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Battlefield Notts
It was the battle that finally ended the War of the Roses, the bloody civil struggle for control of the throne that plagued England for decades, and has been described as one of the defining moments in the country’s history. With this month marking the 533rd anniversary of the events that took place on Nottinghamshire’s only registered battlefield, we take a look at the story behind The Battle of Stoke Field…
When George R.R. Martin first started writing A Game of Thrones, there was one period in English history that he drew upon above all others for inspiration. Over a half a millenia later, it’s almost impossible to envision just how devastating the impact of the War of the Roses was on the country. Lasting over three decades, the series of dynastic civil wars fought between the House of Lancaster and the House of York, both branches of the same royal House of Plantagenet, featured inescapable brutality; during the Battle of Towton alone, 3% of the entire male population of England was killed during a single day. Though they included no fire-breathing dragons or walking undead, the events of the long-running conflict featured a string of weak or nefarious monarchs, chivalrous princes slaughtered in their prime, plenty of cloak-and-dagger scheming and the complete destruction of the male lines of both families. In every sense, the War of the Roses was one of, if not the definitive turning point in the history of England, bringing an end to both the Middle Ages and the Plantagenet reign – which had endured for over three centuries – and establishing a Tudor dynasty that would radically and permanently alter the course of English history.
The details of the war itself could fill this entire magazine, so complex and eclectic were the array of characters, houses, events and battles. But
suffice to say, three decades of sporadic civil war had seen King Henry VI murdered, lengthy periods of instability, the involvement of Scotland, France and Burgundy, the crown of England changing hands six times and twenty major military engagements which had led to most of the key figures who had initiated the conflict murdered, executed or killed in battle. To return to the Game of Thrones analogy, think Season Eight (without the terrible writing): Ned, Robb, Ramsay, Joffrey, Tommen, Stannis, Tywin, Roose and Robert are all dead and gone, but the carnage continues unabated.
While the Battle of Bosworth Field in 1485 is often seen as the war’s definitive latter-period engagement, owing to the defeat and death of Richard III, the last king of the House of York (as well as the last English monarch to die in battle), the war rumbled on. The victor at Bosworth, Henry Tudor – now King Henry VII – sits uneasily on the throne. His attempts to gain the acceptance of the York faction through marriage to their heiress, Elizabeth of York, hasn’t had
the desired effect, and his clasp of power remains far from secure.
Next in line on the seemingly endless conveyor belt of Yorkist claimants to the throne was the Queen’s cousin, Edward, Earl of Warwick. The young boy was brought to the attention of John de la Pole, Earl of Lincoln who, having previously been named as royal heir under Richard III, saw an opportunity for revenge and lent his support to the cause. Except the boy they had wasn’t actually Edward at all, but rather an imposter named Lambert Simnel. Unbeknownst to the would-be rebels, the real Edward, who had displayed signs of a mental disability and was described by chronicler Edward Hall as not being able to “discern a goose from a capon”, had been locked in the Tower of London by Henry. Ten-year-old Lambert was nothing more than the son of a baker or tradesman, and had inexplicably been selected as the figurehead around which to mount one last chance of snatching the English throne for the House of York.
Ireland had always been a hotbed of Yorkist support, so it was there that Lincoln and his cohorts headed in May 1487, recruiting 4,500 Irish mercenaries and drumming up the support of the Irish nobility and clergy. Less than three weeks after arriving, Lambert Simnel, the imposter boy-King, was crowned King Edward VI in Dublin, before the newly bolstered ranks sailed back to Lancashire.
After being joined by a number of local gentry, the Yorkist army covered over 200 miles in five days during a series of forced marches. Their ambitions were clear: to catch Henry Tudor off-guard and seize the throne before he
had the chance to mount a suitable defence. A skirmish outside Tadcaster resulted in an overwhelming victory for the Yorkists, and Lincoln further outmaneuvered Henry’s army by drawing elements of them northward with a diversion that left the route south open for the bulk of his forces. Nearing Doncaster, they encountered Lancastrian cavalry who, after three days of skirmishing through Sherwood Forest, were forced back toward Nottingham.
But the cavalry had done enough, providing Henry sufficient time to receive desperately-needed reinforcements. Those three days proved crucial, as Henry’s army now not only outnumbered Lincoln’s, and were better armed, better equipped and under much more experienced leadership. Both sides had done all they could to prepare for what would be the final battle of the War of the Roses. The stage had been set, and it would be all or nothing for Lincoln and the Yorkists in Nottingham.
East Stoke was a quiet village about half a mile east of the River Trent, and about six miles south-west of Newark. Once the site of a Roman settlement, it had since become a quaint, relatively insignificant town surrounded by rolling arable farmland. But on the evening of 15 June 1487, it was host to Henry VII, King of England, and the next day it would witness one of the bloodiest battles in the country’s history. After hearing news that Lincoln had crossed the Trent, King Henry set his battle lines, under the command of the Earl of Oxford – who had masterminded the victory at Bosworth – in three sections. Before the day’s killing had begun, a series of unusual lights in the sky were interpreted as ill omens by some of the Lancastrian soldiers, leading many to flee in panic. Oxford was able to restore a semblance of order, and soon the army of around 12,000 men was in good array. The battlefield, surrounded on three sides by the winding Trent, was set.
