Harlan’s Upgaininator 9000

Don’t you love noisey music, well we have the product for you! The Upgaininator 9000 amps up your music by 9000% within seconds! Let’s run down an imaginary (but realistic) scenario: Look! It’s you happily enjoying your music ... but oh no! Here I come along, asking if there can be something more in your music and you’re like “okay, I guess.”

(He is happy :))

Now you’re happy because the world is so much of a better place!!!

Buy now!! Only $9000 (why else do you think that 9000 is in the name?)

Table of Contents

P. 6 -- Meet the Team

P. 8 -- Fugazi

P. 14 -- Music in Movies

P. 16 -- Made to Play

P. 20 -- Music Through the Ages

P. 24 -- Imperfectly Pitched

P. 32 -- Ideal Austin Band

P. 34 -- Pride and Joy

P. 42 -- What Makes a Good Venue

P. 44 -- Keeping the Beat

P. 48 -- Where the Records Roll