Giggles

Paul, 3 I told my son, “You’ve had enough time to finish lunch,” and then asked Alexa to set a timer for two minutes. W hen I lef t the room to change the laundry, I heard Paul call out, “A lexa! Stop the timer!”

Stephanie Martin Maier

Barnesville, MN

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Lincoln, 4 W hi le we were ordering food, I asked my son if he wanted a hamburger or a cheeseburger. He responded, “A cheeseburger. No ham.”

Molly Jones Plymouth, MN

Tyler, 6 I asked my husband, “Out of all the Halloween candy we get, what would be the one thing you would throw out?” Without skipping a beat, our son responded, “The wrapper.”

Toni North West Chester, PA

Viara, 1 Lying next to my daughter, waiting for her to fall asleep, I heard our dog scratching to be let out. “Can I let him go potty?” I asked. “No,” she said. “Put one of my Pull-Ups on him.”

Nadya Hernandez

Dalton, GA