LIVErNEWS Issue 76 - Autumn 2021

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The New Alphabet A's B's C's D E F G H I J K L's M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

for arthritis; the bad back, the chest pains, perhaps car-di-ac? is for dental decay and decline, is for eyesight, can't read that top line! is for ssure and uid retention, is for gas which I'd rather not mention. is for high blood pressure- I'd rather it was low; for incisions with scars you can show. is for joints, out of socket, won't mend, is for knees that crack when they bend. for libido, what happened to sex? is for memory, I forget what comes next. is for neuralgia, in nerves way down low; is for osteo, bones that don't grow ! for prescriptions, I have quite a few, just give me a pill and I'll be good as new! is for queasy, is it fatal or u? is for reux, one meal turns to two. is for sleepless nights, counting my fears, is for tinnitus; bells in my ears! is for urinary; troubles with ow; for vertigo, that's “dizzy”, you know. for worry, now what's going round? is for X ray, and what might be found. is for another year I'm left here behind, is for zest I still have ….in my mind !

I've survived all the symptoms, my body's deployed, And I'm keeping twenty-six doctors fully employed! HAVE A GREAT DAY ! Dorothy Barker (from the internet)

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