The Yorkists, assembled in a single concreted block of some 8,000 soldiers, had seized the high ground but found themselves under the devastating assault from volley after volley of Lancastrian arrows. The mercenaries they’d picked up in Ireland were mostly kerns, whose light armour made them highly mobile but extremely vulnerable to missiles. Deciding to surrender their vantage point, they launched forward in attack, hoping to break the Lancastrian line and roll Henry’s army up like a carpet. With only the vanguard engaged, the Yorkists found themselves heavily out-numbered, but their core of what Colin Pendrill described as “well-trained foreign mercenaries” fought bravely, concentrating their attacks with discipline and ferocity. Badly shaken but holding, thanks to Oxford’s rallying, the fight was bitterly contested for over three hours. Henry’s mercenaries weren’t the only Europeans on the field, as Lincoln was able to bring 2,000 German and Swiss troops, many equipped with the latest handguns and under the command of Martin Schwartz, into the fray.
The final death toll is thought to be over 7,000 and to this day the ravine is still known locally as the Bloody Gutter, with the Trent said to have run red for three days after the battle
But it was the presence of the more traditional archers in the Lancastrian army that made the decisive impact, repeatedly firing volleys of arrows into the Yorkist position, just as they had done at the battle’s opening. Attrition would be the deciding factor, as the relentless shower of missiles finally caused Lincoln’s army to break and flee. Trapped on three sides by the Trent and unable to retreat, the German and Swiss mercenaries fought on valiantly, but were eventually slaughtered along with their commander Schwartz. According to Jean Molinet, by the end of the battle they were “filled with arrows like hedgehogs.”
The surviving Yorkists fled in blind panic towards the Trent and down a ravine, where the day’s most barbaric slaughter took place. Most of the soldiers were butchered mercilessly, including all but two of the Yorkist commanders. Neither of them were Lincoln, who was found amongst the dead at the battle’s end. The country had seen three decades of war, and craved a definitive conclusion; no matter how, the War of the Roses was going to end on Stoke Field. The final death toll is thought to be over 7,000 and to this day the ravine is still known locally as the Bloody Gutter, with the River Trent said to Victorious, Henry Tudor, now undisputed King Henry VII of England, captured the ten-year-old Lambert Simnel. Realising he was merely a puppet in the attempted coup, he was granted a full pardon and, in acknowledgement of the lack of threat he now posed, given a job in the royal kitchen. The same can’t be said for the real Edward, however, who was beheaded at the Tower of London, the last victim of that elongated, blood-stained struggle for power.
When the last body had been stripped of its armour and valuables, and the blood had finally washed clear from the killing grounds, England was left pondering the outcome at Stoke Field, something medieval historian Dr. Emma Wells calls, “history’s greatest might-havebeen.” Henry VII’s claim to the throne had been tenuous at best, and it’s testament to the decimation of the royal lineage over the previous thirty years that he was ever in a position to become King. But his reign is remembered as successful, restoring faith and strength in the monarchy, reinforcing the judicial system, bolstering the treasury and successfully denying all other claimants to his throne. He left the crown in a much healthier position than he found it, and it’s impossible to imagine how different England would have been had he not established the Tudor dynasty. A change of outcome at Stoke Field would mean his successor, Henry VIII, would never have been king; no Henry VIII means no break from Rome, no Reformation and no Church of England. It’s clear to see that the lessons of betrayal, security and ruthlessness learnt at so expensive a cost to the father were not wasted on the son.
But Henry VII did win, establishing a royal Tudor house that would change the face of England more than any other before or since. The what-ifs and might-have-beens died along with 7,000 men, Lancastrian hopes and the Plantagenet dynasty on that one sanguinary June day on the blood-soaked fields of Nottinghamshire.
words: Ashley Carter illustration: Jay Wilkinson
Let the Games Begin
A few months ago, the thought of joining all your friends on conference call software to partake in a quiz probably would have baffled you, but for most of us it’s now the norm. But if the thought of yet ANOTHER Zoom quiz fills you with dread, fear not – as we’ve got the best ideas for hosting a games night during lockdown, without a pub quiz in sight.
Even if you’re isolating alone or in a couple, you can still join in on the fun. There are a whole host of games, quizzes and puzzles available at your fingertips. Starting online you can find just about any quiz, with hundreds of sites dedicated to them. One of our favourites includes Buzzfeed quizzes, where you can test your knowledge on anything from iconic TV couches to guessing popular desserts. Another favourite is Sporcle, which claims to be the world’s largest quiz site. Here you can try your luck in timed challenges to name all fifty US states or identifying screengrabs of films at the half-hour mark. There is literally something for everyone on Sporcle, and even if there isn’t, you can submit your own quiz. Solo/Couples
Moving on to your TV (if you don’t have a smart TV or HDMI cable, just use your laptop), YouTube has a plethora of games at your disposal. As you’d imagine, they mainly centre around music, from naming theme tunes of sitcoms or Disney films, to guessing eighties hits based on a two-second intro.
