SANTA’S COMPLIANT
COMPLIANT 1
EXTREME CLIMATE Every time I go to deliver gifts, it makes me crazy of the extreme climsate! I hate hot weather!!
BRAZIL 31oC GREECE 10oC MEXICO o 22 C UK 6oC USA o 3C CHINA -6oC RUSSIA -28oC
COMPLIANT 2
ENDLESS LETTERS
I am nearly blind!! I have recieved arounded 1.84 billion of letter and read at least 5 million letter per day to know what present children wanted. It is really annoying and the children’s wishes are very difficult to achieve ;( Who can help me, mommy!!
1843868987 letter per year
5000000 letter per day
COMPLIANT 3
OBESITY PROBLEM Indeed, mince pie and milk are yummy but I should feel boring when eating 132 million. And also, I think I will get obesity even die soon!! goodbye evey child, don’t miss me because you all kill me :\ Sayonara!!
132
48.2 billion
million
calories consumed
of mince pie and glass of milk
33 million litres of milk
(*If evey household left one set of food)
41 calories 2 calories
Climbing up the chimney
Jumping into the chimney
6 calories 4.5 billion calories Walking stealthy at the house
COMPLIANT 4
DANGEROUS JOB
ATTENTION!! It will easily get burn injury when jumping into the chimney!!
It will easily be attacked by human’s friend when stealthily getting in people’s house!!
ATTENTION!!
ATTENTION!! My job is more dangerous than police and fireman. Seems eveytime I rebirth after death!!
It will easily get electic shock by christmas light when climbing up the chimney!!
ATTENTION!! It will easily get over indulgence when children give Santa a lot of beer, milk and mince pie!!
COMPLIANT 5
MAGIC SLEIGH SICKNESS
CONCORDE 2.172km/h
SPACE SHUTTLE DISCOVERY 28967.94km/h
USS VOYAGER 1 61154.54km/h
SANTA CLAUS 72000km/h
MILLENNIUM FAICON 1.5 X Speed of Light
MAGIC SLEIGH 2.0 X Speed of Light
It is extremely fast when I riding the magic sleigh. Every time when Iget off the magic sleigh, I felt very sick and wanted to vomit!! Would you want to try, it should be a mermerable experience ;)
132000000TH HOUSE F
COMPLIANT 6
CRAZY RUN Nothing to say! I’m tired!! Total population 6853019414 children who are 0-14 age 1817989536 children who believe in Santa 563576756
1ST HOUSE
1956TH HOUSE
S
1s
2.5 children live per household
212 meter 200 million of household
The average distance between each household is 212 meters
Good Bye!! Merry Christmas!!
By Lau Hong Lam, Avery