoky caramel. This porter straddles the line between dessert beer and dinner beer exceptionally well. 3. Alltech’s Peach Barrel Wheat Ale (8%) I’m not typically a fan of fruity beers, but this ale holds a sweet spot in my heart. I’ve only been lucky enough to run across this gem once since I reached drinking age. Another American Strong Ale, Alltech’s summer beer is perfect for everything from porch sitting

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to spending the day on the lake. Like Papaw’s Red Ale, the Peach Barrel Wheat Ale is aged in bourbon barrels to give it a strong bourbon flavor and smell. It pours a light, almost pear-ish color with a miniscule, off white head. As one Internet reviewer put it, “This stuff is what bad decisions and hangovers are made from.” 4. Blue Stallion Smoked Lager (5.7%) The vast majority of Blue Stallion’s beers have a German flair (dunkels, pilsners, hefeweizens). The smoked lager stole my heart instantly, though. As you can probably guess, it’s a bit smoky. According to the brewery’s website, this beer originated from a German legend in which a fire burnt part of small regional brewery, exposing the brewery’s malts

to smoke. The brewer didn’t have enough money to replace the smoked malts, so he used them in his next batch. Luckily his customers loved the new style, and so do I. This is a very hearty brew with strong meaty overtones. It pours rich amber with a distinct, frothy white head. As I sipped the lager, I felt myself transported to a German forest campsite, where I sat fireside and cured the fresh meat from a day of hunting. Truly an outstanding choice if you’re seeking a full-bodied and thick beer. 5. Bluegrass Brewing Co.’s Nut Brown Ale (4.9%) Their Nut Brown Ale is always a safe bet, though. A traditional English ale, this brew is made with caramel, dark, and

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Flashback to the fabulous 50s — an era of poodle skirts, checkered decor and great food that is not necessarily healthy. Now imagine this place on present-day New Circle Road. The family-owned Parkette has been featured on Triple D, (Diners, Drive-ins and Dives) starring Guy Fieri. Featuring a dine-in garage, Parkette is open Monday through Saturday and customers can choose to dine-in or drive-in. I’d suggest dining —

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Sixty years ago, Gurney Norman arrived at UK to study in the Enoch Grehan Journalism Building. Passionate about all things literature, from creative writing to documentary filmmaking, Norman is still going strong. He is now working on a novel that will include some autobiography of his life, which is rooted in the mountains of Eastern Kentucky. Norman said his newest work will focus partially on memories from early in his life in Perry County, the first of which came when he was four years old. “I was sitting with my grandfather, for whom I am named, when the music on the radio was interrupted by news that Japan had bombed Pearl Harbor and war had been declared,” said Norman, who also recalled memories of his hometown coal plant, which gave jobs to several of the men in his family including his father. One of his more memorable experiences as a child was playing a game called “hobo,” in which he and his friends would hop onto trains as they were slowly taking off. “Those who couldn’t take it would jump off soon, and the winner would be on last,” Norman said. Norman attended UK from 1955 to 1959, where he studied journalism and English — he also wrote for the Kentucky Kernel newspaper and edited for The Kentuckian yearbook. After his time in Lexington he received a creative writing fellowship at Stanford University in California. He lived in the San Francisco area for 15 years, where he continued his writing career while staying in touch with UK. “I always felt close to UK,” Norman said. “It was a natural thing that after I’d written a couple of books of fiction, I

Take a drive to a different era with Parkette’s classic decor

PHOTO BY MICHAEL REAVES I STAFF A general view of Parkette, which has appeared on Food Network, on New Circle Road in Lexington, Ky.

in because the atmosphere really makes the experience. Parkette cuisine is ideal when feeling down, “hangry” or going through a breakup. Full of cheese, grease and milkshakes, this diner is a

great way to enjoy American food in a local way. Customers are encouraged to purchase the “Poor Boy”, one of their tickets to fame; two all-beef, quarter-pound patties on a toasted

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PHOTO BY ALEX OTTE I STAFF Professor Gurney Norman poses for a portrait outside Patterson Office Tower on Wednesday.

came back and joined the faculty.” Norman, 78, has now been associated with UK for 60 years as a student, alum, community college teacher and for the past 36 years as a professor in the English department. Some of his more famous fictional works include “Divine Right’s Trip,” which tells

film works have been featured on KET, including “Time on the River,” “From This Valley” and “Wilderness Road.” His film and television work frequently captures the landscape and culture of Eastern Kentucky, which he said is becoming a focal point for alternative writing and filmmaking. “In Kentucky, there is a thriving literary community … outside the mainstream,” Norman said. Norman said his creative work often emGURNEY NORMAN, English professor phasizes personal memory and how it shapes the story of a pair of hippies an individual’s life, and that traveling cross-country from fictional writing at its core is California to Kentucky, and very personal. “Kinfolks: The Wilgus Sto“Students in my creative ries,” which details the growth writing classes often hear of a young Eastern Kentucky me talk about the function of boy and his interactions with memory in fiction and autobihis family. ography,” Norman said. “KenIn addition to writing, sev- tucky is a prime place to study eral of Norman’s documentary such ideas.”

