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Magic the Gathering. Video Games.Magic the Gathering. Video Games. Warhammer. Warmachine. RPGs. Warhammer. Warmachine. RPGs. Board Games. X-Wing. Dice. LotR. Board Games. X-Wing. Dice. LotR. HeroClix. Miniatures.HeroClix. Miniatures. GoT. Blood Bowl. GoT. Blood Bowl. L5R. Pokemon. Yu-Gi-Oh. Kidrobot L5R. Pokemon. Yu-Gi-Oh. Kidrobot Vinyl. Retro toys. Pop vinyl & plushies. Vinyl. Retro toys. Pop vinyl & plushies. Gaming & collectible supplies. Gaming & collectible supplies.

Huge Magic singles inventory plus we buy/trade Huge Magic singles inventory plus we buy/trade MtG cards. Weekly drafts, FNM, league play, MtG cards. Weekly drafts, FNM, league play, and frequent tourneys. and frequent tourneys.

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115 S. Linn Street (by the Public Library), Iowa City 115 S. Linn Street (by the Public Library), Iowa City Tel: 319-333-1260; Email: chg@criticalhitgames.net Tel: 319-333-1260; Email: chg@criticalhitgames.net www.criticalhitgames.net @criticalhitgamesiowacity www.criticalhitgames.net @criticalhitgamesiowacity A s a pre-election special, Kiki guessed these Iowa statewide office candidates’ kinks based on their campaign platforms. Can you guess whose is (allegedly) whose? Find clues on page 29 and on the candidates’ websites! Have fun, and don’t forget to vote! —xoxo, Kiki

1. this former police officer and Army Sergeant needs everything to be kept in order. A sub if Kiki ever saw one!

2. Will ALWAYS show up. Is ALWAYS there. Maybe this one just wants to be held back—with rope. Shibari, most likely.

3. this homeschooled honey lives that farm life. Kiki sees rolls in the hay and plenty of barn splinters in creative places.

4. When you’ve been at the work as long as this one has been, there might be some interest in tantric exploration!

5. this long-serving soul is all about accountability, and the campaign site serves serious dom energy. Possibly a whip-cracker!

6. this one’s emphasis on safety and education might come from lots of experience as a careful and dedicated top.

7. this candidate’s concern with water quality might come from a desire to romp in our public lakes and waterways. Exhibitionist? Kiki thinks so.

8. “the watchdog” might engage in some role-playing fun—collar and leash included!

9. Every face of every Iowan on display. Kiki says: voyeur!

10. Expanding trade is important for this one: A possible sign of spouse-swapping.

A. tom Miller

c. rob Sand

e. Joel Miller b. brenna bird

D. todd Halbur

F. Paul Pate

G. John Norwood H. Mike Naig

I. Mike Fitzgerald

KIKI WANTS QUESTIONS!

Submit questions anonymously at

littlevillagemag.com/dearkiki

or non-anonymously to

dearkiki@littlevillagemag.com.

Questions may be edited for clarity and length, and may appear either in print or online at littlevillagemag.com.

J. roby Smith

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