THE TALL ONE

by Clare Heupel by Clare Heupel

With autumn comes colder weather; do not be ashamed to stay inside for a day, light your favorite fall With autumn comes colder weather; do not be ashamed to stay inside for a day, light your favorite fall candles, eat some tasty treats and watch one of these iconic movies. candles, eat some tasty treats and watch one of these iconic movies. With autumn comes colder weather; do not be ashamed to stay inside for a day, light your favorite fall candles, eat some tasty treats and watch one of these iconic movies.

by Clare Heupel

Fantastic Mr. Fox Fantastic Mr. Fox

Directed by Wes Anderson, this stop motion animation film documents the adventures of the Directed by Wes Anderson, this stop motion animation film documents the adventures of the Fantastic Mr. Fox mischievous character, Mr. Fox. Driven by his animal instincts, Mr. Fox takes part in a series of thefts, mischievous character, Mr. Fox. Driven by his animal instincts, Mr. Fox takes part in a series of thefts, Directed by Wes Anderson, this stop motion animation film documents the adventures of the which later results in his family and community being hunted by a trio of angry farmers. Mr. Fox which later results in his family and community being hunted by a trio of angry farmers. Mr. Fox mischievous character, Mr. Fox. Driven by his animal instincts, Mr. Fox takes part in a series of thefts, is voiced by actor George Clooney, and the cast features many other well-known actors including is voiced by actor George Clooney, and the cast features many other well-known actors including which later results in his family and community being hunted by a trio of angry farmers. Mr. Fox Meryl Streep, Bill Murray and Owen Wilson. With plenty of comedic moments and praise for unique Meryl Streep, Bill Murray and Owen Wilson. With plenty of comedic moments and praise for unique is voiced by actor George Clooney, and the cast features many other well-known actors including direction, this film is perfect entertainment for the whole family. direction, this film is perfect entertainment for the whole family. Meryl Streep, Bill Murray and Owen Wilson. With plenty of comedic moments and praise for unique direction, this film is perfect entertainment for the whole family.

Knives Out Knives Out

This extravagant mystery film written and directed by Rian Johnson captures a thorough This extravagant mystery film written and directed by Rian Johnson captures a thorough Knives Out investigation of the unexpected death of an extremely wealthy mystery novelist and the questioning investigation of the unexpected death of an extremely wealthy mystery novelist and the questioning This extravagant mystery film written and directed by Rian Johnson captures a thorough of whether or not his dysfunctional family had anything to do with it. A professional detective, played of whether or not his dysfunctional family had anything to do with it. A professional detective, played investigation of the unexpected death of an extremely wealthy mystery novelist and the questioning by actor Daniel Craig, and his team interview each member of the old man’s family along with his by actor Daniel Craig, and his team interview each member of the old man’s family along with his of whether or not his dysfunctional family had anything to do with it. A professional detective, played young caretaker, Marta Cabrera, played by actress Ana de Armas. The film has received critical acclaim young caretaker, Marta Cabrera, played by actress Ana de Armas. The film has received critical acclaim by actor Daniel Craig, and his team interview each member of the old man’s family along with his for its production and was also selected as one of the top ten films of 2019 by the American Film for its production and was also selected as one of the top ten films of 2019 by the American Film young caretaker, Marta Cabrera, played by actress Ana de Armas. The film has received critical acclaim Institute and the National Board of Review. It has also been signed off to have two sequels, with one Institute and the National Board of Review. It has also been signed off to have two sequels, with one for its production and was also selected as one of the top ten films of 2019 by the American Film of them already having started filming in June 2021. Do not miss out on this thrilling mystery that has of them already having started filming in June 2021. Do not miss out on this thrilling mystery that has Institute and the National Board of Review. It has also been signed off to have two sequels, with one audiences on the edge of their seats. audiences on the edge of their seats. of them already having started filming in June 2021. Do not miss out on this thrilling mystery that has audiences on the edge of their seats.

