26 Things That Would Have Been Better With Jorts Besides literally everything.
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1. Adam and Eve
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View this image › uploads0.wikipaintings.org Things might have gone better if the original sinners were never-nudes.
2. That Gotye Song
View this image › youtube.com “But you didn’t have to cut me off” [Pans down to reveal jorts]
3. The VMAs
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View this image › Neilson Barnard / Staff / Getty Images You can blur lines, but you can never blur jorts.
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4. The Statue of Liberty
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View this image › upload.wikimedia.org Give me your tired, your poor,Your huddled masses yearning to wear jorts.
5. The Drawing Scene in Titanic Warning This image is graphic Click to reveal
View this image › Twentieth-Century Fox “Draw me like one of your French jorts.”
6. Pharell at the Oscars
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Michael Buckner / Getty Images If you’re gunna go casual, take it all the way.
7. The Birth of Venus
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8. The Bill from Schoolhouse Rock
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View this image › ABC The committee on jorts is always in session.
9. Alf
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10. Paula Deen
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View this image › Dimitrios Kambouris / Getty Images Them are jorts, ya’ll.
11. Marie Antoinette
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View this image › vi.wikipedia.org Let them wear jorts.
12. Zebras
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13. Pink Floyd
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14. The Royal Wedding
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View this image › Pascal Le Segretain / Getty Images No one would be looking at her hat, that’s for sure.
15. The Little Mermaid
View this image › Disney Step 1: Get Legs. Step 2: Put jorts on them.
16. The Kidnapping of Patti Hearst
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17. Lady Godiva
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View this image › en.wikipedia.org Everyone knows you shouldn’t ride naked on a horse.
18. Beyonce
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View this image › Buda Mendes / Getty Images JK BEY YOU’RE PERFECT DON’T EVER CHANGE. *hides from Solange*
19. The Louisiana Purchase
View this image › upload.wikimedia.org It was already a good deal. But it would have been a GREAT deal if jorts were included.
20. Tonya Harding
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View this image › Simon Bruty / Staff / Getty Images 10.0 for jorts!
21. Lindsay Lohan’s Mugshots
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22. Sex and the City
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View this image › HBO / etsy.com Miranda would never wear jorts, though.
23. The Moon Landing
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View this image › NASA / Hulton Archives / Getty Images One small step for man, one giant leap for jeankind.
24. Every Different Sport
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25. The Mona Lisa
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View this image › upload.wikimedia.org / Thinkstock Although, who’s to say this *~didn’t~* happen.
26. Barney
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View this image › popcultureblog.dallasnews.com AND A TINY ADORABLE SELENA GOMEZ ALSO IN JORTS.
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