The Bullseye

NBC announces reboot of Coach. What, were the rights to Homeboys in Outer Space unavailable?

Here’s a look at the pop culture news that was right on target this week—and the events that missed the mark

HBO cancels Looking, and just like that, Bar Rescue is once again the gayest show on TV.

Harper Lee reveals Go Set a Watchman cover. Or at least someone revealed it and said she did.

Calvin Harris and Taylor Swift spotted at Whole Foods together, meaning they’re either having sex or just buying couscous.

Gene Simmons teaming with WWE to make horror movies, presumably based on this sentence.

Disney plots live-action Mulan, yet again leaving Pocahontas to cry alone to the blue corn moon.

After the excellent DESPY Awards on Drag Race, we nominate RuPaul to produce next year’s Oscars.

Hey, Jay Z, we’re so excited to listen to Tidal! This is her, right?

The night is dark and full of spoilers.

Ed Sheeran crashes a wedding, since there’s obviously no way he’d go to a shower.

Younger’s Sutton Foster is lovely and beautiful, but she passes for 26 like Bullseye passes for a square.

Easy on the eyes, hard on the news—welcome to The Daily Show, Trevor Noah.

It’s 12 p.m. and Zayn is officially out of One Direction. Do you know where YOUR crying teen is?

Helen Mirren wants to be in the next Fast & Furious, although they’d likely have to change the title to Moderate & Indeed Quite Levelheaded. Downton Abbey to end after six seasons, or 480 ruined salmonmousse tarts, Daisy!!!

Marvel’s Daredevil unleashes our superpower: nonstop couch sitting. Did Kym Johnson and Robert Herjavec just impregnate our TV?

Destiny’s Child reunited for one brief song at the Stellar Gospel Music Awards before scheduling conflicts forced Michelle Williams to return to obscurity.