Dead Poets Society Dead Poets Society

Telling the story of a group of boys and their friendship through boarding school, this film, written Telling the story of a group of boys and their friendship through boarding school, this film, written Dead Poets Society by Tom Schulman and directed by Peter Weir, is one that is sure to bring on a range of emotions and by Tom Schulman and directed by Peter Weir, is one that is sure to bring on a range of emotions and Telling the story of a group of boys and their friendship through boarding school, this film, written thoughts. The film starts with the introduction of a new teacher, Mr. Keating, who uses unconventional thoughts. The film starts with the introduction of a new teacher, Mr. Keating, who uses unconventional by Tom Schulman and directed by Peter Weir, is one that is sure to bring on a range of emotions and exercises to teach lessons to his students about poetry. The teacher is played by well-known actor, exercises to teach lessons to his students about poetry. The teacher is played by well-known actor, thoughts. The film starts with the introduction of a new teacher, Mr. Keating, who uses unconventional Robin Willaims, who does an unreplicable job of portraying a role model and father-like figure to his Robin Willaims, who does an unreplicable job of portraying a role model and father-like figure to his exercises to teach lessons to his students about poetry. The teacher is played by well-known actor, students. The film itself has received many awards including an Academy Award for Best Original students. The film itself has received many awards including an Academy Award for Best Original Robin Willaims, who does an unreplicable job of portraying a role model and father-like figure to his Screenplay. While poetry may not seem very interesting to some people, this film is able to highlight Screenplay. While poetry may not seem very interesting to some people, this film is able to highlight students. The film itself has received many awards including an Academy Award for Best Original the importance of poetry through the perspective of the most unlikely demographic, teenage boys. the importance of poetry through the perspective of the most unlikely demographic, teenage boys. Screenplay. While poetry may not seem very interesting to some people, this film is able to highlight the importance of poetry through the perspective of the most unlikely demographic, teenage boys.

The Ni The Ni

What would fall be without Tim Burton movies? A fan favorite to many, “The Nightmare Before What would fall be without Tim Burton movies? A fan favorite to many, “The Nightmare Before The Ni Christmas” is a stop motion animation musical following the storyline of the king of Halloweentown, Christmas” is a stop motion animation musical following the storyline of the king of Halloweentown, What would fall be without Tim Burton movies? A fan favorite to many, “The Nightmare Before Jack Skellington. Skellington becomes obsessed with celebrating the Christmas holiday after coming Jack Skellington. Skellington becomes obsessed with celebrating the Christmas holiday after coming Christmas” is a stop motion animation musical following the storyline of the king of Halloweentown, across Christmastown and telling everyone about his discovery back home. The concept for the film across Christmastown and telling everyone about his discovery back home. The concept for the film Jack Skellington. Skellington becomes obsessed with celebrating the Christmas holiday after coming originated from a poem that Burton wrote and after making a deal with Disney, Burton was able to originated from a poem that Burton wrote and after making a deal with Disney, Burton was able to across Christmastown and telling everyone about his discovery back home. The concept for the film make his vision come to life with the help of director Henry Selick. While it was created for kids, many make his vision come to life with the help of director Henry Selick. While it was created for kids, many originated from a poem that Burton wrote and after making a deal with Disney, Burton was able to people believe that it is too dark and scary for a young audience. Despite this, it still remains to be a people believe that it is too dark and scary for a young audience. Despite this, it still remains to be a make his vision come to life with the help of director Henry Selick. While it was created for kids, many classic movie for this season and an influential film in stop motion animation history. classic movie for this season and an influential film in stop motion animation history. people believe that it is too dark and scary for a young audience. Despite this, it still remains to be a classic movie for this season and an influential film in stop motion animation history.

Little Women Little Women

Though any depiction of the classic novel written by Louisa May Alcott would be sufficient, the Though any depiction of the classic novel written by Louisa May Alcott would be sufficient, the Little Women 2019 version is especially enjoyable for those who seek movies with actors they are sure to recognize. 2019 version is especially enjoyable for those who seek movies with actors they are sure to recognize. Though any depiction of the classic novel written by Louisa May Alcott would be sufficient, the Written and directed by Greta Gerwig, the 2019 film version of “Little Women” is a family-favorite Written and directed by Greta Gerwig, the 2019 film version of “Little Women” is a family-favorite 2019 version is especially enjoyable for those who seek movies with actors they are sure to recognize. drama that follows the life of four sisters as they learn what it means to be a woman in society during drama that follows the life of four sisters as they learn what it means to be a woman in society during Written and directed by Greta Gerwig, the 2019 film version of “Little Women” is a family-favorite the 19th century. Many popular actors in the movie industry star in the film, such as Emma Watson, the 19th century. Many popular actors in the movie industry star in the film, such as Emma Watson, drama that follows the life of four sisters as they learn what it means to be a woman in society during Saoirse Ronan and Timothée Chalamet. While period pieces such as this may seem undesirable to Saoirse Ronan and Timothée Chalamet. While period pieces such as this may seem undesirable to the 19th century. Many popular actors in the movie industry star in the film, such as Emma Watson, some people, this one is particularly easy to watch as the actors are amazing at making their characters some people, this one is particularly easy to watch as the actors are amazing at making their characters Saoirse Ronan and Timothée Chalamet. While period pieces such as this may seem undesirable to relatable and likable. relatable and likable. some people, this one is particularly easy to watch as the actors are amazing at making their characters relatable and likable.