Now, for one thing, you might not have immediately considered for your games night… our good old friend Alexa – she’s not just useful for telling you the weather or setting your egg timer, she can also host a mean quiz night. She has games that cover pretty much every topic: geography, music and even favourites like Trivial Pursuit or Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? Although be warned, Alexa can sometimes require a little patience…”sorry, I didn’t quite get that”.
Those of you lucky enough to be isolating with a group, whether it’s housemates, friends or family, round them up! With numbers on your side, it’s the perfect excuse for a games night. Dust off the board games that haven’t made an appearance since Christmas. Monopoly, Cluedo, Trivial Pursuit – whatever it is, bunker down for a good old-fashioned games night. While playing Monopoly wouldn’t usually be your first choice of how to spend a Saturday night, it’s now the perfect time to reignite your love for financially ruining your loved ones. Groups
It’s also the perfect time to pick up another classic: the humble pack of cards. From Rummy to Go Fish, a simple pack of cards can provide hours of fun. If you don’t already own a pack, or are struggling to get some online, most corner and convenience shops sell them. And if you’re by yourself, there are tons of YouTube tutorials to help you learn card tricks. By the time this is all over you might just find yourself appearing on the next season of Fool Us.
If these suggestions are a little tame by your standards, you can always ramp things up by adding alcohol into the mix. Reminisce your uni days with some drinking games, like Ring of Fire, or a game of Most Likely: ask a question such as ‘who is most likely to get arrested?’ or ‘who is most likely to become Prime Minister?’; and the person with the most votes has to – you guessed it – drink. You can also adapt any board game, quiz or card game into a drinking game: get sent directly to jail without passing Go? Take a shot. Buzzer went off while trying to remove a charlie horse? Finish your pint. You get the picture... If you’re tired of the repetitive pub quizzes happening every other night (no offence, Jimmy Carr), here are a few more ideas to refresh your muchneeded group catch-ups. Bingo – it’s not just a game for your nan. Switch it up by having everyone take their mobile number and remove the 0. Then put the remaining numbers into pairs, like 75/34/02/21/05. Have the Bingo caller select the numbers – you can use an online generator for this – and the first person to call Bingo has to text from that number to the quiz master. No cheating allowed on this one... Virtual
Take inspiration from some of the greatest TV game shows for your next games night. Our favourites include The Price is Right: take common household objects and ask your friends to guess the price (you can even ask them to submit their answers via a Google Form if you’re feeling all fancy). Countdown also works well, though you may need some genius friends to crack the maths rounds. You can pose as Carol and host your own version, or use an online generator if you want to keep things simple.
You should now have enough ideas to throw the ultimate games night, but if you really must host a pub quiz (and there’s nothing wrong with that) then try jazzing it up by having different people host different rounds, focus on specific themes, or ask people to donate prizes for winners. May the best man win.
words: Hannah Cooke
Classics like Super Mario Bros, Donkey Kong, Duck Hunt, Street Fighter and Sonic are all just a Google search away, and come with the added bonus of being packed full with nostalgia
UNDER COVER ARTIST
Sieburg-based artist and regular Notts visitor Andreas Schlechtriemen fills us in on what inspired his robinthemed cover artwork…
Tell us a bit about yourself… I'm a freelance graphic designer and illustrator from Siegburg in Germany. A few years ago my best friend moved to Nottingham and since then I’ve been visiting him regularly. The city and the people really grew on me and I always enjoyed reading LeftLion when I was in town.
What was the inspiration behind the cover?
Literally the view from my kitchen window. There’s a bird feeder placed outside and even though I live in the city centre, all sorts of birds visit me every day, the robin being my favourite one. Birdwatching may sound middle-class, but to me the local wildlife is a constant source of inspiration.
Over the years I’ve made a series of illustrations of these birds – it’s like keeping a diary. That’s why I often include little things I find on my journeys, such as tickets or receipts. For the LeftLion cover I used pieces of a paper bag I got from a coffee shop in Istanbul.
What was the biggest challenge that you faced in creating the piece?
The biggest challenge was giving the drawing a casual appearance. Often when I’m being too pedantic, drawings can end up looking stiff. I want to illustrate the bird as authentically as possible and scientifically correct, but in a way that it doesn’t look like it’s been copied from a biology book.
Tell us about some projects you’ve worked on in the past…
Some of my pictures have been displayed at exhibitions specialised in ornithology in Germany and internationally. I have worked a lot in graphics over the past twenty years, from classical graphic design to editorial design and online content. An ongoing project that I enjoy is giving lectures in calligraphy at a local School of Design. Calligraphy is one of my passions.
What have you got planned for the future?
I´ve been saying this now for some time, but I finally need a proper online presence and get my social media account sorted. So watch out, Instagram!
Is there anything else you’d like to tell the LeftLion readers?
The past few weeks have been very difficult and challenging for all of us and it looks like it will take some time before our lives will be back to normal. The robin is a symbol of new beginnings, of hope and joy which I wish to all of you. Never give up and enjoy the beauty of nature. Hopefully I will return to Nottingham very soon.