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year. The Bank on Students Emergency Loan Refinancing Act would have allowed millions of graduates to refinance their student loan interest rates to less than 4 percent a year, by raising income taxes on people who make between $1 million and $2 million. Sadly, the bill made it through the House of Representatives, but was blocked in the Senate.

Students need to hold their legislative representatives accountable. Our politicians need to work together to fix the problem of student debt, whether it’s a new bill to lower interest rates, a refinancing option or debt forgiveness. Without legislative change, we may not be able to climb out of this hole. Email opinions@kykernel. com

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Riding a bike can be a quick way to get around campus and Lexington, but there are safety hazards cyclists may face while on the road. Sonnet Henderson, a mechanical engineering freshman, rides her bike to get around campus quicker. Though she does not wear her safety gear or plan to, she has not had any injuries. Henderson said she uses the “be cautious and careful” technique but she sees many cyclists wearing headphones — which she said may cause them to be unaware of their surroundings. Gabrielle Erickson, a psychology freshman, rides her bike from her North campus residence hall to her South campus classes. “I have only had one minor injury while riding my bike.

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CONTINUED FROM PAGE 8 double-decker bun, including cheese, with all the fixings and Parkette sauce — all for $4.29. Since 1951, when Joe Smiley opened the Parkette, the “Poor Boy” has been filling the hearts and stomachs of Lexingtonians. According to the menu, Smiley’s inspiration for the burger came from his memory of limited food options in the rural, coal producing areas of West Virginia. “When the coal strikes were on, everybody was starving.” Since brothers Jeff and Randy Kaplan reopened Parkette

One time I hit a curb and fell off my bike; I scarred up my knees and elbows pretty bad,” Erickson said. Broke Spoke volunteer Steven Curtis, a cyclist devoted to reducing his carbon footprint and inspirating others, is no stranger to bike incidents. Almost two years ago, Curtis was cycling by Woodland Park and had an accident with a pedestrian who was staring at his phone. The two collided when the pedestrian took a sharp turn into Curtis’ path. “I noticed he was looking down on his cellphone, not paying any attention to his surroundings,” Curtis said. “I was maybe going 15 to 20 mph heading the opposite direction as him.” Curtis was knocked off his bike, hit the pavement and broke his collarbone. “They didn’t ask me what happened. The story that they put out was: ‘Cyclist hits pe-

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PHOTO BY MICHAEL REAVES I STAFF Bikers ride through the intersection of Rose St. and Avenue of Champions in Lexington, KY.

destrian’,” Curtis said. “Of course I contacted the police office weeks later to try to explain what really happened, but they told me it was impossible to change the story ... The real story never got clarified.” Curtis was hit Friday by a distracted driver. Curtis also recommends drivers to be

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in March 2009, they have been using Smiley’s original fried chicken and hot dog chili sauce recipe. Another great choice, as there are many, is the Hot Brown burger. The four ounces of angus beef patty is topped with alfredo sauce, three slices of turkey breast, bacon, American cheese and tomato on a toasted bun. This “True Taste of Kentucky” is definitely one to try at $7.29. When this Lexington diner made headlines, it is fair to say its dessert deserved every accolade. Their “Pink Cadillac” is colossal, made up of two slices of grilled Texas toast stuffed with JIF chocolate spread and sliced bananas, sprinkled

with cinnamon and sugar — all topped with ice cream, whipped cream and a cherry. While nostalgic customers can choose from a variety of handspun shakes, malts and floats. The Parkette, an icon of Lexington, is the place to go when looking for some “stress eating” relief when battling the reality of papers, deadlines and dreaded group projects. Not only is the Parkette a great way to eat local but it is a great way to stop the bikini diet with Fall approaching. Jamilyn Hall is the assistant opinions editor of the Kentucky Kernel. Email opinions@kykernel. com

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Connecting people to four-legged friends Lexington Humane Society cares for hundreds of animals, from cats to Clooney By Emily Markanich news@kykernel.com

While the Lexington Humane Society mostly cares for cats and dogs, its 480 residents could be anything from bunnies and rats to George Clooney — their fifth potbelly pig. According to LHS Senior Development Manager, Ashley Hammond, unlike past pigs which were brought in by hoodwinked owners who believed they purchased a miniature pig, George was found in a storm drain on West 6th. Located next to Animal Control off Old Frankfort Pike, LHS has a paddock in their facilities to house livestock; some past residents include a group of sheep found wandering around town one day, horses going through cruelty investigations and UK’s runaway cow from spring 2015. George, on the other hand, waits to be adopted by his “forever family” in a kennel rather than the paddock because he is considered a pet. LHS is a non-profit organization that relies on donations collected at local events. At the Crave Festival this year LHS hosted a doggy day

care for pet owners. At other events could be seen in brightly-colored vests with “adopt me” on the side and a pocket to put some cash in. There was also a puppy kissing booth offering kisses for a dollar. “(The kissing booth) brings in quite a lot of money,” Hammond said. “People love having dogs slobber all over them for some reason.” According to Hammond, LHS raised $8,000 in funds this fiscal year, which ended June 30. LHS refuses to turn away any animal, which sometimes requires putting cages in their offices and providing their own space for animals to have foster homes.“If it weren’t for our foster parents we wouldn’t have made it through this kitten season,” said Hammond. LHS relies heavily on student volunteers during the week and for their foster programs. After attending orientation and training, volunteers have a variety of projects to choose from. One such program is Humane education, which teaches proper pet care to children at schools in lower-income areas of Lexington who don’t understand proper pet care. For example, children attend-