RUMORS OR REALITY: LINCOLN HIGH’S HORRORS

by delaney gramlick

Opened in 1965, LHS has seen its share of rumors; from an alleged pool in the basement to numerous claims of ghost sightings, the school has many of its very own myths. At least LHS inhabitants hope they are just myths.

The pool in the basement has been confirmed as only a rumor by various accounts. From the words of custodians to photo and video evidence of the LHS basement, it is clear that there is not actually a pool residing in the walls of LHS. The ghosts, on the other hand, are harder to dispel…

Charnelle Wooledge, an LHS computer science and physical science teacher, had never believed in ghosts until she began having experiences with them at the school. One night while she was completely alone in the building, Wooledge heard sounds of squeaking shoes and witnessed a hand dryer in the women’s bathroom go on by itself. She has also heard ownerless keys rattling, observed multiple computers turning on by themselves at once, witnessed chairs and dark silhouettes moving around and even noticed a bright light moving around in an empty, locked room.

“I looked over to room A300F while working and saw a silhouette of a person in a fishing hat peak their head over the top of a monitor,” said Wooledge.

However, Wooledge’s haunting encounters are not the only evidence of paranormal activity at LHS. In a documentary made in 2015, “The Paranormal Files Ep. 1,” then LHS senior Colin Browen explored the hauntings of LHS. Using custodians’ knowledge of the school, teacher accounts of ghost encounters and even film evidence of paranormal activity in the high school, the documentary presents quite persuasive evidence of a haunted LHS.

Browen inspected the LHS basement, auditorium and abandoned halls one night after school, and not to no avail. Disembodied voices and noises, unexplainable glimpses of strange sights, doors in the basement closing by themselves, creepy stories from staff members and even grown adults freaking out on camera can all be witnessed in the documentary.

Maybe the documentary’s evidence of ‘ghosts’ was simply weird lighting and noises that can be blamed on the building’s old wires and pipes. The doors shutting by themselves? Just the air conditioner. Potentially Wooledge’s stories could be explained somehow. Of course, it is possible that all of it can be dismissed with some sort of far-fetched explanation. But the evidence makes it seem unlikely.

by Lydia Sarbacker

Interested in trying new things? Possibly wanting to benefit your immune system while giving your digestive track a break? For those adventurous enough, trying out a juice cleanse might be the perfect way to kickstart your road to a healthy, nutritional lifestyle. As difficult as it might sound, the different varieties of juices allow for a large array of cleanses, ranging from a simple one-day juice cleanse all the way to a five-day cleanse.

While starting this process comes off to most as rather intimidating, Sioux Falls’ very own Nature’s Way Juice Bar is the perfect place to start your juice journey. They combine ingredients ranging from beets, pineapple and pomegranate seeds to cucumber, carrot and ginger root for a fabulous selection of freshly juiced drinks. Nature’s Way Juice Bar has a large array of options for those looking to explore the world of juicing while providing lots of options for juice cleanse novices.

Starting out my juice cleanse journey was nothing short of intimidating, however, the staff at Nature’s Way Juice Bar helped to prepare and educate me on both the juice cleanse itself as well as the benefits intermediate juicing can have on one’s body. In fact, I was able to watch my juices being made while the staff explained to me exactly what was being put into my drinks and described precisely how to ensure my juice cleanse to be a successful experience. Considering the total cost, I chose a one-day juice cleanse complete with three meal juices each 32 ounces and a bonus 16-ounce snack juice. The first sip of my breakfast juice was immediately surprising as I was shocked by how delicious it was. Not being the biggest fan of vegetables, I was worried the mixture would not be my cup of tea, yet the first juice was pleasantly surprising! Later I began sipping on my snack juice periodically throughout the day as the Nature’s Way Juice Bar staff had explained it was a more energy-boosting juice and not recommended before bed. My lunch juice was overall satisfactory and very filling as I did not finish the entire thing after feeling quite full from my breakfast and snack. Over the course of the day, I remained thoroughly full considering I was eating no food with substance; however, the period of time before I had my last dinner juice was a little more difficult as I began to feel a little hungry and tired. Yet as soon as I indulged in my last juice, I was feeling much more refreshed and satisfied. At the end of the day, I felt both nourished and proud of myself for taking on such a new and interesting challenge, while still feeling like I was not completely starving.

Considering the factors and components of my juice cleanse ranging from taste, price and convenience, I rate this juice cleansing experience an overall 8/10! The large portions and fresh ingredients allowed for a very successful cleanse that I recommend anyone daring enough to try out. The end result may shock you as well. Make sure to check out Nature’s Way Juice Bar in event of trying out such a cleanse for a unique and healthy experience working towards better nutrition and a healthier diet and lifestyle!

Breakfast: The breakfast juice was a deep red liquid mixing Carrot, Red Apple, Orange and Cucumber into the perfect morning juice to start your day outright. 7.5/10 Snack: The snack juice was hands down my favorite; a mix of tangy and sweet using Pineapple, Beet, Carrot, Orange, Spinach, Cabbage and Lemon combined to create an energy-packed pick me up. 8.5/10 Dinner and Lunch: The main meal drinks sadly took last place being the most vegetable-like tasting although I chose to leave out celery usually included in the drink for a classic Cucumber, Green Apple, Lemon, Ginger Root, Spinach filled green juice. 7/10

CARTER

by Henry Haft & Carter eriCson Fellow Statesman staff members took on the Buffalo Wild Wings Blazin’ Challenge. If they could eat all six wings, they would win 1,000 Blazin’ Challenge Rewards points and theirs names would be displayed on the TV on the “Blazin’ Challenge Wall of Fame.” Spoiler alert...they did not succeed.

The Blazin’ Challenge. You might have heard of it, but most of you don’t have the guts to try it. One of the most difficult challenges we have ever faced in our lives. Going into the challenge, we were worried sick. Was it going to be as bad as it seemed, or was it gonna be easy? Carter Ericson ranked himself at a 3 out of 10 on his spicy eating skills, and Henry Haft ranked himself at a 5 out of 10.

After days and days of procrastinating this challenge in the fear of utter pain and failure, they finally worked up the courage to go and do the challenge. Haft and Ericson arrived at “B-dubs” at approximately 3:30 p.m. on Friday the 8th of October. Their hopes were low, and their heads were hung. They walked slowly and sadly to their table, sat down and waited for their mouths to be absolutely scorched. They both sat down, and each ordered a cup of water, a glass of lemonade and six boneless blazing wings. Haft and Ericson had an intense debate on whether to order bone-in or boneless wings, but eventually ended up choosing boneless to hopefully prevent sauce on their faces and in their eyes.

They prayed they would live and waited for their “food” to arrive. After what seemed like no time, two plates arrived, and they instantly lost their appetite. Twelve boneless wings completely submerged in Carolina Reaper sauce sizzled on the plate in front of them. An intense staring contest went on for a while between the Reapers and the ‘Statesman’. For a slight second, Haft and Ericson debated a retreat to their cars in order to escape these spicy demons.

“We need to toughen up and decimate these wings,” said Ericson.

“I think if we just eat them really fast we can get through as many as we can before we feel the pain,” said Haft.

They both agreed, and decided to start together and eat as many as they could. Haft and Ericson took a deep breath and began. The first bite was a horrendous smoky flavor. The wings tasted like a mix of hot sauce and a campfire. It wasn’t too long before the heat from the campfire turned on. Utter fear and pain could be seen clearly on both of their faces. Tears rolled down Ericson’s face as he began to scrape his tongue with a napkin. Haft could be seen fanning his mouth and struggling to breathe. A group of bystanders sat at the bar and laughed as they watched the Statesman members try to stay alive while chugging cup after cup of water.

Haft finished his second wing and focused on his breathing while he waited for Ericson to finish his second. Haft went in and reached for a third and took a bite while Ericson wiped the tears out of his eyes and tried to convince himself to have another one. While the ‘Statesmen’ tried to keep a pulse, their server, Rose, took pity on them and brought them each a little milk from a kid’s meal. Carter savagely ripped the milk out of the poor woman’s hands and gave one to Haft and they both enjoyed the solid three gulps of milk that the bottles contained. Haft and Ericson gave up after this, with Haft eating two and a half wings and Ericson only eating two. Not only does it put you through the worst pain your mouth has ever felt, but your stomach will also hurt for up to 14 hours after. This challenge is difficult and if you don’t enjoy eating spicy things, don’t try this challenge. It’s definitely not worth it.

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