PHOTO BY MICHAEL REAVES I STAFF Animals at Lexington Humane Society looking for their forever home in Lexington, Ky. on Monday.

ing humane education programs are taught that it is not good to kick your dog when it barks. “We like to have ambassadors for us,” Hammond said. “People who are interested in going out into the community, who are good with children (to talk to others) about proper pet care.” To volunteer for LHS or learn more about their services, visit lexingtonhumanesociety.org.

PHOTO BY MICHAEL REAVES I STAFF A general view of the Lexington Humane Society in Lexington, Ky. on Monday.

UK boasts more Farm-to-Fork initiatives By Ella Wilkie news@kykernel.com

UK has boasted Kentucky pride over things like bluegrass and basketball for a very long time, but now it can claim it has Kentucky Proud meal options. UK’s Food Connection, a $5 million food education center in The 90, has brought the Farm-to-Fork process — a new way to produce and distribute local food — to campus and the community. “Farm-to-Fork is a nice way

to talk about a broader movement,” said Lilian Brislen, the Food Connection’s Executive Director. “The idea is that if we can make shorter supply chains ... there will be greater diversity of products available to us.” Brislen said the Food Connection’s outreach program would bring special projects and enrichment opportunities to students of existing courses. UK’s Director of Strategic Analysis, Melody Flowers, said The Food Connection’s goal is for all food and bev-

erage purchases of local and Kentucky Proud items on campus to grow to 20 to 25 percent in the next 15 years. The idea of Farm-to-Fork is not as simple as local food showing up at the doorstep. According to Flowers, there are many obstacles in the way. Flowers said a food system doesn’t only require the right connections with business partners and farmers — there is also the issue of ensuring the safety, quality and transportation of these foods. The Food Connection can

only do so much in the Farmto-Fork process, so UK Dining handles the business management side of things. UK Dining is working on building partnerships between the private sector and produce distributors so farmers can more easily connect with them. “We want to do business with farmers but, like (Flowers) said, there are lots of roadblocks to get through,” said M.K. Cole, the Senior Operations Director for UK Dining. “There’s a big difference

between selling to a farmer’s market and selling to a university,” Flowers said. UK Dining has done special food-oriented events for students in the past and, with the incorporation of more Farm-to-Fork meal options, these events will soon focus on Kentucky Proud and local food. Cole said UK Dining plans to have these special events at least once per month, and it’s better to have farmers there to serve food and talk to the students about the Farm-to-Fork

process. The Farm-to-Fork method is something those who work with the Food Connection and UK Dining hope to see succeed in the coming months — not only at UK but also within the community. “(Farm-to-Fork) will provide a significant and positive impact here in Kentucky, for Kentucky farmers, for local Kentucky entrepreneurs and business owners,” Flowers said. “It’s a matter of getting up and running, and the sky’s the limit.”

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Fraternity Relationship Consultant Seeking student to serve as consultant regarding campus fraternity groups. Help find fraternity members who need group housing and match with perfect off‑campus group house. Get paid for hanging out with your friends. Contact: laura@collegehouseproperties.com Jenny Craig has an opportunity for a PT weight management consultant. Hours are Tuesday 9 a.m.‑2 p.m., Thursday 9 a.m.‑6 p.m., Friday 9 a.m.‑2 p.m., Saturday 8 a.m.‑noon. $10/hour plus commission. Please call Leslie at (859) 269‑2639. PT tutors who can teach ESL, school sub jects, SAT, TOEFL and business English to Japanese people whose ages range from pre‑ school to adults. Degrees required. Japanese is not required. Send resume to Obunsha Bluegrass Academy: KKuroki@aol.com. Researchers at the University of Kentucky are looking for individuals 21–34 years of age who have received a DUI in the last 5 years to participate in a study looking at behavioral and mental performance. Partici pants are compensated for their time and participation is completely confidential. For more information, call (859) 257‑5794. Researchers at the University of Kentucky are conducting studies concerning the effects of alcohol and are looking for male & female social drinkers 21‑35 years of age. Volunteers paid to participate. Call (859) 257‑5794. Seeking cooks, servers and supervisors. Above average wages! Beat the craziness of Lexington! 15‑minute drive. Apply in person at FatKats Pizza, 3073 Paris Pike. Georgetown.

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